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# Allo Allo Allo!
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(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:45, archived)
# scene from
Homicide: Life On Seasame Street?



Woo!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:51, archived)
# A new podcast radio show tomorrow!
Apparently it's my B3TA BIRTHDAY TODAY.



So I'm posting yesterday's www.chewinggumvolley.com cartoon. HOORAYRAYRAYRAY
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:44, archived)
# Hahahahaaaaa!
Woo!



(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:45, archived)
# I feel the need (after seeing that many times)
to point out that unless you intended for it to animate at about 50 fps, something is screwed up there. I am guessing that the delay is set to zero which M$ defaults to 100ms - ie, 10fps - but other things treat as 'render at full speed'.
Is so, set the delay yo something explicit rather than relying on default (and undefined) behaviour.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:41, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
Woo!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:46, archived)
# HABBY P3taday!
i'm having a packtard day - feel free to join in
edit: SPACKTARD! need i say more. *lurks*
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:48, archived)
# happy bathday
i laugh at your comic strips, though i'm not always sure why :)
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Games for geeks
something to make the geeks die for (or just kill themselfes o.o)
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:42, archived)
# I'm looking for
The prototype 3DO that plays nothing and does nothing. It would take its place among my Net Yaroze, my gameparks and gizmondo. None of which I EVER play on.

Edit: My bbc micro and commodore 64 however have had regualar play since I got them off my uncle.

/geek
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:45, archived)
# isn't that the regular 3DO then? ;)
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:47, archived)
# hahahaha
Na
I actually play on my normal 3do :)

Only for wing commander and a couple of the porno ones. Always a laugh with mates.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:51, archived)
# Wing commander is ace
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:10, archived)
# Amigaaa i.i
i waant a amiigaa T.T
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 20:35, archived)
# Dear Santa
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:42, archived)
# YES!!
Do they do them in Guinness?


(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:42, archived)
# i bloody love guinness
i'm like one of those chocoholics but for guinness
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:44, archived)
# Me too!

The technical term is a chocobutforguinnessnotchocolateoholic . . . .


(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:46, archived)
# if they did
I would be on the liver transplant list

(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:46, archived)
# You can have one of mine . . .
I can get by with one, right?

/Homer Simpson


(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:47, archived)
# This ^^^^
Guinness is all teh good.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:45, archived)
# ha ha ha
This should be Top up the Tea's signature pic
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:59, archived)
# Heartwarming...
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(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:40, archived)
# Im sorry
But I spent the whole night completely stoned watching this. SO SO funny.

Shes like that hug thing off that horlicks advert.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:42, archived)
# hahaha evil!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:52, archived)
# Don't you mean
the cuppa-soup ads? Awesome statement btw, maximum lollage.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:06, archived)
# now DANCE!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:42, archived)
# have a
page from a comic i'm working on

it wouldn't make much sense even if you saw the rest of it, enjoy
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:38, archived)
# hahahahaha
now that's how i likes my comics!
you sir are a genius!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:39, archived)
# timing.
impeccable. i kiss the screen.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:40, archived)
# hahaha
Splendid !
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:43, archived)
# This is highly good, monty!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:44, archived)
# hehe, why cheers chap
on a sad note, my banana which looked fine on the outside, turns out to be horribly bruised on the inside.... i fear the whole bunch might be thus
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:47, archived)
# *slowly steps away from bananas*

*blushes*

*offers fresh Woo! for hatstand comic*


(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:48, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:59, archived)
# so its you
been poking my bananas have yer?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:06, archived)
# maybe they were auditioning for Clint's next film
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(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:52, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:05, archived)
# Oh noes....
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:00, archived)
# it's a total joy to behold!

(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:56, archived)
# Page 7

(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:37, archived)
# nice
3000th post

is this going to be published ?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:39, archived)
# Published?
Dunno. Just doin' it to kill time.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:50, archived)
# hoorah!
good timing there. looking good old bean (secretly hopes for some nurses-uniform-in-peril action)
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:41, archived)
# Exceptionally good
whats the sexy nurse's name?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:41, archived)
# Dave


(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:43, archived)
# Dave?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:49, archived)
# yes?


(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:49, archived)
# Quite
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:50, archived)
# Ha ha!
Good to see you're over the worst of your hangover ;¬}
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:49, archived)
# I yam thank you
although (If I did drive) I still wouldnt be under the limit for another hour.

last night I darnk this much
||
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:52, archived)
# damn no edit, should be
Last night I drank this much
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(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:53, archived)
# Right sir,
now I want you to whistle the alphabet
backwards while making a creme brulee
and riding a unicycle and you can be on your way.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:59, archived)
# *sets fire to face*
oh dear
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:06, archived)
# :)

Clue is on the cover.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:52, archived)
# Ahhhhh, hadnt seen it
Is it just me or does the axe say 'for use incase of ars or zombies'?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:54, archived)
# woo! my mrs is called sally
edit: slight pedant, are they mutants or zombies?
if they're mutants the axe won't work!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:58, archived)
# Unless theyre ARS mutants
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:06, archived)
# Hurrah!
3000 posts!


(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:41, archived)
# Woo!
Happy 3K JJ!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:42, archived)
# Mumrah's been to Iceland



bindun?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:36, archived)
# Not that I've seen.
Woo!

Yay!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:36, archived)
# hahaha
that made me shoot bogies onto my chest!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:37, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:38, archived)
# hahahahahahah
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:40, archived)
# ha hah ahahaaha
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:41, archived)
# hehehe
that made me chuckle
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:44, archived)
# that deserves a
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:48, archived)
# Awesome!!!
Bet he had to watch for in store detectives who thought he was hiding oven chips in his bandages!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:49, archived)
# hahahah
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:49, archived)
# Woo, that's brill
(Queen)MumRa!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:55, archived)
# Just because.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:33, archived)
# he he he
WOO!

well done.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:35, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
No excuse required.

Woo!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:35, archived)
# that took me
ages to see
but it is good
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:37, archived)
# Blunkett


Help - I'm lost and don't see the gag
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:43, archived)
# that looks
kinda amiliar...
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:42, archived)
# is it this?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:45, archived)
# its been done before?
ive had to wait a fucking week to post that. Oh tagnuts...
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:55, archived)
# It's a Picasserole..!




sorry
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:27, archived)
# pfffffffffffffffffffft!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:28, archived)
# FOR GODS SAKE SHEILA!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:28, archived)
# hahahaha
I love that film
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:29, archived)
# me too, Jacobim
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:36, archived)
# TODD! Are you not aware I got farty and bloated with a foamy latte?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:41, archived)
# [flinches]
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 15:01, archived)
# Pffft
*waits for something to happen.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:29, archived)
# *rohypnols*
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:31, archived)
# hahahaha, balls to cubism
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:33, archived)
# haha!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:44, archived)
#
Peecasserole

[/would have shopped the concept but it would have been severely NSFW]
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:33, archived)
# Poems for Cunts #4
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:10, archived)
# I lik
e you.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:11, archived)
# haha

I hate that wanker. When he tries to sound down to eath and normal it sounds even more contrived than usual
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:12, archived)
# Ha, that would work
if he actually had a nob to begin with
but he's a cunt, so your battery terminals will just get all corroded with acidic juices and stuff.

Ewww, did I just write that?
WOO BTW

(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:14, archived)
# hahaha
i hate that wanker also
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:14, archived)
# Pffft
a future laureate in our midst

Woo!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:15, archived)
# I would
buy greetings cards like that!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:22, archived)
# I was still embittered
by this

But I found the pic delightful as usual. A conflict of opinions!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:25, archived)
# don't take it to heart
i'm a twat, remember this!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:27, archived)
# you're a talented one regardless!
absolutely no offence taken

I'm practising my italic use for when I take over the Sun's editorial :)
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:31, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:15, archived)
# the god bit stopped at his navel
and he had the human horn bit underneath.

just found it on my work machine, I knew I had it somewhere, finally I just searched for the horn...

(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:18, archived)
# ...... I wish I'd killed a few people, I wish I was in prison ..... I wish I was a mass murderer ..... and I was in prison so Lord Longford could come round and give me the horn .....
:D
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:20, archived)
# What the fack do they know about the horn?
What do BBC twooo know about the facking horn?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:22, archived)
# He'd probably enjoy it
Woo though..

(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:17, archived)
# Yes.
Very much so.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:18, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:19, archived)
# Mr Mushybees
you are a man after my own heart.

He's a talentless arrogant twat.
.
.
.
And I bet he smells.

Edit: Oops I got carried away. I forgot the..

WOO
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:20, archived)
# YEAH!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:20, archived)
# I just found myself looking at this for ages!
;¬}
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:40, archived)
# rar!
*increases the voltage*
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:21, archived)
# Woo
Tim Burgess is a Charlatan, but he's a talented one.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:28, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
He's loving amperes instead.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:31, archived)
# Yes!
woo
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:32, archived)
# nobbie crapiams!


woo to the pic
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:32, archived)
# hehehe lovely
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:33, archived)
# Your poems are better than "robbieraps"
"im the honoury sean connery born 74 theres only one of me" (Thank fuck for that!)
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:46, archived)
# "I just wanna feel...
5,000 volts, right up my jap eye"

Wicked!!!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:51, archived)
# Apologies...
I'm a newbie, and I'm still trying to get my head around The Gimp 2.2.....
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:05, archived)
# almost there...
stealth-woo!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:07, archived)
# you've entered here on safe grounding young padawan...
star wars
nicely executed for early post
well within recommended sizes
top classy well known punnage

may you and your chiddlers inherit the Earth!
Welcome aboard! - have a star wars present for your missus!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:07, archived)
# Jokes are better than technique.
And that is very arf.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:08, archived)
# haha!

welcome!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:09, archived)
# give it a bit of a crop, and you should be there
hops are good.. mmmm ale
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:09, archived)
# And
let me guess... they give you the fucking 'orn too?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:11, archived)
# "everything else gives me the horn. I went down, I opened the gate, that gave me the horn, I, you know, put my foot on the pavement, that gave me the horn."
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:12, archived)
# the horn is good
embrace the horn
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:13, archived)
# The old problem eh Doc?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:18, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:20, archived)
# Mmmm, hoppy goodness.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:12, archived)
# mmm
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:14, archived)
# Where beard?

*strokes beard*
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:15, archived)
# he`s .. er.. filming it
it walks around the room



oh.. and dances
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:18, archived)
# Hahaha!
Great work, but needs a little tidying up :D
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:09, archived)
# Hahaha! Welcome!
I kinda like that style... :)
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:10, archived)
# 'noon Doc!
*enfoldifies*
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:12, archived)
# *enhurgles vigorously*
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:13, archived)
# The old problem eh Doc?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:14, archived)
# Arf!
I thought the board had b0rked then... ahahahaa! You bastard! ;)
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:15, archived)
# ;)
I hear syrup of figs is good for it
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:15, archived)
# *takes syrup of figs*

Schwwwwing!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:18, archived)
# Pffft
I welcome you
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:12, archived)
# A Star Wars type first post
Welcome, new person. The geeks are gonna love you for that (no sarcasm).

*runs*
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:13, archived)
# arf arf
good stuff
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:15, archived)
# Pfffft!
Silly joke.

While we're on the subject of working out how to do stuff:

Does anybody have a moving background type gif I can nick for photoshopping my boss? I need one of the background moving into the distance types.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:28, archived)
# more jokes should start with meanwhile...
And I look forward to more from you
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:44, archived)
# somebody make this website for me, please
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:05, archived)
# or just redirect that address to this site :
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:07, archived)
# I've
not really watched this coronation street I've heard of (I'm allergic to ITV) but I've seen someone called Les Battersby once. Looks like him it does.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:09, archived)
# That made me pee!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:12, archived)
# that reminds me of this


click it, go on
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:18, archived)
# repost? I recognise that guy anyways....
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:08, archived)
# is that the guy
from teh goonies?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:10, archived)
# Dirty pearoast
Which I didn't like the first time either, but had the decency not to be too scathing. Now I've seen it again I will not be so kind.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:08, archived)
# Go on then, say something rude.

(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:09, archived)
# Cuntyhooks
a slang term for "fingers" in Australianese
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:11, archived)
# FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:10, archived)
# what's your problem with me?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:10, archived)
# At least acknowledge your heinous crime
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:11, archived)
# .
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:13, archived)
# hahaha
have one of these..

(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:16, archived)
# "A Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag"!!!!
/Dame Edith Evans
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:18, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Yay!


(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:34, archived)
# Read the FAQ
section b line 2566 clause MCMLXIX states that iconless people are not allowed to complain.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:18, archived)
# *cowers*
/is an icon
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:20, archived)
# Haha
↑This↑
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:21, archived)
# Hmm
I've seen that one very recently here
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:13, archived)
# rererererererererereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepost
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:15, archived)
# Quick and dirty... Ultimate Refreshment
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:02, archived)
# IWOOT!
yay.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:04, archived)
# no caffiene though
WOO
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:04, archived)
# oh yeah...
...need to change that.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:04, archived)
# How's this?


Ultimate Refreshment!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:08, archived)
# Hmmm
or: Free caffeine!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:13, archived)
# PUNNAGE
erch
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:10, archived)
# any excuse to pearoast....
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:12, archived)
# Hahaha!
haven't seen that one ;)
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:13, archived)
# Me neither.
Tha's fab!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:22, archived)
# needs a 2005 upgrade
with a 'poligen? ha' button.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:18, archived)
# I am now a happy man - Just found my family Coat of Arms


And for the people who will whine have a these too:


(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:52, archived)
# what does the text on the CoA say/mean?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:55, archived)
# It means
"Without God, without nothing. God is enough"

which is obviously bollocks
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:02, archived)
# you haven't got a sister called natalie have you?
one with a cunt like a welly top
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:56, archived)
# or a clown's pocket
or a wizard's sleeve
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:57, archived)
# And as wet as...
...an otter's pocket.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:59, archived)
# and looks like a butcher's dustbin
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:00, archived)
# Ha!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:02, archived)
# Ha
I shall use that again
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:06, archived)
# how about a donner kebab that's been dropped on the barber's shop floor
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:09, archived)
# "She's got a face like a pitbull chewing a wasp"
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:16, archived)
# And indeed
a bulldog licking piss off a nettle
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:20, archived)
# Ahahahaaaaa
that ones better
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:22, archived)
# Or a face like a burning orphanage...
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:20, archived)
# Or my personal favourite:
A face like a bucket of pigs...

=)
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:21, archived)
# Heh
"A face like a bucket of smashed crabs"
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:23, archived)
# did you see this?
from last night:
www.b3ta.com/board/5324760

i made a worse one but it didn't go down too well so i deleted it...
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:02, archived)
# hehehe lovely
where's the deleted one?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:04, archived)
# soz
here

yeah, bit shit. have this joke instead:

How do you know your sister's on her period?
Your dad's cock tastes funny.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:06, archived)
# *gasp*
I bet the response was harsh
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:08, archived)
# *points*
bad, bad man
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:14, archived)
# hahaha, arf!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:31, archived)
# I posted this once, a while back...
But no-one seemed interested, so I deleted it.



Go on, tell me - it's shit, isn't it?

/tj
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:15, archived)
# While we're playing with Vodafone...
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:18, archived)
# heh...
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:19, archived)
# eyyyyyyyyyy
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:25, archived)
# here is mine
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:59, archived)
# where`s the napkin?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:00, archived)
# Hahahaha!
*cackles*


(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:00, archived)
# it's that thing with the cross on it
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:01, archived)
# Kla Oreana
hmmm... looks a bit like....


too orangey for crows!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:11, archived)
# but . . . but . . .
there's not a prune in sight!


(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:00, archived)
# that's not the sign they have above the duke of prunes pub
in victoria
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:02, archived)
# we are NEVER going back there EVER
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:05, archived)
# 'splains a lot
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:03, archived)
# Thank you
for that. I can finally embrace Chavdom in all it's dubious, large-trainered glory...
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:16, archived)
# you'll have to stop using highbrow works like dubious, dawg
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:26, archived)
# As long as you promise to stop using
words like dawg...
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:34, archived)
# You am ripped off
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:04, archived)
# It's on example of 9 I have found that are all the same design
for my family dude... Plus I NEVER pay for anything if I can avoid it so I wasn't ripped :)
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:19, archived)
# First post, please be gentle
Heyla! Long time lurker, first time poster. I'm making an arcade game where you play as a T-Rex and stomp things. It's called Stompin' Game, and is based on Ryan North's Dinosaur Comics at www.qwantz.com.
The game is available for your stompin' pleasure at www.jammaforever.com. It's a Windows version only at the moment, and still VERY beta (lacking intro screens, "Game Over" screens, high scores etc), so please let me know if you have any suggestions for tweaks or improvements - I just want to get some feedback on the way the game's shaping up before I go any further with it.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:49, archived)
# uh oh!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:51, archived)
# a screen shot from the game would have been a good idea
as long as its not low fucking poly.

BTW - how do you like your pies?

edit: sure I'll download an exe file!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:51, archived)
# with bums in?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:52, archived)
# uh oh!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:51, archived)
# i thought today felt like a tuesday.
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

/edit - I stand corrected and will sit in the corner for 5 minutes and think about my actions.

I SORRY I SORRY I SORRY I SORRY I SORRY I SORRY
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:51, archived)
# What about the faq, exactly?
You can post pretty much anything you like on b3ta, but we love to see your original pictures and projects. As a general guide:
Do:

* Have fun and join in with the conversations
* Post pictures you have made
* Post links to your new web projects
* Say nice things about the pictures you like.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:55, archived)
# Maybe
Do:

* Have fun and join in with the conversations
* Post pictures you have made
* Post links to your new web projects
* Say nice things about the pictures you like.

AAAAARRRRGGG, mindpiss right to the emboldening!


(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:58, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:59, archived)
# hahaha
you two should go hold hands or something
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:00, archived)
# holding cocks more like..
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:01, archived)
# I'm stroking mine!

(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:05, archived)
# that gives me the fucking `orn
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:06, archived)
# that gives me the fucking horn


/mindpiss
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:07, archived)
# hahaha
you two should go hold hands or something
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:15, archived)
# holding cocks more like..
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:18, archived)
# bbbut it's a reply?
not a sibling post?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:01, archived)
# I edited mine
while he was replying to it.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:03, archived)
# dirty editro!

(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:16, archived)
# An executable is not a web project

(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:01, archived)
# Get thee to the talk board
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:52, archived)
# err . . .
he did put a linky in . . .


(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:56, archived)
# don't care
*sulks*
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:57, archived)
# *tickuls*


(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:58, archived)
# Nice
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:52, archived)
# jeepers
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:56, archived)
# Could you...
... get the dinosaurous thingy to bite your head off?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:53, archived)
# ooh Newbie on Newbie action
kinky.

My money's on Chadder
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:55, archived)
# Arf!
goes off to www.b3tafair.com/ to place bet!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:57, archived)
# yus
i'll have a pony on chadder
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:58, archived)
# Now,
that is kinky!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:59, archived)
# noobs make good duvets
it's the easy clean coating that does it
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:01, archived)
# Handbags!
Watch out, this guy is down wiv da kids homie.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:57, archived)
#
The human body is indeed a wonderul thing. Its infinitely complex way of
functioning would take a computer, working flat out, day and night, excluding
Bank Holidays and Christmas, 3,971 years to work out. The slightest flicker of
the eyelid, the smallest movement of the big toe, involves such extraordinarily
complex processes that the average man, working flat out, excluding Bank
Holidays and Christmas, but *including* weekends, would take 84,643 light years
to work it out. If you can imagine an Airedale terrier jumping in and out of a
watering can once every 7 minutes for 12 years you have some idea how long that
would take. And that's only one light year.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:57, archived)
# calling all physicists, calling all physicists
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:58, archived)
# Oh Dear


PEBCAK?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:57, archived)
# I'm sure its
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:58, archived)
# Hahahahaaaaaaaaa!
*foc*


(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:59, archived)
# hahaha
now _that_ is a goodun
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:01, archived)
# you want
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:00, archived)
# Hello
Some Useful / Useless Feeedback

* The initial comic is a nice way to introduce people to the game

* after that it bollocks up on my computer (flash player 7) the mouse didn't show up unless i right clicked and selected "Play"

* after that the dinosaur didn't move, but there was a little runny man.

* I right clicked and selected play again and it took me to the final screen.

* More work needed.

* well done for flash basics.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:33, archived)
# Feedback is niiiiice...
Thanks for the feedback, M8. I should have included the controls in the post - the comic's from an old, web-based version. The keys are WASD for movement, J for stomp and K for Big Stomp. Oh, and number key 1 to start.
Thanks again. :)
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 17:22, archived)
# A fantastic* optical illusion


Stare at the cross in the middle and after a while you'll see a green cock shape rotating round the circle. ROFFLES!

No apologies for bigness as it is optimised for high performance.

*crap
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:40, archived)
# I have enough trouble with my own green cock thanks very much
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:41, archived)
# and if you keep staring at it
teh shapes disappear totally!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:41, archived)
# But by then you are my minion
and completely under my evil power

"NOW BRING ME CAKES!"
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:42, archived)
# /obeys


/farts a little

By the way, i know no one ever listens when i suggest it, but anyone for CDCs?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:44, archived)
# Eh?
what was that?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:47, archived)
# I'd love to
but it doesn't work at work . . .


(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:47, archived)
# ahhh...
good point well made. Maybe I'll suggest it when people are less likely to be at work pfft.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:49, archived)
# yupyup
set it up
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:50, archived)
# if you stroke it...
everything dissapears.

eventually.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:46, archived)
# IT WORKS!
yay :D
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:42, archived)
# it's mag(ent)ic!

woo!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:42, archived)
# magnetic?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:56, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:11, archived)
# Seams fine to me . . .



(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:36, archived)
# Compo It
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:38, archived)
# Hahahaha!
But he's already been . . . Oh! I see!


(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:38, archived)
# Pearoast for Compo!
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:41, archived)
# haha
it took a while
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:49, archived)
# sea
ms ro/CK
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:38, archived)
# with Charlie Hungerford as Nora Batty
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:38, archived)
# Cor!


(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:46, archived)
# Arf!
'Noon David!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:39, archived)
# 'noon
DC dog . . .


(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:43, archived)
# Have the tad,
vet had hate!
VD! Hehe; ta-ta!

(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:48, archived)
# err . . .
THD!
HDT!
HTD!


(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:53, archived)
# arf!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:40, archived)
# hahaha Beavis and Butthead rock
and so does that pic
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:41, archived)
# Arf!


(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:44, archived)
# I don't get it Davey!



(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:56, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Woo!


(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:01, archived)
#

(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:33, archived)
# !
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:34, archived)
# Cats are all bummers.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:34, archived)
# Comma's are all Bats!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:35, archived)
# Plurals don't need apostrophes!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:36, archived)
# apostrophes don't need commas
FACT
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:39, archived)
# ellipsis don't need hyperboles . . .





'CAUSE THEY'RE SO FUCKING AWESOME
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:45, archived)
# maybe he meant Comma's cats are all bats . . .


(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:39, archived)
# i always feel the urge to jam pencils
up cat's ringers....
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:35, archived)
# if you turn their tail - the pencil gets sharpened
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:37, archived)
# I know someone who fingered their cat
true story
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:41, archived)
# "know someone"
of course you do
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:44, archived)
# Gah!
B-b-but how did you know?!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:46, archived)
# for you see
I was that cat.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:50, archived)
# factoid
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:36, archived)
# my mates dogs
bugger each other when they are left to their own devices
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:37, archived)
# almost human eh
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:40, archived)
# but you
can get better from it
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:36, archived)
# only good Aids
bad Aids is in for the long haul
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:37, archived)
# Surely
only the good aids
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:37, archived)
# Oh my!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:36, archived)
# as long as it's christian spyware...
/autocomplete

I meant GOOD AIDS
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:38, archived)
# it was funny even before i read the tagline
trying not to laugh at work.
Excellent spong
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:06, archived)
# I've started so I'll finish...
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:27, archived)
# Ooooh!
Good Shopping! Do you want to borrow some seams?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:29, archived)
# did someone call for
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:31, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:32, archived)
# there's always
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:49, archived)
# Arf!



(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:29, archived)
# Du du du du dur!
But where was teh Bungle?

While George tried to eat our balls!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:30, archived)
# t shirtify it, please
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:30, archived)
# This.
Please.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:31, archived)
# Yes! This^^^^
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:31, archived)
# BMX?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:34, archived)
# how random
or am I missing it?
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:36, archived)
# You're missing it ;)
Yesterdays iSketch
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:37, archived)
# Oi jus sportted Dayve Thu Harts usernaime
nows Oi gets it. I fink
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:40, archived)
# ic.
*spotts along*
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:43, archived)
# *faints*


(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:36, archived)
# Dave!
I made something special last night.

Do you want to see it?



GO TEAM BMX!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:35, archived)
# Oh!
Yes!!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:36, archived)
# THAT! is the radest!
Hahahahahahahahahaha! Woo!

*buys more spokey dokeys*


(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:38, archived)
# I couldn't be arsed shopping in spokey dokeys
Or shopping out the background from the wheels.......

But I did make a basket full of anything goes.....
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:39, archived)
# Bazoo!


(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:40, archived)
# He was FMX-BMX!
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:41, archived)
# yes, but . . . .
Wow! He was persistant . . .


(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:44, archived)
# bindun
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:43, archived)
# Nooooooooooooooo!
Hee hee, I did mine first . . . AND they don't want yours on a T=shirt!


(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:45, archived)
# I did mine 2 years ago
check the profile
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:53, archived)
# its also been internuttered
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:04, archived)
# arf
Zippy played guitar-haaar
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 14:04, archived)
# omfg!
where are teh seams?!!111oneoneeleven
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:30, archived)
# Never mind teh seams...
What's going on with Geoffrey's shoulder? Has he been auditioning for the Hunchback of Notre Dame?

Woo to the hummous though =)
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:34, archived)
# "I've started so i'll finish" is from Mastermind
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:33, archived)
# My bad!
I was going to do Slayer instead but I thought Rainbow would be funnier.
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:52, archived)
# hmm
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:36, archived)
# arf
(, Tue 15 Nov 2005, 13:50, archived)

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