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# I found this really old...
picture of Trafalgar Square... oh those simpler times...

click for nostalgia gigantica
(I helped save b3ta! Ambiguous, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:49, archived)
# that plane looks... sort of weird...
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:50, archived)
# twas quick and dirty
and thats the first jumbo i found
(I helped save b3ta! Ambiguous, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:51, archived)
# it's nicely shopped, but
it just didn't fit with the rest of the pic, but i s'pose that was your point?
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:53, archived)
# indeed
it was the point!
(I helped save b3ta! Ambiguous, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:56, archived)
# Well
Victorian 747s weren't like modern ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Hoagie, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:51, archived)
# food was
better though.. and you could smoke opium freely in the rear seats
(I helped save b3ta! Ambiguous, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:52, archived)
# and that
were all green fields back then
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:53, archived)
# you'll like this if you havn't seen it
home.wanadoo.nl/annekebroenink/maukie2.swf
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:42, archived)
# That was in the newsletter a while back
issue fifty-something i think
(1, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:42, archived)
# is that guaranteed?
what if i dont like it? can i claim compensation?
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:42, archived)
# yes
up to 100 pounds
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:43, archived)
# is that in cash
or can i claim 100lbs of hula hoops instead?
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:44, archived)
# Houpla hools??
indeed
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:44, archived)
# Seen it?
I had something like that when I was on Windows 3.0
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:43, archived)
# ooOOOOooo!!
; )
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:43, archived)
[challenge entry]
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:41, archived)
# :D
Classic!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:42, archived)
# ha ha - wickedly brilliant
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! anno domini hiatus, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:42, archived)
# Comedy Gold!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:42, archived)
# Give that man a
big hand.
(I helped save b3ta! Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:45, archived)
# Heheheheheh
hehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:46, archived)
# Go ahead,
upstage me. See if I care.



/sobs
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:47, archived)
# Hugs djol*
*In an entirely non-sexual way, of course
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:47, archived)
# Genius
.
(pappa laz, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:51, archived)
# Woo to djol
but hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, Mr Bob
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:54, archived)
# wahoo!
Beadle on holiday
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:54, archived)
# that is superb
and so much better than djol's.
(martian, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 17:04, archived)
# ooh
he's on bbc2 at 6 tonight!
And hello you, I clearly remember meeting you this time!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:41, archived)
# Me too.
Sobriety is the spice of life :)
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:38, archived)
# I like
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:39, archived)
# spooky!
great minds piss alike
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:40, archived)
# blimey
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:41, archived)
# oooh, swish!
can he open cans or bottles?
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:41, archived)
# he can
but uses his powers for evil
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:42, archived)
# how so?
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:43, archived)
# penguin stabbing
and the like
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:46, archived)
# oooooh
that is evil!
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:54, archived)
# yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:56, archived)
# Cool
He's tusking in time to the Tardis mix on the radio...
(I helped save b3ta! monster monster monster monster monster, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:43, archived)
# Gawd bless you Ma'am

She did love to party, mind.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:34, archived)
# very strange indeed
but nice = )
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:42, archived)
# ooo
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:33, archived)
# Does that count as mindpiss?
Two foxy women dancing on a plinth...
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:35, archived)
# more radio stuff
tell us a joke says rob. no swearing rudies though.
(I helped save b3ta! weebl Mashed farts, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:31, archived)
# How do you get a gay man to fuck a woman?
Shit in her cunt!

/mike
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:32, archived)
# Oh, okay.
How does an elephant ask for a bun?
Can I have a bun please! (wave arm about in front of face in imitation of a trunk for maximum comic effect)
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:32, archived)
# that's a great one for radio
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:33, archived)
# you: how many vietnam vets does it take to change a lightbulb
them: i dont know
you: see, YOU WOULDN'T KNOW because YOU WEREN'T THERE
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:34, archived)
# I love
that one!
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:35, archived)
# i lost my shin in nam.
.. daganam
(snitchell, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:35, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:33, archived)
# I took my dog into a pub
and told the barman that my dog was a blacksmith. He didn't believe me so I set fire to the dog's balls and it made a bolt for the door..
(Cousin It, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:45, archived)
# Top 10 Reasons Computers Must Be Straight Males.
10. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.

9. A better model is always just around the corner.

8. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.

7. It is always necessary to have a backup.

6. They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.

5. The best part of having one is the games you can play.

4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

3. The lights are on but nobody's home.

2. Big power surges knock them out for the night.

1. Size does matter.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:33, archived)
# They come in bubble wrap.
oops
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:47, archived)
# Coo!
That's amazing.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:48, archived)
# 2 blondes walk into a bar
you would've thought one of them would've seen it coming....
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:32, archived)
# hello!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:45, archived)
# hello!!! : )
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:51, archived)
# nice tan?
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:52, archived)
# rather : )
pics later - probably :)

good bash?
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:56, archived)
# Q: What is the difference between a dog?
A: One of its legs are both the same
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:32, archived)
# You'll love this.
OK. Why did the chicken cross the road?

oh this is a real good one...

TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

isn't that brilliant?
(1, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:32, archived)
# That joke has made me lose even MORE IQ points.
And I'M retarded.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:34, archived)
# I thought
he wanted to see a man lay a brick - or something...



/repost
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:35, archived)
# erm
whats brown and sticky?

(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:33, archived)
# shit
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:35, archived)
# A...
...stick
(Cousin It, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:35, archived)
# in one
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:37, archived)
# poo
.
(I helped save b3ta! OldWhit, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:35, archived)
# a brownie
/paedo
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:36, archived)
#
Whats E.T short for?

Hes got small legs
(stop looking at my goats you bag of spunk, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:33, archived)
# oh i do like that
(smoglane!, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:44, archived)
# seven men die in a bomb
one of their graves gets trodden on
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:33, archived)
# The only joke I can ever remember...
What's red and stands in a corner?

A naughty strawberry.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:33, archived)
# What's red and cries?
A peeled baby in a bag of salt.
(I helped save b3ta! dirty barry, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:34, archived)
# What's red and sits in the corner?
A baby chewing on't razor blade.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:40, archived)
# What's green and sits in the corner?
The same baby four months later
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:44, archived)
# OHH!!!!!
Eww!!!! Freaking gross!

Oh yeah?

Whats grosser than gross?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:48, archived)
# Urgh!
Please! My joke started out as the embodiment of innocence but seems to have spawned a series of evilnessesess.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:49, archived)
# whats more gross then a pile of dead babies?
a live one eating its way out.
(doktored, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:50, archived)
# what even more gross
baby going back for seconds..
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 17:02, archived)
# Oh yeah???
What's black, white and red and moves around real fast making a "bzzzz" sound?

A: Two nuns in a chainsaw fight
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:47, archived)
# Q. How do you catch a unique rabbit?
A. Unique up on him.


Q. How do you catch a tame rabbit?
Q. tame again.. unique up on him.
(snitchell, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:34, archived)
# what's the difference between Clint Eastwood and Anal Sex
One will make your day, the other will make your whole week!
(I helped save b3ta! OldWhit, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:34, archived)
# A termite walks into a bar
and asks "Is the bartender here?"
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:34, archived)
# ::Applauds::
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:35, archived)
# Three ducks walking across the Garvaghy Road...
The first one turns round and says "Quack".
The second one turns round and says "Quack".
The third one says "Will ya shut the fook oop, Ah can't go any quacker!"

The only Irish joke I can remember...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:35, archived)
# hehehe
my daughter has been telling that joke since she could talk :)
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:37, archived)
# Radio what?
what are you talking about?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:35, archived)
# He's talking about the wireless.
Rob's on it or something. Media whore.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:37, archived)
# slut!
is it on webcast?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:45, archived)
# Fucked if I know.
I'm pisht.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:47, archived)
# you drunkard

i wish i was drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:48, archived)
# i miss the days when we used to yell SLUT! at each other
was very funny = )
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:50, archived)
# why do elephants paint their feet yellow?
so they can hide upside down in pots of custard
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:35, archived)
# How do they hide in cherry trees?
Paint their toenails red.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:37, archived)
# No, they paint their balls red
Q. What's the loudest noise in the jungle?
A. Monkeys eating cherries.
(I helped save b3ta! anno domini hiatus, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:39, archived)
# That wasn't the version in
1001 jokes for kids
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:42, archived)
# No silly, it comes from the
Jim Davidson's book "1001 Crude and crap jokes for a mungledong"
(I helped save b3ta! anno domini hiatus, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:45, archived)
# I had 5001
you must have been a pleb
(I helped save b3ta! dirty barry, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:46, archived)
# I think you'll find that 1001 was the first edition
closely followed by 1001 more jokes for kids.
5001 was some shoddy compilation of old classics.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:49, archived)
# :(
What was 3001 then?
(I helped save b3ta! dirty barry, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:52, archived)
# another book
;)
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:54, archived)
# Yes.
It's like buying albums made by musicians you like and then someone
waving a copy of 'Now That's What I Call Music' at you shouting, "Pleb!"
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:57, archived)
# Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
So they can hide in cherry trees.
(I helped save b3ta! dirty barry, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:37, archived)
# Hahahaha.
Dutchbird's got her cock in your ear.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:41, archived)
# *poke*
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:43, archived)
# Diphallic terata!
How rare!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:44, archived)
# who are you calling a tart?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:50, archived)
# A doctor reaches into his jacket pocket, takes out a thermometer and says:
"Damn, some arsehole has my pen!"
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:36, archived)
# One morning, there is a loud bang on a man's door,
He opens the door to see a snail on the doorstep.
The snail says to him, "Hello."

The man, in disgust, picks it up and drop kicks it over his neighbour's fence.

A month later there is another loud bang at the door. He opens the door to find the snail on his doorstep.

The snail says to him, "What did you do that for?"
(ccc, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:36, archived)
# eh?
and again
Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:37, archived)
# Sorry.
I'm crap at jokes.
(ccc, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:38, archived)
# A month, you see.
That's how long the snail took to come back, you see.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:38, archived)
# oh
FFS!

*feels like a twunt*
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:39, archived)
# Ooh, careful with that joke,
it's an antique.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:40, archived)
# Careful with that reply
It's from Family Guy
(I helped save b3ta! OldWhit, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:41, archived)
# Yay!
Just got season three on dvd. It's ace.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:50, archived)
# Series 2 was
IMO a touch better

da boom is genius
(Pig, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 17:00, archived)
# :D
.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:40, archived)
# jokies
I know a really long one, about a couple of prawns and a cod, but a better one is

A man walks into a bar - ouch
(Mickeh, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:36, archived)
# I'm a prawn again Christian.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:38, archived)
# Dreadful.
isn't it?
(Mickeh, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:40, archived)
# Man goes into a doctors.
Doctor: Whats wrong?
Man: I have a lettuce leaf poking out my bum,.
Doctor: Have you? Blimey, I'd best have a look.

So the man drops his trousers and bends over and sure enough, there's a lettuce leaf peeping out from between his buttocks.

Doctor: Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.
Man: Whats wrong Doctor? Is it Bad?
Doctor: I'm afraid its just the tip of the iceberg.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:37, archived)
# you know.
are they going play do the hustle.
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:38, archived)
# I hope so.
Tell Rob to play The Hustle!

I hope that works.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:41, archived)
# yay!
I saw vulga's hustle animation last night. As I'm not allowed into youreallcunts.. it's tip-top!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:41, archived)
# PLAY THE HUSTLE!!
need to get the entire of london doing the hustle
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:56, archived)
# Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck in my bum.
Oh, I've got some cream for that.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:46, archived)
# What's the difference between a pregnant girlfriend and a lightbulb?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:37, archived)
# Woman walked into a bar and asked for a double entendre.
So the barman gave her one.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:39, archived)
# What's red and invisible?
No tomatoes.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:41, archived)
# My sister's favourite joke of all time.
You could try "what's blue and no longers fits?"

Dead epileptic.
(Pig, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:47, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:50, archived)
# .
why is bird *poo* black and white?
because they *trump* rainbows.

Why did Cher have a tattoo on her *bottom*?
So she knew where to put the motorbike / cannon.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:38, archived)
# what's the biggest drawback in the jungle?
An elephants foreskin
(I helped save b3ta! OldWhit, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:38, archived)
# How do you circumsize a whale?
Use four skin divers.
(Cousin It, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:53, archived)
# Bloke walking down the road with a penguin
Policeman comes up and says 'where are you going with that penguin?'
Bloke 'we're going for a walk'
Copper 'you should take that penguin to the zoo'
Next week, same man walking down the street with same penguin. Copper comes up to him and says 'what are you doing with that penguin, I told you to take it to the zoo'
Bloke 'I did, he LOVED it, we're off to the museum now'
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:40, archived)
# hahahaha
I like that joke!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:51, archived)
# Oooh blimey
just spazzed back for something and saw that comment. Ta very much, one of my faves - and clean too!
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 18:25, archived)
# Two liars, walking down the road
One turns to the other and says "I climbed Mt Everest last night, all the way to the summit"
The other one says "I know, I saw you"
(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:40, archived)
# How many b3tans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
188. 1 to link to a BBC news page about the bulb being out, another 23 to post it again and make it glasscock, someone to make a funny photoshop with the lightbulb, another 105 to jump on the bandwagon, one to make a website dedicated to the bulb, another to make a bad quality flash movie about it, 55 people to donate to the 'buy a lightbulb' cause, and one to actually change the thing.
(1, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:41, archived)
# I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:42, archived)
# you could
always pay for it.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:43, archived)
# Arfette!
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:50, archived)
# Why do elephants have big ears?




Cos Noddy won't pay the ransom
(Cousin It, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:42, archived)
# No
It's because they have a low mass to surface area ratio and need to dissipate heat via the small capillaries that run through its ears which has a large surface area.

So there!
(I helped save b3ta! OldWhit, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:47, archived)
# Shouldn't that be
High mass to surface area ratio or
low surface area to mass ratio
(Cousin It, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:50, archived)
# Nope he was right
Overall, for the body it is good to have low surface area to mass ratio to conserve heat, but to loose heat, which is what the large ears (in the case of the Indian or African elephant trivia fans?) should have high surface area to mass ratio to loose heat.

Hurray for Oldwit
(Pig, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:53, archived)
# What's got 8 legs, and a big black cunt?
The A-Team
(snitchell, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:42, archived)
# William Hague once discribed the Spice Girls as
Three dogs and a black bird.

Or so I heard in a pub quiz.
(Pig, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:49, archived)
# don't be callin me no cunt foo
drink yo milk
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:51, archived)
# What animal has 4 legs and a cunt on it's back?
A police horse
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:53, archived)
# What sound does a Cow with no lips make?
OO

EDIT
There are 4 potatoes on a kitchen side, Mummy potato and 3 baby potatoes. Mummy potato says to baby potato one;
"who do you want to marry when you get older?"
"I think I'll marry a King Edward!" replied baby potato one
"Good choice, most regal, probably loaded too" replied Mother potato. "Baby potato two, what about you?"
"I think I'll marry a Jersey Royal" said baby potato two
"Fabulous." said the mother, "Good pedigree, lovely home. Very loyal husbands. Baby potato three, who would you like to marry?"
"I think I'd like to marry Des Lynam" said baby potato three
"You can't do that!" shoutsa Mother potato; "He's only a common 'tater!"
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:43, archived)
# now
that was funny.
(I helped save b3ta! hanrahan, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:44, archived)
# Dislexics are funie full stop
"A dislexic once walking into a bra."

Apparently.
(Pig, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:44, archived)
# A man goes into a bar
and spots a beautiful blond. He sashays up to her and says "Hi, would you like to hear a joke?"
"Sure," she replies.
"Ok, There's this dumb blond..." he starts, but is interrupted.
"Before you carry on mister, I should warn you that I'm a black belt in karate, and my two friends over there," she says, pointing two two more blonds, "well, one of then is a black belt in ju jitsu and the other is a black belt in tai kwan do. Now, are you sure you want to tell this joke?"
The man ponders this for a seconds, before responding, "Yeah, you're right. I really can't be arsed to explain this joke three times."
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:44, archived)
# Why didthe blonde stare at the bottle of squash?
It said 'concentrate' on the label.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:54, archived)
# I always get this joke wrong, so here's it via the art of copy and paste
young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a small town. He's going through his usual run of stupid blond jokes, when a big blond woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and says:
"I've heard just about enough of your denigrating blond jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does a person's physical attributes have to do with their worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in my community, of reaching my full potential as a person ... because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes but women at large ... all in the name of humor."
Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the blond pipes up,
"You stay out of this. Mister, I'm talking to that little guy on your knee!"


(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:45, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
S'good'un.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:47, archived)
# Why did Cinderella get kicked out of Disneyland?
They caught her sitting on Pinnochio's face screaming "Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie! Tell me the truth! Tell me a lie!"
(Texas Belle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:46, archived)
# BOOOO!!!!!!
And yet, funny...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:51, archived)
# A pirate walks into a bar witha steering wheel down his trousers
The barman asks "why have you got a steering wheel down your trousers?"

The pirate replied "Arrrr it's driving me nuts!"
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:51, archived)
# that was the only one that made me laugh!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:54, archived)
# what did the leper say to the prostitute?
you can keep the tip.

(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:54, archived)
#
I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip
outside my house.' He said 'I'm not stopping you.'
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:55, archived)
# bar jokes
Skeleton walks into a bar and says "I'll have a pint of Guiness and a mop please!"

Piece of string goes into a bar and asks for a pint. Barman says "Here, you're not a piece of string are you? We don't serve them in here you know." Replied the piece of string "I'm afraid not."

/boom boom
(I helped save b3ta! weevilstepmother, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:55, archived)
# ok.

What's white and slimy and found in little boys underpants? Michael
Jackson's hand.

What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe? Roberto.

Jackanory offered Sandy from Holby City a job just before she died. They
were impressed she could do 4 storeys in 5 seconds
(Lambkin, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 17:05, archived)
# Quick Plinth
In mono, and no its not my hand.

(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:28, archived)
# that's a really crappy hand
where are the ginger freckles?

threadjack: the definitions keep coming:
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=b3ta

"B3ta: An interweb way of life where people with no friends can slag off newbies with their own stupid slan in order to make themselves feel smug and self-important."
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:29, archived)
# !
They're hard to do in mono. :(

On a side note, I had to move his fingers about. Lousy "horns" gesture.
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:30, archived)
# wasn't a criticism
just an in-joke, meant to alienate you.

:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:32, archived)
# AHA!
But I knew that, and in playing along, i think you'll find, I win!
BWAHAHAHAH
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:43, archived)
# slan?
fucking n00bs
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:31, archived)
# hehe
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:32, archived)
# hahaha
w00t
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:33, archived)
# not far off the mark then...
are they?
(I helped save b3ta! Ambiguous, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:32, archived)
# Hey!
Coming Soon... www.freewebs.com/comedycrap

Soon to be absolute madness, come see the intro and see if you're interested. If you are send your comments to [email protected] pleeeeeeeeezzz!!!!!!!!
(Noonaa, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:27, archived)
# i don't get it
(1, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:28, archived)
# It's saying
"I'm Spam. Mods please delete me".
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:30, archived)
# oh
now I get it
(1, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:31, archived)
# looks nice but
the flames are awful. There's no content to look at though, is there?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:29, archived)
# i saw something last night which made me think of you
so i took a photo - i will upload later when hugo brings the usb cable home :)
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:31, archived)
# ooh... intriguing...
I'll be out of here forthe weekend at 5, so if I'm not around can you m3ssag3 it to me?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:32, archived)
# it's not that exciting really : )
but yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:33, archived)
# so what you're sayingis:
it looks shite and it's got no content?? :)


A fair indictment I think
(I helped save b3ta! tobypowell Ptarmigan!, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:38, archived)
# That remix of gay bar
on b3ta radio was great!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:29, archived)
# mr dan is a genius
have you heard he remix of tiga - its getting hot in here?
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:30, archived)
# Unfortunately
no
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:35, archived)
# speaking
of crap:
www.joked.com
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:32, archived)
# Coming Soon...
www.IamgoingtospamlotsofpeopleonamessageboardbutwithoutevenhavingfinishedwhatIamspammingabout.com

Soon to be absolute madness, come see the intro and see if you're interested. If you are send your comments to [email protected] pleeeeeeeeezzz!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! tobypowell Ptarmigan!, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:33, archived)
# well, im not sure about the comedy part..
but the rest of the titles spot on.. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:34, archived)
[challenge entry] tenuous compo entry


sorry, quick and dirty as well as geek humour, oh well.....
(I helped save b3ta! Muzz, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:24, archived)
# My favourite
pub joke.
(I helped save b3ta! dirty barry, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:29, archived)
# mmmm comic sans
Nice neutron joke though.. hoho
(I helped save b3ta! CranberryArmadillo, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:29, archived)
# That reminds me...
I must get some neutrinos at Tescos later.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:29, archived)
# Can you still get protons?
Nasty far eastern automobiles
(I helped save b3ta! Ambiguous, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:30, archived)
# Yeah, my uncle sells 'em, for some reason.
Maybe because he's a car dealer.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:33, archived)
# Weeeeeee
Free antiproton with every proton!
(mcai7et2, Sun 3 Aug 2003, 12:49, archived)
# :)
Had to laugh at the neutron joke... quite whitty
(Flash13, Thu 7 Aug 2003, 23:59, archived)
# any questions
um any questions for me I guess for this b3ta radio show jobbie.
I think this is what robs after but he's chatting away.
(I helped save b3ta! weebl Mashed farts, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:24, archived)
# yeah
when will weebl and bob make lurve and have little weebls?
(I helped save b3ta! monster monster monster monster monster, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:25, archived)
# what like
who is the insparation for weebl? that kind of question? how does weebl reproduce?
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:25, archived)
# Ok
What was it like watching weebl and bob for the first time on MTV knowing that a few thousand people are watching it?
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:25, archived)
# did
you ever think that Weebl and Bob would really be that popular?
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:25, archived)
# when is
the Wobble and Bob film coming out?

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:25, archived)
# would you recommend that we try hard to fend off prostate cancer?
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:26, archived)
# Mushrooms:
Repugnant slime or gorgeously edible fungus?

Discuss.
1996
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:26, archived)
# SLIME!
end of discussion

:P
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:26, archived)
# It's a fungus!
It grows where other things rot. Why on earth would you put that near your mouth?

cf liver, kidneys
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:36, archived)
# is weebl gay?
how about bob?
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:26, archived)
# Dave just said
"we've got loads of news, it just keeps coming like runny poo"

at last b3ta banter makes it to our airwaves
(I helped save b3ta! OldWhit, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:26, archived)
# Can you feel the force?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:27, archived)
# what's love got to do got to do with it?
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:28, archived)
# What time is love?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:31, archived)
# oooh woooo
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:34, archived)
# 3am I heard...
(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:34, archived)
# quarter past actually...
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:35, archived)
# Way past my bed-time ;)
(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:37, archived)
# mine too actually : )
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:45, archived)
# did you give up yor day job for weebl and bob
if so, what was it?
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:28, archived)
# Will you wank on my tits?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:28, archived)
# If weebl won't
there's an old lady who lives on our high street who will.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:30, archived)
# Mayonaise or Salad Cream?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:28, archived)
# ahhahahahaha!
For some reason this post and the one above it are strangely linked!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:29, archived)
# if you, your mother and your father were on sinking boat
and there were two lifejackets

who would get them, and who would stay to perish, if it was up to you?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:29, archived)
# Why do birds
suddenly appear everytime you are near.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:29, archived)
# why do fools fall in love?
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:30, archived)
# Not on my watch, sailor!
(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:37, archived)
# When will I
Will I be famous?
It's ok if you can't answer that
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:30, archived)
# War
What is it really good for?
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:31, archived)
# absolutely nothin!
(I helped save b3ta! Muzz, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:33, archived)
# huh?
That's it, that's my 200th post. I really should try harder shouldn't I... I've been here almost a year.
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:35, archived)
# Two hundred?
You forgot to move the decimal point... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:38, archived)
# say it again?
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:35, archived)
# i cant answer
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:31, archived)
# i cant answer
i cant answer that
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:32, archived)
# Have you ever
fantasised about Sarah Kennedy?
(ccc, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:29, archived)
# Oh come on,
thats not a hard question, everyone fantasises about her.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:30, archived)
# Mmmmmmm
Sarah Kennedy's pie
(ccc, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:31, archived)
# that whole
"Sarah Kennedy in a meat grinder screaming in pain" fantasy is a recurring favourite of mine!
1998
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:32, archived)
# Do you like pie?
(1, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:30, archived)
# daddy or chips?
(I helped save b3ta! Muzz, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:30, archived)
# happy with your wash?
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:30, archived)
# I don't know...
...I'm a dog!
(Mr Joe Bangles, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:44, archived)
# How many fingers am I
holding up?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:30, archived)
# two
stop swearing
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:31, archived)
# Eleven.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:31, archived)
# twelvety!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:33, archived)
# Is that u?
are you THE weebl? If you r, WOW! In myu R.S lesson we had to create a religion, mine was Weeblism!!! YAY!!!
(Noonaa, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:31, archived)
# i must admit, the weebl replied to one of my posts once
and i got a bit excited.
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:32, archived)
# He told me
I was fucking brilliant, and he was wearing a Lumpy sticker at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:39, archived)
# If the wind changes
will you stay like that?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:33, archived)
# How do you stay so good looking?
How much for a go?
Blue tooth, blue chip or blue movie?
Fave swear word?
Item most used to pick your ears with?
War, what is it good for?
Why Weebles?
What's the most pie you've consumed in one sitting?
What inspires you?
What makes you angry?
Do you ever make the Weebl voice when entertaining ladies?
Can you take a punch?
What thing could you never go without?
Is this too many questions?

??!!!??

sorry about that
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:33, archived)
# What's more annoying,
LOL!!!!!! or ROFL!!!!11!111!
1999
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:33, archived)
# 1337
(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:35, archived)
# is the moon a liberal myth?
what's better: polar bears or penguins?
if there was a fight between you and joel, who would win?
how much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
what's your favourite letter of the alphabet?
what did you dream about last night?
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:34, archived)
# what is
the average airspeed of an unladen swallow?
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:35, archived)
# Zak the Duck liked his new statue

But thought they just hadn't got his beak right.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak Canard remembers this place, vaguely, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:17, archived)
# what
a ridiculous name.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:19, archived)
# it is
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:20, archived)
# seen the things outside the Tate Modern?
www.tate.org.uk/modern/exhibitions/paulmccarthy/
They're quite groovy. The black one is based on Pinocchio
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:19, archived)
# the pink one
is barbara streisand
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:21, archived)
# hah
what a wanker that McCArthy is

Wasting time
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:22, archived)
# Brillaint,
or Brilliant if you are a traditionalist.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:21, archived)
# we went to see them
after the birthday bash...

I prefered the construction models of them that they've got upstairs.
1994
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:21, archived)
# They've got a load of his work inside.
It's impressively awful.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:22, archived)
# I had to edit my post
because it said Tat Modern too appropriately
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:28, archived)
# The best bit is this room where you can go and eat your sandwiches.
The rest is shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:29, archived)
# Well set out too
having all the optical illusions that burn your retinas right at the beginning of the museum so that you can't look directly at anything for ages afterwards.
(maybe we stared too long, but we were hungover...)
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:35, archived)
# "Will you destroy this... Earth?"



(I helped save b3ta! custard, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:17, archived)
# With
the eveil RedEx?
(I helped save b3ta! D3xt3r Don't take any guff from these fucking swine...., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:17, archived)
# Someone
beat you to it...your ISP.

*edit* Yay! Now *I* look stupid.
(Dekker, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:18, archived)
# ming
the minging

tim efor karmic realignment

kittens - AA AAHH! - they'll save every one of us
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:18, archived)
# an expanded view


of my first plinth post
(yakmonkey, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:16, archived)
# hehehehe
Norks!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:17, archived)
# you need a few of them
then u can have those cool magnetised ball things that link in a chain
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:17, archived)
# heee
i like that :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:17, archived)
# Blimeh
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:17, archived)
# woo
is it me or is there a kitten hiding in the south atlantic?
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:18, archived)
# how
would gravity work?
(I helped save b3ta! ||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:18, archived)
# the rotating point
is the statue
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:20, archived)
# it wouldn't
it would sit around smoking dope and watching cartoons.
(kerouac, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:20, archived)
# i wish
i was gravity...
(yakmonkey, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:22, archived)
# ...
(Mr Joe Bangles, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:15, archived)
# My Oxford college used to play "Free Nelson Mandela"
after all their shitty discos, despite the fact that he'd already been released. Stupid fucking cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:16, archived)
# you went to oxford?
you really are a cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:17, archived)
# On the one hand it was a good way to escape from all the stupid fuckwits in the world.
On the other hand I got to meet a new breed of infinitely more irritating fuckwits.

Plus ça change!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:18, archived)
# hehe
d'accord!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:20, archived)
# boff!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:23, archived)
# surely
that should be Long Wank to Freedom?
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:17, archived)
# .


[edit] shrank it.
[edit 2] Glad I did. Thank you Magic Donkey!
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:13, archived)
# clap clap clap
didn't expect that one bit.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:14, archived)
# Ha ha h a, he he he, tee hee!!!
...etc.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:14, archived)
# Yay
Dangermouse
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:14, archived)
# You, sir
are my new Messiah
Very woo baby.
(Dekker, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:14, archived)
# FANTASTIC

(ivor_the_engine, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:15, archived)
# it gets this
(I helped save b3ta! Ambiguous, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:15, archived)
# FULL FARCE ON THE SNIGGER SCALE!!
LOOK OUT! ITS A BIGGUN!!

10
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:15, archived)
# freaking ace
big up Dangermouse repeatedly
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:16, archived)
# ...
Woo-Effin'-yay, houpla, bobbins, mittens and kittens-tastic! :)
(Mr Joe Bangles, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:16, archived)
# Magnifique!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:16, archived)
# oh
yes

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:16, archived)
# Cripes!
(I helped save b3ta! Rooster, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:16, archived)
# I say penfold!
top hole old chap!
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:17, archived)
# I was always told
to use the middle one.
(Dekker, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:20, archived)
# Using the top hole is acceptable
during "nasty week".

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! spawn, Sat 2 Aug 2003, 16:53, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:18, archived)
# that's wonderful
and brought back all sorts of great childhood memories
woooooooowoo
(I helped save b3ta! anno domini hiatus, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:21, archived)
# Oh you wonderful thing!
I feel even better now! DM make things even better.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 17:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Hummus low
Need beer and a line...
(I helped save b3ta! Ambiguous, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:11, archived)
# wooo!
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:13, archived)
# lol
only one free? you deserve more for all the money they'll earn!
(Skitgraves, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 17:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Buy me....

and get these free!!
(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:10, archived)
# I think this politically incorrect
from know on it should be known as "Personpes"
(I helped save b3ta! anno domini hiatus, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:11, archived)
# You mean
theirpes.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:12, archived)
# Mmmm, does sound better
but for some reason leads to me to think of a hairpiece made for two ...
(I helped save b3ta! anno domini hiatus, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:15, archived)
# i read it as
"her peas" for some reason. free peas. mmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 16:14, archived)

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