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If you've ever stayed awake at night,

tossing and turning, wondering what Charlie
Dimmock would look like with three pairs of norks.

Well, now you know.

Click for gallery...

My Gallery

Stay tuned for multi-cock Titsmarsh. With a trowel.

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:57, archived)

now

i can relax

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:58, archived)

thats scary

and strangly erotic....

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:58, archived)

No. It's NOT erotic.

REALLY.

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MizEmma, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 11:08, archived)

yay!

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corington, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:58, archived)

Is that

a belm?

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:58, archived)

Haha!

We want four!
We want four!

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MartinH, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:58, archived)

Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

she looks ready for milking.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:58, archived)

I nearly wet myself on seeing that.

Woo and very yay

(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:58, archived)

What are we talking?

I can do you a bear for a pony, but a tiger's gonna be a monkey...

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Rooster, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 11:04, archived)

Arf.

(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 11:06, archived)

erm, yes

did you forget to take your medication?

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Pootle, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:59, archived)

Medication, medication

Medication, that's what you need
If you wanna be the best
If you wanna beat the rest
Oh-oh medication's what you need;
If you wanna be a record break-er, Oooooh

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 11:00, archived)

I take that as a 'Yes'

:)
woo by the way

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Pootle, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 11:01, archived)

akchewally

defecation's what you need.

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biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 11:02, archived)

actually its steroids

but we wont go there

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 11:03, archived)

as if by magic, a repost appeared

(dognutz, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 11:35, archived)

Using the words

tossing and charlie dimmock together is just too horrible to think about.

(boltneck sacrificed a smurf to Cthulhu on, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:59, archived)

Brilliant

and reassuring.

(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:59, archived)

As I thought

no different.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:59, archived)

show us your udders

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butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 11:14, archived)

gargh!

I am so so glad that I cant see in to your head.

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:59, archived)

Head?

That's straight from his loins.

(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 11:01, archived)

says the lady

that dreams of monkt0n in knickers ;O)

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 11:09, archived)

I believe you were also dreaming of monkton in knickers?

(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 11:10, archived)

we all do

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 11:10, archived)

Eeewwwwww!

There is something really completely hideous about that - I think it's the extra set round her spare tyre - blech.
oh, but woo too, as well, Slim.

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MizEmma, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:59, archived)

yay

udder woman

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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 11:01, archived)

Applause

to the very subtle munging animation.

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0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 11:01, archived)

Hahaha

Like the cow that she is!

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sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 11:01, archived)

not really

and I don't feel better for having seen that pic, woosome though it be...

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Batsgirl, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 11:02, archived)

WARGH!

Udders, lovely udders.

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butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 11:06, archived)

I do not

ever think I would lie awake tossing over Charlie Dimmock.

Ever.

Ever.

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 11:07, archived)

As different forms of communication emerged,

so did dyslexia....

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beaubodor blogless, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:50, archived)

heheheh

subtle!

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:51, archived)

took a minute there

very very woo and some yay as well

(internalprimate, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:52, archived)

tehehehe

I like your thinking!

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MizEmma, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:53, archived)

owo aay!

(Indole Ring, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:54, archived)

lol, i just found a version of the source.

very woo.

(snitchell, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:54, archived)

hehe

nearly missed that one, very good :)

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:55, archived)

hehehehehe

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thebear is thebear, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:55, archived)

i being dumb? can someone explain?
/edit - oh wait is it cos some are upside down?

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biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:57, archived)

Nah

they've lost me too

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christhebarker, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:58, archived)

ditto

and if it's just that they're upside down then it's not that funnyq

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 11:00, archived)

the second and the last

collumns are upside down.
english.grandtech.com/training/image/web0223/Assignments/ass-his-Kam/hieroglyphics.jpg

(qwisp, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 11:16, archived)

Woah!

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christhebarker, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 11:18, archived)

*entirely fails to get it*

morning all!

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Batsgirl, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:57, archived)

Yay!

Hello you... How are you this fine day?

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 11:01, archived)

well, I'm fine

in about an hour I'm gonna go to a job interview and tell them I don't want the job...

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Batsgirl, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 11:03, archived)

i don't

get it...

you mean the piccie of the guy on the left with a MASSIVE boner?

(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:59, archived)

im more worried about

the one with the big hook on the end of his boner on the right-middle strip..

(xxhazziexx, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 11:16, archived)

I'm dyslexic...

..and that looks fine to me.

(Rich T has a clever and witty sig, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 11:06, archived)

I don't get it.

at all.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 11:18, archived)

not sure about either of these

(BadKitty Moo! Said Zebedee......, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:48, archived)

Blatant pea-roast...

...but I'm brain-dead from lack of sleep, so I don't care:

Yep, its a Bush-baby

(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:46, archived)

Yay for bushbabies!

repost.

(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:48, archived)

TJ: im off for a shower

here is my "I'm off for a shower pic"

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:51, archived)

Loris

My mum is called Loris. I kid you not.

(schoey, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 11:08, archived)

blatant repost from this morning

(BadKitty Moo! Said Zebedee......, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:50, archived)

arse

Can some kind soul point me towards the Martin Luther King "I have a dreamcast" piccie?

(ozric99, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:44, archived)

it's that way *points over there* ============>

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popt_art, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:45, archived)

<==========

no no!
its that way!

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:47, archived)

I'm sure saw it ...

^
|
|
|

(Incidentally, what's a glasscock threadwaste? Is it bobbins posted twice?)

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0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:49, archived)

nope

just someone who does not know properly and wants to use the lingo.

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:50, archived)

You're not local are you?

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:53, archived)

i've

been trapped..

depends what you mean by local

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:54, archived)

Thing is,

he's been here for about 9 months, and his pics ain't half bad.

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0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:54, archived)

I miss alot

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:56, archived)

how many times must I whip myself senseless in order to make up for this most heinous of b3ta-crimes?

I'm thinking 7?

(ozric99, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 11:08, archived)

*giggles*

Monkton in Knickers

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:59, archived)

It's a lot further away than that

I just saw it get in a taxi and head for Popbitch

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:50, archived)

here you are.

www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=i+have+a+dreamcast

(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:45, archived)

thanks for the sarcasm :)

but i've spent ages searching google and picsearch to no avail.

(ozric99, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:48, archived)

AND WHY WOULD WE KNOW???????

WHY? WHY? WHY OH WHY?

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:50, archived)

Delilah!

Brruahaha!

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Jimmeh, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:52, archived)

You confused me with someone who cares.

Go and make a nice picture of a kitten, and then try searching the archives here. But kitten first, else I will hunt you down and eat your spicy brains.
Also: don't threadwaste, it makes people grumpy. I sugest you apologise to everyone

(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:52, archived)

Its over

there, next to the picture of Svenno in a big ALF hat.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:45, archived)

Nope. Sorry.

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Jimmeh, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:45, archived)

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sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:46, archived)

thanks, I now have an excuse

to repost this from last night

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:47, archived)

hehehe

that tickles me somewhat

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:48, archived)

I think the little chap

needs less caffeine.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:48, archived)

or more

until he EXPLODES....

pop

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:52, archived)

you have the interweb at your hands

and billions of new things to see.
there are plenty of search engines that are designed perfectly for this.
use them, make them feel useful.
anyone that tells you it here would have too.
it isn't rocket science.

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:49, archived)

My, my

aren't we the board's sensible voice of reason this morning?

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:50, archived)

its up there

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thebear is thebear, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:51, archived)

morning all

hot enough for you?

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christhebarker, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:52, archived)

Yes,

my eyes are melting*

*no, they're not

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:53, archived)

That can be arranged

/puts poker in fire*

*Yes, really. Be scared. Be very scared.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:55, archived)

But would a red hot poker

cause them to melt? I'd have thought it would have been a bit more of a bursting action, really.

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MizEmma, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:58, archived)

do you feel like drawing your norks today then?

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thebear is thebear, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:59, archived)

I'm afraid my artistic skills

haven't improved since Monday, but if you know anyone who's good at drawing....

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MizEmma, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 11:06, archived)

Like I care

I've got to get my kicks somehow.

If anyone wants me, I'll be outside rolling in a pile of manure and masturbating.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:59, archived)

Morning Dr D

Actually I was thinking it was pleasantly balmy as I cycled through Mile End Park this morning. Much cooler than Wednesday, thankfully.

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MizEmma, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:54, archived)

You're a

full-timer now aren't you!

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christhebarker, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 11:01, archived)

Aaaaaaaaaaagh! It sucked me in!

Unfortunately I am going to have a load of work arriving in my office soon that has to be done as soon as possible, so I guess I'm just making hay while the sun shines, so to speak!

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MizEmma, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 11:06, archived)

this quite litteraly is glasscock

www.glasscock.com

yes, it is a proper link to a proper website, i found it yesterday while searching for a new domain name, try it and see

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:54, archived)

Has anyone

got round to registering glass.co.ck yet?

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:57, archived)

Not yet

But the the new .la tld for Los Angeles aklows houp.la

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 11:04, archived)

I've found the link it's

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 11:01, archived)

Yup

still tried to click it!

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christhebarker, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 11:04, archived)

too...

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 11:11, archived)

Martin was soooo ready for this year's gay pride march.

/

This took fucking ages. I hate Martin

(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:41, archived)

Hahahahaha

*clap* that is super. Gay Zebras - fantastic!

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sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:42, archived)

Well, I hope he has a great time

coz he looks lovely
Yay! Go Martin!

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MizEmma, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:43, archived)

aww im sure he "loves" you though

Woo to martin!

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:43, archived)

yay!

thats lovely!

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:43, archived)

that's bloody great! woo!

oooooh it's that time already!
i can pull out all my gay pride efforts!

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popt_art, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:44, archived)

Pride will be taking place

NEXT TO MY HOUSE IN THE FUCKING PARK.

ALL FUCKING DAY LONG

/Grumpy old sod

I hit the keys really hard as I typed that, to give off an air of anger

Oh and thats VERY woo, by the way

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:44, archived)

I'll try and keep the noise down

*warms up klaxon*

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butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 11:10, archived)

Martin is

thuper, that's a nice post to see first thing in the morning.

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:45, archived)

Nice things in the morning are lovely.

Not trolls posting porn.

(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:46, archived)

I remember

when it was all fields y'know?

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:48, archived)

Fields?

I remember molton rock slowly cooling, and watching amoeba crawl out of the sea. Actually it's still like that here in the school holidays.

(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:56, archived)

i'm not surprised it took ages

those buggers hate being painted, they never stand still...

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new_matt, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:45, archived)

thuper!

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:45, archived)

Is he going with his 'friend'

www.rarespecies.org/kids/zebra.jpg

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Your Mum, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:48, archived)

Look at him, the big freak.

(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:54, archived)

British Airways attempts to recoup on recent losses

could prove to be a risky mistake.

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bleepbloop, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:40, archived)

haha

woo:)

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:40, archived)

aha

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:41, archived)

morning all

can we have a moratorium* on aeroplane jokes for a week, i'm flying all over the bloody shop soon and i'm bad enough as it is

*ooooooh, hark at him! must have swallowed a dictionary etc etc

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new_matt, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:44, archived)

put it in a half pipe!

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cheeves, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:44, archived)

"BA flight B3T4..

.. now boarding"
[sorry]

(easymistake, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:46, archived)

... what can I say

clicky

Mod edit: That's quite NSFW enough as it is, ta.

Non safe version is tfl.gif :)

(tau, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:31, archived)

just because you cover up the most explicit parts

doesn't make it safe for work.
if your boss saw that, what would he think

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:31, archived)

That he was gay.

I bet he loved searching for the source images.

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sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:33, archived)

lol !

lol !

(tau, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:34, archived)

OMG!

asl?

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:34, archived)

WTF!

rofl

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:35, archived)

OMFWTFLOLROFLMAO!!

/Aol

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:35, archived)

16 F Cardiff

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sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:36, archived)

phwoar

can I see your nipples please....

(just kidding)

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:37, archived)

yeah right!

groomer

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sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:38, archived)

perv!

yeah! go on... show us!

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Happyperson, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:38, archived)

16F?

Can you imagine the strain on the spine that would cause?

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MizEmma, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:39, archived)

Hahahahahah

Touche!

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sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:39, archived)

. .

/artists impression

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:39, archived)

haha!

you just drew some norks!

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:44, archived)

haha!

you said norks!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:47, archived)

belh-

ROFLMAO

(tau, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:36, archived)

tsung tse

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:37, archived)

That's 'fuck off'

in Mandarin isn't it?

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sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:38, archived)

Then, what does Mao Tse Tsung's name translate to?

Mao Off Fu... ?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:42, archived)

yes

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sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:43, archived)

see

that's a nice intelligent reasonable response.

You should all be more like Sunshine. Maybe.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:34, archived)

WOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

now, i have 4,000kb of m3tatw33ning i need to get to fnord

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:35, archived)

you've done it already?

I'm still looking at my keyframes and dithering a bit!

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barnesy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:42, archived)

i've done my preview

it's only 5 seconds

i don't know how i'm gonna get the finished bit to him

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:44, archived)

Fed

Ex.

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:47, archived)

aaah, gotcha!

I'm definitely still at the scriptwriting/home of the baguette stage with mine. Might be worth you looking at virtual dub for producing a divx version by the way?

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barnesy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:48, archived)

cheers

mine's a gif though, i have minimal talent

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:51, archived)

AAwww

do we have to?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:36, archived)

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Pootle, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:41, archived)

Look at me!

I'm dancing.

*dances*

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:43, archived)

heh

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thebear is thebear, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:44, archived)

Take that down

please, whilst you can't see the norty bits, it's still not safe for work. Plus, I don't like it.

(Moo Lefty Drinking From His Own Udders since, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:32, archived)

don't say it's shite

that's mean.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:33, archived)

Better?

(Moo Lefty Drinking From His Own Udders since, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:34, archived)

okay.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:34, archived)

It is shite though :p

(Moo Lefty Drinking From His Own Udders since, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:35, archived)

er.

No comment. :)

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Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:37, archived)

i thought it was funny

we've seen better tattieslapping, but the joke was good

(guinea, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:35, archived)

Uh-oh

twunt

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:32, archived)

I'm going to smack everyone who swears at newbies.

*smack*

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Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:33, archived)

*lines up with trousers down*

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thebear is thebear, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:34, archived)

You want to get those farmers...

...seen to mate

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sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:41, archived)

you'll be doing that all day now

or until you get bored

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:34, archived)

Point noted

...but trolls I can ignore, NSFWs really, really wind me up because of the risks they incur to others. I'm fortunate in my working environment, but I know an awful lot of folks could be compromised.

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:55, archived)

heheheheh

cock....

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sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:32, archived)

*smack*

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Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:33, archived)

Not him...

...the picture - there is a cock in it.....but feel free to slap away!

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sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:42, archived)

Mod edit

please for the love of god Mod Edit

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Happyperson, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:32, archived)

Cock

Off

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:32, archived)

poo

grr i tired to make it safe ...

(tau, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:32, archived)

That'll be "tried"

Silly bugger.

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:33, archived)

bleh

to hot to think ..clearly :)

(tau, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:34, archived)

dude you seem quite new here

look back at all the other posts, and you'll soon get the meassure of what is an appropriate post

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Happyperson, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:34, archived)

ya my mistake :)
applogies there .. the heat has frazedld my brain .. sorry :)

(tau, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:36, archived)

more kittens please

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Happyperson, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:37, archived)

here's a hint

dont use gay porno pics, even if you have blanked bits out.

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:34, archived)

why not... you homophobic ?

(tau, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:35, archived)

well, the act of using gay pron pics to create hummus

is in its self homophobic

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Happyperson, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:36, archived)

er...ok .. umm.. hardly.. but .. heh
who cares :)

at least i woke up the messageboard :)

(tau, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:38, archived)

Don't try winding people up, you.

The operative word in that sentence was "PORN" not "gay". PORN gets you FIRED, do you see?

(

Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:36, archived)

But surely

normal porn is okay?
Gaping holes and slippy skin* on ladies is fine, only Gay porn is wrong and evil.

* I distance myself from that statement.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:39, archived)

follow me little boy

and I will tell you a secret.

/rubs hands and cackles.

(

jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:39, archived)

Are we going

to the secret place?

*innocent wide eyed blink*

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:40, archived)

yes yes

and say goodbye to mummy and daddy because you wont be seeing them again.

/grabs him and puts him in a cage.

(

jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:41, archived)

Ooh,

there are sweets in here! And a puppy!

And some bones...

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:42, archived)

erm they're for the puppy...

(

jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:46, archived)

Ooh

the puppy is soft and warm.
Are you my new mummy?

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:50, archived)

bovine,

handy tip: stick a bit of bone through the bars when she asks to feel your hand, then she'll think you're not fattened up enough to eat yet.

(

Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:43, archived)

Why would she

want to fatten me up?
That seems a rather pointless exercise.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:44, archived)

*considers*

Er. I have to go and get dressed now.

(

Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:45, archived)

Oh yes,

you do that.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:46, archived)

oi!

I was saving him for the next time you come for tea!

(

jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:45, archived)

no-

not if your the boss ;)

(tau, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:39, archived)

bosses like fat porn

look at their wives

(

Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:39, archived)

some of them have jobs!

*snicker*

(

Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:39, archived)

like

Dr phil said, I've seen the internet and more nasty and nice things than you can ever imagine so I'm not small minded. Just I would like to visit here and keep my job. Thats why we try to keep to a safe for work rule around here.

(

jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:39, archived)

fair enough - so noted :)

(tau, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:39, archived)

No, its,

I'VE SEEN THE INTERNET..in capitals you see, it adds a it of punch.

B Minus

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:40, archived)

but

I was doing it in a mystic meg voice....

(

jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:46, archived)

IVE SEEN THE INTERNET

and it borks!

(

VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 11:16, archived)

10:30,

its started early today...

(

monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:32, archived)

heh

possibly .. but i so had to be done :)

(tau, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:33, archived)

no it didnt

not in the slightest...
you may *think* it had to be done, but it didnt
From the FAQ

"Don't:
* Post porn - keep it office safe.
* Post images taken from other sites.
* Repost - that's what the 'View Older Messages' link is for. Don't repost because you think nobody liked your image and you'll get a better reaction this time round. It doesn't work like that - trust us"

(

ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:39, archived)

yayayay -
jezz keep your panties on

(tau, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:40, archived)

Sod off you cockbadger

admit when you're wrong

(

ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:41, archived)

he has

just not to you, in that specific post.

I think we can lay off now.

(

Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:44, archived)

yes ma'm

*lays off*

(

ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:45, archived)

silly chicken

(

thebear is thebear, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:33, archived)

(

Pootle, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:44, archived)

i still can't get over the

'mice ran up the clock' one heehee

(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:47, archived)

good oh

I'm pleased, I must make some more at some point

(

Pootle, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:55, archived)

did anyone look at

the other version.

I'm too scared to

(guinea, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:38, archived)

hehe

lol u best not ;)

(tau, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:40, archived)

It was looking

through my window when I woke up..

I don't trust it, shifty-eyed bugger..

(radja, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:30, archived)

You ain't seen me...

...Right?

(

Happyperson, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:31, archived)

fuuuuuck

kill kill kill

(guinea, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:31, archived)

woo

he's got his eye on you.

(

jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:35, archived)

Cool!

nearly Spongowl!

(

sunny_jimbob, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:37, archived)

Woo!

(

The Boy T, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:37, archived)

hahahaha

smashing

(

the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:37, archived)

Waaahahahah

love it!

(

MizEmma, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:41, archived)

_surely_ this has been done..

anyhoo - morning all ! my second day as a b3tan begins..

(easymistake, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:25, archived)

HA!

You'll never leave.

YOU'LL
NEVER
LEAVE!

*gibbers*

(

Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:27, archived)

Its right you know.

(Haig's 'Tache Traveling Hippy of Happyness and Kindness, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:28, archived)

Oho! "It" the cat's mother?

No wait, that's not right...

(

Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:29, archived)

Its

*AM* the cat mother

(Dekker, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:30, archived)

a-ha ha!

Foolish one!

(Cack;les and runs off a second time)

(Haig's 'Tache Traveling Hippy of Happyness and Kindness, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:32, archived)

Morning Dr. PK

Has your little flare-up calmed down?

(

Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:30, archived)

not really.

*sniffle*

I have lots more drugs now though.

(

Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:32, archived)

Yay

for drugs. More drugs. I'm sure everything will be fine. My wedding day was traumatic, to say the least. My stag-night consisted of a bottle of beer at the children's ward, and the wedding was held in two halves: half at the church and half at the hospital (my wife's son was critically ill, now recovered, thankfully).

(

Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:36, archived)

oh bloody hell

that's putting in perspective! I'm glad he's okay now, but crikey...

(

Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:38, archived)

Indeed

And we had to cancel the honeymoon. My bride-to-be arrived sobbing at the church, my best man had broken his leg in three places snowboarding in Andorra a month prior to the wedding (he's already a foot shorter than me as it is), my ushers and best man couldn't find the church, the boot of the hired Mercedes wouldn't close and had to be held down with sellotape, and my mother had a furious row with my uncle.

Ah. Traumatic.

(

Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:42, archived)

you'll be saying the wedding disco dj didn't

have 'Come on Eileen' next.

(

monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:51, archived)

Arf!

... funny you should say that!

(

Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:58, archived)

Morning!

Kittens are always a good way to start the day!

(Indole Ring, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:27, archived)

I'm gunna go now but i'll be back oh i'll be back alright!!!!!

(cackles and runs off)

(Haig's 'Tache Traveling Hippy of Happyness and Kindness, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:30, archived)

For Mr. Mrawrr , dance was a way of life.

(

Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:24, archived)

That is the

almost way of wooyay!

(Indole Ring, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:25, archived)

Ha ha ha

Dance Kitten! Dance like the wind!!

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:25, archived)

oooooooooooooooooooooooooo

go here

www.supermarionation.net/contents.html

(

thebear is thebear, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:27, archived)

oy!

you trying to get to do some work?

(

butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:28, archived)

how odd

that closed my browser down completely first time. didn't second time round

(

butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:29, archived)

And mine,

it broke it.
IT BROKE IT!

*prepares MAGIC*

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:31, archived)

*opens jam jar*

(

butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:34, archived)

*waggles MAGIC FINGERS*

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:36, archived)

Get your

dirty hands OUT of there...

(</guy>, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 11:03, archived)

this is the mystic power of thebear

(

thebear is thebear, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:32, archived)

paff

no match for my orbs

(

butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:33, archived)

I'm on my b3ta break

(

thebear is thebear, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:30, archived)

Ooh,

how splendid.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:28, archived)

check out supercar

for spongs!!!!!

(

thebear is thebear, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:30, archived)

My god!

Look at them, they're having a Sponging competition!

www.supermarionation.net/images/supercar/popkissandco.jpg

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:34, archived)

excellent

(

Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:25, archived)

Dance Mr. Mrawrr

DANCE!

(

butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:25, archived)

Yay for dancing cats!

(

ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:26, archived)

(

sosumi, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:41, archived)

Yo Rish man! Old Skool funk yeah!

(Haig's 'Tache Traveling Hippy of Happyness and Kindness, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:27, archived)

he's so good...

...he's gonna have to kiss himself.

ow!

(

bleepbloop, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:27, archived)

(

six50, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:28, archived)

Sssssssssssssspppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeedddddddddddddddccccccccccccccooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:30, archived)

shake your thang baby!

(

sosumi, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:39, archived)

He is dancing in time

to My Lovely Man by RHCP

(

comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 19:27, archived)

prob been done b4!!

edit : Holding fluffy that is

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:24, archived)

(

monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:25, archived)

now do it with recursion

(

Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:26, archived)

while standing on your head

(Indole Ring, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:28, archived)

i was stood on my head when I changed the pic...

honest

(

monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:30, archived)

I'm impressed

The toe-mouse action was very smooth

(Indole Ring, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:33, archived)

there you go

(

monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:30, archived)

You asked!

(SlinkySkunk, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:54, archived)

ooh

nice response.

(

Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:27, archived)

HELP ME WITH TOMB RAIDER

hey does anyone know where i can find cheats for tomb raider angel of darkness, yes i know i am a cheater, i like cheating, specially when you cannot play without them cause i am stoopid! so can anyone help, or give me a cheat??

(boogiemonster, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:18, archived)

Sod off you cockbadger

/Unfluffy

(

ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:19, archived)

I'm no

ones cheat finding bitch - tits to you!

(

Banana, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:19, archived)

Have you tried...

www.tombraidercheats.com?

(

Mystery_Bob, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:19, archived)

lo Bob

er, sorry bout the review and all that. How are you?

(

Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:23, archived)

i just read that

top work!

(

zerolicious, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:24, archived)

He he he...

...I am fine thanks, you two-bit, good for nothing hack you ;)

You are absolutely bang on with your review though - the director was a bit upset with it, but then if it's typical of her work, she should get used to that kind of review ;)

(

Mystery_Bob, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:26, archived)

What review?

of what, where, how, and indeed, who?

(

Nath, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:30, archived)

relevant links...

...in my profile :)

(

Mystery_Bob, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:31, archived)

hehe

i wondered why that was purple.
i didn't think i had been to tombraidercheets.com

(snitchell, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:24, archived)

Eh?

*looks for ignore function*

(

Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:20, archived)

No one give him any cheats except the "Blow Lara Up" cheat !

(Sypher_5, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:20, archived)

see lara naked

mmmmmmmm

(

Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:20, archived)

see lo-res blocky poylgons

with strange skin texture, more like.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:26, archived)

mmmmmmmmmmm

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:32, archived)

go and do something constructive, instead.

Like 'shop a kitten.

(

Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:20, archived)

look up your ass

with the hubble telescope, maybe its there

/hungover

(internalprimate, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:20, archived)

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:24, archived)

arggggg

no fair!

(internalprimate, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:31, archived)

but I have music codes for uplaod.

(Indole Ring, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:20, archived)

When in the temple of the trolls

take the spool of thread and .............

baz should be able to take it from here

(Symball, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:20, archived)

TJ!

NSFW eye-burner:
www.klik.hr/naslovnica/hotcool/200210310002006.html

(

Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:20, archived)

...

...boilk!

(

Mystery_Bob, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:22, archived)

Eep!

What happened to their boobies?

(

Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:23, archived)

Jesus

(

DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:23, archived)

(Indole Ring, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:23, archived)

ahahahahaha!

that's a *massive* picture, and perfectly placed.

(

Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:25, archived)

WWAARRGGHHHHh!!

*gibbers*

sturdy

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:24, archived)

Gah!

massive nut cracker.

yikes!

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:25, archived)

Hyuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurgh

Ewwww

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:25, archived)

fucking hell

you wouldn't mess. I mean, you really wouldn't mess.

(

Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:25, archived)

To be honest

you wouldn't, I mean, you really wouldn't.

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:28, archived)

unless you were sunshine elephant

(Indole Ring, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:29, archived)

eye, eye....

(

monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:27, archived)

Good lord...

she'd snap yer johnson clean off if she coughed whilst in the act.

100% proven FACT

(Moo Lefty Drinking From His Own Udders since, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:27, archived)

I'd try

www.gamefaqs.com or google. Using initiative is a lot easier than incurring the wrath of the board with such questions!

(

barnesy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:20, archived)

YOU'VE GIVEN HIM THE SOLUTION?

WHAT'S GOING ON HERE??????????

(

Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:21, archived)

perhaps its just temporary insanity

in sure he's fine now, and he didn't mean to do it

(

ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:22, archived)

it was

a failed attempt to get the thread out the way quick before all the complaining happened. Ah well.

(

barnesy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:23, archived)

dunce

(8-Ball, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:20, archived)

WANK IT

WANK IT HARD

(

sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:20, archived)

thats the

secret!

(

Sixola, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:22, archived)

If you

put the cd in the microwave, press 'medium','medium',2,4,6,go -
then re-load the game, you will get infinate hyperspaces.

(

monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:22, archived)

erm

think you've come to the wrong place

try

going away

(

thebear is thebear, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:22, archived)

Oh okay.

As soon as you start type in this, EXACTLY as it's written:

a;slda;nslk;k:LKJ:LKJ:LKj;lkj;aslkj;oaivu;oi4ua4iu0342u0394v23049v2034;3v09a8;va3iuv;awej;laksdjf;asdflaskjnrlwue5hvpanw845uyvpqaw34uvanpw3405uvanw035uvanw4095uvnwa;4095uva;wn4095uva;wei;avw9e48;vnawe9u;vaw94eu;nvaipw;vaoiw;nvawoieun;vaowie;auivavevnu;iuoiu;o;uiouiusveiu;asevr;uin;u;COCKBADGERjr;tksjrdt;lskdrjt;sldkrtj;sdlkrtjs;dlkrtj;sdlrktjs;dlkrtj;sldkrtj;slkrdjtsldkrtj;gsldkrtj;gns

that will bring up the cheat menu.

(

Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:22, archived)

Nice

Approach (oo missus)

(

Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:23, archived)

Crusty

Wankmittens

(

Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:22, archived)

Simply soak them in vinegar for half an hour before washing at

60 C. Works every time.

(

Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:24, archived)

ummmmm

go.to/hellyoubastard

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:22, archived)

Do you want us to show you

how to find Google too?

(

Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:24, archived)

Smear jam on the disc

and you will gain entry to the secret jam level where Lara is joined by her long lost twin sister:

(

butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:24, archived)

haha

the jam mission continues...

(

Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:37, archived)

Use these:

Invincibility iddqd
All weapons, keys, ammo, and 200% armor idkfa
Berserker strength idbeholds
Temporary invincibility idbeholdv
Temporary invisibility idbeholdi
Full automap idbeholda
Anti-radiation suit idbeholdr
Light amplification visor idbeholdl
Walk through walls idspispopd or idclip
Chainsaw idchoppers
Level select idclev
Toggle full map; full map and objects; normal map iddt
Display coordinates and heading idmypos
Change music to indicated level idmus

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:27, archived)

yay!

those were the bestest cheats ever

(

barnesy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:30, archived)

ahhh, the nostalgia

i'll have to dig that out tonight now!

DooM DooM DooM DooM

(

Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:33, archived)

Doom? Crikey!

/coat

(

sunny_jimbob, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:33, archived)

idspispopd

is the best word ever

(Indole Ring, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:34, archived)

You win

The award for causing the biggest commotion on the board for the day.

2nd place goes to Rockbus

(

OldWhit, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:27, archived)

but it's only 10:30

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:28, archived)

true

I just like announcing awards.

First prize for best time keeper goes to... Canazza Vs. King Kong

(

OldWhit, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:31, archived)

The fact is mate

this is not a cheats site, or a game site, or a fucking geeky h4x0r site.

Cock off and use google like every other fucker. Or post some of YOUR OWN shopped pictures.

(

Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:32, archived)

And thats Mao, for now.

Mickey-Mao-Tse-Tung

(

Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:18, archived)

How shocking,

Gaz has got his hand on Carol's arse.

(Amerella, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:18, archived)

har har har

his expression makes it seem so natural

(

ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:18, archived)

Cor

that's uncanny.

(Supreme Power is a grate comic buy it NOW it has Mousey Tongue in, sort of)

(

Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:19, archived)

Comics...?

What do you think we are? A bunch of geeks?

Oh... wait...

(

Mystery_Bob, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:21, archived)

Speaking of comics.

Hows the writing going, I wanted to illustrate one for the B3ta comic...won't have time now.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:22, archived)

oh that's a point

I got confused with photoshop I'm afraid. Something about the pixels per inch - the drawings looked all thin and whispery when I made them the right size.

As for writing, um. Maybe after August - all a bit busy here.

(

Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:24, archived)

DPI

is a tricky thing to understand...so I don't worry about it.
Everything I draw is now scanned in at 300dpi and then reduced...why am I telling you this?

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:27, archived)

cos

s'intrestin. I was drawing straight into photoshop with a mouse...

(

Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:28, archived)

Ah,

what dpi were you at?
If it was 300 then your brushes get smaller.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:32, archived)

yes

I think that was it.

(

Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:39, archived)

better to draw in a vector programme

illustrator/freehand or flash :)

then you can make the pic any size you like!

(

popt_art, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:35, archived)

True

and Flash islovely to drawin if you have a pen and tablet.
Lovely.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:37, archived)

i prefer illustrator

but that's cos the interface is more photoshopesque... Flash never really seems to do what i want it to do, i think you really need 2 monitors to use flash properly, all them damn panels etc.

(

popt_art, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:43, archived)

I haven;t got

Illustrator, but i'm looking at getting acopy...somewhen...somehow.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:56, archived)

but i liked fred

(

Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:20, archived)

How about now?

1
2
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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:23, archived)

prince charles' experimental hamsters are becoming a problem again

click for bigger

(BadKitty Moo! Said Zebedee......, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:14, archived)

Rare footage...

...of a wild chump.

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Mystery_Bob, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:07, archived)

EEP!

CHUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!

Cracking pic!

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The Boy T, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:09, archived)

and if you look carefully you'll see

that the chump drinks thourgh a secondary orifice in the side of its head. This is designed to confuse its prey and allow it to eat at double speed.

/attenborough

edit: woo yay for chump manbear though. that's a fantastic bit of footage.

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Monkeyboy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:09, archived)

Hahahahaha

I love chumpmanbear. But not that way.

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sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:10, archived)

ooo!

chump mancandle!

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spacefish bong!, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:14, archived)

yay

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:14, archived)

CHUMP!

CHUMP!CHUMP!CHUMP!CHUMP!CHUMP!
CHUMP!CHUMP!CHUMP!CHUMP!CHUMP!
CHUMP!CHUMP!CHUMP!CHUMP!CHUMP!
CHUMP!CHUMP!CHUMP!CHUMP!CHUMP!
CHUMP!CHUMP!CHUMP!CHUMP!CHUMP!
CHUMP!CHUMP!CHUMP!CHUMP!CHUMP!

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:15, archived)

Is he cooking pasta?

is it al dente?

(mrfalafel, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:16, archived)

fucking Dente?!

The Manbear eats his pasta RAW!

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:17, archived)

he is not vicious! Only misunderstood. When in company he eats his pasta quietly and without growling, most of the time.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:22, archived)

He is forever

fighting against his natural urges.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:24, archived)

A metaphor...

...for men everywhere.

Well, me at least.

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Mystery_Bob, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:27, archived)

tip:

Putting your face in the bowl is bad. As is "saving" bits in your beard for later.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:31, archived)

spoilsport!

the best thing about haveing a beard is being able to save some soup for later on when you are peckish again.

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Mystery_Bob, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:34, archived)

I give mine a good going over with a nit comb

To get the food out, I dont have beard nits.

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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:49, archived)

sorry, last one, promise...

(BadKitty Moo! Said Zebedee......, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:04, archived)

lol

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:08, archived)

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Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:16, archived)

Yay!

Best yet!

(Indole Ring, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:19, archived)

Wicked!

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Banana, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:19, archived)

This is the vice of the mysterons

I need a hi-res pic of a treble clef urgently- can anyone help?

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thebear is thebear, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:03, archived)

Dear me,

that is a poor pun.
I salute you.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:04, archived)

hehehehe

not really sulking

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thebear is thebear, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:05, archived)

*phew*

For a minute there I thought I'd upset someone else.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:06, archived)

you could never upset me

what was this all about yesterday with haxor or summat?

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thebear is thebear, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:09, archived)

Just

a random twat.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:14, archived)

well

if Rockbus is lurking you've really upset him now.

Sensitive sort, isn't he?

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Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:18, archived)

Ah,

you saw all that did you.
I was only playing...

And I wasn't talking about him then...you lickle stirrer.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:20, archived)

That's not who thebear was asking about though was it?

Edit: Well you've just answered my question in that sneaky edit :)

(Amerella, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:21, archived)

I signed him up for iVilliage

every womens issue newsletter should be in his inbox, particularly breastfeeding and pregnancy related issues :)

that is if we are speaking of the "tick tick" troll?

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popt_art, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:19, archived)

Baby vice?

What are you doing to the child?

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:04, archived)

Teaching him the wonders of woodwork?

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:05, archived)

Erm.

I think you can get a musical note font, so you should be able to grab it from that if you use a large enough font size.

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:04, archived)

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thebear is thebear, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:05, archived)

In fact,

I've done just that myself. Try this:

www.ucl.ac.uk/~smgxbyo/tc.gif

(Font: www.gimmefonts.com/list/musical)

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:10, archived)

*prod*

you feeling alright?

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butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:12, archived)

he's ok he just has respect for some of us older cunts

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thebear is thebear, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:14, archived)

I'm still supposed to be doing DIY

I'm even better at avoiding that than work.

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:14, archived)

Phew

thought strange things were afoot for a moment there

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butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:15, archived)

Or maybe you were right...

www.b3ta.com/board/1740041

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:18, archived)

I always am...

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butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:25, archived)

thank you

you saved me deadline time...

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thebear is thebear, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:13, archived)

www.trebleclefs.com

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sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:04, archived)

d'oh

curiosity got the better of me and i went there.... ITS NOTHING! ARGH!

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:06, archived)

If you can find a music font

that'e either True Type or PostScript, you can blow up a character as big as you like.

(Indole Ring, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:05, archived)

badum

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:05, archived)

yay!

you can re-create the Mysterons spooky lights effect, using two CDs and a light source - FACT!

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:06, archived)

A light source?

Diet Ketchup?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:07, archived)

You must be vey vey posh...

...if you pronounce sauce source.

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sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:09, archived)

*worried*

I say them the same.

(Amerella, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:11, archived)

do you say plarsetic instead of plastic?

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thebear is thebear, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:15, archived)

Shut it or I'll train your son to poke you in the eye :)

How do you say them then?

(Amerella, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:17, archived)

I say them

the same.
I wasn't aware there were two ways of saying them.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:18, archived)

me too

sick boy is one of them Scottishers though.

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butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:18, archived)

Ah-HA!

That explains it. I was desparately trying to think how else you could say them.

(Amerella, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:20, archived)

In Scottish it is...

...fuckin' sauce

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sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:24, archived)

or he's been watching

too much red dwarf

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:12, archived)

hahahaha

lovely punnage

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Dr Drink, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:08, archived)

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anno domini hiatus, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:00, archived)

that hurts my eyes

but am woo

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:01, archived)

That am good.

Morning all. I have been reading calvin and hobbs all last evening.

(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:01, archived)

Yay!

Yay for tigers!

Tigers are mean.
Tigers are fierce.
Tigers have teeth
and claws that pierce.

Tigers are great,
they can't be beat.
If I was a tiger,
that would be neat.

Tigers are nimble
and light on their toes,
my respect for tigers
continually grows.

Tigers are perfect,
the e-pit-o-me
of good looks and grace
and quiet dignity.

Tigers are great!
They're the toast of the town.
Life's always better
when a tiger's around!

/C&H

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:03, archived)

Yay

This will do for a name change.

(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:08, archived)

i liked your name...

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popt_art, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:13, archived)

Very Woo.

Tigers can swim don cha no.

(Haig's 'Tache Traveling Hippy of Happyness and Kindness, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:18, archived)

Good choice

(Dekker, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:08, archived)

Raarrghhh!

Fantastic!

(Amerella, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:12, archived)

That is a good way to spend an evening!

Things like Scientific Progress goes Boink? and Revenge of the Babysat. All good.

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bigdave, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:10, archived)

nice - woo:)

makes me feel a bit funny, though!

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:02, archived)

not with a hangover

*barf*

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butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:02, archived)

can you say

Bridget Riley?

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Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:02, archived)

Blidget Lirey

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thebear is thebear, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:04, archived)

;-)

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anno domini hiatus, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:04, archived)

lovely

has cthonic been on with ideas yet

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:02, archived)

Yay!

I reckon that's what Michael Schumacher sees in his dreams....

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sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:03, archived)

Why?

is he a robot?

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:04, archived)

yes

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sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:05, archived)

(Sypher_5, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:05, archived)

Are you

trying to kill me?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:06, archived)

Aren't you dead yet?

(Indole Ring, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:08, archived)

That...

...makes my browser quite angry.

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Mystery_Bob, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:09, archived)

*grrrrr*

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Dr Drink, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:12, archived)

omgz0r! d@ r teh amazin'

lolz HOW U GET SPIN LIK3 DAT?!?!?!?!?1/1/?!?!?/???!!!!!111111oneoneoneoneone

/12

(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:39, archived)

What on earth gives you that idea ?

(Sypher_5, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:12, archived)

Aiiiieeeeee

I stagger into work after the beer festival and the first thing I find on b3ta is someone trying to kill me. MY EYES! MY BRAIN!

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foop, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:10, archived)

Now my cornea are dripping out eye jelly!

mmmm...eye jelly.

(Haig's 'Tache Traveling Hippy of Happyness and Kindness, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:16, archived)

There is no brains....

(Sypher_5, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:18, archived)

gibber

(Indole Ring, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:26, archived)

(BadKitty Moo! Said Zebedee......, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:57, archived)

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sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:58, archived)

shall i

stop this now ?

(BadKitty Moo! Said Zebedee......, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:58, archived)

If you would,

it might be appreciated. There's three of these on this page.

[edit]By the way, is she famous? Do we know her? Am I missing the joke?

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Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:59, archived)

RE Edit:

No, No, and there is no joke.

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sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:07, archived)

Yes please.

But I liked the lemon one :)

(Amerella, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:59, archived)

we'll leave it to your conscience

and the fact I've got a gnu. (sic)

(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:00, archived)

shirley she needs

big hooped earings a couple of gold sovereign rings!

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:02, archived)

No ?

(Sypher_5, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:08, archived)

Arrrrrr

make me want to vomit yarrrrr.

(Haig's 'Tache Traveling Hippy of Happyness and Kindness, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:12, archived)

I think

you should do more with The Pike though.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:01, archived)

The organisers of the 'Lovely Truck' competition regretted

inviting a 'Celebrity Judge' along to help choose the winner...

I know, I know, its a repost! My home PC is still broken,
but i did this ages ago, and managed to rescue this
from my hard drive last night! - and i have nothing
else to offer here at the moment:(

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 9:59, archived)

even so

it's brilliant

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:00, archived)

Awwwww! Dats Nawty!

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:01, archived)

Fuck a truck

that's fine.

(Indole Ring, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:01, archived)

quality

optimize!!!

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Sixola, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:07, archived)

been done already

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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:05, archived)

Arf!!

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The Boy T, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 10:06, archived)

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