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Bizarre contender for Christmas Number 1

This was just tipped by Pop Justice as prime contender for Christmas number 1. Little kids getting killed in car accidents is what Christmas is all about right ?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=HePkKAcog7M

(jerome12345, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:41, archived)

actually, yes

it all started when baby Jesus was killed in a car accident on Christmas night

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:42, archived)

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the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:53, archived)

Link?

Or am I going blind?

*wanks less*

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:42, archived)

*is Less*

*smiles*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:44, archived)

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Milkman Dan, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:42, archived)

this makes me smile like a loon

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:43, archived)

it's my official threadwaste hippo

I'm rather fond of it

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Milkman Dan, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:44, archived)

it's most excellent, dude

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:57, archived)

THIS!

(Booga O Valencia!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:44, archived)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:43, archived)

does it matter?

has he murdered someone by posting it there? WILL WE ALL DIE??

*panics*

(DMQOB, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:46, archived)

oh fuck

you're back

;)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:47, archived)

Admit it, you missed me.

No one else has a clue who I am, but you missed me!

(DMQOB, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:48, archived)

have you seen

yeahbutisitart?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:50, archived)

of course.

But I thought I'd pop in here and see my good friend mictoboy.

(DMQOB, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:51, archived)

*blushes*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:52, archived)

Yes.

There's your answer.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:48, archived)

I doubt that,

I doubt that very much.

(DMQOB, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:49, archived)

Well...

www.b3ta.com/board/6476720

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:50, archived)

aaaargh!

time-loop!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:51, archived)

Nooooooooooooo!

www.b3ta.com/board/6476736

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:52, archived)

Oh, yes.

*stalks corridors of office with AK47, spraying hot leaden death into the soft, yielding bodies of co-workers*

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:48, archived)

See?

I was right.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:49, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/6476726

(DMQOB, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:50, archived)

Infinite recursive thread link alert

www.b3ta.com/board/6476730

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:51, archived)

thats shit

I mean, doesnt rhym and rips off an old 50s song.
If this is Christmas No1 I will post a video of me eating my own hair

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SiX and his hat, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:45, archived)

did you make this and are trying to plug it?

either way, wrong board, try the Links one

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:46, archived)

it doesn't matter though, does it?

I mean, it's not the end of the world, and someone might have enjoyed seeing it.

(DMQOB, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:50, archived)

i've tried this

but things have changed here, since you last visited

oh how they've changed

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:52, archived)

I entered a challenge recently,

and got abuse hurled at me for not keeping to the strict limits.

(DMQOB, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:53, archived)

that'll teach you

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:55, archived)

it will indeed.

How's the family? Not seen you in the usual haunts, do you hate us all now?

(DMQOB, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:14, archived)

usual haunts?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:20, archived)

yeahbutisitart

and the replacement orange place.

(DMQOB, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:23, archived)

only found out about yeahbutisitaert a couple of days ago

and know nothing of a replacement orange place

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:28, archived)

It's a work in progress at the moment.

(DMQOB, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:35, archived)

CUNT!

/joining convo at the end blog

*edit*..... *reads rest of thread*
this sudden burst of random vulgarity wasn't as funny as it was 10 minutes ago :-/

(likeajackhammer, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:07, archived)

random vulgarity is never funny

you pustulating cock badger

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:23, archived)

hee hee....

(likeajackhammer, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:30, archived)

no, it doesn't matter at all in the great scheme of things

like it doesn't matter if people shove junk mail through your door or spam in your Inbox or replace your normal tv shows with a pile of old shit.

But by having some rough guidelines we can reduce such things - cool huh!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:10, archived)

or you could just not read it

and let it wash over you, in a chilled styleeeeeee

(DMQOB, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:13, archived)

I'm not going to have an arguement over this

but really, why else is there a "Links board"

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:20, archived)

aw, c'mon, even Rob said it's still OK to post links on the main board.

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- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:28, archived)

I only said it because I thought it was shit and a possible spam

next time I'll just call the poster a c*** like everyone else does, it's clearly the prefered method.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:40, archived)

except

that in this case someone's work gets pushed off the page

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:21, archived)

rules help control the fun!

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gravytrain, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:14, archived)

~~control~~ maintain

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:22, archived)

this is shit

and christmas can kiss my arse.

(i've forgotten, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:07, archived)

I am so glad to finally have this book in my collection.

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Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:34, archived)

Haha!

He's GINGER! Look everyone!

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:35, archived)

'noon sir

Saw the website for Candybox last night. Looks like a scream, I shall have to call by some time.

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:36, archived)

Three things:

Book tickets.
Get there early.
Dress funny.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:41, archived)

*dress funny*....?

But I couldn't possibly........

:-)

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:42, archived)

He wishes....

That photo reminds me of someone non-roblike....

*thinks*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:35, archived)

*plinks*

;)

Edit: Having an Alka-Seltzer moment.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:37, archived)

*sinks*

(blub)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:38, archived)

*Offers Life-Vest*

C'mon, reach for it....!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:39, archived)

*REACH*

For the stars....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:44, archived)

*S Club 7s*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:47, archived)

'noon, Cap'n!

*hugs tightly*

Are you perchance thinking of a certain Mr Mustaine?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:39, archived)

hello me

meet the real me
and my amazing bearded wife

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:40, archived)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:41, archived)

Sweating Bullets is the only Megadeth song I really know well

But then I don't really like them.

In other news the new Deftones album is stonking.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:46, archived)

TBH

that's something a mate used to sing
i don't know any megadeth, and i don't know the real words

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:46, archived)

Hello me it's me again

somethingsomethingsomething

That's the only line I know.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:47, archived)

HA, no

but yes though

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:43, archived)

hahaha

lully

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Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:37, archived)

that looks like a fag packet with health warnings

which is probably about right

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Milkman Dan, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:38, archived)

Warning:

The B3ta web site may screw with your mind!

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Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:39, archived)

that's what I thought

smoking will make you screw like a virgin

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:40, archived)

fantastic

*buys pipe*

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Milkman Dan, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:42, archived)

hahaha

Is this Glass cock ?

www.theregister.co.uk/2006/10/30/b3ta_sees_off_virgin/

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:42, archived)

well, the link is purple to me

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:43, archived)

ah ok.

At work so i cant spend all day on here.

*sits quietly in the corner again*

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:44, archived)

It's true -- we were being used -- I read it on teh interwebs

commercial-archive.com/133747.php

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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:47, archived)

Hurrah!

Nice shoppage, sir... *click*

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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:44, archived)

Chewie loved visiting the Ewoks

This is just an excuse to post this link: www.buystarwarscostumes.com/chewbacca.html
It's a perfect replica of the Chewie outfit used in the film.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:33, archived)

hahahaha

shurely cardinal sin though!!

w/y

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Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:34, archived)

and hehehehehe to the link

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:35, archived)

arf!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:41, archived)

heh

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:44, archived)

any excuse...

looks like Pat Butcher to me.

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:46, archived)

*claps*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:49, archived)

did anyone see that pregram about guys who like hairy women?

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Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:49, archived)

i don't think i've ever seen a 'pregram'

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:58, archived)

Eugh!

That poor little Ewok... I bet it coughs up hair balls ;(

Edit: Haha just looked at that link!

(irMrk, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:35, archived)

shouldn't have put them in its mouth then

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:36, archived)

Mu-haha

Should of predicted a response like that ;)

(irMrk, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:37, archived)

that must be one of the worst experiences available to man

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Milkman Dan, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:36, archived)

(UTB, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:39, archived)

haha

that got a laugh

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Milkman Dan, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:45, archived)

Haha I still love that

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:01, archived)

HAHAHA

That's the best costume I've ever seen

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:41, archived)

good lord

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new_matt, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:43, archived)

hehehehehe

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:46, archived)

chewie has the worst comstume replicas ever

that's how i found this chap

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:47, archived)

yay!

www.buystarwarscostumes.com/pet_dog_yoda.html

that dog seems familiar...

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Mr. Johnson, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:47, archived)

haha

i like the shitness of the r2d2 one too

www.buystarwarscostumes.com/child_r2d2.html

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:48, archived)

Pffft!

I want one of those hats though!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:45, archived)

Stupid birds...

...easily distracted, but with remarkable recuperative powers.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:23, archived)

hahahahaha

Fecking marvelous.

That just about summs up my Sunday

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:24, archived)

hahaha!

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mugatu, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:24, archived)

Like a pheasant from the flames.

woo

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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:24, archived)

Hahaha, woo.

I love the regeneration of the head.

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jme, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:25, archived)

That's a Yorkshire pheasant, that is.

Stood on his rock going 'TAKE THE BLEEDIN PHOTO, AH'VE GOT WANDRIN TO BE GETTIN ON Wi', YE DAFT BASTARD'

That's what they sound like, it's true.

(can a b3tan do me an uploady favour?)

and hello to all!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:25, archived)

What sort of favour, Cap'n?

Does it involve "intimate massage"?

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:27, archived)

Na, me texting a photo so someone

who could possibly give it to the internets.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:27, archived)

imageshack

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:29, archived)

Who-ey what?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:29, archived)

CYI

(myspace)

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:29, archived)

:-(

Nobody's making any sense. You can text photos to myspace?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:33, archived)

oh i see

you can't get your photo off your phone ont oa computer first?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:34, archived)

No lead. Plus I've got no internets at home.

:-( I am a bear of very little web goodery.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:34, archived)

bugger

i can't help, sorry

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:38, archived)

Have you seen Cw about?

She might trust me enough to give me her number...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:45, archived)

Nono...

..."Check Your (myspace) Inbox"... tchoh, wimmins.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:34, archived)

Pffft, I know nothing of these anacronyms or whatever they're called.

Acronyms? Anacronyms? Moomins?

Oh, I know what you mean. The invitayshun? I'm thinking of something to say back. Where's Coventry?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:36, archived)

Keep up!

Come along, Toby!

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:40, archived)

:-(

What?!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:44, archived)

what's the favour?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:27, archived)

*gently places an index finger on micto's chin and points his head up a bit*

:-)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:28, archived)

*stares at nipples*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:30, archived)

That's what they're there for.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:34, archived)

ning!

I'm always suspicious of people who ask for favours without letting on exactly what they are in advance...

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Milkman Dan, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:27, archived)

But I'm a girl

I'm not suspicious. And if I am it's in the 'kinky spy' sort of way.

you know, small gun in the garter....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:29, archived)

'Can you do me a favour?'

'Of course'
'I need you to fight a dragon using only a cocktail stick'

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Milkman Dan, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:29, archived)

i once had a girl i really fancied, ask me a favour

which basically amounted to 'please let me put my name next to yours on that bit of university coursework you've just spent ages on, as i haven't done mine'

it didn't happen

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:31, archived)

I've got your uploady favour

right fookin' ere!

what do you need?

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:31, archived)

I need to text a photo to someone and getthem to upload it

As I don't have a leady type thing or the internets at home yet.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:33, archived)

that's great

and I want that glove puppet

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Milkman Dan, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:25, archived)

I'm not a pheasant plucker

I'm a pheasant pluckers son
I'm only plucking pheasants
'Till the pheasant plucker comes

(repeat quickly/inebriated/fingers pulling mouth corners out)

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:25, archived)

Come to my estate and let's shoot some pheasants...

Brilliant! Woo, yay and hoopla.

(A! The Crunchy Tube, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:27, archived)

Super!

*polishes Purdeys*

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:27, archived)

Don't, I'll

get Jeeves to do it.

God I want a butler.

(A! The Crunchy Tube, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:30, archived)

Good butlers are hard to find.

A naughty one is harder.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:31, archived)

Zees eez funny

and now i'm off to do some work

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:28, archived)

Pun teim

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Infidel , shit and wrong, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:07, archived)

*reads*

*re-reads*
*reads again*

nope, not quite getting it, sorry

'how much is it then?'

*sharpens killing knife*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:09, archived)

the cad has found himself

propositioning the lady

"how much is it"

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:09, archived)

just got it

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:11, archived)

try reading it out loud

while affecting a posh accent.

*pfffts*

(Booga O Valencia!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:11, archived)

You found your killing knife, then. Where was it?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:12, archived)

the dog had it

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:13, archived)

Oh dear. How many people had it managed to kill?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:16, archived)

just the wife

no-one important ;)

that's my story and i'm sticking to it, officer

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:17, archived)

clever doggy

did you give it a bone? (now the wifes gone, lonely winter nights... hehehe)

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Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:20, archived)

YOU'RE SICK

SICK I SAY

maybe

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:22, archived)

well you are naughty

but i like you!

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Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:31, archived)

a tad laboured perhaps

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:09, archived)

Only

a tad? You're too kind. On reflection it was barely worth posting.

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Infidel , shit and wrong, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:12, archived)

davew27

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:18, archived)

Ouch.

*click*

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:09, archived)

Oof!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:10, archived)

ooof

*groan*

and she has an arm like martina navratilova :¬D

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:11, archived)

Is she half-dalek?

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:11, archived)

ouch

names not to be called

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Milkman Dan, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:12, archived)

Arf!

That's strine isn't it?

edit: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strine

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PastorSauce : easy on the anchovies..., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:12, archived)

tray bee twat?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:13, archived)

Tray bee cunt.

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PastorSauce : easy on the anchovies..., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:15, archived)

Laptop Bumble Hag

surely?

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Infidel , shit and wrong, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:15, archived)

Laptop Bumble Hag

surely one of the finest gospel singers to come out of Louisiana in the last 100 years

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Milkman Dan, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:17, archived)

With a five octave range

and a knickergusset the size of four football pitches...

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PastorSauce : easy on the anchovies..., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:18, archived)

I thought

Platter apis mellifera bulldog-licking-piss-off-a-nettle

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:18, archived)

Your French accent

is as bad as my posh Engerlish.

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Infidel , shit and wrong, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:20, archived)

May be an sewer!

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PastorSauce : easy on the anchovies..., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:21, archived)

ah oui

c'est formidable!

(Drumjunkie13 dosen't exist, especially at, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:35, archived)

had to randomly read in a Kenneth Williams voice to get that!

but hooray for the old days!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:13, archived)

i think your pun is broken

...

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MrHaze likes to poo, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:20, archived)

Nah

s'there alright.

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Infidel , shit and wrong, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:30, archived)

Did an English one as well!

Did a colour version too:

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Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:07, archived)

did this really need it's own thread?

wouldn't it have been better as a reply to your original posts?

hmmm?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:07, archived)

agreed

but you can redeem yourself by making a dutch one

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:10, archived)

do you want me to delete the thread, and move it into my other thread now?

cause I will if you want? But I though the english people would think that the english flag deserved it's own thread!

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Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:10, archived)

i'd move it, but that's me

you can always use the 'i won't make the same mistake next time' tack

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:12, archived)

fair enough

here is my next icon then, and not in it's own thread:

Floppy Disk:

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Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:16, archived)

compo the fucker! :)

is ace

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:17, archived)

haha

www.b3ta.com/board/6476566

spooky

(

mugatu, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:17, archived)

cool!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:13, archived)

grumpy.

(DMQOB, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:45, archived)

do a nazi one

...

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Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:12, archived)

Was just making one...

Edit: D'oh, transparent background borked... one sec .

Edit 2: Fixed, yay!

(irMrk, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:14, archived)

have a spinner

(

awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:28, archived)

hahaha

heil!

get back to the links board you slag!! ;)

(

Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:34, archived)

heh

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:14, archived)

have a floppy

(

mugatu, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:16, archived)

how interesting

floppy disc mindpiss

(

Milkman Dan, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:18, archived)

tanfastic

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:19, archived)

this is a very good one

and I want it to be my icon

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:53, archived)

My First Icon challenge entry: Scottish Flag

Did a colour version too:

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Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:06, archived)

woo!

but needs more Welsh

(

Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:07, archived)

this^

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:09, archived)

I am not brave enough to attempt a welsh one

sorry!

(

Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:10, archived)

At the request of In Vino Veritas:

Something with Weetabix eyebrows.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:03, archived)

Haha

I love his arms :) Yay!

(irMrk, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:04, archived)

arf!

ma SPOON is too big!

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:04, archived)

Are angry ticks firing out of your nipples?

Just checking, like.

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:12, archived)

it has been known

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:13, archived)

MAAOOOOOOOooooooooooooo!

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:19, archived)

my ANUS is bleeding!

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! MY ANUS IS BLEEEDING

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:24, archived)

ok ok, i'll stop bumming you now

*withdraws*

(

Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:08, archived)

Hahaha

but how does he scratch his nose?

(

Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:04, archived)

alaska

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:06, archived)

Shark infested custard!

(

Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:08, archived)

awful!

(

Milkman Dan, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:19, archived)

*blaaaart*

is the noise it would make when it's angry and/or disrupted whilst watching Deal or No Deal

(

The Neville What what what, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:04, archived)

It doesn't like that show.....

....it tips the TV on its back and sh*ts on Noel's face.

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:06, archived)

It should

like it. Everyone should like it

Even though it makes no sense and is the televisual equivalent of industrial by-product

(

The Neville What what what, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:07, archived)

Phew. I thought I was the only person who did that

(

mozza, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:08, archived)

No, i think it's most of the population

(

Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:12, archived)

hahahahaha

if only for real..

(

Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:13, archived)

smashing!

now draw some bruce campbell :)

(

Mr. Johnson, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:05, archived)

Art's

Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Grandfather?

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:05, archived)

haha

it looks easily confused
woo

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:05, archived)

brilliant!

he looks ace! :D

(

bruised_blood has no bruises, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:07, archived)

woo!

did he have croissants an jam for breakfast too?

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:08, archived)

No.

He had a yoghurt.

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:10, archived)

hahaha

my friend is known as 'weetabix man' because he breaks bones so frequently

(

Milkman Dan, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:10, archived)

Yay!

*dances* Hooray!

That makes me happy, even though I have to go to Morrisons!

(

in vino veritas, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:12, archived)

IDQKWTMOT

(

teedyay, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:19, archived)

heh

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:22, archived)

IDDQD

IDKFA
IDCLIP

(

mugatu, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:24, archived)

IDBEHOLDA

(

Milkman Dan, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:29, archived)

Can someone get alan turing on the phone please?

(

Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:37, archived)

Awesome as ever

And how are you today JJ?

(

Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:22, archived)

Sleepy.

I don’t like daylight saving……

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:24, archived)

Apparently...

...they are used during the mating season for butting rival males.

Haha. Butting.

(

Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:24, archived)

Sorry I missed you on Saturday.

What time did you get to the Golden Cross?

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:26, archived)

the gang were practically all in when I got there at 19:55

pics on the communcal b3ta bash flickr site. Shame you couldn't make it in the end. Ah well.

(

Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:38, archived)

I was there.

I just left 20 minutes before everyone else turned up, by the sounds of it.

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:52, archived)

bad luck that chap.

maybe next time eh?

(

Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:01, archived)

not quite right... never mind

(

bruised_blood has no bruises, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:02, archived)

i thought that the columbine kids were gay

/watched 'elephant' and got confused blog

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:04, archived)

The clips of him getting it on made me laugh

then it occured to me how much themain character looks like Wayne Rooney and I felt physically sick.

For those with no idea what this is about................... www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrsH1F4RLGI

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:05, archived)

God almighty

can you imagine that Father? Can you picture it there Father? Oh get a good mental picture of it. Can you see him there? Ready to do the business?

/Mrs. Doyle blog

(

The Neville What what what, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:06, archived)

sharp

your stuff is always excellent

(

Milkman Dan, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:10, archived)

thank you!

I don't really like the drawings on this one, 5 panellers are always more of a squeeze, and things suffer a bit too much...

hopefully tomorrow's will be better... :)

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bruised_blood has no bruises, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:15, archived)

Top.

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:16, archived)

shut it you ballbag

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:00, archived)

euuurgh!

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:00, archived)

Blegh!

Bleuch!
Euuurgh!
Gaaah!
etc...

(

Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:01, archived)

That just looks wrong

so wrong

(

The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:01, archived)

eeuuuwww...

what the hell is in there?
i just remembered i used to have one of those, long ago
...and then i gave it to some fat chick.

(

Mr. Johnson, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:01, archived)

yay

for haloween tat!

(

monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:01, archived)

exactly

it's ace!

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:02, archived)

last saturday we had a haloween party

decked the house out in tescos finest haloween rubbish, and what i can remember of the party was great.

(

monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:04, archived)

what on earth is that inside?

eeewww

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:02, archived)

its a squishy ball filled with red liquid and rubbery skulls

that when you squeeze goes from misty to transparent

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:07, archived)

cool

now i want one to go with all my other tat :¬D

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:15, archived)

pain!

what's going on there?

(

Milkman Dan, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:02, archived)

What the shuddering fuck...?

(

in vino veritas, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:02, archived)

looks like my hemorrhoid

(Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah*, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:04, archived)

'noon you!

*hugs*

(

mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:04, archived)

KEVIN! YAY!

*huggles to bits*

(

in vino veritas, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:15, archived)

*boaks*

(Booga O Valencia!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:02, archived)

Hehe

Have you been buying toys again? :D

(irMrk, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:03, archived)

oo weird

squishy

(

mutated monty, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:03, archived)

i got some juggling boobies for christmas once

there were two of them,
which, while technically correct, is utterly pointless for juggling

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:05, archived)

Someone bought my dad a pair of those...

I questioned why there was only two as well... ;P It's like a trick question with bags of fun!

(irMrk, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:07, archived)

My mum bought me a 3-set of 'em for Christmas

and people wonder why I'm alone...

... who needs a relationship when you have jugglable boobs?

(

friendlyfire, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:15, archived)

3 in mine too

(Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah*, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:17, archived)

is that

a trapped Bagpuss?

(

mozza, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:05, archived)

*sits upright*

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:07, archived)

Beep beep

(

Ian Woosnam, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:55, archived)

pffft!

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:55, archived)

Ha!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:55, archived)

I'm thankful for that

thanks

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:56, archived)

hahahaha

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:56, archived)

i wish i had mirrors like that.

(

Mr. Johnson, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:56, archived)

hahahaha

woo

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:56, archived)

Haha

I have this same problem

(

Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:57, archived)

haha!

I want one!

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:57, archived)

haha

*looks over shoulder*
*crashes*

(

Milkman Dan, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:57, archived)

pfft

(

monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:59, archived)

Pfft

Hatstand!

(Booga O Valencia!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:00, archived)

So true!

(

in vino veritas, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:01, archived)

Thing of beauty

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:06, archived)

(

Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:21, archived)

hurrah

well, just that really

(

FatherJack /me belms, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:35, archived)

heh

lol!

(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:01, archived)

'noon

(

Kuroi Kyo Still here after all this time., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:54, archived)

erm.....

actually, no

RIS?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:55, archived)

for all x in C

there exists a y in RI (dont have backword keys on keboard....)

(

Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:58, archived)

Quick 'Say what you see' before lunchy-nosho-time

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:48, archived)

Vole in the Wall?

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:49, archived)

Ooooooooooo...

So close....

might have to give you that.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:50, archived)

China Vole?

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:54, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/6476419

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:56, archived)

curses

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:02, archived)

giant hamster at the greatwall of china

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:49, archived)

Now, hold on.

You're really not trying, are you?

;)

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:50, archived)

the great vole of china

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:52, archived)

Yeah!

We have a winnar!!!!

I'll buy you a extra big cornish pasty for that.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:54, archived)

i cheated and put two bits of different answers together.

i shall share it with others.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:58, archived)

Well done sonofodin

:op

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:57, archived)

the great wall of echidna?

(

Milkman Dan, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:50, archived)

Ahhhhhh,

again, so close.

Edit: between youself and Chenobble, you've got it.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:51, archived)

another brick in the vole?

(

Milkman Dan, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:55, archived)

The Great

guinea pig of China?

(

F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:51, archived)

"fucking big scary rodent"?

(

Reckless_Rik, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:51, archived)

Well, this is also true

and bloody funny.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:52, archived)

the great wall of capabara?

(

Milkman Dan, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:52, archived)

'seams ahoy'?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:52, archived)

hehehe

thanks, guv.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:52, archived)

yarrr!

time to set sail for the Seven Seams, m'hearties.

(

mozza, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:53, archived)

Mouse-Tse Tung?

(

Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:52, archived)

For sheer Brass Neck

this gets 5 points (pints, surely?)

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:53, archived)

Huzzah!

(

Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:57, archived)

is this like a rorshas* ??

two lesbians covered in cream and jam frollicking with a collie...

* thats a fucker to spell

(

Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:53, archived)

rorschach test

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:54, archived)

that's what i see too

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:55, archived)

CHODE! woo!

hiya waspy!

/gets back to work

(

Reckless_Rik, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:56, archived)

RIKKY!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:56, archived)

That wall can never contain mountainous rodents that big

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:53, archived)

Vole in the the great wall of echidna

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:54, archived)

All your hamsters

Are belong to us!!

(Elnicko Nearly pub O'Clock, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:54, archived)

Well, apart from the one

I hid in my trousers....

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:56, archived)

great vole.

(

Mr. Johnson, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:54, archived)

In-shrew-ated wall?

I'm clutching.

(

Curis, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:56, archived)

I know...

Could you stop, please, I'm trying to sit down.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:57, archived)

very...

(

Kuroi Kyo Still here after all this time., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:47, archived)

eh?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:48, archived)

for everthing else theres bastardcard.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:49, archived)

Excellent!

*after stops stratching head trying to work it out*

*clicks*

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:49, archived)

it's a rather sore titwank, isn't it?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:50, archived)

I think you've struck comedy gold

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:55, archived)

I couldn't resist joining, sadly I missed the competition

Before....

After...

The cards that make them say 'YES!"

(

pfft

If only...

I suspect, however, they were more swayed by the big aeroplane in the first picture than by his fancy-ass plastic...

(

The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:37, archived)

or his fancy plastic ass

/Fuengirola holiday blog

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:41, archived)

the one on the left

would!

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:38, archived)

Is that the upper picture, or the lower?

(

The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:39, archived)

Haha!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:41, archived)

lower

very much the lower

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:41, archived)

So not even that amount of cash

would make you do the hibbedy dibbedy with Mr Branston's amazing Pickle?

(

The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:42, archived)

erm

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:42, archived)

you considered it

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:44, archived)

hey

everyone has a price

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:44, archived)

reminds me of Samantha Morton on Parkinson or summat

talking about her role as a whore
"Two pound fifty fer a wank"

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:46, archived)

mongy told me it was 20 quid

meh

(

Reckless_Rik, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:47, archived)

you was robbed!

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:48, archived)

Mongy's worth the other £17.50

imo

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:50, archived)

he`s lost a load of weight

looks... sexy hot superhappyfuntime

(

Reckless_Rik, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:51, archived)

fin??? PHWOARR!

/Clownfish mode

/bastardo! What you doing round here in the day? No work?

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:52, archived)

no work?

I`ve had the morning from hell doing the website upgrade, and thought I`d pop on, with all the good publicity b3ta`s getting in the "nu media"

better get back to it :(

l8rz d00d! LOLLERCOPTER!

(

Reckless_Rik, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:55, archived)

the one on the right

did.

it's all down her chin

*edit, I thought that was a trick of the light, you've added that far too well haven't you?!

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:44, archived)

pffft! ^this!

(

Mr. Johnson, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:45, archived)

and is that a real pearl necklace on t'other one?

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:51, archived)

The jizz

on her chin looks very realistic. Nice work! Haha!

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:41, archived)

^^ this

hahaha woo .. more of this sort of thing

(

Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:45, archived)

haha!

looks like b3ta`s got some good publicity out of it too

"b3ta`s Rob Manuel in Branson paternity suit"

(

Reckless_Rik, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:46, archived)

with Ginger Noel Edmonds offspring

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:48, archived)

he`ll probably write to Blair and demand that b3ta be taken off the internet

down with these subversive types

(

Reckless_Rik, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:50, archived)

Hello bloke =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:52, archived)

subversive types...coming from you.....

pot... kettle... black ;-)

and 'noon

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:52, archived)

hehe

(

Milkman Dan, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:49, archived)

Clicky for bigger!

Archive - Trouble Down Pit badges!

(

Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:26, archived)

pfft!

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:26, archived)

Hahaha!

(

Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:28, archived)

hahahaha

how big? wow!! kewl!

doesn't orchid mean testicle?

(

Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:28, archived)

If you testicles that look like orchids then I suggest seeing a doctor;

however, if you are actually a flower then you are probably fine.

(

Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:30, archived)

Fear my massive stamen!

(

Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:33, archived)

i am an english rose

lol...

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Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:33, archived)

Avast's right ashally

www.wordquests.info/cgi/ice2-for.cgi?file=/hsphere/local/home/scribejo/wordquests.info/htm/L-Gk-orchid-A-Z.htm&HIGHLIGHT=ayto

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in vino veritas, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:34, archived)

What a load of

ballocks.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:41, archived)

wow

i actually know some fact!! how did that get into brain? is engorged with interweb stuph nowadays

/not the only thing thats engorged fnar fnar blog

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Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:57, archived)

Note to self

Do not google image search "orchidectomy"

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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:35, archived)

every time i scroll past this post

i am tempted

but i'm at work (perhaps luckily)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:44, archived)

Done...

Dont. have put link to more genral info on links page.. Just dont image search...

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Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:30, archived)

Why. Why.

I always do this, and always regret it.

(mungo_spanner, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 20:09, archived)

Indeed

Go watch Adaptation.

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:39, archived)

awful film

worst film i can ever remember seeing. worse than phantom menace even.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:49, archived)

blimeh

i enjoyed it
(adaptation that is, not phantom menace)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:51, archived)

complaining that the film you are making is shit on screen.

does not excuse the fact.

terrible navel gazing self endulgent wank.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:53, archived)

well yes

but that's what i liked about it
the writer went nutso
so they made the film anyway
it's more about the the writer's descent than anything else
so it becomes engrossing for that

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:00, archived)

TRIFFIC!!

:P

I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!!
thanks to Robtoo and his amazing swear filter!!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:29, archived)

yay! have a zombie to celebrate

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:30, archived)

he's bloody half eaten!!

*orders a fresh one*

:P

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:32, archived)

*bums*

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mugatu, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:30, archived)

yay!

*bums*

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:34, archived)

*daisychains*

Yee-hah!

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:37, archived)

riiiiiiiiiiiiide 'em cowboy!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:50, archived)

the swear filter is great isn't it :)

i can now say
cunt cunty
fuck wank
twat
minge
arse
cock prick
bastard

and all i get is:
~naughty~ ~naughty~
~naughty~ ~naughty~
twat
minge
~naughty~
cock prick
~naughty~
~naughty~

hmmmm :)
shit

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:32, archived)

gah!

it let the c0ck word through

the web marshall gives me 10 points to play with
some rude words are counted as two points though!
although words such as breast, if followed by the words
cancer or anatomy count as -1 point!

woo!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:34, archived)

heh

gaz me a link to the docs?

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robtoo is all out of gum, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:35, archived)

the marshall ones?

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:37, archived)

yup

(if you can, anyway)

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robtoo is all out of gum, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:50, archived)

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:02, archived)

*sharpens*

oh, so that's who you work for.

(And cheers - didn't realise it was the porn rule that was catching us...)

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robtoo is all out of gum, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:05, archived)

breast cancer

breast cancer
breast cancer
breast cancer
breast cancer
breast cancer
breast cancer
breast cancer

that should help a bit then

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:36, archived)

Haha

Bollock Cancer
Bollock Cancer
Bollock Cancer
Bollock Cancer
Bollock Cancer
Bollock Cancer
Bollock Cancer

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:40, archived)

he should change his board sig

to breast cancer anatomy

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robtoo is all out of gum, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:40, archived)

hehehe

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:42, archived)

Excellent

How does it cranberry exactly? Does it watermelon like the old one?

If so you'd better happy baby orangutan it doesn't malfunction or b3ta would make no sense at all!

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:32, archived)

see up there^

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:33, archived)

darn, that spoils my rather lame joke then

*sulks*

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:34, archived)

cranberry and watermelon you too, mofo!!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:36, archived)

*Waves Fist*

*Twirls Moustache*

I'll get you next time, Ironman!

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:40, archived)

Hello

Are you pleased to be back?

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in vino veritas, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:38, archived)

YES!

for a moment i thought i'd have to resign!
life without B3ta just isn't worth living :)

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:42, archived)

Hurrah!

We'll have to mind our language, again.

Perhaps we should change. Anyone know the appropriate rude words in, say, Swahili?

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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:43, archived)

Puki

(See you next Tuesday) and puki mak (no direct translation into English) are about as rude ad you can get in Malay.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:50, archived)

I only know one word in Swahili

which is, unsurprisingly, 'Mata'. It apparently means 'the tightest strung bow', which is a euphemism for the most dangerous weapon possible!

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:53, archived)

explain to me what is occurring here...?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:52, archived)

Some bastard wankshaft

has installed a fucking shitty swear-word counter that fucking stops any bastard website downloading if the fucker contains too many cunting obscenities, at his place of ~~work~~ browsing B3ta.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:58, archived)

bunch of fucking cocks!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:00, archived)

hahaha

I would have thought the walking would give them away

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:31, archived)

Nah, it's the first rule of disguise: walk everywhere

triffids were only rumbled because they took up jogging after eating too many eyeballs. They're very fattening, you know.

EDIT: a bit of FSM for you.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:34, archived)

'Cause Orchids don't wear sweatbands

(They're too fashion-conscious)

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:35, archived)

hahaha

that's great!

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:51, archived)

Yay!

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:32, archived)

haha

(dognutz, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:36, archived)

Arf!

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:39, archived)

pffft!

Am loving the Wyndham humour, just started reading "The Kraken Wakes".

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:40, archived)

Ooh

Not read that for *ages*. It's good.

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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:03, archived)

hahaha

fantastic

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Milkman Dan, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:51, archived)

This was a bleak episode

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mozza, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:26, archived)

hehe

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:26, archived)

pfft

hahaha

they only ever made 6 episodes

blah blah blah

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:27, archived)

according to those fine people at Play.

www.play.com/DVD/DVD/4-/702281/Mr_Benn_The_Complete_Series/Product.html

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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:28, archived)

does that include the new episode

the made a year or so ago?

*edit - why yes it does!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:31, archived)

Hurrah!

All this for only six of your earth pounds. Bargain.

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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:32, archived)

plus, 2000 A.D. once did a fantastic one

where he donned a Mega-City Judge's uniform, went through the door, and promptly got murdered.

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friendlyfire, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:22, archived)

haha

That and Bagpuss rocked my world.

/when i was younger

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:28, archived)

I bought the

DVD set about 3 years ago for my daughters.

I think it's about the only programme I remember from childhood that didn't disappoint me at all when I saw it years later as an adult.

The stories are brilliant, the folky songs ace, and the bit when it says "but Emily still loved him" made me want to cry.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:47, archived)

Sandra Kerr (female folk singer on Bagpuss and voice of Madeleine the Rag Doll) did a lecture on Folk Music that you can download here. It's skilliant.

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mozza, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:51, archived)

Hahaha! Superb.

(WiggZ, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:30, archived)

haha

grrrrrreat

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:43, archived)

Now he has a friend...

(Booga O Valencia!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:25, archived)

Thats great.

Pants on the outside... Check !

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:26, archived)

A true giveaway

for superheroes!

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:27, archived)

Plus,

They're stackable!

(Booga O Valencia!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:28, archived)

Convenient,

since many superheroes sleep in cupboards.

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:34, archived)

Yay! I love these cubes.

Are you going to be making a cube-shaped Universal Monster for tomorrow's draw-off?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:31, archived)

I already done

www.b3ta.com/board/6472153

(Booga O Valencia!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:01, archived)

Ha! Good stuff =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:07, archived)

well, I had some yesterday.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:22, archived)

yay and pfft

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:26, archived)

they look very vigilant

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:28, archived)

Probably had never seen a massive

lens stuck in their respective faces before.
Bigger here

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:31, archived)

noice!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:31, archived)

hehehe

*dies*

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Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:29, archived)

Yay!

Mycology, probably my favourite 'ology'. Fun for all.

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Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:29, archived)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:17, archived)

hehehe

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:18, archived)

Aw, she's so cute.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:19, archived)

you like em simple

dontcha?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:19, archived)

If I can't run rings round them...

...how would I ever get any exercise?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:20, archived)

Date a dangerously obese person and give them a

piggy back

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:22, archived)

Pfft!

Simple hardly means unenthusiastic!

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:25, archived)

Heh

that last frame, Arts' eyebrows look like shades.

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:19, archived)

that's what mrs. johnson always does...

woo!

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Mr. Johnson, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:19, archived)

yesterday i read

nearly all of the episodes of sequential art. they are fantastic. thank you jollyjack, for improving my yesterday. today i will read the rest.

(kidb Not any more, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:21, archived)

I did that at the weekend

Ace from start to finish
Afterwards I got some paper and pencils
After that I cursed my inability to draw

Top stuff JollyJack, made me green with envy!

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Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:57, archived)

hahahaha

fabulous

sexy fixing things

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Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:21, archived)

Reminds me of that purple beer fan.

Top work, sir!

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:23, archived)

More colourage

Again, clicky for biggery

(stunt_penguin | missed his b3ta birthday :'(, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:24, archived)

Ooooo

nice style

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:28, archived)

*whistles 'dana's theme' from ghostbusters

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:29, archived)

WHO YOU GONNA CALL?

He Man!

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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:30, archived)

mmmm.....Dana......

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:38, archived)

No. Bad Jack.

She's a bloody awful cellist, for a start.

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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:39, archived)

But she growls and floats.....

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:44, archived)

Ooh

that's good colourage by the stunt_penguin.

Woo to you. And woo to Jolly Jack for the original.

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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:29, archived)

hahaha

lovely

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:25, archived)

arf!

^standard reaction

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:31, archived)

terrific

always look forward to SA on the board

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Milkman Dan, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 13:57, archived)

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