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BLOBBY BLOBBY BLOBBY
if you love SexFace type "BLOBBY BLOBBY BLOBBY"

what's your favourite type of thing?
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)

Gold and wet.

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)

Gold paint?

(MooCow_Byter, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:27, archived)

I've certainly painted a few walls with it.

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)

you know what right, you sicken me

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:30, archived)

Hey, I can only be me
right dawg?
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)

I love you nearly as much as I love SexFace

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)

i like things we all like things things are great

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:27, archived)

no one's said BLOBBY BLOBBY BLOBBY yet

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)

how interesting...

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)

Alcohol

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:27, archived)

I like stuff, & that

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broadsword, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)

Things are good, but stuff is really where it's at.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)

Large, cold and hard
with a rough texture and a dull thud.
(MooCow_Byter, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)

your seal clubbing club?

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)

you're my favourite waste of time

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)

I just fixed my car alarm, stereo, interior lights AND OBC
and I have one wire left over that I don't understand. What should I connect it to?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)

*sigh*
YM
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BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)

Your bumhole
teeheeheehee
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)

Connect it to one of the other wires
as a backup.
(MooCow_Byter, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)

make a reserve arial

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)

if it's a Polish car, it's probably the power line for the St Christopher medallion spotlight above the windscreen

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)

St. Christopher's been demoted, get with the times.

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Druid, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)

You are my favourite everything.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)

BLOBBU BLOBBU BLOBBU

(MooCow_Byter, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:39, archived)

does anyone know a bit of software that will tell me the channels that
are being used by the neighbours wireless routers in the street?
there are loads in this area and i'm beginning to get the connection dropping out a lot.

i used to have some sniffing software that did it when wireless was new but i've lost it and cannot remember the name.

i-thank-you
(r3load, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:13, archived)

I'm not reading that.
Sorry.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:14, archived)

imagine me typing all that into lmgtfy and then making a tinyurl and posting it here

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:14, archived)

*applauds your sig*

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:15, archived)

:)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:17, archived)

tinyurl.com/l4nltw
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Lightguy hail satan, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:17, archived)

Hello.
OH. YOU COME HERE WHEN YOU WANT SOMETHING, THEN?
WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU WHEN WE NEEDED YOU?
FUCK OFF.
Nice hair.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:14, archived)

what did you need me for?

(r3load, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:17, archived)

Sexytimes probably

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:17, archived)

Imagine us knowing that.
*tut*
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Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:14, archived)

yes it's called the sims 3

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Lightguy hail satan, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:15, archived)

Not a clue

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:15, archived)

BOOMSHANKA

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)

Ask again when you've established yourself.
You'll still be told to fuck off, but we'll appreciate the effort.
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WHARRGARBL, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)

fuck off

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:18, archived)

Fuck off

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broadsword, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:24, archived)

Wow, that appears to be your first post in aaaaaaages.
Why have you been away? I want all the gory details.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:17, archived)

i fizzled out when 4rthur went south.

(r3load, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)

"iwlist scan" or "ipwlist scan" should work.
Think you might have to be root to do it.
(MooCow_Byter, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:20, archived)

Stand up
take your cock out
hold it in your hand
repeat the words "fucking hell Grrrmachine, you make my tiny seeping maggot twitch into life so that it looks like a Sugar Puff"
then download NetStumbler
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)

you're now my wallpaper.

(r3load, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)

SQUAW SQUAW
LOOK AT ME I AM PRETENDING TO BE A CHICKEN!
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)

did your liking of eggs
come first, or your decision to pretend to be a chicken?
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vladimir, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)

I'm not really especially fond of eggs.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)

IS NOTHING SACRED?

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vladimir, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)

cross the road

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:03, archived)

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS HALFWAY OVER THE ROAD?
TO LAY IT ON THE LINE.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:04, archived)

why didn't nick griffin like having eggs thrown at him?
because they didn't separate the whites
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spacefish bong!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:06, archived)

i got that off board half an hour ago

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spacefish bong!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)

that's almost good

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)

all i get is a chubby bummer :(((((((
www.b3ta.com/talk/6214977
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mongychops, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:10, archived)

Tsk.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:13, archived)

It was kind of on the front of the Daily Express this morning, which impressed me
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vladimir, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:15, archived)

aww sheee-eyyyt

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spacefish bong!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)

what do you call someone who steals egg jokes?
a poacher

hahahahaha
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scott,, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:18, archived)

i like this

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spacefish bong!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)

Haha

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broadsword, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:10, archived)

you know what other film can fuck right off? Being John fucking arsewipe Malkovitch
anyone who says they like that film is a wanker
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:04, archived)

has it got vin diesel in it?

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:04, archived)

every film should star Vin Diesel and Keanu Reeves

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:05, archived)

As maverick cops.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:05, archived)

and steve guttenburg

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:05, archived)

and Ben Stiller

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)

i dont mind a bit of stiller
zoolander was the bollocks
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:10, archived)

Zoolander is shite.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)

before your fucking time junior
jog on
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)

Shut it, menapause.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:12, archived)

YOU'RE SHITE.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:12, archived)

What they said ^
not you the 2 people who talked sense in reply to you
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:13, archived)

i disagree with your appraisal of the situation

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:14, archived)

this could only be bettered if there were two Steve Guttenburgs in every film

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)

i can only dream of such a scenario

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:10, archived)

dirty girl

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:13, archived)

a dream team
the Chakka Demus and Pliers of the acting world
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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:06, archived)

I liked that when I watched it.
I was younger.
I may watch it again to see if my opinion is like your opinion.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:05, archived)

good film that

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scott,, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:05, archived)

BLOODY WELL IS NOT

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:07, archived)

the opinions of a registered nutjob mean very little to me
but thanks for your input.
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scott,, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)

197 days to christmas!

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:10, archived)

i dun not seen it

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:06, archived)

i masturbate regularly
i also enjoy the film 'being john malkovitch'
so far, your theory holds water
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:07, archived)

bingo? gaz now

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mongychops, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)

i'm not around for it
sadly
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:12, archived)

I haven't seen it

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magnum, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:07, archived)

i like eggs

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)

they're comfy and easy to wear

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Lightguy hail satan, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)

jail cram!

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)

before i get stuck with the crying kitten again, no offence
i'm nice me
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mongychops, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:58, archived)

None taken.
You are spot on with your observations as usual.
You should be a mod.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)

i couldn't protect the timid, not in my nature

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mongychops, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)

I LIKE BIVVY.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)

i love my bivvy, it's my friend

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mongychops, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:03, archived)

BIVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:05, archived)

it's a shame about baldmonkey really, at one point i felt maybe we'd see a funny man emerge
sometimes the childlike scribbles he used to post were nearly enough to think with a decent idea he could be funny, sometimes his off colour comments on this forum board alluded to maybe a sense of humour emerging, then it all went wrong, i think he believed the hype surrounding him from the people off b3ta that met him in real life that he could do whatever he liked and they would still think him funny, well shame on you lot, look at him now, pathetic
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mongychops, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)

bladmonkey

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Lightguy hail satan, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)

and on that happy note
I'm off to watch some telly.

Bye you lot.
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jenpots, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)

He's like a runner up in Pop Idol

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magnum, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:58, archived)

who?
is he some kind of budget SexFace?
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MrA, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:58, archived)

The net has always functioned on the social inadequates.

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Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:58, archived)

I always found him quite terrifying

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St. Defenestration The REAL one, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)

I'm singing east 17's everybody in a house of sex offenders

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:50, archived)

This is my fault, isn't it?
I shouldn't have said your name.
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SuperMatt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:51, archived)

LIQUOR.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:52, archived)

POKER

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SuperMatt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:53, archived)

Checkmate.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)

Yes it is

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:53, archived)

Can we have a Twitter style thread rush?

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jenpots, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:51, archived)

bogle bogle

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:52, archived)

isn't Dido just fucking awful?

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:53, archived)

Yes.
Here album was number one in the UK on my wedding day. The number one single was that Donnie Darko cover version of Mad World.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)

fuck off Donny shitcunt Darko fucking bastard piss film that makes fuck all sense cunt

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)

Music for people who don't really like music.
See also: The Lighthouse Family.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)

and Counting Crows
the fucking shitcunts
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)

I thought you would like them.
Them being massive on the Hospital Radio.
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Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)

the beautiful south :((((

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)

For a while I thought I liked The Lightening Seeds but it turned out I only really liked Life Of Riley but then it turned out not very much.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)

You must have paid for your missus.

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Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)

i've already had a piss.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:49, archived)

brb, need a piss

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:48, archived)

This is as exciting as a baldmonkey post

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SuperMatt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:49, archived)

I blame you for the above threads

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:52, archived)

You're as bad as me.

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Bats, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:49, archived)

what about me?

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spacefish bong!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:51, archived)

You can be as bad as me too, if you really want.

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Bats, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:53, archived)

GOAL!

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Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:49, archived)

ectetera

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spacefish bong!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:50, archived)

for a moment i thought you were thick
but i see we are just bgn baiting.
goodo
ecterae
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:51, archived)

i'm just typing because i want attention

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spacefish bong!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:52, archived)

Everyone here is typing because they want attention.
If they didn't want attention they wouldn't post things on a public forum for people to see.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:53, archived)

k, back now

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:50, archived)

yes

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:51, archived)

Refreshing.

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St. Defenestration The REAL one, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 21:51, archived)

Sorry for this
but can we have acronyms definitions for B3TA.

I fear the Nazi's.
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:25, archived)

alright tomo'foolery

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:25, archived)

GC
for starters
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:27, archived)

glass cock
an image that has been seen before, from the women kissing the golf trophy that looked like a cock
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mongychops, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:29, archived)

What?
Speak English.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:25, archived)

hello, I have no idea what you're talking about.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:26, archived)

Make sense, little train!

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:26, archived)

Haha
I like this.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:26, archived)

tomo'foolery, a voice of sanity in a crazy messed up world

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broadsword, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:26, archived)

B - Fuck off
3 - Fuck off
T - Fuck off
A - Fuck off

I love you.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:26, archived)

tri agen dewd

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:26, archived)

Cool story bro.

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Bob Todd whee, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:27, archived)

Good lord.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:27, archived)

dictionary.mictoboy.co.uk/
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:28, archived)

Thanks hun
kisses
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:29, archived)

bingo?
www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/19822
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mongychops, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:28, archived)

No.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:29, archived)

There's a b3ta wiki somewhere. I don't have a link
on this computer though.

edit: Try here: b3ta.wik.is/
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Druid, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:30, archived)

B stands for Disco
3 stands for Carrot
T is there because it looks good
and A? I put it there because I could
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rob, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:34, archived)

the B could stand for bingo
www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/19822
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mongychops, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:36, archived)

needs an image challenge then
ok?
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:48, archived)

Good goal, like.
According to the commentator, the players are literally going to park the bus and shut up shop. Hmmm...

Are you watching the footy footy footy?
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Druid, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:19, archived)

No, I am not.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:20, archived)

i am yes, busy stuff so far
bingo
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mongychops, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:20, archived)

No, I'm watching River Cottage.
Because I'm a girly ponce.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:21, archived)

I tend not to watch England play, always find 'em a tad dull.
Plus if we beat Andorra 2-0, people will be saying we're going to win the World Cup.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:21, archived)

Yes.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:21, archived)

No, I am watching Snatch.
Get my randomburn cd yet?
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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:22, archived)

lololol it's the last one you'll ever see

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:23, archived)

YES, thank you! It arrived yesterday, I listened to it in the car
today. It's a good'un. When I do mine, I might have to send you one even though you're not on my list :)
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Druid, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:23, archived)

why would I?

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:23, archived)

I reckon there will be a new thread at every goal

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Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:23, archived)

Who scored?
I have no telly nearby & online tv stuff doesn't work anymore
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broadsword, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:23, archived)

shrek

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mongychops, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:24, archived)

Rooney, 4min
well placed far post header
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:24, archived)

Cheers
actually I will make the effort to wander downstairs & watch it
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broadsword, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:25, archived)

Ingerland.
Wayne Rooney and his hideous visage.
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Druid, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:25, archived)

+NOW WITH ADDED BEARD!

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:25, archived)

He's not fooling anyone. We know it's his punched puglike boat race.

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Druid, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:27, archived)

It's one of the rare occasions I watch ITV

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:24, archived)

It's a shit channel. See also:
BBC1
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Druid, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:26, archived)

Splendid news
Just heard a woman use the phrase 'Worse than Hitler' on the telly. Anyway, is it easy to keep the same telephone number when you move house?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:30, archived)

yes

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well, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:30, archived)

you dont even own a telephone

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:31, archived)

i do, it's just not plugged in

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well, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:32, archived)

Really?
What a fucking hippy
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:32, archived)

kill it

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:33, archived)

Hanging's too good for 'em

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:34, archived)

He's worse than Hitler

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Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:38, archived)

Exactly!
Easy.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:32, archived)

you big simple

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:33, archived)

My landline is plugged in
But the ringer is set to off as I can't be assed with it. Also I keep forgetting the batteries so can't see the display and I refuse to answer the phone if I don't know who it is.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:34, archived)

Yes.

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:32, archived)

Not if your area code changes.

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:32, archived)

We moved two miles and nowhere near a different area code.
Still wasn't possible.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:32, archived)

it's due to exchanges
i moved 3 doors down from my old place a few years back, had to have new number,
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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:49, archived)

Hey there
Long time, no see (on here anyway).
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Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:55, archived)

hello fluzzy
not been on much at all

i hope your ok?
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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:57, archived)

Well, I'm still here. :D
Are you okay?
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Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:02, archived)

tired and grumpy,
but thats life methinks.
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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:05, archived)

Aww, sorry to hear it.

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Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:07, archived)

wel
as long as the kids are happy thats cool by me.
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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:09, archived)

I'll be moving the massive distance of 1/3 of a mile

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:33, archived)

Vertically?

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:37, archived)

Maybe about 20 feet vertically on a gentle gradient

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:39, archived)

Let's hope so.
Downward. He's old enough.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:39, archived)

He's not old.
The politically correct term is "paleontological"
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:41, archived)

Yes!
More of this kind of thing.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:42, archived)

I'll dodder you right up in a minute

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:44, archived)

I'm going to be moving frequently up and down roughly 2-4 feet when I close the deal on my new castle

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:42, archived)

Does it have a swing in the back yard?

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:57, archived)

Riding the portcullis?

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broadsword, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:10, archived)

Walking along the crenelation?

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:14, archived)

climbing more than three stairs at a time makes you faint?

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:16, archived)

three children will collectively be telling you to
SIDESTEP LEFT WALK FORWARD THREE PACES
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:18, archived)

it's the only direction to move in
in these uncertain economic times.

/also, evening Shambles.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:51, archived)

It depends on whether you are moving to a different exchange or not
because BT are gay.
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:44, archived)

I suppose it should be alright
I'm just scared of the spastics at the end of the help lines.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:46, archived)

Which made sense way back in the last century when the switches were mechanical
but there's absolutely fuck all excuse for it in this magical digital age of technological wonderment.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:49, archived)

you should try it up here
we've still got overhead phone lines and old skool exchanges.

Mind you, they still point at cars and worship fire as a God.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:53, archived)

When I pick up my phone
I get a woman with a taybly faah beck 1950s accent asking what name I require.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:05, archived)

Air hair lair!

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FoldsFive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:10, archived)

Not when we moved at work.
Something to do with different exchanges.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:32, archived)

What was it in reference to?

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Comma, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:32, archived)

That Iranian president fellow whose name I can say but not spell

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:33, archived)

try anyway

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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:36, archived)

Erm...*clears throat*
Ahmedi...something
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:37, archived)

something is easy to spell, you lazy arse

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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:38, archived)

Ahmedinnerjacket

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:50, archived)

That's the fella

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:53, archived)

That's EXACTLY how I say it.
Ah, me dinnerjacket. Or Army Dinnerjacket I suppose.
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Druid, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:04, archived)

Joseph Goebbels

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:37, archived)

Hi', I'm Jonathan from Spotify.
I just wanted to say that I hope you die in your sleep, you cancerous bleedin' bastard-gut.
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:32, archived)

I think so
If you live in the same area.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:33, archived)

Same area code is fairly easy.
Is it easy to stop after 4 squares of chocolate? No.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:33, archived)

It is if you're not a greedy fucking pigbeast of a fatso fug-chops.

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:35, archived)

Steady on
Leave our resident gerontophile alone.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:36, archived)

haha

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:37, archived)

now i've got to clean beer off my laptop :(

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well, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:37, archived)

pffft

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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:41, archived)

And that, my dear, is the first time I have ever used that word.
I should offer you a certificate or something.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:43, archived)

Doomed to chocolaty scoff fest
You have my approval should you need it
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:35, archived)

Really nice it was. That Willy stuff off the telly.

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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:43, archived)

Hand wittled then?
Good stuff.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:45, archived)

i never got this
if you only want to eat 4 just eat 4, what's so hard about that?
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well, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:36, archived)

MUST EAT MORE!
MOAAAAARRRRRR! *CHOMP CHOMP*

FEEEEEED MEEEEEE!

*fats*
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:36, archived)

hahahaha
SAVING?! WTF?
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:38, archived)

I don't know really. I suppose I wanted more than four all along.

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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:40, archived)

Uncontrollable greed.

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:43, archived)

Stay on the chocolate.
Stay off the cheddar.

It damages the glands.
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:36, archived)

I'll agree.
Yes, I would normally end up eating half or all of it.
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Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:16, archived)

Is it easy for bogus official to get in an accident and accidently cut all his fingers off making it so he can never type again?
Hopefully.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:35, archived)

Why?

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:36, archived)

what?
bogus is ok
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well, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:36, archived)

Fucking hell,
why the fuck are you so shit well?

Only pickle approaches your level of crapness, online.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:39, archived)

:D

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well, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:40, archived)

Oh, I see
You want it like that, do you?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:47, archived)

no :(
the internet is serious today.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:50, archived)

I must have missed that bit
Have a nice sit down
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:54, archived)

BT to BT, yes. Virgin to Virgin, yes. (if the same code)
From one to the other, no.
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Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:36, archived)

We were going from BT to BT.
Still wasn't possible.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:37, archived)

How come?

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:39, archived)

Customer incompetence.

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:40, archived)

Different exchange, apparently.

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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:41, archived)

You must be a walkover.

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:44, archived)

You clearly didn't flirt hard enough.

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Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:39, archived)

With a BT phone monkey?
Damn right I didn't.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:43, archived)

You most certainly CAN transfer BT to Virgin.
My folks did it over 10 years ago BT-NTL, and friends here have done it too.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:38, archived)

Maybe it was just here
We didn't try to hard to be honest as I was getting narked with calls from the previous owner.
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Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:41, archived)

the old cabletel telephony system is very pants
and from what vm employees have told me, cabletel line cards hardcoded with numbers, only pure ntl area are able to do it properly

i could be wrong though.

hi fluzzy :)
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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:55, archived)

Sounds about right.

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Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:00, archived)

but NTL couldn't find their arse with both hands
All you had to do was tell them what to do and it worked.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:54, archived)

Either way I'm going to have to speak to a host of phone monkeys
:(
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:40, archived)

Clear yourself a day
of doing nothing but phoning BT.
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:55, archived)

Why did I think this was a good idea?
All to get a better look at the ~~girls' high school~~ front door of Ms Official
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:57, archived)

Pffft.
More than one reason to move is good. You'll be pestered for photos on here though. I've always thought the ideal relationship was one person in one house and the other in the adjoining one.
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:06, archived)

That is the correct way
That way you can hear two doors slam
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:17, archived)

Are you moving really really really far away?
Please.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:36, archived)

I'm going over there
*points*
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:37, archived)

Can you not just get a third of a mile of telephone cable?

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:39, archived)

Yes of course
The added cost of hundreds of clothes pegs to string it along the existing infrastructure could be a sticking point
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:42, archived)

We have these brilliant phones down south that are battery powered and wireless and you can take them anywhere.
They fry your brains mind, so probably for the best if they aren't available up north.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:45, archived)

Oooh
Shiny
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:48, archived)

the bravest animals in the land are Captain Beaky and his band

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:37, archived)

Hissing Sid was a child molester.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:38, archived)

Timid toad, Reckless Rat, Artful Owl and Batty Bat

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:38, archived)

Next you'll be telling us that they ride through the woodland singing songs
that tell how they have righted wrongs.
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FoldsFive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:47, archived)

Doo doodle ooh doo doo

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:50, archived)

is this an old thing?

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:51, archived)

We're the b3tan equivalent of Last of the Summer Wine.
Shambles, Frank and I are going to push Bogus down a hill in a bathtub. Or something.
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FoldsFive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:52, archived)

haha
i like this
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:54, archived)

Oh fucking hell
Why is it always me in the bath?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:55, archived)

The woolly hat suits you better.

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FoldsFive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:56, archived)

Is Tara going to be Nora?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:58, archived)

I'm not asking her.
She clobbers me with a rolling pin every time I show her the contents of my matchbox.

And by "matchbox", I mean "pants".
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FoldsFive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:04, archived)

And with good reason too, you filthy old sod.

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:14, archived)

I had a story tape of Captain Beaky.
It was ace.
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Druid, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:05, archived)

My exciting presentation for tomorrow is ready.
I'm going to knock them dead. All in all, I've considered this preferential to doing the actual presentation.
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FoldsFive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 20:09, archived)

It's fine if you stay within the same phone code area.
Just contact BT and tell them you want to keep it.
/edit - I didn't realise about exchanges, I've been lucky and moved three times within the same area so I had no trouble taking the number with me.
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:52, archived)

How many screens is silly?
www.cube247.co.uk/?customise=38

I'd say three screens would be all you'd ever need on one computer.

Unless you had a hard-on for piloting simulations.
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Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:48, archived)

i've got two
seems like enough
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well, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:49, archived)

NEAR THE TOP!
this must be the shittest Facebook petition group yet www.facebook.com/home.php?tab=3#/group.php?gid=71040687663&ref=nf
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St. Defenestration The REAL one, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:51, archived)

get off my post with your unrelated crap
if you've not got the confidence to start a new thread with it post it down there where it belongs
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well, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:52, archived)

DOWN WITH NEAR THE TOPPING!

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:54, archived)

Where did that shite start, anyway?

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:56, archived)

Near the top.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:57, archived)

i bet,
hmm, i was going to blame /talk hate figure of the month for it but i'm not sure who it is currently. anyone?
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well, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:57, archived)

Sebastian Winnett

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:58, archived)

JMG.

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:13, archived)

no, i mean the one the less interesting posters
reply to with lazy disparaging remarks, you can usually tell from a glance at the popular page
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well, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:14, archived)

You?

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:18, archived)

JMG?

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:20, archived)

*punches the air*

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moohalaa, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:32, archived)

haha, upset.

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:58, archived)

i am dave
deeply
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well, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:59, archived)

hard-ons?
impressive
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spacefish bong!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:54, archived)

I might go back to two if I ever go over to LCD.
I did have a 19 and 17" side by side, but it took up too much space, and the 19" one went crappy and the screen has a red tint to it.

Anyone want a slightly crap 19" monitor? Branded Dell, so Sony underneath. Might be fixable.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:54, archived)

not really no
i've got two 22" LCDs on my desk, all i've got room for
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well, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:55, archived)

I'm waiting for LCD or OLED to be able to manage 100Hz refresh rates at a reasonable price.

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:56, archived)

if you keep waiting for the next big upgrade you'll never buy anything

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well, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:58, archived)

I'm not, I just need a monitor that can manage 100Hz, or at the very least, 85Hz.

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:00, archived)

I reckon 95% of houses have a spare, ancient CRT monitor somewhere.
I can't get rid of mine.
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Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:58, archived)

just chuck it in the recycle bin

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well, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:59, archived)

4 screens?
That's porn paradise.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:49, archived)

Yeah!
/board, /talk, /links, /qotw

SORTED!
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:51, archived)

I use 5 22" flatscreens in a row like that at work, 3 in a row and 2 at the sides facing inwards at an angle.
simply because we need to keep tabs on so many different systems.

Plus putting them in that formation looks like a James Bond baddie's lair!
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moohalaa, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:49, archived)

yeah I win at screens!
yeah! *punches the air*
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moohalaa, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:53, archived)

*shakes head*

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Jobe, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:21, archived)

*punches the air* *

*alone.
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moohalaa, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:22, archived)

I had two once in an old job, and it was pretty good.
5 would confuse me :(
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Jobe, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:24, archived)

I've got two,
and I scarcely use the other one. I can vaguely imagine how someone who was seriously into graphic design might make use of three (although I'd struggle to even fit a third one on my desk), but yes, four is a bit silly.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:50, archived)

i don't think i really need two,
but when i have to use a computer with only one i miss all the extra screen space
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well, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:51, archived)

I use it when I'm working,
it's nice to have your text editor on one and a browser/terminal on the other, saves a lot of switching about especially if you're copying from one to the other, but for ordinary daily use the only thing that ever gets on my second monitor is the media player, and then only because I can.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:54, archived)

yeah, i tend to have internet on one screen and a movie or game on the other

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well, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:56, archived)

I used to work in an office where we had a couple of computers with 36 each.

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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:54, archived)

were they the Gamesmaster's computers?

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:55, archived)

No.

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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:56, archived)

1 is enough for me.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:50, archived)

I have never needed more than one.

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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:50, archived)

I use 15 100" screens.
I can make up all the techno stuff I like. None of you cunts will ever check.

I won the lottery and have a massive cock.
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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:50, archived)

+Cheers,

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moohalaa, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:51, archived)

but they do check
i had the /talk auditors round the other day. it went pretty well, considering.
just a £50 fine for claiming to have seen a woman's front bottom once in post #5128941.
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scott,, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:07, archived)

that's another £100
b3ta.com/talk/5128941
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:13, archived)

curses!

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scott,, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:15, archived)

I have two
I kinda see the point in 3. But yes more than that seems a little excessive.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:51, archived)

Yeah well, Thomas moore said we'd only need one car per household

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:51, archived)

I think that's more than true
for any sensible definition of "need".
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:54, archived)

IBM said we'd only want five computers between us.

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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:55, archived)

haha
yes
and that was when they were the size of a house and had the computing power of a modern pocket calculator.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:57, archived)

your definition of need?

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:56, archived)

yeah,
the one that means "actually needing stuff".
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:56, archived)

What if both of you worked in different places that weren't practical to get to by public transport?
Instead of buying a car, you could MOVE HOUSE. Much more sensible.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:08, archived)

I can see why two would be needed in many families

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:57, archived)

I can't.
Not unless both of you need to go to two different branches of Ikea at the same time.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:58, archived)

nor i

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well, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:58, archived)

i bet you're a pedestrian

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:08, archived)

i've never walked anywhere in my life

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well, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:10, archived)

What about living somewhere with bad public transport
Such as the country. And working in opposite directions?
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:59, archived)

motorbikes.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:59, archived)

But that is just replacing one vehicle with another

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:00, archived)

yes it's replacing an enormous vehicle that can carry five people but only ever carries one
with a small vehicle that can only carry one.

Or bicycles, if it's less than 5 miles. Or walk. Or get a different job. Or not have both of you working (which never used to be necessary), or go and live somewhere sensible.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:02, archived)

that's hardly an option for some of us

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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:04, archived)

They aren't the most practical of alternatives though
The car may also carry children, and I'm sure not many jobs are within 5 miles if you live in the country. Maybe they both like working or need to in order to afford a standard of living they are happy with, including living in a nice house in a nice area. Why does it mean that they live somewhere which isn't sensible?
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:06, archived)

If you're bringing in desire, you're no longer really talking about necessity.
To talk about necessity in any meaningful way we have to set up a basic standard of living, and say that what is necessary is what is necessary to meet that standard.
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Comma, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:11, archived)

necessity would also involve your ability to do you job
and the importance of that job to society. And where you might have to live to do that job. And whether that location has sufficiently good public transport to negate the need for a car.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:12, archived)

ok some families need it,
I wouldn't say it was "many".
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:14, archived)

and I'm not disagreeing with you
but someone has to decide where the boundary is between "need" and "want" to follow that policy

good luck with that.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:16, archived)

You could just throw it back at her and go back to monitors again.
Then the circle is complete.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:19, archived)

If that's a criterion of necessity that you want to set up,
but we might say that it isn't necessary to do your job, as you could do another one.
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Comma, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:15, archived)

only 50 years ago hardly anyone had a car and we used to manage,
but now we're all supposed to need one each, that's what I can't get my head round. How has that happened? It seems like things have got worse.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:18, archived)

Presumably because people now are happy to live a long way from where they work, and therefore 'need' a car to get there.
Personally I like living near where I work, and would hate to lose a couple of hours of every day to a commute.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:20, archived)

me too,
apparently people now travel twice as far to work on average than they did only 20 years ago, or something like that. It's competition in the job market that causes this sort of thing.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:22, archived)

Um, because industry has changed. People used to live where they worked, which is why we have row upon row of terraced housing in big cities.
Given a choice, would you live right next to a factory you worked in? I doubt it. Car = option to live somewhere not shit.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:21, archived)

I wouldn't mind living within two miles of it,
which is easily walkable.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:24, archived)

Indeed.
My journey to work involves a two-mile walk both ways, which is about 25 minutes.

Of course, I "cheat" and travel the other 16 miles by train.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:28, archived)

What if it's a foundary or an abbatoir?
Bear in mind that if everyone lives near to their work then all your neighbours will also be your colleagues. You'll never get away from them. You'll inbreed and the freaky offspring will all work at the same place and so it goes on. Outsiders will be feared. The cycle will never be broken. If you want to see it for real visit a pit village. Then hurry back to lovely cosmopolitan Edinburgh.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:29, archived)

I grew up in a pit village.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:31, archived)

That explains a lot.

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:31, archived)

I wasn't born in one,
fortunately.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:35, archived)

You can fit a hell of a lot of people in a 1-2 mile radius.
You'd only be likely to bump into colleagues if you worked in an enormous place, in which case you'd barely know any of them anyway.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:33, archived)

I don't know what it's like where you work,
but there are plenty of nice areas within 2 miles of where I work, despite it being fairly close to central Sheffield.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:35, archived)

you could, but what if your job is important to society?
and for you not to do it would mean someone less good doing it instead?

and if you want to philophise, if someone is good enough at a job that is important to society as a whole, could you not argue they have a moral obligation to do that job?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:18, archived)

Does the individual have a moral duty to society?
This opens up a whole new can of worms.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:20, archived)

if you're arguing that people shouldn't have unnecessary cars
then that can only be argued from an "individual having an moral obligation to society" point of view. Otherwise, why should anyone give a shit how many cars someone else has?

*passes back can-opener and offers worms*
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:22, archived)

I'm not arguing about what they shouldn't have,
I'm only saying most people don't need them, which was the original point of dispute.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:26, archived)

true.
but that's a bit of a pointless argument, you don't NEED the computer you're typing on right now. Or your dog. Or a cooker. Or clothes. etc.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:28, archived)

Tell us your answer to that first.

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:22, archived)

I'll have to think about it.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:28, archived)

No.
Or at least, not in such a way as it involves an obligation to do certain jobs just because they're good at them.
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Comma, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:30, archived)

so, then
if you don't have a moral obligation in your working life to benefit society if you are able -and crucially others aren't able - why should you have a moral obligation to do anything in your life that benefits society?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:35, archived)

I'd like to make an active/passive distinction,
and say that we don't have a moral obligation to do anything, only to refrain from doing certain things.
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Comma, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:48, archived)

I'm sure you're right
only the active/passive boundary is a bit of a fucker to define.*

I don't necessarily believe what I'm arguing here, I just think it's an interesting subject.

*as in, "they came first for the Communists, and I did not speak up, because I was not a Communist"
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:57, archived)

Which means, unless you live and work in an inner-city, relying on public transport to get to work is insufficient as it is total shit.
That, and you get Dirty People on buses, and who wants to share their daily commute with that lot?
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:15, archived)

you're both right, why is this even an argument?
sometimes a household has n+1 cars out of necessity*, sometimes out of sheer fatitude

*for some value of necessity. granted, up until 100 years ago NOBODY needed a car
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spacefish bong!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:12, archived)

*Looks into crystal ball*
I foresee spacefish getting cold cabbage for dinner tonight. And not much in the way of conversation.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:15, archived)

i has eaten already, i cannot be harmed
i'm going to fall asleep any minute though
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spacefish bong!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:16, archived)

With one eye open?

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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:18, archived)

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT LIGHT
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENTER NIIIIIIGHT
TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE MY HAAAAAAAAAAAAAND
OFF TO NEVER NEVER LAND
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spacefish bong!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:20, archived)

I bet they did need one
they just didn't understand what that gaping brm brming hole in their hearts was until Harris H. Car filled it.
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:16, archived)

harris h car, the designer of the morris angina

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spacefish bong!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:19, archived)

You can't say people didn't need cars before they were invented.
They just didn't know of them, and couldn't have them anyway.

I reckon they needed them, but just didn't know it.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:18, archived)

Cycling isn't impractical.
Loads of people manage to cycle to work. Granted I wouldn't expect anyone to move house just so that they could only run one car when they can afford to run two, but this "standard of living they are happy with" is arguably a luxury, not a need.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:12, archived)

well, it is if you need to cycle down a muddy towpath to work
and you sometimes need to be smart and your office doesn't have a shower and an iron.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:13, archived)

the hypotheticals are getting progressively more intricate.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:15, archived)

No job 'needs' you to be dressed smartly.
That's just a luxury.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:17, archived)

bollocks.
now you're talking about changing the whole preconceptions of human society. Not just since the invention of the car but for the last thousand years or so.

good luck with that, too
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:20, archived)

Sheesh.

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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:21, archived)

hey, I didn't create all human preconceptions and beliefs.

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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:23, archived)

Something's gone horribly wrong when I can post something so obviously absolutely ridiculous and still
find someone to argue with me. I'm a little offended that you have such a low opinion of me that you think that I'd think such a thing. I'd flounce, but flouncing's for girls.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:31, archived)

it wasn't even me, either.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:37, archived)

something's gone horribly wrong
if you thing I'm actually arguing seriously.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:40, archived)

But wanting to live where they live, and therefore having to both work
Does mean that they need to get to work and sometimes only a car will do that.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:16, archived)

This thread brings this to mind:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcAqR-Hs9II
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:29, archived)

they could flap their arms and fly to work

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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:01, archived)

quit their jobs and become subsistence farmers

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well, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:03, archived)

What if it's a polygamous family with 36 wives and 182 children.
It'd have to be a really big car if they all go on a family outing to the seaside.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:00, archived)

they'd need a convoy of Renaults Espace.
Imagine that.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:03, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/6171485
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:05, archived)

hahaha
one hundred points
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:06, archived)

i bet you're a pedestrian

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:05, archived)

I think, sometimes, we're all pedestrians. Dave.

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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:06, archived)

fuck orf!
i wear heelys.
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:07, archived)

see, now.
we were discussing this last sunday at my marathon relay changeover thing. Is it actually against the rules to use heelys?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:11, archived)

I know I am.
When I walk to the cake shop from the car park.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:07, archived)

I've got 2 and there's one of me
but then, I couldn't give a shit.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:03, archived)

I bet you don't drive them both at once, though.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:04, archived)

well, yeah, which is partly why having two is hardly harming the environment
more than having one.

I regard driving both at once as an engineering challenge, however.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:06, archived)

Working hard on overcoming the difficulties I hope

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:07, archived)

nope.
just wondering how many FotE supporters I can make explode due to terrible indignation.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:09, archived)

his brother Patrick took his advice on spectacles
one lens is all you need.
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scott,, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:10, archived)

peter andre got home one day and it was the begining of the end of his marridge
jordon was sitting on the floor surrounded by washing up bottles and toilet roll tubes

'jordan what have you been doing?'

'i was makin' a toy off blue peter innit!'

'why is harvey covered in glue tho?'

'they said i needed some sticky black spastic, innit'
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mongychops, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:51, archived)

hahaha

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moohalaa, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:52, archived)

Like you say, that'd be ace for the Flight Simulator.
I'm not rich though.
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Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:51, archived)

I don't need more than one
but I wouldn't mind having 2
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St. Defenestration The REAL one, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:52, archived)

i reckon it'd make sense when you got used to it
it's just replacing a bit of alt-tabbing with moving your neck

this laptop screen is still big enough for my needs. i'm all of the povvo
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spacefish bong!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:58, archived)

I don't even have one screen.
The blinking LED on the front of my computer gives me all the information I need.
(MooCow_Byter, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:17, archived)

eh?

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 19:23, archived)

I wish it would either rain or thunder
it's horrible outside it's so overcast yet warm. Have you had thunder today there's been quite a few storms over the country.

Also, today my girly mag says that men are turned on by tights. Is this true and why so wearing tights is horrid?
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Mrs Sp@m, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:33, archived)

Tights are nasty.

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:34, archived)

What even those heavily patterned ones?
I think they look fucking great on a good set of pins and would gladly chuck my muck over them.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:44, archived)

Tights are not a turn on.

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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:34, archived)

it was raining heavily here earlier
i went out into the garden with my umbrella
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well, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:35, archived)

no no no
it says that men turn on lights

silly spam
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spacefish bong!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:35, archived)

Spacefish reads girly mags.
loffles
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:35, archived)

yeah, but now i know that there are only nine different types of man
and can hold my breasts up with sellotape. i think i'm the winner here
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spacefish bong!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:45, archived)

and they're all after your gametes.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:47, archived)

heavy rain is forecast
but it's not happening

it'd better be sunny for camping next weekend though
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spacefish bong!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:35, archived)

I like being in a tent while it's raining.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:48, archived)

It's raining here
Stop being inconsiderate with your dryness.

Also, do they prefer tights under clothes or looking at tights on. The two are quite different to see.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:35, archived)

I'm not quite sure how to take that.

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Mrs Sp@m, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:36, archived)

To take what?

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:37, archived)

"dryness"
I am being dirty minded
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Mrs Sp@m, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:38, archived)

Oh my Mrs Sp@m
*shocked face*
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:39, archived)

*whispers in your ear*
*laughs as you act all shocked*
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moohalaa, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:39, archived)

Your second sentence there...
is what SexFace says to his victims.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:36, archived)

*worries*
Either way stockings are far better.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:37, archived)

tights should only be worn by robbers.

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MrA, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:35, archived)

sweaty fucking gussets. sad times.
get some hold-ups or a nice pair of strides.
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:35, archived)

Holdups, yes!

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:37, archived)

pics pls

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:37, archived)

You couldn't handle it.

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:39, archived)

i've got £3.64 and half a pack of rolos

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:43, archived)

Oh so tempting.

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:50, archived)

Beefy gusset juice?

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:40, archived)

like beef dripping

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:44, archived)

Congealed?

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:45, archived)

rotten.

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:45, archived)

SEXY

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:47, archived)

you wrong brightonian cunt.

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:50, archived)

i can't say tights do much for me, i prefer bumhole
bingo?
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mongychops, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:36, archived)

The sky has been black here all day but no thunder and hardly any rain. Dissapointing.
Tights do nothing for me. Nothing.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:36, archived)

it's maybe true for the man who wrote the article.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:36, archived)

I'm turned on only by kites

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:36, archived)

I'd settle for an Eagle Owl
plus they've got something to grab hold of.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:40, archived)

grab hold of?
ideal for falling over in toilet situations. EH?
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:42, archived)

Shut up you fat thief!

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:43, archived)

it's like he KNOWS me
:\
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:44, archived)

Totally pissed it down here half an hour ago

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:37, archived)

It thundered so much the other night that it kept me awake for ages.
It's grey and muggy now :(

I also have nothing to do and no money for foods :(
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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:38, archived)

EAT YOUR FACE AND PUT IT ON YOUTUBE

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MrA, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:38, archived)

a guy at work called me a 'chin chewer' for something I did earlier
:(
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moohalaa, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:40, archived)

were you chewing his chin?

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MrA, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:42, archived)

7p Sainsbury noodles!

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Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:39, archived)

+ tobasco

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:46, archived)

I wish I lived somewhere there was proper thunderstorms

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:40, archived)

They have ace ones around Texas, I hear.
They also have tornadoes though, and we don't want them.
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Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:41, archived)

You should've been here yesterday.
There was an awesome storm with loads of lightning and booming thunder.
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:43, archived)

There were stormy clouds overhead earlier,
but nope, not a rumble. Thunder is A.

Tights? Not fussed really, not my thing.
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Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:39, archived)

They remind me of old people.

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Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:40, archived)

And that's not really a turn on.

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Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:40, archived)

stockings, not tights

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:39, archived)

I would say stockings turn on more men than tights do.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:41, archived)

there's a strong mix of weather and food here

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scott,, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:42, archived)

raining pasta?

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:44, archived)

brocolli wind?

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:48, archived)

do you like your mashed potatos cumulus or cirrus?

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:48, archived)

I like thunder mash

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:51, archived)

And in English?

(

Enough of that
I won today. From sleepy cheshire to london (white city) for a 9:30am meeting. Who needs tubes when my trusty feet and buses do the job just fine.

How have you won today?
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MrA, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:09, archived)

i didn't start this thread

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well, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:11, archived)

I see what you did there
*claps*
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MrA, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:13, archived)

still,
apparently my reply was the only one worth responding to
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well, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:17, archived)

well didn't start the thread
it was mr a
and it turned out gay
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:27, archived)

rhyming win!

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MrA, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:29, archived)

It was supposed to sound like 'we didn't start the fire'

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:30, archived)

don't worry
i got it
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:32, archived)

i'm not happy that this is associated with a post of mine

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well, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:31, archived)

I managed to keep my sanity
Which was very surprising.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:11, archived)

i won one round of solitaire but i still owe microsoft $438
i must stop playing
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mongychops, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:12, archived)

That game proves that I should never go to a Casino

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:13, archived)

everyone should go to Vegas at least once
it fucking rules
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:14, archived)

Well I would go
But not take much money.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:15, archived)

Hmm, you could do that.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:16, archived)

i've emailed microsoft to find out where i'm supposed to send the money, my wife is going to kill me :((((

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mongychops, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:15, archived)

I wonder if people would actually do that

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:17, archived)

Sounds like the sort of thing the guy who tried
to pay his bank with a drawing of a spider would do.
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Jobe, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:24, archived)

Sell some bingo tickets

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Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:21, archived)

it would be nice to issue some more tickets, please gaz now for a ticket

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mongychops, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:22, archived)

I don't understand solitaire or freecell
you might as well be alphabetising your danielle steele library
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:27, archived)

my ears look pretty today with my diamonds
I only had to repierce them last night.
Owie.
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:17, archived)

cracking news
EAR WIN!
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MrA, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:19, archived)

Quick test.
If someone rings you and you promise to call them back by a certain time with a piece of requested information, do you:

a) honour your end of the agreement, call them back and supply the information by the specified time?
b) even if you over-run and can't call back at the agreed time, call them back when you have the information anyway?
c) supply a bit of the information, ask them to ring you back when you have the rest, then when they call back, forget who they are and subsequently contradict yourself?
or d) forget about them entirely?
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:20, archived)

i'd go for d

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mongychops, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:21, archived)

what are you getting out of it?

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well, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:21, archived)

I'd want to know this too.

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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:23, archived)

Right now, nothing.
I'm just trying to find out when I'm due in for training, and I can't get a straight answer from anyone. Or any of the promised callbacks.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:34, archived)

e) have a wank

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:21, archived)

Who is it and what am I phoning about?
The answer to that depends if it's b or d.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:23, archived)

a

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:23, archived)

it depends, if its your mum asking what you want for tea, I would wait a bit
however, if its the police asking you for the vital clue you have about a terrorist plot, i might be inclined to give them a call.
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MrA, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:23, archived)

I would do a) but I'm guessing d) has happened to you. Or c)

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Jobe, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:25, archived)

probably d,
I'm terribly disorganised.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:27, archived)

I'd not do anything until they ring back
then the whole time they spoke I'd pass wind through the mouth piece

though obviously I cannot fart on cue like that nor would I like to use the mouth piece afterwards. So I would prepare a tape recording earlier.
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:29, archived)

I can.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:33, archived)

D.
I'm very forgetful.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:29, archived)

d)

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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:30, archived)

ooh i should know this

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spacefish bong!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:31, archived)

I think I've broken my knees.
Stupid running. Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow.
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Jobe, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:23, archived)

Ask me after the England match.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:25, archived)

I have.
Festival tickets on the cheap and beat a game. i am awesome.
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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:25, archived)

*firm handshakes*
WIN!
*fairground win music*
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MrA, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:27, archived)

I walked two miles
and I bought an onion, a pepper, some chillies and a trio of pears.
Then I walked two miles back.
Who needs buses when my trusty feet do the job just fine?
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:26, archived)

A car would have done it quicker.

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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:29, archived)

yeah but it would have been rubbish
and lazy.
Although actually, the traffic down Mayfield Road is terrible at this time of day, so it probably wouldn't even have been all that much quicker.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:29, archived)

and you'd have been less popular with Fang

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spacefish bong!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:30, archived)

yes
although he does like to go in the car. He thinks it magically creates holiday, mind, he'd be a bit disappointed if it only ended up at the grocer's.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:31, archived)

ohhh,
FOOD WIN!
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MrA, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:31, archived)

food and walk win.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:32, archived)

I WON WANTONLY

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:28, archived)

mmm won ton soup

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:28, archived)

i posted off my homework
this is less of a today-win than finishing it was yesterday, but it still had a feelgood vibe

oh, and i'm about two months ahead at work. i've only been there three days
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spacefish bong!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:29, archived)

They'll retire you in a couple of months when you are 35 years ahead.

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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:33, archived)

oh my god
i'd better do something hilariously stupid tomorrow to save my job
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spacefish bong!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:37, archived)

Blimey, quiet in here. I have smoked ZERO cigarettes today. What vices have you been giving up lately?
ALSO, Placebo's new album (Battle For The Sun) scores a whopping "meh" on the "omg scale".
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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:49, archived)

Miami.

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WHARRGARBL, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:50, archived)

I've not listened to the new Placebo album yet.
It's sitting on my desktop, waiting.
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WHARRGARBL, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:53, archived)

Meds is much better.

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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:54, archived)

I didn't really like Meds.

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WHARRGARBL, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:55, archived)

None.
In fact, I broke my teetotalness at the bash, but that's back now.

Placebo album is toss? Fancy...
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:50, archived)

Pfft, placebo aren't terrible.

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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:51, archived)

No, they just bring back memories of being surrounded by 15 year old female self harmers
that was the placebo contingent at my school. Twats.

That, and his nasal whine gets my goat too.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:52, archived)

He is so pretty though

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:02, archived)

I don't think I have any vices
It's 4 years since I stopped smoking if that's any help.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:51, archived)

you should keep smoking
you'll only end up getting fat if you quit
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well, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:52, archived)

I'm fat anyway.

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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:52, archived)

oh
uh, perhaps you could smoke more?
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well, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:56, archived)

I gave up coffee but then got bought a coffee maker a few months back.
Now I'm hooked more than ever.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:52, archived)

I bought a fancy coffee maker a couple of years ago
but I hardly use it, a bit of a waste of money. It takes ages to clean and use, I can never be bothered.
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Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:54, archived)

Mine's pretty cool, very quick.
Was 70% off in Argos as well, so that's why it was bought for me.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:55, archived)

Jesus. I've said some mundane things in my time, but that post is well up there.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:02, archived)

as soon as i reach payday, i'ma ordering me one of these
www.hasbean.co.uk/products/Aerobie-AeroPress-Coffee-&-Espresso-Maker.html

possibly before payday. i'm trying to teach myself discipline with money, but it's hard work
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spacefish bong!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:34, archived)

Nutella,
Honestly, I was eating way too much of it.
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Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:53, archived)

I can't buy Nutella, as I have spoons in my house
And Nutella + spoon = super awesomeness and suddenly the whole jar is gone.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:04, archived)

This is why I stopped eating it.

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Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:05, archived)

It gets dangerous.

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Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:05, archived)

i've given up hosting online bingo
but i feel a relapse coming on
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mongychops, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:54, archived)

did anyone ever find out exactly what the prizes were?

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well, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:58, archived)

great prizes are what they will be, or not

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mongychops, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:01, archived)

yeah, that's kinda vague

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well, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:02, archived)

i like to think it adds to the excitement, or not

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mongychops, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:04, archived)

i can't say bingo is relevant to my interests
sorry
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well, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:05, archived)

to be honest i'd run out of sitcoms and bingo was the only idea i had

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mongychops, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:10, archived)

I've given up /talk
I think I'm doing quite well.
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SuperMatt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:54, archived)

I'm weaning myself off trumping.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:55, archived)

Slowly moving off the vegetables?

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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:09, archived)

I don't have any vices
I'm too lovely.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:03, archived)

I gave up slagging and being jobless.
That's right, I am gainfully employed.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:03, archived)

I've been taking up more vices
ALL THE VICES IN THE WORLD
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Theoban What of it, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:05, archived)

I gave up smoking for about two hours this morning
:(
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moohalaa, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:06, archived)

if you quit just before going to bed you could last a whole 8 hours
perhaps longer
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well, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:08, archived)

Give up for three hours tomorrow.
Four the next day, etc
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Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:10, archived)

And what happens on the 24th day?
(Assuming that today is the first day)
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:16, archived)

Smoking. Day 12 today.

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Jobe, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:23, archived)

get in!
saved much money?
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spacefish bong!, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 18:46, archived)

It's more original than seeing an image of Jesus in a Battenburg cake, I suppose:
news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/northern_ireland/8092921.stm

Nom.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)

he shouldn't have complained
extra protein.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)

That's what I thought.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)

This is known as the Supermatt defence.

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:04, archived)

spunky chop slaps

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:08, archived)

Afternoon DG.

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:09, archived)

Noon all

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:10, archived)

Don't talk to them
WE don't need them.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:14, archived)

I wondered where you'd been hiding today
I was afraid you may have been caught in the wake of Wormulus' epic flounce.
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SuperMatt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:31, archived)

that looks delicious

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)

Hmmmm
Hang on, that looks fuck all like a malt loaf! I call fraud!
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)

BOOBIES

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)

SHAG

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CowJam, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:14, archived)

I lurve maltloaf.
Toasted and thickly butted. Mmmm.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:38, archived)

Butted?
But yes, you are right it is yummy in a sticky mouthed buttery kind of way.
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Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:07, archived)

See, I butter it but don't toas...
and I see what you're saying now.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:23, archived)

This has my interest at the moment
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/reviews/8092758.stm
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)

The Fox executives are a bit thick, really.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)

It was axed seven years ago?

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)

I think that may have been the first time.
2003.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)

Oh yes.
I quite like Futurama.
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Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)

I hear they brought it back on the strength of your opinion.

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:08, archived)

pfft

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:34, archived)

Serves him right for buying malt loaf.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)

But malt loaf is amazing.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)

I must admit to having never tried it.
It looks like the most unappetising thing ever though, and for that I feel it deserves to be embedded with dead mouse.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)

It's so nice.
Bit of butter, lovely.

Kind of dark treacly sugar and spice tasting. I'm talking like some sort of foreign mental, but you get my drift.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)

Hmmm, that doesn't sound too bad.
You may have swayed me into wanting to try it.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)

Come on, big manly testicles time
open the hangar, neeeeooow and all that sort of business.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)

really? it just looks a bit like fruit cake
and it's very nice indeed
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)

~~buying malt loaf~~ living in Northern Ireland.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)

~~in Northern Ireland~~
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)

this^

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CowJam, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:11, archived)

Yummy

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)

GNAAAH! OM NOM NOM NYOM! :o3

(Cuffbert, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)

you'd need to buy malt loaf
on the off chance of it having a dead mouse in
because you can't catch mice
because you are shit
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)

Yuo aer rubbesh at haikus :o3

(Cuffbert, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:53, archived)

YOU ARE RUBBISH AT EVERYTHING

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:59, archived)

Cuffbert is Druid
Druid is a mentalist
He is not a cat.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:00, archived)

Cuffbert!
*strokes*
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broadsword, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)

Oh HI there mistar Bumswords, yuo aer vere loevly and if
yuo needs to haev maybe a little mini bits of garding I wuold do yuo good raets maybe a chickins or sum fishs OM NOM NOM :o3
(Cuffbert, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:57, archived)

Oh hai cuffbert.
How's it hanging?
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RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)

I suspect he's neutered
so it's not.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)

I aer too busy GARDING for love and yuo do
nots get paid in CHICKINS either :o3
(Cuffbert, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)

Tell that wanker Druid that we saw a baby in the doctor's today that looked exactly like him.
It was more than a little bit unnerving.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)

Oh hello Cuffbert. You look LOVELY.
Miss you! x
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:50, archived)

That's nothing.
I found 24 blackbirds baked in my pie. They weren't half angry.
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)

Well, that's what
you get for eating malt loaf.
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The Neville What what what, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)

~~eating malt loaf~~ living in Northern Ireland
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)

hey now little mouse
i hope we understand one another
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Lightguy hail satan, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:56, archived)

Tell me what to do
LITTLE MOUSE!!!
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FoldsFive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:00, archived)

I've sent someone the 2nd Season of that on DVD as a Randomburn gift.

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WHARRGARBL, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:03, archived)

Is that because it's such a crushing disappointment after the sheer genius of the 1st series?

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RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:13, archived)

It's because it was £3 in HMV, and I thought "Someone might like this as a gift."
See also: Brass Eye
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WHARRGARBL, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:20, archived)

When I worked at Woolies, all those years ago,
we acquired a dvd with that episode of Brass Eye about nonces that got all banned. We had to send it back, otherwise I would have nicked it.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)

It wasn't banned, was it? - It's on the Brasseye DVD that I have?

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FoldsFive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:23, archived)

I'm sure it was only banned from TV.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)

The paedo special was withdrawn from sale.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)

Or at least it was for a while, anyway.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)

It was on the copy I purchased

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WHARRGARBL, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:50, archived)

it's entirely possibly that i sing this song at work when i have to find a small mouse to go with a laptop

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:07, archived)

the first time I read that headline, I didn't read the word 'mouse' and thought,
"That must have been a bloody big loaf".
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:06, archived)

*spang*

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:19, archived)

Foo0oOooo00oo00oooOOoOooo00ooooOoOo000oooOoO00ooooOo00od

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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)

I would have been interested
if a dead mouse had been found in Meat Loaf.
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:27, archived)

Someone talk about shares so I can tell everyone how good my AFC Energy shares are doing.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:46, archived)

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