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:) Beard

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:20, archived)

Fucking hell that took me far too long.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:25, archived)

that's un-American

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:28, archived)

I am un-American.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:30, archived)

how did you get the internet then, Daddio?

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:32, archived)

I stole a few buckets full. Enough to last me until spring, when I shall have to sneak across the Atlantic again in my canoe.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:38, archived)

Is the internet built on an Indian graveyard?

Because the rest of America is...

(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:40, archived)

Fuck knows, I just threw my buckets into Data Lake and hauled bottom when the mounties came after me.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:43, archived)

there's your problem. the Canadian internet is more closely guarded than the US internet.

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:48, archived)

No man, it was in the middle of fucking TEXAS.

Fuck knows why the mounties where there, but they bloody chased me all the way.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:50, archived)

Now i know you're lying.

Because the mounties always get their man.

(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:51, archived)

They caught up with me in Manchester as I was trying to catch the train at Oxford Road Station, but a group of chavs insulted a hipster king or something.

The resulting battle royale spooked their horses.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:54, archived)

i'm starting to smell bullshit here

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 21:11, archived)

No, it's probably horseshit

from all those spooked horses

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 21:12, archived)

Gotta wonder how many Americans accidentally buy a ticket for the wrong Oxford train station

(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 21:11, archived)

taking far too long to get something is very american

(sorry - joke)

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 21:12, archived)

WOO!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:28, archived)

The Four Presidents of the Apocalypse

(Nice job by the way)

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:40, archived)

Happy Presidents' Day, pilgrim!

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Captain Howdy, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:54, archived)

that's rather goood

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:56, archived)

LET'S ROCK!

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 23:35, archived)

Peter Carter, head of the Royal College of Nursing, on the news today.

(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:06, archived)

Pfft.

Nice.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:58, archived)

I too was watching the news earlier today

(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 21:04, archived)

Bring me the head of Peter Carter!

(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 21:26, archived)

Do you know what I hate? Chairs.

With their stupid smug legs and cushions.

(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:56, archived)

Please read the faq regarding file sizes.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:01, archived)

You should see the movie theatre I was in

Chairs EVERYWHERE

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:03, archived)

I'd have hated it.

Especially the cinemas with even bigger seats that you pay extra for...

(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:04, archived)

I have never heard of such travesties

except for airplanes, which are moving cinemas in a way

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:17, archived)

At my local, you can pay for a "VIP" seat

I was horrified to find out that despite the exorbitant cost, it does not come with a 'happy ending'....

(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:26, archived)

As I said, a travesty

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:31, archived)

You're going to the wrong cinema

There's one near me where I can pop out for my lunchtime, take in a film and be sated and back at my desk in under 45 minutes.

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Ghoti Fingers, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:34, archived)

Would this be a

naughty cinema?

(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:40, archived)

When I first read that, I thought it said that

you'd never heard of such transvestites...

(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:34, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/10697580

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Ghoti Fingers, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:40, archived)

Am I just being thick

Why do you keep posting links to your own posts?

(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 21:43, archived)

you kill kittens

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:06, archived)

this fella always reminds me of the 'Easter Bunny Hates You' video

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:18, archived)

Hehe. Giant pandas are pretty funny.

Does anyone remember a few years ago when Chris Packham said we should let them die out?

(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:31, archived)

Yeah...

Said we should focus more on conserving slugs and snails. The dopey fucknut.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:33, archived)

Yeah! Who needs slugs and snails to eat all the detritus and preserve their eco-systems!

Fucking salt the land! That'll show the slimey bastards!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:42, archived)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:33, archived)

He has a point. We spend fucking shitloads every year keeping the buggers going.

They are an evolutionary cul-de-sac, who can't properly digest their primary source of food and pretty much refuse to fuck each other, even to keep the species going.

But then... PANDAS! SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEE! ^ - ^

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:36, archived)

We could turn China into a gigantic panda preserve.

I wonder if the Chinese would agree to that?

(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:38, archived)

Panda Preserve?

pandajambrooklyn.tumblr.com/post/1133281958/panda-jam-available-for-sale

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Ghoti Fingers, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:49, archived)

Vat-grown synthetic panda meat would sell well, methinks.

(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 21:03, archived)

hahaha No

i was too busy watching him :)

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maggenspies mayhaps, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:39, archived)

Are you having one of your funny turns again?

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:20, archived)

eh?

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Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:21, archived)

Was this one of those times you shop random things in and out of the picture, but you got waylaid by filesize nazis?

Or am I confusing you with someone else?
Or is it just a picture of a kitchen?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:27, archived)

Yes, I was planning to start adding and removing a bunch of random stuff

but wandered into a row about file sizes.

Now I can't be bothered.

(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:28, archived)

SHUT UP MU

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:28, archived)

Wub u

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:30, archived)

!!!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:33, archived)

big kiss Punkin' ~.~;;

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:35, archived)

!!!!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:36, archived)

>,-`~ <3 <3 <3 <3

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:38, archived)

Moggy, is that you?

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Ghoti Fingers, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:44, archived)

Thanks!!! XD

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:46, archived)

COVER

BLOWN

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:49, archived)

i think it's a virtual kitchen

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:29, archived)

It's him alright

www.b3ta.com/board/10622275
www.b3ta.com/board/10608689

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:37, archived)

Yeah, man!

Stupid cushions and shit.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 21:00, archived)

Finally, someone agrees.

(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 21:06, archived)

They mostly come out at night, mostly....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:47, archived)

HUBERT CUMBERDALE! :D

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:51, archived)

He smells like soot and poo!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:51, archived)

That's today's wanky nightmare sorted then

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:04, archived)

There's some great footage of the fingerbos naked knocking around out there on you tube...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:08, archived)

naked joffy??

O_O

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maggenspies mayhaps, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:37, archived)

hehe fingermogs!!

*chuckles*

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maggenspies mayhaps, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:07, archived)

Hahaha...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:11, archived)

Now this has merit.

\o/

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Captain Howdy, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:53, archived)

Likes muchly

woo

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 22:36, archived)

He always wished for something fuller and more daring

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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:49, archived)

He's totally real, man!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloop

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Captain Howdy, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:53, archived)

Most epic bathtub fart ever

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:57, archived)

According to the NOAA description,

it "rises rapidly in frequency over about one minute and was of sufficient amplitude to be ~~heard~~ smelled on multiple sensors, at a range of over 5,000 km."

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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:12, archived)

hahaha!

I know that beard!

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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:57, archived)

Prime grooming material

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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:03, archived)

You've infected my monkey!

I'll have to crack open another bottle of the *special* shampoo

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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:08, archived)

He was infected to begin with,

your photo was obviously shopped!

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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:09, archived)

Really?

What infection-revealing algorithm did you use?

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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:12, archived)

Algorithm for Infected, Dashing Simians

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:27, archived)

Thanks

Will this algorithm remove all bugs from the system?

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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:43, archived)

If you've got anti-virus protection, totally.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:56, archived)

Dashing?

I see no monocle or top hat.

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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:55, archived)

Primate grooming material!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:54, archived)

Ha :)

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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:31, archived)

It's the one that gets around ;-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:53, archived)

o hai popular beard

popular this week that is :)

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:03, archived)

Even with Cthulu...

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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:05, archived)

he's been browsing the compo entries :)

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:06, archived)

And sighing,

the moody shit.

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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:10, archived)

cue repeat of popular fall fashions beard jokes

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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:05, archived)

you're just asking for it now

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:07, archived)

Is that the popular fall fashions beard joke that's gaining in popularity rather rapidly?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:14, archived)

I think that must be the one, yes

It certainly is gaining in popularity rapidly, isn't it?

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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:19, archived)

He's making good use of those rollers he got for Christmas!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:48, archived)

The Beard was invented in 1807 by the Viking Pope Karlhund IV

But it was not until the Dutch Inventor Mediocre invented The Moustache™ in 1824 that beards were first seen as a feasible way of walking around with facial hair without looking like a cunt.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:57, archived)

hurrah for Dutch inventor Mediocre!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:01, archived)

..but but but I thought Pope Pius VII was the pope during 1807?

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:06, archived)

he was the crappy roman pope

not the viking pope

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:12, archived)

i guess this siginificantly decreases my chances of getting adpoted by him :/

/autocomplete

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:21, archived)

THE PØPE!

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:23, archived)

You're not being imchocked's comedy account today are you?

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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:59, archived)

http://b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=80624

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:03, archived)

Genius.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:06, archived)

tee hee

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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:11, archived)

I eagerly await the forthcoming battle

Between this ggnnfr floating head and the floating head of Brian Blessed.

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:11, archived)

She's a bit busy right now

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:21, archived)

This bodes well

If I recall my lore correctly dianahead is the gatekeeper to the temple of FUCK

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:25, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:43, archived)

Drill it haaaaaard

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:08, archived)

Just remember when to tell her to stop...

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:21, archived)

There's no stopping now!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:21, archived)

Aaaarrgghhhhh

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 22:38, archived)

Hope the batteries don't go at that crucial point...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:51, archived)

Leser women ;-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:50, archived)

and thus board was saved

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:17, archived)

That kid has creepy wooden hands.

Blue Fairy/Pinocchio vibe activated.
\o/

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Captain Howdy, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:18, archived)

what the fuck?!

AMPUTEE CHILD HAUNTED BY BEARD HEAD SHOCKER

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:19, archived)

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Captain Howdy, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:22, archived)

Lando Calrissian is not the illegitimate son of Michael Jackson, take it from me

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:24, archived)

I hadn't noticed that before

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:20, archived)

Those are his false wank arms. (wankarms)

These little known items were a well kept secret, as children could use them as a prop to allow wanking during prayer sessions.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:25, archived)

I think that is a fantastic idea

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:31, archived)

haha surprise mindpiss

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:32, archived)

I think we all know what's on the collective agenda

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:32, archived)

yeh, it shouldn't really have been a surprise

That source is pretty weird

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:38, archived)

Yes!

The universe is much smaller than we thought. Or further away.

Little konwn fact- Prayer sex is what makes conservatives what they are. They have nothing else.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:03, archived)

I think that's the Prayer app for George Alagiah's Wanking Spanners

Allowing the user to have a right good spanner-wank, while the wooden praying-hands attachment gives the appearance of a good christian to parents and amorous clergymen alike.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:27, archived)

Everybody wins!

except your immortal soul, sinner

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Captain Howdy, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:30, archived)

fine by me

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:34, archived)

I know that hand shake

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:30, archived)

click

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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:18, archived)

Hi Cockalorum

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:23, archived)

Watch it now!

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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:33, archived)

Rawwwr!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:31, archived)

Fashionably ANGRY

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:21, archived)

faster!

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mutated monty, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:31, archived)

Yeah, I made the mistake of using 0 seconds per frame

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:32, archived)

Woo for beards

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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:34, archived)

Superb! :D

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:35, archived)

The Ghost of Beards Future

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:40, archived)

And may his prayers come true..

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:49, archived)

THIS IS AN HISTORICALLY ACCURATE DEPICTION OF EVENTS

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:04, archived)

Wow. VHW returned to her full pomp.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 21:27, archived)

End of day doodle.

Old Old Jack Burton

Based on the suggestion a number of people made: a truck driver with a beard.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:47, archived)

needs tits and tail

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:49, archived)

hey sorry to TJ

who's the B3tan who does those amazing 3d renders?

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:56, archived)

Taters?

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:57, archived)

Nah,not him, though awesome

he does really big frackally things

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:03, archived)

JPG

Can't spell his name tho!

Edit: I can google it, however.

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock

I think?

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:07, archived)

yep thats the one

tried to find his b3ta id via google but nowt came up
: (

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:12, archived)

Nicely done!! Good beard old man. :D

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:49, archived)

The money spent on Rosetta Stone is paying off

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Frogbeat, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:52, archived)

Compeau it!

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:50, archived)

whoah u speak Freanch?

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:53, archived)

Wee

Je parle it bon, Pedreau

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:04, archived)

Le Arf!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:07, archived)

Aw, I bet it looks just like him too

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:53, archived)

Nice arts :)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:55, archived)

You leave Jack Burton alone!

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Captain Howdy, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:55, archived)

Is this what pcmechanic actually looks like?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:06, archived)

www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&gs_nf=1&cp=9&gs_id=y&xhr=t&q=jack+burton&gs_upl=&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.,cf.osb&biw=1406&bih=768&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=BoBCT9OdMISr0QWa_amPDw

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:17, archived)

But nobody knows where he is!

Maybe he's gone for a burton

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:22, archived)

That first result is so camp...

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:40, archived)

i dont like that it led me to this (might be construed as NSFW if you fancy cats)

i152.photobucket.com/albums/s186/hypno_bucket/cat_20butt2_small.jpg?t=1198764980

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:46, archived)

Santa on non working day?

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:25, archived)

Smashing.

See you couldn't resist sticking Dave on his chest.

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:57, archived)

My photo

I didn't say "I will upload my REAL FACE photo".
XD

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:44, archived)

So you are a hand? Okay. XD

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:47, archived)

Yeah, my hand!! XD

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:50, archived)

Where are you in that picture anyway? A black hole? XD

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:17, archived)

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:22, archived)

I still think this is a fine tshirt slogan

especially as most people will never know wtf it means

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:32, archived)

Straight to the head...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:55, archived)

Nobody cares.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:52, archived)

^this

(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:53, archived)

^ That

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:01, archived)

^and probably the other

*depending on what the other is of course

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:03, archived)

/talk --->

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 21:10, archived)

Anybody hear the Now Show this weekend?

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:53, archived)

It's still going?!

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:55, archived)

Yeah, new series just started

it's on iPlayer until Saturday

I thought it was rather amusing, particularly the Baroness Warsi stuff

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:56, archived)

I care!*

*Complete lie

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:02, archived)

I cry...

but only around misunderstood hamsters.

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:33, archived)

The finger remains cheerful, despite the encroaching darkness which threatens to swallow his soul

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:54, archived)

"his"

Tee and also.... hee.
Apropos of ruining grammar for biblical nonsensical google translatification, I will wager the fingeradge is that of whom partakes upon bum whole exploration WITHOUT a minors hat and will henceforth participation of the acquired immune inefficiently syndrome.

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:31, archived)

Apropos of ruin, I am by nature and there is no exploration of the entire ass hat of minors fingeradge, you bet that some of the people, acquired immunodeficiency syndrome grammar meaningless for Google translatification of the Bible the participation of non-efficient future.

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:34, archived)

same finger...lolXD

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:55, archived)

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:01, archived)

I see Paul Daniels has been moisturising..

He should give some of that beauty cream to his mrs....
Also e-mail him at [email protected] and tell him he's shit, He argues back with you! hours of entertainment!

*edit* also.... whay has he got THREE jack of hearts? the card stacking cheating bastard!

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:23, archived)

Haha

I might send it to him as a 'hope fingy get better' card :D
*cards are because he too has JJ obsession

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:33, archived)

One o' them Jacks is a Jackie.

Modern. Like it.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:45, archived)

You have a woman's hand, milord!

I'll wager these dainty pinkies never weighed anchor in a storm.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:08, archived)

I'll wager they

have changed the odd tyre on the A41 though.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:10, archived)

haha no doubt

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:11, archived)

Either that or Dave has some weird photographs of women's hands

maybe the hands of those he has chained to the radiator in the basement, it looks pretty dark in that photograph.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:15, archived)

The Finger looked happy with the arrangement though.

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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:14, archived)

He draws happy faces on his victims in a sort of mockery of their misery and torture

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:51, archived)

Is that a euphemism for taking a girl up the wrong un whilst up on bricks?

Or just and angry sobbing wank?

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:32, archived)

Fake

no thumb

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:13, archived)

He was the first to go :(

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:14, archived)

I just frame out

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:23, archived)

She is Yakuza (gokudo)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:28, archived)

I used to work

for a Japanese firm called Yazaki. It sometimes caused wonderful confusion and a few double-take looks, but of course I never encouraged that by whispering the name and looking furtive. That would have been silly.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:51, archived)

Q: Why am I looking at your dog?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:32, archived)

Attention troll gets attention - why do we always fall for this? *shakes head*

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:37, archived)

I might as well 'shop some new stuff and post it on here

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:42, archived)

I should do that

but I am photosoupless

and there is nothing I can plug my damn scanner into at the moment

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:45, archived)

Fake it.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:58, archived)

Connecting to print recognition database now.

Coming through........D...........A..........

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:04, archived)

/board is turning into fucking d3viantart

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:11, archived)

d3vianttart

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:37, archived)

Happy hand :-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:52, archived)

What should I draw the'day?

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:16, archived)

A bearded truck driver with tits and a tail please

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:17, archived)

DAVE!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:29, archived)

That coffee with cream coloured woman from resident evil 5 please.

Is coffee coloured an offensive term? I really don't know.

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Mr. Johnson, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:22, archived)

I beleive is still is in some parts of the world

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Mr.Pickle Is not big or clever.., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:57, archived)

Is it racist to say that

I wish all the Coffee coloured people of the world and all the creamy coffee, and all the milk tea nations could just get along, and live in a world free from prejudiced. Where people are not judged by the beverage of their skin.

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 23:39, archived)

Deformed genital drumming please.

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:22, archived)

やると思った

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:24, archived)

yes, indeed.

er,
Carry on.

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:28, archived)

*Google translates* Oh my...

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:29, archived)

Google made it say "I thought to do"

So maybe Dave is into CBT.

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:35, archived)

What I gathered from that is

Moggy was either planning to ask for a picture of a hamster with big bollocks, or Moggy was planning to slam his/her genitals.

Either way, I am scared.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:40, archived)

You know what...

I think you have tapped into the one porn genre not tapped out on the internets!
If we can get the pictures and make a website WE'D BE MILLIONAIRES!
mainly me if you will make the website for free.

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:45, archived)

hamsterswithbigbollocks.com?

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:58, archived)

You owe me 0.99p for godaddy.com!

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:03, archived)

I'll send it over by post if you're willing to pay the £1.00 P&P. :)

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:05, archived)

Ahh.... I see you buy from ebay on a regular basis.

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:06, archived)

Indeed. The most bitter part of any eBay buying experience.

Oooh, this looks really cheap! I think I'll buy i-HOW MUCH IS P&P?!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:11, archived)

I love the "Chinese" video cameras for 99p

With £30 p&p......
And arguing about p&p does not work any more with paypal, especially from China.

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:20, archived)

I'd leave a link to what seems to be a reputable chinese seller here

but I'd be accused of niké shoes or something :)

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:29, archived)

Surely you don't mean EVERBUYING.COM ?

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:42, archived)

Or alibaba.com

Send China your money for shits, giggles and none existent goods!

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:24, archived)

you can buy anything on alibaba

and some of the people actually supply goods

fair few knackers out there though

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:44, archived)

this one

http://www.chinavasion.com/

They seem to be kosher, sometimes people even try to impersonate them

They sell the same stuff that sometimes gets rebranded into famous names for an extra 100+

I was pondering getting a new phone from these people

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:43, archived)

http://preview.tinyurl.com/7gdlys6

Silly!

preview.tinyurl.com/7gdlys6

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:40, archived)

ooh ooh! I know that one!

It means.. Tofu shop?! oh.. hang on.

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Mr.Pickle Is not big or clever.., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:01, archived)

A bearded truck driver with ti- oh.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:23, archived)

identity parade of cocks :)

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:23, archived)

Dorian: I want to something cute Mermaid. ^^

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:23, archived)

JJ is not on good terms with Dorian, I'm not sure this will come to pass.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:27, archived)

If his request is accepted, I would be upload to this bulletin board a my photo.

Hahaha XD

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:31, archived)

We'll have to see if he's listening then ^^

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:32, archived)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:38, archived)

Dorian: Pfffffffft XD

Nice work JollyJack!! Thanks!!

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:42, archived)

I should upload my photo ?!

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:44, archived)

I am not going to ask you to upload any kind of photo. Ever.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:45, archived)

I was relieved to hear it.

*sigh*

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:49, archived)

It's better for everyone if there's forever a doubt there ;)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:49, archived)

Wow, and I thought you didn't want to o____o

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:08, archived)

D'awwwww! I wanna pick it up and hug it!

And by hug it, I mean throw it into a wood chipper.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:58, archived)

Don't be obtuse.

/ac

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El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:59, archived)

can it be milked?

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:31, archived)

BTW I draw cute Pip right now :D

It will be my favorite ^^

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:41, archived)

*Readies the Tineye tab*

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:42, archived)

You read my thoughts, mate.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:56, archived)

The Picture of Dorian Gray

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:26, archived)

This picture in itself

more than makes me satisfied.
Oh go on then, er... someone running to catch a bus. Or train.

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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:39, archived)

Is that a cock sticking out of her front???

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:40, archived)

HAAAAHAHAHAHAA XD

Oh, f**k, what have I drawn??!!

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:41, archived)

Emvee: I want to Rob Manuel as a crack-addled tranny prostitute

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:43, archived)

Eric Pickles: Me sitting on roundabout while it spin and I shit-wank and cock of shadow cabinets minister spunk on my fat fucking face

I am wanking about a fake snuff porn of Fern Britton and there is Widdecombe spreading her pussy and talking about the pope

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:58, archived)

Widdecombe: I like pope and shit-wank of Pickles in pussy, wet gaping.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:17, archived)

A bearded truck driv... oh

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:46, archived)

You should draw

The life cycle of ass moons.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:57, archived)

Me.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:09, archived)

Morrissey as a mammoth.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:18, archived)

wee jimmy krankie being violated by a huge-cocked spider woman

and yes, i know a spider woman shouldn't have a cock, but she can't help the way she's made

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:20, archived)

Would that make her a tranny-tula?

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:27, archived)

oh ffs

*spang*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:35, archived)

I deserved that. >__<

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:40, archived)

^This but with tits

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TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:30, archived)

As you can see from the hat, this is no woman

but nonetheless, here's one I prepared earlier.
Edit/ note the barbs.

6 years ago apparently!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:30, archived)

arf!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:34, archived)

Anything you want to.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:26, archived)

SQUITS!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:34, archived)

a space kitten engaged in a swordfight with a space robot

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:27, archived)

The undershaft of my penis is itchy,

draw an anthropomorhosised genital lice orgy.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:36, archived)

lice with tits!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:46, archived)

Sexy Smurfette

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 23:37, archived)

There are at least 6 differences. Can you spot them all?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:47, archived)

Hahahahahahaha

Nicely sir! :D

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Ninj, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:50, archived)

^ What she said

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:05, archived)

Nope, can't see one

he looks like a cunt in both of them
: )

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:51, archived)

Ahh this is one of those trick questions

reflection of the kitten in the bottle?

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:53, archived)

Your beardy Rob is fantastic!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:56, archived)

Cheers :)

I broke the ginger colour palette making it :D

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:58, archived)

haha

ace

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:01, archived)

ARF!!!

proper colour Y-fronts too....none o' this red stuff...eeeurgh!:)

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:07, archived)

Oi! ;)

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Richard Shitheels, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:13, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:27, archived)

Good lord O_o

Looks like the chimney sweep popped round for a cuppa

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Richard Shitheels, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:28, archived)

Hahahaha!

GenuLOLs!
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:31, archived)

Looking at this

I hear Stephen Fry's heavy breathing

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:06, archived)

haha! coffee at its best

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:24, archived)

Haha

Looks like he's been playing Daley Thompson's Decathlon too much...

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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:40, archived)

Ahahahaha

Trousers and pants carefully laid out, I see... wouldn't want creases

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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:42, archived)

Ha-ha! Splendid.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:35, archived)

What ^ they all said
Top work on the reflections too!

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 21:57, archived)

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Ninj, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:40, archived)

Dot! yay!

:@ )

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blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:42, archived)

That link doesn't work.

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:44, archived)

Which link is that?

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blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:46, archived)

Never mind....

I was being witty, but carry on with what you where doing.

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:47, archived)

K
thanks

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blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:58, archived)

oh, I just "cottoned" on to who that is :)

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:43, archived)

I just "bobbin" to find this bad pun!

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:47, archived)

Nope, sorry

I've completely lost the thread

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blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:58, archived)

I'm sure you can stitch it all together.

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:06, archived)

Sew what if we can?

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:08, archived)

Well, we should just weave it alone.

/Jonathan Ross

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:11, archived)

Or spin it out indefinitely.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:13, archived)

don't give me that yarn

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:15, archived)

nice to see you`re keeping it reel

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:16, archived)

I think we should just comb over this thread now.

two for one! Thanks wikipedia

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:15, archived)

Oh... that works really well. Hahaha!

Hallo Ninjypops!
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:48, archived)

Hai Moley!!

Ta matey, how's you? \O/

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Ninj, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:50, archived)

Top o' the world!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:57, archived)

fake!...no fag

heh heh:D

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:51, archived)

Wotchya Elv!

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Ninj, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:53, archived)

Good crikey!

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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:43, archived)

Stan Laurel

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harryfreeze Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:25, archived)

Pope A Smurf

Click for bigger (201 kb)

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blackhat was thrown from a fucking horse on, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:24, archived)

The Pope!

or something like that.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:25, archived)

This looks very Terry Gilliam :)

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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:33, archived)

^This.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:49, archived)

ZE PAPE

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:34, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=EY0zXcZaq9Q

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:35, archived)

The pope walks into a pub

and the barman says "Why so blue?"

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:37, archived)

He replied "The issue about the paedophile priests is not an ecumenical or secular matter and no concern of yours!... oh right you were asking about my skin tone..."

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:41, archived)

arf

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blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:59, archived)

its chateau-neuf-blue-pope

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:48, archived)

hello /beard

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:14, archived)

Jus like that

eh heh heh heh
fank you very much

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:19, archived)

beard busby, busby beard

beardsby

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:27, archived)

That's grand!

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:21, archived)

cheers :)

still working out how to gimp

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:28, archived)

boohbah ?

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:24, archived)

cantona

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:33, archived)

Moominge

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:24, archived)

yeah man, that`s some major babooshka right there

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:34, archived)

I fear the source pic for this

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:34, archived)

me too

lucky I was rubbered when I made it :D

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:38, archived)

Hahahaha

This is pleasingly surreal. He is a master tumbler :D

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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:36, archived)

ta :)

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:43, archived)

Nice hat!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:57, archived)

Erm...

(inspired by that gif of Brian blowing the ducklings about, apologies, can't remember who did it)

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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 12:54, archived)

Hahaha

ZARDOZ!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 12:56, archived)

THE GUN IS GOOD, THE PENIS IS EVIL!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 12:58, archived)

Hehe

This looks like it would have an interesting backstory

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:02, archived)

"Not enough tent pegs" says organiser

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:14, archived)

"Christ on a bike, it's hot in this desert!"

"NEVER FEEAAARRR, BRIAN IS HEEEEEERRREEEEE!"
*blows*
"Cheers, fella!"

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:24, archived)

This was the Festival to Appease The Blessed

evidently, he wasn't appeased.

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:37, archived)

"not by the hair of your chinny chin chin?"

"then I'll huff, and I'll puff...."

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:24, archived)

You cannot hide from the Blessed, puny humans!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:35, archived)

feared of the beard

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:46, archived)

Arf!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:58, archived)

that'd be me :) woo to your anim!

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:18, archived)

Yay! Thank you :)

What mischief will Brian's floaty head get up to next, I wonder...

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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:44, archived)

Grrrrrrrrrrrr! yay :-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:58, archived)

That's how they spread...

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 12:01, archived)

This is lovely.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 12:01, archived)

^this
but I feel all itchy now having walked to work through a field

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 12:05, archived)

Now we know how Chewbacca came to be.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 12:13, archived)

You mean the video I bought from that seedy basement in Soho contains LIES? :(((

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 12:22, archived)

'fraid so, fella :(

You may or may not have been watching a 1970s porno video.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 12:28, archived)

Love it

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Frogbeat, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 12:08, archived)

It's a good thing they mostly land on the males then

and goats

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 12:14, archived)

www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012/feb/20/pressure-mounts-cameron-nhs-summit

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 12:30, archived)

I dare you

to make this your wallpaper.

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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 12:54, archived)

I see a fist

getting closer...closer...closer!

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:28, archived)

Ew...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:57, archived)

Heehee.

Shameless.

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Bats, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 21:17, archived)

Ace

I've still got my winterbeard, but it's starting to interact with my lunch, so it's days are numbered.

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 12:47, archived)

It's all about the spores, baby!

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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 12:53, archived)

:@ )

fabulous.
Does it sting?

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blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:30, archived)

Very nice.

You've got a thing about spores haven't you...?
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:51, archived)

Oh god, that's revolting

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 9:54, archived)

Brilliant

My winter beard went but I fear it may make a return. Hopefully not like this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIZY70Bu2RM

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mozza, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:18, archived)

That's great

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:01, archived)

And this is why I don't trust beards.

That's awesome by the way.

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Purple Martin is board sigless, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 4:26, archived)

my money is on the pink guys

(Carpe Perna! Evolution is just a theory...like Gravity., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 12:00, archived)

Quite right

We is fucked *click*

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 20 Feb 2012, 12:23, archived)

EVERYONE ELSE

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 12:26, archived)

haha

Ace!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 12:24, archived)

Brilliant.

I can see the final scene with Davros drowning in soup...

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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 12:30, archived)

err

shouldn't it be CVD??
Clangers v Daleks?

(Banjo Legs, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:50, archived)

This!

(nasalhair The Twix guy!, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:29, archived)

Yay, I like this..

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 20:02, archived)

Guess the parable:

(Kimbo, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 11:37, archived)

too many cooks are bloody foreigners?

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 11:39, archived)

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 12:01, archived)

chocolat a la mode

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 12:42, archived)

Brian Cox before the Professorship in all things Billions and Billions

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:27, archived)

spot on.

(nordelius, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:43, archived)

haha

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:16, archived)

Never rub another man's rhubarb!

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 11:39, archived)

The wise man stays away from the scrum and chokes his chicken?

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 20 Feb 2012, 11:39, archived)

Too Many Cooks... On Television

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 11:41, archived)

don't employ forinns

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 11:41, archived)

never ever bloody anything ever

I've lived my life by that

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 11:41, archived)

It's a foolish chicken indeed that would walk a mile on two bones

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 11:41, archived)

This is the winner

somehow.

(Kimbo, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 11:42, archived)

Never choke the chicken in a thermonuclear kitchen.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 11:43, archived)

There is no place for choking chickens and leek spinning in the fishy chocolate mousse

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 11:43, archived)

too many cooks soil in the broth?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 11:44, archived)

3-digit user number and no icon?

I don't know whether to prostrate myself before one of the Ancients, or have a moan for being on the site 10 years without donating...

Cracking arts, either way.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 11:45, archived)

Like blue fish, careful politician rather boil in chocolate custard of own deceit, than lay shortcomings bare on chopping board of public opinion

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 11:47, archived)

A stitch in thyme saves nine

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 11:48, archived)

Reginald, insanely jealous of the head chef's sock hat, decides to insert the leek where the sun don't shine

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 11:50, archived)

Crowned cycloptic chicken gets an eye guard?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 11:53, archived)

he that glistens gathers no broth

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kingofpork is the king of pork, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 11:54, archived)

If you can't hold the pot, you'll be cleaning the kitchen

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 11:57, archived)

Too many cooks don't know the difference between

a parable and an aphorism.

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blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 11:58, archived)

Women cannot spunk in pot.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 12:00, archived)

Too many cooks on TV

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Weetobix, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:06, archived)

It is often unclear who the shit stirrer is. But it is likely to be either a woman or the French.

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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:11, archived)

Always ensure leg guard in is in place before operating tredle

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:12, archived)

Hold your cock firmly while she spills her fishy batter down her thighs?

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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:23, archived)

A-hoody-floody-booody

put the chicken in the pot

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:46, archived)

Don't try to cook shit with a fish in it?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:05, archived)

Nice random quote ;)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:19, archived)

It's a parable I have always lived by.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:32, archived)

I mean today's!

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:54, archived)

This too.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 15:46, archived)

After ....

... a big Sunday lunch

(EddieRobbo, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 11:25, archived)

TOARB!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 11:30, archived)

RTATOARB! :)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 11:35, archived)

AND CUSTARD

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 20 Feb 2012, 11:39, archived)

See what happens when you cross-breed rhubarb and a potato ...

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 11:40, archived)

Now I'm imagining a potato screwing a stick of rhubarb.

"Oh, your tubers are so big and round."

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 20 Feb 2012, 11:48, archived)

YIFV!!!

*opens photoshop*

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 11:52, archived)

Imagine the potato's horror

whn what he thought was a lady rhubarb actually had a stalk going on...

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 20 Feb 2012, 11:57, archived)

Every day is like Sunday.

Everyday is slient and #FF0000.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 11:37, archived)

it was all predicted ....

youtu.be/TZt0quwZ4h8

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 12:01, archived)

I too predicted this!

Also via the medium of pink cocks
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzgF7imbWW8

(Golgot100 is actually a number, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:02, archived)

Voight.

GIANT

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 11:20, archived)

Again...

Flippin' fantasic *click*

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Frogbeat, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 11:21, archived)

Nice!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 11:21, archived)

Fucking rubbish.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 11:23, archived)

Girl, Interrupted was pretty good.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 11:26, archived)

Winny went over the line even for my tastes in that

and actually turned into a young boy.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 12:01, archived)

phwoar

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 11:23, archived)

That's pretty good innit

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 11:42, archived)

Jon Voight is looking pretty attractive these days

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 11:47, archived)

Having invented half of her, this is no surprise.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 11:56, archived)

Voight?

That's German for moist, right?

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Tusk knows where you live, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 12:05, archived)

Erm, sure. Why not?

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:06, archived)

This disproves Lamarckian theory...

...and perhaps Evolution.

(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:21, archived)

Oooh!

Thanks :@ )

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blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:45, archived)

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