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# Donald Rumsfeld..
.....Congratulates Sadam on a world class game of Hide and Seek
www.msnbc.com/news/1639839.jpgclick me!

(evil pete, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:25, archived)
# He'll be sure to mention it at his trial
But you should have TJed for this as it's not yours.
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:26, archived)
# Hahahahahah
I think his best line of defence at trial would be in response to any questions about his having WNDs saying 'Of course I did, you sold them to me and trained me'.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:27, archived)
# or he could do
the macarana
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:27, archived)
# Eeeeeeh Macarana
ooooiii.

That's a winning idea, thinking outside the box. Give yourself a raise
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:28, archived)
# Always the
best defence
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:28, archived)
# nah
that's been tried before, it was a crime back then and it's still a crime now.
(I helped save b3ta! Nath, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:28, archived)
# or that dance you did when La Bamba came out
(Rich Chestmat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:29, archived)
# Oooooh
do you think they will televise it?
On the news thismorning there was an Iraqi spokesman saying that they will gove Saddam a fair trial on June 30th when they get home rule back again and execute him on July 1st. Gotta love them.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:29, archived)
# He shouldn't be executed.
Everyone in Iraq should get a piece of paper and some vinegar, and they all give him paper cuts and a rinse.
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:31, archived)
# ahem



pay-per-view
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:35, archived)
# the...
..yanks have made enough money from him already.. so it probably will happen, but then they'll sponser it... tatoo him with company logos, christ it don't bare thinking about
(evil pete, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:55, archived)
# If America give him
back
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:37, archived)
# WND?
Weapon of Nasty Disposition
(boy with balls on chin just quit his job and is about to feck off travelling for 18 months, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:28, archived)
# Wendy
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:29, archived)
# I know that one ...
and when it's unfurled it reads "Welcome to Jamaica I hope you have a nice day"
(boy with balls on chin just quit his job and is about to feck off travelling for 18 months, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:30, archived)
# ;o)
Hurrah for racial stereotypes.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:31, archived)
# I said Jamaica
Alaska?
(boy with balls on chin just quit his job and is about to feck off travelling for 18 months, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:34, archived)
# 
Journalist: How do we know he has these wepaons of mass destruction?
      Bush: We sold them to him.
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:29, archived)
# Relatively interesting reading
www.michaelmoore.com/words/message/index.php
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:32, archived)
# Had a wee chat about this yesterday,
http://www.b3ta.com/board/2496441
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:34, archived)
# That's rather good
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:40, archived)
# rp
(I helped save b3ta! Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:30, archived)
# Is that George Galloway
in a schoolboy's uniform? My word, I've seen it all now
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:30, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
the krankies!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:30, archived)
# sexual deviants
if the rumers are to be believed
(Clockwork, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:37, archived)
# What doubt is there?
He's a bloke who sleeps with a midget that dresses up as a schoolboy...

How much more deviant do you want?
(I helped save b3ta! Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:42, archived)
# yeah ok.
(Clockwork, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:55, archived)
# Hahahaha
can i post my krankees picture again?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:31, archived)
# No
for the love of god, no
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:32, archived)
# if it's the ball grabber, yes
if it's the midget porn, yes.



i forgot the no argument again didn't i?
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:35, archived)
# go on
You can never have too much Krankies
(I helped save b3ta! Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:41, archived)
# it upsets some people
;)
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:42, archived)
# watermelon 'em
Post it

Edit: Fucking censorship
(I helped save b3ta! Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:43, archived)
# it is a bit of a
cunt isn't it.
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:46, archived)
# OK
you asked for it maybe nsfw
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:50, archived)
# You..
sick boy..uugghhh...my god what have we done to deserve that.
never sleep again... aaaggggrrrrr
(evil pete, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 15:01, archived)
# jesusfuckingchrist
on a bike!!
(guinea, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 15:09, archived)
# it blinds most people
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:45, archived)
# yes...
you can, and i think the world has had enough kiddy fiddling, we have MJ now, and he makes better music.
(am i making a point, nah i'm just waffling, damn)
(evil pete, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:46, archived)
# He was the last kitty in the pet shop

he looked so glum I had to take him home...
(SniffingGeneral, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:22, archived)
# aaaaaah
woo!
(Clockwork, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:24, archived)
# eeek
that is all
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:26, archived)
# allo
I thought you brits might find it a tad interesting that there's going be a store called The Underground opening downtown. It's advertised to have the latest in mobile phone technology AND retro british pop culture items.
(GeekyBill, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:22, archived)
# er
no
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:22, archived)
# well excuse me.
I just saw the large sign advertising for the store today and I thought "hmmm interesting."
I mean, it sells mobile phones AND british pop culture paraphenalia. How random is that?
(GeekyBill, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:25, archived)
# well, putting 'downtown' as a location
doesn't help us much in working out where you are.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:26, archived)
# oops...
*hides*
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:27, archived)
# Not especially
I'm afraid.

In future please limit your new threads to (funny) pix you've made. This should save you from a large number of sarcastic replies and general abuse from the people like me who don't enjoy watching other people's hard work bumped off the board quicker by threadwastes.

Even a link to this shop would've been better, but nevermind, it's too late now.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:28, archived)
# Well it isn't random by any definition of the word that I've ever read
but hey! Feel free to thread-jack a post to tell us all about it.

Oh.

(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:29, archived)
# thats not random at all...
if it was a room that had a horse glued to the ceiling, a hunchback called sally jumping around throwing grapes at people while whistling and cilla black shouting how much would could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood wearing a full sailor suit, then it would be close to being random.
(icedragon, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:32, archived)
# RANDOM!!???
You call that random, in my day etc etc..
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:33, archived)
# *ahem*
then it would be close to being random.
(icedragon, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:38, archived)
# opening downtown?
are you one of those people who says things like: "Hey, you're from England, do you know Brian?"

p.s. Afternoon all!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:23, archived)
# everyone knows Brian
you know - Bill's mate from the countryside
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:24, archived)
# ohhhhhhhhhh yeah
and his mate lives in that village
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:24, archived)
# that's the one
he has the blue car and runs England's post office.

Nice chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:28, archived)
# Post Offices?
You don't know you've been born. Back in my day we only had Kevin Costner, a horse and multi-million dollar budget.
(Rich Chestmat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:30, archived)
# yeah, the guy with those shoes
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:31, archived)
# isn't that Jeremy?
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:34, archived)
# no, he lives to the north of there
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:34, archived)
# oh yeah - you're right.
my mistake.

I always mix those two up.
I'm from the other side of England so I only see them once a month or so.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:37, archived)
# thats alright
you coming to the town pub tonight?

meet with them all there
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:39, archived)
# yay!
Bar or lounge?
Its the UK pool tournament in the bar tonight, so it may be busy.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:43, archived)
# Hey you're GeekyBill
Do you know Cock-Off?
(Rich Chestmat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:24, archived)
# Brian
from accounts?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:24, archived)
# what did you call me?
:P
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:24, archived)
# You heard.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:26, archived)
# of Heffalumps?
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:30, archived)
# Know him?
I AM Brian!!
(I helped save b3ta! The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:31, archived)
# what about your wife?
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:33, archived)
# She's Brian too
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:41, archived)
# She's Brian too*


*no, she isnt. Well She's "Mrs Brian" sometimes, but I don't suppose that counts, really...
(I helped save b3ta! The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:44, archived)
# "Talk British to my kids.."
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:37, archived)
# When you're alone and life is making you lonely
You can always go - Downtown.
When you've got worries, all the noise and the hurry
Seems to help, I know - Downtown
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:23, archived)
# there's nothing
more retro british pop than mobile phones. except for those old rotary dial phones. they're the next big thing!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:23, archived)
# for someone who's been a member longer than me
i was expecting more.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:23, archived)
# it means nothing...
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:28, archived)
# i was expecting more in the line
of text, for a laugh
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:29, archived)
# reminds me of a song...
"ach, doontoon"
(Errol, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:24, archived)
# Hmm
Downtown you say?
I'll just pop out of my castle, and have a look. I told the Queen I'd pick some stuff up in London village.
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:24, archived)
# I doubt I live in the same town
and I don't like spam

But shop a kitten or wank a pelicon and we'll love you
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:27, archived)
#
(Rich Chestmat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:34, archived)
# woo
scally troll
(I helped save b3ta! DonnChadh, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 15:02, archived)
# damn
what's the matter with you guys. I'm sorry if it seems lame. The point wasn't so much that it was British paraphenalia but the fact that it's British Paraphenalia and mobile phones, which seemed a bit odd and funny.
(GeekyBill, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:28, archived)
# There's a new noodle restaurant opening in Sheffield.
It used to be painted black, but now it's white.
It looks much better.
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:29, archived)
# supermarkets sell cars
AND food!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:30, archived)
# just messin' with you
It is easier to announce these things in other threads though.

Unless you enjoy the attention.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:35, archived)
# where do you live?
in context it would be interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:36, archived)
# Apologies Bill
they don't mean it really. Don't suppose you caught what they actually sell under the title 'British Pop Paraphernalia'? Minis and stuff?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:37, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:31, archived)
# Daphne had misinterpreted a certain passage in the book


hello. My first post so please be nice. hope it works
(lux, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:20, archived)
# still not working
sorry... try again

well, I cant see it anyway
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:20, archived)
# NO!
It's making us try to log in, change the link!
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:21, archived)
# keep trying :)
anticipation building


edit: have you made your msn group public?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:21, archived)
# No
they haven't.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:23, archived)
# dum dum de dum- dum dee dum dum
dum dum dum
(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:21, archived)
# welcome!
you need to make an MSN group and put it in there : ), then we can see it
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:22, archived)
# it is an msn group!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:23, archived)
# but
i did that i read the faq and everything
(lux, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:23, archived)
# i don't understand
i can see it. what could i have done wrong?
(lux, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:22, archived)
# You need
to make your group public. (Group Settings)
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:23, archived)
# your group might not be public
which means we have to log in to see it
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:23, archived)
# maybe try putting it in your
"pictures" folder rather than "documents"?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:22, archived)
# hello,
have a read of this. it should help

groups.msn.com/spoonywoony/general.msnw?action=get_message&mview=1&ID_Message=14
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:22, archived)
# tried again
any better?
(lux, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:34, archived)
# Yep - I can see it :)
Now, if I could just understand it...

EDIT: Assuming It's just me being a bit thick, I'll give it a cautious "woo".
(I helped save b3ta! The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:36, archived)
# say what you see
is it 'a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush' ?
(cheesepump, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:38, archived)
# Purple flowers.
On a hairy foot.

Nope, that's not it...
(I helped save b3ta! The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:40, archived)
# say what you see
when you see it, say it
(I helped save b3ta! hugo-a-gogo has no sig, the gayer, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:58, archived)
# yep
what is it?

edit: feel bad now.
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:39, archived)
# I see it, but I'm afraid I don't get it...
But don't let that put you off! Make more! Post more! Never threadwaste! Use kittens a lot! etc...
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:43, archived)
# Burgh?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:05, archived)
# i giggled
like a girl
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:07, archived)
# I like that
a lot
(I helped save b3ta! Nath, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:12, archived)
# hehheh
(oh and was also LMAO at user who called me 5 mins ago on tech support. Changed toner and then told me her prints looked like big black foreign objects were coming out all over them.... I suppose that's one way of describing a toner spill. Silly)
(garfi3ld, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:13, archived)
# Angry pirates
are what make life worth living.

And wah! I was replying to a post which was then deleted, thus throwing me into a state of confusion. Otherwise known as being discombobulated.
(Errol, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:17, archived)
# or anally raped...
oh no wait
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:19, archived)
# hamsters eye view?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:20, archived)
# or a small dobermann
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:20, archived)
# or if it really isgoatse man
a fucking great dane
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:22, archived)
# I thought I'd
been anally raped once, turned out I'd put my boxershorts on inside out. Funny old world, innit.
(Errol, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:19, archived)
# you cant be discombobulated.
thats a real word and real words shouldnt sound so made-up
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:19, archived)
# Tell that
to spoonerism
(Errol, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:20, archived)
# fuzzy duck?
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:24, archived)
# Boring Question
Does anyone remember a flash movie from about two years ago about a dog that got brutaly killed in parts one and two, and went on a rampage in part three?
One of the people he killed was a pimp, if that helps.

If anyone can remember I'd love a link.
(I helped save b3ta! I work in Brixton - save me, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:00, archived)
# Make it
and post it.

Awww G'wan....
(Just recline and let me service you, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:01, archived)
# Can't
I suck at drawing.
As you may have noticed.
(I helped save b3ta! I work in Brixton - save me, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:04, archived)
# I remember a time
when I could walk down the street and not get shouted at by yoofs with their ghetto blasters and running shoes
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:01, archived)
# And still
have money for the bus fare home
(Just recline and let me service you, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:02, archived)
# A bus? You
don't know you're born. Back in my day we had to walk 14 miles over broken glass and hot coal to get to school
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:03, archived)
# School! you dont know you're born
back in my day, we were lucky if we'd get 3 hours sleep before being mauled by bears
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:04, archived)
# SLEEP!!?! you dont know your born!
we had to stay away and lick the streets clean before dawn...
(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:09, archived)
# MONTY PYTHON!!!!
You don't know you're nborn. Back in my day it were nothing but Bob Monkhouse and Jimmy Tarbuck, mornin' noon and night.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:12, archived)
# morning, noon and night!
back in my day, it were in a perpetual state of temporal flux, none of these poncy modern 'hours'
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:15, archived)
# Oooh hark at you.
We couldn't afford temporal flux and had to make do with shifting the hands on the clock back and forwards a few times a day, but we were honest
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:17, archived)
# Clock! you snobby git!
back in my day, we had to make do with a dustbin lid!
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:18, archived)
# Shifting? Luxury.
We weren't able to move, not being possessed of a body, we existed and that were about the end of it. 'Cept there won't no end, nor a beginnning, nor even a middle.


(gone a bit Beckett now)
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:20, archived)
# Stop your complaining
You people. You don't know you're born all this complaining about the younger generation. Back in my day we didn't have keyboards. We just imagined what it would be like if anyone gave a shit.
(Rich Chestmat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:19, archived)
# Noon?
You lucky, lucky sods. We couldn't afford noon, that was for uptown kids who had their own shoes. We made do with mid-day, and we were glad of it.
(Mmm...minky, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:16, archived)
# before dawn! you were lucky
we used to have to follow the townsfolk around, licking away their fresh muddy footprints.

if we were lucky, theyd spit on us
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:13, archived)
# you win
you does
(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:15, archived)
# Win?!
back in my day....
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:15, archived)
# Abject luxury!
We used to DREAM of being mauled by bears. We had to do our best by enraging small rodents with ginger-coated twigs.
(Mmm...minky, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:11, archived)
# We used to
have to eat broken glass and coal for dinner.
And it always smelt of feet.
(Just recline and let me service you, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:04, archived)
# you
were lucky.
(Capt'n Fabulous, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:06, archived)
# threadjack: todays daily news update
Beards
Lesbians (SFW)
Tragedy!
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:02, archived)
#
1. Too muscly
2. Too muscly
3. So close!
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:04, archived)
# Shit.
The tragedy is that he didn't die and take his gay, euro shite to his icy grave
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:05, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I hate that Otzi cunt and his irritatingly piss-poor "music"
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:06, archived)
# Yay,
you get the Husain doll, i'll get the Jesus one, and we can play Super Friendly Hero Justest Legue
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:09, archived)
# gggrrrrrrrrr its Ötzi
but he is shite
(I helped save b3ta! hugo-a-gogo has no sig, the gayer, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 15:03, archived)
# maybe pico from newgrounds.
try newgrounds
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:05, archived)
# Nah
Not Pico, it was a dog...
(I helped save b3ta! I work in Brixton - save me, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:06, archived)
# 'scuse i, mis-read your post.
[edit] though there was an animation on the same site called scrotum the puppy. no-idea if it's still there.

[edit][edit] must refresh faster, as someone made the same point already.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:07, archived)
# THAT'S IT!
Thank's very much =]
(I helped save b3ta! I work in Brixton - save me, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:19, archived)
# yes
i remember it.
newgrounds sounds a good place to look.
(I helped save b3ta! fishsticks, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:08, archived)
# Here it is
http://www.newgrounds.com/collections/scrotum.html
Really, I know the url looks suspect but it really is

Edit: No really, thanks aren't necessary. Put away your reward - and that eternal gratitude is just over the top. *Sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:09, archived)
# yay
all the glory for me, none for you.

*thumbs nose and sticks out tounge*
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:26, archived)
# Arrrggghhh
Popups NSFW!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jacksonville Missed me fuckin Candles, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:42, archived)
# Timmy


/coat
(I helped save b3ta! I work in Brixton - save me, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:51, archived)
# bubba dum tish
(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:52, archived)
# look at me an say what?
cock??
(Charlie big bananas, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:52, archived)
# "What cock?"
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:53, archived)
# look at you and say
cunt ?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:52, archived)
# heheheh

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:53, archived)
# Getting Worse...
(I helped save b3ta! I work in Brixton - save me, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:53, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:53, archived)
# Thats rubbishly
brilliant and got me giggling!

Woo to you!
(Marwood, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:54, archived)
# Thanks
The dude pwns with MS Paint =]
(I helped save b3ta! I work in Brixton - save me, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:55, archived)
# l33t 5ki11s
(Marwood, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:59, archived)
# lolololololololololololol
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:00, archived)
# you are MAD
(in a good way)
(I helped save b3ta! magoo, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:36, archived)
[challenge entry] at least he was polite

better in the noggin..
oh well probably get done for abusing the image too..
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:47, archived)
# I can't
see your pic, not sure why...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:05, archived)
# I get Webense
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:15, archived)
# ?is it redex
really can't you see anything?
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:30, archived)
# Your site is blocked by Websnese
"The Websense category "Sex" is filtered"
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:38, archived)
# Is this wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:43, archived)
# heh
nice "splutch" there
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:44, archived)
# Sure its not a "spletch"
?
(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:47, archived)
# definitely a splutch
spletch is the noise of a poodle being run over by an unlicensed minicab.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:48, archived)
# i see it as more of a skvetch.
more onomatapeic (tsk, speling) of matter being shredded.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:51, archived)
# And
with pleasing hints of Yiddish
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:15, archived)
# i thought that that was Fudquitcheek

anyway, that's definitely a splutsh
(Clockwork, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:51, archived)
# depends on the pedigree
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:52, archived)
# dont bring the food into this
(Clockwork, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:54, archived)
# Anyway, the real question,
the sound a squirrel makes going through a wood chipper, has been almost willfully ignored
(Clockwork, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:56, archived)
# eeeeEEEEeeeeshuddederererelch!
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:59, archived)
# yay
most creative post on b3ta ever. That is so woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Staticgirl, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:09, archived)
# thank you,
that means a lot. especially as i can't upload images at work and am therfore a total diddycoy around these parts
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:17, archived)
# What is this with
mincing squirells. Not that i mince ya know..
(Elusive Squirrel, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:35, archived)
# oooh, i agree.
that also happens when when you step in a frog, as i did once.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:53, archived)
# mmm
frogs.
edit:
paintmash frog

Damn, it's hard to draw without a tablet!
(Clockwork, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:57, archived)
# step in it
step in it hard!
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:18, archived)
# he's right,
you know
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:51, archived)
# What would be wrong with
it?
(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:44, archived)
# I like it
look at that cute wee mac
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:44, archived)
# still sexy after all these years

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:46, archived)
# If you like lethargic
square things I suppose it is
(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:47, archived)
# and they say opposites attract

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:49, archived)
# So your saying
hes a round exited thing then...
(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:51, archived)
# If you have a problem with that
then you,sir, are a racist
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:53, archived)
# Yes, it's wrong
he'll do his back in with that posture.

Woo! I wish I could write Javascript that does that.
(Astatine, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:44, archived)
# Does that matter as his
head has been shot off?
(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:45, archived)
# It removes some weight from his shoulders
so it should help.
(Astatine, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:48, archived)
# Maybe he can get a prosthesis
to fill in that gap
(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:50, archived)
# document.kill.jo3y.screenbeam
should do the trick
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:46, archived)
# Ahh.
I've been trying 
document.viewer.fry('laserbeam');
(Astatine, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:49, archived)
# while (brain.height > shoulder.height){
fry!!!!!
}
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:50, archived)
# Coldfusion, it's the future.
<cfif isDefined('user.jo3y')><cfoutput>#killerdeathray#</cfoutput></cfif>
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:52, archived)
# php will always be the king
edit: balls, it deleted my fúcking code
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:11, archived)
# Mwhahaha
An omen from above.

;) I'm sure php is very good, I'm just used to cfm and like it lots
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:13, archived)
# No my computer
does that to [ogmbhng
fa d

fc
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:45, archived)
# it's not right
but it is Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:45, archived)
# might fine
not wrong, not at all
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:46, archived)
# hehe
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:47, archived)
# It's very Monkey Island
type animation.
(Just recline and let me service you, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:51, archived)
# one more F5 couldnt hurt
splutch
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:51, archived)
# Yes
Track down who cut his hair and kill their guide dog.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:54, archived)
# invention
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:39, archived)
# ha!
very clever.
(Nickface, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:40, archived)
# haha
that must be real!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:40, archived)
# no shark
;¬(
(garfi3ld, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:43, archived)
# They actually do
sell a product just like that here
(cranky motherfucker angry, and I hate you, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:43, archived)
# I don't know
I'm sure all computer types have very intersting things going on behind them
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:48, archived)
# just some
naked girl with a webcam behind me, nothing interesting...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:55, archived)
# Are you watching her
filming you? And if so, are you actually watching her or doing so online?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:03, archived)
# of course not!
I'm working dilligently!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:04, archived)
# But isn't your job
Webcam Operator Observer?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:06, archived)
# I look
at the camera, not the girl!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:25, archived)
# Are you planning to go into production?
Put me down for two.
(Mmm...minky, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:40, archived)
# do you work at
a patent office?

or are you a fountain of new products waiting to be made?
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:41, archived)
# ha!
"Robocop lives next door"
For some reason, I find that hilarious
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:41, archived)
# I'd buy that for a dollar!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:43, archived)
# great one!!

(cranky motherfucker angry, and I hate you, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:44, archived)
# genie arse
i'll take one
woo
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:43, archived)
# Hahaha!
You sir are just too good at this.

I am begining to believe that you are not a real person but some comedy shopping machine/god!

do you ever reply to your most fantastic posts? Well, do you!?!
(Marwood, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:44, archived)
# no
</irony>
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:49, archived)
# wahey!
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:46, archived)
# Woo!
Super Bee
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:47, archived)
# They teach everything these days........
(Ap0calypse, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:38, archived)
# feyernoord.
where the schools are fucking great.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:40, archived)
# is feyenoord a place?
I always thought they played in Rotterdam

/pedant
(I helped save b3ta! coco, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:02, archived)
# Feyenoord
is a part of Rotterdam.
(radja, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:06, archived)
# yay
for dutch kids!
(radja, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:41, archived)
# riiiight
well we've established that you can simply add text to an image, what else can you do?
(icedragon, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:45, archived)
# this?
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:08, archived)
# LOL
This is fun, and nice editing ;)
(devilstick, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:16, archived)
# I did it about a year and a half ago :)
so technically, it's a repost
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:17, archived)
# he can watermark it too
(Rich Chestmat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:23, archived)
# yay for dutchies....
(radical k Maker of stuff, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry about the beard
But it isn't Santa or Saddam!

('tin'tintin, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:38, archived)
# i know!
i'll torch myself!
*acquires petrol*
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:39, archived)
# thats a great idea....
sadam dressed as santa...! anyone know if thats been done yet??? :o)

(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:40, archived)
# not a santa in sight
('tin'tintin, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:43, archived)
# yay for lemmy
or how ever its spelt
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:44, archived)
# ace of spades
lemmy is god
(cybo, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:47, archived)
# step away from the keyboard/mouse
;¬P
(garfi3ld, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:44, archived)
# sooo sorry,
i read that as 'i touch myself'

damn you freud! for making me mistake one phrase for a mother!
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:46, archived)
# way for
The devinals
('tin'tintin, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:48, archived)
# Government pass new Public Health Re-Branding Act
All food production companies to comply immediately.
(Mmm...minky, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:35, archived)
# There are no calories in Cadbury's
FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:39, archived)
# they use a fat pump
as do I...
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:40, archived)
# is that like a
tubby trouser toot?
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:44, archived)
# the flange is wider
but other wise almost exactly the same
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:47, archived)
# ahhhhhhhhhh
*flange*
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:50, archived)
# or in denial
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:41, archived)
# CALORIES SOOO TRUE!!!!
WOO!
(Has_anyone_seen_my_army?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:39, archived)
# A woo?
Fantastico.
(Mmm...minky, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:44, archived)
# you can have one from me too
woo!

nice fonticles
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:50, archived)
# New Misery Animation!
Just finished the 2nd episode of Misery, my depressing character. This time it's a parody of REM's Everybody Hurts video.

the end is nigh

(I helped save b3ta! Mozer, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:33, archived)
# compo?
you know you should really...
(Clockwork, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:34, archived)
# that is an epic.
well done to you sir
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:37, archived)
# Yay!
I enjoyed that, nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:37, archived)
# I didn't think I'd like it
but I loved it

Loved the background coming together of the city bit
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:39, archived)
# eeep...Thread Jack.
Anyone know much about Carbon Monoxide?

We've got this alarm thing and in the year or so we've had it I've never heard it beep once...now it's beeping every 2 or three minutes. On the back it says "The Siren Will Sound" which I'm ashuming is more than the pathetic beep it's giving off now...more like the one it gives during testing.

I've opened the windows and doors, turned the fire and heating off and sat here freezing for about half an hour and the fucking thing's still doing it so I've threw it outside in the nice clean air...maybe it just needs batteries. I dunno, I'm not a "Carbon Monoxide Alarm Testing Guy" It's a sealed unit, I can't take these batteries out to put new ones in to make sure it's not playing tricks on me. What else can I do to make sure I'm not going to die?...any one know?
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:39, archived)
# your gonna die buddy
(Cockfosters!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:41, archived)
# Change the batteries.
if it beeps onve in a while it's batteries
if it beeps costantly, leave.
(Clockwork, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:30, archived)
# beep every so often usually means change batteries
- but the windows thing is a good idea, check out for feeling sleepy and lips going blueish - nip out grab batteries pop them in, should be fine. Don't use any gas equipt. before you do this
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:41, archived)
# give transco a call.
they'll tell you.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:41, archived)
# transco's phone number is
0800 111999
but they don'tdeal with faulty appliances, only what happens on the mains - they will deal with a gas leak on your property by turning up, turning the gas off and buggering off.
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:45, archived)
# hello transco?
yeah, my dog ate some beans and its emitting gas, can you come round and switch it off?
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:48, archived)
# Try here for advice
www.transco.uk.com/
Detector tips here:
www.carbonmonoxidekills.com/codetector.htm
(Hoof Hearted, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:42, archived)
# New Batteries
But don't trust me.
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:43, archived)
# I'd imagine its low batteries
smoke alarms do that too. Try sticking it somewhere with lots of CO gas (an oven? I dont know) and see if it goes off, if it does, you're probably going to be fine
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:43, archived)
# if you're gas oven is making lots of CO the alarm
should be shreaking like a goodun, I'd imagine
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:44, archived)
# call your landlord?
Or go round the missus' and make excuses to stay there till it all goes away/ someone else sorts it out.
(I helped save b3ta! ChairmanMiaow Stop! Look! Kitten!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:44, archived)
# B&Q
sell little stickers which turn black in the presence of CO2... no batteries required :)
(cybo, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:50, archived)
# it's CO not CO2 /pedant
but they are good, only last a few months and you have to look at them to check.
Some student unions (well mine, dunno about anywhere else) sell them cheap, 1.95 for two IIRC
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:52, archived)
#
too true, i flunked chemistry :(
(cybo, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:55, archived)
# And no annoying
beeping sounds!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:52, archived)
# Same thing happened to me
It's the batteries. Call the gas emergency line, they will come round and tell you its the batteries. The end.
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:24, archived)
# Absolutement superbe!
Vraiment excellente!
With a double helping of woo and yay to finish!
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:43, archived)
# I'm crying but I'm laughing on the inside
no, hold on I'm crying on the inside too
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:47, archived)
# very nice!
cheered me up :)
(I helped save b3ta! magoo, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:31, archived)
# Frank thought he was ideal for the flying corps

CFB
(Cockfosters!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:23, archived)
# Badum..
..











.



...






tish
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:26, archived)
# why the big paws?
(Clockwork, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:30, archived)
# extra shaft handling
included
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:30, archived)
# eeeeew
.
(garfi3ld, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:33, archived)
# hehehehe
I know that corpse!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:31, archived)
# he's very PUNgent
sorry
(Cockfosters!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:33, archived)
# haha
great:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:33, archived)
# hehehehe - so do I
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:51, archived)
# Oooh
So do I

(I helped save b3ta! Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:02, archived)
# very punny!
TJ - So will all the office hours people be due to disappear over xmas? (I have two weeks off coming up... nya nya)
(garfi3ld, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:31, archived)
# I'm off for a while
on Friday, will reappear like a bad rash around the 27th though
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:33, archived)
# probably not.
jan 4th off for me, paid.
happy bunny!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:33, archived)
# I hate xmas pay schedule
We get paid a week early so you can do xtra xmas shopping but it means 5 weekends before next pay packet ;¬((((

I'm gonna b poor.
(garfi3ld, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:36, archived)
# well,
it's my 21st birthday next month, so lots of money there, and i gets paid the day after.
*rubs hands with glee*

*realises glee is sticky*
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:38, archived)
# LMAO....
good old glee ;¬)
(garfi3ld, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:41, archived)
# That's no spoon...


Apologies if this has been done before...
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:21, archived)
# banaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnaaaaaaaaaaaa!
muh spoons too big
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:22, archived)
# No,
that bowl's just very far away!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:24, archived)
# *wets self*
*turns red, runs out of room*
(Clockwork, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:25, archived)
# Woo!

little bit burton-esq in the style.

but i like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:23, archived)
# i doubt he drew it.
apart from the moon.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:23, archived)
# Bah!
i want my money back.

the swindler.

i will retract my woo as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:25, archived)
# Sorry no refunds
But watch the animation if you get a chance - it's well worth the price of admission
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:41, archived)
# I just
ordered Rejected all the bloody way from USA on DVD. Yay me :]
(Heretic Penguin. With a hint of garlic. - Living in filth, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 14:23, archived)
# Agreed...
(and believe me - know know FAR too much about Burton... Professionally, mind... Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy is, however, genius)
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:26, archived)
# silly boy
it's from rejected
www.bitterfilms.com/

and now, angry ticks fly out of my nipples
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:32, archived)
# I AM A BERNANNA!
yay
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:23, archived)
# larrrrrrrrvely

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:24, archived)
# sorted!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:25, archived)
# nice style!
woo, yay, hoopla!
(icedragon, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:24, archived)
# Mah Spoon is too Deathly!
Woo to you,
and Woo for reminding me of that wonderful animation!!
TJ
Lurkeriffic!!
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=8
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:25, archived)
# can you remember the url
of that anim? it was brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:26, archived)
# The site is
www.bitterfilms.com/rejected.html
But I aquired the film from a young man called Mr Kazaa
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:28, archived)
# i'll have to have a word
with mr kazaa when i get back from work. ta
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:29, archived)
# Is it him
doing those PS2 ads? It looks like his style.
(I helped save b3ta! jsut peopel, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:31, archived)
# Yes it is.
Fun, anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:43, archived)
# surreal
so he did actually get some adverts submitted then?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:45, archived)
# wow,
king of lurkerdom
(Clockwork, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:27, archived)
# heh
silly hats only
(I helped save b3ta! jsut peopel, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:32, archived)
# Thursdays coming, did you
bring your coat?

I live in a giant bucket.... Wooaaaaaggghh!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:44, archived)
# Billys Balloon
by the same guy, Mr Kazaa will probably know him
(I helped save b3ta! HornO, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:54, archived)
# Poor old Sisyphus

my first post, dear b3tans, so be genteel...
(I helped save b3ta! String Theory sometimes feeds the sparrows too, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:20, archived)
# then
you may have your foist Woo !

WOO
(Clockwork, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:21, archived)
# did you watch bedtime on BBC1 last night, perchance?

and WOO! to the pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:21, archived)
# welcome dear sir/madam
a lil bit o culture and wooo it is
ulyseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese la lal alla laaala

/can't rememebr the words
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The Snockerty Friddle, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:21, archived)
# tip-top!!
(Shatner's Bassoon, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:22, archived)
# ooh, cultural, seasonal
I likes it! Welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:22, archived)
# nicely
and original too...
(garfi3ld, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:22, archived)
# Welcome aboard
What a classy first post, I hope you're not planning to raise the tone, it'll take some work ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:22, archived)
# welcome
may you never leave
(fuztownsend, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:22, archived)
# I likes it
you classicaly-educated buffoon! Now translate "in pictura est un puella, nominae Aurelia"
/only Latin I can remember
(And yes, I know Sisyphus wasn't Roman or nowt...)
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:24, archived)
# Cornelia sub arbore sedet, and sez
"Thankee all very much for making me feel welcome"
(I helped save b3ta! String Theory sometimes feeds the sparrows too, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:25, archived)
# I don't remember...
How they got him to keep trying. Why couldn't he give up pushing the rock?
(Mmm...minky, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:28, archived)
# in this painting there is a girl called Auriella
Clockwork praesto presto.
(Clockwork, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:39, archived)
# Good-oh
(couldn't remember the Latin for "boy" hence not going on about a bloke called Sissy...)
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:46, archived)
# Heh heh
winkle.
(Hoof Hearted, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:39, archived)
# yay
top stuff
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:51, archived)
# Frankie just loved Igor's humping beats
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:18, archived)
# Fuzzbucket-Mini-challenge anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:20, archived)
# I take it
that's a no
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:24, archived)
# I don't understand
the question
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:30, archived)
# Mini-Challenge (n.)
a small, commonly lunch-hour based competition between members of the b3ta (q.v) bulletin board where the first two random images posted in response to the battle cry of "Fuzzbucket Mini-Challenge" must be used to craft amusing montages. Championed by Fuzzbucket (q.v)

see also Fuzzbucket's randimaginator (q.v)
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:38, archived)
# ah
it was the fuzzbucket i didn't understand!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 13:41, archived)

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