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Joliet, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:25, archived)

hehe

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:26, archived)

it's called "Web 2.0"

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:39, archived)

makes you wonder who was standing by to take the photo...

(Tyraen, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:23, archived)

Fake!

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:24, archived)

i like that

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:24, archived)

Hello sexy

(Pachey, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:30, archived)

i LOVE this

on several levels

(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:25, archived)

alarming

(Tyraen, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:26, archived)

I see what you did there

now draw "excuse me, wtf ru doin?"

no, no actually draw "I has a bucket"

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:26, archived)

alrighty then

i'll give it ago

(Tyraen, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:28, archived)

I love this...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:28, archived)

haha awwww!

"no bwidge! not weel!"

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:30, archived)

quick everyone

click i-like-this and get a bonus cat picture in a bit :D

(Tyraen, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:36, archived)

yey

(ntmb, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:22, archived)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:23, archived)

^this

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:23, archived)

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mongychops, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:24, archived)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:24, archived)

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mongychops, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:25, archived)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:31, archived)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:31, archived)

chevron much?

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:33, archived)

don't mind if I do

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:35, archived)

cheers!

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:37, archived)

Team Chevron is back?!

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:38, archived)

Goin' that way

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Tikoloshe, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:43, archived)

mwhaha

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:39, archived)

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:36, archived)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:32, archived)

Heheh, points for quo

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:23, archived)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:25, archived)

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:27, archived)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:32, archived)

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:36, archived)

blank field

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:40, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:25, archived)

hahahahahahaha

but im reading into this from a local viewpoint!
Woo for their uncanny ability to be at the forefront of ALL disasters!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:27, archived)

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harryfreeze Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:29, archived)

Haha!

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teedyay, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:30, archived)

pffffft!

"warning: Quo ahead"

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:33, archived)

brilliant!

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2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:34, archived)

genius

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:37, archived)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:31, archived)

quontas?

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:54, archived)

free energy

(ntmb, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:12, archived)

*kills and patents*

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:13, archived)

'Hello, is that ACME?

I'd like 20 kilos of broken glass, please. Do you deliver?'

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:13, archived)

nope

just chicken and fish

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:15, archived)

Pfft

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:16, archived)

haha

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:18, archived)

gotta get me some of that

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:13, archived)

Nice!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:19, archived)

yay!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:21, archived)

WOO!

meep meep

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:22, archived)

MEEP MEEP!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:25, archived)

MEEP MEEP

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:27, archived)

Sing along! :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:29, archived)

ive not seen this before

briliiant - WOO!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:31, archived)

yay!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:33, archived)

hahaha

dead end, dead end
dead end dead end dead end
dead end, dead ennnnnnnnnnd, deadenddeadenddead....

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:36, archived)

now that's clever

you clever sausage you.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:44, archived)

MEEP MEEP!

woo!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:21, archived)

Yes

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Pippa off home and away Misses Smoking, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:01, archived)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:03, archived)

quo?

(likeajackhammer, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:04, archived)

que?

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:08, archived)

Quiche?

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:09, archived)

man flan?

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:10, archived)

Is that a plan?

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:11, archived)

RAMADAN

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:26, archived)

RAMALANADINGDONG

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:26, archived)

oooooh

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:28, archived)

HEY!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:29, archived)

'ows yur farthur

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:29, archived)

he's not so good actually

so don't make any jokes

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:38, archived)

I'm sorry to hear that,

I hope he makes a full recovery...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:38, archived)

thanks... we're having a whip round actually to get him a card and things

he said he doesn't want anything but we thought it would be good to give some money to charity instead

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:40, archived)

yeah - that's a great idea, I'd love to

how much are people putting in...?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:40, archived)

everyone's been really generous actually....

about £50 is the average... but you don't have to give as much as that... although some old lady in the ward gave all of her pension money for the week. But whatever you can manage is good.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:42, archived)

£50?

yeah - right - no - that's what I was thinking anway ... erm ... here, £50, I hope it erm... you know, helps and things

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:43, archived)

thanks, it's really appreciated

PSYCHE!

*runs away*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:43, archived)

*pulls gun from holster*

/*slow motion*/ Ssscccchhhhhhtttttoooooooopppppppp!

/*High speed up Keystone Cops chase music*/
*chases a-la Benny Hill*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:51, archived)

*catches suit on corner of scaffolding, ripping it away to reveal stockings and sexah pance*

*runs*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:53, archived)

*boomarks thread*

you sir, are a silly.

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:56, archived)

maybe

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:04, archived)

I love you

correct answer

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:05, archived)

"i love you"?

is that a rare version i've not heard?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:11, archived)

je ne sais quo.

dit: is that a giant dinosaur?

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Your watch is BACK, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:04, archived)

It looks a little bit like a giant skeletal cyberman

Lying on its back.

[edit] I don't mean cyberman, I mean him off Star Wars.

(Pachey, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:10, archived)

C3PO, or Vader....

Or jar jar

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:14, archived)

The annoying metal bloke robot thing

Blimey, I can't remember anything today.

(Pachey, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:16, archived)

Robot... Obi wan, with his acting...

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:17, archived)

i thought it was a horrific accident and a place of misery, hopelessness, pain, despair, destruction and sadness

then i saw teh quo and i guess it must be funny!

lol, teh quo.

lol

quo.

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fross Read your email on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:06, archived)

I fucking hate the quo as a meme, worst excuse for a meme pic ever

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:10, archived)

^this

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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:11, archived)

^exact opposite of this

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:12, archived)

^^ all of this..it's fucking lame

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:13, archived)

^^^ all of this

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:16, archived)

you're such a grumpy bugger, you know ;)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:35, archived)

Maybe it's just because I'm listening to

Godspeed You! Black Emperor

But this post just struck me as the the most beautifully crafted pathos ever

*sniff*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:12, archived)

if you're listening to godspeed

you must have impeccable taste. and hence you are right!

i must also point you to my band, we make music not dissimmilar to them at times, though sometimes a bit more ambient.
www.sonver.co.uk/

(ends shameless self-promotion)

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fross Read your email on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:14, archived)

ooh ta

*looks*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:15, archived)

ooh, very nice

have sneaked away with your tracks, might have an evening digging out my old college cds, GSYBE, plone, autechre, king kooba, music (written in the crazy symbols)... ah, happy* times
*usually listened to when sad

(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:25, archived)

it's funny how sad music sometimes makes you happy

i can't listen to brian eno's An Ending (Ascent) and not crack into a smile at the beginning.

top marks for autechre as well. i would strongly recommend Bola, if you like the more melodic side of their work.

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fross Read your email on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:39, archived)

(Pachey, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:08, archived)

Story of my afterlife

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:10, archived)

it's funny cause it's true of most professions

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:31, archived)

why does anybody fly garuda anyway

they always bloody crash

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mongychops, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:11, archived)

Oh, Mr Frodo!

What've those naaaaasty Quo done to our lovely Shoire?

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:11, archived)

Random angry footy fan for your pleasure

(thick as a brick I think a no, I mean a yes, but it's all wrong, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:49, archived)

*faints*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:50, archived)

*steals keys*

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:51, archived)

*bums*

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:52, archived)

*steals kidneys*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:52, archived)

*prepares steak pie*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:53, archived)

Don't you start about bloody steak pies!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:53, archived)

steak and kidley?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:54, archived)

Don't you mean steak and kidney?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:55, archived)

punchline stealer!

you're supposed to say you mean kidney!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:55, archived)

I don't know what you're talking about...

*whistles nonchalantly*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:58, archived)

yes you do

*stabs unprofessionaly*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:04, archived)

There is a professional way to do it?

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:10, archived)

*dies in pool of blood*

*goes home to recuperate*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:14, archived)

Why?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:54, archived)

because Atilla the bun and IVV make me jealous over Steak Pie

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:03, archived)

Right, and I'm supposed to know that am I?

*throws toys out of pram*

*goes home*

'bye everyone! Have lovely evenings.

Even you freebs, I'm only pretending to be annoyed =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:13, archived)

oi! You!

*gives chase*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:53, archived)

*Rapes

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:57, archived)

hoorays!

(likeajackhammer, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:50, archived)

instant hooligan

just add alcohol

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:51, archived)

Dixon?

/nice work

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:51, archived)

Bawls?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:51, archived)

/Moonraker blog

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:54, archived)

ha, watched that one yesterday

Jaws' love story always makes giggle :D

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:57, archived)

hahaha yep, and she's a hottie!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:00, archived)

fantastic norks

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:01, archived)

>:|

(Pachey, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:04, archived)

~~norks~~ acting range

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:05, archived)

That's better

I'm getting bored of being militant now, I might adopt a different female persona for tomorrow.

(Pachey, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:07, archived)

will it be a nice one?

*doesn't hold breathe*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:08, archived)

nice, shmice

NORKS!

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:09, archived)

I was going to go for slut

Make your own mind up.

(Pachey, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:09, archived)

don't be a slut honey

be nice.

nah, on second thoughts, slut it up baby

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:17, archived)

Heh

Changed my mind, I'm going to do 1950s housewife.

(Pachey, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:20, archived)

repressed,

and shagged badly against their will?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:25, archived)

I'd drop the doc martens and dungarees as well if I were you...

;)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:08, archived)

but keep the Micto belt, it's ravishing

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:11, archived)

needs more ambiguous sexuality ;-)

(likeajackhammer, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:53, archived)

I can see that bothers you.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:54, archived)

not at all...

I lurve you!

(likeajackhammer, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:01, archived)

agreed

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:53, archived)

YOU LOOK LIKE RANDY QUAID IN THAT ANIM

/capslock

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:54, archived)

oh SO YOU ARE talking to me then

edit: Randy Quaid? *googles*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:54, archived)

"Hello boys... I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack"

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:55, archived)

when was i not talking to you?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:56, archived)

ooh, he does a bit

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:55, archived)

ha ha!!

i like to image this is you gagging on my cock
:P
*grips Dixie Chick's ears*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:55, archived)

hahahahaha!

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:55, archived)

dixie chick! hahahaha

I'm gonna help this one stick

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:56, archived)

heheh

yup

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:57, archived)

That's what I used as my source of inspiration while taking the photo*

*Actually it was a double throater with you and 4dam

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:58, archived)

*spluffs*

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:00, archived)

ha ha!!

eating all those mega gob-stoppers as a child
finaly paid off eh?

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:00, archived)

'mon the hoops!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:51, archived)

'mon the hoops

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:53, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:55, archived)

we are waiting for a show.

And when you take the field
victory is sealed
And we'll be there to sing along

Come on the Hoops,
Come on the Hoops

Lyrical Genius!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:55, archived)

WE DON'T CARE WHAT THE ANIMALS SAY!!

WHAT THE HELL DO WE CARE,
FOR ALL WE ONLY KNOW IS THERE'S GONNAE BE A SHOW,
AND THE GLASGOW CELTIC WILL BE THERE,

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:00, archived)

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:02, archived)

LIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:02, archived)

THE FIELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSS

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:03, archived)

OF ATHENRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:03, archived)

and i called you brother!

now i mean it!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:56, archived)

Fuck the pope

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:58, archived)

I here by bless you

In the name of the father, the son and the holy ghost

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:02, archived)

hahaha

Have you ever been to a catholic funeral?

Jesus christ they go on for hours

My ex had loads of relatives who always died

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:04, archived)

tell me about it

they burn you lot so you don't poison the earth

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:08, archived)

could be handy

if someone pops it while at the funeral. they could always sling another one in.

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fross Read your email on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:13, archived)

MAN THE HARPOONS!

...wait, what?

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:54, archived)

'MON THE AC MILAN!!!!

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:56, archived)

o_O

fuck you

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:58, archived)

hahahaha

Yous are so fucked tonight

la la la la la la la la la la

I'm going to go home and wind up my celtic supporting flatmate big time tonight

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:59, archived)

i never say anything until after the match

just in case

HAIL HAIL!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:05, archived)

haha in all seriousness

I hope they get humped rotten, but i can't see it

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:07, archived)

neither can i mate

but i really hope we do

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:09, archived)

hahahaha!

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:12, archived)

haha

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:13, archived)

i hate you

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:26, archived)

this :) ^^

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:08, archived)

did you see my draw off pic today?

i used nakamuras free kick against milan in the last game as a source image!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:10, archived)

haha na I missed the draw off :(

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:11, archived)

well go and look then!

yah dobber!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:18, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:28, archived)

^THIS^THIS^THIS^THIS^THIS

^THIS^THIS^THIS

^THIS

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:10, archived)

this reminded me of your work...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:57, archived)

*wets self*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:58, archived)

oh yeah!

how cool!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:59, archived)

that is awesome :)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:59, archived)

arf!

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Your watch is BACK, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:59, archived)

RUN! There's a demon coming over the mountain!!

arf!

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:59, archived)

if this had an 'I like this!'

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:00, archived)

ooh i like that

*saves*

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Weetobix, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:05, archived)

hahahahaha *glees*

saved

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:05, archived)

that's fantastic

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:06, archived)

It's not mine,

it was a little gem of a photograph hidden away on /links yesterday,
it just reminded me of prod's work

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:07, archived)

Cheltenham, LA LA LA

Cheltenham LA LA LA

and so on

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:52, archived)

UP THE MONKEY-HANGERS!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:53, archived)

Excellent, top of league 2

Looks like you'll be going up & we'll be going down (missus)

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:57, archived)

i do not support hartlepool

i just remember that chant from a cartoon strip

i do not like football :)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:58, archived)

I dabble with football

everytime I visit my brother in cheltenham I go to a match as its an excuse to have a pint or two in the early afternoon.

I didnt even watch the world cup, but I did go to the league 2 playoff in cardiff.

Thats how wacky I am, captain wacky.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:02, archived)

you want to put coat hangers up monkeys?

but why?

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:58, archived)

haha I love that name :)

is it true they hung a monkey for being a spy in ye olde days?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:11, archived)

Italofrance would be celebrating its 50th anniversary of independence*

_{*may contain civil war}

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Your watch is BACK, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:40, archived)

mmmmm battenbergy

(likeajackhammer, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:44, archived)

one of the better cakey adjectives

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:45, archived)

Croissanty is ok i guess

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:13, archived)

I don't get it

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The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:45, archived)

something to do with white flags now being black

meaning that Italy and France didn't surrender in WW2, but the patchwork quilt bit has thrown me

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:46, archived)

well spain has the same colours as the windows logo

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:47, archived)

and cheese is 40% off in Tescos right now

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:48, archived)

apparently Sainsburys

have several offers on rough trade

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:49, archived)

Rough trade eh?

*sniggers*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:52, archived)

SRACIST!

(likeajackhammer, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:53, archived)

*swiggers*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:57, archived)

YAS!!

i bloody love chevrons

*bloody loves it*

(Super Oaf Petit filous?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:24, archived)

la la la

(Super Oaf Petit filous?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:27, archived)

CHEVRON!!!!

(Super Oaf Petit filous?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:23, archived)

ha ha!!

ensuring the third world traders of Basildon a better deal
:D

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:54, archived)

Really?

*Runs to tesco*

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:50, archived)

hmmmm

so it does

_GEEK!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:48, archived)

oooooooooh! I GET IT NOW AND SO FIND IT FUNNY

(

Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:48, archived)

sorry is hard

white people though it was a good idea to trace straight lines across Africa instead to follow established tribes and cultures boundaries. That's how Europe might look like if it had been the other way around.

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Your watch is BACK, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:49, archived)

*blinks*

are you on the correct messageboard?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:50, archived)

GO TO YOUR ROOM!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:50, archived)

goes to room

*turns volume up*

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Your watch is BACK, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:52, archived)

OOOoooo politics

*applauds*

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:52, archived)

Cor, that's a bit deep

*approves*

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The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:52, archived)

If the black people had traced lines across europe?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:55, archived)

You've joined Liverpool to Great Yarmouth.

There'll be carnage, mark my words!

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:07, archived)

nah,

makes it easier for the poor southern sods to come and visit us

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:10, archived)

Is it still that black vs white thing?

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:39, archived)

I never understood that fucking game

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:40, archived)

I did once

then I forgot

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:40, archived)

Same

I think I'd lose whether I was white or black was just saying that its always the other colour that seems to win!!

edit: i.e. I stink at it!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:41, archived)

what game is it?

I honestly don't know and couldn't tell if you've won or not :D

Is it backgammon?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:42, archived)

Othello

its like draughts but 10 times more likely to melt your brain through boredom.

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:43, archived)

I thought it was Go.

:-/

(likeajackhammer, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:45, archived)

this

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:48, archived)

backgammon?!

oh dear

rewatch octopussy STAT

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:44, archived)

they play othello in octopussy?!

COOL

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:01, archived)

Othello

pontefract cakes and extra strong mints

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:44, archived)

stuck together with chewing gum!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:49, archived)

Turnabout!

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The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:44, archived)

hahahaha!

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:45, archived)

You'r thinking of Runaround

with Mike Reid

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:45, archived)

No, definitely

Turnabout, with Rob 'Curly' Curling

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The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:46, archived)

yes, i remember this

an curly

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:49, archived)

Good ol' Curly

*sniff*

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The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:51, archived)

do you remember how he used to...

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:53, archived)

He didn't suffer fools gladly

bless 'im

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The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:56, archived)

I thought it was called Poparound

Or was that a different game?

It was utterly pointless in any case.

(Pachey, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:47, archived)

*pops around*

what!? no biscuits with my tea?
call yourself a host!?
:(

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:48, archived)

Wasn't it Chegwins Plays Poparound?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:51, archived)

No idea

The kids had to stand in the circle of the wrong answer, then when the bloke shouted 'poparound' they all jumped into the correct one (unless they were stupid and got the wrong answer).

Am I the only person who remembers this?

(Pachey, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:54, archived)

I think you dreamed this

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The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:57, archived)

No, GS was right.

That was 'Runaround'.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:00, archived)

That's Mike Reid's Runaround

which is different to Rob Curling's Turnabout and nothing like Cheggers Plays Pop

edit/find it here www.ukgameshows.com/page/index.php/Runaround

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:57, archived)

and O'Connor's Crosswits

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The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:59, archived)

I am entirely convinced it was Poparound

Mind you, I thought that other kids' show which had 'Pop' in the title had a cow in a tree and it turned out to be a monkey.

[edit] We are both right: freespace.virgin.net/greg.taylor1/watched_it/run.htm
(about halfway down the page it mentions Poparound).

(Pachey, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:03, archived)

cows didn't start climbing trees until early 1997

so that was foolish.

but look at the link I just changed it to... you are CORRECT!

"Gary Crowley (yes, the bloke who presented The Beat) hosted a spin-off called Poparound based on music questions, and using gold and silver disks as the scoring tokens."

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:06, archived)

heh!

Thank goodness I now have the ISBN no. of the Runaround Quiz Book!

(

The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:08, archived)

Hooray

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:26, archived)

Hurrah

Now what was the name of that other show, with the monkey in the tree? Pop-something.

It's going to bug me for the rest of the day now.

(Pachey, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:12, archived)

was it

Pop Idol Variety
Pop of the Form Radio quiz, themed (pop music)
Pop Quest Quiz, themed (music)
Pop Quiz Quiz, themed (music)
Pop Score Quiz, themed (music)
Pop the Question (1)
Pop the Question (2) Quiz, themed (music)
Pop Upstairs Downstairs Quiz, themed (music)
Popcall Radio quiz, themed (pop music)
Popcorn Quiz, themed (films)
Popmaster Radio, quiz, themed (pop music)
Popped in, Crashed out Quiz, themed (music)
Popstars Reality
Popstars: The Rivals Reality

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:24, archived)

No, I remembered now

It was Pipkins.

The monkey-cow thing was called Topoff.

I think there was a dustbin too.

(Pachey, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:32, archived)

don't get too close to each other!

your single brain cells may rub and cause a fire!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:41, archived)

Single brain cells eh??

You don't happen to have their telephone number do you?

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:42, archived)

i know you can reach 4dam on

0800 gay chat gay chat gay chat!

edit: my singular brain cell has just gotten your joke...
:D

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:43, archived)

he's got a single brain cell?

*disbelieving look*

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:44, archived)

hey!

he's a friend
and i'll always try and big him up for teh ladies :D

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:45, archived)

I'm still struggling with it.......

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:45, archived)

Its for the best

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:41, archived)

I don't get this game at all

noon sexysocks

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:42, archived)

Me neither

It's one of those games that you only see in the holiday cottage or the cupboard at the community centre that no-one ever wants to play and if you suggest trying it they all chorus 'No, that's so boring' and then you slink off all embarrassed like.

(Pachey, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:45, archived)

yes, but I don't even get it

Scrabble anyone?

I started shopping a pic of you but abandoned it

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:48, archived)

Doing what?

It wasn't from the 'special files' was it?

(Pachey, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:55, archived)

haha yep

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:51, archived)

Afternings lully-one

*hug*

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:53, archived)

is this othello or 'go'?

and is there a difference?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:43, archived)

I think it's an early form of Tetris.

where the bits sort of rolled away all the time.

(

Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:44, archived)

OVERBOARD

now that's a board game

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:49, archived)

people who actually say "LOL" out loud

are very gay

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:51, archived)

they would be yes

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:55, archived)

the only game i ever understood was checkers.

i'm rubbish at everything else except trivial pursuit.

(

Mr. Johnson, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:44, archived)

did you get my text?

*smoosh*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:46, archived)

no I did

thanks

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:50, archived)

anything with Othello gets a woo!

cant see your pics @wrk hence the late comment!

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 19:11, archived)

trying to illustrate a magazine article

about IT not necessarily meaning the end of outdoor activities... not quite worked out how to get the various (3) sources of water to look the same... ho hum...

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:35, archived)

NSFW!!!!

seriously, that looks all of the rude

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:36, archived)

It's like a tubgirl of the waterworld

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:37, archived)

*watches waterworld*

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:38, archived)

Goatse after his cross channel swim

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:38, archived)

hahahahahaha

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:40, archived)

you've been here too long...

you'll be saying my son reminds you of something...

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:38, archived)

hahahaha

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:40, archived)

Davros?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:40, archived)

is it a dalek?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:40, archived)

PARTY RINGS

I nearly typed 'rims' there for a second

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:40, archived)

*invites to party*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:42, archived)

*rims*

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:43, archived)

you nawty girl.

;)

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:48, archived)

aaaw babys first goatse :D

/kodak moment

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:43, archived)

hahahahahahahaha

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:49, archived)

Only if you have a filthy mind

(Pachey, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:39, archived)

*rumbled*

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:42, archived)

she's a gusher!

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:41, archived)

Ooh that's good

Hello Mr Wombat :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:36, archived)

Hullo Ms Pot...

...I've been awol for a bit due to office movearounds... hurrah - I have no one looking over my shoulder now, and no chance of anyone creeping up without me seeing!

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:40, archived)

Yay!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:41, archived)

You've made me all nostalgic now

And I feel homesick =(

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:45, archived)

Jhb - break-ins with murder, rape, car-jacking, dirty, busy, kugels galore, corruption.
Feel better now? ;)
Edit: And living behind barb wire.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:50, archived)

*sniff*

I guess
*edit* I liked the barbed wire

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:52, archived)

It's still pretty good though.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:36, archived)

I like a bit of that!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:36, archived)

Is it wrong that I see a pair of highly tanned open legs and a load of water gushing out from between them?

The water sources good look to me

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:37, archived)

damn you b3tans!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:38, archived)

Squirting!

I'm with you on that

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:39, archived)

i love a good squirter

but the fakers are so easy to spot

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:42, archived)

oh yes indeed

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:46, archived)

It's the flesh coloured rock

...

or is it rock coloured flesh...?

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The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:40, archived)

you are all of teh twisted...

...I had a problem that the waterfall was browner than the sea... and the canoeist was in brilliant white foam!

...if I turned all the water yellow ... er... forget that!

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:41, archived)

you're a sick man you know...... sick

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:43, archived)

Ooh

nice idea

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:37, archived)

great!

just fart around with the hue/saturation/curves/levels etc a little

(

pzyko Query failed., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:38, archived)

thought I ought to...

never quite got the hang of those functions (but don't tell my boss!)

(

Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:46, archived)

i can hardly see the joins.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:38, archived)

this is great ZW

you're almost there

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:39, archived)

oooh - ta!

I'm honoured... off to play with Hugh Saturation or something...

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:48, archived)

that's good idea, and made pretty good too!

(

Mr. Johnson, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:39, archived)

Braw!

well done you!
Ace!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:39, archived)

Ta, sir!

(let's hope the powers that be don't see any rudery in it... it took bleddy ages!)

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:43, archived)

That is fantastic and ace and I wish it were real

Imagine the fun you could have.

(Pachey, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:40, archived)

Pour a jug of water over your monitor

and unleash the gerbil in a toy boat...

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:43, archived)

Woo!

This is v clever.

The waterfall looks like it's got a slight red colour cast, you could try auto colours in Photoshop, or just mess around with hue / saturation as someone else suggested.

(Stoopid_Faaka, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:43, archived)

I know what you're REALLY asking for, Wombat!

And don't try to deny it.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

(Yes, I know it's not actually wee)

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:44, archived)

hahahahaha!

*downloads to insert in proof*

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:47, archived)

*magazine circulation increases*

*ZW gets fat bonus*
No need to thank me!

(

Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:51, archived)

wee

surely

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:12, archived)

IN YOUR FUCKING FACE AUDREY!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:24, archived)

*shops cdc into child's mouth*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:24, archived)

stats page quote ahoy!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:25, archived)

i will pay money to see that!

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:26, archived)

Bastard, that just made me laugh, and try to hold it in.

And someone across the office said "Are you alright?" in quite a concerned manner =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:26, archived)

RESULT!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:27, archived)

Heheh, let it out, you know ou want to...

i got some gay reference to ren and stimpy i think

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:27, archived)

hahahah

cheg on!

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:30, archived)

hehehe

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:36, archived)

hitler had some great ideas

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:27, archived)

it's not the paedophile's fault, it's the kid's fault for being so sexy

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:27, archived)

one time i had 30 pence in 2p's stuck up there, but i farted and they shot out like bullets

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:28, archived)

dogs' tongues, taste remarkably similar to cats' tongues

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:28, archived)

it's not gay if you think about girls

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:29, archived)

mind you it's also not gay if you don't swallow it

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:29, archived)

your random quote

will nonetheless be "hahaha" or "arf" :P

(

pzyko Query failed., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:31, archived)

yeah i know :(

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:31, archived)

arf!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:32, archived)

If big dicks work for oral, normal for normal, small for anal, kids are great for nasal

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:30, archived)

oof!

get on your fucking hull bus.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:32, archived)

fucking hell, that's a stats page quote to be proud* of

*concerned about

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:32, archived)

I would die a happy man seeing that

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:33, archived)

It was ok to sleep with patients before, but i am a vet now

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:28, archived)

well said that man!!

rock solid in a court of law!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:29, archived)

gee......

that'd make a good img challlange!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:28, archived)

Sorry I fell asleep last night

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:33, archived)

s'ok. I played with your curtains for a while and then passed out too

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:36, archived)

*belly laughs*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:36, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/6947131

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:36, archived)

Because I really liked Cape Town

and was going to retire here but decided I couldn't wait that long.
I have been here six years and my accent is still the same. I doubt I will ever lose it. Especially as I tend to talk to British people all day long (on the phone).

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:40, archived)

night time is when you're allowed to sleep

they give you wrong if you do it at work... too much

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:37, archived)

I can sleep when I like

due to my boss being me :)
'lo Prof!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:43, archived)

You should get more images from her, we all should

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:25, archived)

who's audrey?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:25, archived)

Ooh you bastard

I thought that was a countdown

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:25, archived)

Its not?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:26, archived)

they're always smal

and there's no more nekkid till 20k

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:28, archived)

Who's coming?

(Pachey, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:29, archived)

IVV and Hellsbelles

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:32, archived)

Doesn't that make 4?

(Pachey, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:41, archived)

COUNTDOWN!

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:26, archived)

I'll have a "B" please, Bob

Edit: Oh shit, wrong programme.
Erm...
2 from the top, 3 from the middle and 4 from the bottom.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:35, archived)

5, 1, 10, 8, 15, 100, 80, 2, 4

Your target is 50 billion.

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:37, archived)

Blofeld's assistant

over at Globatron industries

edit: or the sweet lady at Getty Images who is currently extracting blood from the Fuhrer

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:26, archived)

Worst bond movie villian ever..!

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:27, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/6928916

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:33, archived)

Ha ha

We used to put stuff like that in the maths books we were producing, to make sure the other editors were doing their jobs properly.

Happy days...

(Pachey, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:26, archived)

Halcyon Days

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:31, archived)

jesus christ, do kids really not know this these days?

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:27, archived)

bless

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:28, archived)

Always 3!

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:28, archived)

I keep trying to bang it into her, but will it stick?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:33, archived)

Will she remember the spluff too?

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:34, archived)

but where are the pubes?

or is the young lady who's clothes shrank in the wash (bless) still drawing them?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:37, archived)

yes, she's still on an early lesson

bloody immigrants should learn to draw cocks before they come over

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:40, archived)

Vincent loves his eggs!

Chick for indigestion

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:18, archived)

Whats this got to do with the price of eggs?

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:18, archived)

Arf!

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:22, archived)

Vincent Price Hummus

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:23, archived)

Always good Value!

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:24, archived)

egg-cellent!

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:19, archived)

Where do you shell all these from

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:19, archived)

he poaches them from small children

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the.jokl @jonksson, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:21, archived)

aaaaaaaaaaaargh!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:21, archived)

Is it scrambling your brain?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:22, archived)

Thats FOWL!

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:23, archived)

omlette it be

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:23, archived)

Yeah, what about the rest of us chicken out the board?

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:26, archived)

I thought albumen were stronger than that.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:28, archived)

nice

I like the way your membrane works.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:29, archived)

These are terrible yokes you know that?

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:21, archived)

They're alwhite.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:22, archived)

Gah!

*wrings out piss-soaked mind*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:23, archived)

All white, calm down.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:22, archived)

PLEASE STOP DOING THIS

(Pachey, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:23, archived)

i've tried that approach

it just makes it worse

the cunts

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:25, archived)

Any suggestions?

Short of putting the rest of the board on ignore.

(Pachey, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:27, archived)

awww, don't do ignores on me.

I didn't mean to ruffle your feathers.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:28, archived)

Heh, I wouldn't really

(Pachey, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:42, archived)

*relieved*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:54, archived)

cockadoodlewoohoo!

I'll stop now.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:03, archived)

No need to get in a flap

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:23, archived)

Hahaha!

It's all ova for you!
sorry I'm late!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:24, archived)

one more pun before it's too laid

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:24, archived)

Henny more?

no?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:26, archived)

take your peck

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:27, archived)

i better not these all down, put them on my bill

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:29, archived)

bill? does that mean you're paying for them all?

bad cluck.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:31, archived)

hitech flashing tag action :)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:19, archived)

It's a feature

not a f*ckup :)

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:22, archived)

Woo hah!

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:19, archived)

munch

that's braw

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:19, archived)

Yummy!

and crunchy!

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:23, archived)

Yum yum yum

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in vino veritas, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:20, archived)

good noon, miss

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:20, archived)

'lo Fanj

*hugs*

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in vino veritas, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:28, archived)

you bet!

*huggles*

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:24, archived)

HE HAS NO MERCY!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:20, archived)

From the studios of Hammer House!

Never any mercy!

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:25, archived)

hahaha

eggheadeggheadegghead

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:21, archived)

he has an egg for a head

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:22, archived)

You love it!

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:26, archived)

Heh heh

(Pachey, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:22, archived)

hypnotic!

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:23, archived)

It's like watching 'Cool Hand Luke'

woo!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:25, archived)

Top Notch!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:36, archived)

'Choose diamonds. Choose boulders.'

For those that ever owned a BBC Master/Micro or an Acorn.

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Statler&Waldorf I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:18, archived)

ACORN ELECTRON FOR THE WIN!

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:19, archived)

dragon 32

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:19, archived)

Weirdo

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:22, archived)

i couldn't help that we were poor

*gets piss taken out of him due to having a shit satchel*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:23, archived)

My electron was second hand

/couldn't afford a spectrum blog
Although my dad had a zx81 which i still have knocking about somewhere

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:26, archived)

i had a TI-99/4A

so i was weird.

but not as weird as YOU, Dragon 32 boy. ewww. you have aids. and rickets.

actually, i'm trying to remember, in the early 80s before schoolkids knew about aids, what diseases did we used to claim each other had?

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fross Read your email on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:11, archived)

Very Wonky Boy Gay

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:19, archived)

oooooh - I was fab at Repton!!!

on the Beeeeeeeeeeb

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:19, archived)

Choose pixels

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:20, archived)

Re: http://www.b3ta.com/board/6947092

My accent has slowly faded after about 7 years here
Its still noticeable but people keep calling me Canadian now.
I lived near Sandton, one of the nicer areas.
So why're you down there?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:32, archived)

Only rich kids had BBC's

us proles had ZX81's, then Speccy 48K, then C64's

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:23, archived)

followed by the Atari/Amiga wars of the late 80s/early 90s

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:26, archived)

Yup, had/have an amiga

still manage to have arguments with people who had ST's...."But they were better for music" blah blah blah

Silly really.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:33, archived)

WHO DO YOU CALL SILLY?

/1040STFM blog

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:36, archived)

I meant that to still be arguing about it in 2007 is silly

especially as the Amiga was better (ROFLZ!!!111)

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:39, archived)

All we could afford were Spectrums and STs.

We had to find our own amusement by beating C64 and Amiga owners with big sticks.

I love a summary I once saw that had one of the C64's plus points down as 'browner graphics'.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:40, archived)

I remember only too well

still have my STE

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Weetobix, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:43, archived)

AcornArchimedes For EVVAAA!

RISCOS PWNS Y00!

N00b!

/Arch zealot

(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 17:09, archived)

harharhar

Eat my Amstrad CPC, you pleb!

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:31, archived)

*Doffs cap*

"yes surr, please dont be takin away moi Spectrum 48K, me ZX81 hasnt been the same since the ram pack fell orf..."

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:35, archived)

Haha

I once spent ages editing that to replace him with the green dragon from Bubble Bobble.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:23, archived)

*gets childhood flashback*

I remember Repton 3 was the first game on the BBC that used speech, just a crappy 'welcome to repton 3' thing at the beginning of the game, but I was still blown away!

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:23, archived)

it was on the C64

and speccy too

(gusset, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:36, archived)

Hmmmm

(Pachey, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:10, archived)

Hehe, i have a 10 ft barge pole somewhere..

was one of those perchases..

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:11, archived)

it's about tiem that Melua got taken care of too

I made you an Adam Rickets piccy yesterday - did you see it?

in the House of Commons: b3ta.com/board/6941269
on holiday: b3ta.com/board/6941320

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:11, archived)

Please show me.

[edit] Thank you! They are both super. And yes, I am totally over him now.

I am going to hunt Thor down and kill him now.

(Pachey, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:14, archived)

linkified up there

don't get too excited though

yes - Thor deserves a jolly good spanking for his comments

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:16, archived)

You're going to be doing lots of killings today?

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:18, archived)

Who's on my list now?

Apart from you.

I have something special planned for you.

(Pachey, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:24, archived)

OHBOYOHBOYOHBOY!

*wanks*

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:27, archived)

what

i never said anything.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:23, archived)

"Wank material"

(Pachey, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:25, archived)

who siad that

not me, you can check my post, it's all there in black and white.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:26, archived)

or white and black......

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:28, archived)

Ha ha

You naughty ninja.

I shall have to make do with a spanking for you.

(Pachey, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:29, archived)

Hooray!

can i choose the paddle?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:34, archived)

string her up. the deceitful cow!

News in a teacup

it's the post that keeps on giving

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:12, archived)

hahaha!

excellent as ever!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:13, archived)

meh

s'alright

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:15, archived)

you're just saying that

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:15, archived)

i am

i really love newsmashes, and wish i had the hummus

although waspy's are loads better :)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:17, archived)

This is true

(Pachey, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:20, archived)

*smooshes*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:21, archived)

(Pachey, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:23, archived)

actually, he just typed it

it's unlikely he also said it.

then again

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:18, archived)

i do get odd looks from my colleagues when i say things like

'lol' out loud 'smilie'

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:20, archived)

Lol out loud.... Laughing out loud out loud...that would be epic

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:22, archived)

recursive wankery!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:24, archived)

shouldn't you be reading a bedtime story or something?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:18, archived)

Perhaps we could SMS the crooks

And ask them not to nick stuff too...

Genius!

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:15, archived)

ha ha ha haha!!!

is it hammer tiem now?

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:16, archived)

NO!

STOP!

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the.jokl @jonksson, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:18, archived)

*stops*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:21, archived)

Hahahahaha!

Ace!

Will they text everyone at a premium rate only to find out that the immigrants had already been deported and have to give out refunds?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:18, archived)

woo, madam!

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:19, archived)

ha ha,

there's Wales in the thames

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the.jokl @jonksson, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:20, archived)

hahaha

*tries to click for illegal version*

Bah!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:38, archived)

the extended edition....now with added drama

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:02, archived)

I loike the bit with the sexy lady best

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:03, archived)

oi loikes her paaaaants

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:12, archived)

Can oi touch 'er?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:13, archived)

Bloody cornish are back *shoos*

*for the record i love cornish people*

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:15, archived)

untill last night

i never knew Cornwall used to be seperate from England....

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:17, archived)

Is this truesome

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:20, archived)

is this a question?

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:22, archived)

What is the matrix?

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:24, archived)

it used to bob about in the Atlantic

until the 1830s when King Gerald IV sent his troops out to tow it back to the mainland and stick it back on with pins

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:21, archived)

That sounds risky.

How did he know it wasn't going to burst?

I demand answers!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:25, archived)

He used big pins!

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:31, archived)

I LOVES THIS MORE THAN LIFE ITSELF

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:03, archived)

hahaha!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:03, archived)

why does that stripper have a gun?

(

Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:03, archived)

She was told to carry protection

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:03, archived)

fucking would

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:04, archived)

i'd be too scared

she looks sassy

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:06, archived)

Pussy

(Pachey, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:11, archived)

MANCUNT

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:13, archived)

I don't even know what that means

(Pachey, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:14, archived)

nor do i

i just remember saying a lot on sturday

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:15, archived)

Not to me

Mind you, I stopped listening after your first 3 sentences.

(Pachey, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:17, archived)

fair enough

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:26, archived)

hahaha

much improved

i work with utter fuckwits and it annoys me, the big tub o' lard opposite me just explained to her colleague in an incredulous voice that apparently africa isn't a country, it's a continent her colleague didn't believe it

:(

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:04, archived)

thats a special level of ignorance right there

(

Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:05, archived)

i want to kill them all

i'm just glad the south african who talks in capslock and who has the worlds most annoying laugh has left

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:07, archived)

HAW HAW HAW HAW

DEPLOMATIK IMMUNATEE!

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:08, archived)

hahahaha

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:09, archived)

fucking hell

you've got it exactly right
only it was more:
'HAW HAW HAW
MAH MORGADGE US SO FACKING HUUUGE YA?'

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:09, archived)

YA HEY BRU.

IN SETH EFRIKA WE HED FLAMETHROWERS ON OUR CARS.*

*DIT IS TRU**

**NIE, DIS FALS

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:13, archived)

AH YA MUN

AH WUZ UN CAMDUN THUS WEEKIND
UT WUZ BRULL
AH'M SOOOO INDIE UT FACUNG HURTZ

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:14, archived)

An indie South African?

Jeeze, he probabily didn't emmigrate. He got kicked out.

We listen to nothing but Eric Clapton and music 5 years behind the rest of the world.

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:16, archived)

he has his own 'radio show' on the internet

and is going to get a 'website' on myspace

i hate him so fucking much

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:19, archived)

Hahaha

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:20, archived)

this thread made me laugh the most

Oh the ironing.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:20, archived)

Ironing?

You south african?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:21, archived)

but I live in Cape Town.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:22, archived)

What? Right now you're sitting in the cape?

Neat. I'm from Johannesburg, but I got the fuck out of there
*edit* And has South Africa Finally got the internet? They were all still amazed by 56k when I left

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:24, archived)

Blimey

I don't blame you.
I have to go up every 6 weeks and I detest it.
It's the bloody wild west up there!
Where in JHB are you from?
Do you have a funny accent? ;)
Edit: hahahaha. I have a 4Mb line but they are still far behind because, well, you know Telkom. Still a monopoly, still charging around R600 for a 1Mb line PLUS ISP charges of R300 per month. All with a 3GB monthly cap.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:27, archived)

8/10

Not bad ;)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:16, archived)

hehehe!

*passes spray polish*

now go and clean the photocopier
and explain you meant bum!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:18, archived)

Only 8?

*Segregates*

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:19, archived)

ahem.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:13, archived)

What? Black people are allowed to make fun of themselves

Its only racist if you said it

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:15, archived)

you forget,

I know your secret!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:19, archived)

Above that of take away workers?

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:07, archived)

don't forget the spastic's they employ in wetherspoons pubs!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:15, archived)

The ones in Sunderland are ok...

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:16, archived)

It's not a continent

it's an island. a big one. populated only by children and no food.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:06, archived)

Deserved

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:08, archived)

my post wasn't that bad.

it's what the bbc thinks.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:18, archived)

hahaha!

speaking of children has anyone got a spare, i can't get my bloody vcr tuned in and all the cables are confusing me.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:08, archived)

do you use children to do all your menial tasks?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:10, archived)

of course he does,

he secretly works for nescafe/nike

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the.jokl @jonksson, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:17, archived)

for some reason I read it as vicar

made more sense

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Your watch is BACK, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:21, archived)

peeks over monitor

...shit is that you over there!

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:06, archived)

after she said it

i made an involuntary snorting noise, and she heard

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:07, archived)

I hate office life

sucks the soul right out of you - if i didn't have internet access I'd shrivel up

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:09, archived)

In my day job i work with intelligent people

However, weekend bar work offers me the chance to work with some of natures less gifted creatures.

One girl, explaining how she had been playing the pub quiz machine with her boyfriend, was proud because she knew which country the leaning tower of Pisa was in.

Rome.

Then we explained to her that Rome wasn't a country, it was a city.

"Oh I thought Rome was a country, like Africa".

"No, says I , Africa is a continent. Do you know where Africa is?"

"It's near Russia, isn't it?"

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:07, archived)

aaaaaaaaargh!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:08, archived)

I also told her I'd made her a special cocktail one night

and added some Rohypnol. She asked what that was, i told her it was a new spirit. "It's really nice" she says

I really hope she went elsewhere and asked for a rohypnol cocktail

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:10, archived)

HAHAHA

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:30, archived)

b3ta.com/board/6946918

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:09, archived)

Thats awe inspiring

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:10, archived)

arf!

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:10, archived)

universal suffrage is the end of the world

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Your watch is BACK, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:14, archived)

world

coming
down

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:16, archived)

shitting christ

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:08, archived)

we were being cruel to someone at work yesterday

asking her "creation or evolution?"

"what's evolution?"

d'uh!

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:08, archived)

my boss

called the editor a racist for making fun of gays

sad but true...

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:13, archived)

where they black gays?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:38, archived)

It's amazing how many people think that though

S'very scary.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:14, archived)

We used to have someone who told me I was a cheapskate

for saying I'd like a titanium wedding ring.

It was about four days later when it dawned on me she didn't know the difference between titanium and zirconium. Cheeses.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:15, archived)

hahaha

Wonky Boy Gay to you!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:05, archived)

Would you mind terribly if i stop that for my sig

Wonky boy gay?

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:06, archived)

your very welcome to it

I got too many wonky gay boys as it is

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:08, archived)

Ta much

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:09, archived)

woo and yay!

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the.jokl @jonksson, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:12, archived)

It's good, I like it, but a tad of optimisation wouldn't go amiss

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:16, archived)

I always wondered

how does one go about such a thing?

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:31, archived)

Hawkings loves to play Daleks too!

(Seams - I know, damn paint)

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:57, archived)

As a fellow paint user i see past the seams

woo.. saw him in futurama not 1 hour ago

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:57, archived)

hahaha

perfect!

woo!

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:00, archived)

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:04, archived)

hahaha

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:04, archived)

hahaha

Thats so cool - Go Shakey! Go Shakey!

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:06, archived)

'Shaky is perplexed and somewhat disappointed when he finally finds out what goes on behind the Green Door'...

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:16, archived)

for no reason

just wanted to animate something... sorry jack :)

(LordMORD kennt kein Pardon, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:56, archived)

Sure she would throw up eventually....

serves her right

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:58, archived)

its reduxing!

*sobs*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:59, archived)

ha ha ha,

well i like it

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the.jokl @jonksson, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:02, archived)

Arf

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:06, archived)

it's me you're looking for

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the.jokl @jonksson, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:54, archived)

Bloody celebrities... thinking they can stand in the road...

cool morph though ( i think its a morph)

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:55, archived)

NO IT's a CHAS!

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:56, archived)

*gets it not*

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:58, archived)

Kids TV joke

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morph_%28character%29

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:59, archived)

*gets*

*laughs*

that warmed my hart!

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:00, archived)

It wasn't actually funny

And I posted the wrong link

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:02, archived)

I saw the word morph..

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:03, archived)

I've just noticed your pun

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:04, archived)

was upset that you didnt lol

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:06, archived)

this was the last photo they took,

five seconds later he got hit by a cyclist

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the.jokl @jonksson, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:58, archived)

fucking cyclists

/been knocked down by a cunting cyclist on a fucking pedestrian crossing blog

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:00, archived)

i cant stand them, i want to put sticks in their spokes

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:04, archived)

i've nearly been too,

he went through a red light, then looked at me as if it was my fault. i was so tempted to push the cunt off as he went past

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the.jokl @jonksson, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:05, archived)

I kicked a back wheel of one of these buggers once.

He stopped and looked at me, and I just stared him down (at 6'10" you can do that to people).

I* glanced at my watch and said 'you're gonna be late...'

*...wished I had thought at the time to...

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:21, archived)

*fears*

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:56, archived)

nope

I think you'll find I'm actually looking for belinda carlyle

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:57, archived)

swerve to get 'im!!

he has to be worth at leaset 25 points!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:58, archived)

*is scared*

on my way to the Imperial on saturday, there was a bloke sat next to me on the tube who was reading a print-out of the lyrics to Hello - in English and French.

Bonjour,
Est-il moi que vous recherchez?

Shat me right up!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:58, archived)

oui!

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:59, archived)

non!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:59, archived)

HAW HEE HAW

Can anyone speak french?

If so, i would like this translated.

Merci bocou!

crions.hautetfort.com/files/Le_rappeur_chic.mp3

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:01, archived)

Thank you very much

*merci beaucoup*

edit: Never mind..read that wrong

thought it was too easy

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:05, archived)

ha!

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:15, archived)

Oui

(Pachey, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:05, archived)

There's a weird french guy, who hangs around Dumfries

He writes a completely nonsensical, unintentionally hilarious column for the local paper, and is a bit of a sleaze. Loves himself to bits. I have a bit of an obsession with him.

Anyway, we discovered last week that in 1991 he had a rather succesful song out in France, under the name of "le boyfriend". That there song is it.

edit: This is him

www.theyarddumfries.co.uk/gallery_image.asp?pic_id=654

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:14, archived)

I tried but it' s too hard

quebec rapper slang is not my specialty.

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Your watch is BACK, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:10, archived)

LE RAPPEUR CHIC

AHA!

LE RAPPEUR CHIC
AHA AHA!

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:16, archived)

ha ha,

what a silly man, why would anyone want to speak dirty french

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the.jokl @jonksson, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:00, archived)

maybe he wants to impress a dirty french lady

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:02, archived)

he can hang off her armpit hair whilst doing her up the wrong 'un

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:04, archived)

with a french sick

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the.jokl @jonksson, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:08, archived)

Good Afternoon, folks! This is the front of an invite I'm designing:

Could you lovely folks tell me what you think of the rough design so far?
The Hall picture at the bottom is going to be changed thanks to Mr. Horrible!
And the text above it is just filler until the writers get their 'copy' to me. Cheers :)

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CaroWallis, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:41, archived)

Its all cool cept the big INVITATION...

could be so much more there i feel..

but what do i know

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:42, archived)

Hrmm, the blank space bothered me too.

But a tip-top graphic designer told me it 'added an air of luxury'.

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CaroWallis, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:43, archived)

So does using the word 'decadance' but i dont tell people..

that space should be used for important info or something

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:45, archived)

I think it needs to be more elegant. Try fading the purple block into the 2 side blocks

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:45, archived)

I see it as 4 different patterns/pics going down the side

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:46, archived)

I guess the word "Invitation" still needs to be there though

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:52, archived)

depends, if its an email invie nope, but a paper one... then yeah

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:53, archived)

do people that interested in wallpaper know about

Electronic M?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:57, archived)

Do they know about the outside world?

Or the wheel...

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:59, archived)

*Narrows eyes*.

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CaroWallis, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:00, archived)

uhoh!

sorry ma'am
c'mon missethel, run!
*runs*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:02, archived)

*runs*

I love wall paper in actual fact, i have loads on my pc!

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:10, archived)

A whatnow?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:59, archived)

never mind dear..

here, I bought your favorite pipe and slippers

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:01, archived)

i dunno about that.

it always amazes me that people write c v at the top of c v's when it's bloody obvious what it is.
when was the last time you wrote letter at the top of one.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:59, archived)

Thats true

but I kinda figured in this case it was more for aesthetics.

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:01, archived)

I sometimes write poem or story before naming things i guess..

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:02, archived)

put some other wallpaper behind that too

and make the letters more curly

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:49, archived)

I agree

Something like this William Morris font maybe;
www.paper-source.com/images/zoom/406056a.gif

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fuscous, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:58, archived)

Is it supposed to be a smooth purple gradient

or do the lines represent slightly differently shaded samples of wallpaper, all overlapping?

Actually, how about that, only with patterns?

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:56, archived)

It's going to be smooth.

It's just banded because of optimising for you guys.

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CaroWallis, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:57, archived)

you DO love us!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:58, archived)

Of course I do!

*Hugs everyone who commented*.

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CaroWallis, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:03, archived)

Needs more swearing.

& goatse.
Hope this helps.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:43, archived)

And squirriltits of course

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:43, archived)

yep!

no self-respecting b3tard would go and look at wallpaper unless there was at least tub-girl . . .
Woo! miss!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:44, archived)

phew

i thought the redex I was getting was going to be something nasty.

but it was just your hat.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:46, archived)

yeah

MSN gropes is playing up
Bah!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:47, archived)

MSN.. *gropes*

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:49, archived)

Oi!

www.b3ta.com/board/6946787
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:54, archived)

You making something of it like!

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:56, archived)

I think it needs a little less redex my dear

oooh there it is

Nice but you could do with making the text a little more legible

Either fade back the Wallpaper or use a heavier weight type or darker colour

reminds me of a poster I did at Uni

also I'm not a fan of stacked type, but that's my own preference

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:43, archived)

Noted! Thank you.

Not sure why it keeps redexing. Stupid MSN Groups, I reckon.

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CaroWallis, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:45, archived)

Yup, it's MSN.

Couple of people have mentioned it today.

(Bumsmells, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:48, archived)

^ this

Old folk have trouble reading things on patterned or similar coloured backgrounds.

(Pachey, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:50, archived)

hey sexy pants

*squeezes*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:52, archived)

Oooh, what was that for?

(Pachey, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:58, archived)

This is true, and we are inviting several doddery old Bishops and the like.

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CaroWallis, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:53, archived)

Do the partially-sighted enjoy looking at wallpaper patterns?

Maybe it's a trippy experience.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:58, archived)

I can read it perfectly well

and it seems reasonable to suppose that anybody who wants to come to this gig will be stimulated and excited by wallpaper patterns. Fading the pattern out seems a bit sadistic.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:00, archived)

Hmm, I would question whether

one actually experiences wallpaper,
but other than that, quite good.

Oh, and the 'invitation' bit is too big/garish

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The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:43, archived)

Like I say, I made up a load of art-poofery text...

... just to fill the space until the copy comes in.

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CaroWallis, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:46, archived)

oops

sorry

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The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:47, archived)

No worries :P

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CaroWallis, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:47, archived)

Maybe a more elegant font for the text on the left?

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cooler_king That's no moon!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:44, archived)

Text is a bit unreadable....

I'd make it either much much darker or much much lighter.

Otherwise, lully! Nicely done, stranger :)

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:45, archived)

Cheers m'dear.

And yes, I've been WAY too busy for b3ta! ;)

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CaroWallis, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:49, archived)

Am I invited?

can I print this out and turn up?
can I?
huh?

It's good. I think the bit on the left could be made more to do with wallpaper or something, but I'm all out of ideas at the mo

edit: actually, I would cut the left hand side bit off completely - but then I'm rather lazy

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:45, archived)

Thanks for an idea, sweety!

And it's open to the public throughout May and June!

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CaroWallis, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:47, archived)

Hmmm yes

or make the letters on the left more curly

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:52, archived)

Fucking hell

I had a mate used to live next door to that place.

The lilac bit on the left needs to be narrower. And less lilac. Otherwise, woo!.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:47, archived)

I like it

as noted above, I'd fade out the wallpaper behind the text a bit, and maybe make the lettering for "invitation" a bit smaller

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:47, archived)

Cheers, Transformers-geek!

How's it going in the world of yourself?

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CaroWallis, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:50, archived)

ah, pretty good

I've been making flyers too - www.b3ta.com/board/6940059 - and I have absolutely zero work to do, so I'm on here 9-5 at the moment

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:53, archived)

hmmmmm, interesting.....

I'd use the left hand area with the text at 90 degrees, for starters.

And I'd probably go with a serif font for the main text area. Edit: as well as making it clearer on that 'flock' background. Might want to fade it down a touch.

Good FREE font site: www.dafont.com

Edit Edit: How about using the idea from the recent Xbox live ads with two different carpets blending together - that gives you quite a lot of potential variations on the wallpaper theme....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:47, archived)

I heartily recommend that fonty website.

In fact it's about time I went to see if they've got anything new in.

/fontgeek

edit: aw, it seems to be down.
Oh, maybe not.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:52, archived)

I don't know if it's just a file artifact,

but the gradient on the left seems a bit blocky.

Plus Doddington Hall is a bit silly. You should buy it and rename it something less silly.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:48, archived)

^ this

Excellent plan, sir.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:49, archived)

The PS file is bloody huge, and I had to optimise to show you lot!

That's why it's gone all blocky. And yes, I would call it 'Wallis Manor' or 'The B3ta R3tr3at'.

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CaroWallis, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:52, archived)

*books room at the r3tr3at*

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:54, archived)

It's what Curis and I would do if we won the lottery.

A huge mansion for talented types who wanted studios for music and for art etc.

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CaroWallis, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:55, archived)

Will there be punch and pie?

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:01, archived)

We shall hire a super chef for all your bacon sarnie needs.

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CaroWallis, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:02, archived)

Yey!! i will pay cash for this service!

I wants ketchup as well or no deal...

*very hungry*

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:12, archived)

oooh

I like the sound of the b3ta r3tr3at.

I'll marry you, buy it, and name it that.

Deal?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:57, archived)

*bids*

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:59, archived)

Hmmmm... but I belong to another!

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CaroWallis, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:59, archived)

*tuts*

*withdraws interest in Doddington Hall*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:02, archived)

The text is a little difficult to read on that background... a little less contrast in it perhaps?

Not sure about that gradient either, especially if it's going to go bandy like that has.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:50, archived)

OK, the complaints about font/wallpaper noted.

And the gradient will be as smooth as a babies bum on the real-deal.

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CaroWallis, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:54, archived)

Good show.

The flock wallpaper thing is very in at the moment for some reason.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:55, archived)

It is, indeed. We have some lovely 17thC examples.

We are inviting Laurence Lewellyn Bowen and Jeff Banks :)

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CaroWallis, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:56, archived)

Do remember to pack the AK47 with the extra magazine, in that case.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:07, archived)

Make 4 copies of the text layer

change copies colour to a contrasting colour
offset copy 1 left a bit, 2right, 3 up, 4 down
put original text layer on top and merge all 5 layers

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:09, archived)

i know nothing of these things, but as you've asked

i'm not so keen on the graduation of the lilac bit,( if it stays bandy), also how does the word invitation look with a change of orientation and fatter.also i take it the wallpaper is one that is featured in the show.

having said that it's lully.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:56, archived)

Awwww, thanks sweety!

- The lilac band will be smoooooooth.
- It looks silly if it's any other way than it is.
- Yes, it's one of the stars of the show!

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CaroWallis, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:01, archived)

then don't change a thing.

i knew you'd have tried all that stuff anyway.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:06, archived)

have you thought about maybe

putting the castle pic at the top so the sky fades out the top of the image. you could then do the panel on the left as a gradient that did a similar thing?

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skivesagain is now no longer in Australia., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:52, archived)

WALLPAPER EXHIBITION?

A FUCKING WALLPAPER EXHIBITION - THATS IT IM GIVING UP DRUGS!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:57, archived)

hmm..... just some ideas

- the text needs to be more readable (other/bigger font, darker color, or maybe an outline)

- replace the gradient under "invitation" with another color or an alpha'ed simple background, preferably in a color not the same as the text

- rotate the "invitation" text by 90°

- try to separate the different parts with thin (white) lines

- put a thick white border around the whole thing

- or play around with alpha/gradients to blend the pictures into each other or into the text

- alternatively, remove the left part and use the "invitation" text to separate the 2 pics in the middle (with blending maybe?)

------------
| text on |
| picture|
------------
INVITATION
------------
| text on |
| picture|
------------

or...
or...
or...
*asplodes*

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:02, archived)

All good ideas... I have noted them down :)

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CaroWallis, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:06, archived)

hire a graphic designer

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:02, archived)

Alas, we are on a limited budget...

... and Curis has a job to go to, so I won't pester him too much.

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CaroWallis, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:04, archived)

Send it to Fraser as next weeks image challenge

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:07, archived)

I'd go with what barneybobs said :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:22, archived)

Headline needs more snap.

Try "Come to the Hanging"

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:06, archived)

"Well Hung"

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:09, archived)

We did consider 'Well Hung'.

(Not a mind-piss as we considered this several weeks ago!)

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CaroWallis, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:10, archived)

POP!

Bigger

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cooler_king That's no moon!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:38, archived)

Why am i just staring at her!

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:38, archived)

You mean there's something else in that picture?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:39, archived)

Apparently

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:40, archived)

Bloody hell she's not that nice!

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cooler_king That's no moon!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:40, archived)

She looks like

Kevin Eldon with boobs.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:42, archived)

This is b3ta we're talking about here.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:43, archived)

The level of acceptance is rather low..

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:43, archived)

What are you talking about?

I'm very fussy. She has breasts, a face, and a pulse - anything less than that and I'm not interested.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:00, archived)

Because you don't care about the Earth!

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cooler_king That's no moon!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:40, archived)

True....

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:40, archived)

I think that's rather ace!

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CaroWallis, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:42, archived)

Thanks

How's you today?

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cooler_king That's no moon!, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:43, archived)

you broke the planet!

bastard, I was living on that

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:57, archived)

POP!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:13, archived)

Help

Click for higher resolution version.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:32, archived)

that's exactly how it happened

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:32, archived)

Haha great!

Loving these Dalek-themed posts

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:33, archived)

cyriak? is that you?

woo!

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Mr. Johnson, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:33, archived)

eh?

do i look like a dalek?

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mutated monty, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:16, archived)

Hahahahaha!

I'm (bum-)loving this! Woo!
Honk!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:33, archived)

50446 bytes!! HUGE!!

Very funny though!

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:34, archived)

*blinks*

0.4 Kb over limit and you reposted a pic inna new thread . . .
I mean . . . really!?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:36, archived)

not even

49.26K - lets get her/him/it!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:38, archived)

well, it does say it's 50.4Kb on mine

but it's been a long time since I got anyone!

*gets*
Yay!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:43, archived)

*runs*

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:45, archived)

*chases*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:47, archived)

*hides*

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:50, archived)

*reveals*

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:53, archived)

Flasher!!

*stabs Penis*

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:55, archived)

Uh-oh!

you'll just arouse him all the more . . .
Hahaha!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:56, archived)

Then how do i get him off!

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:56, archived)

A good question

yet to be answered...

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:59, archived)

Hehehe

i propose disection

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 16:01, archived)

Yeah but... pirates...

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:40, archived)

Hahahaha!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:43, archived)

hahahahaha

excellent

woo yay

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:43, archived)

what happened to the daleks ear lights?

eh?
eh?

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:54, archived)

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