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In anticipation

I'll (hopefully) compo it later.

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:26, archived)

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:31, archived)

*pull*

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:33, archived)

Nothing happened.

It was a guff bluff.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:36, archived)

That's not a prop from the film though.

It's from the promotional posters. If you compo it, you'll be a laughing stock and probably get banned.

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4Q just lurking, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 20:07, archived)

Ha ha! (biggest laugh of the day) :D

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 20:11, archived)

Haha

Thanks for the heads up, would hate to piss off the tiny willied compo nazis. :)

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 20:14, archived)

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Frogbeat, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 20:25, archived)

I like this.

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4Q just lurking, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 20:32, archived)

i'll compo it later...

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:13, archived)

I vaguely recall that film would really like to watch it again

probably one of his best

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:19, archived)

The Game was ace

If you haven't seen it, I highly recommend

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:20, archived)

i thought it was a cracker myself

used to watch it a lot as a young fella

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:22, archived)

It was on a few nights ago...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:32, archived)

^THis

(herman:D, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:36, archived)

I only went digital when they switched terestrial off in August..

But as far as I can figure, that means it's going to be on another 4 times in the next foughtnight...!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:39, archived)

Yay... an explosion out of star wars in a breif case..! ;-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:33, archived)

Briefcase!

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tubaman, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:52, archived)

one of the coolest things I've ever done is a "urban city tour" of LA

where they take you to all the "dodgy" bits of LA (Skid Row, South Central etc), not just the movie stars homes etc. One of the things was to drive through the areas shown in Falling Down

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 20:48, archived)

I did an "Urban Eco Tour" of a favela slum in Rio de Janero

as part of a 7 city band tour of Brazil - quite amazing (and the stench of raw sewage will not leave my memory any time soon, even after 8 years!)

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tubaman, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 7:09, archived)

Just getting it out of the way

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 18:30, archived)

He'll be quite safe in there....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 18:34, archived)

compo-ready

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 18:37, archived)

he has a hard on

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:16, archived)

Fabulous.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 18 Nov 2011, 4:19, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 18:20, archived)

Just peel it back to make it cream....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 18:23, archived)

banana four skin

(herman:D, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 18:29, archived)

Oooer!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 18:31, archived)

Image Challenge vote

Here's your selection:

1. misplaced props - take a prop from one film, and insert it hilariously into another.

2. alternative uses for the young. With one million unemployed something needs to be done with them. Show us.

3. public health adverts with innuendo: take a leaf out of the current French anti-smoking campaign's book (male oral sex giver with a cigarette in lips) to create adverts that promote a healthy lifestyle whilst using risque but SFW images.

4. alternative Eurozone: with the Euro taking a battering, suggest alternative currencies for Europe, and show them in action.

And the vote:

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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 18:15, archived)

Cor....! this votey thing is clever.....

How what where when ... it's magic.. :-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 18:22, archived)

Tough decisions

They all have their pros and cons this week.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 18:27, archived)

i think i know what you're thinking as the con for the first one

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 18:29, archived)

There's only so many lightsabers you can see in a week.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 18:30, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 18:31, archived)

I was going to do one with a lightsaber...!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 18:31, archived)

Think of a colour and a tool... you're thinking of a red hammer.

Think of a film prop... you're thinking of a lightsaber.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 18:33, archived)

I was thinking of Obiwans vacuum cleaner...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 18:37, archived)

I fucking love lightsabers!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 18:33, archived)

I am a pea monster this afternoon

(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 20:01, archived)

Make sure you pick the right one, you only have one go this week...!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 18:30, archived)

I might go for rude public health.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 18:31, archived)

i'll go for freebase

just to piss people off

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 18:36, archived)

fuck yeah

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 18:38, archived)

A lightsaber in a freebase picture with the mars guy saying he fucking loves it...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 18:39, archived)

WORLD ENDS

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:15, archived)

I'll just doodle a dinosaur or two. Same old, same old.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 18:39, archived)

Dinosaurs with lightsabers qould be ace,,,,

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 18:42, archived)

As long as it has lightsabers in it....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 18:41, archived)

I think I am the "nefarious types" mentioned in the explanation :(

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 18:34, archived)

Indeed you are

Let me know if you find ways round the new auth stuff :)

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palmr The speaking clock says:, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 18:43, archived)

YaY :) misplaced props. i have 1000s :D

(herman:D, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 18:38, archived)

Holy composhit, Batman! b3ta is misplaced props.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 18:43, archived)

(herman:D, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 18:49, archived)

heh heh

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:07, archived)

(herman:D, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:36, archived)

I would have watched batman if it had been like this...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 18:59, archived)

So what you're saying is that you didn't watch Batman.

Never speak to me again!!!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:10, archived)

:-)

I am going to go to the cinama to see the new one, because they filmed some of it where I live.... and the last ime I went to the cinama was to see the dukes of Hazzard...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:14, archived)

You can't compare the new 'Batman' to old BATMAN!

Adam Fucking West! Burt Fucking Ward!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:21, archived)

Anti shark spray and the bat run...!!

I remember all the kids on our street running up and down all doing the bat run together....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:36, archived)

I would have watched Wurzzle if it had been like this...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 18:58, archived)

Misplaced Props

Most likely Death Stars appearing in random places, but meh.

Also, fuckyeah democracy or something!

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 18:42, archived)

Like this :D

(herman:D, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 18:46, archived)

Hahaha.....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:08, archived)

Votes for Misplaced Monster Trucks!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:10, archived)

More Batman! More b3ta City! More Monster Trucks!

4.bp.blogspot.com/_l60lmydaJWo/TRJMVzfP5GI/AAAAAAAAJBM/csY6J05gsss/s1600/5.jpg

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:14, archived)

This^

(herman:D, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:32, archived)

Ooooooooo that new voting thing is swanky.

No more flecking lizards!
Now to make 187 fake accounts to rig the vote
*awaits ban......

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:33, archived)

Progress

Click for bigger (192 kb)

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we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 17:49, archived)

Nice, the one at the bottom should tell the one at the top to perhaps posision a small metal plate just in front of the exaust port,,,

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 17:57, archived)

poisson?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 18:07, archived)

The 2006 remake was rubbish

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 18:10, archived)

Position ;-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 18:19, archived)

That would just mean a few laser blasts before the main event.

What they want is a U Bend.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 18:29, archived)

I don't know why they didn't just park a tie fighter infront on it,

instead of chasing X wings along that trench at 400 miles an hour trying to shoot them down...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 18:33, archived)

A simple u-bend would have saved the Empire.

Or the main exhaust branching off into lots of smaller tubes.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 18:37, archived)

A u bend filled with dinosaurs would be best....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 18:46, archived)

Many Bothans died to bring us these photos of the blackboard

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 17:58, archived)

You would have thought that much design when into making christmas baubles would you..

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 18:01, archived)

Haaa Haaa!

(I see a flaw in the exhaust port...they should probably check that out)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 18:31, archived)

Rob -bed of the 'climbing to new heights' championship.

(acidgiant, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 18:00, archived)

Maybe his legs just had grow

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 18:09, archived)

Robert Pershing Wadlow!

...awaits Roy Castle trumpet solo...
waits a bit longer
remembers he's dead
shuts up and goes away

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El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:03, archived)

If the board was a little bigger maybe they could have figured out how to close that exhaust port.

(dredgeups, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:45, archived)

Yup! Hmmm! Just a chewin'

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 17:33, archived)

I'm so allama'd, alpaca'p with my shit jokes now..!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 17:37, archived)

(herman:D, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 17:40, archived)

(herman:D, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 17:41, archived)

everyday im chobblin'

Does anyone else say 'chobble', or was it just something my dad said?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 18:08, archived)

Was he going at your ankles with a hammer at the time?

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 19:18, archived)

Always seeing them hanging around..

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 17:42, archived)

FUCKSOCKS

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:40, archived)

You only bungee once

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:41, archived)

bungee and let die

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:51, archived)

Thunderball'd

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 16:06, archived)

from russia with bungee

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 16:52, archived)

The Man With The Golden Bun-gee

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 16:55, archived)

The living bungees

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 16:56, archived)

skybungee

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 16:59, archived)

Goldbunge

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 17:00, archived)

Quantum of bungies

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 17:00, archived)

(James Bond film title)-(1 word)+(bungee)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 17:00, archived)

Octobungee

am I doing it right?

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 17:02, archived)

Yeah...you're a real pro.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 17:03, archived)

From Producer Cubby Bungilee

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 17:03, archived)

No...disqualified.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 17:04, archived)

Featuring Bungee Galore?

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 17:06, archived)

o.k., but next time just film titles.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 17:08, archived)

James bungee film titles....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 17:11, archived)

Bungee Royale

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Chumps 👀, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 17:07, archived)

They got velvet ropes.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 17:09, archived)

Never say bungee again.....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 17:08, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 17:09, archived)

My names Bond, Bungee Bond....

Well hello miss Bungee penny,
Hello Bungee, bungee is waiting for you, he said go straight in...
hello bungee,
Ar take a seat bungee, i want you to go and see bungee in a bit to get your latest gadgets...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 17:14, archived)

On Her Majesties Secret Bungee?

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Chumps 👀, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 17:11, archived)

Bungees are Forever?

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Chumps 👀, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 17:11, archived)

magnet magnet magnet

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 17:12, archived)

The Magnet, the Magnet, his Magnet and her Magnet

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 17:15, archived)

The Bungee Is Not Enough?

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Chumps 👀, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 17:12, archived)

That must be fun.

Best bungee ever!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 17:14, archived)

insidethecupboard.weebly.com/4/post/2010/8/song-sung-by-a-man-on-a-barge-to-another-man-on-a-different-barge-in-order-to-drive-him-mad-9th-of-august.html

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 17:18, archived)

...i'm going to walk over here --> and sip my tea...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 17:21, archived)

Dr Bungee; or how i learned to stop bungee-ing and bungee the bungee

BUNGEE!

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 17:30, archived)

Well optimised, sir

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:48, archived)

indeed

i thought i was going to have trouble but it worked out fine.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:52, archived)

I hope he's wearing a helmet.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:49, archived)

he has a layer of smug around his head that protects him from almost anything

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:53, archived)

Sounds like a condom...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 16:01, archived)

hahahaha

fuck

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 16:03, archived)

I hope this comes in croissant and orange flavour

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 16:40, archived)

I tried these.

I like these.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 17:01, archived)

haha opps.. ;-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 16:14, archived)

(Jeremy Horse I'm the best of all the animals, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:22, archived)

bonus points for featuring realistic looking poo

rather than those cartoon poos no-one sees in real life

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:22, archived)

depends how many cartoons you read or watch

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:31, archived)

Someone hurry up and get a frontpage!

Every time i check b3ta (a lot today), i am greeted with the michelin man scalding his testicles off.

Where's Happytoast?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:35, archived)

just come straight through to the baord

bypassing the FP

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 16:54, archived)

I thought they were tied up frogs, that have been grilled

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 17:31, archived)

that's no way to treat a packet of blackjacks

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:25, archived)

DING!

Racist.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:31, archived)

Ding! Congrats on having levelled up in World of Warcraft

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:33, archived)

my like of fruity sweets is not racially motivated

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:37, archived)

Blackjacks are amazing.

You've given me sudden, unexpected aniseed cravings.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 16:03, archived)

gets you back for the lollipops

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 16:09, archived)

tablets make me tired.

i'm off now.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 16:10, archived)

Mmmmm both tasty, but which is best?

but which is best?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 16:14, archived)

Lets have a mini poll with Mu to find out..!

Blackjacks are like licking dry shit of someones arse, and only come in one flavour, lollipops have virtually limitless choice of flavours and textures and combinations...

Edits, in actual fact, you could have a blackjack flavour lollipop, so definitly lollipops...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 16:19, archived)

You could have a dry shit of someones arse flavour

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 16:27, archived)

That sounds like a blackjack to me ..!

I think blackjacks are the confectionery equivelent of marmite....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 16:30, archived)

you may be right.

Fruit salads on the other hand...

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 16:35, archived)

Oww fruit salads were nice, but i used to prefer rubarb and custards as a kid...

Now I just vote for lollipops, because you can get Belgium chocolate lollipops...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 16:38, archived)

Hmmmm.... that's an unexpected result.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 16:19, archived)

Blackjacks all the way :)

Oh and Mu! Best behaviour for the compo vote later on, I don't wanna be colouring in a sodding lizard again. XD

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 16:20, archived)

It's been the best compo for ages though I think...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 16:23, archived)

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 17:01, archived)

Fruit Salad and Black Jacks \:D/

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 16:32, archived)

FAKE

That's not horse poo. I've seen enough of it in my time.

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:34, archived)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:36, archived)

Ahh, lovely stuff :)

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:36, archived)

RM N

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:37, archived)

Took me ages to work out what you were referring to then!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:39, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:40, archived)

Hahahaha

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:49, archived)

he can be as annoying as he likes

just so long as he uses that horn to stab imelda staunton

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:42, archived)

*dung*

excellent

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:43, archived)

Hahaha....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 16:24, archived)

Black knights riding across the A-cup hill

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:40, archived)

emin would love it

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:42, archived)

that's because she's a cunt

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:49, archived)

I know it's probably wrong, but I fancy her a bit.

but I fancy her a bit.*hangs head*

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:51, archived)

you clearly like filth-pots

as it's obvious from looking at her that she'd be well up for curling one out 'mongst your chest hairs

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:53, archived)

))<>((

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 16:09, archived)

Forever

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RedHouse over yonder, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 1:16, archived)

she looks like the predator

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:55, archived)

I know it's probably wrong, but I fancy the predator a bit.

but I fancy the predator a bit.*hangs head*

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 16:07, archived)

now that you mention it...

he does have sexy abs

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 16:14, archived)

we've been through this before

it's still great though

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:54, archived)

This confused me because I have spent part of the afternoon

reading about The Emin - some sort of cult i intend to get brainwashed by tomorrow.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:59, archived)

contrived shit

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 17:02, archived)

True story

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Raving Homasecsyouall the hours are good but the work sucks, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:21, archived)

but still, they come!

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
/Great pic.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:22, archived)

hahahaha

what?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:28, archived)

^Hahahaha this

What??

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Chumps 👀, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 16:16, archived)

It's an "Ogilvy the Astronomer" reference

Not the highlight of his career.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 18:01, archived)

...

...

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:32, archived)

I fucking love

ellipses

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Raving Homasecsyouall the hours are good but the work sucks, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:35, archived)

..........................................................................................................................ha ha

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 17:05, archived)

Hahaha!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:49, archived)

more of this kind of thing

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 17:42, archived)

I hope he won't mind this, but the story had to be told...

Aaaages of mucking about with old strips!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:00, archived)

and once more, Casa Dangermouse is safe

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:01, archived)

But crucially, due to its own intrinsic fortitude, rather than by rodent intervention.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:04, archived)

well obviously

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:09, archived)

And he's repointed that wall a treat.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 17:12, archived)

You have no Humanism!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:06, archived)

The fate of that post box has been bugging me for ages dammit!

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:10, archived)

British PostBoxes were designed to withstand a Thermonuclear Blast

or several fireworks strapped together.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:14, archived)

I live in Manchester, and regularly walk past the post box on Market Street that survived the IRA bombing.

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:17, archived)

or a really angry glaswegian with a full bladder

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:18, archived)

Nothing can withstand that!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:21, archived)

nothing but Cider Woman!

and her sidekick, Buckfast Boy

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:25, archived)

NEEDS MORE GOD HATES ASTRONAUTS!

(likeajackhammer, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:07, archived)

NEVER FORGIVE

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Victor Meldrew, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:07, archived)

YOU WIN! HOH HOH HOH HOH HOH HOH!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NO81BbvT_bc&feature=feedrec_grec_index

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:10, archived)

Cannae get YT at work.

Can you provide a text-based synopsis please?

/demanding

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:11, archived)

Imagine you're playing Street Fighter 2

and none of the buttons work

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:15, archived)

Well it's funnier than regular SA I suppose

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:11, archived)

its lacking in fur covered tits though

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:22, archived)

Needs more pillarbox tits

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:24, archived)

and I'm done...

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:29, archived)

Which one is Darth Vader?

*edit: must be the VORP box.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:18, archived)

he won't mind

that would involve him looking at/commenting on anyone else's picture...

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:29, archived)

Hahahaha

clicked for the truth

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:33, archived)

only a Georgian pillar box could take that kind of heat

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 17:14, archived)

Tum te tum, par um pe pum...

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Ninj, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:52, archived)

Poo Jags!

Nicely :)

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:01, archived)

I wiggle my toe like that when I'm having a turn-out.

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addickted has attained freedom, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:05, archived)

He's poo'd most of his body weight which was quite some poo!

Top Notch you sexy man (Ninj not Prescott)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:08, archived)

*Blushes*

Ta! :D

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Ninj, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:12, archived)

Also looks fed up and about to throw up

(Sherbs, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 18:01, archived)

hahaha

is he about to break another toilet seat?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:09, archived)

Hahaha.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:22, archived)

I LOVE MY LIZARD!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:40, archived)

aww :3

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:41, archived)

Awwwwwwe fluff :-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:42, archived)

evil lizard is after kitty's ball

boo hiss!!!

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:44, archived)

More like

"Meow" "Hiss", methinkered.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:54, archived)

your colouring skillz are awesome

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:02, archived)

I used over 500 different pencils

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:03, archived)

impressive. My graphics app tells me that there are 39658 unique colours

I am sure it was still easier than getting a lizard and a cat to pose long enough for a snapshot

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:06, archived)

the cat is dead

I stuffed it with the shavings of over 500 pencils

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:12, archived)

b3ta.com/board/10604430

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:14, archived)

I kept it's inside though

and plan to reanimate him as part cat, part lizard

Essentially, he will be a cat that can run up walls and along the ceiling

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:15, archived)

ha ha! the feline centipede

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:23, archived)

mmm...i don't believe you.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:33, archived)

they were very pointy

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:34, archived)

*press uncompo button here*

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:36, archived)

*pokes out tongue*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:42, archived)

Ha ha! :D

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:17, archived)

the furry cunt is probably trying to kill it

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:02, archived)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:04, archived)

Wowzer!!

Your Magic markers are ace!!! :)

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Ninj, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:03, archived)

thank you

I've just shaved them

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:04, archived)

mmmm, hawt!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:06, archived)

Aww lovely :)

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:07, archived)

Fuurrrllluuufffff and scales

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:20, archived)

Also: unimaginable horror.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:29, archived)

what's your opinion on Moggy?

(likeajackhammer, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:33, archived)

I think she's got a grip on things.

("Things" not being an axe)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:38, archived)

Huh? D:

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:39, archived)

I said: You are NOT insane.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:41, archived)

I don't make sense.
Japanese;わけがわからないわ。

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:43, archived)

yes, that right

with an egg of all things.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:44, archived)

egg?

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:47, archived)

well i was shocked as well

as you can imagine.

but after a while i got used to it.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:06, archived)

Shocked by what?

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:17, archived)

Who's on first...What's on second....I don't know...third base...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:24, archived)

The disturbance of function, equilibrium, or mental faculties caused by such a blow; violent agitation.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:34, archived)

What are exactly?

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:43, archived)

They're just messing with you XD

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:06, archived)

Don't confuse her she still thinks the war is going on we need to flush her out of the fox-hole

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:10, archived)

I think Bourbon-fox has got that covered!

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:24, archived)

"GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY DEN!"

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:30, archived)

Admitting it is the first step....

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:44, archived)

????

first step? What??

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:46, archived)

You said "I don't make sense"

and I said "Admitting it is the first step...."
because it was funny.
becasue it implies that....well.....uh....
yeah.
Nevermind.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:51, archived)

I see. I understood it.

Japanese;なるほど、だいたいわかった。

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:55, archived)

Ma femme ne me comprends pas

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:51, archived)

Hans ist ein grosser arschficker!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:11, archived)

lololol

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inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:31, archived)

I have heard that about him...

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 16:09, archived)

See this is what confuses me - is her almost complete lack of understanding of English yet she's here of all place

and we don't speak proper English anyway lol I talk bullshit as my main language and I'm fluent in codswallop. The fact she has so little understanding of what is going on here make it hard for me to believe she is for real. Either that or she's a few bricks short.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:13, archived)

I think the latter

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:16, archived)

For someone with such a weak grasp of English

"she" has sometimes showed a disturbing knowledge of slang.

(

boris the spider, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:17, archived)

Indeed and even from other forums to pick up slang you have to have a good grasp of the language

as the translators will throw a wobbly - so I'm torn between A. Troll B. Short of Understandering C. Real person who is out of her depths

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:22, archived)

I vote all three

Or that it's JJ. Or HappyToast. Or emvee. Yeah, there's an idea.

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boris the spider, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:27, archived)

Maybe JJ, Happy Toast, Emvee and Moggy are all one and the same person

crikey maybe this one person is also MORTAL WOMBAT!!!! MORTAL WOMBAT!!!! MORTAL WOMBAT!!!! MORTAL WOMBAT!!!!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:31, archived)

Well, I'm convinced

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boris the spider, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:34, archived)

LOL emvee dont have any comedy accounts

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:34, archived)

shit

Imagine I remembered to log out and post that from my comedy account, it'll be funnier

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:34, archived)

haha

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:36, archived)

i reckon we should have a comedy account amnesty

i'd love to see who's actually who

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boris the spider, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:37, archived)

I really don't think Moggy is one of us...

If it were, then that individual would have had to set up LOADS of accounts on different sites. It just seems like too much effort for a cheap gag. My opinion is, Moggy IS a Japanese girl, who probably has ties with English-speaking people (relatives?).

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:43, archived)

Well deduced you have a good point

although she really is out of her depths here.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:57, archived)

While she is generally good company, and she's obviously talented

I think she has to catch up quite fast to fully fit in here. She's definitely improving, just very slowly.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 16:03, archived)

Who is wife!?

Japanese;誰が妻だよ！？

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:53, archived)

OK then.

Japanese;ま、いっか。

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:45, archived)

It's like talking to an old person...

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:07, archived)

To my understanding there is a limit.

So I must understanding for here.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:26, archived)

It's like listening to Yoda

on drugs

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inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:33, archived)

HAhahhahahahahah

(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 16:56, archived)

people seem to have an issue with her on here

(likeajackhammer, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:40, archived)

What issue?

I want to know it.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:51, archived)

Some people think you are not a Japanese person,

but another b3ta person in disguise, playing an elaborate joke on the rest of us.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:53, archived)

I'm really Japanese.

Japanese;私はホントの日本人だよ。

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:58, archived)

this proves nothing

(likeajackhammer, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:01, archived)

You check my ip address.

Japanese;IPアドレス調べてみたら？

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:02, archived)

i really dont see why people are making an issue over it

heck - i dont know which users are male or female, gay or straight, aliens or humans, cats or dogs etc...

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:10, archived)

I myself am a banana

and resent you lack of inclusion of my fruity brethren.

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:14, archived)

I'm female.

Even If you talk about gay, I confusing.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:19, archived)

Yes,

yes you are...

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:32, archived)

What it.

Japanese;なにそれ

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:14, archived)

im not a tit :-(

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:17, archived)

*puts away groping glove*

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:35, archived)

May I borrow that?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:15, archived)

Easty?

(likeajackhammer, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:11, archived)

what's your Ip then?

(likeajackhammer, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:22, archived)

My ip has "jp"

If I English person, Its ip has "uk".

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:50, archived)

Domain is not IP

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Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 16:06, archived)

I know.

set ip address search service.

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 16:24, archived)

please stop being shit

thanks

lots of love

Everyone x

(likeajackhammer, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 16:32, archived)

"people"?....pffft!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:26, archived)

Did you read my journal, JollyJack? :S

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:41, archived)

well... isn't this a surprise

(likeajackhammer, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:44, archived)

She's starting to remind me a little of Knives from the Scott Pilgrim film...

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:05, archived)

Still would...

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:08, archived)

I dont know...

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:21, archived)

With Sprinkles!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:33, archived)

do you do that sprinkles thing

when hordes of japanese lady superfans are queuing up to see you?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:34, archived)

Can't be his, he didn't deposit his "coin"

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:35, archived)

Perhaps it's ...

... "No deposit Required" ?

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MeatB3ta ... I was just cleaning it when it went off ..., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:56, archived)

I FUCKING HATE ANYONE WHO'S EVER APPEARED ON TV AT THE WEEKEND!

(likeajackhammer, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:35, archived)

Do tell

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:11, archived)

this weekend in particular?

or any weekend ever?

what about the Fall Guy?

(

new_matt, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:53, archived)

A bloo baby?

My condolences to the family.

(

RedHouse over yonder, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:38, archived)

Arf!

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:09, archived)

I looking forward that this story :D

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:38, archived)

Watch "Star Wars" first.

(nice sig btw) ;P

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:35, archived)

I saw...

But I love better this story than it ^^
and thanks *^v^*

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:57, archived)

O_o

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 18:26, archived)

*cough* pillar box? *cough*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:39, archived)

Dangermouse appeared and bemused the alien into retreat.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:40, archived)

Aha.

A plot twist I had not envisaged.

Shame - would still have had a crafty bet on the pillarbox to come through that encounter.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:46, archived)

Does it turn the loo bloo....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:43, archived)

awww how sweet

(

cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:46, archived)

Indeed ^^

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:49, archived)

"good gravy!"

Chef - "thank you, its just brown and water"

Ahhh - good OLD simpsons

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:02, archived)

Hear hear!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoTAb34rLso

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:45, archived)

hahaha

i gave up on looking up simpsons quotes on youtube because they were all taken down, but it seems some are seeping through

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:51, archived)

Quite a lot of them are in a different language too.

You've no idea how long it took to find an English version of "MENDOOOZAAAAAAA!"

(

Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:01, archived)

With added Cavegirl

And Uncle T-Rex from Moschops of course.

(

kHiTe Post-Punk Retro Child: Indier and Gother than Thou, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:18, archived)

These are just getting more and more obscure

although perhaps that's for the best...

(

Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:21, archived)

damn - cavegirls were sexy!

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:21, archived)

But smelly

(

Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:24, archived)

And, by now, long dead

(

Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:25, archived)

So.. even smellier?

(

Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:26, archived)

and sexier!

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:39, archived)

Last one in is a rotten corpse...

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:10, archived)

Well he has a lovely tank top...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:41, archived)

Mr Topsy Turvy

(

Smallbrainfield, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:09, archived)

mr golden nipple wedged in his head

lovely, smallbrains!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:18, archived)

Isn't that from one of the early James Bond films?

Another ace pic btw Smallbrainfield!

(

Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:19, archived)

Your momma's got gold nipples.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:31, archived)

Did you know that, on the original George Adamski flying saucer

it is believed the pointy bit on the top of it is in fact a baby's bottle's nipple?

ufos.homestead.com/afdoc2.jpg

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:36, archived)

hahaha

I love the way you draw the expression of alarm, it's so demented :D

(

Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:23, archived)

Brilliant!!!!

*Clicks*

(

Ninj, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:26, archived)

lovelinesses abound!

(

arrangedletters, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:33, archived)

Woo!

Are these all collected somewhere?

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:33, archived)

Why yes,

yes they are.

(

Smallbrainfield, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:50, archived)

Woo again!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:32, archived)

Spider cat.....!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:42, archived)

he's got radioactive blood

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:48, archived)

So if it bites me I become just like a spider cat but with super hero powers.....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:50, archived)

yes,and feline enteritis

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:52, archived)

But I'll have the power to play with balls of wool and everything...!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:54, archived)

oh yes definitely

and you'll be able to leap tall kitchen units with a single bound

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:03, archived)

woos

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:48, archived)

Floor cat is watching you masturbate upside-down :)

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:59, archived)

Hmm, first post without an L-plate

Not sure if it's any good or not...

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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:17, archived)

congrats on passing the bike test!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:18, archived)

Yeah...no moar training wheels!

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:59, archived)

Yay.... I fucking love flies & stoves ;-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:21, archived)

Very good, Chilent Sannel! :)

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:22, archived)

Yank thew!

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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:24, archived)

Did you purchase any flies or stoves while you were there?

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:31, archived)

One stove, six flies.

Hmm, 'FBS' - they must think 'and' begins with a B...

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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:42, archived)

It did untill a hungry trucker ate it ..!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:46, archived)

Yoo and Way!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:24, archived)

Hahaha

like it

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:25, archived)

Needs more Freddie Starr.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:30, archived)

Hahahaha

Just gonna put some shitted feets on my bed ;)

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Ninj, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:31, archived)

This new brand of coffee tastes like cop porn.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:33, archived)

*takes down your particulars*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:35, archived)

Have to order something to find out

I'll have two pornish casties please!

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RedHouse over yonder, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:41, archived)

tup of cea with that?

or a cug of moffee?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:46, archived)

teans on boast....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:53, archived)

this is turning into a bull freakfast!

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RedHouse over yonder, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:01, archived)

Porn flakes of corridge to start !

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:06, archived)

And chilled greaseburger for lunch.

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Chumps 👀, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:08, archived)

Ow nice, Can I have a dot hog instead.!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:13, archived)

and some

swaby beepcorn on the side, with chinapple punks for afters

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:47, archived)

I'll have a Coke Cola

D'oh.....that didn't work!

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:04, archived)

Very good

Woo

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Milkman Dan, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:52, archived)

All is in order or disorder if you include the spoonerism

:D No more L plate congrats now to donate and get an icon ;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:55, archived)

For some reason it won't take my Visa Debit when I tried to redonate.

Has anyone else had the same problem?

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:02, archived)

Are you paying via PayPal or direct from the Card?

If you're paying from the card I'd set up a PayPal account.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:03, archived)

Direct from the card into their paypal account,

It just keeps saying "use a different card", but doesn't say why (Which is really helpful) it's exactly the same account as I used last time

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:11, archived)

Maybe Rob cancelled his card

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:25, archived)

Just tried again and it accepted it...!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:36, archived)

Don't know how or why, but just tried again now and it went straight through.... :-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:38, archived)

so now you've donated 3 times?

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RedHouse over yonder, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:43, archived)

I'll let you know if they cut my electric off...!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:48, archived)

I paid by direct bank transfer

Ask rob nicely and he'll actually give you his bank account details

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:08, archived)

\o/ Robs Rob :D

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:13, archived)

I saw you could do that on the donation page....

But didn't really know how to do it, I have no internet banking, and the paypal thing should just be as easy as pressing a couple of buttons, but didn't work...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:16, archived)

Bank transfers can be done by your local bank branch (if you have one) and sometimes at an ATM

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:20, archived)

Yes I'm one of the few still with a local bank, but am never there when it is open...

I shall try the ATM when I next go..

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:25, archived)

Just tried again and it just accepted it :-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:37, archived)

i was sat in such an establishment in the wild west.

suddenly the saloon doors flew open and in walked the fastest baker in Christendom, all buns glazing.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:09, archived)

So we all glazed our arses to the queer old dean.

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Chumps 👀, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:42, archived)

nice one

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:50, archived)

Now come on Bill try to colour within the lines

"CAAAAAANNN'T!!!"

also a little present from maidenart.co.uk www.b3tards.com/u/c5209db0bd1d8ae310e5/kirk_khaaaaaan!.gif

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:39, archived)

Hahahahahahahaha!

Nice animashun! *Click*
:D

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Ninj, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:41, archived)

Thanks Ninj

hope you're having a lovely day

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:56, archived)

Apart from Man Flu...

...fine and dandy ta! You? :)

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Ninj, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:09, archived)

Just had the Gas Inspector around all is fine except I need a new cooker

will be having the Electricity Inspector around sometime this afters all should be well then I can declare booze o'clock.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:11, archived)

Ahh, the liquid diet...

...can't fault you :D

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Ninj, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:13, archived)

Back at work tomorrow so might as well enjoy the rest of my day off

hopefully it will be better than yesterday.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:17, archived)

oh god yes

edit: amazing shadow work, very cleanly done altogether

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:42, archived)

Cheers

I'll not mention the opposing shadows *ahem* ;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:58, archived)

hahah nice juddering

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:43, archived)

That's all down to Bill watching the full clip makes it look like he's having a stroke

possibly a vinegar one. :D

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:59, archived)

that yellow one looks like a chalk stick

/stay at home parent blog

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:45, archived)

that was from a difference source pic to the others

and I had to recolour as it was red and it looks fatter than the others :D

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:01, archived)

OH gosh yes! *clique*

have a pea

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:46, archived)

Lovely line work :D

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:02, archived)

hahahaha

awesome work!

*click*

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:47, archived)

Thanks Mark

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:01, archived)

Hahaha

im imagining him overentheausiastically saying "YEAAH!"

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:50, archived)

I was originally going for a nawty swear but I decided that wasn't a nice thing to call Fraser :D

only joking Fraser ;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:03, archived)

Woo!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:54, archived)

Thank you :D

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:04, archived)

He must've made the green by combining the yellow and blue...

Excellent, excellent pic *click*

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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:54, archived)

He's captain tiberius kirk he probably cheated...

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:04, archived)

It's the skin of one of the green alien babes

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Trogdos The Raging Cuntmuffin, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:11, archived)

hahahaha

kirking brilliant

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:57, archived)

Thanks cakie :D

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:05, archived)

No Bill, I'm not taking the paper off those for you.

You've eaten too many as it is.

:D and clicks!

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Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:00, archived)

He likes the bloo flavoured one the best they taste of bloo!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:06, archived)

hahaha

great

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:07, archived)

Cheers :D

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:08, archived)

This is fantastic. Have a click.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:18, archived)

Thank you so much :D

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:37, archived)

Haha... ace, the shadow makes this worth a million.....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:18, archived)

Always try to go that little extra distance

easy enough to create the shadow so just to sell the effect better was worth including

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:23, archived)

It is, but you thought of doing it and then remembered to do it ;-) also the judder making it perfect....

Not to mention the hard work you also put in on the lizard itself ;-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:30, archived)

Yes all my best colouring crayons on that picture I was the picture of concentration with my tongue sticking out as I coloured

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:36, archived)

Haha.. that's just how I pictured you :-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:55, archived)

Noice!

Thought I'd do something weird and controversial and actually just colour in the lizard:

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..wil, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:10, archived)

Oh you and your talents :D

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:14, archived)

Weeeelll

I was bored, and there is something rather pleasant about colouring in...

cheated a bit on the desert obviously but I kinda liked the odd juxtapostion of styles

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..wil, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:18, archived)

It looks like Salmon :D

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:29, archived)

Ha!

Now you come to mention it!

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..wil, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:38, archived)

yay....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:52, archived)

Haha that's ace

*clickety click

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Chumps 👀, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:10, archived)

Thankee :D

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:15, archived)

Ha ha!

It's pretty good colouring in actually, Bill.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:10, archived)

He got Spock to do the difficult bits

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:15, archived)

Hahaha, suuuuperb!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:47, archived)

Oh that is awesome :D

Crayons, the bestest of all the mongfood.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:47, archived)

HAhahahahaha

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:20, archived)

Hahaha:D

(herman:D, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 17:27, archived)

hahaha superb

how do you do the rotoscoping? I've had a crack at it before, but found it to be hard to get a reliable frame round the object, ended up with a lot of edge artefacting... wiggly lines round the edge.

Tips please, Oracle of Rotoscope.

Not sure if you can make it out here:

You can't really, but I've been getting the wiggly lines round the edges even in relatively static scenes. I can't think of an anim I've done like that right now, but I remember it happening in far more static scenes than yours above.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:34, archived)

Well most of it is painstaking work but I've just upgraded by Adobe Suite to CS 5.5 (yes fully registered)

so I now have the handy Rotobrush tool to work with you just paint the area you want to roto in green press alt and paint red in the areas you don't want luckily it's pretty good at edge detection and in the tools section you can add smooth, feature, choke and such to the matte to get a really nice roto. But previous works I have done is mainly just painstakingly adjusting anchor nodes to a roto mask.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:31, archived)

ok, that makes sense

I'll have to either get some patience or a loan from Wonga.com.

Cheers.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:29, archived)

I'd wholeheartly recommend www.evasoft.co.uk

they sell official Adobe software at a greatly reduced price they managed to cut so much off the price because they are an international company so don't charge VAT and buy in bulk directly from Adobe

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 19 Nov 2011, 23:09, archived)

It's kind of coloured in...

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addickted has attained freedom, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:36, archived)

did s1ck

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:37, archived)

I had lizard

but all sick came out
:(

(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:36, archived)

haha

it's odd isn't it that you can copy and move the bottom jaw and it immediately looks like an open mouth without any other adjustment

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:39, archived)

Lizards are known to have perfect symmetry in both upper and lower jaws*

* may contain billy bullshit

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addickted has attained freedom, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:41, archived)

hey - you copied that straight from Wikipedia!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:03, archived)

Maybe Wikipedia copied it from him?

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:06, archived)

this actually makes more sense

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:07, archived)

Sickipedia actually.

*spangs*

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addickted has attained freedom, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:07, archived)

gah! hahaha!

Sickipukia!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:10, archived)

Sweetcorn or carrots?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:41, archived)

Deffo carrotz.

Although on my burnt out, crap monitor it does have a hint of yellow.

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addickted has attained freedom, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:42, archived)

Wotsits

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:53, archived)

Wotsicks

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:37, archived)

hahaha

most odd

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:03, archived)

Haha.... looks like his carrots diagreed with him...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:19, archived)

\:D/ VOMS

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:58, archived)

Bollocks!

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Ninj, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:30, archived)

hahahahahaha

bloody fantastic

*clicks*

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:31, archived)

Ooh thankee

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Ninj, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:08, archived)

Oooo, now that needs a click

: D

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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:33, archived)

Cheers sir!

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Ninj, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:09, archived)

Click'll fix it!

hahaha

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:33, archived)

Cheers Griffy!

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Ninj, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:09, archived)

hahahaha

i think the gin killed him :(

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:37, archived)

Arf

Dear Gin'll fix it.

Please could you fix it for me to have a new brick? I've lost my old one and I loved my brick.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:42, archived)

FECK OFF CUP!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:49, archived)

i beg your pardon?

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:55, archived)

erm . . . sorry

*blushes*

It's a quote from Father Ted

Mrs Doyle: What would you say to a ~~cup~~ rattlehead of tea Father?

Father Jack: FECK OFF ~~CUP!!~~ RATTLEHEAD!!
tee hee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:00, archived)

CRAIC WAS HAD

*k, changing back to original name now :)*

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:03, archived)

balls - too slow!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:05, archived)

Oh Mr Head, you are a card

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:05, archived)

i'm an awful eejit me

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:06, archived)

*registers 'RATTLEHEAD' on b3ta

SEE YA TUESDAY SUCKKER!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:04, archived)

why i outta...

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:06, archived)

damn these sausage hands!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:12, archived)

Straight oughta Compton

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:23, archived)

blap blap yo

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:43, archived)

I should think all the small children went home crying after being on this show!

DRINK! FIX!

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addickted has attained freedom, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 10:44, archived)

ha ha!

i fucking love head swaps!
seriously, i do.

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:18, archived)

AWARD!

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:19, archived)

hahah nice feckin' work

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:37, archived)

Ta Mighty :)

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Ninj, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:42, archived)

Lord Manley would approve of this

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 11:59, archived)

Gin-gle jangle

*clicks*

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Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:14, archived)

Haha.... aces.....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:22, archived)

Excellent

Woo

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Milkman Dan, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:53, archived)

Now Then Now Then that's a Bobby Dazzler, Ninj

*clickies*

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:57, archived)

Cheers Missus

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Ninj, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:03, archived)

Ha ha ha ha!

ARSE BISCUITS

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:11, archived)

fixed

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 16 Nov 2011, 14:29, archived)

sooo good

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shiro_kuma, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 3:18, archived)

Ooh thankoo:

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Ninj, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 6:43, archived)

HAHAHAHA, Excellent and congrats on the double FP!

There's no end to uses for that source pic?

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Q4nobody, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 8:40, archived)

Hehehe!

Bless you, thanks Q! It IS a corking pic :)

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Ninj, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 9:14, archived)

That

is fekking great.

(robbersdog, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:59, archived)

That just made my day!

Thanks :)

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sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 17:00, archived)

That

made mine too!

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The Lone Groover has mal des nuts., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:29, archived)

My pleasure matey

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Ninj, Sat 19 Nov 2011, 20:28, archived)

Fuck me that's funny.

Best thing I've seen on here in ages!

(Chewy , masticating since 1978., Sat 19 Nov 2011, 20:03, archived)

Bless you Chewy:)

Wow, that's some serious lurkage, come and join in,
the water's lovely :D

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Ninj, Sat 19 Nov 2011, 20:27, archived)

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