I want to have sex with my face
What do you want to do?
(empty_personality, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:43, archived)

It never dawned on me before,
but now I find myself wanting to have sex with your face.
( FoldsFive, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:44, archived)

Yer mam
/obvious
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:44, archived)

fly
but I caaaaant.
( moohalaa, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:44, archived)

Yes you can
It's not that difficult
( elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:47, archived)

Angeldust
works wonders.
(empty_personality, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:49, archived)

I...
Don't...

know...
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:45, archived)

I wanna to be free
to do what I wanna do
( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:50, archived)

Install stalins brain into the body of a jpop performer

( Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:45, archived)

Drink untill I forget.

( King Ralph is drunk, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:45, archived)

be Richard Burton

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:47, archived)

I want some to write a really nice, comprehensive GODDAMN B3TA WIKI ENTRY ABOUT ME
There isn't one and it made a little tear escape my eye, because the only people I respect and like in the world have forgotten I exist.

Even P_B has a page
( Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:48, archived)

I don't have one either, lets do each other.

( Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:49, archived)

pfffft....!
/childish blog
( FoldsFive, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:50, archived)

The entry on Rob has a little bit of the Baldmonkey about it

( Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:53, archived)

"This page was modified in October by Pissed Off Baldmonkey"

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:54, archived)

I can try
I think I know that you are scottish and work in tescos, right?
( Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:52, archived)

I live in scotland but I'm not scottish. otherwise yes.

b3ta.wiki.com/Members/Rubymurray
( Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:54, archived)

Hehe yeah
I *try* to play the guitar. I am the acest at the cello
( Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:56, archived)

heh, and duly edited
( FoldsFive, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:57, archived)

THIS IS NOT RUBYMURRAY
hahahahaha
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 1:02, archived)

That edit wasn't even mine.
I did the hug bit
( FoldsFive, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 1:03, archived)

I shall then
...
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:50, archived)

I've put you in.

( FoldsFive, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 1:00, archived)

cheers, mate
My superpower is the power to ANNOY!!!!
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 1:04, archived)

toss my mane
like a horse
( spacefish bong!, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:50, archived)

OK B3TA
This is a fat dog. a prize to whoever can find me a picture of a fatter animal, we're talking 100% junk in that trunk, yo.
( Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:41, archived)

I've been told I eat like an animal
and I'm quite porky.

See profile.
( moohalaa, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:42, archived)

Gah!
MY EYES!!!

Nah, just kidding mate. Hey, you're my friend on myspace now.
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:43, archived)

OMG COMMENT MY PICS
OMG READ MY BLOG
OMG OMG!
( moohalaa, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:44, archived)

OMG FILL OUT MY SURVEYS
FILL OUT MORE SURVEYS

FILL OUT MY FUCKING SERVEYZZZ!!!
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:47, archived)

woah
media3.guzer.com/pictures/fat_dog.jpg
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:42, archived)

way bigger.
And, both are inhu-fucking-mane.
( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:43, archived)

www.pictureofyomamma.com/fatass1.jpg
:P
( King Ralph is drunk, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:42, archived)

you realize
what you're going to GET with this post, yes?

www.b3tards.com/uploads/obese.jpg
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:42, archived)

oh why?
WHY?
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:43, archived)

Damn, that's some junk in that there trunk

( Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:43, archived)

There's a tit wank
but that takes the soggy biscuit.

She could give me a lumpy-thigh wank any day.
( moohalaa, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:43, archived)

hahahahahahaha

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:44, archived)

How does she poo!?

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:43, archived)

...
with her colon, of course.
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:45, archived)

but, it'd get stuck in.. the folds.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:45, archived)

*laughs loudly*
...
*really doesn't want to know*
( moohalaa, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:45, archived)

ants living in the crevices winkle out the clagnuts
very clean animals, ants
( Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:47, archived)

Argh no argh no!
*cries*
( King Ralph is drunk, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:44, archived)

PANTS! TOO MUCH BOOTY IN THE PANTS!
eresfeo.com/images/fat_animal.jpg
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:43, archived)

Beavers rule

( Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:44, archived)

That is strangely hilarious.

( Bob Todd whee, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:45, archived)

images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/m2/dec2005/0/3/00077DEF-DC22-13A7-ACEB0C01AC1BF814.jpg
( FoldsFive, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:43, archived)

*makes whalesong noises*

( moohalaa, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:44, archived)

www.barbelith.co.uk/gallery/michelle.JPG
( FoldsFive, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:45, archived)

Awwww poor thing

( Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:44, archived)

one
sea cow
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:44, archived)

Sunshine Elephant would.™
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:48, archived)

This might not be right,
the guy could be a dwarf
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:44, archived)

It looks like it's being raped.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:47, archived)

I HAS A BUCKET LOL

( Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:47, archived)

*kills self*

( Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:47, archived)

I don't want him to be.

( Druid, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:48, archived)

I have teh fear now

( Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:49, archived)

this
it looks fucking SCARY.
( moohalaa, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:50, archived)

No...
Male Seals are fucking massive.

They're like the Bloated Elvises of the animal kingdom.
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:53, archived)

FATMOUSE
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:50, archived)

What about
This rabbit?
( Lord Gnome, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:50, archived)

It looks like a cloud!

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:51, archived)

What's your favourite excercise?
Mine's air drumming. Put on some heavy metal / grindcore or something heavy, and drum for half an album.
You can imagine double bass pedals too. It's great fun.

I'm asking lots of questions, but that's just me I suppose.

edit: I have just finished 'drumming' to Cyberwaste by Fear Factory and I'm dripping moistness.
Thought you might like to know.
( moohalaa, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:23, archived)

sex.
vigorous, noisy sex.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:24, archived)

*raises eyebrow*
I would have to say I don't get enough of that to count as the daily excercise reccomendation per week.
( moohalaa, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:25, archived)

I wonder how many calories a wank burns off?

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:27, archived)

http://uk.askmen.com/love/dzimmer_100/108_love_answers.html
A 130-pound man will burn about seven calories for every five minutes of vigorous sex. Keeping in mind that vigorous sex uses a lot more muscles than going solo does, don't expect to see people passing up on the gym in favor of porn and some good lube anytime soon.
( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:29, archived)

Speak for yourself

( Cap'n Tallbeard, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:30, archived)

www.feralweb.com/fwap.htm
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:32, archived)

That's an amazing amount of maths and stuff
devoted to wanking. I applaud that there Malchick for his dedication to knowledge.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:35, archived)

*points down the board*
BM's birthday. Don't know. But I am off to the pub on the 3rd of Feb for the rugby. I'm London based, innit.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:38, archived)

I'm in South London.
Rugby isn't really my thing, to be honest. I am looking forward to the sunny shores of Pompey though.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:40, archived)

I couldn't give two tugs on a dead dog's cock about the rugby.
I'm going to the pub.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:40, archived)

hehe.
i might see if we can make it - i will be popping along with Damion, if at all.

edi: urg - is that the time? night night, lovely b3tans.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:43, archived)

That, or Wii Sports.

( King Ralph is drunk, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:27, archived)

My Wii age is 50 :(

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:27, archived)

My wii age is 37 :)

( FoldsFive, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:29, archived)

Pfft. mine was 64!
/unfit fuck
( King Ralph is drunk, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:30, archived)

This makes me wonder what it means

( davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:31, archived)

so...
one arm is stronger than the other than?
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:30, archived)

No
I balance it out by playing Wii Tennis.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:32, archived)

...
playing Wii Tennis using my other arm too.
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:36, archived)

Variety is always good.
I can even paint my nails and pretend it's someone else.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:37, archived)

Listening to Calexico
and pretending I'm a Mexican bandido, hopping about the room on an invisible horse.

Wait, did I say that?

I meant: Drinking.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:24, archived)

downhill biking
wheeeee!
( spacefish bong!, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:24, archived)

womb clenching

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:25, archived)

It's fisting, taken to the next level.

( Sygiinu, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:25, archived)

My pelvic floor is so strong I could drag a wounded comrade for miles crawling through barbed wire and flooded shell craters by their fist

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:27, archived)

Remember Comrade Eel!
*soviet salute*
( ArthurTheRat, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:28, archived)

bahahaha
*clicks*
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:28, archived)

Swivel chair

( davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:25, archived)

I quite like a game of basketball.
The other day though, these two guys who were up to no good started acting like ruffians. I took it upon myself to sort them out. This really shook my mother. She said "YOU'RE MOVING WITH YOUR AUNTIE AND UNCLE IN BEL-AIR!!!"
( ArthurTheRat, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:25, archived)

:D

( moohalaa, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:26, archived)

Goodness.
Do you know, I had a party at my house on New Year's Eve. Well, I say my house, I was house sitting my rich uncle. Anyway, it was a real hoot. I woke up the next morning, managed to tidy up, but OH NO! Someone had scratched my uncle's french table! Luckily I had to hand a copy of the Yellow Pages and was able to get someone to fix it before my uncle got home.

Imagine my horror when I looked up at the priceless portrait adorning the wall to see a comedy moustache and glasses daubed on in permanent marker!
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:28, archived)

He was the best troll ever.

( ArthurTheRat, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:30, archived)

when you looked at it did it suddenly turn really attractive
and you gained a set of permanent marker comedy moustache and glasses?
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:33, archived)

get out.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:34, archived)

Walking. I seem to do hell of a lot of it.
Oh, it would be so easy to strikethrough the 'l' of 'walking' and put an 'n' in its place. It would be so funny too - probably the funniest thing ever.
( FoldsFive, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:26, archived)

l n

:)
( King Ralph is drunk, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:31, archived)

:)

( FoldsFive, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:34, archived)

lking ndering through time and space on a mission to save the earth
( Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:33, archived)

I like this one. It's also not too far from the truth.
Although fuck knows why I should save you all
( FoldsFive, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:37, archived)

Long walks

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:26, archived)

on the beach? Are you also looking for a long-term-life-partner with somebody who shares your interests?

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:30, archived)

No
for starters, the nearest beach is almost 70 miles away.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:34, archived)

That's one fuck of a long walk

( Lord Gnome, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:42, archived)

Aye
I have to go down two motorways and up the A180.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:43, archived)

Dance Dance Revolution
And Ice Dancing
( Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:26, archived)

I love DDR.
For a while my ambition was to learn End of The Century off by heart.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:28, archived)

Err, don't know that one
I can do 5 foot dances of Bumble Bee and Butterfly and stuff. I only like some of the songs.

I got my own hard dance pad too and it's ace. I was thinking of having a DDR party with lots of DDR and boozes.
( Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:29, archived)

I think the one I played was actually Dance Stage Euromix or something like that.
I'd love an original DDR machine - the big double ones in arcades. A DDR Party would be awesome.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:33, archived)

My friend keeps saying he is going to buy one of those
He suggested hiring one for the party, i'm going to look into it.

I use Stepmania for the PC so I download the songs. I've got Dance Stage Euromix so i'll have a look for that song.

If I have a DDR party i'll put it on the calendar.
( Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:36, archived)

Ooh yes please do.
I would love to come to that.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:37, archived)

Right I have to do it now
I'm going to google for somewhere I can get a machine, and actually find out when the house is next empty.
( Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:39, archived)

Ooohhhh
I would go to that!

That would be ace. I'd like to see Gizmo, totally pissed, trying to compete at the "hard" level.
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:35, archived)

I've seen him dance.
I can imagine exactly what it would look like.
( FoldsFive, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:40, archived)

so have I.
It's rather like he's forever at a barmitzvah.
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:58, archived)

Dancing.

( LC! lyk omg, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:26, archived)

I love my kickboxing
But then, I'm a very violent person
( Cap'n Tallbeard, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:27, archived)

do you draw sad or angry faces on the boxes first?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:28, archived)

A stick bolted to my head dangling a steak just out of reach

( Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:28, archived)

walking
through homeless infested streets with pocketfuls of chips and £1 coins.
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:28, archived)

the pound is legal tender in California?

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:29, archived)

they use them to build tiny shelters for their pet mice

( Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:30, archived)

It SHOULD BE
If they knew what was good for them.

The sodding scousers.

Let me tell you how much I LOVE English money.
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:31, archived)

The euro's better
/controversial
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:33, archived)

YOU ARE NOT ENGLISH I SAY!!!!
*spangs*
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:39, archived)

I don't like £2 coins.
We managed fine without £2 notes, so why we have to have a coin for it all of a sudden I've no idea. It just fucks up my bus fare.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:34, archived)

Because notes degrade quicker?
Fivers always look shabby.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:36, archived)

BUT WE NEVER HAD £2 NOTES

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:42, archived)

THey're very RB...
ANd about the size of an American quarter, so if you have both in your pocket, and you pull out the quarter instead, you look like you're being cheeky.
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:38, archived)

I walk. A lot.
I have a young, energetic Border Collie. Never lies down for more than a minute before he insists he's heard something moving.

12 Mile walks on my days off are not uncommon. At least 4 miles per day with him though.

On the long walks, I take a book and my mp3 with me. Walking down by the river is quite peaceful, so I take some food and stuff for us both and about halfway, I sit down for a short while and get my energy back and then I follow his shape all the way back.

He runs forever. Toys or sticks dont interest him. He'll chase the wildlife instead. I've fished him out of the river on more than one occasion. Striding through the town centre, soaked through, on a winters day, effing and blinding at the oblivious little bleeder.

I loves him really. Wouldnt hurt a soul. Too stupid to do anything but make friends.
(King of Swandanavia Proud owner of the worlds first Flong, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:30, archived)

It lets you fuck it, doesn't it?

( Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:34, archived)

no
yes
(King of Swandanavia Proud owner of the worlds first Flong, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:38, archived)

Border Collies are the best. My mum and dad have always had them.
I would love a collie - we're both out all day so it would be unfair though.
( FoldsFive, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:35, archived)

I come back on my lunch break to get dragged around a field with a sandwich in my hand.
Not nearly as much fun as it sounds.
(King of Swandanavia Proud owner of the worlds first Flong, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:37, archived)

Aaargh! Jesus motherfucking fuck! I so fucking want this!
thrillingwonder.blogspot.com/2006/11/electric-light-truck-decoration-in.html
( Bob Todd whee, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:13, archived)

FUCKIN' PIMP WAGON

( ArthurTheRat, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:14, archived)

*pimp hand*
HA
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:22, archived)

Oh my god,
that is fucking awesome!
( King Ralph is drunk, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:15, archived)

gayest transformer ever

( Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:15, archived)

jesus christ.
my eyes are watering laughing from that.
( moohalaa, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:16, archived)

Pffft!

( Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:16, archived)

No, thats felch-a-tron
Sadly through television censoring never allowed to be shown in the cartoons.

Although the figure sold quite well, I believe.
( FoldsFive, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:17, archived)

I loved the Spitting Image book with
'Brokenbyboxingdayatron', who transformed into an answering machine.
( Druid, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:20, archived)

Jeez, I think I had that book at one stage.
*nostalgia*
( FoldsFive, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:22, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
you arse! I burst out laughing at work!
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:32, archived)

that is one dope-ass ride

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:15, archived)

GO, GO SUPER NEON TRUCKMOBILE!

( moohalaa, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:15, archived)

That's quite nice

( Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:15, archived)

first photo in this one is pretty impressive
thrillingwonder.blogspot.com/2007/01/mystery-photo-futuristic-citroen-ds.html
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:28, archived)

10 gallons per mile

( davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:16, archived)

you'd get that from a hummer
and this is clearly more awesome
( spacefish bong!, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:24, archived)

Yes
They never list that im the mileage on the sticker; but "awesome" receives approximately 120k more per tank thank "non-awesome"
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:34, archived)

really?
I rather want this
( elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:16, archived)

I don't

( davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:18, archived)

Stop Press! b3tards in different opinions shocker!

( FoldsFive, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:22, archived)

I'm a b3tan

( davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:25, archived)

until it says "iBook"
I don't.
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:26, archived)

It is an iBook
grafted to a Wacom.

It's a graphic designer's wet dream.
( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:40, archived)

sweet jesus
i want that with all my body, including my pee-pee

i would have bought a mac three years ago if they'd been able to do tablet stuff. as it is, i've just lost the pen to my tablet pc
( spacefish bong!, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:26, archived)

The Japanese rule the world of madness, where
we rule the world of music.

Yay for island nations!
( Druid, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:18, archived)

I really want to see all of them crash together at high speed in slowmotion

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:18, archived)

Oy. Always wanting to destroy something beautiful.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:21, archived)

Again with the destroying already!

( ArthurTheRat, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:22, archived)

What have I told you...you will kill your poor mother with all this fashlugging about.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:25, archived)

How many Jewish mothers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, you go out already, have a good time, I'll be fine. I'll just sit here in the dark.
( ArthurTheRat, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:26, archived)

hahaha

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:39, archived)

OH GOD THE SPARKS

( ArthurTheRat, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:21, archived)

OPTIMUS PRIME!!!!!
*makes transformer noise*
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:25, archived)

This is one of the odder stories floating about at the moment
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/6255195.stm

YOUR OPINION. Should a BNP member be allowed to dance in the English National Ballet?
( rob, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:12, archived)

As long as there are no darkies.
(that was irony btw)
( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:13, archived)

As much as I don't agree with their political ideals
I don't see why it ought to prevent them partaking in everything else, ever, in the entire world, no matter how completely unrelated to politics it is.

EDIT: pfft! "The ENB ... has a duty to promote diversity and equality." But not for "fascists", apparently. I wonder if they actually know what "diversity" and "equality" mean.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:13, archived)

Yes, you can't sack someone for their believes no matter how wrong you consider those beliefs

( Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:14, archived)

Where on earth have you been?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:15, archived)

when i say can't i mean shouldn't

( Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:16, archived)

I think anyone who's up to the job should be allowed to do it, regardless of their politics
all this BNP witch-hunting is far from constructive, as it's just going to make more disaffected people turn to them.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:14, archived)

No.
It should be limited to blind people with serious epilepsy.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:14, archived)

of course she should
unless she stops to deliver a sermon on why immigration is wrong during the middle of her solo, I see no problem with it.

What next? Not letting someone run for office because they've got some particularly right-wing views? Shocking.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:14, archived)

personally, I wouldn't let her back into the ballet
if Nick Griffin was a top golfer or something, I certainly wouldn't let the cunt compete in a competition.

/MY OPINION.
( moohalaa, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:14, archived)

Yes,
but they have to dress as a nignog.
( Bob Todd whee, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:14, archived)

Hehe
blackface
( ArthurTheRat, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:15, archived)

he he
Othello, was that ever a ballet?
( rob, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:15, archived)

Technically, Othello was Arabian, not black.

( Bob Todd whee, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:16, archived)

yeah, but black guys normally play him

( rob, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:20, archived)

fo shizzle
(edgyandcrazy, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:22, archived)

the term moor can mean anything from north african, muslim or even inhabitants of the New World
From the language of the play though it's clear that shakespeare meant for him to be black
( Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:20, archived)

Like the Romans used the term German
to describe any heavily-bearded, axe-swinging barbarian invader.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:21, archived)

This
if you check Act II Scene 2, lines 23-27, it says
"Word up, gentle homes,
Our rhymez are tight,
Our beats are phat
Who's up for fried chicken?"
( ArthurTheRat, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:23, archived)

pffft.
Desdemona, you is looking well tight, innit.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:25, archived)

Pffffffffffffffffffft!

( Bob Todd whee, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:43, archived)

And Alladin was Chinese, not Arabian
/trivia
( Cap'n Tallbeard, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:23, archived)

I don't approve
but your political affiliation, in the end, shouldn't really affect what your job is.

Unless you're a Lib Dem MP, in which case it might, a little.
( ArthurTheRat, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:14, archived)

I'm afraid we can't let you in the Liberal Democrat Party, sir,
as your ideas and beliefs are far too sensible and practical.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:16, archived)

They're far too cowardly to not let someone run.
They'd let a mong in an SS uniform run if he/she could belm loud enough.
( ArthurTheRat, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:17, archived)

I can't see it getting in the way of them being scottish ginger alcoholics
/dosn't care about politics enough to realise how wrong this post is.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:16, archived)

Gay MP admits "Yes, I am Lib Dem"
/Private Eye
( Cap'n Tallbeard, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:18, archived)

the Lib Dems heavily canvassed in my area recently
and door stepped me, stopped me in the street on several occasions.

"Fuck off, you're the party for The Gays"

Except I didn't say that as they were nice middle aged women, and I'm not in the business of being horrid to strangers. But the words crossed my mind every time.
( rob, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:22, archived)

I wish I could be doorstepped by a politician
it would certainly make my spoiling my ballot paper a bit more significant, and I'd feel that I genuinely did have some part to play in this great country's governing.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:23, archived)

What is it of anyone's business at all?

( davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:15, archived)

Why not?
It's not as if membership of the BNP is illegal and unless she was standing in an election for them I can't see the problem. It's hardly as if either the BNP or the ENB are populist movements.
( Lord Gnome, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:15, archived)

Sadly, whether I agree with their politics or not, they are a legitimate political party
so in a democracy they should be allowed to have their say. The fact that she's a BNP member shouldn't make any more difference than if she were a member of any other political party.
( FoldsFive, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:15, archived)

She is obviously very good at ballet.
The BNP's stance is completely wrong, but she must be good at what she does. I think this is all that matters in relation to her dancing career. I can understand why some people wouldn't want to watch her perform though.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:16, archived)

"I really liked the way she pirrouted (sp?), the way she seemed to glide through the air
but throughout her performance, her hips reminded me of the need for tighter controls on immigration, and her flamboyance said 'bring back capital punishment'"
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:18, archived)

hehehe
Some people might think that not going is a stand against the BNP altogether. Personally, I think it won't make a shit of difference.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:20, archived)

and anyway
ballet's crap.

/controversial
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:22, archived)

I've never seen a ballet which is a be-all and end-all
Every ballet I've seen has been an adaptation of something else, a la Romeo And Juliet.

But I have yet to enjoy it
( Cap'n Tallbeard, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:26, archived)

I think we argued about this earlier
and it turned out to be /talk vs Wicca'd

I go with 'yes' - one's political view should never be an obstruction to one's finding or retaining employment
( Cap'n Tallbeard, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:16, archived)

yeah - I basically agree with everyone
You should be allowed to have whatever odd opinions you like.

However, I still find the story rather strange.

Ballet is lovely and girly and soft. And BNP stuff is hard, nasty and basically wrong. It doesn't tally in my simple head.
( rob, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:18, archived)

They're revamping their image, innit.
I think I read something about this; Griffin claiming that the BNP are "one crisis away" from getting into power, but need to distance themselves from the hooligan-esque look they've come to hold, he told a conference of white supremesists in America
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:20, archived)

Demand an interview.

(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:20, archived)

Hmm
No. I don't want to give them a platform. If the interview converts one person to the BNP then I'd have done wrong in this world.

(Taking your request too seriously I know)
( rob, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:23, archived)

But if you went down the usual route of asking b3tans for questions
any BNP member would
a) not have a cat in hell's chance of getting any sort of policy across
b) look a complete fool
c) all of the above
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:26, archived)

you have a point but
sending someone 50 questions basically saying, "why are such a cunt?" would result in them not replying to the email.

I know, coz we did it with David Icke. Radio silence.
( rob, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:32, archived)

Damn.
Icke is b3ta personified. Nearly.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:36, archived)

Demand an interview with the BBC.
Ask why they post such shit on their website.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:27, archived)

To be honest with you
I don't think I could say what any of their policies actually are.

A bit like the conservatives.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:26, archived)

The two major parties don't have policies any more
they just do whatever will keep them in power.

/why I hate political theory, by Cap'n Tallbeard age 19 and 10 months
( Cap'n Tallbeard, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:30, archived)

Well Labour have this ghastly ID card scheme thing
that I'm really not at all happy about. Other than that, I'm at a bit of a loss.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:31, archived)

It's about bloody time we had a
NONE OF THE ABOVE box
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:36, archived)

I'm startled, and slightly disappointed, that I have no strong opinion on this
but I don't
( Cap'n Tallbeard, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:58, archived)

I took a few moments to look into it. Here's a few gems:
Voluntary re-patriation of all 1st and 2nd generation immigrants. Those choosing to go back to the land of their fathers will be handsomely rewarded with money that the current Treasury has earmarked for humanitarian aid for third world countries.
Free healthcare for OAPs.
Chemical castration for pederasts.
A ban on GM foods/crops.
National Service.
Capital Punishment.
All those completing service will be issued with a loaded gun which they may keep at home.
Withdrawal from the EU, and essentially existing as an isolationist, protectionist state.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:33, archived)

Free healthcare for OAPs sounds reasonable
Yay - I'm voting BNP. Hang on...
( rob, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:40, archived)

Don't they have that already anyway?
Sounds like the BNP's policies from the 1950s to me.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:43, archived)

Sources?
I'm looking at the BNP website right now... can't find all those... but they do want to abolish income tax, which is rather odd.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:40, archived)

yeah
but there's some really weird bias in that article that i can't quite figure out. perhaps new conservativism is the new soft liberal. i think i've drunk too much to worry about such things
( spacefish bong!, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:23, archived)

In a relative body heat test, my feet are coldest,
apart from my bum. How come my bum's so cold?
( Druid, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:03, archived)

are you sitting on some ice?

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:03, archived)

I was going to post this
But I couldn't be bothered.
( Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:05, archived)

You have a sofa made of ice
aicmfp
( moohalaa, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:04, archived)

extremities are normally the coldest
maybe your arse is VERY large?
( rob, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:04, archived)

His monobrow would be the coldest part of his body in that case.

( FoldsFive, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:04, archived)

photos?
we can play a game of "guess the coldest part of Druid's body"
( rob, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:05, archived)

Take your pick :)
b3ta.wiki.com/Members/Druid
( FoldsFive, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:08, archived)

shit on a stick
he does have rapist eyes!

*fears*
( moohalaa, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:09, archived)

So you've not encountered his disturbing fascination with the late Ken Bigley?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:11, archived)

Blatantly his minge

( Cap'n Tallbeard, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:12, archived)

Your first round for that,
old-timer ;)
( Druid, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:05, archived)

Meh, I'll be dead first and you still won't get my telly.
We'll see who is laughing then.

Oh.
( FoldsFive, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:09, archived)

I'm going to dance on your grave,
old man. It'll be some kind of piratical dance I reckon, with rhcpaul playing the squeezebox.
( Druid, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:13, archived)

Thats it. However I go, I'm taking you bastards with me.

( FoldsFive, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:18, archived)

I know what wouldn't be the coldest part then.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:06, archived)

I've got a big arse
It's quite warm actually
( Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:12, archived)

PHOTOS!
The B3ta Community needs to see your arse and assess its size.
( rob, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:14, archived)

I've been back in Yorkshire for a day
and it's bloody nithering. I've become too aclimatised to the insulating power of London's smog.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:04, archived)

nithering? that's a lovely word for cold.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:06, archived)

Yorkshire speak is the best, lass.
see also: it's been siling it down this week.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:06, archived)

raining, I'm guessing?
do you miss out the ends of words, like "Down t'pit"? I like that bit of accent most, I think.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:08, archived)

I reckon the Georgian capital of T'bilisi
was named by Yorkshiremen.
( ArthurTheRat, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:10, archived)

pfffft

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:11, archived)

That's more of a West Riding thing.
I'd say "I'm off down pit", or "down the pit", but I might "go t'shop".
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:10, archived)

from your profile photo you look very Chap-like.
A Yorkshire Chap is something I have never seen before. A rare marvel.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:12, archived)

All the more impressive because of it
I wish I were a Chap
( Cap'n Tallbeard, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:13, archived)

Did we not speak at the bash?
Us Yorkshire folk know how to behave, what with us being raised in what is effectively still the post-war era, when folk knew manners and what not.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:15, archived)

Unfortunately I don't think we did.
I got there quite late - either I missed you, or you had left before I got there.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:18, archived)

Another time, perhaps.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:21, archived)

Definitely.
Are you going to BM's birthday?
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:22, archived)

I might.
Might be working. Don't know.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:37, archived)

not enough bumlove
clearly
( elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:05, archived)

Your body needs heat to fuel the rapist's eyes

( ArthurTheRat, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:05, archived)

Your circulation is scared of catching the gay

( Cap'n Tallbeard, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:07, archived)

you're being raped by a big gay ghost

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:07, archived)

Casper the Friendly Rapist

( moohalaa, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:07, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/2449063
( Cap'n Tallbeard, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:08, archived)

Urgh
think of all the ectoplasm!
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:08, archived)

Pffft

( ArthurTheRat, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:07, archived)

A poltergayest.

( ArthurTheRat, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:08, archived)

The ghost that 'shuts that door'


sorry
( Druid, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:10, archived)

a fabulous phantasm?
a sphincter spectre?
( Iananan Formerly known as el-rodente, not that you care, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:25, archived)

if you do a cold poo
is it a minus two?
( spacefish bong!, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:09, archived)

hehehehe

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:10, archived)

You made me snigger :)

( Druid, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:11, archived)

Hahahahaha :)

( FoldsFive, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:12, archived)

I've just watched 10 minutes of the Friday Night Project
and found it moderately amusing.

I assume hari kari is the best option?
( rob, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:51, archived)

Only if you're standing directly in front of Alan Carr

( ArthurTheRat, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:52, archived)

in which case disembowel him first
please
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:58, archived)

Alan Carr wins my
"Most Resembling Frankie Howerd's mother's afterbirth" Award.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:59, archived)

I never thought it was too good.
The queer guy reminds of some cocksucker in highschool who would do and say anything for attention.
( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:52, archived)

there's ironic homophobia
and there's just homophobia. Which is yours?
( rob, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:53, archived)

It's not about the buggery.
He just reminds of that douche and I can't watch the show without it annoying me.
( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:54, archived)

He reminds you of a shower?
How queer.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:55, archived)

I don't particularly like super camp gay guys
the over the top queening makes me want to punch them.

I mean, I'm gay, but I'm a chain-smoking pint-drinking one.
None of that mincing here thankyou very much.
( moohalaa, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:55, archived)

See, you're the kind of gay I like.
In a platonic way.
( ArthurTheRat, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:56, archived)

Aye.
*drags on cigarette*
I like real ale. And men.
And don't you FUCKIN' forgerrit!
( moohalaa, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:57, archived)

yeah
but your cigarette's in drag
( spacefish bong!, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:03, archived)

haha. I'm pretty tolerant for everybody unless I have a decent reason not to be.
But being super-flamboyant is unnecessary in a lot of ways I think.
( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:58, archived)

It's all just a show anyway

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:00, archived)

Hence my first point of being, people who'll do or say anything for attention.
I like you. In THAT way.
( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:04, archived)

this

( moohalaa, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:00, archived)

i wonder if he's also super-flammable

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:03, archived)

I'm not going to say I want to set fire to gay people.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:04, archived)

as opposed to
a gay I like in the biblical sense?
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:59, archived)

something to do with Sodom?

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:00, archived)

That's really rather more to do with rape
and general hedonism.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:01, archived)

Oh right. Gomorrah (sp?) always sounded like a place one could pick up diseases as well.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:03, archived)

Probably
although it's the fire and brimstone I'd worry about.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:05, archived)

he was hanged the other week, wasn't he?

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:02, archived)

pfft

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:04, archived)

There is a guy that sits near me at work
He is the biggest Queen ever, it's like working with Julian Clary. Only this guy is makes more innuendo.
( Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:57, archived)

Cock him up the gayhole with your girlbits
see if he likes that.
( ArthurTheRat, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:00, archived)

I like him he is really funny
My boss and him are like a comedy duo
( Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:02, archived)

"Cock him up the gayhole with your girlbits"
I just feel it's worth repeating
( rob, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:02, archived)

Do you have any say in what is the quote on the stats page?
If you do, I demand that this be Easty's
( Cap'n Tallbeard, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:04, archived)

it's random

( rob, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:04, archived)

I expected as much
Darn, nonetheless
( Cap'n Tallbeard, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:06, archived)

I'm quite proud of it.

( ArthurTheRat, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:04, archived)

Say it lots
Make sure it is on the stats page
( Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:09, archived)

Cock him up the gayhole with your girlbits

( ArthurTheRat, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:11, archived)

Sorry, what was that?
Didn't quite catch it....
( Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:13, archived)

I just imagined Prince Phillip saying that
about his wife.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:00, archived)

Is it homophobic to call someone queer?
I thought they'd reclaimed that word.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:54, archived)

it's not homophobic to use any word
but there is this thing called context. And that post made me stick my headmaster hat on and go, "hang on sonny."
( rob, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:56, archived)

The context, to me,
is that he reminds him of someone from school... unless you take "cocksucker" literally.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:58, archived)

yeah, I didn't realise how it sounded with "cocksucker" until I re-read it.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:59, archived)

You tell 'em nigger

( moohalaa, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:56, archived)

tit-niggers
//new word
( spacefish bong!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:57, archived)

tit-splash
when a bluetit takes a bath
( awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:58, archived)

= black women

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:58, archived)

You forgot 'I want to plug every one of Alan Carr's orifices with plastic explosive' homophobia.

( ArthurTheRat, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:55, archived)

is that homophobia?
shit
( spacefish bong!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:56, archived)

That's not homophobia
that's common sense.

He's not funny, he's not 'edgy', and he's not doing anything to help gay people's reputation.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:56, archived)

It's like we've gone 40 years back in time

( ArthurTheRat, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:57, archived)

Hmmmm
in this case he was talking about a specific annoying person so I would contest the accusation of homophobia.
( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:55, archived)

I don't watch TV except for
24 and CSI on DVD.

/doesn't watch TV very much ever blog
( moohalaa, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:52, archived)

^this

( Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:56, archived)

missed it
bollox...
( awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:53, archived)

I began thinking the same once I found myself laughing at Russell Brand
on that big fat quiz. I never thought it possible.
( FoldsFive, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:53, archived)

I kinda liked Russell Brand for a bit
but have got bored of him.

He's all a bit one note.
( rob, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:54, archived)

he's mental
i like his style ... i like his hair ...

he'll be all over after CBB
( awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:55, archived)

The thing that annoys me the most
apart from his hyperactivity, is how he doesn't seem to be able to settle on one style. He has trendy stubble yet indie/goth hair. I can't work out why this annoys me so much
( Cap'n Tallbeard, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:58, archived)

the hair
it has to be the hair
( awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:59, archived)

I wouldn't mind the hair
if it fit with the rest of the persona.

The impression I get is that he's tried to fit something that appeals to each demographic in his image
( Cap'n Tallbeard, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:03, archived)

How can I have been drinking for over 4 hours, yet still be using words like 'demographic'?

( Cap'n Tallbeard, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:09, archived)

I don't mind listening to him
I just object to having to see him. His radio show is thus far more preferable to his TV output.
( FoldsFive, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:55, archived)

radio?
where?
( awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:56, archived)

All around you

( ArthurTheRat, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:57, archived)

*looks
cant see it ... what is this thing you call radio?
( awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:58, archived)

Used to be on 6music on Sunday mornings
I think he's on radio 2 on Saturday evenings now
( FoldsFive, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:57, archived)

thanks
but my Saturdays are filled with joy
( awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:00, archived)

Lots of them are.
Him, Alan Carr, Jimmy Carr, that other guy who's on Channel 4 a lot...
(goat thinks you're shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:56, archived)

jonathon ross
..

*hides
( awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:57, archived)

I like the Ross.
Anyone who is unashamedly a comic geek like myself deserves my respect.
( FoldsFive, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:58, archived)

i like JR too
...the cheeky monkey
( awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:01, archived)

I like Russel Brand.
There. I said it. Even his back-combed, shagged-in-a-hedge hair.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:57, archived)

his hair seems to emerge from mine after a couple of days
so i feel a certain empathy with him
( spacefish bong!, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:00, archived)

i demand photographic proof
for his is sometimes quite magnificent in it's gravity-defyingness.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:02, archived)

it's been washed recently, so it's quite tame
i reckon i'll have a good mane by monday though
( spacefish bong!, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:05, archived)

I would be inclined to be more worried
If I had watched the entire thing and found it amusing.
( Lord Gnome, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:54, archived)

Your mum's so fat her vast quantities of matter distort the fabric of space-time

( KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:54, archived)

But surely at some point her sheer mass will reach a critical point
whereat she will implode, creating a Neutron-Mum of enormous mass but relatively small actual volume.
( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:57, archived)

I must admit, I heard Alan Carr on t'radio the other day
and he was actually amusing.

But that was from about 4 years ago.
(goat thinks you're shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:55, archived)

I watched Monster House last night.
It's for kids? it was fuckung terrifying

Damn good character animation too.
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:55, archived)

Hara-kiri might be a better option
The only time I was amused after watching the Friday Night Project was after the very first show they did, with Vinnie Jones as the presenter.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:55, archived)

Seppuku would be better.

(goat thinks you're shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:57, archived)

I don't understand who thought it would be good
to get NON-TRAINED PRESENTERS to present a show. Witness Jordan's terrible attempt at the helm, no, scratch that, nearly every 'guest host'. It just makes a car-crash of a show into a big pile-up.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:02, archived)

I've never heard of this programme
EDIT : Yes I have, it sounded wank
( Cap'n Tallbeard, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:55, archived)

Why do ducks have webbed feet?
To stamp out fires.
Why do elephants have flat feet?
To stamp out burning ducks.
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:56, archived)

hehehe!

( spacefish bong!, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:01, archived)

Last night I had a dream I was on "Britain's Next Top Model"
But I didn't win because I kept making belmy faces in front of the camera.

What did you dream about last night?
( KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:44, archived)

Pigs. Lovely snuffly ones. I can't remember why.

( LC! lyk omg, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:45, archived)

thats not why you didnt win

( Damion International - now taking orders., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:45, archived)

I couldn't possibly say on an internet messageboard

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:45, archived)

Only because it involves the regulars.

( LC! lyk omg, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:47, archived)

I think you'll find that's WRONG
/ac
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:48, archived)

Your FACE is wrong
/ac
( LC! lyk omg, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:49, archived)

And you've not even seen it!
I'd almost call that clairvoyant.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:50, archived)

clair
ant eur
( LC! lyk omg, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:51, archived)

I can't remember
But it was good
( davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:46, archived)

I don't remember my dreams any more.
but the oddest dream I ever remember having (and this is the honest truth) is in which I came into possession of an ice-cream powered car. Different types of ice-cream gave the car different properties; I.e. extra speed, flight, etc. It still bothers me to this day that in the dreams I never thought of using Neopolitan.
( FoldsFive, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:46, archived)

Why didn't you think of that? :(
I had a weird dream the other day, where I took the pilots of a light plane prisoner, and kept them on a island in the middle of a canal in Birmingham
( davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:48, archived)

I once had a dream
that one of the bi-products of the Star Ship Enterprise's warp drive was braised rump steaks, so all the crew would go down to the engine room on a lunch time with butterfly nets trying to catch all these steaks that were flying past. But Mr Spock only caught a bunch of bananas, so that was the funny joke at the end of the episode.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:48, archived)

This is ace
and has made my evening
( FoldsFive, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:55, archived)

It was a nightmare
and I don't remember about what, exactly.
( moohalaa, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:46, archived)

awww cute
am i creeping into your sub-concious?
( Damion International - now taking orders., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:49, archived)

apparently, jungle is massive.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:52, archived)

wicked
wicked
( Damion International - now taking orders., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:53, archived)

a to the l to the i to the g
ali g
tha'ss me, tha'ss me
( moohalaa, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:57, archived)

booyakashaa.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:59, archived)

I was having really strange dreams.
I walked from town to my house along the railway at the top of my street, and then I realised I couldn't get up (there's a verge) because it was slippery. I managed to get up eventually, then I woke up.


There isn't a railway at the top of my street.
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:46, archived)

a past life perhaps?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:49, archived)

I dreamt I was in Green Wing.
I shook hands with an anatomical skeleton, who then informed me that it's actually quite rude to shake hands with a skeleton and that the correct greeting is to tap them on the shoulder instead. So I had to apologise, of course, and promise to keep that in mind in future should I ever meet another anatomical skeleton.

Then I put my elbow into a bowl of chilli con carne, which was very amusing.

And some kid was feeding sharks at the beach.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:53, archived)

If you put it in her mouth while she is asleep..
Is it still a blow job or are you just fucking her face?
( Damion International - now taking orders., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:40, archived)

See also:
If you refuse to pay a prostitute, is it still immoral?
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:41, archived)

I dunno,
isn't it...sort-of like shoplifting?
( Masaki, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:42, archived)

shirtlifting?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:43, archived)

rape in retrospect

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:45, archived)

It's sexual assault
AICMFP
( KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:41, archived)

she will wake up with assaulty taste in her mouth

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:42, archived)

pfffft!

( KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:43, archived)

Hooray!
You're on my "you're not a complete twat" list.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:43, archived)

Hehe.
I like you.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:50, archived)

I'd check the manual that came with the Real Doll.
I think it describes the exact definition in the appendix.
( FoldsFive, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:41, archived)

I had its appendix taken out

( Damion International - now taking orders., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:42, archived)

Heheheheheheh....!

( FoldsFive, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:44, archived)

How are you
good sir , havnt seen you in a while
( Damion International - now taking orders., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:46, archived)

I'm not too bad at all.
Tired but still going.
( FoldsFive, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:47, archived)

change hands

( Damion International - now taking orders., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:48, archived)

Good tip.
If I do say so myself.
( FoldsFive, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:51, archived)

I fell asleep/passed out drunk
Giving my then fiance a blow job. No wonders he cancelled the wedding.
( Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:42, archived)

very nice
but was it still a BJ
( Damion International - now taking orders., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:43, archived)

Blimey.
I hope he moved you - you would have had very odd dreams.

I know I did ;)
( FoldsFive, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:43, archived)

I might have to check up on this
but I don't think you have to give a blowjob at weddings.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:43, archived)

here comes the groom
just doesn't have that ring
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:44, archived)

The vicar gets all embarrassed

( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:45, archived)

unless you're a choirboy
in which case it's pretty much routine
( spacefish bong!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:45, archived)

I'd say it's just fucking her face.
Doesn't a blow job require active input from the person with a willy in his/her mouth?

If you put it in her batty hole when she's asleep, however, I think that does count as buggery. Because whilst there is a difference between 'blow job' and 'face-fucking', there is no appreciable difference between 'bumming' and 'bum-fucking'.
( Bob Todd whee, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:44, archived)

Blowjob is when she's sucking, face fuck is what she stays still and you thrust.
We worked it out in the pub today.
( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:50, archived)

if she's not blowing
it's just a job
( spacefish bong!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:44, archived)

The latter
NO I DON'T FUCKING 'LIKE THIS' YOU CUNTS
( Cap'n Tallbeard, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:49, archived)

PLUG ME IN, JESUS!

( KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:34, archived)

HELLO
HOW IS SCOTCH-LAND
( moohalaa, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:35, archived)

I THINK ITS A TOWN AROUND ENGLAND
SOMEWHERE
(popcorndude81 witness of the http://b3ta.com/talk/5000000, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:36, archived)

I WOULDN'T KNOW
I'M IN NEW YORK.

Ask Boondocks. He's in Glasgow.
( KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:36, archived)

asgow essgah
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:36, archived)

AWL BUST YEH

( KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:37, archived)

AWL PUIT THE FUCKIN' HEID UP 'UM!

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:37, archived)

O RLY?
www.easyoffbam.us

BAM! AND THE ACCENT IS NEUTRALISED.
( KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:39, archived)

'eh, yous some kind of woise guy?

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:39, archived)

AM A LASSIE
YE TWUNT
( KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:41, archived)

hey buddy,
fuck yous.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:41, archived)

k

( KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:42, archived)

I love Scottyland.
All of it except Glasgow. Bloody neds.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:41, archived)

Glasgow's the best part
Edinburgh is full of snobs, and the rest of the country is full of sheep and RAF planes flying over low.
( KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:43, archived)

I must say,
Glasgow has to be much better than a lot of British cities. Like Hull for instance.

Edinburgh has its share of snobs, but is a nicer and friendlier place than London I think.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:50, archived)

IN
( King Ralph is drunk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:38, archived)

i've got new machines
doo doo doodoo dooo
( spacefish bong!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:39, archived)

A man walks into the King's Arms and says
"I'd like a pint of beer, please"
and the King says
"You need to be in a pub".
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:34, archived)

Silly Northern.
Jokes are funny!
That is not joke!
( moohalaa, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:35, archived)

A man with no legs walks into a bar
and the barman says
"How the fuck did you do that?"
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:35, archived)

HA NO.
/ac
( moohalaa, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:36, archived)

Pffft

( ArthurTheRat, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:35, archived)

Why doesn't someone have a pub called 'The Pope's Arms'?

( davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:36, archived)

because the Pope doesn't have any.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:37, archived)

Because he is a whale?

( davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:38, archived)

because it would put people off their chips.

( KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:37, archived)

Yes...

( davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:39, archived)

Because the main religion in this country has historically been Protestantism

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:37, archived)

Religion has something to do with pub names?
Ridiculious!
( davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:38, archived)

I meant
the Pope (and Catholicism in general) has not been held in high regard by the authorities, so naming your pub after the head of the Catholic church is tantamount to outright sedition.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:40, archived)

Even now?

( davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:42, archived)

Not in Glasgow!
In Glasgow, it's a show of ethnic identity/an attempt to stir up sectarian hatred (cross off your choice, then shove a glass in someone's face)
( KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:42, archived)

I meant in England

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:44, archived)

A man walks into a bar.
He has several pints.
He walks home and gets there safely having had a most enjoyable evening.
( FoldsFive, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:37, archived)

A man walks into a pub.
He has an alcohol habit that is destroying his family.
( moohalaa, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:37, archived)

In two posts we've crossed an entire spectrum of emotions.

( FoldsFive, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:38, archived)

My wife's so fat
it's emotionally crippling.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:38, archived)

Your mothers so fat
She is at an increased risk of type 2 diabetes and heart disease.
( FoldsFive, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:40, archived)

A genuine conversation I heard:
"You're mum's so fat, when she goes to the cinema, she has to ask for two seats"
(the retort):
"Yeah, your mum's so fat, when she goes to the cinema, she has to ask for seventeen seats".
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:42, archived)

Why does an undertaker wear a top hat?
Because his is a sombre profession, and his attire requires an air of gravitas.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:38, archived)

I love you
I don't tell you this enough
( Cap'n Tallbeard, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:41, archived)

Come.
Embrace the infinite.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:43, archived)

Alright

( Cap'n Tallbeard, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:53, archived)

What is the "Bwwwaawrrrrrr eee eee eee"
bit of David Bowie - Little Wonder also used on?

I think it's the theme tune of something.
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:25, archived)

Theme From Bowie's Little Wonder: The Documentary

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:27, archived)

the queen's speech

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:27, archived)

He uses it in the 'interactive' portion of his CDs,
which turns out to be a fancy advert for his website.
( Bob Todd whee, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:28, archived)

tits and explosions
the musical

edit: i know what you mean though, even though i don't watch telleh that often. is it an adam and joe production or something?
( spacefish bong!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:28, archived)

have you got a sample we can listen to?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:28, archived)

Wibble titty twats.
.not drunk, nope
( King Ralph is drunk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:29, archived)

Last level of
Mario 64
(popcorndude81 witness of the http://b3ta.com/talk/5000000, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:30, archived)

Damn, that reminds me I need to get Wii points to download that.
SO LONG A DEAR BOWSER!
( King Ralph is drunk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:33, archived)

Benefit Vs Drawbacks.
my current pet peeve is antidepressants, as discussed the other night.
Advantage: I feel fan-fucking-tastic. And not suicidal, which is the good thing.
Drawback: I haven't had a wank for over five weeks due to their libido-destroying ingredients.

Your favourites ?
( moohalaa, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:23, archived)

Favourite what?

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:24, archived)

benefit vs bad thing.
Like...fried chicken. tastes brilliant, bad thing is it's $meat and fried and shit.
( moohalaa, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:25, archived)

Hmmmm.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:26, archived)

You and your fried chicken.

( KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:35, archived)

fluffy animal

( spacefish bong!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:26, archived)

pink armadillo
www.lisasheffieldmiller.com/images/pic_pinkfairy.jpg
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:27, archived)

SQUIRREL!
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:30, archived)

awww
there's little bloody footprints (well, they look like it, anyway)
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:32, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahaha!
god...
there's no reason why that is funny.

hahahahahahahahahaha!
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:37, archived)

sugar glider for me
www.babyanimalz.com/images/Sugar-Glider-Baby-pix.jpg
( spacefish bong!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:31, archived)

working
pros: I get paid
cons: I dont enjoy it enough but don't hate it so much that I'll leave
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:25, archived)

My socks.
Advantage: They're comfy and they have Tigger on them.
Drawback: They seem to have no friction whatsoever, so I keep sliding about on the kitchen floor.
( ArthurTheRat, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:25, archived)

Calling up the manager of our local Starbucks.
Advantage: I know what my possible future boss will be like, and he seems nice.
Drawback: I got all nervous and mumbly and stuttery.

I'm a pussy.
( ArthurTheRat, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:27, archived)

Jesus fucking christ.
Don't be nervous about getting a job at Starbucks.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:28, archived)

I'M ALLOWED TO
I'M STILL YOUNG
STOP BULLYING ME :( :( :( :( :(
( ArthurTheRat, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:29, archived)

GIVE ME YOUR DINNER MONEY

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:29, archived)

*cries*
*tells the teacher*
( ArthurTheRat, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:32, archived)

GET ME A COFFEE,
MONKEY.
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:28, archived)

monkey is rude now that he works at Starbucks it should be
gingiatto grande
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:29, archived)

It's not just spunk
/ac
( moohalaa, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:28, archived)

I once wore socks like that.
I slipped over on the terracotta tiles in the hall and broke my finger.
( moohalaa, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:27, archived)

Night all.
WANK ONE OFF
( iainiainiainiain, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:26, archived)

We never
went McDonnelling.
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:27, archived)

I JUST realised that.
Pfft!
( iainiainiainiain, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:28, archived)

b3ta
Advantage: Great time-waster, made some genuine friends on here
Drawback: Waste way too much time on here, find myself getting occasionally over-annoyed at what basically boils down to words on a page
( FoldsFive, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:26, archived)

WORDS ON A PAGE

( ArthurTheRat, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:27, archived)

Despite your gingerness, you've never annoyed me.
Yet.
( FoldsFive, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:28, archived)

I AM SO GREAT
I AM SO GREAT
EVERYODY LOVES ME
I AM SO GREAT
*bangs saucepan with wooden spoon repeatedly*
( ArthurTheRat, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:30, archived)

*makes sure earplugs are firmly inserted*
*pats the little ginger chap on the head, smiling*
( FoldsFive, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:31, archived)

i agree with you here
i've been trying to spend a bit less of my evening on here of late. it's not worked though- i have no willpower
( spacefish bong!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:27, archived)

I managed three months without posting.
That was quite good.
( Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:34, archived)

Scratching wildly at eczema on the back of your knee for five minutes.
Benefit: Unrelenting pleasure for five minutes.
Drawback: Unrelenting owie for five hours.
( Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:26, archived)

You've spelt it wrong.
It's "exmah".
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:34, archived)

I quite like pigs with little wings drawn on their backs with felt tip

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:26, archived)

find some porn?

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:27, archived)

Try Imipramine
I have had no such problems.

I feel really emo today though actually
( Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:27, archived)

*writes this on a post it on my monitor*
I have balls like watermelons currently.

*dangles them for you*
Hahah.
( moohalaa, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:30, archived)

Soulseek
Advantage: lots of otherwise rare and interesting music to hand.
Disadvantage: distracts me from any work I have to do.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:27, archived)

My A-Ds just make me sleep.
Which is what I do as avoidance when I'm not taking them too.

I have the healthy libido of ANY emotionally stunted geek.
(goat thinks you're shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:28, archived)

If your libido is too low to make you want to wank,
then why is that a problem? If your libido was normal but for some reason you couldn't wank, I can see why that would be frustrating. Or have I misunderstood what libido means?
( Bob Todd whee, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:29, archived)

as in, you can...erm
oh fuck similes. you can get hard, go at it for as long as you can, but you cannot climax at all.

I read they give it to guys who do it early to delay them, in normal guys
it makes it almost impossible.

There.
( moohalaa, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:31, archived)

*hugs*
tell the doctor next time you go back - maybe they can suggest another brand.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:34, archived)

Tell them it's making you depressed.

(goat thinks you're shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:36, archived)

Oooooohhhh.
Anti-spuff pills.
(goat thinks you're shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:34, archived)

basically.

( moohalaa, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:35, archived)

I should be able to remember what it was I was going to reply to this with
I clicked reply and forgot
( davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:35, archived)

I want tomorrow mornings fry up now.
/save me
( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:17, archived)

GO FOR IT.

( iainiainiainiain, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:18, archived)

cure the bacon between your buttocks overnight

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:18, archived)

Cure it? It'll kill it!

( FoldsFive, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:23, archived)

Then have it now
and quit whining
(Von Trapp, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:18, archived)

Stick it up your cunt.

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:19, archived)

No
It would impair the flavor
(Von Trapp, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:20, archived)

Good point.

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:20, archived)

Nice candle
Happy Bidet!!!
(Von Trapp, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:22, archived)

cheers

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:23, archived)

Hang on, I'll come take it off your hands for you
no need to thank me.
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:18, archived)

are you drunk?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:19, archived)

ish

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:19, archived)

then don't
neither the hospital or the fire brigade would thank you
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:21, archived)

I don't like your new name.
It's nearly there, but not quite.

Wait, I've got it. Serge Rhollerfunck. I think that's better. And do one of those o's with two dots over it.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:21, archived)

It's temp.

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:24, archived)

No commitment.
That's your problem.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:25, archived)

I want a hug

( Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:19, archived)

Everyone needs a hug, god dammit!
*hugs*
( King Ralph is drunk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:19, archived)

*huggles long time*

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:19, archived)

i want a tug
boat
( spacefish bong!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:20, archived)

I want a dug moat

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:21, archived)

i want a thug goat

( spacefish bong!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:21, archived)

I want a rug stoat

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:24, archived)

i want a bug float

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:29, archived)

*offers a hug*
:)
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:20, archived)

here you go
( iainiainiainiain, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:21, archived)

*hugs*

( Sygiinu, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:21, archived)

*covers arms with marshmallows*
*warms hands on radiator*
*stretches wide*
*armvelopes*
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:21, archived)

*hugs*
*hugs again*
*tertiary hugs for good measure*
( FoldsFive, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:24, archived)

HEAR ME, B3TANS!
Make this:
Posh Beans on Toast: Toast, baked beans, chopped coriander, crushed chillis, honey.

Put the last three into the beans, heat. Put on toast. Eat.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:19, archived)

or just put some tobasco in the beans
and if you put in too much, soften with brown sugar.
What kind of cunt keeps coriander in their fridge anyway?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:22, archived)

what's wrong with the simplicity
of cheddar cheese and beans
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:23, archived)

there isnt a shop within 1000 miles of me
that sells cheddar
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:28, archived)

make your own

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:30, archived)

try this
www.cheesebay.com

this is better
www.cheesebay.se/Minaintressen.htm
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:31, archived)

Me.
Coriander is great. Don't hate me because I'm ace.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:29, archived)

Good lord!
You went for the name change then.

I thought you were just talking shite for a laff.*

* i.e. in normal mode for everyone here almost all the time
( frunt It's been a while..., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:20, archived)

It's a b3taday thing.
I'll proably change it back tomorrow
( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:21, archived)

fair enough
anyway, bedtime for me. gnight.
( frunt It's been a while..., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:22, archived)

Should I go to sleep today or tomorrow?
If I go to sleep after midnight, I always wake up at 11am
( davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:20, archived)

The way I see it,
it's not tomorrow untill you wake up.
( King Ralph is drunk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:21, archived)

But if I go to sleep before midnight, I wake up at 9am

( davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:23, archived)

That's why I've invented the ChronoPan.
Fry it up in the future, then set the ChronoPan to 12th Jan 2007, 23:17.

BAM! Instant fry-up.
Warning: do not confuse with the ChronoBedPan.
( ArthurTheRat, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:24, archived)

Following on from the last thread:
I did clever stuff over Christmas and moved the leather chair into the office as the tree took up too much room.

www.rantings-of-a-madman.co.uk/images/bigdesk.jpg

messy perfection.
( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:08, archived)

is that tequila?

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:09, archived)

Not anymore it's not.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:10, archived)

good lord
there's no point even moving!
(almqvist, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:10, archived)

I know! It's fucking fantastic!

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:11, archived)

i am going through the process of throwing out all my old crap
so far, freecycle is coming up trumps

also, i have made the finest homebrew known to man *wobbles*
( spacefish bong!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:10, archived)

Homebrew? Alcohol homebrew?

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:11, archived)

yeah
it's the bastard son of waggledance, pils and caffreys, and it is feckin lovely
( spacefish bong!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:13, archived)

not to mention
potent in that way that homebrew always is
( spacefish bong!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:14, archived)

man, my uncle's an alcohol because of that shit.
Not to put you off or anything, but he got hooked on his own brew
and it's pretty much fucked up his life. I wouldn't go near anybody's
if I was offered.
( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:14, archived)

we don't drink any more becuase of it.
we just spend a hell of a lot less.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:15, archived)

Ooo, I love waggledance.

( King Ralph is drunk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:15, archived)

Waggledance is utter shite.
It's for southerners who think they're drinking bitter.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:16, archived)

It's for people who like it.
It's very simple.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:17, archived)

Don't you start.
I like you, but if you keep this up, I may have to give you a stern look.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:19, archived)

you're right
i know you're absolutely right, but i like it

i feel awful :(
( spacefish bong!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:19, archived)

I'm not a fan of honey beer.
If I want a sweeter pint, I'll go for a fruit one.
(goat thinks you're shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:20, archived)

such as babycham

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:21, archived)

Real men drink bitter.
The clue is in the title.

Sweet beer indeed....*mutters*
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:23, archived)

Stout FTW

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:24, archived)

Basically, anything other than "sweet beer".

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:25, archived)

Ideally
all the sugar turns to alcohol, like Jeff Goldblum used to say. If that sugar happens to come from honey then so be it. It comes from something sweet whatever... no... it IS something sweet. IT'S FUCKING SUGAR.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:28, archived)

But, and here's the important bit
it doesn't TASTE sweet.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:31, archived)

It depends
On how heavily a beer is hopped and what types of hops are used as to how bitter it tastes, also what malts go into the mash. A lightly hopped beer made from pale malt will taste a hell of a lot sweeter than a ruby ale hopped heavily with something like Target hops.
( Lord Gnome, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:33, archived)

Look.
Shut up.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:36, archived)

Like fuck will I
Similarly German and Belgian wheat beers have a sweet taste which is rather pleasant.
( Lord Gnome, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:38, archived)

Alternatively
Bitter men could be drinking real ale.
( Lord Gnome, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:25, archived)

I once drank a bottle of mouthwash for a dare.
I felt drunk for about five minutes as it absorbed, then spewed warm minty blue puke all over my bedroom floor.
With a cream carpet.

Looooovely.
( moohalaa, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:12, archived)

You made me do a real life chortle

( Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:16, archived)

i have witnessed an attempt
to drink vodka and washing up liquid.

apparently, it doesn't say it's toxic on the bottle...
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:19, archived)

The best homebrew always contains
paracetamol
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:12, archived)

we don't tend to let bread go mouldy on purpose.
edit: no, hang on, that's pennicillin. duh.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:14, archived)

I don't get it.
Oh, wait.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:15, archived)

i feel no pain

( spacefish bong!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:15, archived)

did you make it from jelly?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:13, archived)

I want to make homebrew, but I haven't got anywhere suitable to put the tub thing.

( King Ralph is drunk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:14, archived)

This is nowhere near as good as the last thread...

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:11, archived)

Your thread was fantastic,sir.
I just didn't know how to reply.
( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:13, archived)

Too kind.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:15, archived)

You're right. I should be more offensive.
*makes BaldMonkey his idol*
( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:16, archived)

That's not messy...
When ever I see a picture of any room at all, I think 'That's far tidier than my room'
( davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:12, archived)

You've not seen the rest of the room ;)

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:13, archived)

Nowhere can be messier than my room!
NOWHERE!
( davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:15, archived)

pictures!

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:16, archived)

I can't take any pictures today :(
Cos I don't have a camera cable for my computerer
( davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:18, archived)

^wants^

( Mrs.Sp@m, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:12, archived)

That monitor is smaller than my watch
!!!
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:12, archived)

Yeah it's pretty small. We have a 19" flatscreen monitor, but I don't use it because it doesn't match the tower.
that's right, I'm THAT cool.
( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:17, archived)

Oh my,
that is genius.

That is what my house is going to be like when I move out. I want a one room thing, with just a bed and a laptop. And a bucket.
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:12, archived)

full of chicken pieces and microchip boxes?
/looks worryingly at bin next to computer
( moohalaa, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:13, archived)

I sense a new photo thread coming on.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:15, archived)

Bah.
img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/rthursten/bce8d921.jpg?t=1168644112
Old, but relatively similar to the current situation.
( Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:22, archived)

That's nice,
I wish I had space for a big leather chair. I'm just sitting on an armless crappy thing I stole from work.
( King Ralph is drunk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:19, archived)

Once upon a time, BBC1's Comedy Connections use to have a narrative
slowly unravelling some of the great comedies and how the teams behind them rose through the ranks and came together. It certainly wasn't a pointless show dedicated to the decade's most mediocre comedy "Vicar of Dibley", dissecting the one series and doing nothing else. BAH.

I'm off for a bath, but I'm going to let it run slowly, so I can listen to The Lee Mack Show, a damn fine return to the variety show format of the old school, what.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:08, archived)

I love Round The Horne.
I wish it was still on the radio.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:12, archived)

*does that sound that Kenneth Williams does that sounds like a yawn mixed with a laugh*

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:13, archived)

mmmm
he's very bold
( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:16, archived)

mmmmm
*goes into Polari*
*angers the gay community*
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:17, archived)

It's on BBC 7

(goat thinks you're shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:15, archived)

I never liked Lee Mack.
He annoys me for some reason.
(goat thinks you're shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:13, archived)

He's a mate of a teacher at my school.
Who goes on about it regularly. And is a bit of a prat.
( Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:13, archived)

Lee Mack is a prat, or the other one?
I have nothing but utter admiration for Mr Mack, the cheeky northerner.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:14, archived)

The teacher. Is the prat.

( Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:17, archived)

Rightoh.
Mr Mack may be a prat, but I am yet to be told this.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:20, archived)

"Mixing It" is on BBC Radio 3, though.

( Sygiinu, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:15, archived)

LISTEN AGAIN
Good call though. Mixing It is the shit.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:15, archived)

:) My favourite is Late Junction.

( Sygiinu, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:21, archived)

Mixing It is better
but only comes once a week.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:24, archived)