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www.b3ta.com/board/10576276
www.b3ta.com/board/10577351
Ian Woosnam,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 15:37,
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hahahahahahai love these...especially the ones where the cat wins
( cakeburglar still bored with Freebase,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 15:40,
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hahahaperhaps the best yet!
(
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 15:40,
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All of the fantasticsThat is.
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Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:17,
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lovely :DThis is definately the best one so far, hope you keep it up!
Also cats better win or I will be very upset with you.
(,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 17:19,
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Also cats better win or I will be very upset with you.
Cat tapCatap
These are all wonderful, more please! :)
(These are all wonderful, more please! :)
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 18:33,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Colour The Lizard"){kind=small}
File under "things I really wish I hadn't started"
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 15:06,
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Cheers!Sorry - not being ignorant I'm just still tinkering!
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 15:18,
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leave it alone!or it'll fall off!
(
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 15:28,
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Ha ha ha....and you have the chair leg behind the table...
* Source please
(* Source please
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 15:08,
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Stylish saves the day once more! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 15:20,
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I use Stylish too.Sometimes I'll click on the magenta link just for the sheer hell of it!
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 15:36,
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That's great, thank you! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 15:25,
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Didn't click... honest.fucksocks
addickted has attained freedom,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 15:28,
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You'll learn soon enough, young padawan
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 15:55,
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hold on,i put f r e e i p o d s . c o m and it censored my link.
nicely done
(nicely done
Spunky McPunk not dead yet,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:03,
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very good! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 15:12,
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Ta.Finally closed it down.
although saved the layers so I might have another tinker with it at some point
(although saved the layers so I might have another tinker with it at some point
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 15:28,
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you will find that you get lessbored of it if you assign the 'stroke path' to an action. Saves a helluva lot of time I found :)
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 15:21,
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Thanks chap but I don't quite follow your banter.I only use paint.net, which seems to lack a lot of the labour saving shortcuts of more sophisticated packages. This was the line tool repeated ad nauseam!
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 15:27,
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Ah. In that case i can't help you.I assumed that everybody had a dodgy copy of photoshop these days. I'm on CS6 :)
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:06,
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Wow. That's some awesome colouring in!
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 15:52,
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haha fuck! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:52,
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4EVA IN ARE WOLVERHAMPTUN taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:53,
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is this available on iTunes? Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:57,
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Free Fallin' - Tom Petty Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 15:04,
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Sorry for lack of Lizard.
Just wanted to meet my posting quota so my gold membership doesnt lapse.
EDIT: Apparentley I cant spell... Also I'm wearing my grandad's skid marked pants and my granny lives in a tree.
yanmania... last shagged your mum on,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:23,
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it's like a zucchinionly a space version
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:41,
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same thing as a courrgete Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:50,
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Or u suggesjin I cont speel? yanmania... last shagged your mum on,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 15:14,
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same as a cougarettei.e. a big lady cat
( cakeburglar still bored with Freebase,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 15:27,
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His glasses will steam up! yanmania... last shagged your mum on,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:24,
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His nadgers will blistertoo
(
Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds.,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:25,
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hahahahahahafucking WOO!
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:27,
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it's probably scolding hot as it sprays on his under carriage.
(
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:30,
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Buttery biscuit bath! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:27,
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Bathnight doesn't get any more serious than this! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:36,
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greg wallacehe's from masterchef, i think he's a food critic, the other guy is a chef
(,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 15:04,
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green grocer innit bludyes boss
(
Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 15:06,
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hahahaha!fuck a duck that's beautiful :D
( Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 15:06,
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That's excellent but makes me cringe
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 15:22,
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hahahaahathe sheer pleaure on his face
( cakeburglar still bored with Freebase,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 15:35,
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perfectthe expression on his face --- spot on :)
(
revmoola was thinking about a software problem,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:17,
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Hahaha, steamed pudding anyone?*Click*
(
Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 18:09,
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MY EYES!MY BEAUTIFUL EYES!
(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:00,
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Yeah, ok greg - of course it's bigger now - you just poured a load of hot water over it.
(
4Q just lurking,
Tue 15 Nov 2011, 1:58,
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lots of good stuff on here toay(won't mention the error)
( cakeburglar still bored with Freebase,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:15,
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irony-lol! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:17,
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it was to highlight a point*whistles and shuffles feet*
plus, my keyboard is covered in honey :(
(plus, my keyboard is covered in honey :(
cakeburglar still bored with Freebase,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:19,
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All our keyboards are covered in honeybut you don't see us using it as an excuse.
(
edjogs Collared doves are shit.,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:22,
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tis is tru Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:29,
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well that's me told*kicks edjogs and runs away*
( cakeburglar still bored with Freebase,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 15:39,
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hahahaI originally had 'flyz' but went back to regular speak and cocked it up!
Have another as penance...
(Have another as penance...
printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:31,
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You'll go blind you...Too late. I wonder if hairy palms are a symptom?...
(,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:22,
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Ceiling lizard is welcome to my flies Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:21,
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He doesn't want thosehe clearly wants your flys.
(
M3rx likes the Asian ladies,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:23,
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He can't have my flysonly my flies are on offer.
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:27,
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I saw his clegg! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:56,
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Censorship not requiedAs this man has no balls!
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:57,
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he's got lots of cunts Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:07,
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Nicely done, but it made me do a sick.
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:02,
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HAHA...me toothink I'll get back to 'shopping kittens now :D
( Elvis impersonator,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:06,
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A purrrfect responce Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:08,
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Dear God! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:04,
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I glimpse no magenta*wants refund*
( cakeburglar still bored with Freebase,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:16,
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*hits esc**gets vapours*
(
Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:26,
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sorry for distressviewer discretion required :D
( Elvis impersonator,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:30,
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The genuinely offensive part of this is still showing.I can clearly see the cunt.
(
mofaha ā( Ė_Ė)ā Ź
(Ģā”ā)Ź,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:52,
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he's funny because he's fat!oh wait no he isnt.
( Victor Meldrew,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:55,
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but he is...Fat, that is...
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:58,
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lol he should be in everything deemed a comedythat way thick people know they should be laughing!
( Victor Meldrew,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:59,
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He was...ok in that Doctor Who episode......but just bloody annoying in the Three Musketeers (a very stupid, but entertaining film)
(
Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:02,
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he was good in Gavin and Stacey tooprobably because he was playing a fat obnoxious thick English twat
( cakeburglar still bored with Freebase,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:18,
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New Alt-compo. Colour mark p0rter
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:20,
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feed mine instead! tell me how nice my thighs are
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:25,
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theyre very niceall scrawny and AIDS ridden!
*rubs*
(*rubs*
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:28,
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a little higher... Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:29,
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badumtish! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:38,
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...at least he's not flan/freebase.
(
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:30,
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I never forgive you.EDIT leeched gif is leeched...
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:31,
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Tell-tale piss pantsI just rehosted it so you can load another 400k
HOW DYA LIKE THEM APPLES
(HOW DYA LIKE THEM APPLES
Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:37,
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Oh yes because of course you've never checked up on any b3ta posts ;o)*never forgives*
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:42,
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Mum?
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:33,
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She looks better from the back, on all fours.
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:37,
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Alt-compo : TOUCH MY ASS ALL TIME!
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:33,
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We're testing a new version of the vote mechanismwhich requires you to be logged into to B3ta to vote. Give it a go.
Who should be the next PM?
(Who should be the next PM?
rob,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:15,
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Yup.One Skotzmun, one vote, and a surprisingly polite message telling me I couldn't vote again. :-)
( Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds.,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:17,
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Hey everyone - be really radical and vote for the dog shit! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:18,
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it's the rule of mr splashy pantsstick something facetious in a poll and it'll storm it
(although this rule can occasionally be reversed by pointing it out)
((although this rule can occasionally be reversed by pointing it out)
rob,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:20,
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This clearly being the exception to that rule - Miliband's hardly polled anything!
(
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:21,
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The Rule Of Mr Splashy Pantswas my favourite Simon & Garfunkel album.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:22,
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In all fairness, the dogshit is the best option. Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:30,
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That's not a phrase you hear very often RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:13,
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that Osbornr is a cunthe gets my vote
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:21,
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it's a worrying result for Labourthat a badly spelt George Osborne can poll better than Miliband.
( rob,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:22,
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perhaps it's the way forward Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:25,
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I'd go for the inanimate carbon rod in preference to Ed Miliband.
(
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:29,
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Is he the Web 3.0 version of Gideon? Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:09,
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bah, blocked for meas it's hosted on www.b3ta.com...will this be accessible through jelly.b3ta.com or any of the other urls?
(
Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:26,
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Disenfranchised! Gutted!
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:27,
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it's a plot!the poll site has to ping b3ta to make sure you're logged in - I'll ask Nick if maybe it can ping a series of places b3ta.com jelly.b3ta.com our IP etc. That might make sense?
( rob,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:29,
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that should do the trick Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:31,
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ooh maybe it can pick up where you are coming from via the refereroooh maybe
( rob,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:32,
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Indeed it couldAnd will.
I'll add this to my todo list for later :)
(I'll add this to my todo list for later :)
palmr The speaking clock says:,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:35,
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A B3TA ELF! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:40,
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Does this mean that Mu could vote once from B3ta, again from Jelly, and again and again from all the other proxy sites?
(
CanonCaliber A big bore,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:40,
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whatever you vote for the IMF will institute photoshop austerity regardless
( rob,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:47,
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NopeVotes are restricted by secret stuff, which would be the same no matter what URL you come from :)
( palmr The speaking clock says:,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:51,
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Ah but it does mean that those with myriad comedy accountswill be able to vote multiple times, no?
*Doesn't actually mind if the votes are rigged or not and never thought this was a democracy in the first place*
(*Doesn't actually mind if the votes are rigged or not and never thought this was a democracy in the first place*
boris the spider,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:01,
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Hahahabut there's plenty of multiple accounts
( CanonCaliber A big bore,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:20,
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They would indeed be able to do thisBut, if anyone bothers to do this it'd be painfully obvious from my end who they are, b3ta account-wise, and easy to block their, and all their sub-accounts, from voting.
I might implement a naughty box page to name and shame anyone going to the effort of rigging polls on b3ta...
(I might implement a naughty box page to name and shame anyone going to the effort of rigging polls on b3ta...
palmr The speaking clock says:,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 15:25,
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Ah now, that's a good ideaIn the naughty box already: Mu
Could you also have a naughty box for comedy accounts? Donate a fiver and you get access to it for six months or a year? That way anyone who actually wants to know who's who on B3ta can find out and B3ta wins.
(Could you also have a naughty box for comedy accounts? Donate a fiver and you get access to it for six months or a year? That way anyone who actually wants to know who's who on B3ta can find out and B3ta wins.
boris the spider,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:06,
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Plan A scupperedPlanB implemented ....... *opens multiple 2nd accounts*
( CanonCaliber A big bore,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:08,
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I don't understand people who have more than one account. Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:13,
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To multi-vote "i like this" etcbut mainly to protect their username from cybersquatters when name-changing on Pirateday,halloween etc
( CanonCaliber A big bore,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:18,
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I'm gonna sign up with CannonCalibreand fuck you over proper, son.
( boris the spider,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:29,
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Got the same thing.copy/paste the mirror address over the b3ta.com bit and you should be able to vote.
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:49,
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Ive voted for the one that's definitely in the lead and has nothing to do with colouring in lizard artIm guessing lizard art will win anyway ;)
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:32,
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I don't like green or blueso I voted for the yellow line.
EDIT:which is now blue FFS
EDIT EDIT:now it's fucking turquoise!
EDIT EDIT EDIT:now it's a horrible fleshy pink colour. This is NOT what I voted for!!!!!
(EDIT:which is now blue FFS
EDIT EDIT:now it's fucking turquoise!
EDIT EDIT EDIT:now it's a horrible fleshy pink colour. This is NOT what I voted for!!!!!
Chumps š,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:34,
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They all come out brown in the end.
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:44,
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And with a really dislikeable font.
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:47,
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And that's exactly how the last general election worked! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 14:12,
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This is an outrage.Another female prime minister???
( edjogs Collared doves are shit.,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:56,
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How the hellam I supposed to rig the compo vote now?
Also: make it open in a new window, there's a good chap. It's too easy* to forget and close the window after the vote, therefore having to open a tab again to get back to b3ta.
*too easy for me, who's often pissed.
(Also: make it open in a new window, there's a good chap. It's too easy* to forget and close the window after the vote, therefore having to open a tab again to get back to b3ta.
*too easy for me, who's often pissed.
Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:30,
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Added to the todo listCheers :)
( palmr The speaking clock says:,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 17:57,
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"You cannot vote again so soon""This poll only lets people vote once every 3360 minutes and you voted only 0 minutes ago"
I also tried with another IP address, so it's username based!
Unlucky Mu!
Now. MS Paint loaded. Where's magenta ...
(I also tried with another IP address, so it's username based!
Unlucky Mu!
Now. MS Paint loaded. Where's magenta ...
MeatB3ta ... I was just cleaning it when it went off ...,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:45,
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you made me log inthats all
( Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait....,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:11,
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Oh wow, that's a good'un what now:D
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:13,
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Yays!
EDIT Ooooops. That's better.
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:19,
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I see what you've done there,although the reflections in the two smaller balls don't make any sense.
Sorry. Optical pedantry here.
(Sorry. Optical pedantry here.
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:21,
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you cunt!i thought the same when i 'finished' it but hoped nobody would notice ;)
( Victor Meldrew,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:55,
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Mickey da mouse?no.
( Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 16:25,
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Not so smug now, are you?
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 12:57,
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That fits a bloody treat!! took bloody ages!
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:44,
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Excellent!But why is the table behind the chair leg?
( Chumps š,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 12:59,
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DurIt's because the boat's not big enough.
( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:10,
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HAHAHAHA!We're gonna need a bigger croissant!
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:02,
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oh for mindpiss sake! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:23,
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meme overwe have a winner
stay off the beaches
(stay off the beaches
Manic can teach you the secret of fire,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:13,
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oo cheers * Awaits FP
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:51,
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haha!we're gonna need a bigger croissant!
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:23,
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*passes mop*
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:24,
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I'm gonna need a bigger one Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:30,
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pfffft
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:37,
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Tropical!i wonder how this case will progress.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:06,
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As if giant lizards weren't dangerous enough already!Nice one.
( Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 12:38,
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well done, black bear!One of my faves from this surprisingly inventive compo
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 12:46,
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Wooand yay Sir.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 12:52,
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DAMN YOU SIR!I was working on an animated version of that right now!
That's an hour of my life I won't get back!
Have a begrudged click.... harumph
(That's an hour of my life I won't get back!
Have a begrudged click.... harumph
tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 12:33,
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I couldnt get the hinging right on the door flap....Still working on it, but with more background hill van now!
( tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 12:44,
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I just couldn't get the door to open correctly :-(
tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:34,
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HAHA!I love it when a jpeg comes together!
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 12:34,
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w/y/h!*will have the title song in his head for hours now*
(
pzyko Query failed.,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 12:39,
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Dun der duhhrrr
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 12:41,
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That's the Challenger? No wonder it blew up! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 12:31,
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furry tits and yiffing simulator?I cant stop playing Battlefield 3 online, meself. Fudging ace - just what i needed after getting bored with the COD games.
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 11:32,
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I'm not sure I would enjoy BF3; sure, I could be proven horrifically wrong...but given the choice of a game I know I'll enjoy, and a game which I'm pretty much in the dark about, I went for MW3 first. I'll most likely get BF3 for the holidays.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 11:36,
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You make it sound like they're different games
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 11:39,
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How could you?They're as dissimilar as two different Dutch cheeses.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 11:47,
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In Battlefield you can fly helicopters.Frankly, that's what I want.
( Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 12:12,
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I'm currently committing my soul to Skyrim.Chuffing brilliant game. Hell of a burden of expectation but delivers awesomely thus far.
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 11:39,
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^This indeedIt's bloody HUGE too!
( ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 12:18,
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I pretty much mainlined it the whole weekend...and yet I still feel as if I've barely scratched the surfase...
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 12:21,
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I really want to enjoy it.But there are a few things that irritate me a little bit (I loved BF2 and BF2142, and some of the changes are jarring), but the thing that has made me give up on it is that lack of a colour-blind mode.
For red-green colourblind people, the UI colour for enemies looks IDENTICAL to the UI colour for Squadmates.
Currently, I'm LOVING Bastion.
(For red-green colourblind people, the UI colour for enemies looks IDENTICAL to the UI colour for Squadmates.
Currently, I'm LOVING Bastion.
Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 12:11,
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eeekthats a bit of a problem.
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 12:14,
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Jet Set Willy?
h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 11:32,
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Funny you should say that...I was playing it just before :P
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 11:34,
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Tetris or MW3? XDI remember having the Game Boy version of Tetris when I was a wee lad. :)
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 11:43,
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MW3 silly ;)DO get BF3 it's awesome, started MW3 straight after
and have to say that the weapons sound very 'weedy'
compared to the stunning audio of BF3s monsters
(and have to say that the weapons sound very 'weedy'
compared to the stunning audio of BF3s monsters
Ninj,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 11:46,
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every time i start a new multiplayer game on some of the big maps like kharg island or caspian borderand im confronted with the sounds of distant gunfire, explosions and choppers, im always extremely impressed, and like to take it in a bit before i spawn in (and die instantly)
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 11:54,
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MW3's brilliant, far exceeds Black Ops and MW2.I'll be getting BF3 much later, but it does seem like I'd have a lot of fun with it, despite having not played a BF game before.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 11:59,
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You'll love it!Did it on 'Hard' and spent most of the game on my belly.
Very realistic! :)
(Very realistic! :)
Ninj,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 12:02,
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Whereas I just swear at MW3 :PThe single player campaign is brilliant, despite breezing through it.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 12:20,
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hah im trying to finish it on hard now, and its a reloading (as in dying, then reloading) simulator for me! Never really been that keen on the campaigns for these sort of games, as you die every 10 seconds, as all the enemies are aiming for you from 10 miles away, despite being in a squad of many other troops.
Its the online that draws me in with battlefield. Unlike MW's fairly cramped, lazer quest style maps and rampant doom style deathmatches, battlefield is more open, more free and team based. Its kind of like a less realistic version of that ARMA game i keep being impressed by.
Lots of sniping when prone in the bushes and creeping up behind people and stabbing them. Laying C4 and Claymore traps is so much fun too :-D
(Its the online that draws me in with battlefield. Unlike MW's fairly cramped, lazer quest style maps and rampant doom style deathmatches, battlefield is more open, more free and team based. Its kind of like a less realistic version of that ARMA game i keep being impressed by.
Lots of sniping when prone in the bushes and creeping up behind people and stabbing them. Laying C4 and Claymore traps is so much fun too :-D
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 12:21,
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That's one of the selling points of BF3 to me.Not dying all the time, but the fact it's more realistic than MW3, in that you have jobs to do, you have objectives to complete, whereas MW3 is about getting the most kills (in Team Deathmatch anyway)
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 12:25,
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^This^The game is very realistic, especially on Hard. The underground mission in the Villa
nearly made my heart stop. Tried it yesterday, sober, and did it!!! :)
Only dabbled in Multiplayer, but you're bang on about it being more tactical
and less run and dash like COD.
I would LOVE Rockstar to do a 'Sandbox' WW2 game! :)
(nearly made my heart stop. Tried it yesterday, sober, and did it!!! :)
Only dabbled in Multiplayer, but you're bang on about it being more tactical
and less run and dash like COD.
I would LOVE Rockstar to do a 'Sandbox' WW2 game! :)
Ninj,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 12:27,
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I honestly cannot make my mind up which one I prefer now.There are great things in both games. I agree fully with Ninjy about the sound fx though.
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 12:26,
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i found battlefield's campaign a bit dissapointingbut then, i found black ops dissapointing. I dont know if ive just got a problem with the scripted-ness of war FPS campaigns, or ive just not found the one for me. Ive heard folks raving about MW3's campaign.
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 12:33,
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I've not done the campaign on MW3 yetTo be honest it's not why I buy it, I buy it for the multiplayer because it's damn good fun.
For value for money, CoD games are definately the best purchases I make.
(For value for money, CoD games are definately the best purchases I make.
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:00,
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FANBOY! ;)Anyone on PS3?
Add me for good times: Amen-Warrior
(Add me for good times: Amen-Warrior
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:05,
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piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 11:35,
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the one where gumby is peeing into a urinal
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 11:35,
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Magnets of War 17
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 11:35,
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fucking shitty magnets
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 11:46,
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Backgammon? Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 11:36,
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Metal Gear Squalid? joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 11:48,
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ToeJam & Earl - Panic on Funkotron Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 13:37,
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haha............there's hundreds of re-makes they could do with Doddy..they'd all be winners :D
( Elvis impersonator,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 11:35,
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He's getting on a bitbut from what I hear, he's still got bundles of energy.
( Tribs š¦ ↓ dn ŹÉŹ sį“É„Ź ↓š¦,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 11:38,
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He's just discoveredhis Dad's dead dog.
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Dick Wonder ā wāāāy, wāįµ„y wāādāįµ£,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 11:50,
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In other news, I just watched a documentary where an old lady said that the irish were "the negroes of europe".Is this a thing or is it just something she made up?
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 11:27,
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There's a bit in The Commitments where they say something similar
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emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 11:30,
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It was a thing in the 70s Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Mon 14 Nov 2011, 11:56,
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