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Inteview time: Carl 'Argie Pic' Baldwin. What do you want to know?

Carl Baldwin has made arguably the most famous photoshop of all time with his 'Argentinian football team with handbags' picture. He's ready to be interviewed. What do you want to know? Please add questions to this thread only.

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rob, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 10:52, archived)

do you

like pickled onion crisps? i do. i love 'em.

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stouffer, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 10:54, archived)

daddy

or chips

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raw-edge, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 10:54, archived)

Prada

or Gucci?

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 10:55, archived)

pink

or brown?

(albatross! aka Rameses Niblick III Kerplunk kerplunk - whoops, where's my thribble?, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 10:56, archived)

"daddy or chips" or "daddy or crisps"?

well?

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_null_, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 20:47, archived)

why do you

hate the argentinians sooo much!?!?

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 10:55, archived)

Do you think

Dumplings should be used in Casserole's, or should they exclusively be used in Stews.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 10:55, archived)

The ultimate

Daddy or chips?

(Al__S is constantly suprised, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 10:55, archived)

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnddddddddddddddddddppppppppppppppppiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

(Al__S is constantly suprised, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 10:56, archived)

he he

b3tan to it...

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raw-edge, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 10:58, archived)

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:00, archived)

Judge Death

woooooo

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CJ, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:07, archived)

I always thought

PSI Judge Anderson was more woo.

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bigdave, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:14, archived)

Oh yes

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WD-39, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:21, archived)

would

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Geordie Al, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:46, archived)

So would I..

Didn't they do a couple of racy covers or posters or something that got a few complaints? (Well, racy to a 12 year old - as I think I was at the time).

(GreyJackal, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 13:41, archived)

that JD Mindpiss picture

is just so damn Woo... I love it!

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packetslut, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 13:49, archived)

Complete the following sentence:

"I like eating with spoons because ...."

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 10:55, archived)

Spork

or foon?

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WD-39, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 10:59, archived)

Spork

Foon sounds like a Mr T cuss.
Goddam crazy foon! I pity the foon! etc.

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bigdave, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:09, archived)

haha

It's on the jazz

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WD-39, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:10, archived)

Where did you

find the hand bags for the pictures, they are rather fetching!

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uberphil, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 10:55, archived)

What is the single most stupid

thing you've ever attempted, and did you succeed?

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 10:56, archived)

Have you made anything else?

(

rob, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 10:56, archived)

Do you feel Mike Baldwin

has brought shame to your family name with his string of mistresses through the 80s and 90s in hit British soap opera Coronation Street?

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 10:56, archived)

Ha ha ha ha,

I love you.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 10:57, archived)

Tabloids: amusing readable emergency toilet-paper, or rabble-rousing pamphlets of doom?

Did you 'shop the fabled Glass Cock?

Lasso or magic wand?

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 10:57, archived)

why don't you vist b3ta more often?

what's your favourite bra colour?

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munkt0n, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 10:57, archived)

err he does

that's how I found him. He's just sent in a submission for the newsletter.

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rob, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 10:57, archived)

ok..

quick edit!

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munkt0n, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 10:59, archived)

Do you think your picture

explains much of the modern anxiety about the frivolity of life and the associated psychological and physical disorders suffered by the community at large?
Or was it just a funny idea?

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AndyK, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 10:57, archived)

do you

hate people who spell their name karl with a k?

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stouffer, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 10:57, archived)

Falklands or Malvinas?

(

bob dinosaur, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 10:57, archived)

Corn Flakes or

Rice Krispies?

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 10:57, archived)

Have you ever used

the Bevel and Emboss tool in Photoshop, if so, did you like the result?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 10:58, archived)

what's the biggest fuck up you've made on-line?

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rob, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 10:58, archived)

A Tough one

Why?

(Al__S is constantly suprised, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 10:58, archived)

done

anything since?

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Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 21 Jan 2003, 10:58, archived)

I like that one

But you are a bitch.

;)

(Mattyboy, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:22, archived)

Do you like

boobs?

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 10:59, archived)

If so, have a badge

(

WD-39, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:01, archived)

sub or dom?

puppies or kittens?
Is speedcore your nearly life?

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 10:59, archived)

Football is shit, isn't it?

(

rob, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 10:59, archived)

but but

repost whore

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:03, archived)

It's a non sensical game where people

run around a field trying to get a ball into a big rectangular hole.
(but you get to go to the pub before and after the game.. yay!)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:04, archived)

What is the cruelest

thing you've ever done?

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:00, archived)

And the nicest?

Also, do you go to bed naked, or in jammies?

And, What's the best peice of feedback you've had about the Argie pic?

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Banana, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:03, archived)

Did you mind Piers Brosnan stealing your pic

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Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:01, archived)

Just how far away is Tipperary exactly?

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:01, archived)

I can answer that...

17.75 miles.

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stup0t, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:15, archived)

what's funnier:

burping contests or farting contests?

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:01, archived)

How do you plan to

capitalise on your fame? Merchandise? Television mini-series? The silver screen?

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Sexy Picard 2000, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:02, archived)

FAME!

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:05, archived)

I'M GONNA LIVE FOREVER!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:07, archived)

*sigh*

I'M GONNA LEARN HOW TO FLY!!

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Sexy Picard 2000, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:09, archived)

I'm gonna learn how to fly

HIGH!

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:10, archived)

If you could spend the day

with any fictional charactor, who would it be, and why?

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:02, archived)

Does it piss you off

when people miscredit your work and/or attack media outlets that correctly credit you and obtain your permission to use it?
*whistles innocently*

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:02, archived)

if you could ask Carl Baldwin one question, what would it be?

do you think NASA really went to the moon?

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new_matt, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:02, archived)

If a film were made of your life,

how would you want Voice-Over man to describe it in the trailer.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:02, archived)

and

who would you like to be "Voice Over Man®"?

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WD-39, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:11, archived)

did you get

any dosh for the pic going on the newspaper?

if so how much and can i have some please?

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pip, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:03, archived)

please photoshop a kitten for us

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:03, archived)

which is of these words am the bestest:

moo, or moose

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:04, archived)

Did you expect to end up on the front page of a national paper?

Who's the most famous person you've met as a result of the pic?
Do you like football or just the world cup?
How many times have you been sent your own picture on email?
What about the copyright of the original pics?
Have you ever been to Argentina?

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christhebarker, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:04, archived)

Git...

I was getting near the bottom and no one had asked how many times he got it. Bah, got to think of something interesting now.

(GreyJackal, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 13:47, archived)

Have you made any money

either directly or indirectly from the Argie Handbag picture ? Has making it improved your employability ?

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Darryn.R, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:04, archived)

are you going to apologise

for laughing at my mule?

/cowboy

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jazzman, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:06, archived)

what happened with that pic?

where did you post it, how did you find out it was in the mirror, who contacted you? etc...

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santexo, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:06, archived)

What is your favourite

chemical formula?

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:06, archived)

i don't think you're any good really

potatomash a kitten and attempt to salvage your tattered reputation.

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:08, archived)

does my bum

look big in this?

(albatross! aka Rameses Niblick III Kerplunk kerplunk - whoops, where's my thribble?, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:08, archived)

Have you

ever eaten scrambled eggs anywhere unusual?

(stockweed911, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:09, archived)

What is your favourite

smell?

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:09, archived)

What is you fave Photoshop pic

of all time?

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:10, archived)

Do you have a car?

and if so, does it have heated wing mirrors?

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:10, archived)

PROBE

I have heated wing mirrors. They come on when I put the rear screen heater on.

(annaX, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 12:45, archived)

Can you cook eggs on them

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 12:46, archived)

Eggs

Haven't tried. Generally I don't see the point, because if your mirrors are nice and clear, but the front side windows are all misted up, then you're still not going to be able to use them

(annaX, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 13:03, archived)

Look

700,000! It's there. Blimey! Cripes!

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 12:50, archived)

happy 700000

to all.

Spazzed back in the hope it would be an exciting post.
ho hum.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 15:51, archived)

too :)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 16:40, archived)

bloody hell

600000 was only the other week. fnord was right about the halflife, even way back then.

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bananaman, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 20:27, archived)

even to the point

of making sure he got the 666666th one :)

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witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:34, archived)

ooh

I like time travelling

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:37, archived)

700000

Well done

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K3rry, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 21:12, archived)

This p0st

s\/xx0¬s

(_, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:37, archived)

Spontaneous combustion:

Real, or not?

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:11, archived)

I'm just popping down to the shop;

do you want anything?

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:12, archived)

What is it that

makes a picture go viral?

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CJ, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:12, archived)

Can you get

no satisfaction?

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:12, archived)

Are you ashamed of your mobile?

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:13, archived)

Are you ashamed of your nostrils?

that's what I thought that said

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WD-39, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:26, archived)

also a good question.

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Sexy Picard 2000, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:36, archived)

Will Everton finish above Liverpool?

If Mr T didn't have loads of gold around his neck, what would he wear instead?
And how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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bigdave, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:13, archived)

Wouldn't you like to be a pepper too?

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:13, archived)

Do you

own any handbags?

(bertalizer, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:18, archived)

My turn

did Piers Morgan give you that award for best picture that you won?
Have you done any other good photoshops? Where are they? Can we see?
Did your friends family believe you when you told then you'd done'that' picture?

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Wifey, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:19, archived)

Do you

find the word Basingstoke strangely alluring, or is it just me?

(Rabbers, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:23, archived)

Oooh

are you also from Basingstoke?

(Mattyboy, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:27, archived)

Nope, I'm from Sheffield

Which brings me on to the most important queshtion:

Have you ever heard of Henderson's Relish? And if so, what's your favourite Henderson's enhanced food?

Or do you only ever use WOO-cestershire sauce?

(Rabbers, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:32, archived)

Have you ever photoshopped

a celebrities head onto a pornographic picture, just for practise, like.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:24, archived)

Fosters or Stella?

Like theres any real choice :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:33, archived)

No, because

Stella is just headache inducing shite whereas you can drink fosters all night without falling over or throwing up thus impressing your alcopop swilling mates who think your a BIG MAN for swilling fosters all night - although I do prefer Carling Black Label - but the big question is, whatever happened to Lowenbrough (is that how you spell it?) that was better than Stella too.

(Rabbers, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:36, archived)

Um. Wrong.

Fosters = Piss, Stella = Nice.

That is all.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:37, archived)

Never

ever has there been a truer word spoken

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WD-39, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:45, archived)

I think

that the Stella strap line should be "Reassuringly watered down" in many pubs in the city centre.

(Rabbers, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:55, archived)

Stella = castrol GTX

Strongbow Super (7.5% ABV) 99p a can - bargain.

And makes you feel like a tramp, even when you pass out and piss yourself...

(clydefrog, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 14:46, archived)

What's your favourite sandwich?

Did you get any money out of making that pic?
What one thing would most improve the quality of your life?

(tomsk, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:34, archived)

If you were a genetic engineer

and you could create a monkey with four asses, OR an elephant with 132 legs, BUT NOT BOTH, which poor mutant would you bring into this uncaring world?

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:36, archived)

*A lot of people 'claimed' the argentinian picture as their own. If you met them and they looked and acted identically to you, what would you say to them?

*If you could write tommorrow's paper, what would be on the front page?

*What animals would you breed if you could cross breed anything?

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:37, archived)

Did you host the pic

or are you quite glad it propogated so rapidly so that the bandwidth bailiffs didn't come knocking?

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chthonic, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:38, archived)

Fruit gums

Give us your order of preference, ie mine is
green
yellow
black
red
orange

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:45, archived)

You

like bag please?

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:46, archived)

How tall are you ?

and why ?

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:48, archived)

Have you had any groupies

since becoming semi famous with your pic ?

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:49, archived)

My questions...

1. Was the pic done before or after the England game?

2. How much flame-mail did you get from Argentinian football fans?

3. Who was the first person you emailed the pic to and why?

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TooMuch2AM, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:54, archived)

Handbags at dawn

Were you not pissed off that it was arguably the worst tabloid that used the pic? or did they just offer the most cash?

(Mr M@ Probably not that difficult!, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 12:08, archived)

Handbags at dawn

Were you not pissed off that it was arguably the worst Fuckin tabloid that used the pic? or did they just offer the most cash?

(Mr M@ Probably not that difficult!, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 12:10, archived)

So,

How did it feel to see it in the paper - joy at success, or horror at lack of credit?
Have you a gallery we can view? :)

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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 12:12, archived)

tHE mIRROR

Were you not pissed off that it was arguably the worst Fuckin tabloid that used the pic? or did they just offer the most cash?

(Mr M@ Probably not that difficult!, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 12:31, archived)

If you were the milk tray spy bloke off the telly...

how would you deliver the choccies?

(Monosodium Bob, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 12:53, archived)

Do you believe in

Life after love?

Do you believe that for every drop of rain a flower grows?

I believe some times I touch!

What is your favourite tinned soup.

Do you think Malibu is nice with Tizer?

Do you play GTA vice city - if so whats your favourite gun?

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Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 13:16, archived)

do you find monkeys funny, if so, why?

Should Saddam Hussein shave off his moustache?

(Maels, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 13:33, archived)

how many

pictures of handbags did you search through, and did you find yourself thinking "stylish *and* practical" at any point?

(

rogan, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 13:54, archived)

how loudly

did you scream when Beckham slammed that penalty in?

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timothy claypole, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 14:03, archived)

Do you ever drop it into conversations that you made this picture once that got quite big exposure?

Or do you just stay silent if other people happen to mention it without knowing it was you?

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 14:10, archived)

Do you think your pic would have achieved the same exposure

if you'd made it with MS Paint?

(Bouncy, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 14:18, archived)

Did you ever think that you could top your original Argie pic with similarly altered pictures of, say, the Brazilian team?

Have you had any enquiries to repeat your performance?

What inspired you to include handbags in the picture rather than, say, dressing the players up like the big jessies they obviously are?

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pagram, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 14:21, archived)

Do you ever wish that everyone would just leave you alone?

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pagram, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 14:23, archived)

How many of those annoying friends/relatives that send you every piece of junk mail that say's "forward me"

did you have to send your image to before it went viral?

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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 14:34, archived)

Hold it in...

or let it out?

(clydefrog, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 14:40, archived)

15 minutes of Fame.

Does worldwide reposting lead to more opportunities for sex?

(nordicapollo, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 14:54, archived)

Whats your favorite

Comment about the pic?

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Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 15:07, archived)

louis theroux

or laurance llewelyn-bowen?

(little, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 15:05, archived)

what question do you not want to be asked

and why?

(que, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 15:16, archived)

did you make any money from 'that' picture?

(jonesyb, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 15:23, archived)

why are we clicking pointless links?

Clicked it - where's my food pellet.

(trimprop, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 15:30, archived)

why?

what?

(spence, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 15:31, archived)

Magnets

What would you do if I gave you a couple of very very strong tiny magnets?
What could you invent that needed them?
What mechanisms could be replaced by them?

(Mops, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 15:34, archived)

is your copy of photoshop legal ?

(JBoom, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 15:45, archived)

did you waste your companys time when making that pic

or was it made when you could've been down the pub ?

(JBoom, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 15:47, archived)

What would you prefer to photoshop?

a] a kitten
b] a furtive polar bear
c] a hippo
d] an elephant

(Slick Stick (now anti +... and back), Tue 21 Jan 2003, 15:51, archived)

Twix

or KitKat?

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Spherix What, with these feet?, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 16:11, archived)

Who would be the winner in a drag

race between Henry Winkler and Steeve McQueen?

(roomproject, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 16:27, archived)

Why is marmalade so called?

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pxyzyzygy, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 16:29, archived)

Carl Baldwin Interview

Where have all the flowers gone?

(Zakk? Here for the... lady., Tue 21 Jan 2003, 16:31, archived)

questions

is it nice to be anonamously famous or do you crave world domination?
Handbags? Looks or functionality.
do you wish you'd had more recognition

(maximcondor, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 16:57, archived)

Would

you consider your 'Argie' Pic to be more famous than some of the pictures produced by other Baldwins?

(

Nath, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 17:15, archived)

Carl "Argie Pic" Baldwin

Did you see your great handbag pic when it first appeared in the Daily Sport, a few days before going on the rubbish Daily Mirror's front page? Our readers loved it - have you any message for them? Cheers!

(Sport, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 17:17, archived)

Did you

ever get scared by the Child-snatcher in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang?

(roomproject, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 18:10, archived)

Do you have a message for the editor of the Daily Mirror?

And have you spent the year thinking up amusing ways of getting your awful and bloody revenge?

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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 18:20, archived)

on a scale of one to ten...

how famous are you?

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Bitchpapa, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 18:30, archived)

ratemypoo or ratemykitten?

which is better?

(There is no Mr Spoon, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 18:46, archived)

how many roads must a man walk down

before you can call him a man?

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bananaman, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 19:06, archived)

do you watch sports on tv?

and if so.. which?

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 19:09, archived)

If you want it, I can give it you.

Do you want it?

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trashcanglam, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 20:01, archived)

>>>

1. Have you made any other great pictures?
Can we see them?

2. What made you start photoshopping?

3. Do you have any favourite images/websites made by other people?

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 21 Jan 2003, 20:12, archived)

Daddy

or chips?

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Spherix What, with these feet?, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 20:21, archived)

i cried

i really did.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 21:21, archived)

Question, Sir!

Who would win in a fight?
a)Grizzly Bear
b)Giant Armadillo
c)Cheeta
d)Human

(andchapman, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 22:14, archived)

Question.

Wheres the bathroom.

(DJTheBaron, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 23:02, archived)

Do you have any annoying habits

that the public should know of/be afraid of?

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Or is it?, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 23:16, archived)

how much did they pay you

to tell everyone that the picture was photoshopped?

(otis grahm, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:27, archived)

Question..

...don't you normally delve more than a couple of google image search pages, when looking for handbags? :)

(MetaFrame, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 0:49, archived)

To you enjoy cheese?

What types of cheese are your favourites?

(BurningFeetMan, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 7:39, archived)

Jam or Jelly?

...and what flavour?

(Upside=down!Train-Bird, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:40, archived)

Question to Carl

When your older will you have a handbag like some old men, or would you prefer a pull along shopping trolley?

(maddave, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 8:46, archived)

Do you get tired of being asked the same questions, time and time again?

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Nath, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:24, archived)

you like bag?

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 9:25, archived)

did you know

that Joels kittens were on Born Sloppy?

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 10:21, archived)

Question for Mr Argentinian Handbag man

Which would you rather: Be forced to wear a hospital gown for the rest of your life, or have soup ladles for hands?

(Coomy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:04, archived)

How many times

did someone email you your own picture with the words "You must see this." or "Got this from the internet." or "a friend sent me this", etc.

At which point did you start resorting to physical vioence in response ?

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wonko the sane, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 11:40, archived)

night night

What's the worst nightmare you've ever had?

(poshbird, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:44, archived)

Handbags at dawn

What is your favourite handbag and when do you prefer to wield it?

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kitty_cat, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 13:50, archived)

Any plans for future photoshops?

yup. that my question

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Joelf, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:34, archived)

Tuna...

oil or brine?

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Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:00, archived)

Would you accept oral sex from Piers

Moron? If not, did he give you money for the pic?

Roller skates or blades?

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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:11, archived)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:14, archived)

good question

that is

(There is no Mr Spoon, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:46, archived)

question

how mad are you? who are you trying to impress?

(blowflie, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:52, archived)

Nicole

or Papa?

(Bouncy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 16:46, archived)

have been offered more work doing photoshoppery for cash since the world cup, based upon *that* image alone?

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biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:17, archived)

What do you

do for a living?

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mikemystery blames the parents, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:37, archived)

Question for Carl...

How long before it got emailed to you by someone that didnt know you made it?

(j a c k, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 17:49, archived)

Question.

Does my scrotum smell?

(richyboy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:25, archived)

Who has the "What the papers say" award - you or Morgan?

Assuming it exists as a real thing, that is. What does it look like? Were you at the ceremony?
Does it amuse you when tabloids refer to graphic designers as using "computer wizardry", presumably because the foggy mysteries of your work are too complex to not involve alchemy?

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growler, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:27, archived)

What do you think the best way to dump an annoying parner is?

(Spin Doctor, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 18:50, archived)

"Its me, not you"

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uberphil, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:14, archived)

hmm-mm I wonder...

What do you think of the people who say that homophobes are that way because they in fact are gay????

(jailbait.kate, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 20:44, archived)

Has internet fame extended

your ego to unlimited and scary proportions?

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LittlePixel, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:02, archived)

How do improve photoshopping skills?

Is there a course I can take?

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ArthurTheRat, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 22:09, archived)

What

is your favourite cheese?

(swervedriver, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 23:58, archived)

Why Oh WHY

Do hardly any shops sell Beef Monster Munch around here?

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crgn, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:19, archived)

How gay is gay?

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Nastar, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 0:53, archived)