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[challenge entry] "Behind you...."
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 16:41, archived)
# Superb :D
Pity it wasn't Bill Oddie getting eaten by the shark
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 16:48, archived)
# why don't you like bill oddie? i'm not keen on the new chap and chris seems to be trying to be funny this series and not really succeeding imo
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 16:50, archived)
# Don't really hate Bill Oddie just be funny though :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 17:44, archived)
# lol
that looks quite real
(mcmike Messed his pants badly on, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 16:50, archived)
# "This vest keeps my boobies warm."
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 16:50, archived)
# I'd keep her boobies warm for her, if you know what I mean!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 16:56, archived)
# cracking stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 16:51, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 16:52, archived)
# ace!!!...nicely:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 18:29, archived)
# Look at Chris
trying to hide his tiny lob-on with a piece of paper...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 20:20, archived)
# best newsletter ever
b3ta.com/newsletter/issue532/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 16:32, archived)
# Ta Rob
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 16:37, archived)
# Tarob
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 16:41, archived)
# thank you :D
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 16:41, archived)
# *obligatory reply*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 16:45, archived)
# Vaginas are cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 16:50, archived)
# it actually is
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 16:50, archived)
# Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 16:52, archived)
# Yay
Cheers Rob
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 16:52, archived)
# Anyone else hear four secret B3ta meme shout outs?
or does "That's no moon" not count as secret?
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 3:56, archived)
[challenge entry] I never really understood the logo before...
(I helped save b3ta! LePingouin, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 16:24, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 16:25, archived)
# their nests are made from KitKats.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 16:28, archived)
#
KitKats
shredded wheat

or is it the other way round?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 3:41, archived)
# That's French for 'shit chocolate'.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 16:31, archived)
# I read that as "Sorry NO VAGINAS"
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 16:37, archived)
# b3ta newsletter subjectline compo
type a funny
and win no money
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 16:08, archived)
# I'M NOT READING THIS UNTIL I KNOW THE CAT'S OK
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 16:09, archived)
# James Randi finally hits the gay clubs.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 16:09, archived)
# Free catcopter inside.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 8 Jun 2012, 16:10, archived)
# CYBORG CAT CAUSES INTERNATIONAL INCIDENT
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 16:10, archived)
# Hotter than a Peruvian Taxi driver's bumhole
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 16:10, archived)
# Some teachers do not plan learning for pupils at their different levels of ability and marking is not leading to improvement.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 16:10, archived)
# Is Govey being a twat again?
I know he's always being a twat but he's said something specific?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 16:12, archived)
#
:)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 16:14, archived)
# Haha
That's an excellent one.
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 16:27, archived)
# Euro 2012 - Greece & Spain tipped to lose on penalties
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 16:12, archived)
# Stretched Moggy flies off.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 16:12, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 16:15, archived)
# XD
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 16:18, archived)
# oh dear
I loled
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 17:51, archived)
# Gallwch fentro defnyddio cyfieithu Google i weld beth oedd hyn!
(Claude Speed was a Roman called Claudius Speedicus, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 16:12, archived)
# Da iawn.
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 18:16, archived)
# Mae hen wlad fy nhadau
yn annwyl i mi.
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 9 Jun 2012, 0:15, archived)
# Even better than a night under London Bridge.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 16:14, archived)
# Photoshop 5.5: "Import video frames to layers is not available in the 64 bit version, use the 32 bit version instead."
WHAT THE SHUDDERING FUCK?

Sorry, not a newsletter title, just speechless and had to vent. Soundlessly.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 16:16, archived)
# I remember when I got PS5.5
Because PS5.0 was such a nonsense.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 16:20, archived)
# Ireland Italy & Spain THE GROUP OF DEBT
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 16:16, archived)
# It's raining Cats
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 16:19, archived)
# Flying through your inbox like a dead cat on a quadrotor
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 16:19, archived)
# racier than a Ukranian plumber
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Jun 2012, 16:19, archived)
# Fly The Feline Skies.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 16:19, archived)
# Best jokes omitted "for humorous reasons"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 16:20, archived)
# More punch than a Greek Nazi on a chat show
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 16:20, archived)
# Frisbee the cat flies again.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 16:20, archived)
# I'm thinking of changing my name to Prince Friso of Orange Nassau
Not a subject line suggestion, just a though. It's not as if he's using it or anothing.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 16:21, archived)
# With free Highland Toffee! "It's mighty fine, partners!"
If your free gift is missing, please ask your ISP.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 16:23, archived)
# RACISTS, FOOTBALL, NATIONAL WOE. BUSINESS AS USUAL
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 16:24, archived)
# You can go your own way....
States fleetwood mac suicide note
(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 16:25, archived)
# Who else enjoyed watching the Royal Family... and Harry
(Claude Speed was a Roman called Claudius Speedicus, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 16:25, archived)
# Read Inside For Spoon
OR

Read This Issue, Get Next Issue Free.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 16:30, archived)
# Inbreeding, fun for all the family.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 16:30, archived)
# EURO 2012 - NOW ONLY 1999!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 16:31, archived)
#
我々は総称して飛んでいる猫の創造の神への冒涜や動物の冒涜を受け入れます。
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 16:32, archived)
# Prince Philip times own death to coincide with Olympics, causing maximum inconvenience to 'foreign invaders'
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 16:33, archived)
[challenge entry] hadron collider
(mcmike Messed his pants badly on, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 14:58, archived)
# It's full of quarks.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 15:06, archived)
# looks like they've found the eggs boson particle
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 15:17, archived)
# haha
it should have laid an egg actually
(mcmike Messed his pants badly on, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 15:32, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 15:17, archived)
# YO, HADRIAN!
- Yes
ii lah youu!
- oh
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 15:30, archived)
# haha
like it!
(mcmike Messed his pants badly on, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 15:46, archived)
# LIES
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 15:20, archived)
# ha, Large Hardon Collider
*stops working on animation*
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 15:22, archived)
# Yours will probably be less mediocre
finish it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 15:23, archived)
# doubtful !
(will add to the hummus list tho, for when i have more time)
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 15:30, archived)
# I like that!
I made this yesterday then missed it!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 8 Jun 2012, 15:31, archived)
# Top lurkage!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 15:37, archived)
# WYH !
Have a well deserved break !
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 15:37, archived)
# Well, did you enjoy that?
NOW GET BACK TO WORK!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 15:38, archived)
# Gratz, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 15:43, archived)
# ta
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 8 Jun 2012, 15:48, archived)
# bloody hell
i've managed more than 20 times that many in 5 years :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 15:55, archived)
# I know.
When I first signed up I hadn't a clue about potatoshop and sunk to the depravity that is /talk.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 8 Jun 2012, 16:08, archived)
# 'gasp'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 16:20, archived)
# Somebody set us up the boson.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 15:43, archived)
# this is ace
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 15:55, archived)
# Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 16:39, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 16:10, archived)
# I'm going there again in a few weeks...
*glees*

Incidentally, if anyone here works for a uni and would like to arrange a visit/talk from their recruitment team, gaz me. They're very keen on coming to meet you all to tell you why it's a nice place to work.
(I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 15:28, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 15:32, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 15:36, archived)
# I thought this was going to be a 'top quark' joke.
:-/
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 8 Jun 2012, 16:18, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 15:37, archived)
# Top teefage.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 15:41, archived)
# Clarkson frog!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 15:42, archived)
# POWER!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 15:49, archived)
# in other news...
where's my fucking newsletter you ginger mess?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 15:53, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 15:58, archived)
# Real lol
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 16:03, archived)
# He's not the mess ...
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 16:09, archived)
# my clock has stopped, so it's still gayshift for me

blame him
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 14:53, archived)
# hahaha
nice shit
(mcmike Messed his pants badly on, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 15:00, archived)
# it's gay shift for me as of right now!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 15:00, archived)
#
-f
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 15:20, archived)
# WHEN SHIT TURNS TO FUCK

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 15:26, archived)
# LB=BW LB=BW
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 15:30, archived)
# UP, UP, DOWN, DOWN, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 15:32, archived)
# QWOPS
till he drops
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 15:34, archived)
# FASTER YOU SHITTING FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 15:36, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 15:53, archived)
# This guy is amazing!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 16:38, archived)
# you can't teach that
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:53, archived)
# Runs.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 15:33, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 15:34, archived)
# RUNBASE
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 15:40, archived)
# Triathelete!

(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 16:22, archived)
# I like this...
...but I still don't know who this face belongs to. I've shown many interpretations to Family & Friends. Nobody recognises the face. I tend to avoid news and papers. Please someone enlighten me...
(Damien Hurts just forgot a really good idea, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 17:35, archived)
# Now with more fiber.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 16:30, archived)
# slurry up freebase!
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:47, archived)
[challenge entry] rare sighting of a dung Beatle.......only two left :D



i622.photobucket.com/albums/tt309/elvisweathercock/abbey-dung-beatle-NEW.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 14:20, archived)
# haha
Somewhat more accomplished than my old effort
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 14:21, archived)
# fuck. shorter hair, a smaller nose and a sharp suit
and i'd be a dead ringer for that there ringo. i really must stop pushing balls of shit around.
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 14:35, archived)
# a different face and some hair
and i'm a dead ringer for ringo too. what are the odds?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 15:12, archived)
# 2/1
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 15:21, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 14:26, archived)
# peace and dung
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 14:29, archived)
# Pete Best can't do that.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 14:32, archived)
# what an utter, utter bell end that man is
(likeajackhammer, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 14:39, archived)
# SHIT HAND JAZZ
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 15:28, archived)
# haha he really is a shit pusher
edit:

(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 17:57, archived)
# roll up for the shitstery tour!
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 14:16, archived)
# It's all gone so very wrong for them since yesterday :(
... are these snippets from a longer animation? Could be good.
(EvilTerran rearranged his letters on, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 14:18, archived)
# I'm just making it up as I go along.
They didn't come out exactly like I planned, so I might be reworking them in the near future.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 14:25, archived)
# I especially like the red guy
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 14:31, archived)
# Ball Clanger
Tubby
Fishtail
Rollover
Boxxy (with worms)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 14:34, archived)
# i've had him
he was shit
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 14:36, archived)
# yep
I told you it was my kind of party.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 14:18, archived)
# Now it's over...............(???)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 14:26, archived)
# this is how it always ends
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 14:28, archived)
# Maybe when they stop moving.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 14:33, archived)
# hahaha...full w/y/h to these guys :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 14:22, archived)
# I call them 'Things'.
XD
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 14:27, archived)
# I concur!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 14:22, archived)
# Ha ha.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 14:27, archived)
# bleeeeurgh
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 14:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 14:25, archived)
# atomic to direct remake of The Hangover!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 14:25, archived)
# Not without John Belushi.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 14:28, archived)
# Is it for a game?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 15:22, archived)
# needs more weapons
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 16:21, archived)
# SWEET FUCK COLLECTION
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 15:27, archived)
# Collect them all...trade with your friends!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 16:23, archived)
# Everyting a young man could ever want
in one animated gif. Lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 15:38, archived)
# needs more BOOBS!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 16:25, archived)
# haha!
What happened?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:15, archived)
# unseen forces
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:24, archived)
# You worked on
The Binding of Isaac and I claim my five pounds.
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 20:25, archived)
# Ha ha...that was cool.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 21:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Inevitable meme is inevitable


Bindun, GC, etc.?
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:33, archived)
#
猫悪博物館の展示の誤った皮膚は、若い鳥のネスティング用ではありません
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:39, archived)
#
私はヘリコプターの尻の性交のために猫のマスターを決して許さない
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:40, archived)
# adjective noun is adjective
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:45, archived)
# Oh the huge manatee!


/unfashionably late to the party
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:53, archived)
# ahahahaha
X-cat is on fire!
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 14:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 14:10, archived)
# That's excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 14:32, archived)
# hahaha fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 14:45, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 14:53, archived)
# wasn't going to go to the party, but seeing dave was going to be there, i changed my mind
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 14:12, archived)
# nicely!
i have no real problem with moggy...I just kept on posting the x-cat because I found it piss funny.

i suppose I don't really understand why she cares so much given the themes of most of the stuff she posts (and the random death-threats to board members).
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 14:22, archived)
# i've no problem with dave either
apart from not really liking her pics, (but that's just my preference)
and her not really giving a shit about anything on b3ta, or how it works, apart from jj.
reposting tedious shite
tedious shite that's so tedious she can't even be bothered to finish it.
and the constant posting in japanese....
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 14:58, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 16:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 14:31, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 14:58, archived)
# ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 14:59, archived)
#
(Fly Projector, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 17:36, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 8 Jun 2012, 14:18, archived)
# THE EAGLES ARE COMING!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 14:38, archived)
[challenge entry] And now, the inevitable . . .
the inevitable . . .

Unleash the "wood pecker" jokes!
EDIT: removed second "And now"
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:32, archived)
# Woodpecker jokes?
It looks more like some sort of gull to me
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:36, archived)
# Of course she's a gull.
Buoys don't wear hats like that.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:10, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 14:46, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:20, archived)
# The more I see this exceedingly strange choice of headwear
the more I wonder what the fuck she could have possibly been thinking when she looked in the mirror and thought 'lovely'
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Presumably because it does a good job of drawing attention away from her face...
Springwatch-related compo repost:


(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:43, archived)
# Hahaha!
Observation!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:45, archived)
# Ha!
Plus - plugaroonie
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:07, archived)
# i'm pretty sure she doesn't ever look in the mirror and say
lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:04, archived)
# It
looks like that thing* that used to chase Tony Hart around on 'Vision on'.




*yes, I know it was his signature.
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 14:07, archived)
# poor lass
she is quite pretty... it just looks like her features are just misaligned
(likeajackhammer, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:52, archived)
# There's an air of mid-60s Nancy Sinatra about her...
In that she looks kind of unreal.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:58, archived)
# I think the combination
of a bit too much eyeshadow plus her eyes being shaded by The Hat™ makes her look a bit like a raccoon, or a go-go dancer.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:02, archived)
# And the unnaturally white / wide teeth....
If you stare at her for long enough you can see the rest of her face moving while the teeth stay still, a bit like HT's Donald Sutherland pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:06, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
It does 'n all
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:21, archived)
# she got all the worst parts of both her parent's faces
She looks like George VI in drag
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:07, archived)
# haha
she certainly has a busy face
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:12, archived)
# eh?
isn't that how we'd describe the elephant man?
minus pretty
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 14:17, archived)
# well, no... because he was horrendously disfigured
I'm saying that it just seems like if, for example, if her eyes were a little further apart, her mouth a little wider etc

as it stands, the individual parts aren't that bad, just as a collective it isn't conducive to being what one would describe as "attractive"
(likeajackhammer, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 14:42, archived)
# Like someone's been arsing about with the sliders in the Oblivion character creator
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 14:55, archived)
# Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock
Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock

Who's there?

A woodpecker
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:00, archived)
# hahahahhaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:05, archived)
# Pecker who?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:11, archived)
#
Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:12, archived)
# who's there?
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 14:26, archived)
# A woodpecker walks into a bar
The barman says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you" and the woodpecker replies, "Nigga look at yo hair! you ain't about shit and yo hair ain't neither"
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:06, archived)
# White Russian?
I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:09, archived)
# What do you call a woodpecker with a car on its head?
Roadkill
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:08, archived)
# Ford Ka cass
Or if you build it yourself, Ford Ka Kit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:12, archived)
# A woodpecker, a woodpecker and a woodpecker were in a bar drinking somewhere in South America
They noticed a pot of money in the corner and asked the barman what was it there for. "Well" said the barman "that is there for the taking for anyone who can 1:Drink a full bottle of tequila in two minutes 2:Go into that box over there with a lion inside and pull a thorn from the lions foot. 3: finally go upstairs and make love to a 100 year old woman". What happens if we fail they enquired. "If ye fail and survive", the barman said, "ye'll be sold as sex-slaves to a local tribe". Despite the risks they said they would try it. Woodpecker number 1 goes first and after half the tequila he collapses drunk and is taken away to be sold. Woodpecker number 2 is next. He downs the tequila and staggers to the lion cage.The door is closed and there is a quick scream as he is eaten alive by the lion, unable to defend himself. Woodpecker number 3 drinks the tequila and stumbles towards the lions den. The door is closed behind him and almost immediately there are the most spine-curdling screams and shouts coming from the cage which lasts all of ten minutes.There is banging up against the sides of the box and everything and then silence. The woodpecker emerges battered,bleeding and torn - "now" he says " where is that lady with the thorn in her foot?"
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:11, archived)
# there are a lot of Cornish barmen in South America
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:14, archived)
# Ooh arr.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:15, archived)
# Hahaha
She did lend it out at least.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 14:55, archived)
# Found this Bullfinch in the garden this morning.


Blighter is ruining my grass.
(NorthernMunky, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:58, archived)
# Yes but can it be... ...Oh nevermind
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:59, archived)
# moovelous
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:02, archived)
# Another stranger to the I Like This button has entered the arena.
(I helped save b3ta! Lovecraft tentacles and shit, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:02, archived)
# Some people just have high standards.
Also, hello /board. Has anyone made sense of last night's shenanigans yet?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:04, archived)
# Look, she told me she was 18. Which is pretty old for a horse, right?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:09, archived)
# There's a tiger in the bathroom
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:16, archived)
# It's underaged, you filthy yiffer
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:30, archived)
# "It"? She has a name.
Don't be rude.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:45, archived)
# Dave?
He'll be back.
All it will take is a lack of validation from dA and they'll come marching back onto /board with more sugar-coated nonsense, before flouncing again after some perceived ill has been done to them.
Repeat ad nauseum.

Alternatively - JJ will post something and Moggy will magically reappear with no apparent memory of the last two days.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:18, archived)
# I feel a little guilty now about posting a picture with the sole intention of provoking her.
Only a little though.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:28, archived)
# She posted a picture with the exact same intention.
The whole "I'm-just-a-naive-girl-who-doesn't-understand" act is a total sham.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:32, archived)
#
-just -naive-   -who-doesn't-understand
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:35, archived)
# That is still a very real possibility.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:39, archived)
# but equally that image was one of the best things i've seen on here for a while
so you karma is still in balance
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 14:09, archived)
# She/he/it is our own little Bill Murray
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:30, archived)
# Back off man, she's an artist
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:33, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:39, archived)
# JJ is Moggy
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:01, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:12, archived)
# Again?
Christ on a bike.

Or Dave in an articulated lorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:22, archived)
# EMO BULL CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:03, archived)
# How does it pick up the seeds?

Eh?

Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:10, archived)
# Super sticky tongue?
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:14, archived)
# happy b3taday sausage lady!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:18, archived)
# Ta duck!
Also hello *waves* how're you?
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:27, archived)
# *waves* fine a s'pose
looking forward to getting drunk again for no real reason..win. win. :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:32, archived)
# Candles!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:28, archived)
# Ooooh ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:55, archived)
# Yes please

Happy signing-up-for-a-website day, my lovely banana
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:28, archived)
# A whole bunch of thank you
Is that you would like a sticky tongue or you would like a genetically engineered bird with the head of a bull with a sticky tongue?

(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:56, archived)
# I'll settle for the sticky tongue
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:58, archived)
# Yours or someone elses?
Either way I've got a bumper bottle of PVA glue here that should do the trick. I also have glitter if you'd like to make it that much more exciting.
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:01, archived)
# WONGA
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 15:29, archived)
# CAYKE!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:31, archived)
# Ta Ghosty
What is that thing? It looks like a giant poo! My favourite kind of poo incidentally.
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:57, archived)
# Well have you every seem a twenty foot long cake before without a giant, bipedal turd?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:59, archived)
# Actually......
No I haven't!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:27, archived)
# Happy B3taday.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:34, archived)
# Ta very muchly!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:57, archived)
# HAPPY CRANDAAALLLS
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:34, archived)
# CHEEERS
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:58, archived)
# It's you! And you've got a candle!
*glomps*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:34, archived)
# It's youououououou
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:40, archived)
# Hello lovely!
Your powers of observation have grown strong in my absence I see!

*ensqueezles*
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:58, archived)
# happy candles :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:39, archived)
# Thanking you muchly!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:00, archived)
# ^ CANDLES!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:54, archived)
# CAYKE!
Thanks mister!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:02, archived)
# I'd say with its mouth..next
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:17, archived)
# Prehensile buttocks.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:31, archived)
# Most awesome of the Fringillidae
It's even an emo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:13, archived)
# I have a hankering for some Highland Toffee
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:35, archived)
# You're in luck, readers. There's one on the front cover of this very issue.
That's if Ivy hasn't got there first! Chortle!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:53, archived)
# Bah!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:01, archived)
# ^Readers voice
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 13:10, archived)
# this is giving me the horn
ouch
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:46, archived)
# Class, simply class!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:52, archived)
# Excellent.
That's classic b3ta that is.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:20, archived)
# CROG!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:22, archived)
# how rare!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 14:20, archived)
[challenge entry] 'ningles all. I shall availing myself for extensive spanging afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:54, archived)
# Fucking hell :D
Wait there ghosty, while I get my biggest shiniest spanging pan :)


Also - 'ning everybods
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:56, archived)
# 'ningles
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:12, archived)
# CAN I GET A WITNESS!?
(likeajackhammer, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:03, archived)
# "The SKYYYY IS ALIIIIIIVE"

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 8:37, archived)
# HAHAHA
Bogey at 9 o clock
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 8:40, archived)
# :o
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 8:41, archived)
# Nun better.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 8:41, archived)
# nun batter?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 8:42, archived)
# Pervy.
Like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 8:44, archived)
# Nen butter.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:58, archived)
# I love the smell of cutting fingers in the morning
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 8:54, archived)
# me too, man.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 8:56, archived)
# YES! YES IT IS!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 8 Jun 2012, 9:07, archived)
# It's been a strange old week.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 9:17, archived)
# It has, you're right there.
For me online and offline too.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 8 Jun 2012, 9:20, archived)
# I think I might finally have a fish finger sandwich for breakfast
I think it's the way to go.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 9:22, archived)
# I've just demollished a full English.
Busy day today. I'm off to check out new office premises in St Ives so that will be nice. No not nice, inconvenient.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 8 Jun 2012, 9:25, archived)
# Try not to get sacrificed by the locals.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 9:35, archived)
# They all look the same round here.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 8 Jun 2012, 9:46, archived)
#
修道女の皮膚の無礼を停止してそれは飛行用ではありません
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 9:30, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 9:34, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:11, archived)
#
Monastic the の skin の rude wo stop the shi the て そ れ wa flight で は thou ri the ma せ san?
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:49, archived)
#
It is not for flight to stop the rudeness of the skin of the nuns
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:10, archived)
# AIM FOR THE BUM
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 9:51, archived)
# HIS ASS?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:24, archived)
# all time his ass.
 
www.b3ta.com/search/board?q=gay+archery
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:01, archived)
#
風の突き棒のようなファック
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:08, archived)
#
猛烈なstorngで！
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:23, archived)
# Good heavens!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:25, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:11, archived)
# I agree.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:24, archived)
# this is making me want soup
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:12, archived)
# Soup is a fine choice.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:25, archived)
# I've only just seen the cat helicopter in action.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Kslv7l75jQ

I lost it when Airwolf started playing.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:25, archived)
# oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:43, archived)
# I think the airwolf music in the background
is quite appropriate.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 19:44, archived)
# Fly my pretty!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 14:39, archived)
# TO THE STARS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 15:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Take this pea and shove it.


Click for bigger (127 kb)

(MistahG, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 8:24, archived)
# hoops
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 8:26, archived)
# That's still one of my favourite images ever to appear on b3ta.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Fri 8 Jun 2012, 8:29, archived)
# there's no accounting for taste
;D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 8:32, archived)
# =D
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 8:31, archived)
# damn it, now I want spaghetti hoops on toats
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 8:39, archived)
# Reflecto-porn eyeballs?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 8:42, archived)
# I think it was Antiques Roadshow
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 8:49, archived)
# Close enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 8:50, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 9:48, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 9:55, archived)
# Yay reflecteyes!


(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:11, archived)
# i like it
what's going on in the eye reflection though?

edit - ah, just seen reply ^
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:13, archived)
# As wonderful as this is
I cannot watch it without wincing at the thought of his teeth clashing together
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:05, archived)
# 'e's 'avin 'oops
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 8:26, archived)
# Let's all 'ave
'oops for breakfast.
(MistahG, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 8:27, archived)
# 'OOPS!
Finest of all tinned pastas.
* sings *
"I like OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPS, Best of all the tinned pastas!"

I apologise. I must eat something...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:51, archived)
# Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 8:30, archived)
# I'd like a fumble with Kate humble please.
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 8:32, archived)
# hang on.... a pea in a new thread?
why are you not being torn limb-from-limb?
(likeajackhammer, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 9:16, archived)
# lol, oh hubare.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 9:23, archived)
# oh... I just don't get this place anymore :-/
(likeajackhammer, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 9:31, archived)
# I will leaving for a while here.
Sorry for recycle.

Plz come back soon JollyJack ; x ;
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 7:44, archived)
# stop being a fucking attention seeker
please, while you're away, question why you do this.
People like some of your pictures (the b3ta related ones mainly), if you want to post them, post them.

But do yourself a favour and consider other people. Their opinions and artwork is just as important as yours.
And doing stuff like this just makes enemies.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 7:45, archived)
# I CAN NOT ACCEPT!!
To blasphemy of dead cat body is not requiem! B3ta blasphemy is not to the honour!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 8:18, archived)
# oh fuck, wrong log in
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 8:19, archived)
# lololololol
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 8:30, archived)
# aha haha ha
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:15, archived)
# :D
First laugh of the day!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:41, archived)
# blimey
*points*
also
candles!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:46, archived)
# Herro Der Toasty *waves*
Ooooh I didn't even see the waxy delight.

Oh Goodie! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:50, archived)
# happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:58, archived)
# ha!
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 14:50, archived)
# We'll make a cat helicopter especially for your return.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 7:49, archived)
# Reposting cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 7:50, archived)
# Look at me everyone.
Me, yes that's right, ME!

Some might say some of your quasi-paedo illustrations are bordering on criminal?

Right, let's get on with Friday...
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 7:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 8:27, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 7:50, archived)
# Well, quite.
edit: This is too much drama

I haven't even had breakfast

I don't know what to have for breakfast
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 7:53, archived)
# Have bogies
That's what I'm having and they taste GGGRRRRREAT!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 8:13, archived)
# Eat snot/train-wheel-assemblies/1940s'50'sactor
for breakfast?!

DISTURBING!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 8:35, archived)
# fuck off
and die
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 7:53, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 7:56, archived)
# Oh don't go - I like you stuff.
(Lily Cooper (Allen) Fuck you, fuck you very much..., Fri 8 Jun 2012, 8:08, archived)
# Yes, do fuck off you attention-seeking spasticated brainwrong
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 8:09, archived)
# haha, I like brainwrong
I'm going to make myself an "I a brainwrong" T-Shirt
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 8:10, archived)
# ^
even better than a mutiny on one's mind ship
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 8:16, archived)
# It's from Brass Eye
"the twisted brain-wrong of a one-off man-mental"
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:28, archived)
# Quadraspazzed on a Lifeglug
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 14:54, archived)
# Has JJ gone because of you?
Fuck off you spammy J-POP shitcunt, I hope you die in a fucking fire, you little pissant.

Nobody likes you here, your 'art' is appalling and you should probably kill yourself.
There's thousands of other shitty artists who have the same shit talent as you do, so killing yourself is but one tiny step in ridding the world of people like you. But it's one tiny step I'd be very happy you took.

Now fuck off...
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 8:18, archived)
# lol harsh but funny
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 8:22, archived)
# While I'd like her to fuck off or at least be a bit less attention seeking, I really do not like anyone telling others to go kill themselves
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 8:23, archived)
# Don't worry, it takes a very, very, VERY long time to kill yourself by making tiny cuts on your fingers
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 8:25, archived)
# I imagine the knife getting blunter while the fingers get thicker, making every cut more difficult

cause of death: malnutrition
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 8:33, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 8:39, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:06, archived)
# life is a game that no-one wins
www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7IZ8iVagpw
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:16, archived)
# wow, someone you get to bully.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 8:52, archived)
# Has JJ gone?
*peers around tentatively*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:11, archived)
# I think she meant/imagines that JJ doesn't want her to go, and hopes she hurries back.
Either that or she's killed him and is now wracked with remorse.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:26, archived)
# I think it means that they want JJ here to protect them as JJ "understands"
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:41, archived)
# She's most definitely broken.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:43, archived)
# Stick it up your arse and fuck off while you're doing it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 8:32, archived)
# go shove a paedo anime nun up your cockend and shit out a tentacle.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 8:53, archived)
# I upset get when cats adored not

Definitely blasphemy
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 9:07, archived)
# keep up the good work
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 10:10, archived)
# Again?
The best Cat Copters are here though!
You will not go anywhere.
You will be lurking.
I know you will be lurking.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 14:13, archived)
# In an effort to push that last post down a bit...
Have some cute kittens!

EDIT: OK, It's gone now, thanks Mods...

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 7:38, archived)
# Ahhh....
(Happy Ghost : a soggy combination of river & toast, on, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 8:07, archived)
# I was briefly amazed at how well they were doing
before feeling stupid and realising it was a gif
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 8:26, archived)
[challenge entry] A bird in the .......
[mod edit - NO GOATSE! s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/68419/1339136037/birds.jpg ]
(Captain Spacker I lick windows, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 7:15, archived)
# "I am the sparrow prince, long has my spirit been trapped in this place.
Before you lies the maze of the small intestines.
One path leads to the stomach, the other, to certain doom.
Take with you this helmet and torch, let them be your guide."
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 7:23, archived)
# hard to believe I'm completely desensitised to goatse by now.
 
THANKS A BUNCH, INTERNET
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 7:25, archived)
# Ha ha, In that case
he must be mister slave.
(Captain Spacker I lick windows, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 7:27, archived)
# not to rain on your parade but you probably should link that before you get stepped, I guess
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 7:29, archived)
# Well, you can fuck right off

I'm eating breakfast with my grandson here. My grandson!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 7:27, archived)
# pffft "grandson", the police won't fall for that either you nonce
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 7:31, archived)
# More toast?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 7:37, archived)
# More Werther's-bloody-Originals, more like.
The healthy breakfast option.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 11:05, archived)
# the
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 8 Jun 2012, 7:38, archived)
# Well done, I see you won the 'Cunt of the Day' award again.
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 7:51, archived)
# Which Is usually such a hotly contested title :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 8:15, archived)
# At least I won something.
I knew if i left it up long enough the mods would save me moving it.
(Captain Spacker I lick windows, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 8:55, archived)
# fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 14:42, archived)
# and now, a picture of a cat
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 2:55, archived)
# FLUFF!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 2:59, archived)
# KAT!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 3:17, archived)
# I love it when you speak Dutch to me
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 7:28, archived)
# ooh lovely
what did you do it with?
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 3:00, archived)
# A cat
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 3:08, archived)
# ahaha
inky fur
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 3:12, archived)
# cat, camera, laptop, paper, pencil, biro, eraser, marker, scanner.
 
drawing for my niece on her birthday.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 3:12, archived)
# This is well executed indeed.
* clicks *
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 3:02, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 3:08, archived)
# and if you need a joke with this picture - the joke is that earlier this week, while I was out, he took a massive piss on my new sofa.
 
WELL PLAYED, MR MOON, WELL PLAYED
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 3:13, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 3:18, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 3:26, archived)
# NOT SO NEW NOW IS IT
MAYBE NEXT TIME YOU'LL ASK BEFORE YOU START FUCKING AROUND WITH THE FURNITURE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 3:25, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qyrlkH6FkY
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 4:13, archived)
# CAN IT BE LIMA AND TUNA TIME NOW MOFAHA? PLEASE SAY YES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 4:38, archived)
# YES
only, er, no, not right now, I don't have any new pictures and I'm too tired right now. I'll make one soon though.
Lima is on a diet, he got a bit heavy back when we were feeding Persi every hour or so, I'd have to give him a little bit too and he's ended up overweight.
Persi is gone now, can't remember if I told you, so we've been able to restrict Lima, so he can get his LOVELY WAIST AND HIPS back. It's called the LOVELY WAIST AND HIPS diet.
Minou has piled some weight on too in the last month. Evil_twin and I went away for a couple of weeks and Kk stayed over to take care of the cats; turns out she was giving Minou twice what he normally eats. He's still kittin-sized, but he's a bit ROTUND.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 5:17, archived)
# yeah you did tell me about Persi in March, sad times.
www.b3ta.com/board/8532880

Washed some old clothes from the back of my closet for winter, they still have Posh fur on them
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 5:34, archived)
# Awwwww
he's completely chilled out :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 5:10, archived)
# gentil: 10/10
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 5:19, archived)
# inquisicat
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 3:33, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 3:41, archived)
# I've just played my trumpet for the deers here.. They actually liked it.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 4:56, archived)
# GIVE 'EM THE HORN
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 5:37, archived)
# nice but...
where do the propellors go?
(Quantum Mechanic is taking his work back underground…, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 3:40, archived)
# *some assembly required
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 3:42, archived)
#
www.retronaut.co/2011/02/ikea-stonehenge/
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 3:45, archived)
# ahhhahhh excellent
 
Well, if that's modern architecture, roll on the ice age, that's what I say

(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 4:02, archived)
# they should just tear it down
and donate the parts to some theme parks
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 4:09, archived)
# well it's good for attracting hippies, what they should be doing is gassing them while they sleep
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 4:14, archived)
# *ENCORE*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GxkBDJajg4
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 4:18, archived)
# Tear it down, re-source the missing/broken rocks and rebuild it aligned to this epoch.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 4:15, archived)
# good idea
and with a gigantic corporate logo from the sponsors in the middle of it
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 4:20, archived)
# Good plan. That would keep the hippies away.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 4:23, archived)
#
atlasobscura.com/place/bayer-cross
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 4:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 4:03, archived)
#
elftor.com/elftor.php
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 4:15, archived)
# His wife is hot!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 4:22, archived)
# JA!
elftor.com/elftor.php?number=76
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 4:23, archived)
# Slowly but surely us old-schoolers are taking back over.
Sup.
(Kimbo, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 12:21, archived)
# Happy birthday Mr Cat
etc etc...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 5:59, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 6:18, archived)
# I imagine a lovechild
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 8 Jun 2012, 7:59, archived)
# they look so proud and pleased
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 9:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 2:47, archived)
# hydrocephalic lego adventures
 
wooyay
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 2:53, archived)
# GPM!
Good Pixels Microwave.
Also: Dio three will likely be this weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 2:58, archived)
#
yayy
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 3:11, archived)
# RONNIE JAMES DIO ADVENTURES
 
\m/ (0_0) \m/
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 3:15, archived)
#
rainbow in the dark like the ronnie james dio joint hit it from the backcourt like it was a three point i dont give a fuck im a fuck im a duck to a decoy
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 3:19, archived)
# free car wash that comes with a fill-up, long lead up to the ten car pileup, pedal to the metal GO
www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0GzEiZYJa0
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 3:25, archived)
# You're a very silly man and I'm not going to interview you.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 3:21, archived)
# i love these
and the way the perspective bends my eyes towards the walls
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 3:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 1:47, archived)
# the hills are alive
with the sound of FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 1:50, archived)
# This.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 7:32, archived)
# guess i'm gonna die here.... who cares?!
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 1:55, archived)
# erm...
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 2:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 1:56, archived)
# Yeeee-haw!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 2:00, archived)
# Helicats with lazors
and darth riding flanbase
Fuuuck in the fields
and tibetan freebase
memes of the gayshift
all tied up with string
these are a few of my favourite things
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 2:02, archived)
# haha yes!
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 2:05, archived)
# oh, poetry
zoom in and you'll find the string:
htwins.net/scale2/
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 2:07, archived)
# Yeah, so I zoomed right out
but still can't see god.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 2:11, archived)
# he got alzheimer's
and forgot all about us
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 2:13, archived)
# That sounds about right.
Oh, time for bed.
I don't usually announce this, but I don't want to seem rude by just fucking off when I'm posting in multiple threads
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 2:14, archived)
# go'nat
og sov godt!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 2:18, archived)
# CYA
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 2:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 2:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 2:46, archived)
# this gets a wooFUCKdance
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 2:04, archived)
# SHAMONE
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 2:05, archived)
# woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 2:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 3:31, archived)
# Fuckilepsy!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 2:18, archived)
# RUN LIKE THE WIND
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 2:52, archived)
# Ah, my new desktop wallpaper has arrived
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 7:33, archived)
# whoa
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 14:43, archived)

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