meh Falsh homewerk plods on...
today i done a button, I call it the cuntKiller feel free to use
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looks like a falling weight
aha roadrunner / coyote
my snail is asleep
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:59,
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my snail is asleep
I like both,
although the hat does seem to change it's mind last minute and not smush the lovely icon.
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:01,
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the nutters who email me
this one for example, is convinced that the photo of the cat on the FP is hers. (It's not, he's called Rocky and he lives with me.)
Hello
I was directed to your website by a friend. It is indeed quite amusing and I was
chuckling away until I looked down in the bottom right hand corner and saw a
picture of a black and white cat with the LEGAL NOTICE caption coming from it.
This may sound strange but that is MY picture of MY cat - where did you get this
picture????!!!! I remember as I took it myself and always though it was quite
cool. I am quite alarmed as to how it found your way on to my website as this implies
that someone has been hacking into and rummaging around in my PC. I would appreciate
it if you could tell me how you came to possess this picture and put it on your website.
Kind regards,
Martina
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:53,
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Hello
I was directed to your website by a friend. It is indeed quite amusing and I was
chuckling away until I looked down in the bottom right hand corner and saw a
picture of a black and white cat with the LEGAL NOTICE caption coming from it.
This may sound strange but that is MY picture of MY cat - where did you get this
picture????!!!! I remember as I took it myself and always though it was quite
cool. I am quite alarmed as to how it found your way on to my website as this implies
that someone has been hacking into and rummaging around in my PC. I would appreciate
it if you could tell me how you came to possess this picture and put it on your website.
Kind regards,
Martina
Indeed.
There are some people who shouldn't be allowed to use the interwebs or emails or their eyes or arms. By law.
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:55,
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Hurrah!
So you got my email then?
(I also sent the one claiming that I owned the badger that currently lives in your breadbin. If you don't have a badger
in your breadbin, that's just because I haven't yet broken into your house and placed one there)
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(I also sent the one claiming that I owned the badger that currently lives in your breadbin. If you don't have a badger
in your breadbin, that's just because I haven't yet broken into your house and placed one there)
this is my email!
this implies that someone has been hacking into and rummaging around in my PC. I would appreciate it if you could tell me how you came to possess this email and put it on your website.
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:55,
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^^ this
is my reply and you owe me big time on royalties, landlubber
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:05,
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1) Ask her to send a photo of her with her cat for confirmation
2) New image challenge
erm...
5) Profit!
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:55,
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erm...
5) Profit!
Hahaha...
"Hacking into and rummaging around in my PC"...
Surely anyone who did that wouldn't steal a picture of a fucking cat?
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:56,
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Surely anyone who did that wouldn't steal a picture of a fucking cat?
I'm still boggling at the idea of someone visiting b3ta.com
and it's a picture of a cat which offends them.
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:58,
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I hadn't thought of that.
Strange folks, these cat-owners.
*pets cat*
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:59,
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*pets cat*
weirdly it's not the first time people have emailed in claiming ownership of rocky
considering the amount of nicked imagery on b3ta, it's deeply perverse that the one truly legal image gets queried twice
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:00,
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Perhaps you should
All stand in a room with the picture of Rocky in the middle. Then all of you call it and whoever the picture goes to gets to keep it.
/sitcom cliche blog.
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:04,
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/sitcom cliche blog.
But the winner would be
the one who's secretly holding a mouse in their pocket.
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:06,
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It's actually my Barney
and as I haven't actually taken the pic yet I DEMAND to know how you managed to steal it
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:57,
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i didn't realise you could rummage around my pc
/too late to hide filthy images
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:05,
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this amuses me
as much as the emails I get regarding my website
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:07,
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This should become a regular feature.
Nutter emails you've received (and you must get a few).
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:09,
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tell her you've hacked her pc
taken all the photos off there including the dodgey holiday snaps (there's always some!) and they'll be posted on the web at your leasure!
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:10,
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I was, once upon a time...
...married to a Martina. I can vouch for the fact that they are all quite mad.
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 15:58,
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I finally found out where the icon mini challenge lives!!
PS - What happened to the "say yes" compo?
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:37,
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PS - What happened to the "say yes" compo?
I had to Google that...
...as I'd never heard of it before.
Any good is it?
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:39,
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Any good is it?
It was interesting in terms of gameplay
what with having two main characters. It was a pretty likeable team. I remember I never completed it though. Might give it a go again myself.
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:41,
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I have that
on consoleclassics something or other on me pc, got all the nes games. sigh, good old nes :D:D
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:47,
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on the front page?
on the link at the top of this page? (edit: actually, I'm wrong about the second one, ho hum)
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:39,
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Yes but that's too obvious innit?
You've got to be cunning!
*taps side of nose with forefinger*
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:40,
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*taps side of nose with forefinger*
I didn't see the icon mini challenge for ages either
/never goes to front page.
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:44,
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My eyes couldn't see it within 30 seconds
and my eyes are FAST
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:49,
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2 pixels too big
or technically 30 pixels too big
15w x 13h ;)
They are both luvverly tho.
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:39,
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15w x 13h ;)
They are both luvverly tho.
I was just about to ask of the size
of these icon thingamajigs!
Ta!
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:40,
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Ta!
Ooops!
I thought it was 15 x 15 - never been good with instructions.
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:41,
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*sob*
I've been busy at work for the past few days, so didn't even know the Image Challenge had been announced in the first place!
Where can I see the entries - are they still available if I trawl back to Wednesday? When was it pulled?
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:57,
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Where can I see the entries - are they still available if I trawl back to Wednesday? When was it pulled?
We're famous!!!
YAY
(check out my post at the bottom of the "why it was pulled" link :D)
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:57,
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(check out my post at the bottom of the "why it was pulled" link :D)
reminds me of drunkenoafs'
Edit: www.b3ta.com/board/5866311
my mistake - less politics.
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:37,
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Edit: www.b3ta.com/board/5866311
my mistake - less politics.
Arthur Dent and Marvin the Paranoid Android
Sitting in a large basket that's floating down a wide river.
They have no control over this makeshift craft, and it simply follows the currents and eddies it encounters on this slow moving, majestic watercourse.
On the east bank of the river are numerous tea houses which are causing Arthur Dent to go a little crazed with desire and with the longing that the currents will take them close enough to the bank to get a nice cup of tea.
Marvin is more worried about the water oozing through the wickerwork at the bottom of the basket, which is causing the electronics in his leg to short and make it jerk like he's a mentaler. He's trying to decide if swimming to the shore and possible death would be preferable to listening to Arthur go on about how much he'd like a cuppa.
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:28,
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They have no control over this makeshift craft, and it simply follows the currents and eddies it encounters on this slow moving, majestic watercourse.
On the east bank of the river are numerous tea houses which are causing Arthur Dent to go a little crazed with desire and with the longing that the currents will take them close enough to the bank to get a nice cup of tea.
Marvin is more worried about the water oozing through the wickerwork at the bottom of the basket, which is causing the electronics in his leg to short and make it jerk like he's a mentaler. He's trying to decide if swimming to the shore and possible death would be preferable to listening to Arthur go on about how much he'd like a cuppa.
you're standing in front of the mirror you tell me :P
BWAHAHAHA
/five year old playground blog
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:33,
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/five year old playground blog
YES!
Hello you. I completely failed at being you for a week. I apologise. It won't happen again
(but if it does I'll probably do it all the same again. MWAHAHA!) etc. and so on.
WHERE ARE ALL MY BISCUITS?
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:49,
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(but if it does I'll probably do it all the same again. MWAHAHA!) etc. and so on.
WHERE ARE ALL MY BISCUITS?
pffft
I haven't eaten them all YET!
*three seconds pass*
Oh... damn. now I have
*superhuggles*
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:00,
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*three seconds pass*
Oh... damn. now I have
*superhuggles*
That's okay.
You couldn't ever hope to be me now I have my very own FRONT PAGE post. :-D
edit: biscuits are in the post. I didn't address them to you, wrap them or pay any postage, so you should get them by tomorrow afternoon.
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:54,
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edit: biscuits are in the post. I didn't address them to you, wrap them or pay any postage, so you should get them by tomorrow afternoon.
A vat of Cider being slowly drained by Somerset mouses with long straws
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:28,
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Isn't mouses the plural of a computer mouse?
...and as we all know they like stella!
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:32,
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GREY CIRCLES
WHITE TEXT
MAN WITH TONGUE EATING WHITE TEXT
*prays*
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:29,
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MAN WITH TONGUE EATING WHITE TEXT
*prays*
A curvaeous and slightly innocent yet sexy woman
doing something a bit naughty
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:30,
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That's the one ;)
Btw, are yougoing to be ebaying 'The Bash Kiss'?
And is that crazy stalker of yours* still bidding on everything?
*the other one, not me
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:35,
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And is that crazy stalker of yours* still bidding on everything?
*the other one, not me
I can’t ebay THAT!
That’d be wrong!
(And, no; he doesn't bid on everything....)
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:36,
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(And, no; he doesn't bid on everything....)
Then you should send it to me
*looks nervously around for Sausage Wagon*
Like, now. You should post it now
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:38,
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Like, now. You should post it now
Hahah, I know you have (and it is)
I just meant with rights to possesion. We both feature so I was trying to convince him to part with it before you noticed and insisted it was split or something ;)
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:44,
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*has spotted one of these in the wild*
(recently)
Hey there, you!
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:31,
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Hey there, you!
HAHA
Ace!
I think you should do my comic. the one about the boobs... failing that, you should draw what would happen if at the next b3ta bash, TUTT Kerry Jessie and I got our hands on you!
:D
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:30,
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I think you should do my comic. the one about the boobs... failing that, you should draw what would happen if at the next b3ta bash, TUTT Kerry Jessie and I got our hands on you!
:D
^THIS!
definitly this!!
however, they should be wearing nurse uniforms.
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:33,
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however, they should be wearing nurse uniforms.
Almost all the b3ta ladies went around gratuitously kissing
...including each other
There was a lotta love in that room (that we colonised!)
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:37,
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There was a lotta love in that room (that we colonised!)
*counts money*
i may have enough to pay for the train, all i need now is to hijack a boat from an old fisherman, so i can sail to england.
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:45,
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When that 4dam finishes the back end
(ooer missus)
He seemed quite confident a week ago...
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:39,
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He seemed quite confident a week ago...
I am envious of those business cards you gave out……
…..very sleek.
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:41,
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currently known as 'My Mum'
and wearing 4dam like a fucking hat.
Kerry is a 30 something bloke from Rugby formerly known as KMLabs
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:40,
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Kerry is a 30 something bloke from Rugby formerly known as KMLabs
oi, Sausage! *reprimands*
KML kml
I'm post-modern, you know!
/refluff
=D
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:56,
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I'm post-modern, you know!
/refluff
=D
sword dancing, ala morris dancers
but with a girl and short kilt
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:30,
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holdin it
quick and nimble
dah dah dah hear a cymbal!
You have my sympathy.
Call them RIS dancers. See what happens.
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:37,
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dah dah dah hear a cymbal!
You have my sympathy.
Call them RIS dancers. See what happens.
The author
being squished between two lovely ladies in semi-darkness.
Edit: Changed my mind... Squirrels with TITS please!
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:31,
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Edit: Changed my mind... Squirrels with TITS please!
All of your characters having a picnic,
with the lady ones fighting over the last muffin.
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:31,
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Artichokes
pushing a cantaloupe off a shelf onto a shelf stackers' head.
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:31,
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Little bastards
those artichokes with their poncy ways and evil-doing in supermarkets.
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:34,
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but i am not teh oldie peoples
and i like tea.. and biscuits... and sex
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 14:10,
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Hahaha!
Ok, I've finished with the spider and scorpion thing.
How about a hardcore-looking antelope crowd-surfing over a throng of b3tans, while some more b3tans rock out on the stage?
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:48,
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How about a hardcore-looking antelope crowd-surfing over a throng of b3tans, while some more b3tans rock out on the stage?
Roger Moore
pumping Vernon Kay full of glans with a pressure-hose
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:51,
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Black holes
and revelations.
Spaceships and shit. Do some sci-fi stuff. STARGATE! Show us your inner nerd...
*guh?*
GOD NO! DONT SHOW US THAT!. Put it away, man.
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:54,
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Spaceships and shit. Do some sci-fi stuff. STARGATE! Show us your inner nerd...
*guh?*
GOD NO! DONT SHOW US THAT!. Put it away, man.
Man with Cocks for Arms
High-diving into greased-up Carol Vorderman
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Has-been TV personality Anthia Turner
being launched from a medieval trebuchet into the goatse'd anus of Phil Collins
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:58,
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Grey shoes
melting in the dead of night (Supermassive arse-hole)
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:59,
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it's a little shit
and crap too
and because of where it it, your rabbit is a shit-head
so woo
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:27,
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and because of where it it, your rabbit is a shit-head
so woo
No
I was deliberately missing the point in a comedy manner, like you are ;)
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:31,
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Very true
The horrors I could recount from my childhood... *shudders*
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:34,
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only if they arrive in a tiny FIAT
carrying a team of 20 of them
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:33,
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Why am I looking at your dog?
Edit: You may be nice, but you may also be sick if you find that story funny
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:28,
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Has that journalist
never studied basic english and setence structure? It's all over the shop.
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:29,
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yes
or we could write a letter in poorly constructed english complaining.
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Exrtreme survival
Broadband users might like to click here, for larger, full colour joy.
People who don't know who 'Judy' is, should click here.
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:09,
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Broadband users might like to click here, for larger, full colour joy.
People who don't know who 'Judy' is, should click here.
Only because you have broadbeans.
Have some damned consideration, man!
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:15,
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balls
it's the nazism that's annoying. People will bitch and moan about a 75k image, when the number of images in a thread makes *far* more difference to the total bandwidth usage of a page.
You know what, I've used B3ta on dialup, before everyone was naziish about the sizes (within reason) and guess what? It was quite slow. And guess what? I wasn't surprised because I was accessing a message board full of bloody pictures and animations...
When people start whingeing because a still pic is 75k they are clearly more worried about the rules than the actual download weight of the page.
Edit: I think it's particlarly relevant here, as smallbrainfield has had to seriously reduce the quality of his pic to make it fit in 50k. The rule is there so that people optimise their pictures properly, *not* so they will all fit exactly within 50k.
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:20,
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You know what, I've used B3ta on dialup, before everyone was naziish about the sizes (within reason) and guess what? It was quite slow. And guess what? I wasn't surprised because I was accessing a message board full of bloody pictures and animations...
When people start whingeing because a still pic is 75k they are clearly more worried about the rules than the actual download weight of the page.
Edit: I think it's particlarly relevant here, as smallbrainfield has had to seriously reduce the quality of his pic to make it fit in 50k. The rule is there so that people optimise their pictures properly, *not* so they will all fit exactly within 50k.
Okay, I agree that the nazis are shite,
but there needs to be a limit, otherwise idiots will break the board with huge images 30000000 px across, emblazoned with the legend 'Horizon'.
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:23,
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You can make a gif which is 30000000px across in less than 50k
Also the board doesn't break with wide pictures like most boards, it's been well designed to cope with that, which is why I also don't understand why people complain about pics with large dimensions either.
I think 50k as a guideline is fine, but we need to keep reminding people that's it's a guideline :)
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:27,
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I think 50k as a guideline is fine, but we need to keep reminding people that's it's a guideline :)
Indeed
b3ta often crashes the browser on my lovely Zaurus because it can't cache all the images in ~60MB of memory. :(
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:24,
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FUCK PEOPLE WITH CAPPED BROADBAND! HAHA!
FUCK THEM ALL!
AND FUCK YOU IF YOU HAVE SHIT BROADBAND
I DON'T HOORAY!
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:26,
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AND FUCK YOU IF YOU HAVE SHIT BROADBAND
I DON'T HOORAY!
PEOPLE WITH CAPPED BROADBAND MADE THE WRONG DECISION
HIS BED LET HIM LIE IN IT
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:27,
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If you clicked refresh half as often we could double the size of the images!
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:35,
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That's clearly not what I said
re-read it maybe?
I was making a point that the size of an image is less relevant than the number of images in a thread. And that people like enforcing rules.
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:29,
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I was making a point that the size of an image is less relevant than the number of images in a thread. And that people like enforcing rules.
I didn't think you said that
I meant it!
FUCK EVERYONE!
Additionally - I think we should be able to imbed flash on the board.
and when you submit an swf you get a thing to confirm it has a start button and is optimised.
but then again - links board....
but board Nazis enjoy being board Nazis. It is as simple as that.
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:51,
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FUCK EVERYONE!
Additionally - I think we should be able to imbed flash on the board.
and when you submit an swf you get a thing to confirm it has a start button and is optimised.
but then again - links board....
but board Nazis enjoy being board Nazis. It is as simple as that.
"rarely" "preferably"....
lalalal
let's call the whole thing off!
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:27,
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let's call the whole thing off!
it's ok to click on Judy
unless your boss has a thing about gourds
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:18,
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She is Ray's rudimentary sex slave
fashioned from common foresty materials
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:18,
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Quality stuff
Figuratively speaking
Ray looks hot with pink lipstick
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:16,
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Ray looks hot with pink lipstick
Hahaha
Is that survival of the fittest then (fittest used loosely)?
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lovely stuff!
that's both woo, and yay...
On a completely unrelated topic, anyone know what this is?
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:20,
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On a completely unrelated topic, anyone know what this is?
I think I do...
Does it involve a well and some white sheets?
=)
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:21,
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=)
excellent!
it wasn't originally, but I like your interpretation better.
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:28,
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A couple of klansmen
Looking down a well for the truck keys they dropped
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:32,
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It's
the bit from the movie 'independence day' when they're in the big alien mothership.
BEWARE!
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:44,
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BEWARE!
Poor Judy
rejected by the man who made her what she is today. *sniff*
Woo!
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:24,
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Woo!
hahahahaha
Ray Mears is fucking awesome. He can survive on, like, the moon with nothing more than an old hat and a fire extinguisher. And
he can kill you with his breath and levitate above your house and shit on it.
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:52,
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he can kill you with his breath and levitate above your house and shit on it.
Drooling about Syncubus
and spitroasting!!!
; )
I'll shut up now!
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:17,
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; )
I'll shut up now!
No!!!!!!
I am imagining mstandot imagining Jessie imagining Syncubus now. Too much imagining! *feels a little sick*
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:26,
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as woo as this and a few others are
i'm not sure i like this icon compo
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:09,
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that's a good'un
i think that's all of mine from recent times...
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:10,
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i think that's all of mine from recent times...
I'm liking those
'specially the body, that'd be a good un for hats!
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:11,
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I quite liked that element of it
makes it look less like a restrictive little paintmash, and more like a proper icon
/opinion blog
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:16,
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/opinion blog
*covets heliomochopter*
This isn't worth its own thread. It's Lemmy:
EDIT: Afternoon sir! Didn't get much of a chance to talk to you at the bash - maybe next time, eh?
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EDIT: Afternoon sir! Didn't get much of a chance to talk to you at the bash - maybe next time, eh?
Aye. There was quite a crowd.
I was busy being a wallflower smooching and making balloon animals on people's heads.
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:18,
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Yeah, I missed the balloon animal making.
I saw the aftermath though.
How's North Carolina?
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:21,
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How's North Carolina?
Suprisingly enough, a lot like England this morning.
Chilly and raining.
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:24,
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Lovely 10 hour flight
and 14 hours in total without a fag. I was quite ready to spark one up by the time I got some fresh air in me.
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wasn't that a beer can
yesterday?
BTW: if you use 2 bits, there are 5E58 possible different icons
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:07,
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BTW: if you use 2 bits, there are 5E58 possible different icons
It is impossible to say 'beer can'
Without sounding like a Jamaican describing a breakfast meat.
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:10,
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hmmm
perhaps you should write an icon generator, then trawl through the results looking for the good ones!
At 1 per second, I'll see you in about 1.59236472 × 1051 years.
:D
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:13,
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At 1 per second, I'll see you in about 1.59236472 × 1051 years.
:D
15*15 = 225
2^225 = 5.4 * 10^67
edit: oh it's 15x13 i do apologise
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:15,
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edit: oh it's 15x13 i do apologise
and besides
everyone does them in grayscale, so there are 4 x 10469 possible icons
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:20,
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with 32-bit colour there are
2.7 x 10^1878
/repetitive maths blog
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:22,
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/repetitive maths blog
I LIKE THAT ONE EVEN MORE.
No offense Spunky McPunk, but it's rounder...
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:08,
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*can*
Ho ho ho.
Seriously though what is it?
EDIT: Woo 1st post!
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:01,
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Seriously though what is it?
EDIT: Woo 1st post!
two ... otherwise
how would it run after chickens ... so that it could fuck them
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:09,
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aye that it can
Here have Matazone's Angel from Trouble down Pit...
Love that series by the way!
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:07,
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Love that series by the way!
it's fork! No it's a spoon!
No it's Spork!a beautiful bald eagle!
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 12:56,
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looks like an eagle
in fact, it looks as though your racoon is carrying a Roman eagle standard
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 12:57,
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So it's a:
batman.
batplane.
eagle.
angel.
Multi-skilled icon!! woo!
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:06,
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batplane.
eagle.
angel.
Multi-skilled icon!! woo!
When you think about it, it's obvious he had an eating disorder.
Obviously he can't stick his fingers down his throat.
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 12:51,
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Obviously he can't stick his fingers down his throat.
talking of eating
I just had lunch, then decided to read the latest newlsetter.
Not good.
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 12:56,
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Not good.
I will read that later.
I might enjoy it, I might not. Who's to say?
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 12:58,
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I am not very good at inducing vomit
so one of my greatest fears has become swallowing my finger.
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:06,
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can't stick his fingers down his throat
then how does he turn on the tap?
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 16:46,
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imagine
the traffic chaos those flashing red and green lights would cause on the high street...
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 12:43,
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Personally I'd be more worried about the cunthorse bearing down on me
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 12:55,
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I've beed nymphomanticised
and making ponds cross. The angry Atlantic is my fault.
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 12:53,
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don't know why
but that pic reminds me of that scary kids show with Apple and Marchpane the evil doll who sets fire to Birdie.
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 12:48,
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Oh noes
Suddenly I am able to access b3ta at work. This could be bad, very very bad
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 12:50,
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With Plastic mans stretching abilities
there was never a dull moment on the Justice League Watchtower
Previously.. www.b3ta.com/board/6467295
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 12:29,
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Previously.. www.b3ta.com/board/6467295
That is all of the lovely!
(shouldn't the rope go over their heads though?)
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 12:33,
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(shouldn't the rope go over their heads though?)
I may have ballsed it up and deleted the source frames.. ssshh...
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 12:34,
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aha!
makes sense, 'cos superheroes are notoriously bad at skipping
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:06,
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Woo!
Is that really The Joker on the wall? Or do supervillains of his stature have animated wanted posters?
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 12:34,
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www.b3ta.com/board/6467849
or, erm, its a lighting effect caused by the large comet approaching in the window
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 12:35,
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or, erm, its a lighting effect caused by the large comet approaching in the window
That'll be...
Wonderwoman, Aquaman? , Superman, Batman, Jonn Jonn'z, and The Green Lantern...
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 12:41,
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I was wondering where the flash had gone
i thought he might be travelling so fast we couldnt see him though...
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 12:54,
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cracking!
I like the throbbing Luthor.
I am bad at skipping. If I skip at the gym, then go for a swim I get funny looks like I am into s&m. Which I am not. But I do quite like getting my belly tickled.
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 13:08,
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I am bad at skipping. If I skip at the gym, then go for a swim I get funny looks like I am into s&m. Which I am not. But I do quite like getting my belly tickled.
Awww...
Thanks hun, I'll have some extra mushroom risotto in your honour.
*snuggles*
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 12:26,
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*snuggles*
That must be some kind of
Jazz reference, or something similarly scary.
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 12:24,
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It's from a Marx brothers film.
(Groucho confuses a guy to get the password to enter a club, it's very funny)
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 12:25,
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Even as I speak,
I hear the sound of my own petard being hoist.
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 12:27,
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Goodness!
That's great*
*in the 'not actually worshipping the creepy ass spider' sense
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 12:20,
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*in the 'not actually worshipping the creepy ass spider' sense
oh lord! that gives me teh tremendous fear!
also, that is somewhat good, that is!
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 12:21,
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
*shudders*
THASS NOT NOICE
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 12:22,
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*shudders*
THASS NOT NOICE
aaaaaaarrrgh!!!!
all my fears confirmed!
/runs for the hills
woo by the way!
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 12:22,
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/runs for the hills
woo by the way!
Wow
You really are rather good!!
This one had barely a getty too :D
*click*
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 12:26,
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This one had barely a getty too :D
*click*
Very good
Im going out now, I expect this to be somewere else when I come back
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 12:28,
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That's great.
And in the 'worshipping the creepy ass spider' sense.
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Fri 27 Oct 2006, 12:52,
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That's fantastic!
I work there: not actually Atomic Energy (our electricity bill is going to be humungous). I'd missed the giant woodlice crawling into the RAL site, have to confess.
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