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# byeeeeeee
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:51, archived)
# haha - miss you already - and I miss oscar too!
by the way, anybody who looked at Zelkren's websites will understand how much of a poo he is by this simple line from www.myspace.com/zelkren - "Im Into WebDesign" - hahahahaha - and notice he says he has a "girl friend", not a girlfriend. So he must be unable even to pull that munter.

edit: and he' got one of caustic armadillo's pics on there too! theiving cunt.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:53, archived)
# heh heh!
would like to take this moment to woo
you indiana jones and the castle of takeshi
i missed it first time round :) much yay!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:56, archived)
#
thanks mate, took two days!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:58, archived)
# worth every second of eye strain indeed!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:59, archived)
# ...
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:18, archived)
# hahahaha
nice 'un
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:04, archived)
# Had to do it


EDIT: spot the difference between her and the official b3ta munter: www.b3takit.co.uk/munter.jpg
EDITEDIT: Submitted the source pic to illustrate: www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=munter
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:49, archived)
# there's a big wart
between the cock and the pubic hair
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:50, archived)
# I wonder if her body is actually just one large chin
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:50, archived)
# 1 x chin and 1 x gunt
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:51, archived)
# i would say yes.

with flabby spaniel ears tits.

like the fat thing in the original blade movie.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:52, archived)
# GIRL YOU'VE GOT ME NOW
YOU'VE GOT ME SO I CAN'T EVEN CONTROL MY LOINS
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:53, archived)
# RUN!
HE'S LOST CONTROL OF HIS LIONS! THEY'LL KILL US ALL!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:54, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:54, archived)
# *snots*
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:55, archived)
# is this zelkren?
and his ladyfriend
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:54, archived)
# that's very generous of you
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:56, archived)
# I was being careful in case it wasn't!
she could munt for Britain
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:57, archived)
# i wonder if she too is from the isle of dogs
like mr zelkren hinself.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:59, archived)
# Nah,
she is out of the thames..
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:00, archived)
# Bored at uni + looking forward to seeing Geisha =
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
Still needs work, spent almost an hour on the lips
that are still weird and if I add more hair it looks wrong.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:43, archived)
# Oooh
I like it
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:44, archived)
# this
woo!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:45, archived)
# ooooooh that is so spiffing
woo yay cock-a-hooop!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:45, archived)
# Neat!
Very Nagel.

Miss him much.

He lives on in nail salon windows, though.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:45, archived)
# That's lovely
Top vectoring
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:45, archived)
# Still need to learn how to use illustrator
At least now im using pen tool in potatoshop rarther tan polygon lasso which I still like for angles
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:48, archived)
# PS vectors
RULE. I keep saying I'll learn Illustrator but it's hard to get motivated when PS makes vectors so easy and usable.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:58, archived)
# Nice Work
*Removes Zelkren disguise and refluffs
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:46, archived)
# Christy,
that's bloody great.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:47, archived)
# wow
she's a welcome caress on the retina
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:48, archived)
# I read
the Geisha book.

I did not like it at all.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:48, archived)
# OOoooooh
That's rather nice!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:49, archived)
# yay
cheers
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:06, archived)
# Nice
I'm very impressed.

May I ask which program you used?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:49, archived)
# Ha ha
that's fantastic. You need to take the hint it's giving you and forget about adding stuff because it's finished and it's great :)
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:50, archived)
# ^^^
in spades
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:55, archived)
# I keep adding to it but it looked wrong
I need to change the chin slightly, play around with one or 2 hairs then iss done. Worth putting in for portfolio review tomorrow?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:03, archived)
# YES
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:07, archived)
# just print it big
and show off the vectorness of it

lovely stuff
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:16, archived)
# WOO!

that am lully.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:54, archived)
# No
Don't add any more hair to the lips.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:57, archived)
# This is
really nice.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:57, archived)
# I think it's fantastic as it is
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:02, archived)
# sorry
i forgot to say woo!

WOO!

and I'll even venture a YAY!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:11, archived)
#
I don't know why i made this really! I'm off to do the washing up and listen to fugazi!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:42, archived)
# Woo
But ill hold out for the one that cries real tourtured tears!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:42, archived)
# Spot on
And fabby-larse!

I like this :)
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:43, archived)
# 18 phrases?
Most emos I know can say 3 at the most.

Very woo.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:43, archived)
# Yes!
This is class!
/clicky
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:43, archived)
# *puts in oven at 190c for 20 mins
mmmmmmmm
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:43, archived)
# hehehe
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:43, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:43, archived)
# superb
wooozer!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:43, archived)
# woo
is emo short for emotional?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:44, archived)
# always makes me think of this chap
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:46, archived)
# he is constantly suprised
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:47, archived)
# same here
whatever happened to him, he always struck me as a bit of a kid diddler
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:47, archived)
# I don't know
I've been googling about and it looks like he hasn't been that high profile of late.

According to his site, he's doing shows tho.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:52, archived)
# he`s turned into that bloke who plays Data in Star Trek
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:01, archived)
# His voice is so annoying
that he shouldn't be funny. But dammit, he is.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:16, archived)
# /googles
he needs to be killed for crimes against hair
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:51, archived)
# Emotive Hardcore
originally

it's something else nowadays
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:47, archived)
# Emo is a genre of music!
well I'm so shocked you didnt know that im going to self harm
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:09, archived)
# I fucking love this
But in the absence of that button I'll just have to like it.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:44, archived)
# !
*clicks*

have a woo and three yays
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:45, archived)
# Just in time for next Christmas :)
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:46, archived)
# ..
gr8! *buys emo doll*
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:49, archived)
# splendid work madam!~
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:51, archived)
# Ha ha
YES
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:53, archived)
# have some home made memes
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:40, archived)
# he looks sad,
cheer him up with a shitty joke
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:42, archived)
# that person is me
and that made him lol
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:43, archived)
# Now explain
why there is an EWS train in Australia



takes of railway hat and runs
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:43, archived)
# um....
it's the google images express...

international line
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:45, archived)
# Good point well made
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:45, archived)
# it's on holiday

(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:46, archived)
# It's very very lost
and will be very very late
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:46, archived)
# coming to a station near you!!!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:48, archived)
# hahaha
thats funi lol
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:42, archived)
# Splendid!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:50, archived)
# scarier than darth
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:35, archived)
# oh
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:35, archived)
# And I thought it was Wednesday...
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:36, archived)
# drat indeed
upload thon pic to
www.b3tards.com or www.warrens-anus.co.uk
and edit your post and see if you can get it working

~Brenna
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:36, archived)
# Hello Richard
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:39, archived)
# Hello x 2
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:42, archived)
# ^^ helllllllo ladies!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:52, archived)
# Redex.
but have this:
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:36, archived)
# he'll do a good job too

ZELKREN WANTS YOU FOR A SUNBEAM
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:38, archived)
# No he's far too racist....
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:39, archived)
# you get a redex?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:37, archived)
# I get a redex
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:38, archived)
# Do the okey cokey...
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:39, archived)
# ohhhhhh the okey cokey
knees bent arms stretched
rar rar rar
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:40, archived)
# First post and it's a redex
hiding a bandwagon picture.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:39, archived)
# Oh Dear
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:40, archived)
# erm
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:42, archived)
#
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:43, archived)
# Beware! Level 36 Magic user!

*tucks dungeon-master t-shirt into trousers*
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:32, archived)
# Woo! /relurks
short but sweet!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:33, archived)
# I cast
"Destruction of clothes!"
By playing this card a horde of rabid moths emerge and eat your opponents clothes.

Argh, someone beat me to it!
Woo!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:34, archived)
# OOoh!
Spikey!

Woo!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:35, archived)
# itsakindaMAGIC!
itsakindaMAGIC!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:36, archived)
# Would those be regulation dark blue M+S trousers?
with the regulation 'old black tshirt with a company/game logo on it' and old mud stained white trainers?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:37, archived)
# Fantastic
as usual!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:37, archived)
# Can you please draw

Refused at the height of their power, singing Liberation Frequency at scores of capitalist pigs
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:37, archived)
# I'm sensing a underlying theme to your requests GMOS

*senses underlying theme*
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:40, archived)
# I sense it too
A feeling I haven't felt since...JJ's last post
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:48, archived)
# I do not understand "Refused at the height of their power, singing Liberation Frequency at scores of capitalist pigs"
You are on a forest path.
Exits are East and South.

Gandalf is here.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:41, archived)
# PLAY FREEBIRD!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:42, archived)
# You do not have a "FREEBIRD"
You are on a forest path.
Exits are East and South.

Gandalf has expired.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:43, archived)
# CHECK DATE
ON GANDALF
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:46, archived)
# You date Gandalf and are arrested for necrophelia.
You are dead.

Adventure 0.002% complete.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:48, archived)
# Woo!
Personal best!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:49, archived)
# Pull gandalfs beard
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:42, archived)
# Gandalf combusts.
You are dead.

Adventure 0.001% complete.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:44, archived)
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Can I scream!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:42, archived)
#
*dons +2 Glove of Fwappage*
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:42, archived)
# Roll 3 x D6 to use.
.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:45, archived)
# I would, but
my hands are kind of busy at the moment. The Glove! It's cursed!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:50, archived)
# Yay
BTW JJ, love the Sexy xmas Art pic you did :D
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:45, archived)
# You liked the picture.....
...or the slippers?

:)
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:46, archived)
# Both
very sexy
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:16, archived)
# this is how it happened
apologies for the piss poor 'shop but I'm at work

(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:31, archived)
# crikey!
hang it in the Tate!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:31, archived)
# But is it art?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:33, archived)
# Does it matter?
Hang it in the tate.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:38, archived)
# I dunno
Is you tart?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:43, archived)
# jixin
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:32, archived)
# whoa nelly!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:33, archived)
# -
:oD LOLZ BLACK BLACK LOLOL BLACK ZELKREN
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:34, archived)
# "fucking boom"
top stuff!
woo!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:32, archived)
# *agrees*
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:33, archived)
# *agrees some more*
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:35, archived)
# with extra custard
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:36, archived)
# one of the best things ever!
i don't just like it, i love it! I want to marry it and have children made out of spaghetti.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:33, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Wasn't expecting that.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:34, archived)
# hahahahaa
that is quality
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:35, archived)
# i like that!
click!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:35, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:46, archived)
# Its funny coz it true!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:55, archived)
# first effort with graphics tablet
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:23, archived)
# This is not right.
DO YOU NOT KNOW THE LAW?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:24, archived)
# ^this
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:25, archived)
# ^yes, That^
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:26, archived)
# ^seconded
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:27, archived)
# ^thirded

(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:28, archived)
# twelvetied
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:29, archived)
# CDC = crudely drawn corpse in this case?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:30, archived)
# I love the fact everyone is posting about as many messages on this posts
as they did on the troll's
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:31, archived)
# ^this
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:32, archived)
# i miss the troll, he was REALLY FUNNY
honest
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:33, archived)
# Please arrange for this to be a CDC next time I look.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:13, archived)
# you love the fact?
well why don't you just marry it then?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:37, archived)
# ^what they said
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:30, archived)
# ^all of these
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:31, archived)
# Two men enter, one man leaves?
ooooooh, you mean the OTHER law....
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:31, archived)
# you must make a deposit
before making your withdrawal?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:34, archived)
# It's not a law

merely a suggestion
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:31, archived)
# Pshaw
and bah, and so forth.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:56, archived)
# what a LARGE one you have sir
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:24, archived)
# No! No! No!
First pic with a new tablet HAS to be a cock.

Throw it away, buy a new tablet and do it properly next time.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:24, archived)
# wot no cdc?
nnn__O O__nnn
..............U.............
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:24, archived)
# CHAD!!!!


(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:26, archived)
# that truely is
a crudely drawn cock
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:25, archived)
# pfft!

(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:29, archived)
# Yes...
come on...you know the rules....
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:25, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOO!
CDC!


(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:25, archived)
# This ^
And that ^^
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:26, archived)
# Blood! Blood! Blood! Blood!
Very nice, but it would be considerably smaller and more board-friendly if saved as a gif
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:25, archived)
# If it was a magenta cock gif.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:27, archived)
# Well, that goes without saying
I still haven't done a CDC with my graphics tablet.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:30, archived)
# !
This is terrible.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:32, archived)
# The law states that apon the purchase of a graphical tablet the first image that is drawn must be that of a crudely drawn cock with three (3) droplets of semen coming out.
It is the law
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:26, archived)
# AND three (3) hairs on each ball
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:26, archived)
# aye it is
16th statute, section9, subsection 45, paragraph B etc
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:27, archived)
# but is it 3 or 4 pubes
on each side of the scrotal sac?

edit: mind-pissed!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:27, archived)
# 3
This is the word of the law
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:29, archived)
# They settled on three drops then...
Last I heard they were having a mass debate over that point...
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:27, archived)
# That was a
pretty wank pun :)
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:28, archived)
# so was that!
Nearly had a stroke there...
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:29, archived)
# This masturbatory pun thread
will take some beating (off)
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:31, archived)
# Well I'm sure this post will soon be knocked off
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:32, archived)
# Can't think of any more....
i'm spent
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:34, archived)
# this doesn't look right to me
we demand a CDC!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:26, archived)
# That's horrible.
Draw a willy.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:27, archived)
# Maybe his nose is a tad cocky?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:28, archived)
# That's an odd looking CDC
*peers*
*gasps*

You have to pay a fine!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:29, archived)
# *hugs* hi flower
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:32, archived)
# Hello Mr Bun
*squeezes*
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:34, archived)
# have I missed a troll today ?

I've been hyper busy for a change
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:38, archived)
# A good second effort perhaps
but this is unsuitable for a first attempt.

Draw a cock sir. Draw it crudely, and draw it now.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:54, archived)
# It's not worth a new thread compared to the lovely zelkren
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

but i just had a chemistry exam
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:21, archived)
# hahahaa
i find THE SCIENCE amusing :)
woo
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:22, archived)
# did somebody say
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:23, archived)
# My favourite bit of science
www.dhmo.org

Hilarious if you know the tiny bit of chemistry involved in getting the joke.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:25, archived)
# The sad thing is
It took me a while to figure out it meant water.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:27, archived)
# So....
How do you think you did in the exam?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:29, archived)
# Oh noes!
BAN! BAN!

EDIT: hehe, "reacts vigorously with sodium"
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:27, archived)
# Such a brilliant site
There was actually a Hazard Data sheet published by BDH for this a long time ago (I think whoever put it in there got sacked 'cos it was only in one edition).

And I love this bit

"One of the most surprising facts recently revealed about Dihydrogen Monoxide contamination is in its use as a food and produce "decontaminant." Studies have shown that even after careful washing, food and produce that has been contaminated by DHMO remains tainted by DHMO."

(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:37, archived)
# Woo for chemistry exams
And woo to your pic
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:22, archived)
# hahaha
top punnery
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:23, archived)
# so is a periodic table
more frequent than an occasional table?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:30, archived)
# Could be
but really it just happens on a more regular basis
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:32, archived)
#
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:32, archived)
# GAH!
BAH BAH BAH!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:23, archived)
# 1-3 di-woo triyayate
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:23, archived)
# Geeeeeeeeeek!


(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:25, archived)
# He'd better not go out in the rain...
woo!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:31, archived)
# WHITE PRIDE WORLD WIDE
IM OUT OF HERE IF I RETURN I WILL BE NICE NEXT TIME. KEEP POSTING EXCELLENT PICS

\m/
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:19, archived)
# TTFN
be seeing ya
don't be a stranger
au revoir
so long
farewell
sianara
cheerio
bye bye
catch up soon
call me!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:20, archived)
# -
c ya
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:20, archived)
# wouldn't want to be ya!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:21, archived)
# give those burgers a flip for me...
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:20, archived)
# -
will do bro

you want chips with that :oP
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:20, archived)
# always
and mustard
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:23, archived)
# Do you cook them on a burning cross?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:23, archived)
# Just the marshmallows
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:24, archived)
# ha ha
while wearing a badge saying "RAPE: A VICTIMLESS CRIME"
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:26, archived)
# Wow. You go to get toast and all hell breaks loose.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:20, archived)
# TOAST!
THAT MAKES GOOD WHITE BREAD BLACK

YOU FUCKING DISGUST ME

/loves all really
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:22, archived)
# Hahaha
Know whats better? I put marmite on it.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:22, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:25, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:23, archived)
# Ha ha ha
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:00, archived)
# I have that problem when I go to get beer
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:22, archived)
# Nothings a problem when you've got beer.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:23, archived)
# Troll!
*points*
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:22, archived)
# Yay!
*dances*
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:23, archived)
# hurrah!
*shuffles feet awkwardly*
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:25, archived)
# C'mon, loosen up!
*grooves*
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:27, archived)
# Yay!
*poledances*
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:29, archived)
# Dear god, what have I created?!
*runs*

*stops*

*grooves*
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:31, archived)
# Oooh, when you come back, can you bring chips?
preferably with a little less racism on them this time.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:20, archived)
# You at work:
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:20, archived)
# that's nails, that is
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:21, archived)
# hehe
i like that but one problem i have a beard :oD
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:22, archived)
# did you draw it on?
or is it elasticated?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:22, archived)
# It's not a beard
It's bad student chin fluff.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:25, archived)
# bad cub scout fluff, shirley
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:27, archived)
# You're right
and don't call me Shirley.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:29, archived)
# See You Next Tuesday
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:20, archived)
# hahaha


synt hahahahaha
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:21, archived)
# t'ra!
keep smiling! and remember - hugs are great!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:20, archived)
# hmm
VOTE FOR CUPCAKES

love you all. except this guy.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:21, archived)
# -
that cus your prob black
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:23, archived)
# hahahaha
Racism is so funny

Will you go out with me?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:26, archived)
# Acutally
It's your prob
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:26, archived)
# who has been voting?
Are they insane?

*votes*
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:33, archived)
# I'm not sure we'll be nice next time...
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:21, archived)
# I'm pretty sure I won't be
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:25, archived)
# YOU SMELL LIKE FETID CUSTARD CREAMS INSIDE THE ARSE OF A TRAMP DOG.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:21, archived)
# I love the word 'fetid'
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:24, archived)
# but can you spell it properly?

(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:33, archived)
# We really
love racists on this board and look forward to seeing you again.

*kiss*
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:21, archived)
# -
cool

take it easy
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:23, archived)
# <holds door so it doesn't hit your ass on the way out>

<lies>

<Swings door really hard >
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:22, archived)
# ERM

FUCK OFF YOU RACIST PIN-DICKED BUMMER OF SMALL BOYS

Oh no, I was rude
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:22, archived)
# I made love to your mother
then killed her, then dug up your grandmother, made love to her, then waited in your house for your dad to come home, then i tied him up and made him watch me rape your mother AND grandmothers carcasses, then i shouted talkboard at him.




are you tonay?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:22, archived)
# and when they asked who you were, you replied...
"The Aristocrats"
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:23, archived)
# Hahaha
am I the only person that finds that joke unfunny?


//edit/ not the joke you just made, that was a good retort, but the actual aristocrats joke
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:24, archived)
# well you just laughed at it ;)
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:25, archived)
# *sigh*
yes, yes you are
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:27, archived)
# No
It's shit.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:29, archived)
# i know
and then I sent it to You've been framed and got £250
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:24, archived)
# You sound like a man with an exceptionally large, protruding forehead.
.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:24, archived)
# HAHAHA
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:24, archived)
# Goodbye Damion Mahon.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:31, archived)
# White Pride?

cor!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:32, archived)
# having looked deeper into this
I've decided you are in fact brilliant and should be on TV.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:34, archived)
# please don't return if you are going to keep spouting white pride shit
as we really don't want racist fuckers like you around here.

welcome to the multi colour world, please take your hick texan thinking with you.

cock.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:44, archived)
# All is forgiven and we're all
happy now... Probably.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:00, archived)
# You
are a total cunt.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 18:02, archived)
# you
are awesome.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 19:13, archived)
# sorry to make a new thread, but Thor's post is all the way down there, plus i wanna push this lurker off.


EDIT: just in case anythought it was mine, Thor drew him way down there, i just coloured.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:16, archived)
# Woo!
Colourific!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:17, archived)
# very nice
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:17, archived)
# Lurker?

Is that a Menzie-esque spelling pronounced WANKER!?

Woo! to your colouration!


(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:17, archived)
# haha...
Could be....
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:20, archived)
# hahahaha!
'Nenz!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:26, archived)
# What large feet.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:18, archived)
# He said let there be colour and lo, there was colour
yippee!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:19, archived)
# great
you just wan 2nd prize
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:19, archived)
# skillzoids!
totally deserves a new thread
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:19, archived)
# I fear his muscular toes.,
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:20, archived)
# nice
he's probably called Todd
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:21, archived)
# WOOPLA!

A+++

excellent stupp top of the class.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:38, archived)
# sorry
felling better now

Bad day at work
shouldnt have taken it out on you guys
but oh well

(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:13, archived)
# was it my big hug?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:14, archived)
# -
yep it was hehe
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:15, archived)
# i'm so fluffy
i don't know what that dentist injected me with
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:16, archived)
# fluff
DUH!

:P
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:18, archived)
# Probably one of the *caines
always puts me in a good mood when I go
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:19, archived)
# semen
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:19, archived)
# she seemed so nice
i assumed it was heroin
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:20, archived)
# Must...resist...inuendo...
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:23, archived)
# He gets them off his boyfriend
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:17, archived)
# Is it THAT bad at Mcdonalds?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:14, archived)
# pffft
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:15, archived)
# He had to hand make the onion rings
and missunderstood
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:18, archived)
# oh be fair
the people working at mcdonalds aren't that bad.

he sounds more like an immigrant KFC worker.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:15, archived)
# have you
tried the salads?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:15, archived)
# I do not sally forth into such places to try 3 week old Lettuce
tarted up as a 'meal'

come to think of it, I rarely go in there to try 'meat' anyway...
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:16, archived)
# -
nope pest control had a row with some fucking Tree Monkey then had another with my manager

IF YOU REALLY NEED TO KNOW
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:16, archived)
# *hugs*
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:17, archived)
# Oi Hussy!
Stop that! ;)
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:30, archived)
# "Tree Monkey"?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:20, archived)
# don't most monkeys live in trees?
Rendering Tree monkey a little redundant

Like Water fish
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:20, archived)
# have you seen my land cow?
i parked it round here somewhere
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:30, archived)
# hehe
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:37, archived)
# Well I forgive you
(I never quite figured out the point you were trying to make anyway)
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:14, archived)
# write
a death threat to a politican
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:15, archived)
# ok
cool give me an address and i will
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:17, archived)
#
10 Downing Street
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:19, archived)
# pfft!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:21, archived)
# that's ok, we all go mental and racist after a hard day

you twat
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:15, archived)
# This made me laught alot
Thank you :)
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:17, archived)
# ha ha ^this^
You can also get racism from the flu.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:22, archived)
# I still think you're a spacky gay shoe.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:15, archived)
# as ever
you are the voice of reason....
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:16, archived)
# very accurate i'm sure!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:16, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:16, archived)
# good labelling!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:16, archived)
# Snarf!
I love the fliddy arms, brings a touch of class to the image!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:18, archived)
# hahahahaaaa
hahahaaaaaa

i love that
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:20, archived)
# woo!
yay!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:30, archived)
# I prayed for intermission
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:15, archived)
# *forgives the racist cunt*






/may be lying
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:16, archived)
# is it an impending cabinet reshuffle that has you worried
never mind - you might get Minister of Defence this time round
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:16, archived)
# I don't have to sell my soul, he's already in me

I wanna be a troll
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:16, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha
*breathes*
hahahahahahahaha

Give us a kiss big boy :)
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:17, archived)
#



(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:12, archived)
# oh dear
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:13, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:13, archived)
# How was lunch?


(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:13, archived)
# I ended up having Pringles
dipped in Spicy Peppadew stuff.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:19, archived)
# Spicy?
did Tommy survive?


(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:20, archived)
# Not only did he survive
but he's demanding beetroot now!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:26, archived)
# *worries about Pot's pregnancy*


(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:29, archived)
# You know...
...I only have time to pop in here once in a while these days.

Nothing changes. My punometer still registers pain :)
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:13, archived)
# how do you find time to
a) think of these
b) do them
c) eat, breathe, sleep, work etc
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:13, archived)
# 12 puns at 30 seconds a thought and 2 mins a mashing
half hours work at best :)
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:15, archived)
# a) I never force the thinking
I just jot 'em down as they come to me . . .

b) I do them at w . . .

c) I eat while I'm doing them, I breathe while I'm doing them and I delegate

C];0)


(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:15, archived)
# hehe!
what car-nage!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:13, archived)
# She's exhausted after all that effort . . .


(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:20, archived)
# She needs to take a brake . . .


(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:20, archived)
# I really don't know what to say.
So I shall say this: Flibble

And also this: woo
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:14, archived)
# hahaha
but oh dear
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:14, archived)
# it won't load for me
but i'm sure it's great :)
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:15, archived)
# Keep F5ing!


(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:16, archived)
# hahaha
Pfffft!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:16, archived)
# HIM!
BLAME HIM!


(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:17, archived)
# Dave, you will burn in the fires of hell.
I so will I for laughing - pffft!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:17, archived)
# haha!
oh lordy that's bad!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:18, archived)
# *bows*


(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:19, archived)
# Arf!
woo
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:18, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha!
Woo!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:30, archived)
# -
Do What You Want I DONT Give To Shits Im Not The One Going On The Sites To Get The Fucking Shit Sent And Can Always Get A New E-mail Address YOU CUNTS ARE WORSE THAN BLACKS

PLAY THE WHITE MAN

AND FUCK OFF!!!!!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:10, archived)
# *big hug for grumpy pants*
www.b3ta.com/board/5525928

would you like a sweetie?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:11, archived)
# Hehe, I think we should play a game of: guess who reads the daily mail.
Whilst were spamming, if any one knows php and can help a noobie out pease do :D : www.phpfreaks.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=83142
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:14, archived)
#
looks like you haven't opened a connection to your database before calling mysql_query()

put this in your brain.

edit: just read the replies... What is the data type of the 'date' column? If it is date, then the date must be in the YYYY-MM-DD format.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:23, archived)
# time of the month?
Lets have a pic to brighten this thread up
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:11, archived)
# too young at a guess
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:12, archived)
# with a cool sharp wit like that
you should be on TV
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:11, archived)
# I thought he was?
didn't he have a daytime talk show?

Orange-talk or something
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:12, archived)
# shirley you mean...
"...should be 'A' TV"
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:12, archived)
# transvestite?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:13, archived)
# ...not right now mate, but thanks for asking.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:14, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
/hysterics
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:11, archived)
# so you know the chords for
"THE WHITE MAN" ?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:12, archived)
# hahahaha
not yet

I think it starts Cadd9 and then moves to G though
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:13, archived)
# s'good innit?
I don't usually reply to trolls but ooh this is a good 'n
the mods will ban him soon anyway, may as well make good use of the space
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:12, archived)
# this is fantastic
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:14, archived)
# I don't give to shits either
I prefer to give to registered charities.

Somebody sign him up to the KKK site!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:12, archived)
# you are funny
I like you

wanna come over for tea?

zelkren
zelkren
zelkren
zelkren
zelkren
zelkren
zelkren
zelkren
zelkren
zelkren
zelkren
zelkren
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:12, archived)
# *shoves*
I saw him first!

(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:14, archived)
# aw - you can come too
do you like doilies?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:18, archived)
# Yes
and I like horses too. Do you have horses?
A/S/L
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:20, archived)
# no - I have corned beef and tuna
I can try and get some though
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:28, archived)
# OK
*Fucks off*

What now, master?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:12, archived)
# *points*
*laughs*
*ignores*
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:12, archived)
# hahahahahahahahah WORD UP HONKEY
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:13, archived)
# How are you planning to vote
When the "smoking in public" bill is put before the House of Lords?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:13, archived)
# Why Do You Type Like This
When It Is Much Easier Only To Put Capitals At The Start Of The Sentence?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:13, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
priceless. you are priceless.

*clicks again*
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:14, archived)
# I like him....can i keep him?
because then I can have him neutered....
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:14, archived)
# How can I play the white man,
he doesn't have strings.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:15, archived)
# OR we could look at the user profile of your AOL email account
and send it to all the account associated with the IP. This will include any AOL email address that is accessed from your computer or network.

Learn that people who spend all day on the internet have the upload codes to do this sort of thing
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:15, archived)
# you sir
are a genius.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:19, archived)
# *endorses act of mayhem*
Get the bastard.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:23, archived)
# *click*
I like this

/lies
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:19, archived)
# Sequel to "March of the Penguins"


Apparently the first film wasn't "Hollywood" enough.

(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:10, archived)
# hahaha!
i love the penguin with the bazooka!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:11, archived)
# Thats just james bond in a tux
;)
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:15, archived)
# Hahahaha!
featuring Bruce Willis, in a vest, AS A PENGUIN.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:11, archived)
# Nice pic.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:11, archived)
# hahah that is fucking awesome
made me laugh anyway. woo
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:12, archived)
# haha... Monkeys would win!!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:12, archived)
# ha ha, nice!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:13, archived)
# Cheers all...
twas my first post. Now for some biscuits...
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:15, archived)
# haha! Woo!
Although I'd like to see "April of the Penguins", featuring April from Teenage Mutant (Ninja/Hero) Turtles.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:16, archived)
# hehehe
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:16, archived)
#
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:19, archived)
# No Bridge?
Or shark?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:20, archived)
# ...
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:05, archived)
# hahahaha!
that is awesome!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:06, archived)
# hahahahahahaha

you cunt
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:07, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
*fwaps clicks furiously*
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:07, archived)
# Hahahahaaaaa!
you are the new mongychops! AICMFB!

Arf!

Woo!


(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:07, archived)
# Hands over furry pelican
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:08, archived)
# Bah!
I wanted a foamy beard!


(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:09, archived)
# but beard doesnt begin with 'p' ...
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:09, archived)
# SO!?

*sulks*


(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:12, archived)
# Hehe, that took me ages to work out
:)
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:07, archived)
# Teehee.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:07, archived)
# that took me far longer than it should
I was staring at his signing on his shirt

and looking for several s's but then
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:08, archived)
# hahaha
That's BHLC on his shirt...I was trying to tag in a subtle way.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:10, archived)
# he likes to tell fishing yarns too
I caught one thissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

big
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:11, archived)
# Im so blind today. It took me forever to notice that!
very nice :D
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:09, archived)
# you're blind, he's deaf....what a bunch.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:10, archived)
# hahahahaaaaa
that's ace
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:09, archived)
# hahahaha
the unlucky cnut :P woo
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:10, archived)
# Pardon?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:10, archived)
# Bad man
Bad bad man
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:10, archived)
# heh heh heh
took me long enough...
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:18, archived)
# doesn't get
/too stupid/tired to think
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:18, archived)
# he has one arm.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:20, archived)
# thanks!
have a woo
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:31, archived)
# Fuck OFF
YOU FUCKING RETARDS GET JOBS

I FUCKED YOUR DEAD NANS

THEN FUCKED YOUR DEAD GRANDADS

NOW MOVING ONTO YOU BABY SIBLINS
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:01, archived)
# Cool.
When shall I tell them to expect you?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:02, archived)
# Right after Hollyoaks
I imagine
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:12, archived)
# oh good,
when you gunna fuck me?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:02, archived)
# -
IL SHOOT AN HOLE IN YOUR HEAD THEN FUCK IT
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:03, archived)
# yay
sexy tiem!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:04, archived)
# excellent
do hury up, there's a really exciting jewellery session on qvc in a minute
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:04, archived)
# I hope you have tissues.
That sounds messy, and I've run out I'm afraid.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:05, archived)
# lol""2""22222"""twelvety-two""2"""22
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:05, archived)
# So your cock is roughly the width of a bullet?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:05, archived)
# razer sharp, as ever
good girl, keep it up!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:06, archived)
# *looks for 'I like this' button*
*Fails*

*Sets up shrine to comma instead*
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:07, archived)
# You mean they are supposed to be wider?
*buys D1sc0uNt p1lls*
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:08, archived)
# "an hole"
top grammar
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:09, archived)
# *jiggles*

*eats tin of roses*

who want's one? there's none of the caramel barrels left, sorry...
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:02, archived)
# ooh yes please, can I have a toffee?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:03, archived)
# you sure can!
i can't :(
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:04, archived)
# aw...
why no toffees for TUTT?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:07, archived)
#
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:11, archived)
# Braces?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:08, archived)
# you bet
but they're off in the summer YAAAAAAAAY
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:09, archived)
# well, thanks for my toffee anyway,
you can have one in the summer.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:10, archived)
# oooh, can I have one of the strawberry creams?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:03, archived)
# oooh - the last one!
lucky you!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:04, archived)
# Me me me me
*offers cake in exchange*
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:03, archived)
# which would you like?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:05, archived)
# One of those triangle ones please.
*gives cake anyway*
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:06, archived)
# oh you can have them
they're horrid !
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:06, archived)
# they are my faves! mmmmm....praline
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:08, archived)
# *shares*
Want some cake too?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:09, archived)
# cor! yes please
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:11, archived)
# praline moments
are silver and round and yummy
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:09, archived)
# the green triangles are praline so why don't you like them? huh? huh?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:11, archived)
# they're in quality streets
not roses :P
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:13, archived)
# So they are
I bagsy a chunky truffle!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:15, archived)
# Yay!
Everyones a winner.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:08, archived)
# FUDGE!
FUDGE!
FUDGE!
FUDGE!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:04, archived)
# how rude! ;P

here yah go :)
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:05, archived)
# ooh ooh
Fudge for me please
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:05, archived)
# thought so :)
of course...
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:06, archived)
# I'll have the green diamond shaped one please
Or is that quality street?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:07, archived)
# might be
they're yukky either way - you can have them :)
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:08, archived)
# Boo's
You gave them all to the Doctor
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:11, archived)
# Hahahaha
I like this!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:02, archived)
# ...
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:03, archived)
# mwahahaha
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:03, archived)
# LOL!
ROFL! LMAO!!!!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:04, archived)
# Neds more black metal
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:03, archived)
#
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:04, archived)
# ooo likey!
What program did you use?
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:23, archived)
# I'm pooing on your face.
Right now, poo poo poo.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:04, archived)
# yay!!
b3ta needs more scat!!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:09, archived)
# doo-dat-a-doo-diddle-yadda-yaa-yadda.
You gotta love anyone who can call themselves a Scatman.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:11, archived)
# you most certainly do
be ba ba badda bo
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:20, archived)
# That's a lot of fucking

you stud
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:04, archived)
# FP this now!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:04, archived)
# ^this^
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:08, archived)
# Oh dear, looks like the wind blew some crap in.
Bye please.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:05, archived)
# hey Zelkren
i love u :)
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:05, archived)
# No Homework to do tonight then, you...
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:05, archived)
# Siblings

please learn to spell you fucktard.

and for your information, i have a job, i also own my own house and have a car, so i don't have to have my parents drive me around, also i enjoy fine wines rather then then hanging around near the local off licence trying to get someone to buy me beer.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:06, archived)
# Smug Bastard!
;)

Edit: Oops I forgot to CMFP

AICMFP
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:10, archived)
# Hahahaha! ^This
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:11, archived)
# Say your catchphrase and do that kerraazzy thing you do with your eyes, go on!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:06, archived)
# Indeed, get some jobs, work hard,
and then you will be allowed to prove your manlyness through the medium of message board trolling.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:06, archived)
#
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:08, archived)
# You know that bit at the end of Se7en, where they're all like
"What's in the box? What's in the box?"

It would be great if it cut to this pic and abruptly ended.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:14, archived)
# you look familiar
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:08, archived)
# I like this
*click*
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:08, archived)
# Bring on the Funk
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:09, archived)
# hamm
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:10, archived)
# ZELKREN STOP
AM APPROVING OF NEW TELEGRAM STYLE OF POST STOP KEEP IT UP STOP
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:11, archived)
# AAAAhhhahahahahahahahahaha
AOL!

You actually pay money (or your family do) for the worst provider of internet access on the planet.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:12, archived)
# It's cruel to mock the afflicted
My parents are on AOL. It's just about usable if you bypass the AOL software and connect using PPPOE instead.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:16, archived)
# meh
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:12, archived)
# He....just....won't....stop....smiling....
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 15:58, archived)
# Spangtastic!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 15:59, archived)
# spang spang spang spang
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 15:59, archived)
# too much hoff!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:02, archived)
# hehehehehe
MORE SPADE! :)
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:04, archived)
# better?


edit:that's odd, seems even slower than the original when the opposite should be true... meh
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:11, archived)
# Bop Bop Shooowop!

I lied :)
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 15:55, archived)
# hahaha

The Yorkie Girls!

(but then I though Yorkie was not for girls)
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 15:57, archived)
# I just had an afternoon snack
that comprised Ketchup Crisps and a Yorkie Bar and a cuppa :)

It was lully!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:02, archived)
# hmmm
I always had my suspicions about those "girls"
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:13, archived)
# Wonderful!
yay!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 15:57, archived)
# O.o
i allmost didnt notice that but i am blind so...


wooage!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 15:57, archived)
# I'm glad you lied :)
Woo
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 15:58, archived)
# Aha ha ha - Sharon
With this hummus you are really spoiling us

edit: I've only just visited your site and it's super-bazoo.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 15:58, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You are brilliant!

now I am sure I love you!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 15:58, archived)
# hahaha!
smashing!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 15:59, archived)
# hahaa
Oi loik dat!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:01, archived)
# ruff!

WOO(f)
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:02, archived)
# hooray!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:02, archived)
# haha
best yet
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:31, archived)
# please never stop!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:57, archived)
# Because i'm an hour late
you get your Woo!
and a free Woo! too!
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:57, archived)

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