I think they should all be hung outside their homes with nonce written on their foreheads and have all their human rights taken awaywww.facebook.com/home.php?ref=home#/topic.php?uid=78685565848&topic=8459
Watch out, nonce, FACEBOOK IS AFTER YOU !
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:54,
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death for foot lovers!now that's nonce sense.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:56,
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did you youthat nonce are gentically closer to crabs then they are people?
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Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 17:49,
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In other news, I still couldn't give a flying fuck about facebook links.(
Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:56,
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Let's start a facebook groupto stop these sick bastards'cos facebook make a difrunce!! 'arf
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Neddy shucking chit funt, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:57,
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You want this:www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=38712221407
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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:11,
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TonyUNDERSCORE belongs to the following facebook groups: B3ta, I joined a reactionary FB group to a news item I won't care about next week, The Mark Corrigan Appreciation SocietyThat's it. Nothing else is worth my time or matters to me.
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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:15,
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I don't know if I like you or not.(
TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:20,
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user number over 50000, usually safe to assume it's a complete cunt(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:21,
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YES! I'm slightly underneath the limit!(
TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:23,
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k, just going to go and talk to someone slightly less dull now(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:31,
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that's okI don't like me so all's well
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Neddy shucking chit funt, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:23,
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You lost five points because that sounded emo and / or lyrics from a My Chemical Romance song.(
TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:23,
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damndidn't realise it was a point scoring exercise.. note to self
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Neddy shucking chit funt, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:25,
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mmm yeah, I have to go to that thread over there now.(
TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:28,
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does someone give you a biscuit every time you type an exclamation mark?(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:19,
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When Hexy was in Manchester the other week, we were sat outside KroBar on Oxford Road talking aboutb3tans for several minutes, mainly Moohalaa. You were mentioned.
Hexy: "So, whats Gilgamesh like in real life?"
UNDER: "EXACTLY as he is on b3ta, only balder"
Hexy: "That's a real shame."
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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:22,
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I heard you drugged him and raped him(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:24,
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haha.... yeahhhh, I drug and rape a lot of people.(
TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:26,
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I was in the Air Force with Tony.I was over UNDER and he was under Dunne.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:24,
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Not directly. Technically, Dunn was under Oveur and I was under Dunn.(
TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:26,
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Don't give me this White Zone bullshit, Tony, we all know what this is about.You want an abortion.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:28,
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did he drug you and rape you?(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:28,
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How do feel about people who play Japanese anime rape video games?And try to unlock a 'cum' feature?
I'd class that as fairly noncey and creepy.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:57,
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yeahand people who play shooting games, lock them up for murder too.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:58,
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What about Beyond Good and Evil?Clearly paparazzi training game...
Oh Diana... /Daily Mail
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on the plus side, those people will never get to breedso I reckon it'll die out within one generation
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:58,
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how did it even get as far as this generation?(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:00,
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Not enough facebook groups.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:02,
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I honestly do not knowI'm amazed most of them haven't been arrested for trying to fuck squirrels
especially this paedophile
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:04,
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I think I missed this latest b3ta phenomenon.Though looking on the popular page, oh dear.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:13,
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he's a paedophile(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:14,
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OH INTERNETkinooyoru.deviantart.com/art/Komoe-s-chest-126514979
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weaver., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:28,
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yeah, I think what we're dealing with here is an actual paedophile(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:33,
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Surely a paedo would find a girl with huge tits less attractive?(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:35,
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I don't claim to know or understand how their filthy nonce minds work(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:38,
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HAPPY 8TH BIRTHDAYHERE'S SOME TITS
DAMN RIGHT YOU SHOULD LOOK SHOCKED
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"Ladies and Gentlemen i give you, fuko when she was 8"*nukes hard drive*
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What kind of action can i do in touching mode and les mode?(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:57,
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Surely there'd be no-one simultaneously noncy and pathetic enough to play this sort of game?(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:59,
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There is a fundamental problem with "erotic" computer games.Good games require two hands to play.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:59,
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That's why the Wii is the singler worst console ever made.Well, no, it's not, it's because it has such shit games.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:02,
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It's not the 2 hands thing.It's that it takes up my right hand...
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sadly, I'm afraid there is one here among our numberthe spotty one at the back, on his own with no girlfriend, ever
no, not SuperMatt, the one next to him
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:01,
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There's one WORSE than Supermatt?Should I be calling the police?
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:02,
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well, smathels would rape childrenbut he'd be thinking about animals
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:06,
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I just popped out to go to a shop.A junkie was lying on the street on the other side of the road and he shouted at me "Come over here and give me some money or I'll stab you."
He couldn't even stand up.
Have you seen a lazier attempt at violent crime lately?
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:58,
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I´ve responded to a mugger in a similar lazy fashionNew Malden train station, several years ago
Mugger (after some pre-amble): Give me your wallet or I´ll knife you
Me: Mate, I´ve been clubbing all weekend, really could do without this right now
I think I bored him to death, I started rambling about where I´d been & he fucked off
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broadsword, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:04,
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BURN EVERYBODY EVER JUST IN CASE YOU CAN NEVER BE TOO CAREFUL WIV DA ANGLES(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:59,
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ARF!' think whoever is responsible should be commended for taking such an ugly girl off the street. Buy that man a beer.'
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:00,
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That's a b3tan isn't it?(
Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:02,
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If you like.How're you?
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:06,
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Considering what?(
Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:08,
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The recession's still biting.But at least I've now got applications in for a couple of jobs I've a reasonable cgance of getting.
And I'll be gigging again in september.
And how's you?
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:10,
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Cool.Are you still bald and dole, then?
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:11,
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No, my brother's the bald one.I've still got a luxuriant mane of grey.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:13,
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My sister in dublin lost her job a month ago.She rang me last tuesday to say she got another one, on higher salary.
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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:35,
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Things seem to be improving a little.Or, at least, not getting worse any quicker.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:38,
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what proportion of those comments should be reading as satirical?i don't really have much experience with facebook
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well, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:02,
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We should do a facebook-vs-[comments in news websites]-vs-dear didryStupid-question-off.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:04,
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Didry?Oh, Gonz.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:06,
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Jesus.I know someone who has joined that group.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:04,
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Name and shame.And if it's not a b3tan then, erm, claim it is anyway.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:05,
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It's not a b3tan.It's a neaderthal wanker I used to work with. You know the sort who have the English flag tattooed on their forearm along with their own name. *facepalm*
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:07,
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Flag tattoos are a remarkably accurate indicator of stupidity.Regardless of the flag.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:11,
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Fair dos.And not to just single him out, I know an Irish lad with the Irish flag and his own name tattooed on his forearm.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:14,
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I'd give him such a slagging if I wasn't wearing a t shirt right now.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:16,
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I think it's time to stop speaking to them(
Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:07,
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I rarely see him.And when I do see him it's nothing more than a 'y'alright?'
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:08,
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I do like how on the main page of the group, amongst the "PEADOS ARE SICK" discussion forumsthere's a "MICHAEL JACKSON IS DEAD :( PLEASE SEND CONDOLENCES" message
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I spoted that and did a little lol.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:09,
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I've got two 'friends' on there, I think one of them is a b3tan.I would eliminate them in the next round of deletions, but then how would I find such amazing links?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:13,
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Here's a poem by a man widely regarded as an Irish hero.LITTLE LAD OF THE TRICKS
by Padraig Pearse.
Little lad of the tricks,
Full well I know
That you have been in mischief:
Confess your fault truly.
I forgive you, child
Of the soft red mouth:
I will not condemn anyone
For a sin not understood.
Raise your comely head
Till I kiss your mouth:
If either of us is the better of that
I am the better of it.
There is a fragrance in your kiss
That I have not found yet
In the kisses of women
Or in the honey of their bodies.
Lad of the grey eyes,
That flush in thy cheek
Would be white with dread of me
Could you read my secrets.
He who has my secrets
Is not fit to touch you:
Is not that a pitiful thing,
Little lad of the tricks ?
Oddly enough plenty of people argue that this is no way a paedo poem.
I think it's time we informed facebook.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:15,
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where can I download the cumshot add-on for that poem?(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:18,
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No, no, no, Gilgamesh, it isn't a paedo poem.It's a metaphor.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:19,
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I want those girl to play with her self. can i do it?(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:22,
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The man was a hero, Gilgamesh, he died for his country.And it's a bad translation.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:23,
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Hitler was a hero to many and he died for his countryI don't remember him writing poems about wanting to put his Hitlerwinkie in a boy's mouth though
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:26,
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No, he died for Germany, that wasn't his country.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:27,
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Hitlerwinkie would be a great band name(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:29,
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Germany and Austria were made into one country in 1938 by the Anschlussso yeah, I was right and everything you said was utterly fucking wrong and I'm great and you have a teeny tiny little maggot willy with no pubes yet
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:36,
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Yeah, but you mentioned the nazis so you have to go to prison for breaking Godwin's Law and Maddy's hymen.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:38,
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surely that's obeying Godwin's Law.(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:43,
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Haha, seems I've got a 24Vdc adapter at a variety of settings including 750mAI don't have anyt hing else to contribute, so talk amongst yourselves. I'm just glad to have an internet back after two weeks without.
I may have lost some weight and went out in the sunshine etc
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moohalaa, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:14,
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*leans over**polishes your head with a yellow cloth and some Pledge*
*tips hat*
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moohalaa, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:18,
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shining JMG`s helmet ehsurely you can do better than that.
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:36,
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splendid sightnothing quite like a shiny helmet!
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Neddy shucking chit funt, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:42,
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I noticed your bump.How long since your last period?
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:15,
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I'm considering going to the cinema tonightshould I go see Transformers or Year One?
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minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:15,
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JackAction agrees with youa common opinion, it seems
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minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:20,
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If you don't pick the giant transforming robots, you're dead to me.(
Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:17,
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Hello comrade.What news from the old country? What's the political situation and stuff?
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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:20,
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its fucking warm spiderhot sun type stuff and blue skys.
we are going to melt
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TBL I posted this on, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:22,
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no blue in the sky today herestill bloody warm though
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minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:25,
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Everyone here's complaining of cold weather at 16 degrees.I'm in bloody heaven, saw 4 days of rain since I got over here and it's the middle of winter ffs!
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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:28,
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What wheels are you getting?(
Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:26,
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another XJRI got first refusal on a Black one I have had my eyes on for the last 7 years. Bloke will sell to me for £2000 when i get it... could be a while though, have to sell the old one first and I am in two minds as i love it.
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TBL I posted this on, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:30,
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What have you now?I'll ask the room's opinion on it.
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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:32,
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an 97 XJRgetting a bit tatty round the edges and could do with a re-spray - so do i spend the money on doing up the one I have, or flogging it for 1800 and buying the 98 one. sort of a devil you know v's devil you dont
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TBL I posted this on, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:35,
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blah fucking blah, I'm TBL and I have a Jaguar blah fucking blah, I'm TBL and I have a Jaguar blah fucking blah, I'm TBL and I have a Jaguar blah fucking blah, I'm TBL and I have a Jaguar blah fucking blah, I'm TBL and I have a JaguarWE KNOW, YOU TELL US EVERY OTHER SODDING WEEK THAT YOU HAVE A JAGUAR
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:37,
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BLAH BLAH I LIKE GARY ARSEWIPING NUMAN TOO AND I HAVE A JAGUAR BLAH BLAH BLAHROLL CALL, WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO, I LIKE 1980s ELECTROSHIT DANCE BOLLOCKS, I HAVE A JAGUAR BLAH BLAH BLAH
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:40,
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oh dear,looks like someone needs a little sit down in the chillaxation corner.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:44,
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He seems a bit upset.Why don't you calm him down by telling him about your car, and the music you listen to while driving that car.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:47,
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nahhe may not like me telling him how I intend to drive down for an ice cream later on while playing "cars" on the CD player with the windows down.
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TBL I posted this on, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:54,
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pretty good reallyexcept for this messageboard I post on, it's full of dullards today
God how I hate them all
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:47,
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haha, you said "allegedly"that is one of those words that is automatically funny!
like when things hilariously cost 11p! lol
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:54,
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this is the first time i've been introduced to this conceptshould i not use that word then?
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well, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:54,
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I'm just so bored of lazy humour"allegedly" is one they trot out on HIGNFY to get a cheap laugh, 11p is used the same way here
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:56,
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it wasn't intended as humour, i just like to try to cram as many useless words into a post as possible(
well, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:00,
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Thank God we've got you here,keeping things fresh
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:02,
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I had a sandwich lol(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:12,
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you boring predictable twat, why haven't you written SNARN on a photo of a kitten yet?(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:14,
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Because I wouldn't want to jump onto Cockweasel's one man bandwagon.(
my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:21,
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never mind Frankyou can always look forwards to Tuesday when some more come in.
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TBL I posted this on, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:50,
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That's fineBut Spider did ask...
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:46,
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cram a sock in it, fatso(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:48,
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Your insults are getting worseYou should work on them.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:49,
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will do, lardarse(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:52,
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Haha, bored and acting angry on a message board !Great stuff.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:53,
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He's so edgy and cool ! I wish I was edgy and cool !He's just like Dr House !
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:55,
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Last episode of the 6th season was a mindfuck for me.(
Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:58,
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Government won't be falling this side of Christmas.Lisbon 2 to take place in early october, looking cautiously optimistic so far.
Libertas gone in a cloud of internal lawsuits, and the Shinners crumbling nicely.
Still too many smiling blueshirts for my taste, though.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:22,
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loads of people still going north for booze shopping.buttercrane carpark still full of white plates
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TBL I posted this on, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:26,
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Lots of FFers still claiming shopping in the six counties is unpatriotic, then getting terribly confused when you challenge them on it.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:27,
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Wonder how patriotic they think I acted by refusing to pay to dig the country out of a hole I didn't help dig.(
Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:29,
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That mob have always liked emigration.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:32,
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harsh but fairello Spoider.
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minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:18,
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That's me in a nutshell.Well boy, what's the craic? How's you?
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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:21,
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Il'm very well, thankseverything is well and all that
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minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:23,
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Go watch The Hangover.I've been told by a few people that it's quite good.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:17,
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I've heard good things about itbut looks like a wait and download to me
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minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:19,
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I'm not entirely convinced myself.But it does have Mike Tyson.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:20,
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year one?you actually considering spending money on that load of old unfunny bollocks?
see transformers!
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:30,
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I'm watching the eastenders omnibus.I want to be at home.
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CowJam, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:16,
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if you press the red button, you can watch football or glastonburyas the mood takes you
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minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:21,
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I'm not a fan of either reallyOf all the telly available I've chosen eastenders, but I'd rather not be where I am.
I'm going to try get tickets for glasto next year though, to see what it's like before I get too old.
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CowJam, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:26,
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it's been a couple of years since i last did a festivalI'm beginning to feel the urge again. I think could be tempted by Glasto next year too.
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minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:37,
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You did an entire festival?What a slut.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:50,
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I'm lining up tickets to AC/DC in melbourne, if everything plays into my hands.(
Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:51,
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have you hit minus thirty stone yet?(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:16,
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*points and laughs at the fat cunt*(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:18,
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Who was the idiot user who kept claiming he's lost weightand you calculated that he was something like minus 12 stone
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clue: it was a fat persongo deduce, Sherlock
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:25,
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I'm in Newcastle now so come to Newcastle as you said you were coming to Newcastle(, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:22, archived)
yes but that was the weekend I was going to go to newcastle and you weren't in newcastle so I didn't go to newcastleand £100 for train tickets what the fuck robbing train Jew pigdogs and so on
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moohalaa, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:25,
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yeah, like your fat gut and his fat face would fit in the same city(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:31,
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I quite like that eminem song "Guilty Concious".It's about eminem, and Dre, who are both 'angels' and 'devils', they're rapping about different situations. The first one, about robbing a shop and the second one, having sexual intercourse with a drunk underage girl, both end in the 'angel' (dre) winning. But then the third one, walking in on your wife cheating, ends in the angel changing his mind and agreeing with the devil.
It's very good, like a little four minuite story.
Eminem is quite the hip hop artest slash actor.
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Is cous cous prone to feeling guilty?(
Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:26,
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You know what Gonzo, I'm going to steem some assparaigious tips and put some buttir on themand eat them in some paster
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moohalaa, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:27,
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you pig-thick dyslexic brainspastic, can't you learn to fucking spell?(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:30,
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I quite like them microwaved, it concentrates the flavour.On an 'english muffin' with a poached egg.
Whole lot done in the microwave for a really easy simple meal =D
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:31,
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Haha, yeah', I guess we are into different things, haha, yeah'.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:37,
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This is all wrong.Asparagus should be griddled until tender and a little bit browned.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:34,
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I just boiled some once and put it in a chicken and mayo sandwich
bloody luvly
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I really do hope you don't mind, but I don't think boiling asparagous will produce the best results.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:49,
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oh im a fool, i remember i fried them now.
shit it was so long ago i forgot how i cooked the stuff
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Frying should do much the same as griddling.And in general, frying anything makes it better
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:54,
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Hello you screaming botter.You up for the festival this year?
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:24,
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certainly, I was going to reply to your gaz on my phonewill be there as normal & likely camp there too so I can stay up late!
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moohalaa, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:26,
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Has anyone here got any idea how to build a power adaptor from scratch?I've scoured the internet for clues, maybe it can't be done.
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Beware, you who seek first and final principles, for you are trampling the garden of an angry God and he awaits you just beyond the last theorem.(
ArthurTheRat, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:00,
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someone answered this 2 hours ago when you asked it on yahoo answers you fat spastic(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:16,
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half- or full- wave rectifier and some electrolytic capacitors, job done, sorted, good times, no offence, forum banter etc(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:01,
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yeah,what kind of wattage are you looking at?
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:01,
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BUMP.(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:08,
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ANSWER NOT QUICK ENOUGH(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:08,
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WELL GET YOUR FUCKING ARSE INTO GEAR.HE HASN'T GOT ALL DAY. WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE TAKING ALL DAY TO HELP HIM OUT?
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:09,
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how about you fuck off back to 4chan and take that smathels paedophile with you?(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:08,
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from 230V AC mains?does it need to be regulated?
You can get mains frequency transformers on Maplin or RS that could provide a reasonable unregulated AC supply. Stick a rectifier and filter on that and you're away.
What's it for?
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:07,
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Well it obviously can be done and is done daily by power adaptor manufacturers.Dumb fuck.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:01,
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power supply for what exactly? a tractor? computer? Saturn Five fucking rocket?(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:02,
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you are believe it or not, wrong.it's an adaptor for a gaming pheripheral. a logitech steering wheel i picked up in a market for a fiver, it works, but needs the extra adaptor for the force feedback to work.
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believe it or not, you are wrongit's an ADAPTER for a gaming PERIPHERAL you dyslexic spastic
and how the fuckers can I be wrong when I asked a question?
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:07,
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lesson to be learnt here.do not help the spastics.
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:10,
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It's quite simple, really.But, alas, my ship is becalmed in the southern ocean, and below me the MIGHT KRAKEN stirs.
We brave sailors await or inevitable and tragic end.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:02,
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Whereabouts in southern waters?Anywhere near me?
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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:15,
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Kiddy fiddler(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:02,
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NONCE!(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:04,
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<s>laptop power cable</s> 12 year old(
Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:06,
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sync? I see you kiddy fiddlers all know each others' names(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:10,
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All right Smathels, how are you today?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:08,
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he needs "cumshot adds"b3ta.com/talk/6258149
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:12,
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To be fair, once you've spluffed your load, there is no point in continueing playing.And with the amount of people here into Vector Tits, poligon tits is an upgrade.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:19,
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And in a brave move, young Gonz decides to go against the herd, and offer a hand of friendship to the latest whipping boy.Is our silver tongued illiterate showing his friendly side, or will is he merely lulling the new person into a false sense of security?
STAY TUNED TO /TALK TO FIND OUT!
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:13,
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oh fine finegetting used to all the flying shit going round and made quite a sustainable amount of enemies.
The real challenge now is trying to get Gilgamesh to say something other then "fuck off pedophile"
How long do ya reckon that take
(, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:32, archived)
er you tie some wires together, expose the ends and then stick it in the power socketwarning, following what I have written could well lead to death...so do not do at all and if you do follow them then you are a fucking spastic
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:02,
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stick a screwdriver in the live socket and touch your tongue on it, make sure it's working before you go buying diodes and shit(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:03,
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the best power adaptors are made from the flyback transformers out of old CRTstrust me on this
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spacefish bong!, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:03,
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haha yeah if you want 17kV.lols. great times.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:09,
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I can help.(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:05,
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Too slow, old man.(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:06,
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Ah but I may have meant it.*sticks out tongue*
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:07,
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Well.Well I never.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:08,
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Haha, someone's going to blow up their consumour electronics because they can't google or ebay.Gutted !
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:07,
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here you gohttp://www.powershopuk.co.uk/aticles/?678ey/poweradaptors
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:10,
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ohhh noyou are not getting me with that again.
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:13,
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Stephen Fry and Jonathon RossThe bastards! I made the mistake of following them on Twitter and now I want to be an overpaid celeb. And pretentious.
One thing that I have learnt is that Jonathon Ross gets a bottle of that iced coffee stuff left on his desk each morning with an upturned glass on top of it. Bet it's ice cold too. Lucky git.
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that hardly seems like adequate compensation for having to go on the telly.(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:20,
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In all honestyI'd cover Mr Ross on his Friday night show if I got a bottle of iced coffee. And an upturned glass.
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You'd save the BBC a fortune.(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:21,
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I can imagine The Sun covering my expenses bill nowSCANDAL - In 2009, Wobb claimed for a bottle of Coke Zero and a Freddo... 0.79% of YOUR license fee.
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you must really like your iced coffee and upturned glasses.(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:22,
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thats nothingyou should see what they do for a iced bun.
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:37,
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I'd rather you didn't watchif it's all the same with you
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CowJam, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:11,
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That state is as untouchable as Eliot Ness.(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:37,
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I feel sorry for his wifeshe was covered in Eliotts Mess.
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:37,
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Ok, this is simple.Are you incredibly talnted and charismatic?
Great, now work incredibly hard for a couple of decades and you'll be sorted.
It's THAT easy.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:22,
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either that or be fucked up enough to get on Big Brotherand act like a twat for a few weeks.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:23,
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You'll notice that lot aren't as well paid, or popular as Ross or Fry.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:24,
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I'd need to analyse the statistics.(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:26,
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I love Brian Dowling.(
Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:34,
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Well, I hate to break it to you, but...(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:35,
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Some of the original ones aren't bad.They're just fucking ridiculous now.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:36,
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That's a good point.Anna Nolan off of the first one is a good friend of mine.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:37,
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Anna was awesome. Especially drunk.She should have won.
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:37,
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I liked her.The Lesbo Nun.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:37,
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there can never be enough lesbian nuns in my book/waves book
look its called `lesbian nuns in leather and boots`
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:39,
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Oh, Ty.What did you think of the new Star Trek?
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:40,
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I liked it, E counted cinema ceiling tilesand LENSFLARE.
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:44,
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I really liked it.Spock was excellent. They did seem to like the old lensflare, alright.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:45,
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i found stephen fry's twittering to be dullwhich i felt proved the point that it was a pointless medium. If stephen fry can't make it interesting, then there's no hope for anyone
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minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:22,
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why can no one on the internet spell "Jonathan" correctly?also: Stephen Fry is a tedious cunt
also also: Jonathan Ross is a tedious cunt
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:23,
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haha, oldoh wait
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:27,
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He can't afford to wait.He could die at any moment.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:28,
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You mean you didn't learn to write your own name until you were TWENTY?(
Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:35,
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HA HA YOU ARE AN OLD(
Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:38,
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You should grow your hair long again.That was super sexy.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:45,
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Terrible bullyingYou made me all sad with your horrible sarcasm. I might die now and it would be all your fault.
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He's far too old for you, even in that photo.(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:57,
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I'm not a 14 year old with her tits out in cartoon formI think I'm safe.
(, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)
You never know with these types.(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:02,
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fuck off paedophile(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:53,
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Stephen Fry is the guest on Top Gear tonight(
Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:50,
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Think he'd drive his car from Kingdomloved that ep where he thought his other half lost it
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I remember reading something ages agoabout him owning an old black taxi.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:57,
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child molester(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:59,
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FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD THREAAAAAAAADWhat's for Sunday dinner?
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Mrs Sp@m, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:00,
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Ice cream.(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:01,
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I'd love a mr whippywith raspberry sauce
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:10,
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Really, do you need some advice too?(
Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:11,
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I'm having a curry instead of the usual roast dinner because my parents are out.I feel like I'm living in a broken home :(
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ArthurTheRat, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:01,
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Poor Easty, the latchkey kid.(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:02,
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I'm also out of anti-perspirantthis just won't do :(
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ArthurTheRat, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:04,
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Throw some talc under your arms.(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:08,
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Or go to the shops and buy some more.While you're there, minimum fuss wants some milk.
I'm fighting fires all over the place today.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:10,
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I have a pain in my right ear.Fix this, please.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:11,
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Ibuprofen.Or hypnotism. But I'd try the ibuprofen first.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:12,
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punch yourself in the left ear(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:15,
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Nooo, my tragus piercing still isn't fully healed in that ear, ow.(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:19,
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It's very traguc.(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:34,
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I've got milk nowAnd a cup of tea waiting on the table
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minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:16,
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No, pizza and claret is living the dream.(
Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:12,
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I'm going to make fajitas.With guacamole and sour cream.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:04,
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toasted muffins and teaI'll have proper food this evening
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minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:08,
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I had rabbit faggots and venison with dock puddingI am now skint
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I betthis guy was bullied at school.
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:18,
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It's a pudding with two gay cocks in it, and the foreskin of one is rolled over the foreskin of the other and they have a wank.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:15,
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www.yorkshirerecipes.co.uk/freeyorkshiredockpuddingrecipe.htm
That is more or less the traditional recipe, what I had today was a little cheffy though
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I knowBut they also had a raspberry flavoured bitter from Saltaire which was pretty lovely too.
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Pork!!Stir fry or with jersey royal spuds... not sure what to do!! Arrrggghhh
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Neddy shucking chit funt, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:31,
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Some dead birdwhich is a shame, since she made a wonderful brew
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Make soup out of itIt will continue to make a good brew!
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Neddy shucking chit funt, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:55,
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Thats a Great Idea!thinking i might put the organs in a suet pudding of some kind
Damn, i'm hungry for Fry Bentos' pies now
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Here's one for Funny Name cornerThe chief minister of Delhi - one Sheila Dikshit:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sheila_Dikshit
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i'm visiting Dublin in a couple of weekswhat touristy things should I do?
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minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:30,
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Avoid it.Come to Kilkenny! Ooh, we should have a mini bash.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:31,
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it's been years since I visited Kilkennybut it has to be Dublin this time. Taking the boyfriend for his birthday as he's never been!
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minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:33,
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Cool.Come to Kilkenny sometime, we can have a Kilkenny bash.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:33,
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Fuck that, my birthday party will be in Dublin in a couple of weeks.It's very important.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:34,
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Well, I shall endeavour to attend that.What bit are you living in?
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:34,
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Dundrum.It won't be a mega bash, but we've a spare room if you're coming up.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:41,
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That's near enough my sister's place aswell, I think.Cool.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:42,
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If there weather's good take the walking tour of 1916 related sites, it'll give you a better feel for the city than any of the bus tours.The national museum at Collins Barracks is excellent, as is the National Gallery.
Stay out of Temple Bar.
Send me a gaz in advance and I'll show you around.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:32,
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I must do that this summer, haven't done that in years.(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:34,
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ooh, that sounds interestingnot sure I could convince the other half to do it though.
So long as I get to the Guinness factory, I'll be happy enough. I've never been.
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minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:34,
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Jameson distillery is supposed to be good.Is he into shopping?
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:36,
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I've done the Jameson tourIt was quite good until the end when I realised I don't actually like whisky.
He's not much of a shopper, so it'll probably be more of a pub crawl
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minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:38,
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Ah right.You'll be grand, then. Lots of pubs.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:40,
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You don't like whiskey?That is so gay.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:45,
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I was dreading being picked to do the sample tastingluckily i wasn't
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minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:47,
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[something about you people swallowing unpleasant liquids or something](
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:50,
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speaking of unpleasant liquidsI threw out the milk as it had gone off so now I have no milk but a terrible thirst for tea
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minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:52,
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Do you have shops in Ireland?I think I may know how to solve this problem.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:54,
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yea, but the nearest one is all the way at the top of the street(
minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:56,
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You have a right to march along your traditional route on the Queen's Highway.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:57,
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We have that shite here now and it's all your fault.www.coventrytelegraph.net/news/coventry-news/2009/06/08/orangemen-set-for-controversial-coventry-parade-92746-23814367/
Bunch of cunts.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:00,
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I'm glad to say that at least one b3ta showed up for the protest at that.But describing them as "our fault" is a bit odd.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:01,
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I believe this nonsense gained enormous popularity in Ireland.(
Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:04,
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Try calling them Irish to their face and you'll see what I mean.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:07,
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For fuck's sake.(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:02,
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I've just read that they started in the War Memorial Park.Fantastic.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:05,
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This is a problem. Hmmmmm.Do you have any friends or relatives that you can call for help? You should have kept hold of those Romanian slaves and had one of them fetch you a bottle.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:58,
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The only good thing in Temple Bar is the Porterhouse, and the Czech Inn.(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:42,
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Leopardstown, Shelbourne or Harold's Cross.(
Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:40,
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Harold's Cross?For the doggies or the heroin?
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:42,
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Drugged up madras(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:43,
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It didn't look that bad when we were driving round there, lost, because THERE ARE NO FUCKING DIRECTION SIGNS IN ALL OF IRELAND.Nice track mind. I've never been to Shelbourne, what's it like?
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:45,
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Ah sure, everyone knows where they're going sure.(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:45,
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Which Shelbourne?The hotel, the doggies or the football ground?
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:46,
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Dogs.As you very well know.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:46,
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I've not been, but I hear it's very good.And regarding the lack of signage, we want foreigners to visit. But we don't want to be so welcoming that they stay for eight hunderd years.
etc.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:48,
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We wouldn't be marauding around your countryside if you'd just point us in the right direction.I think you could use another occupation to sort your roads out.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:53,
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dogs aren't racing any of the days I'm there:(
I've been wanting to go to a dog tracks for a while now. There's one not too far from here, I just need to get a group organised.
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minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:49,
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We have a Funny Name Corner?Why was I not informed?
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:28,
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Dr, Maida Smellienews.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/6725493.stm
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Pfffffffft(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:29,
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yeswww.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alex_Mc_We_dont_have_need_or_want_a_funny_name_corner_you_wanker
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:31,
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We do have one, though.It's in the newsletter. I forgot about that.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:32,
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The newsletter is rubbish on account of never having had an interview with me.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:36,
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Interview yourself and send it in.(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:40,
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there is a guy in gibraltar called dikshit tooone of the richest men in the world apparently. think he founded partygaming.
also, i´ve just mopped my whole flat. i´m proud of doing the cleaning.
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But you know her as Mum.(
Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:48,
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Which is a terrible thing to call one's wife.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:49,
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wow, you've managed to find something I almost completely don't care about!well done there!
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:57,
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Now this looks like fun.www.shortnews.com/start.cfm?id=79310
What spoof stories do you wish were true?
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:28,
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You're in favour the the sexual abuse of children with aspergers by their uncles?(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:35,
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Who isn't?(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:37,
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given how ugly some of the QOTWers areI'd say the uncles
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minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:47,
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By "I wish they were true"I mean "I wish they'd tell the fucking truth"
See,the joke is, most of the QOTWers lie.
Lol!!
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They'd be a lot duller if they were true.This week's stories would consist mainly of "one time I was getting the bus and it showed up slightly late, but then the traffic was quite light and I reached my destination on time."
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:40,
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Then why bother with QOTW?Can't it just be.... Joke of the Week?
Oh, I don't care. In caps.
(, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:43, archived)
I'm flabbergasted that I didn't guess that instantly.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:55,
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There's a bit of an internet argument going on in the comments underneath.OMG!
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:36,
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I'm staying out of that in case I hurt anyone's feelings.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:38,
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The last thing anyone on the internet wants to do,is offend another internet user. Internetting makes happy time!
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:41,
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Gosh, yes.This is serious.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:41,
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seen this?www.thegoldensprout.com/events/100th-birthday-bash-pirate-boat-party
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:11,
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I should make an effort to go to that.(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:14,
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the one about qotw being shut down(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:40,
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I'm in favour of the continuuing existence of QOTW, for the same reason as my support for a shallow end in swimming pools.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:41,
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It's something to look down our noses at.(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:42,
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ooh, and the one about SSG having pancreatic cancer(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:43,
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I for one hope he hooks up with an acute one.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:44,
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He's really quite ill y'know.I've not seen him in some days, he's spending time with his family.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:44,
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Online and offline personas are very different in everyoneHell, I bet Gilga works for charity.
I bet Piston is a hit with the ladies.
I bet Moohalaa is married to a buxom blonde lady
I bet Wormulus is tolerable.
smathels is attracted to real, non-fictional women who are over 18.
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I bet Friz isn't a talentless needy shitcunt with a massive fat face(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:54,
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this just in from Google:www.google.co.uk/search?q=talentless+needy+attention+whoring+shitcunt&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&client=firefox-a
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:58,
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oh mongy, I have abused a search engine by manipulating search resultsI could do time for this
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:03,
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it's against all the laws of the internetI'm expecting the Internet Police to break my door down any second
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:09,
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I'd be more impressed if that linked to the actual article in question(, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:01, archived)
I'll give you odds of 1,000,000/1 on that bet(
minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:57,
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I bet he works for charity.www.b3ta.com/talk/6256750
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:58,
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Did smathels send anyone else an incoherent, pathetically grovelling gaz after he made a tit of himself?(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:00,
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Nope.Please, post it.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:02,
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Which making a tit of himself are we talking about here?Did I miss something?
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:04,
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he wants "cumshot adds" too apparentlyb3ta.com/talk/6258149
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:06,
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www.b3ta.com/talk/6255211
and a fine bit of detective work, www.b3ta.com/talk/6255289
Oh, and lazymuffin threw his(?) toys out of his pram a bit later, www.b3ta.com/talk/6255675
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:07,
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You should see his profilewww.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=79398
(, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:09, archived)
Summary: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:11,
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For posterity, I'd like to copy paste that into a post I can spaz back to in The Future after it has been changed.lazymuffin's profile currently reads:
"seriously i hate you all. i won't last the week but i'm sure you can all think of some amusing pictures to illustrate my death. to make matters worse, you're all so fucking scared of originality, you continue to accuse me of being a "comedy account" one of the regulars, one of the clique. Rest assured, i'm new "ish" you don't know me, I just hate you. A lot. It's grown in fact. If you all did a Jackson/Fawcett I might be a little upset at first but only til I remembered how fucking cruel and egocentric you really are. Ning."
Thank you.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:14,
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I like how he thinks we'll remember him next week, that's some real optimism there(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:17,
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I'm willing to bet it keeps returning and whining for a few months.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:19,
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i'm pretty sure this is the only messageboard on the internetotherwise, why would people come here solely to complain that it's shit? if there was some sort of alternative it would make sense to check it out first, see if it would be the sort of place that you like
a couple of years ago the only messageboard on the internet was about spiderman. i hate spiderman, and i tried to get them to change it so that it was about batman. not too big a change i thought, but they just got upset. selfish cunts
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spacefish bong!, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:32,
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He only posted four times and he got that upset?(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:13,
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Well, yes, but also all her other accounts got banned because she is an intolerable south african ugly old spinster.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:16,
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She should have been here last year, she'd have got on well with Bou.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:16,
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It's not necessarily Bou.It's just as likely to be some self-obsessed pansy teenager who's not had enough attention in the last 10 minutes.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:23,
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I've only been here a weekand I've been accused of being a comedy account soooooo many times....ho hum such is life!! But I am real.. I think.. mmmm yup I am
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Neddy shucking chit funt, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:21,
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Oh, some people do that as a matter of course.They're tedious wankers, just ignore them.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:24,
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Just wait till next week when your L plate disappears and we all relent and let you into the clique.You'll get a t shirt, the secret passwords and handshakes, AIDS and a free pint of Tennents.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:25,
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Yay!AIDS!! Not the bad AIDs I hope.. had it once was a right pisser
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Neddy shucking chit funt, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:29,
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FUCK OFF FENRIS(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:25,
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Thank you.Twats.
What do these people expect to achieve with their "WHYYY WON'T YOUACCEPT ME????:( You are SO CLIKQUE :(:(:( WAH" posts?
Do they think we will all go "Oh dear! I'm am sorry I upset you. Please make yourself comfortable and tell us again how you did drugs this one time and then had sex with a girl. We promise to care this time."?
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:12,
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BOU.End of.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:18,
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Well that's a fairly common position round here.Where did it all go wrong?
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:19,
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They're friendless social misfits who are unable to accept it's their fault they're utterly dislikeable wastes of flesh.If they go to pubs, they probably sit on their own for several hours then approach an unrelated group of people having a laugh and scream "EVERYONE IN THE WORLD IS IN A CLIQUE, I HATE YOU ALL!!!" at them, before bursting into tears and storming out of the door.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:19,
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Now that you put it that way, I think I know this guy.He's a regular in my local.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:20,
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We have one like that too.He tried to convince us the sun was in the wrong position in the sky the other week.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:22,
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The Sage (which is how we refer to our local cunt) got himself barred from Neary's.The head barman there said "I'm not serving you because everybody hates you. And they're right to."
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:23,
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Hahaha, brilliant.Séamy is barred from the Den for much that reason, I wish Cooke's would bar him too. You should come down the 'cow for a pint.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:27,
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wait, what? are you not meant to do that in pubs?(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:20,
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Actually Wormulus is really quite an affable chap.(
Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:00,
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Oh, you know. Fair to middling.(
Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:06,
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I wouldn't trust him.I'll give you that.
He reminds me of a politician in that sense.
I like him though.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:03,
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Did you know that if you give politicians viagra they get taller?(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:04,
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i'm not sure i could hold a conversation with someone i don't trust at all, you'd have to keep it all general(
mongychops, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:07,
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so yeah, weather's been nice this week(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:10,
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Hello bitchtits.How are you now?
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:20,
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living in Belfast I tend to wish the real news was actually spoof:(
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minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:46,
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It is.I mean, a Minister for Science who believes that the bible is literally true, an electoral system that prevents the people having any say in the running of their government, and a police force who claims to know where all the loyalist guns are, but won't take them for "operational reasons."
That can't really be the case.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:49,
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Dia duit.I just had a Crunchie ice lolly. It wasn't very nice.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:19,
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Dia's muire duit.This is the sad price to be paid for reckless snack-choosery.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:22,
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It had icy bits in it:(Never mind, I have eclairs and minstrels for film watching later. It's too fucking humid here. How's Dublin?
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:28,
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Hot and humid.I've got to plan somewhere to bring the missus for dinner later.
*dons thinking cap*
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:30,
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We had Indian last night. Nom.In Dublin, or are you in Chil Chainnigh?
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:31,
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Status Quo have just taken to the stage at Glastonbury!Live Cam with Adam & Joe
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:03,
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I could not give one single fuck about Glastonbury.I wish the BBC would fuck off with it.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:04,
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No I'm not.You're fucking awful and Glastonbury is nowhere near as shit but still shit.
I don't have to be grumpy to hate things. If someone wanted to talk about something worthwhile I'd be all sunshine and happiness.
Topics include, but are not restricted to: Sports, Food, good Films and good music
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:06,
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So what's your view on Michael Vaughn retiring?(
Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:07,
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Wha...?This is news to me?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:11,
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played his last game apparentlynews.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket/counties/yorkshire/8122839.stm
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:13,
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Crikey.He's not been the same since the ashes win though.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:14,
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BRING BACK NASSER HUSSAIN(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:15,
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ROBERT CROFT FOR TEST CAPTAIN!Yeah!
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:17,
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say what you like about him, he was a great opening batsman.
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:17,
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Even if he didn't hit the ball, he'd get his men to shoot anyone who said he didn't get a 6.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:18,
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Are you saying all people who play cricket are asian?(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:23,
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apart from the Negroes and convict colonialsyes.
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:25,
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Basically everyone who we used to own.Technically we win every single cricket match whatever happens.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:28,
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our game, our rules, our bats, our balls.(
Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:33,
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I knew someone would do it.He'd bring about a whole regime change in the England cricket team.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:19,
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What's all this IRAQket?I'm really bad at this
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:29,
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He's 34... To me that's the age most sportsmen/women should retire at anyway.He was very useful about 5+ years ago, but he won't really be missed these days
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:12,
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you're still grumpy, though(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:22,
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I'm not.There's a difference between being grumpy and being irritated by shitness.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:24,
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grumpy grumpy grump chopscheer up grumpy chops
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:26,
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i agree with you, he needs to lighten up, always moaning or grumping about some thing, an angry young man(
mongychops, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:27,
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I will take time to think over your feedback,and will strive to appease the internet more in the future.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:28,
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I'll bet it's since the hairdresser stopped giving him a lollipop for being a good boy.(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:30,
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I see what you're trying to do.You're trying to goad me into an angry response.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:31,
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Ahhh!Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Or maybe it's a bluff, or a double bluff, or a triple bluff.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:34,
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When have you ever been sunshine and happiness?(
Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:25,
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is it because it's sunday morning do you think?(
Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:07,
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ok, I'll just stand over here with the other people that don't give a shit about this shall I?(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:04,
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Haha, Gilgy and MOT, Sitting in a cornerF-I-S-T-I-N-G
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:06,
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you smelly dog's pizzle(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:07,
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For a start he said he'd "stand" in the corner,not sit.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:07,
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actually, he didn't mention cornershe's standing in the middle of a bath.
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:11,
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You're a bit odd really aren't you Zuki(
Neddy shucking chit funt, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:17,
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and this from a man who just watched the entire Piston standup videowith an erection, according to my sources
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:09,
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I'm a masochist, so what?Do you know how hard it is to orgasm over French and Saunders slashfic? I'm HARDCORE.
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:11,
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I'll gaz you some piston slashfic if you like?(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:12,
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I think you should post it here for all to see.(
Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:15,
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good lord nogoogle is very good at finding posts that say things like "Sebastian Winnett's boarding school bumsex adventures" and the like
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:24,
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i would resent the fact that my tv licence money goes into showing a pop festivalif i had one
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mongychops, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:09,
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Typical BBC, they only care about Glastonbury while the festival is on.But when it comes to calving season on the farm we get nothing.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:05,
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bring back One Man and His Dog, I say(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:20,
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This is no time for your sick fantasies.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:23,
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I would just like to thank Friz for posting Piston's standup down thereI have never been so unamused by so-called comedy in my life. Does he actually think he is funny?
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:33,
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That's unecessarily harsh.It was posted down there, why bring it up again saying something nasty?
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:34,
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I was saying thank youI hadn't seen it when it was posted before. You can ssh.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:36,
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No, you weren't.If you wanted to say thank you, then you'd have sent a gaz.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:38,
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Why are you so grumpy this morning?(
Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:39,
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I'm not being grumpy,you're just being a twat for no reason.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:40,
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Oh, I forgot that you were Mr Holier-than-thou(
Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:43,
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Not really, but if you note the general response to your thread you'll work out that it's not just me.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:45,
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I expect nothing less from those who have replied to me(
Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:46,
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You mean regulars on this website?I'm pretty sure the entire internet would have a similar response to you.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:47,
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It's Piston.He's socially retarded.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:36,
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I didn't really believe you guysNow I do. Is he better or worse in person?
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:36,
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It looks like I'll be playing Vicar Street in September.It'll be my one night only comeback world tour.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:39,
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Excellent.(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:40,
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you fancy himI'm going to gaz him and say you want to sex him
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:39,
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I know a chap who has been performing stand up for sixteen years and has never been paid for a gig.I've seen him do open spots over the course of a decade without ever getting a laugh.
I admire his tenacity.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:36,
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Why would someone do that to themselves?(
Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:38,
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I'm fucked if I know.He's a bit disturbing, so I don't talk to him much.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:38,
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Fair enoughProbably for the best.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:41,
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that's not very friendlyyou lard-arsed gasbag
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:38,
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TrueBut neither was that.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:40,
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I posted something pleasant and complimentary on the internet oncebut I've lost the link, sorry
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:04,
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Fuck off, you charmless, half-witted nobody.Regards,
The Internet
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:39,
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Pickle or Piston?(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:41,
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Life is too short to make a distinction.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:42,
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Quite.But life is far too short to waste healthy hatred on dullards from The Internet. No matter how thick they are.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:45,
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Hatred is not an exhaustible resource.Trust me, I'm from Ulster.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:46,
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This is truebut I still have a vial of hatred put by for one or two losers on here. I can't help it, I'm a tiny compressed ball of anger, rage and hate.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:47,
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I never meant to make you hate me so much :((
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:48,
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I CAN'T HELP IT BENJI(
Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:49,
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I'll change your mind,one day
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:50,
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No maybe about it toots.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:51,
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i haven't seen iti've never met the bloke either, i care nothing for him or his stand up, no offence
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mongychops, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:40,
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He's on the fringes of autistic but means well.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:43,
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I can't think of any way of describing him that doesn't damn him with faint praise.(
WormuIus, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:47,
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He did a brilliant job at the festival he helped us with last year.He's very good at dealing with lots of people on a superficial level.
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:07,
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Ummm. Yes it is.She's thick and charmless.
Will you shag anything on the internet?
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:48,
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But you have to get married first in order to have sex.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:50,
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These heathens do it the wrong way around.(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:51,
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I hope they use a good, water-based lube.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:52,
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At least we generally stick to our own species.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:53,
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there is nothing wrong with the love between a man and a lovely sexy carp(
mongychops, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:56,
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Not tonight love, I've got a terrible haddock.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:57,
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That's what's wrong...(
Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:56,
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I'm not sure.Perhaps you could ask him, rather than insulting him on the internet.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:56,
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sometimes this whole internet goes too far, we only want to keep this forum pleasent, no need for name callingi myself have been called names online in the past, dark times indeed
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mongychops, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:58,
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Perhaps we should hold a candle lit vigil in memory of all those who have been called names on the internet.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:58,
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something needs to be done about itnext time someone get's into name calling i hope wormulus tells on them
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mongychops, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:00,
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I hope this unpleasant issue passes over so we can get back to talking about food.(
my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:59,
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Food can be a very contentious issue.I for one think it should be avoided until the community learns to heal its divisions.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:01,
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I mean we should avoid the issue of food, not food itself.If we have a hunger strike right now it'll fuck up my dirty protest.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:02,
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The profile pages are up again.just so you know. you tosspots.
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 10:20,
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this thread contains no information relevant to my interests(
mongychops, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 10:24,
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Should I be arsed with London today,or should I stay where I am?
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 10:26,
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it's a bit damp round here, but i think it will burn off soon enough, go into town, have a stroll around, i recommend the tokyo dinner for lunch(
mongychops, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 10:30,
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yer someone once recommended that to meimajin dat
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 10:30,
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i should point out that i have no experiance of anything on their menu except katsu curry(
mongychops, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 10:37,
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The chicken and rice bowls are good.(
Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 10:40,
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i always go in there with the idea of trying something else, but then i think, nah, have the excellent katsu(
mongychops, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 10:43,
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I recommend the Tokyo Diner too.I suppose I should at least get dressed first.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 10:34,
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it is more accepted by polite society to wear clothes when out(
mongychops, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 10:36,
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If I do drive down then I will only be mixing with polite society.Definitely, I should go out clothed today.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 10:40,
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the only thing on my mind is if linklaters tel no:020 8303 4014 are open(
mongychops, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 10:39,
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start a thread about it.We'll all be on tenterhooks till we know.
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 10:41,
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i can't be arsed to ring them, i might just pop up there(
mongychops, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 10:42,
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nothing ever seems to be relevant to your interests.Actually, what *are* your interests m'dear? Good to see you again, by the by. :)
(, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 10:28, archived)
Air conditioning and bivvies I think(
my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 10:38,
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What exactly do you bring to the board?(
Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 10:53,
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hugs and fluff, mostly, it seems.(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:01,
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It's why I return every day.(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:05,
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I think that sometimes you could use a good hug.Perhaps not from an Australian schoolgirl. That would be a bit creepy.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:06,
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if only someone would embrace mei'm sure i could become a more rounded person, instead of this hollow void of a human that goes from one life crushing experience to another, still never mind eh, could be worse
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mongychops, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:12,
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I'd hate to be a rounded person.I'm over six foot tall, if I was rounded I'd be morbidly obese.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:13,
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thats marvellous zook.im off out
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 10:43,
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When were they down, you hideous shitmuncher?(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:06,
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People were posting at seven on a sunday morning?No wonder society is screwed.
Sunday mornings are for hangovers.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:17,
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I'm deffo glad of that.I'm hungover, anyone wanna take my place in a beach football tournament? I'm shit so you're not even expected to do much.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:24,
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i'd love to helpbut i've got to go to a thomas the tank engine themed party on a model railway, soz
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mongychops, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:30,
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Get pics.(
Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:31,
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Cook faster chicken! COOK FASTER!!!this wine is running out...
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difficultchild, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:05,
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i knew a man called michael michael(
rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:09,
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BULLSHIT DO YOUYOU LYING COW
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:35,
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AND I KNEW ONE CALLED EDWARD WOOD.SO SHOVE THAT UP YOUR NAN AND SET LIGHT TO IT.
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:36,
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haha, Eddie Wood was the network manager at Kinetic North limitedand he was a miserable cunt even by my standards
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:40,
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There was a bloke who came in to an A&E dept where I workedan he's name was Ufuc Us... 'arf!
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Neddy shucking chit funt, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 10:28,
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if it leads to top posting like that then yer, yer we can(
rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:10,
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i sign up for all bashes.just in case.
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:16,
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of course!im a right sociable cunt.
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:19,
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Acecakes.Although I'm not going to get drunk at this bash. I'm going to be very very good. I'm not even going to drink. Much.
(, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:20, archived)
hmm well for starters get to meet the b3ta legend Legless in the flesh.That's reason enough innit? Plus it's an excuse to go into the city! I'm a country girl - the city is a big deal for the likes of me! :P
(, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:22, archived)
and me, I'll be there too(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:25,
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we should share a cab and shit(
rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:39,
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I'm not shitting in a cab with you or anyone else(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:44,
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at the last manc bash we had a hotel up near tonyand the cabbie talked constantly at me all the way from city centre and THEN locked the fucking door when i got there so he could finish his diatribe.
then i karate kicked him in the head smashing the windscreen thus ending his life and backflipped out the car park warbling like xena.
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:52,
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The moral of this story is don't go north.(
Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:59,
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you'd think i'd learnthe first manc bash we went to didnt pan out so well either.
i do not bash.
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 10:03,
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I MIGHT BE COMING TOOnot in your stinking cab though.
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 10:00,
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yeah!mass exodus!
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 10:04,
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Men in Barack(
my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:13,
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License to Kim Jong-Il(
Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:26,
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The Churchills Have Eyes(
h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 10:02,
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ever have one of those days when you just want everyone to shut the fuck up?(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:12,
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Maybe the talk board isn't the right place to be on those days.(
my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:13,
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oh ok, give me two minutes to write SNARN across a picture of a kitten and I'll nip over to /board(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:17,
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I look forward to it.I have a feeling people talk over there too, though.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:19,
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youre like some sort of columbo motherfucker(
rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:22,
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and?heres 10p, call someone up and wine about it.
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:21,
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but I know womenI do not need to make them up.
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:33,
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do you live on the bench in Balham?If so, morning Eddie!
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 10:29,
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NoA bench in Hertfordshire.... Boringwood
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Neddy shucking chit funt, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 10:33,
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And i will strike down, with furious anger.....news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8122767.stm
morning all. I should be asleep but mrs 'zuki is snoring like a sailor.
a terrible, dirty sailor.
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 8:50,
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Dire Straits, you never hear of them these daysI can't WAIT for their next album, I love Dire Straits
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 8:55,
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no, they were fucking shit and a half really(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 8:58,
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has it got vin diesel in it?(
rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:00,
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I just found a CD of stuff I downloaded about 10 years agoI bet there's some really tame porn on this somewhere
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:03,
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confessions of...?good lord that man was ugly.
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:05,
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not even thatPhotoshop version 5
3DS Max version 2.0
and a shitty Star Trek game
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:06,
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i think ive got confessions of a window cleaner knocking about somewhere.i wouldnt recommend it.
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:08,
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i should be asleep but i went to bed too early.now i have a whole long day to fill before next sleep
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 8:57,
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i cant even be arsed to pull my own fetid porksad times.
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 8:59,
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i havent washed in months.(
rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:04,
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piss stained baggy grey knickers and a sweaty beef smelling bra(
rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:13,
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christ, don't you have a washing machine?hop to it woman
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:01,
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are you busy?i'll give you a fiver to put on some gimp gear and writhe around my living room in some sort of seductive manner. might kill an hour or so.
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:04,
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I don't do the gimp thing, not my scene at allbut I'll wee on your tits for a fiver
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:07,
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what are you wearing?(
rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:08,
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the skin of a dead hooker(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:10,
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jeez, i wish you were MY girl :((
rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:11,
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Sausages are in the oven.Pain killers taken.
Bacon is ready too.
FUCK YOU HANGOVER, I WILL OVERCOME.
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SuperMatt, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 8:57,
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Morning PeopleSun blinded me with morning UV, so technically i have no feckin clue what i'm writing
whats everyone else up today?
my schedule:fucknoes
(, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 6:46, archived)
fuck off paedophile(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 6:50,
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user profiles are down for a few hours, sorrywhat the FUCK?
this place is falling to bits before my eyes
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 6:58,
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I can't even look at my own flounce list and QOTW lies.(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 7:02,
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cr3's music search is down tooTHIS IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH
I WANT MY MONEY BACK
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 7:04,
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What kind of action can i do in touching mode and les mode?(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 7:01,
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I want those girl to play with her self. can i do it?(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 7:02,
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Totally going to go and watch full metal jacket,(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 7:07,
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Bruce Willis is dead all along(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 7:09,
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kinooyoru.deviantart.com/
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 7:15,
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smathels
02-25-2009, 08:20 AM
Anyone can link me the cumshot add for this game?
i don't think there is one cause ithink once you do cum, it ends the game
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 7:18,
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are you seriously telling me that you never used to play Quake and think"well this is pretty good but it would be better if I could look up the monsters' skirts and ejaculate on them" ?
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 7:31,
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HANG ON!!.....thats not a bad idea, i think i go and draft up a skin for that now
(, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 7:39, archived)
fuck off paedophile(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 7:41,
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for some people in lifethey will never see a real womans axe wound, they have to make do with supplements.
you have to feel sorry for their lack of social intergration and that their mummies love them.
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 7:58,
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wow, everybody's real friendly on a sunday mornin' aren't they?howdy folks.
(, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 7:55, archived)
we've picked up a stray 4chan paedophile, you want us to be nice to it?(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 7:58,
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b3ta.com/talk/6255289
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 8:05,
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Haven't been here for a few days, didn't realise.carry on. But don't hurt it too badly. Leave that to the rozzers and their phonebooks.
(, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 8:11, archived)
Sunday morning?5pm Sunday night where you live if I am not mistaken.
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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 8:03,
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yeah thereabouts.But I was talking about for you folks. My last four days have passed in a haze of drug fuels zombie state.
(, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 8:13, archived)
more like...oxycodone in the waiting room of A&E, and then 2xcodeine forte and 1xdiclofenac three times a day every day since then. I think I've had more sleep in the past four days then I have in a month! It's been ace!
(, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 8:22, archived)
bad drugs are bad,painrelieving drugs are the best things ever made.
(, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 8:47, archived)
the missus has a repeat prescription for co-codamol & diclofenac.drugs are cool. m'kay!
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 8:53,
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Oh yes.I'm sure the Jacksons agree with you.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 8:55,
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I'm sure lots of people do.Mr jacko's death was a tragic accident, but that doesn't mean painkillers are bad. I've torn a muscle in my upper back and without these drugs I can barely move. There are people with cancer who would be in agony without drugs to take pain away. Painkillers are great when used right.
(, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:05, archived)
Yep, I agree.But they're not to be taken lightly. Plenty of people get addicted to them.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:07,
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People can get addicted to anything if they don't respect whatever it is they're using.(, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:17, archived)
Well, yes.But particuarly so when the substance is a powerful opioid
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:23,
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I just got called a "big brother" by a fucking gorgeous 21 year oldI feel old now.
Whats your favourite cut of beef?
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Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 2:47,
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Oh it's incest now is it?oh and New York Strip cut.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 2:48,
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Well I like to keep it in the family(
Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 2:49,
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Why the hell do you feel old when you should be feeling her up?/Logic
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 2:52,
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I'm married to a lovely 28 year old(
Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 2:52,
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This sounds like me.ARE WE MARRIED?!
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 2:54,
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If we areTidy up that fucking kitchen. Its a mess
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Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 2:55,
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are you a camera-filled house containing mentally ill members of the public whose antics are being filmed for public broadcast?because if so that explains it
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Lightguy hail satan, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 2:58,
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Or she mistook him for a short lived UK r&b / hip hop group(
broadsword, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 3:02,
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I'd prefer a cut of fucking gorgeous 21 year oldbut I'd make do with filet mignon
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 3:00,
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what we need right now is a moronic noobfor a bit of sarcasm target practice
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 3:06,
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I'd like to think a portly internet user is but moments away from falling out wth me.Hopefully with something new. Like I live with horses and once married a goat or something.
Something different.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 3:14,
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I heard you've never been to Newcastle and you're really from Milton Keynes(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 3:17,
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I've visited there.Milton Keynes is the one place I almost fell asleep at the wheel.
Hubare was in the passenger seat.
True.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 3:26,
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JMG!Who's already minimizing a quest to MSN an online buddy?
It's me. Best make your replies look good.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 2:34,
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You're on my MSN listYou make it smell
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Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 2:34,
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I have a fake head cold.What would you suggest?
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 2:35,
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Fake hot water bottle?(
Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 2:37,
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cheez doritosbut only the ones that come with cheez, not cheese.
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 2:37,
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Oh man, I want to feel better.(
Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 2:42,
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in referring in the past to an *ffl*ne g*rlfr*endaren't you invalidating that claim by being online at 2:35AM?
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 2:36,
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Why did I read "anal girlfriend"?(
Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 2:37,
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I mistakenly composed the reply thinking 'online girlfriend'and realised the whole joke was about offline girlfriend. Thus the * cencorship was incorrect at the time of publishing.
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 2:39,
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When have I EVER told you about an o**line girlfriend?That'd be way too much information then I am prepared to share with you all.
Aberdeen's practically made up most of this. I'd recommend asking them on how to handle this.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 2:43,
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ABOUT TIMEIt's been shit here.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 2:37,
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Well you didn't do much to make it better.(
Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 2:38,
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FUCK YOU WILDHEARTWe think you live near the sea.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 2:40,
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Your mother aquaplanes across the room, if that's what you mean.(
Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 2:41,
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That's it.People have gone home.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 2:43,
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Are you kidding?Me and Gilgers had some great banter.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 2:38,
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I punched three fatties in the face tonight.Me.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 2:43,
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This can only be a good thing.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 2:48,
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"Poker Face" came on and I just let it all go.(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 2:53,
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No.Needs more hate.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 2:38,
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Hate, oh that's quite internet.(
Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 2:39,
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Quite so.Oh internet, you so crazy.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 2:45,
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I can only imagine you're on your 18th swirl around your nipples, as you wait for a JMG reply.Much like Sexface is. As we speak.
OH MY SWEET SEXFACE! Don't put out too early. Make her work for the goods.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 2:45,
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I rarely use MSNNot sure where this leaves me, but I hope it's somewhere sexy
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broadsword, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 2:43,
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Hopefully Plymouth.It's NEAR Baldmonkey, but out of mortar range.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 2:46,
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I've been to Plymouth & didn't get hit by a single mortar so you could be onto something(
broadsword, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 2:47,
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What?yeah, uh, shut up.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 2:13,
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or something.(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 2:13,
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Have you ever experienced the love between a man and another man?(
Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 2:13,
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LOOK!randomn.es/images/540715f0a9bec838025d325a199e6d46.jpg
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 2:21,
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I've been trying to make a CD for the past hour, and it's not working.So, I'm off to bed.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 2:22,
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Finally, a day off tomorrowWhat are you doing?
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:53,
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Packing, maybe, who knows, it's all go.(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:54,
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I think it needs emptied.(
Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 2:07,
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www.b3ta.com/talk/6258063
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 2:15,
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Sugar Tax?(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:58,
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Turning /talk into 4chan, little by little.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:55,
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www.geekstir.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/goodneweveryone.jpg
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weaver., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:56,
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Christ it works as well.(
Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:57,
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Haha bastards.(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 2:03,
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hey /b/ theres this girl i like and we totaly had sex one tiem and now she sez shes havin my babby wat shuold i do halp me /b/(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:58,
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Quick, lets find her address, facebook, you tube etc.(
Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 2:00,
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randomn.es/images/bb720b0401704e71946570d39c133ee8.jpg
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 2:00,
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remembered why i don't go on 4chan too muchOH GOD MY EYES nsfw
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weaver., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 2:17,
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Cigarette brands that make you stink like shit pt 10:Rectal
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broadsword, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:56,
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Richbumd(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:58,
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Cigarette brands that make you stink like shit pt 11:Ashfart
I think thats me spent
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broadsword, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 2:00,
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Mayfart(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 2:01,
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I'm done.No more. I can't even find anymore cigarette brands on Wikipedia, let alone work the word bum poo or fart into them.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 2:06,
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Ha, same hereI used to work for Gallaher, I should know this shit. So to speak.
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broadsword, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 2:10,
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Sleep, eat, watch Wyatt Earp, have a few beers and post shite on here.(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:56,
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Sunday lunch, gym, houseworkThe usual sort of stuff.
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in vino veritas, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:56,
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SUNDAY gym?with that commitment I expect you to be able to bend iron bars around your superb biceps in 3 months
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 2:04,
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I'll be honest,this is starting to come across as a little bit creepy.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 2:07,
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Stop replying then.If you feel you're getting to be a bit creepy.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 2:09,
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Platoon is on one of the Sky movies channels,and I forgot that Dr. Cox is in it.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 2:10,
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Oh yeah.I love the bit when he finds out, he's going back in-country. I'd half expect the Dr Cox character to berate him.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 2:12,
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Hoovering my loftRentokil have been in to spray the place after an outbreak of rice/flour weevils from a box I got sent from Eastern Europe. Dead bugs all over the place
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Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:57,
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Playing football.AND THEN, come the evening, On Her Majesty's Secret Service is playing in the local cinema type place. Since this is clearly the best Bond film, I shall be attending.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 2:00,
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fuck off cripplecock(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 2:08,
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How do?Gosh, you're quite the charmer.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 2:11,
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will you please just fuck off and die in a gutter somewhere?(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 2:12,
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Doveston = wet shit(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 2:15,
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Doveston = wet shirtDo you dream of me, in a wet shirt?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 2:19,
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You and I would get on so well.We should go for a beer sometime.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 2:15,
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Nothing, nothing at all.And it shall be like it for about a month.
(, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 2:01, archived)
I just spent about an hour sitting staring out over the Forth RiverIt was twinkly. Anyone done anything interesting tonight?
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Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:42,
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Just along from South(
Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:45,
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Nice.I like it up there, but it has been about 9 months since I last went up that direction.
/Weegie
(, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:46, archived)
I'll wont be stalking youI worked in Glasgow for 2 years. Hated it
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Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:51,
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:(It's not for the faint hearted, i grant you, but it's a good honest place.
What did you hate?
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Apart from the fact it was Glasgow:)
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Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:54,
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would you like that?(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:47,
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Is it a monster?(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:49,
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Well, your mum is hardly likely to say anything nasty(
broadsword, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 2:15,
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MOAR THREADS(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:44,
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Shut it youOr I shall bombard you with rough kitten licks from my ginger cat
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Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:45,
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I like the threads:((
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:46,
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I do hope that's a particularly filthy sexual euphemism(
in vino veritas, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:48,
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Mibbes ayeMibbes naw
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Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:51,
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I paid £4.50 or a mixed meat kebab(
Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:43,
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I went to the Celtic Manor for a meal.It was alright.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:44,
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Chicken.(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:47,
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Cigarette brands that make you stink like shit pt 7:Poodbine
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broadsword, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:44,
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Weenfield(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:44,
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Benson and Vadges(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:45,
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Oh:(I didn't read the question properly, sir. Sorry, sir.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:46,
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Cigarette brands that make you stink like shit pt 8:Poopermings
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broadsword, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:47,
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Cigarette brands that make you stink like shit pt 9:Shitanes
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broadsword, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:50,
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Perhaps they're trying to get Mooey to shag one.(
Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:47,
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I like to look over the Taff sometimes.It's full of shit.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:51,
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Hey guys, it's Piston's stand-up setwww.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/flv/pb.flv
It's lolarious
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Kill me now please(
Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:39,
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Cigarette brands that make you stink like shit pt 6:Lucky Shite
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broadsword, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:39,
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John Player and Bums(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:42,
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I've tried a few times to watch it all, but I can't get much beyond the first "joke".(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:40,
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I'm sorry /talk, I lied.I said I was going to bed. I can't be bothered, now.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:41,
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Stay up late and camwhore for /b/(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:41,
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Probably, you fucking arsehole.(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:42,
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It's fun to do on MSN conversations when someone's about to go to bed.I got someone to wait 90 minutes once.
(, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:47, archived)
Haha you dick(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:47,
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That link won't work for me.(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:43,
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T'other(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 2:08,
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can someone heavily edit that down to one jokeand have keyboard cat play him off? :)
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weaver., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:44,
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b3ta.com/links/332586
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:47,
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ok, that = winbut sticking kc on a clip takes no skill and is shit, as someone would point out
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weaver., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:52,
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Well that would't download.(
Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:47,
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You need DivX player to play it.I'd convert it, but I really can't be fucked
(, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:48, archived)
No, it keeps crapping out.Like Cr3's server is refusing to let people see it.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:49,
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