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# friday mind piss ,,, Pass the RIS
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:01, archived)
# mindpiss?
i do not thin' this word means wha' you thin' it means

/inigo montoya
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:05, archived)
# well i take it to mean pointless nonsense......
etc
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:06, archived)
# mindpiss is the b3ta equivalent of 'jinx'
when two people post the same reply at the same time

what you've done there is a brainspack
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:07, archived)
# mindpiss is the b3ta equivalent of 'jinx'
when two people post the same reply at the same time

what you've done there is a brainspack
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:19, archived)
# *looks for delete button*
wtf? i can't find it, yet i've clearly posted this twice!
ning mugatu!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:21, archived)
# 'ning mugatu :)
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:25, archived)
# mindpiss is the b3ta equivalent of 'jinx'
when two people post a similar image and/or reply at the same time

what you've done there is a brainspack
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:21, archived)
# You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny!
I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha...

*thunk*
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:13, archived)
# it's one of my most favouritest films ever
:D
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:16, archived)
# I read that in a Dell Boy voice


also love the PB. :)
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:18, archived)
# *resists temptation to start a quote-fest*
ning!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:19, archived)
# 'ning!

It's Friday!!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:20, archived)
# A great film!
Action, adventure, romance, Peter Falk...what more could anybody want?

(ok, its got the little scrote from "The Wonder Years" in it, but who cares?)
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:19, archived)
# Have fun storming the castle!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:20, archived)
# I used to fence
and my instructor told me that PB has some amazing fencing in it (from a technical point of view).

Apparently, most film fencing/swordplay is just hacking at each others swords (which is pointless).
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:24, archived)
# As far as I know
Cary Elwes did proper fencing at uni, so knows how to do it properly
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:28, archived)
# I thought the captain of the pirate ship taught him?
:-)
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:33, archived)
# i'm
gonna have to watch that film at some point
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 17:00, archived)
# Brainwee!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:06, archived)
# i am trying to understand this.
I am also trying to trim my toenails
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:07, archived)
# I find the big breathing 'O' relaxing
but the erratic 'babybell' things ruin the chi.

Does it symbolise the duality of man?

I bet it does.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:08, archived)
# Well
The paradigm is that the Big 0 Symbolises your ideal state of being.
The smaller balls represent the daily flux of life around the calmer inner you.



(, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:11, archived)
# o_O
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:16, archived)
# Hooray for crazy mindless jargon!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:09, archived)
# Good old Tommy Atkins
The futility of trying to win a war with one big hobby-horse charge in the age of machine guns and barbed wire...

Lions led by donkeys.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:11, archived)
# Jukebox in my local
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:55, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:56, archived)
# *pffft*
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:58, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:04, archived)
# .
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:20, archived)
# :)
:)
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:28, archived)
# It's really for the graffiti
post but i think it's funneh!

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:53, archived)
# once you get past the truly fucking horrible picture
that's a bit funny
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:54, archived)
# I agree
the contrast and white balance are shocking
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:55, archived)
# And don't get me started on the poor
composition.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:57, archived)
# he may ahve been being attacked by a wild dog
and is showing how he subdued it with his own bare hands.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:55, archived)
# that's a very odd way of subdueing an animal
i can't conceive of a situation where standing on a dog is a wise action.

If it is attacking you just rip it's forelegs apart - it kills them almost instantly
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:58, archived)
# That should be in Viz top tips
"If a wild dog is attacking you, simply lean in underneath its slavering jaws and pull its forelegs apart."
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:04, archived)
# Toptips yay!
"dont throw away old used car batteries, placed in a pillowcase they make an ideal counterweight on a
see-saw"
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:06, archived)
# 'toyota yaris drivers: buy a proper fucking car'
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:07, archived)
# hahaha
don;t bother hireing a skip, buy a old skoda, fill it with all your unwanted crap then sell it for scrap.

with the rise in metal prices you'll be able to cover your initial cost and maybe even make some money.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:11, archived)
# "dried tampons make a cheap alternative to dog chews"
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:11, archived)
# Now is that true?
I wondered if it might be an urban myth thing... I would hate to find out with my knackers in the jaws of a pitbull or something...
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:05, archived)
# go round your granny's
and try in on her pekinese
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:06, archived)
# haha!
is that what you did? you bad man...
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:07, archived)
# no
my gran had a toy poodle
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:09, archived)
# maybe it's a not what to do self help book

you seem well versed in the ways of killing wild dogs.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:07, archived)
# i was a boy scout
'be prepared'
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:08, archived)
# i was alos a boy scout
but i was never taught how to kill a dog.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:11, archived)
# you were probably ill that week
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:18, archived)
# i would have been taught it at home as my dad was the scout leader.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:30, archived)
# I was in the Scouts
I don't remember this part of the doctrine. I can make a whiffle-poof, however.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:12, archived)
# those are clearly not hands...
nor are they bare
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:02, archived)
# ^ This
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:55, archived)
# I love b3ta
make fun of dead people all you want, but post a picture of a dead animal (especially a cat or dog) and suddenly everyone goes all moral and disapproving
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:15, archived)
# i fucking hate people
i don't mind dogs
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:17, archived)
# I fucking hate both
it's rare that I tread people shit into the house
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:19, archived)
# Hahahahahaaaaa
Evil bast

WOO
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:55, archived)
# the first thing I've seen today and it's a doozie
yeah bahby
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:57, archived)
# Yee Harr! Its a good 'ol fashioned "dog standing"
back in the day ah could stand on more dogs than anybody else, course dogs were smaller then and folks had bigger feet...
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:58, archived)
# Ans:
On the shallow graves of several badger baiters.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:07, archived)
# Ons!
My main problem with animal rights "protestors" is their wonderful logic

Them : "Do you support animal testing?"
Me : "I suppose so, yes. Under controlled crcumstances, for beneficial purposes. Not, like cosmetics or anything"
Them : "So, you happily admit that you love nothing better than to strangle puppies with your bare hands until their heads fall off?"
Me : "Did I say that? No. I didn't"
Them : "Yes you did. You're a cold blooded killer. And you like murdering kittens. WHILE THEY SLEEP"
Me : "I'm leaving now. Goodbye"
Them "ARE YOU GOING TO KILL SOME PUPPIES NOW? WITH A HAMMER??"

They're worse than religious types.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:16, archived)
# but i like murdering puppies with hammers
and playing my musical mice
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:20, archived)
# i'd say most of them are on a par with those god hates fags people.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:23, archived)
# really?
because I've more often heard the exact opposite argument from animal torture supporters. "so you want people with cancer to die? is that what you want?"
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 18:48, archived)
# hello all!
it's been ages since i posted anything due to not having a pooter
but as i missed my 2nd b3taday a little while ago i though i should do something.
so......i just received this work circular e-mail about new staff e-mail addresses and thought of b3ta


i know it really wasn't worth posting but i miss you all sooo much and i feel left out.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:45, archived)
# hehehe
tiny donkor
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:48, archived)
# Also a domo, an extra cat, a sucky
and a cockcock.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:52, archived)
# tiny donker?
elton's lesser known record?
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:48, archived)
#
no, you're thinking of Tony Danzer
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:52, archived)
# i am now
pffft
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:53, archived)
# Assistent planner...pfffft!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:48, archived)
# Is Tiny Donkor really big?
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:49, archived)
# fucking huge
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:55, archived)
# Marco Koekkoek... come on and do the conga!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:51, archived)
# Hahaha
I once had to crate an email account for a Russian fella who's name was Mr. Kutchakokkoff
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:51, archived)
# *prods*
Fancy beating me at isketch?
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:52, archived)
# If I must give me 2 minutes
sounds like I'm talking to my ex blog
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:52, archived)
# That is a quality name. Oh my, yes.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:52, archived)
#
I once worked at a company where the usernames were firstname and initial of the surname, This caused a colleague username to be ChrisT
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:54, archived)
# On my payroll I have a Steffi de Cock and a Timothy Wang
Ooh no Mrs!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:54, archived)
# they should get married and hyphenate their surnames
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:56, archived)
# and either way works
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:59, archived)
# On a mailing list for the gallery we had a Mr. Billy Belcher.
Not rude, but hilarious never the less. My second-cousin is called Jenny Taylor, though.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:04, archived)
# marco kokkok
yay
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:53, archived)
# Chunka chunka chunka! Raaah!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:38, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Animal Nitrate!

(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:39, archived)
# *hands cigar*
Once again, hats off to the King of Puns!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:43, archived)
# *sparks up*
KA-BLOOOIE!

meep!


(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:50, archived)
# sings awful suede song
blows brains out in fit of depression
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:44, archived)
# "Oh what turns you on, now your animals gone"
whatever happened to Suede? (oh well, I lost interest after "Coming up").
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:45, archived)
# hopefully
they all died painfully
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:49, archived)
# Oh you don't mean that
(knows full well that you mean that)
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:50, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:51, archived)
# Lost interest after Bernard Butler left.
Come on, they weren't that bad were they?
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:52, archived)
# the singer's voice made me want to stab him repeatedly
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:55, archived)
# Better than most of the shit that passes for music nowadys...
*puts on comfy slippers, hoists trousers up, puts pipe in mouth*
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:55, archived)
# *tisk*
You should know about such things!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:52, archived)
# *bums*
first squirrel that wasn't tight....
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:40, archived)
# they do have a tendancy to split don't they
"oh no, the squirells split! better get the morning after pill dear"
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:45, archived)
# Walking the baby.

available in huge on request.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:16, archived)
# mictoboy, aged 11 months
woo!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:17, archived)
# or Mugatu . . .
aged . . . err . . . how old are you now?

you low-res looker! C]:0D


(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:19, archived)
#
Mugatu...aged twenty seven years one month and two days
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:21, archived)
# and already a classic . . .


(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:22, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:23, archived)
# pffft!
*re-lurks*
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:19, archived)
# +onwards
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:20, archived)
#
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:28, archived)
# haha
beautiful
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:30, archived)
# that scares me beyond belief
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:36, archived)
# i'm going to find you all
and kill you slowly


all of you.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:36, archived)
# I didn't comment at all
Not a word. I didn't even think anything.

*removes brain*

See?
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:39, archived)
# 'course you are . . .
*wipes Micto's mouth with bib*


(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:39, archived)
# BLAST!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:41, archived)
# Is Mictoboy Dermot O'Leary's evil twin?
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:37, archived)
# DERMOT O'LEARY
RONAN KEATING
CHRIS MARTIN IF IT'S A BAD PHOTO
JENSON BUTTON
BRADLEY'S DAD
HIM OFF DOCTOR WHO

is there anyone i don't fucking look like?
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:41, archived)
# Ronan Keating? hahahahah who said that?
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:42, archived)
# fucking everyonea couple of years ago when he shaved his head
and captain wow fairly recently
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:46, archived)
# You don't look anything like me
Your hair's not long enough
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:43, archived)
# JENSON BUTTON?
Hahahaha!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:49, archived)
# i don't even know what the cunt looks like!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:49, archived)
# You don't look like worf

:)
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:55, archived)
# would!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:00, archived)
# ^ Seconds!



(, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:05, archived)
# He's that tall irl you know...
And a dyed in the wool tosser
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:12, archived)
# cool
woo
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:18, archived)
# That sure am a purty baby yuk yuk
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:18, archived)
# PEDALOFILE!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:19, archived)
# *fucks bike momentum device*
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:21, archived)
# Phwoar, my clutch is getting stiff.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:22, archived)
# Everyone will want one!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:20, archived)
# look at the size of that boys heed!
this isn't worth a thread

(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:30, archived)
# hehe ace!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:33, archived)
# ooh that's deep
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:00, archived)
# surely..
we think 7.5 out of ten cats prefer it, but we can't be sure?
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:57, archived)
# Posts:
09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0


*runs*
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:36, archived)
# oh noes!
teh uplaod coedz!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:43, archived)
# What is that code btw?
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:51, archived)
# I don't know about the code
but he's sunk my fucking battleship.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:53, archived)
# It's an important encryption code
for HD-DVDs.

It's pretty useless on it's own but it has caused a bit of a ruckus cos lots of places that revealed it have received legal threats.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:56, archived)
# even more useless for people like me
who just don't know what to do with it. :(
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:59, archived)
# thats lully!
can I do that with my child?



www.isketch.net anyone?
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:36, archived)
# no reason
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:40, archived)
# every reason!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:41, archived)
# so cute!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:42, archived)
# hehehe! connorise: go!
Nice birdies. I had to check if they were on the original or not!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:52, archived)
# i did actually think it was one of yours at first
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:53, archived)
# DrZaarlon Has Made A Simple Background Image....(And This Anim Of It):
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:15, archived)
# it's a bit like the inside of a marble
woo
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:16, archived)
# wow
fab
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:18, archived)
#
5 6
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:18, archived)
# It looks like tis a thrumming
It's very woo.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:23, archived)
# That's what my vision was like this morning
Very nice Dr. Z.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:31, archived)
# This makes me sad...

From data available on the BBC web site - this is the percentage of votes spoiled in some of the constituencies. The people of Shettleston are the most 'confused' in Scotland so far. I'm in the Glasgow Rutherglen constituency right next door...
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:12, archived)
# LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:15, archived)
# I c no
CDC ?
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:15, archived)
# Why am I looking at a picture of your dog?
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:15, archived)
# because he doesn't know how to vote...
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:17, archived)
# I spoiled my ballot paper.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:16, archived)
#
p
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:17, archived)
# lol
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:19, archived)
# I love your profile
minimal!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:20, archived)
# ^this^
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:24, archived)
# ta
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:28, archived)
# im not sure how many voters in angus were confused
but if you cant vote properly you dont deserve to vote.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:17, archived)
# I was very confused
The man handed me two pieces of paper and blathered something about NUMBERS and PREFERENCE
I found the whole thing terrifying and frightening so I stabbed my hand with the pencil
and ran out screaming. the election was terrifying and the system wa too confusing as they
expected you to remember NUMBERS as well as HOW TO PUT A CROSS!11.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:19, archived)
# they count running out screaming as a vote for the BNP
i sure do hope you are proud of yourself.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:20, archived)
# NOOOO!
I thought running and screaming was just a vote for the SNP?
For the BNP I thought you had to be running and screaming with a pillowcase over your head
whilst brandishing a pitchfork
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:21, archived)
# well you should read up on your STV (single transmogrified vote)
/b in higher modern studies
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:26, archived)
# blimey!
I thought that stood for "Sexy Transvestite"

No wonder I was terrified on voting day
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:28, archived)
# hahahahah
^this
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:22, archived)
# Some people register a spoiled vote
as a protest
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:17, archived)
# agreed, absolutely
12% of the voters in Shettleston are angry about something... or high...
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:17, archived)
#
p

/original
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:22, archived)
# haha ninja! ;)
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:25, archived)
# its true
im a poil sport
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:27, archived)
# Because the good Mr Hat asked and asked and asked :)

(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:05, archived)
# That's a good one
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:06, archived)
# IloveyouIloveyouIloveyou!
Mwwwwah!

Yay!


(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:06, archived)
# is that going on the pile?
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:07, archived)
# yup!
although the pile is teetering alarmingly . . .

*fears teh pile*

I'm currently vectoring Kat's Moon booooots! Well, not currently . . .


(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:08, archived)
# WOO!
now do hilary in a nylon/rayon see-thru nightie that's producing static electricy...

...with mildy erotic results.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:07, archived)
# *thinks about it*
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:12, archived)
# *rubs with baloons*
*stands back*
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:13, archived)
# That is ace
As ever sir :-)

Can you draw her as Maid Marion now?
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:08, archived)
# Scarlet as a flapper, excellent!
did you ever see the bugs bunny where he's dressed up as a flapper and an unsuspecting Yosemite Sam is trying to chat him up and bugs keeps kicking him whilst dancing...

makes I larf!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:08, archived)
# I thought of just that
When DTH suggested it in the first place. Is it Yosemite Sam though, or Rocky the Gangster?
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:11, archived)
# That makes more sense
well remembered
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:12, archived)
# Off work today
Been watching Boomerang :-)
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:14, archived)
# Hahaha!
I LURVE thatun! Bugs kicks him into his enormous hat! and he starts saying 'Stop dah Music! Stop . . . Dah . . . Music!' before shooting indiscrimiately in all directions! *claps and gleees*


(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:22, archived)
# More a Tom & Jerry fan than Looney Tunes
But it's a close call. Everything stops for Roadrunner though :D
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:26, archived)
# I want to buy T&J DVDs off Amazon
but a few episodes are missing, and they've whitened the housekeepers skin(ThoMAAAAS), and edited some of the less P.C. aspects (according to some of the comments).

What a crock.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:29, archived)
# I know
PC is shit and should be made illegal. Now.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:31, archived)
# Lucky
If I ever had kids I would get sky for the childrens channels and watch cartoons with them, although i'd probably bore them senseless...

"Now son, this Tom & Jerry is from the 1940's, you can tell because of the amazing backdrops, later cartoons had much less detail blah blah blah..."
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:24, archived)
# ^This
And no Scooby Doo allowed either
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:27, archived)
# I'm not a fan of later cartoons like Scooby doo
people always have fond memories of "Honk Kong Phooey" and "Batfink" but you cant beat the 1940's cartoons for originality & hilarity.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:34, archived)
# TEX AVERY FTW!!


(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:38, archived)
# Its amazing what you can find when you google
Bugs bunny "Flapping" (still picture)

jenn98.com/bugs/1963-4.html
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:40, archived)
# Realistic breasts?!
Brilliantly drawn as per usual though :D

TJ: I just bought my first ever flat today! To celebrate, here is a quick animation I made of a strange man firing bees from his mouth.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:08, archived)
# hmm . . .
If you take it to Kwik Fit, they might be able to patch it or put an innertube in it

EDIT: Flat chests were in vogue in the 1920s


(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:10, archived)
# Fucking pervert.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:13, archived)
# that is woo!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:15, archived)
# I knew you could draw clothes
;)
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:16, archived)
# Lovely.
Vintage clothes: Check
Hat: Check
Furry erotica: Check

Doesn't need anything more.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:24, archived)
# But JJ
We asked for it in RED

but phwoar besides. Oh - yeah - love the beadies
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:01, archived)
# There was a lot of pre-game intimidation going on!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:59, archived)
# haha!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:00, archived)
# Ian Hislop?
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:01, archived)
# or an angry
john peel?
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:34, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:03, archived)
# Case closed

(, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:59, archived)
# hahaha at maddona

but ya-boo to the other situation, it is vere sad
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:00, archived)
# ^This
Even for b3ta, that's a little 'ouch'
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:02, archived)
# agreed
this story made me sad today
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:04, archived)
# Got to wonder though
What the hell were the parents doing leaving a three year old unsupervised?
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:06, archived)
# this indeed
totally wrong for this very reason
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:08, archived)
# well the child was i a locked room
and they were checking on her from time to time.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:08, archived)
# I bit like a prisoner then
hmm
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:09, archived)
# Yeah, but she's three!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:13, archived)
# I don't think they would have left her alone
If they didn't think she was safe.

You never can tell these days, and hindsight is a horrible thing :(

Hello *cuddles to everyone*

/relurk
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:30, archived)
# They were doctors as well!
Edit - sorry, 'are' doctors
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:09, archived)
# it's ripe for b3taing
but i find it sad, i think i've gotten soft ever since i had one of my own.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:05, archived)
# it does bring a whole new perspective
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:08, archived)
# *group hugs the other dads*
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:16, archived)
# errrrr OK?
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:32, archived)
# ...er...sorry I just got caught up in the moment
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:44, archived)
# I'm so glad i'm not at that resort
Everyone has joined in the search, including fellow holidaymakers.

"i'll stay by the pool & bar area just in case she's hiding there..."
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:03, archived)
# Yes everything is better with
Hookers and Blackjack,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Bender for Mayor
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:12, archived)
# You said it meatbag
and the best thing of all is that I didn't get my come-uppance...
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:26, archived)
# Pffft
Hull, now.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:09, archived)
# I'm so so sorry. I just had to get it out of my system!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:55, archived)
# a redex? ;)
EDIT: working now. woo!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:57, archived)
# Ghosty's stuff has been redexing for me lot recently
Refresh and it loads ok, but it doesn't happen with anybody else.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:00, archived)
# I'm spekkle!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:00, archived)
# We've been saying that for ages hun
*pets*
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:04, archived)
# haha
Ghosty is our special soldier! :D
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:05, archived)
# OW, that really hurts my pun gland!
*administers pun cream*
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:57, archived)
# You feel piles better?:D
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:58, archived)
# YAY! Friday dancin gifs!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:58, archived)
# haha
still makes me giggle
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:58, archived)
# doesn't dance, but
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:03, archived)
# thats fantastic!
lol
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:06, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:06, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:09, archived)
# arf!
One day Werner Heisenberg got pulled over for speeding. The police officer asked him "Do you know how fast you were going?", to which Heisenberg replies: "No, but I know exactly where I am."

Or something.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 16:07, archived)
# Hahaha jesus
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:11, archived)
# just thought I'd drop this one on here too :)
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:53, archived)
# Nicely.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:53, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:56, archived)
# This is ace!
Why have more people not responded?!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:12, archived)
# because they all hate me
:D
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:23, archived)
# umm
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:52, archived)
# Obviously.
erm?
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:53, archived)
# head
*points*

head!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:53, archived)
# HAHAH,
That reminds me of Vic an Bobs Masterchef sketch
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:53, archived)
# one of their best
the ears on the breakfast
the tolling bell
knife-and-fork-handed loyd floating across the set
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:56, archived)
# "one has to make sacrifices"
/Schoolboy quoting comedy series blog
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:57, archived)
# It's bloody fantastic.
And thanks to the internets, available to watch here.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:58, archived)
# hehehe, Cake like shoe, shoe cake etc
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:07, archived)
# the served arse
haha...vic reeves is doing the new series of braniac...he is very funny even on crap programmes, i saw him on blankety blank last week or so and he was the only thing worth watching it for
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:58, archived)
# Your just a fakey cake maker
and I ain't got time for you-OOO!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:02, archived)
# lully
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:55, archived)
# ppffftt
Bill Murray?
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:57, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:59, archived)
# Lovely work
beautiful work on that skin!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:01, archived)
# she looks like the little boy in love actually
not that ive ever watched it...
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:03, archived)
# That
Gives me the facking horn
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:22, archived)
# I thought it was going to be
David Dickenson.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:55, archived)
# me too
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:56, archived)
# me three
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:58, archived)
# I've got his dog!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:56, archived)
# man
I bet it can really shit
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:58, archived)
# Yeah but has a real problem licking its balls!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:00, archived)
# he needs that
to house his massive ego
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:58, archived)
# hahaha
kinda suits him
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:02, archived)
# simon cowell crossed with simon garfunkel
perhaps
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:36, archived)
# Have some flashing friday flowers



*dances*
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:45, archived)
# Must..... buy.... Baby.... Bio....
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:47, archived)
# Been....drinking.....miracle gro
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:53, archived)
# hhhuuuuggghhhhh
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:44, archived)
# argh
jolly jack-eyebrows!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:47, archived)
# it's an improvement
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:48, archived)
# Haha!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:01, archived)
# pffft!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:04, archived)
# Hobby Horse


:) thanks for the optimising helpy
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:32, archived)
# Awesome tho, despite optimisation.
Another chance to repost this

(, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:33, archived)
# DAVE!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:38, archived)
# What?
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:47, archived)
# make it half the size, then double it up again in the html
you can afford loads more frames that way
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:34, archived)
# oooh, how you do dat mr toast?
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:35, archived)
# ensmallen the frames
and add width="280px" before the last pointy bracket . . . or whatever double is . . .


(, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:36, archived)
# cor thankyou, and thank you mr toast
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:40, archived)
# you could also stop the pixels shifting on the non moving parts
that would bring the size down a fair chunk too.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:44, archived)
# Fankyou
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:49, archived)
# thats quite cunning
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:35, archived)
# and get the super low-res look! :D
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:35, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
Super Low-res! What an Ace nickname!


(, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:37, archived)
# I read that as low-res book
and I thought, hey, that's a good idea. we could save loads of money by printing tiny books and people just buy a magnifying glass
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:37, archived)
# microfilm! :D
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:40, archived)
# what?



oh
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:51, archived)
# This is B3ta, not the national gallery
what does it matter as long as it gets the joke across :)
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:42, archived)
# yeah!
*hides behind toasty*
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:43, archived)
# What? WHICH SWINE SOLD ME THESE TICKETS THEN?!
*shakes fist*
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:47, archived)
# YOINK!


(, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:48, archived)
# that still looks absolutely ace
woo
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:34, archived)
# that gwen stefani's looking a bit rough there
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:35, archived)
# Woo!
Have you considered scan lines?
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:35, archived)
# Woo!
needs more poo trail, though! C]:0D


(, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:35, archived)
# wheres freebies, for our usual hobby horse post exchange?
I miss him :(
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:41, archived)
# There he is!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:51, archived)
# this is fantastic
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:38, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Hurrah.
PARADES!!!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:41, archived)
# am I too late
?
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:48, archived)
# I love bilbobarneybobs replies.....hey wait!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:50, archived)
# I love wildyles' replies to my unexpected reply to his Hobbyhorse animations
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:54, archived)
# I love bilbobarneybobs replies to my reply of his unexpected reply to his Hobbyhorse animations
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:01, archived)
# Hoorah! for marching horses!
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:53, archived)
# ooooooh thats ace!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:56, archived)
# hahahahahaha
excellent
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:00, archived)
# Hahahaha!
The Antiques Horseshow?
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:02, archived)
# Ahahahaaa!
excellent!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:06, archived)
# fantastique!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:25, archived)
# Poor Vanilla Ice, that bad Mc Hammer has trapped him again
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:32, archived)
# silly plant those mc's are not fly
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:35, archived)
# McFly?
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:41, archived)
# Ahem
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:31, archived)
# Fathers day present?
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:35, archived)
# or
Fathers For Destiny
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:43, archived)
# indeedy
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:35, archived)
# Happy Thtar Warth day.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:46, archived)
# ?
Edit: ah no more redex now. nice pic! woo! happy darthday to you too!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:47, archived)
# Have an almost irrelavent laundry pranks stormtrooper gag...
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:55, archived)
# Has he felt my presents?
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:05, archived)
# Whats that i smell? B3tards?

My third ever animation
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:28, archived)
#
rds ns
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:29, archived)
# que?
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:32, archived)
# b3tans
We're better than b3tards.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:35, archived)
# mmmnnnnnng!!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:34, archived)
# Aww
Soo cyoot!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:29, archived)
# fluffeh friday?
woo!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:29, archived)
# get this one up ya then...
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:31, archived)
# this is still one of the lulliest things to have ever appeared on b3ta ^^
everer! :)
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:36, archived)
# I wholeheartedly agree.
woo!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:07, archived)
# Awww.
*Huggles*
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:29, archived)
# Why is your picture of a dog looking at me?
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:31, archived)
# awwww, I think he smells bones!
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:33, archived)
# pearoaster!
digging out yer classics?
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:34, archived)
# I discovered a rich vein of them earlier...
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 15:10, archived)
# Hahahaha!
This is lovely.
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:42, archived)
# very cute
woo
(, Fri 4 May 2007, 14:35, archived)

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