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# Well it's nearly "April, Spring, Summer and Wednesday"
Happy VAG things to Quincy Jones, Jasper Carrott and Michael Caine.



* Subject line DE-RIZ
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 7:15, archived)
# and todays VAGS with Stripes are...
Pam Ayres and Elise Neal.



* I have to say I feel a little unclean, having spent the morning touching up Pam and Jasper!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 7:15, archived)
# jasper carrot is about as funny as eating toast
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 7:30, archived)
# I think he's funny
But then, i come from the midlands
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 7:33, archived)
# could be a regional thing i spose, i'm not keen on peter kay but i hear here's a riot oop narf
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 7:34, archived)
# My parents are from the Midlands and I don't think they are funny either!
Can you honestly say this is funny?

* You will be singing it all day now...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 7:37, archived)
# Funky moped was a classic
Granted, its all nostalgia, and how you were brought up and that. I probably wouldnt find him that funny now (i dont find many 'conventional' comedians funny anymore), but i still like him.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 7:41, archived)
# I have carried out some detailed research...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 8:25, archived)
# his name has two Ts
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:02, archived)
# That would be Jasper Tarrot?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 12:14, archived)
# so what is the deal with eating toast, huh, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:26, archived)
# In Heaven, everything is fine
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 5:20, archived)
#
fineFUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 5:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 5:47, archived)
# Consume mass quantities!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 6:23, archived)
# Tell me about your mother
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 8:07, archived)
# well now.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:14, archived)
# you've got your good things and I've got mine
www.b3ta.com/board/7000251
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 7:21, archived)
# ERASERFUCK
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 8:07, archived)
# fook!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 12:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 3:22, archived)
# i'm going to punch you in the nose
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 3:26, archived)
# I'm pretty sure that I am stronger than you.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 3:29, archived)
# FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 3:30, archived)
# not sure about that. I can take 14 five-year-olds in a fight at one time
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 3:32, archived)
# I can kill up to 160,000 people within a few kilometers. :3
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 3:41, archived)
# NUKES: FUN FOR GIRLS AND BOYS
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 4:02, archived)
# Ahhh...this is living!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 4:04, archived)
# DESOLATION
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 4:35, archived)
#

see ya's... o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 4:52, archived)
# HEY HEY YOU YOU
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 3:43, archived)
# ARE YOU READY TO HAVE YOUR GUTS KICKED OUT?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 3:44, archived)
# Get him pedro...he has the strength of 16 5 year olds.
(Let's youtube it)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 3:46, archived)
# I come out swinging like glenn mother fucking miller
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 3:52, archived)
# Oh fuck...he ran away!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 3:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 5:04, archived)
# He really does look a lot like Hitler
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 5:08, archived)
# I've heard other people say it
but I can't really see it myself.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 5:09, archived)
# HUT HUT HUT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:27, archived)
# shit, he's getting ready to go all Curly (3 stooges) on their ass
*plays 'Pop Goes the Weasel'*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 11:55, archived)
# Ha ha ha!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 12:22, archived)
# Get off my nuke cloud. (everything you see here was learned at the Pedro school of photoshopery..........now you can too!)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 3:45, archived)
# no one is pissing on flanbase
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 4:25, archived)
# Look Master Pedro...another graduate!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 4:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 4:50, archived)
# ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 4:53, archived)
# Gumby did a pee into a urinal
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 4:31, archived)
# TWO sets of functioning male genitals!
thehumanmarvels.com/63/francesco-lentini-the-three-legged-man/parasitic-twins
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 4:44, archived)
# HOW MANY BUTTS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 4:49, archived)
# utter FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 7:17, archived)
# word
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 4:02, archived)
# Can I sign you up for 2 hours sir? (That's the entire course)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 4:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 4:13, archived)
# That's sick, innit?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 4:15, archived)
# put a banging honk on it
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 4:30, archived)
# O.K. then... o/
fillinn.com/hot-sexy-school-girls/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 4:15, archived)
# THE LESSON IS CONCLUDED
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 4:23, archived)
# word
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 4:31, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 4:32, archived)
# PARTIAL CREDIT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 4:49, archived)
# ARTBASE: MOFAHA
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 4:52, archived)
# well, shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 4:56, archived)
# Where do I enroll?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 8:08, archived)
# Vampirella
Thanks to Captain Howdy for the suggestion



tits are 75% finished, thighs/legs; 30%, arse; 30% , fanny;inconclusive, more research needed...

may not have it ready in time for t'auction, you may be able to make out Brian Blessed's head at the back there (King Vultan's up next)
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 1:54, archived)
# Appendectomy scar?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 1:58, archived)
# pfft
the metaluna mutant got frisky i think
it's weird looking at the photo I see all the mistakes
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 2:05, archived)
# Too posh to push.
Or occupied at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 2:06, archived)
# I'm more distracted by the Metalunan on the left
 
much classier than the shitty polyresin moulds out there
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 2:05, archived)
# ah cheers
with paint tube tops for eyes , hopefully not so obvious when he's cast and painted
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 2:09, archived)
# I had to look it up, I saw This Island Earth on a black and white TV set when small
 
so I'm not familiar with the original Technicolor print
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 2:14, archived)
# Looking good, as usual.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 2:06, archived)
# YES! YES!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 2:08, archived)
# fanny:check....tits:check.......comin' on nicely :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 2:16, archived)
# Great stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 2:51, archived)
# Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 8:12, archived)
# i approve of your skills
and look forward to seeing this progressed further.

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Run you ugly little bastard

(I helped save b3ta! Zoroastermouse thinks therefore he am, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 1:50, archived)
# IT'S A TRAP
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 2:05, archived)
# Hahaha. BUCKY!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 2:07, archived)
# Awwwwwwwwwwww!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 2:09, archived)
# Bwahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 2:09, archived)
# LEAVE BUCKY ALONE!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 2:12, archived)
# those little nipples are hypnotic!
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 2:15, archived)
# hahaha............ that's insane......................nice action :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 2:18, archived)
# It could end like this:
(pikey, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 2:36, archived)
# aw poor rat mole hedge thing
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 3:56, archived)
# hehehe niiicely!
even the car is laughing :))
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Good goal
(mcmike Messed his pants badly on, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 0:33, archived)
# hahaha....topshot
have a *click* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 0:35, archived)
# He deserves it.
Filthy, nasty hedgehogses eating the pooses.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 0:35, archived)
# At 2.5's worth of floppy disks I can't see it winning.
But kudos where kudos is due.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 0:38, archived)
# It'll be fped in a minute so toasty can have another nice strop.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 0:39, archived)
# Who is even on capped broadband these days?
Peasants. That's who.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 0:42, archived)
# copper wire mother fucker
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 0:44, archived)
# Nick it. You'll be able to sell it, and the phone company will replace it with fibre optics.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 0:45, archived)
# ahhhhahhhahhahhah no.
 
No, they won't.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 0:51, archived)
# So nick it again, and sell it again.
Profit.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 0:52, archived)
# Hey guys, sorry to barge into your subthread with unrelated stuff
but where is Prodigy69 when you need him?

photo-upload.at.ua/i600/2012/m14/e23568734345.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 0:56, archived)
# Ha ha, Christ...you owe me a new heart.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 1:00, archived)
# He's not that pretty.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 1:01, archived)
# Where's that guy's nose?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 1:00, archived)
# Dunno but I'd definitely gaz him it.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 1:01, archived)
# shit, now i have to remote in to work, because I block UA, CN and RU top level domains at home
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 1:06, archived)
# ahhhahhhhahhhhahhhahhhahh
 
kind of glad I didn't have my headphones on for that
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 1:08, archived)
# yeah, I think I'll leave that up on the screen for the boss to see in the morning
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 1:08, archived)
# Do your work computers have sound?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 1:10, archived)
# no :( speakers were unplugged to listen to music on my phone
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 1:13, archived)
# Holy..
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 1:12, archived)
# I love horses too
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 1:16, archived)
# 's obvious
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 1:28, archived)
# Haha
face like a bulldog chewing a wasp.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 1:31, archived)
# ...a bit like Cher gone through a blender
www.google.com/search?q=Rossy+de+Palma
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 1:35, archived)
# Ahhhh
I knew she was a bit familiar. She's in Women On The Verge Of A Nervous Breakdown, which is a fucking great movie.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 1:44, archived)
# never saw it. i should add it to my list
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 1:45, archived)
# It's manic, like most of his stuff
but I like his style.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 2:04, archived)
# now that is a nose my friends
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 2:06, archived)
# Angelica Houston?
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 2:10, archived)
# leave her alone
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 2:49, archived)
# She is tuff
enuff.
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 3:32, archived)
# I think I just had a minor epi
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 1:16, archived)
# pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 1:22, archived)
# PEASANTS.
You're right, though. It's not gonna take that much to get it down.

Get Roberto Carlos himself round to do it. That's what footballers do after they've retired, right?

Handyman, alcoholic or death by your own hand are usually the options.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 0:48, archived)
# I will be when I visit the UK.
Perhaps I am a peasant, not sure really, but that's all that's going to be available to me.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 1:30, archived)
# yeah but 3.6MB is just pissing all over everything man
 
some parts of the world still have data caps
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 0:43, archived)
# 3.6MB is nothing here dude. I've probably got a couple of terabytes of downloaded internet porn.
I download loads of crap JUST BECAUSE I CAN. I'm never gonna watch half the films I've got. The other day I downloaded Bridget Jones for fuck's sake.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 0:55, archived)
# be nice for mcmike if it is
FIRST POST!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 0:45, archived)
# GOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL!!!!!!
shit hot `shop :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 0:41, archived)
# one can always do as maiden did earlier
and put the high resolution one on youtube, linked from an optimised GIF
www.b3ta.com/board/10716838

CAN ONE NOT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 0:47, archived)
# I didn`t realise how big it was, although without witchcraft, it had to be
I always keep mine in line with the faq, without exception
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 1:03, archived)
# I find over-optimising hides a multitude of sins
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 1:08, archived)
# I like this
But it is a bit big. I only say that because i always go to the trouble of optimizing stuff until it looks really shit just to meet the FAQ, but in reality I'm as smug with my connection and computer as that girl in the BT adverts.
Who I intend to kill for being so smug.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 0:47, archived)
# Are you talking about the new breed of BT Infinity adverts that feature the cuntish face of the 18 year old fresher Ian Beale?
I do hope you are because I love those adverts they're my favourite thing.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 0:50, archived)
# I don't know about Ian Beale
Wasn't he in a soap? I'm talking about a smug girl with pandering boys. All of whom irritate me.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 0:55, archived)
# I envy your lack of Ian Beale knowledge.
He's not real. But I still hate him.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 0:59, archived)
# I have a cellar.
Let's talk.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 1:00, archived)
# A kinky cellar or a Fritzl cellar?
Or a kinky Fritzl cellar?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 1:04, archived)
# I'm not sure.
At the moment it is the 'slightly damp' cellar. This must change to something evil soon.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 1:06, archived)
# The Humid Subterranean Terror Chamber.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 1:09, archived)
# Last time I was down there...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQE_loRK2Jw

OK shit plug for a video. But hey, it is late here.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 1:16, archived)
# That's just default cellar settings.
Get some corpses in there. Jazz it up a little.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 1:09, archived)
# JJ is taken.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 1:22, archived)
# The moist throbbing cellar?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 1:13, archived)
# down with smugness!!
eat the smug!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 0:51, archived)
# Robert Snug where is your pope clock
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 1:22, archived)
# What's that a quote from?
It's really familiar

Ok I'm starting to suspect it's something of mine? When I google it I get

Robert snug where is your pope clock
Robert snug your pockets are chips

But in terms of additional information that's not really all that helpful.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 1:33, archived)
#
www.mofaha.com/b3ta/een.jpg
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 1:55, archived)
# Hahahaha fucking hell
Clearly made during a period of herbal plenitude.

How did you find it? Not exactly the most helpful file name... I searched my servers for "snug".
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 2:01, archived)
# with the search function still up the wazoo I looked in google for "Robert Snug" + b3ta
what I hadn't appreciated is plentyofants and gronkpan are also to blame, I did not have a home computer at this time

www.b3ta.com/board/6929191
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 2:08, archived)
# Yeah that's what I found on google.
I think it post-dates my image, which is why gronkpan responded like that to the stock image.
I'm trying to find the original post, I have a suspicion I made a couple of these.
Problem is, all of the older images in that folder were moved to a new server and all have the same 2009 creation date from when they were moved, so I can't work it out from that.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 2:18, archived)
# you are correct
www.b3ta.com/board/6822374

also in this thread, an image I don't remember making either, but happened to find in my photobucket yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 2:48, archived)
# Ha!
Well done on finding that, I had no luck at all. I did find some fucking great old threads while I was looking though.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 4:01, archived)
# sloppy file management
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 2:50, archived)
# I TRY SO HARD :(((
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 4:22, archived)
# this should be FP`d
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 2:08, archived)
# Size
Sorry guys i'll make my next 1 smaller in size
(mcmike Messed his pants badly on, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 0:48, archived)
# Tecnically the limit's 400kb for animations.
Although you can piss on that once people like you. And they'll like you quite quickly if you keep making shit hot gifs like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 0:51, archived)
# Cheers!
Cheers! What do you think the average gif size is?
(mcmike Messed his pants badly on, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 0:57, archived)
# About four.
Roughly four. Or twelve. Or two or one. Or nine.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 1:04, archived)
# Saturday.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 1:04, archived)
# Medium
Or medium rare.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 1:09, archived)
#
haha. I'll keep that in mind
(mcmike Messed his pants badly on, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 1:16, archived)
# i've caught them 2 or 3 metres long with a trot line set out overnight
of course i had to use stink bait
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 1:19, archived)
# five kilos
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 1:21, archived)
# chubby
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 1:25, archived)
# Drawbridge.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 2:16, archived)
# heh
 
as you can see a few threads down, we do like to kick off over the smallest things, especially when we can't fucking hummus
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 0:52, archived)
#
smallest biggest
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 1:02, archived)
# I CAN BARELY GET MY LIPS AROUND IT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 1:07, archived)
# FUCK THAT WOOKIE MOUTH
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 2:05, archived)
# Some would have you believe something like this.
www.telekin.co.uk/b3ta/120314-testhog-AEIYM.gif featuring with width="400" would be the best approach.

Though to be fair, I can imagine that looking pretty massively shit compared to the original.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 0:57, archived)
# hahaha
lovely
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 1:20, archived)
# I would optimize it quite a bit for those connected to the internet through their Amigas
but still a cracking GIF :D *enclickens*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 1:40, archived)
# and a clickitywicketydinkypoos to you too
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 2:13, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 2:17, archived)
# i like this
in spite of it's size.

excellent gif - the hummus is strong with this one.
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 3:54, archived)
# An electronic sundial wristwatch

cfb
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 0:09, archived)
# Cool!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 0:15, archived)
# Splendid!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 0:19, archived)
# Ha ha ha.
Expert.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 0:20, archived)
# Ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 1:20, archived)
# Hmmm, with a good enough compass and a small motorised arm with a tiny torch, it could work.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 0:16, archived)
# I could make it self-illuminating
and maybe hedgehog-powered
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 0:18, archived)
# SHUT UP MU
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 0:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 0:23, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 0:24, archived)
#
...
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 0:26, archived)
# That's better.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 0:28, archived)
# I'd bet someone has tried it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 0:20, archived)
# Shitty, fucking steampunks.
 
I'd like to give them some steam
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 0:54, archived)
# Yes, and the torch can be powered by a photovoltaic panel.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 0:29, archived)
# Nah, clockwork powered dynamo.
Or just a battery. What's wrong with batteries?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 0:41, archived)
# It's cruel, they should be allowed to roam free.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 1:03, archived)
# Fred Flintstone would be proud to own one
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 0:18, archived)
# Maybe Wilma will give him one
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 0:20, archived)
# I'd give Wilma one!
Or do I mean Betty?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 0:33, archived)
# Arf past Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 0:19, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 0:20, archived)
# Beautiful!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 1:15, archived)
# Draw the Shitler!


Click for bigger (165 kb)

They really sell those at drawtheshitler.com
(liathan, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 22:16, archived)
# This won't end well
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 22:18, archived)
# if it's something funny you've found on the internet, you probably want to post it on the links board
mainboard is for stuff you've done yourself
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 22:18, archived)
# but if you delete the thread, they'll never let you live it down
it's quite a conundrum.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 22:20, archived)
# fuck 'em, do it if you want. there's nothing in the rules about not deleting threads
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 22:20, archived)
#
I did it myself!
(liathan, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 22:34, archived)
#
wasnt sure where to put it, and I didnt know how far advertisement is accepted. I mean, I do sell them, but not very much ;)
(liathan, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 22:36, archived)
# Do you find that most of your customers are Jews?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 22:41, archived)
# If you are here to promote your commercial interests
You are in the wrong place. Speak to Rob if you want to advertise
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 22:43, archived)
# so you've come here to advertise your website/spam the board?
hmmmmmmm It's a very b3ta-esque product, but people don't take kindly to spammers. Play nice and they might let you live.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 22:36, archived)
#
as i said, i see it more as Art, not making money out of it, just wanted to see it out there
(liathan, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 22:37, archived)
# i like it
but yeah /links is probably place for this stuff

but don't delete the thread
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 22:53, archived)
# Hi Hitler!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 22:54, archived)
# Our Ginger governor has uttered his words
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 23:09, archived)
# LIVE FROM THE CUNTSHED!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 0:12, archived)
# I don't see an issue at all, to be honest
I'm also half-tempted to buy some
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 22:40, archived)
# you should sue these people
www.drawtheshitler.com/page/
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 22:41, archived)
# ahahaha
i should google more often before i post. now i do see an issue.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 22:45, archived)
# Especially as they copyrighted it in 2008
The gall of some people
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 22:52, archived)
# Never trust a noob.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 23:45, archived)
#
Yeah, I am a noob and probably chose the wrong place and I only understand half the comments, what with copyright 2008? just a joke?
(liathan, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 0:49, archived)
# Well done.

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 22:19, archived)
# Nice hand action..
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 22:40, archived)
# Ha!
I fear that the fist action could be used for unclean purposes.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 22:48, archived)
#
purposes hedgehogs
But oh yes indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 22:58, archived)
# OMG FAQ FML
IOU one superfunny FAQ Gif.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 13 Mar 2012, 22:21, archived)
# I don't have a GIF
But I have this from the where to hide an elephant compo.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 22:26, archived)
# YOU'RE the shitler
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 22:24, archived)
# YOU
The heave-ho

Edit: Also, this product is stupid anyway. I mean, it's a so-so joke, might be worth a giggle if you knocked it up on photoshop, but actually taking that joke and stretching it out into a product makes it banal. I mean, what kind of person can you imagine emerging from the toilet, waving a soiled piece of paper saying "Hey dudes! I drew the Shitler, lol!"? A cretin, that's who.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 22:25, archived)
#
lol, I guess its not for sharing the result
(liathan, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 22:39, archived)
# You seem to be taking all the abuse rather well. Good on you!
Fuck these cunts :)
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 22:51, archived)
# Myself included obviously.
Christ I'm drunk
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 22:52, archived)
# *puts a pan of piss on the stove*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 22:32, archived)
# Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 22:39, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 13 Mar 2012, 22:40, archived)
# Boil it good.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 23:46, archived)
# *turns the extractor fan up to MAX*
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 0:06, archived)
# Best. Recipe. Ever.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 0:13, archived)
# Oh hai cheap marketing person.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 13 Mar 2012, 22:39, archived)
# THIS.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 22:43, archived)
# now do Cameron
should sell well in the UK
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 22:48, archived)
# I am going to comment on every other post to compensate
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 23:15, archived)
# compensate for what, LOL
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 23:16, archived)
# for the fact that people put an effort into those ones
yet everyone and their uncle joins in for pedant duty.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 23:19, archived)
# mob cyberbullying is F-U-N
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 23:21, archived)
# SHUT YOUR CAKE-HOLE, YOU NAZI!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 23:28, archived)
# smooch!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 23:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 23:35, archived)
# Fabulous
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 14 Mar 2012, 0:19, archived)
#
s th
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 0:20, archived)
# hahaha..."pedant duty"
eye on the ball this man here
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 23:29, archived)
# I think I am allergic to red wine
my face marbles, and my oesophagus hurts to fuck after a small glass.
faaack.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 23:33, archived)
# be a man and drink whisky
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 23:40, archived)
# Trust me
I am all over that
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 20:52, archived)
# Welcome to F A I L
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 23:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 23:44, archived)
# WHAT'S HAPPENING?
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 23:50, archived)
# copious amounts of meh
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 23:59, archived)
# HOW DARE YOU!
www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/81702214/?lt=em
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 0:00, archived)
# Fucking hell
that's genuinely disturbing. It's his expressionless face more than anything.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 0:24, archived)
# I know.
It's like he's wearing a mask of some sort. Helped on by the fact that he clearly has no pivotal neck of any description.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 0:31, archived)
# that's the most intense mating display I've ever seen
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 0:34, archived)
# good god!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 23:56, archived)
# HAD HIM
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 0:04, archived)
# Aw hell yeah
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 0:16, archived)
# also,
LOOK-WHAT-I-FOUND-LOLz
eatliver.com/i.php?n=8552
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 0:06, archived)
# Haha. NECKTITS!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 0:09, archived)
# What is this I don't even.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 0:11, archived)
# DENVER
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 0:19, archived)
# Colourado
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 0:21, archived)
# DEMVER
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 0:27, archived)
# Colorado
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 0:32, archived)
# I've just realised that this is, in fact, the correct spelling.
CUNTING SHITBRICKS.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 0:40, archived)
# Omoulette
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 0:35, archived)
# Might as well roast this here

(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 0:12, archived)
# It's a Van Dyke splatter
and with that farewell
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 2:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Good old Dave Hedgehog!!!
(StrictlySaurus keeping it mesozoic, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 22:15, archived)
# Good noob :-)
Welcome, chairs, shops, kittens etc
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 22:17, archived)
# haha! marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 22:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Good start! Welcome to b3ta
Do you mind if I pop this little fella in here?

Credit to Cockweasle for the original gif.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 22:26, archived)
# Big YAY! for Cockweasle modifications.

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 22:41, archived)
# nicely
the paper cutout ones are class
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 22:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 23:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 23:40, archived)
# Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 23:46, archived)
# This really happened.

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 0:01, archived)
# YES!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 0:20, archived)
# YES
i attempted this the other day but had to go out, and it looked kinda shit
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 22:44, archived)
# :)
It can hardly have been worse than mine, which looks like a walking testicle
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 22:48, archived)
# I wondered when someone was gonna do this :)
I had it noted, but didn`t get around to it
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 22:47, archived)
# THREE LEGS GOOD
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 22:55, archived)
# Terry's all gold, Frankenstein, and Grr!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 22:29, archived)
# Welcome aboard Mr./Mrs. Saurus!
Hedgehoghair looks just right on Dave.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 22:29, archived)
# I was going to say something just like this
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 22:33, archived)
# it's that missing blackmail nudie snap of Des Lynam!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 13 Mar 2012, 23:07, archived)
# Grand.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 23:09, archived)
# Hurry up and do a Spudgun
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 23:16, archived)
# woo yay... \o/
wellow & hellcome

buurrp
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 23:32, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 23:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 0:16, archived)
[challenge entry]
(herman:D, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 22:12, archived)
# Hahaha, WOOO!
WOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 22:15, archived)
# woo!! yeah!!
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 23:21, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 23:38, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 23:42, archived)
# Awesomes!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 22:16, archived)
# DONK DONK DONK DONK DONK DONK DONK!
Nicely ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 22:16, archived)
# Scratchin'
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 22:19, archived)
# HARDCOOOORE!!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 23:00, archived)
# DJ hedgy in da haus
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 23:06, archived)
# HEDGESTEP
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 23:09, archived)
# Ah right, I get it
hedgehog compo.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 23:17, archived)
# wicky
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 23:39, archived)
[challenge entry] You going to tell him, or should I?
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 21:50, archived)
# Ha ha ha! Love it!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 21:51, archived)
# I will
"GET THE FUCK OFF MY CHEEEEEEEEESE YOU PRICKLY COCK HOG"
(I helped save b3ta! Bish0p, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 21:53, archived)
# nom nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 21:55, archived)
# Haha
Although surely even a hedgehog wouldn't go for cheese scented perfume
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 22:08, archived)
# Why am I looking at your Hedgehog?
woo
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 23:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 21:45, archived)
# just as she was about to fire she had a stroke
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 21:47, archived)
# Ha
great minds an all that....
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 13 Mar 2012, 21:48, archived)
# I did wonder where her left hand was.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 21:48, archived)
# First thing I saw was her ears
Second I heard "HEY YOU GUYSSSSS"

(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 13 Mar 2012, 21:48, archived)
# ^this
(herman:D, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 21:58, archived)
# I have reanimated your
Parachuting cat to land in a wheelie bin. It is probably the most amazing animation anyone will ever see. It's downstairs on my laptop amd I'm not arsed to upload it but I left your initials on it so if it ever does get uploaded people will think you're the most epic animator ever. When really it's me. Night all :)
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 13 Mar 2012, 22:18, archived)
# sarah stallone
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 21:48, archived)
# Mnnnngngnngnggg
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 21:49, archived)
# Shopped pics only.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 21:50, archived)
# hahaha
looks like the vietnam bullet to the head photo...
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 21:53, archived)
# Is she still doing the politics then?
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 23:20, archived)
# Who cares...she looks good with a gun.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 23:41, archived)
# So anyway...
I was looking through the free Metro paper on the bus this morning when I noticed this wonderful advert for Canada...

Apologies for crap quality picture - I blame the shoddy 'free' paper they use to make the Metro out of, or the scanner they have at work, or something else, I dunno.
(FlangeCat, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 21:33, archived)
# what's that green liquid they're kayaking in?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 21:39, archived)
# I think it's a bodily fluid...
...and it's just coming to the boil
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 21:44, archived)
# just as i thought, it is BOILING PISS
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 21:45, archived)
# haa-links :D
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 13 Mar 2012, 21:39, archived)
# Cockrock!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 21:40, archived)
# WAILAAPOYP?
take it to /links ---
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 21:42, archived)
#
links talk
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 21:51, archived)
# Sas-cock-tchewan?
Also, this I made a while ago, lampooning some cruise advert thingy.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 21:50, archived)
# scovery package?
I don't get it?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 21:51, archived)
# Why am I looking at a picture of your Canadian approximation of Durdle Door?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 21:52, archived)
# looks more like a dump than a nob
mind you, I was out shopping with my Ghanaian nephew and he was telling me the pack of tamarind looked like a bag of "winkies"
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 23:22, archived)
[challenge entry] If you go out in the woods today you're in for a big surprise - damn giant hedgehogs!


YouTubery
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:31, archived)
# Watches and watches....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:34, archived)
# excellent anim :D
that is one big ass, motherfuckin hedgehawg
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:35, archived)
# I'm just glad I wasn't wearing an Earthworm costume!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:36, archived)
# It's impressive how someone stood in its way whilst it bounded toward them.
If I was holding the camera, I'd have seriously pegged it!

... after shitting a couple of bricks first.
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Tue 13 Mar 2012, 21:17, archived)
# awww he just wants to play :))
down boy!!
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:40, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:40, archived)
# It`s Moss Hogg from Dukes`
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:44, archived)
# This has happened to me on several occasions.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:42, archived)
# Waaah!
Excellent job. Was that done in Blender?
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:42, archived)
# Yes Blender and imported into AfterEffects
the tracking was via Blenders' new tracking feature although I had to help the track along a bit with some tweaks in AfterEffects.
Here's the model in it's development stages.


(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:44, archived)
# Very fancy and complicated no doubt.
But it defo garnishes much extra WOOO
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:57, archived)
# Lots of hard work and toil not just modelling the thing but doing the particle system for the spikes
went through many trial and errors still not 100% happy with them but it's a learning exercise. Then Came the Rigging with wasn't easy either. Then the one which was the make or break was the Tracking of the footage and getting the Hedgehog to sit in the scene, colour correct and add and shadow layer which had to be mostly bodged together because it wasn't playing nicely but eventually got it all together, phew!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:01, archived)
# What I read and understood.
Lots of hard work and toil not just modelling the thing but doing the particle system for the spikes. Went through many trial and errors still not 100% happy with them but it's a learning exercise. Then Came the Rigging with wasn't easy either. Then the one which was the make or break was the Tracking of the footage and getting the Hedgehog to sit in the scene, colour correct and add and shadow layer which had to be mostly bodged together because it wasn't playing nicely but eventually got it all together, phew!
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:02, archived)
# haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:06, archived)
# 'm also gonna slip this here
as it would be criminal to use it to push any image down the board.


(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:33, archived)
# Well, I liked it.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 23:53, archived)
# ^This
:)
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 21:03, archived)
# Nice back thighs.
Good work, stamp "WYHP" all over it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:02, archived)
# Thanks tried to make the back legs look as good as possibly could have just gone 100% cartoon
but it wouldn't have looked as nice once rigged.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:10, archived)
# Have a woo for all that hard work!
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:19, archived)
# ^ this
just thinking about all that work has brought me out in a sweat.
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:25, archived)
# Woo
just for doing anything apart from a textured sphere in blender!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 22:39, archived)
# Yay giant bouncy hedgehog
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:42, archived)
# He's a frisky fella :)
Edit: think I'll leave my poor effort in comparison til tomorrow www.b3tards.com/u/253cc45751cc3e120e8d/baby_hedgehog_schroll.gif
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:44, archived)
# \o/
This happens to me all the time.

Edit: not worth it's own thread above such Hedgehoggy awesomeness I gave my car some company. I might add more or get bored and start something else.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:45, archived)
# \:D/ Hedgehogs are full of bounciness!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:48, archived)
# Superbly done Sundae but where is rude penguin?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:54, archived)
# In the boot.
Adding him tends to make the pic 10 times bigger and this is optimised to hell as it is.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:57, archived)
# I thought he was in the driver's seat
but couldn't see over the steering wheel.
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:16, archived)
# Daaaaaaaaaave!
I wanted to say this when you first posted your car, but it was already off the bottom of the page by the time I saw it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:56, archived)
# Don't worry
Someone else said it!

Edit; For noobs, please do not confuse the Dave in question with Truck-driving Cirencester based Dave.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:58, archived)
# Then all is right with the world.
Oh, and edit on the edit above, Dave != Dave, obviously.

Some say Dave is from Cirencester, but looking at his posting times I think he *is* actually from the other side of the world; vrnetwork.ning.com/profile/Moggy
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:01, archived)
# ^ Pube
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:57, archived)
# I knew she'd arrive at sum stage :)
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:58, archived)
# She would
attend the opening of an envelope.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:02, archived)
# Thinking about it now,
you'll have to give a name to the car...
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:16, archived)
# In honour of the thread, i propose
The Maiden Superlegarra Sprinte Speciale Cinquecento Hedgehog Limited Edition. Ghia. One for the ad men to work with.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:24, archived)
# Approved!
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:35, archived)
# :D :D :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 23:18, archived)
# I like how you changed it to a right hand drive for the British market ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:10, archived)
# Wow
you lot don't miss a thing! I did flip it, it just looked better somehow.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:15, archived)
# Just call me rain man ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:22, archived)
# Of course it looks better, it's right hand drive
The natural order of things, innit?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:47, archived)
# I quite agree
Except that any time I go back to Blighty now after six years living in the heathen lands of the Continent I nearly get killed on the roads and can't quite adjust to everything being on the left.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:54, archived)
# he has an evil look in his eye
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:48, archived)
# That's rather ace
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:49, archived)
# Not a REAL Abominable Hedgehog
That's obviously a guy in a suit. I want to see the stabilized version.
(sentientwalnut www.planetsaturday.com, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:50, archived)
# The footage is all in the hands of secret government agencies
I managed to salvage this bit of shaky camera work although I don't think it will be long before they are on to me.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:52, archived)
# I am not connected...
...with Secret Government Agencies in ANY way. Also, that "hedgehog" is clearly a weather balloon.
(sentientwalnut www.planetsaturday.com, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:22, archived)
# It's not giant, it's just very near...
it's just very near...Where as this one is far away...


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:59, archived)
# careful now.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:01, archived)
# Tuna pig
It's got the mind of a TUNA BUT the body of a PIG

(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:18, archived)
# Something, something, something about Smash Monkey
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:36, archived)
# Arf! but if it's near I'm very worried about those very small 'overhead' electricity cables.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:04, archived)
# That's Ace =)
Love the last few frames where you see a closeup of his face after impact!
(EricTViking, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:01, archived)
# fuckin' quality
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:03, archived)
# thats rather good, that!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:09, archived)
# Thanks not nearly as good as any of your models but I've always like the idea
of using CGI and live action together.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:12, archived)
# Im bloody rubbish at animation and camera tracking with live action footage
so, well done
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:50, archived)
# i like this
and i think it should win the compo
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:12, archived)
# Not enough Hulk Hogan I think :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:14, archived)
# the amount of skill and effort that went into this
makes up for any amount of hoganlessness :D
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:20, archived)
# Epic gif is epic!
Excellent as per, Mrs!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:14, archived)
# WINNAR
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:15, archived)
# This is fucking excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:16, archived)
# This my fair Maiden...
...is a thing of pure class and skill
therefore and without further ado,
I shall be clicking the appropriate
button to confirm my appreciation :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:29, archived)
# that doesn't rhyme
but I really expected it to
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:32, archived)
# RUN IT OVER WITH YOUR BUS!
superb work :)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:32, archived)
# Astonishingly good!
You clever thing.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:33, archived)
# Nice work!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:38, archived)
# That's astounding
The amount of work expended on a post on b3ta rather shames me. And inspires me. And shames me.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:55, archived)
# Fantastic
Great work :)
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 21:02, archived)
# READ THE FAQ!!!
Funny posts are supposed to make up for a lack of technical expertise.
To create something funny with hard work and superlative skill is frankly not allowed.
Now go and stand in the corner and think about what you've done.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 21:16, archived)
# ahhhhahhhah fucking fantastic
 
Woo, yay and houplah, panowie
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 21:23, archived)
# V Nice work :D
(herman:D, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 21:27, archived)
# Excellent stuff
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 21:28, archived)
# WOW, quality work.
Have a click.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 22:22, archived)
# Wow lots of work to do this.
'click'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 13 Mar 2012, 22:37, archived)
# *wilhelms*
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 23:23, archived)
# Wow!!! This is great.
(Purple Tower, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 23:31, archived)
# BU-WAHH!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 2:16, archived)
# Excellent work!
Love it
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:26, archived)
# DINSDALE! DINSDALE!
(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 12:40, archived)
# Very very excellent.
Top work missus!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 20:53, archived)
# an hour since last post o_O
I've been playing under sheffield


CFB
Full set are on the address in my sig
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:28, archived)
# Nice....
Where do you find out about these places.. is there a magazine called tunnel weekly or something....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:31, archived)
# follow rivers on osmaps and you can find loads of stuffs ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:33, archived)
# You should have lied and said there was a number of underground publications ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:35, archived)
# There are
www.explonation.com/

but I don't read them
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:48, archived)
# :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:11, archived)
# ^What he said
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:34, archived)
# Apparently there are a number of underground publications ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:36, archived)
# yeah
I think I've heard about 'tunnel weekly', but it's not about underground structures of stone, nor quantum physics.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:21, archived)
# Looks like that scene where Orson Welles gets shot by his best friend.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:32, archived)
# I like your pictures
And I like the idea of exploring tunnels'n'stuffs, but often, when I go to post I get the message which paraphrased says "real photos are shit".

What gives, or am I missing some ace photoshopping skillz?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:00, archived)
# Real photo sunday.
I've given it up and just post them whenever
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:04, archived)
#


Click for bigger (89 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Bish0p, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 21:28, archived)
# Its a great game
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 23:23, archived)
# This looks like a photo. This forum is for posting things you`ve made, right?
Seriously, dude, WTF?????
(Purple Tower, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 23:34, archived)
# he's a slippery customer!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:32, archived)
# "banana lizard" can not be anything other than a euphemism :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:35, archived)
# bananas and lizards.... euphemistic gold!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:40, archived)
# btw, has anyone got a drokking hat that fits?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:05, archived)
# that's about the shape and size of it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:09, archived)
# that's what she said :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:36, archived)
# Your lizard is peeling
-something about rubbing lotion on it-
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:38, archived)
# Iguanana?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:40, archived)
# :))
iguananas in pyjamanas
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:32, archived)
# hah, this reminds me of the mouse in the sausage
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:04, archived)
# Blizard
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:22, archived)
# I bet he would be delicious with some
Custardy Slippomer
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 23:24, archived)
[challenge entry] He wants to be your Hedgehammer.

Greetings people of b3ta! I am new around here. Please do not hurt me. Also I drawded you a picture.
(sentientwalnut www.planetsaturday.com, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 17:53, archived)
# Arrrr, good this be, yarrrr.
Evening all! Been birdwatching in the tropics for best part of a week.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 13 Mar 2012, 17:56, archived)
# is that a euphemism for wanking in the bushes round Brixton park?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 17:58, archived)
# Yes. Yes it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:02, archived)
# There were snakes, frogs, geckoes and kangaroos as well.
Saw 188 species of bird.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:04, archived)
# lucky bastard
I watch birds on webcams
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:06, archived)
# I pretend to be birds on webcams
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:08, archived)
# Dixon Bawls, you old scamp
how the fuck are you?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:10, archived)
# Hullo you horrible cunt
Not too bad ta, almost home time and a big cuppa tea in frontomee \o/

Hope you're well? You bashing this year?
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:11, archived)
# I am at home with a big cup ot tea
And I can tell you it's ace.

Plans are afoot to bash, yes. But I am working that day and can't book it off until April 1st.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:16, archived)
# Chatroulette?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:13, archived)
# Yep, that's the one
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:14, archived)
# Snake!


Were a bit worried at first that it was a young Taipan, which are mean bastards and incredibly dangerous, but it was in fact a Keel-backed Snake - just about the most harmless snake Australia has to offer.
Also, a fully-grown frog that is about half-an-inch in length:

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:26, archived)
# Oooh lovely, I like that frog
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:29, archived)
# Hi, welcome
Pull up a kitten. Shop a chair. You'll never leave.

Also, very nice pic. Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 17:57, archived)
# Welcome to b3ta!
With skills like that, you'll do just fine here. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 17:59, archived)
# That's absolutely superb
Woo Yay
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:00, archived)
# welcome
and this is good
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:01, archived)
# Awesome!
It's as if Moggy caught an originality, antifogging and humour virus!

Really like that. Welcome to b3ta you wonderful person.

don't let me down, now
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:01, archived)
# hello sexy
show us your pance so I can stick them up on the wall
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:19, archived)
# :)
I'll have a go tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:30, archived)
# I knew I should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque...
I've just been called a wonderful person by a perfect stranger... this can't possibly be the Internet. Can somebody direct me to the Internet?
(sentientwalnut www.planetsaturday.com, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:19, archived)
# Fuck off you trolling cunt
Does that feel better?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:50, archived)
# Thank goodness!
The Internet Status Quo is restored by a simple, random act of kindn abuse. Thank you masked man (heh)!
(sentientwalnut www.planetsaturday.com, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 1:16, archived)
# Nice =]
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:01, archived)
# Nicely done!
Youre not one of JollyJacks fans are you? You seem to have drawing talent, which on here usually leads to yiffery
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:02, archived)
# This is not yiffery?
*swiftly drapes towel over crotch*
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:03, archived)
# That's no towel, sir
www.backstreet-merch.com/images/products/bands/misc/tend/bsi_tend85.gif
(you can actually buy this)
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:23, archived)
# Yiffery, you say?
I had to consult an online dictionary to be entirely sure what that was. I feel abashed.

You'll either be relieved or disappointed to hear that my drawings tend towards the PG-13ish (though who knows what'll happen if I start hanging around with The Wrong Sort).
(sentientwalnut www.planetsaturday.com, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:42, archived)
# Well, if you dont know what yiffery is, then youre one of the good guys
Welcome, sir
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:55, archived)
# Blimey, that's good
And welcome, mind the chair wielding kittens etc
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:03, archived)
# Possibly because I' ve been up for 24 hours,
I raed that as chair-welding kittens.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:05, archived)
# all your art are belong to us now
you'll never leave...muhahahaha

edit:so glad you're not manga
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:07, archived)
# Glad I'm not manga?
You've wounded me to my soul, sir. You can tell I'm in an emotional state, because all fourteen of the crisply-rendered highlights in my eyeballs are jigglin'...
(sentientwalnut www.planetsaturday.com, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:45, archived)
# a compliment to your art being more wholesome in all aspects
and not the washy Japanese shite
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:49, archived)
# ^what she said
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:53, archived)
# We didn't have anime when I was a child.
We had a pretty decent cultural trade balance with Japan when I was a kid. We were sending them Kiss, and they were sending us Speed Racer and Gamera, and that was about it. Oh, and Shogun Warriors.

You've got to admit, the Sledgehog isn't entirely unlike Totoro. Only instead of being a gentle, benevolent nature spirit, he's the spirit of hitting stuff with hammers.
(sentientwalnut www.planetsaturday.com, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:27, archived)
# Hooray!
Welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:08, archived)
# :D
welcome aboard, you'll never leave.
As a rule, we aim for images to be no bigger than 100k and animations (should you be multi-talented) to be under 400k. Chee-arse
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:13, archived)
# oh shit, yeah
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:16, archived)
# he should also talk back to us
we like talking back
it makes us feel liked
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:18, archived)
# I concur
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:19, archived)
# What... you mean, like, REPLY?
I won't do it. Entirely out of the question.

(Most gracious thanks to everybody for all the kind remarks...)
(sentientwalnut www.planetsaturday.com, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:39, archived)
# Image size restrictions, whoopsie
I thought I was aiming for under 400K for a regular image. I did read the FAQ, honest... I mean, I sort of skimmed it... I remember it had some letters in it arranged into words.
(sentientwalnut www.planetsaturday.com, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:48, archived)
# I like this one
he's a keeper!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:54, archived)
# Indeed!
Can I spam this here too?

www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1557932
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:56, archived)
# But this is so sudden
We've only just met! (admires ring)
(sentientwalnut www.planetsaturday.com, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:35, archived)
# After doing my usual "read the thread hours later"
I have to say I concur.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 21:20, archived)
# OooOooOOo
Wow
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:17, archived)
# and i like ur comic strip
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:19, archived)
# Thank you sir
You are a gentleman and a scholar.
(sentientwalnut www.planetsaturday.com, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:38, archived)
# This is quite splendid, welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:18, archived)
# his head reminds me of Crash Bandicoot
nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:18, archived)
# proper arts, I salute you
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:22, archived)
# this is good, and why the fuck didn`t I think of it?
oh well, it would have been shit anyhoo
edit: also pull up a chair, shop a kitten
a kitten anything you like
not yiff porn
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:23, archived)
# That's lush, that
It's definitely a computer game waiting to happen :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:26, archived)
# The computer game...
...would feature this guy playing croquet with a whole bunch of little speedy blue hedgehogs that are rolling around at his feet. In bonus rounds you'd have to use the hammer to fend off legal actions brought by Sega...
(sentientwalnut www.planetsaturday.com, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:54, archived)
# Excellente!
that is all.
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:33, archived)
# Superb! excellent arts :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:36, archived)
# high praise, there
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:11, archived)
# Vnice and welcome to b3ta :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1tTN-b5KHg
(herman:D, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:37, archived)
# Very Welcome!
Nice work and I like that website too!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:39, archived)
# yiff yiff grr meow
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:43, archived)
# I like this.
In time, I might like you too.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:09, archived)
# ^ Would
Welcome noobie pull of a FUCK and shop with tits!

* or something like that
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:22, archived)
# Nice. welcome aboard...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:25, archived)
# ooooo beefhog... \o/
hello & welcome :)

(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:38, archived)
# Textbook.
Wilkommen.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:26, archived)
# I like the cut of your jib
Welcome
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 21:22, archived)
# nice.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 21:28, archived)
# Well that's a bloody talent there.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 23:25, archived)
# Welcome to elllllll
It's good ere, honest guv! Superb. Cool artywork, keep em comin.
(whore-monger Thermal rotating gimbal sprockets !!, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 0:07, archived)
# London bash art auction upadate

We're approaching the deadline for donations to the London bash auction 2012.
If you've said you will donate, please make sure you've sent me a thumbnail/added your thing to the thread b3ta.com/links/749374
The better the images/description the more likely it is to sell!
After this Friday I'll tidy up the list, delete the blanks and prepare the required spreadsheet for phase 2 - bid taking!

It's all very exciting with some lovely arts already donated by the stellar likes of Butters, JJ and taters.
So if you want to donate hurry and if you want to bid, start saving your pennies :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:11, archived)
# Just spoken to the guy framing my prints
Ready on Saturday :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:27, archived)
# I'l get some pics of the little fellas done this week
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:28, archived)
# ah cheers, I was gaz'ing you as you typed that
impressive psychic connection
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:29, archived)
# roger roger
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:32, archived)
# Your testes?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:32, archived)
# "Lefty" and "Righty"
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:34, archived)
# Toasty I've gazzed you twice now.
What more you want? I scratch and make blood?!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:29, archived)
# christ sorry fella, kept forgetting to add it!
it's there now
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:34, archived)
# You're just trying to make me paranoid.
You ALL are. I know it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:45, archived)
# Should be good japes!
There's so much stuff up for grabs, I fear it will be like watching a 3 hour episode of bargain hunt. But with more cocks and yifftits.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:32, archived)
# the majority will be done online,
I'll just give an update/highlights at the bash and then sell any stuff that didn't sell or is bash specific
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:35, archived)
# Ah, right
So when will the meat and veg of the auction take place? Ive got my eye on an item or 2.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:38, archived)
# as it clearly says on the link.....
online blind bidding war from April 1st-May 12th
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:42, archived)
# But im not blind!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:48, archived)
# Put these in as well Toastie ! "Household chores made "easier" by cats"


Set of 12 done for a calendar to raise money for a charity a couple of years ago.

All watercolour and ink - about A5
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:51, archived)
# cor, cheers chap
selling as a single lot or split up?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:53, archived)
# entirely up to you.
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 17:01, archived)
# They are
lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 17:10, archived)
# Cheers beaucoup; bid !!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 17:13, archived)
# Enough of this daisy chain.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:57, archived)
# 100% this
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 17:02, archived)
# spam - certainly
daisy chain - er, whut?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 17:08, archived)
# The americans might say 'Circle jerk'
but we ain't yanks, dear boy. We ain't yanks.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 17:09, archived)
# I get the definition of daisy chain
just confused by your attribution.
Is this one of those things people say when they don't like charity and want others to hate it too?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 17:15, archived)
# No, this is one of those things people do when they want to post an (almost) tiling picture in a series together
so that they can link to it.

(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 17:16, archived)
# ahh, fairy nuff
you really should fix that background ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 17:18, archived)
# Okay then.
I shall.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 17:20, archived)
# much better
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 17:21, archived)
# I actually just switched to a version named 'thumb' to make it smaller.
I did not know it was also mended.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 17:23, archived)
# Daisy chain is oral
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=daisy+chain
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 17:15, archived)
# Originally it was dormitory behaviour where the boys reached out to the next bed.
That page also mentions it being a suitable term for anal sex in a chain I note:

(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 17:18, archived)
# Keep going
I'm almost there
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 17:23, archived)
# Hello gay person.
(Purple Tower, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 23:36, archived)
# i like this
i will go through my prints tonight and find something suitable.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 13 Mar 2012, 17:53, archived)
# I wish I had proximity or money
All the best with this though, looks fricking momentous.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 23:26, archived)
# They really shouldn't be allowed to watch any more TV.

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:41, archived)
# WILD HAS.. oh
YOU'RE BACK! How did you escape from the lorry?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:42, archived)
# DENIZENS ON SPRINGS!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:42, archived)
# Unless Art's become ultra-strong, is this furniture-moving proof that the animals AREN'T just in his head?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:42, archived)
# I never said that they were.
Anyway; how feeble are you if you can't slide a mattress about on your own?!!
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:45, archived)
# Well, I don't know that I could pull a double mattress upstairs just by grasping the top corner,
but I'm obv ill spinach-equipped to comment ;)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:59, archived)
# I've moved double matresses by myself before
though it does go better if you have imaginary furries to help you
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:01, archived)
# Me and the misses move a double matress most nights!
the misses your mum
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:30, archived)
# Ho ho ho
though it does go better if you have imaginary furries to help you
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:42, archived)
# YOU MISSED A CHAPTER
I wanted to see weetabix man and cat woman lying on the bed

Moggy, our loyal informant exposed your treachery
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:45, archived)
# "treachery"?
What did I do this time?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:46, archived)
# you are afraid to post
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:48, archived)
# Afraid to post what?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:48, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10716601
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:50, archived)
# Yeah. I hate my human nature too.
*masturbates while clubbing a baby seal to death*
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:54, archived)
# I prefer my inhuman nature
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:55, archived)
# You didnt share a sequential art strip with us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
www.b3ta.com/board/10716562

I could have just missed it though.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:51, archived)
# *makes up for it*

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:02, archived)
# Ah YEAH
Dammit - you make drawing look so easy

Will you be coming to the lahndan bash? Emvee will be there. You can give him a hug
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:07, archived)
# Unlikely.
I'm best man at a wedding pretty close to that date.
I'll be spending the weeks leading up to it trying to ensure that a Groom doesn't get himself killed/poisoned/shorn.

Edit: DAWWWWWW! I'm gonna miss my biggest fan?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:12, archived)
# *sobs uncontrollably*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:33, archived)
# It's nice to see some construction lines,
I thought you could just effortlessly generate perfectly-formed furriness :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:18, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:25, archived)
# \o/
*closes photoshop*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:27, archived)
# *high fives*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:28, archived)
# Why is his cock coming out of his stomach?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:33, archived)
# "I'll be down in a minute love, I'm just petting the chestburster"
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:45, archived)
# Have you seen the ears on that woman!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 17:01, archived)
# WAY too big
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:33, archived)
# Whoa! He should be shagging horses, not cats
with an appendage like that!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:34, archived)
# Or tubas.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:35, archived)
# The joy of (not) sex
Is there anything more ironically fun?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:29, archived)
# Boing!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 17:15, archived)
# HERE IS THE MAN, for children aged 3 and up.
Here is the man. Say hello to the man.
The man is laying on the bed.
The man is next to the cat.
The man wants to insert his penis into the cat.

Can you spot what is wrong with these sentences?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:06, archived)
# Is it that it's a cat not a penguin?
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:07, archived)
#
Edit edit: The Stuj is next to the penguin :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:09, archived)
# :D O<
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:18, archived)
# IT'S A PENGUIN DRIMBLE!
IT'S CLEARLY A PENGUIN. ANYONE CAN SEE IT'S A PENGUIN.
It's plainly NOT a duck. Why would I want to have sex with a duck? Do you think I'm some sort of SICKO?
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:57, archived)
# oh I thought it was a robot
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:14, archived)
# She's a squirrel!
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:07, archived)
# Yes.
#2 should read:
The man is lying on the bed.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:15, archived)
#
Surely:
The man is telling lies on the bed.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:32, archived)
# "Time for spluff," said Zebbedy
Also I see you escaped from the back of Moggy's truck
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:45, archived)
# Zebedee
jesus wept
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:45, archived)
# are they german?
ze beddy?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:46, archived)
# It would seem that way
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:47, archived)
# sploof
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:57, archived)
# Arf
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:58, archived)
# I've seen things like this before
and they don't end well.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:45, archived)
# Yiff porn cartoons?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:02, archived)
# Yes.
It's all fun for a while, then the inevitable haulage contractor from Cirencester turns up and suddenly you're sleeping in the attic with only a bread-knife for protection and empty cider cans to piss in. It's a slippery slope.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:10, archived)
# What pictures are in the frames on the wall?
If this was the Beano, you'd have to draw them in, you know.

Edit: 207.44.242.20/board/10716446
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:57, archived)
# "White cat in snow"
and "Polar bear goes skiing"
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:00, archived)
# anaemic bukkake party
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:01, archived)
# "Albino with his eyes closed"
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:02, archived)
# It's just the frames.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:06, archived)
# What?
Who hangs empty frames on the wall? Apart from creepy minimalist types that can't stand 'clutter'.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:14, archived)
# He lives with a cat, a penguin, a squirrel and there's a legion of shadow creatures in the cellar.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:17, archived)
# I'm going to go with Bourbon Fox's reply below.
Framed prints of Squirrels with Tits by Boris Vallejo and Chris Achilleos.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:19, archived)
# Animals have a very limited opinion on art
and will happily settle for any post-modern crap.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:20, archived)
# Ikea saves the day.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:26, archived)
# I'm just glad they were seen as photo frames.
Rather than "hastily draw scribbles added to fill up dead panel space".
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:28, archived)
# the shadow fall.
(rpx, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 23:25, archived)
# Squirrels with tits, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:17, archived)
# I bet it's something by Tunde Aragundade
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:08, archived)
# *closes Google*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:28, archived)
# Tiem for bed
bed beer
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:27, archived)
# Are her ears getting longer?
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 23:28, archived)
# HEY PACHUCO
www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4XHcZR0cjY
(rpx, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 2:32, archived)

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