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hello peeps! :)
tonight i have been mostly spending a long time drawing people i have no time for.
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mr spoons ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:42,
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I hope that's Lily Allen
Not ugly enough but I hope it's that useless piece of human detritus.
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:44,
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Snap
aka mindpiss.
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:45,
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Oh miss Flowerpot. I could never shower you in that nammer.
without prior invite ;)
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:46,
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i had hoped the caked bingo
around her beak would've given it away. :)
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mr spoons ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:49,
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I like the cut of your jib
Who is it? From the frockage I thought it might be Lily Allen but it's not is it?
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:44,
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it is :(
i gave her her dad's hairline.her her? argh english it make know scents!
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mr spoons ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:47,
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Top bottom lippage!
Bah, English is a silly language.
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:49,
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I've seen worse.
I know a sentence which has the word 'and' five times in a row.
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:49,
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Do reveal all
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:53,
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OK
Imagine you are typing/writing/painting a sign for the name of the pub 'The Dog And Duck'. You will put a space between 'Dog' and 'And' and 'And' and 'Duck'.
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:54,
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Hehehe
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:58,
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my dad's a book publisher and editor (see my latest QOTW entry)
he bums stuff like that, just how retarded the english language can be edit: www.b3ta.com/questions/workexperience/post79463/
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serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:59,
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Does he take unsolicited submissions....?
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 21:00,
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eeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmm
possibly?
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serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 21:02,
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there are worse
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The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:59,
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I've seen that one before
it's a debatable semi-colon.
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 21:01,
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you're a debatable semi colon
:P
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The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 21:02,
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I have no issue with the gak
as I'm guilty myself. I just take issue with the fact that somebody must make her believe she has a talent. Much like her pikey dad actually.
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:50,
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I reckon she's got a lovely voice
That whole mockney thing completely wastes it though.
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:50,
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the ching is fine by me.
www.b3ta.com/board/7137520 but i fucking hate that talentless prick. if i were to 'sing' terrible poems over decent ska records im sure i would do it a lot better than her.
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mr spoons ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:53,
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Don't try and be
'the streets' now ;)
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:55,
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actually i go by the name Jamie T
/lied about doing it better than anybody :)
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mr spoons ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:57,
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Carmen Miranda?
Coked off her trolley?Edit: *feels oooold* who on earth is she?
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:48,
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keith allen's daughter Lilly
she produces horrific records and gets expelled from expensive schools.
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mr spoons ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 21:03,
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Ah!
right about the charlie then
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 21:05,
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Nice!
now do Paris
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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE! ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:58,
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have.
i thinks there's a video of it around here somewhere...
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mr spoons ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:59,
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arfage
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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE! ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 21:01,
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I can't condone all this Lilly Allen hatred
she is a top girl and no mistake
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The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 21:02,
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I think Lily Allen is brilliant.
There's something Dylanesque about her.
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dotmund .co.uk ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 21:11,
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DYLAN??
You're comparing Lily Cuntrag Allen, who plays no instruments and struggles to hold a tune, to one of the most influential musicians of the 20th century?!! That's not even funny.
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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 21:21,
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^all of the this
lilly allen can hold a tune. that's it. edit: dylanesque=brian ferry's new album. brian ferry's son is an utter cunt. lilly allen is also the offspring of a famous person. she is also a cunt. YOU'RE RIGHT!
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mr spoons ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 21:26,
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I'm sorry but
it's like saying Avril Lavigne has something of the David Bowie about her
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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 21:31,
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don't be sorry. im agreeing.
i fucking hate her. by all means, lay some more vitriol down :)
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mr spoons ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 21:41,
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I quite like her
I've not analysed why though.
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 21:31,
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nice one, spoons!
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- D - SharkTrousers ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 21:12,
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cheers!
*spoons*
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mr spoons ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 21:19,
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Nice drawing....
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 21:36,
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ta :)
i think.
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mr spoons ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 21:58,
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*waits for someone to fuck up*
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Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it. ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:41,
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OK.
Has anyone else been spammed by Calvin Klein?
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:42,
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haha, yeah
the cunt was putting leaflets in my mailbox just this morning. What a twat. I buy his jeans anyway. He wasted a journey. Roflcopters.
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:45,
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Hahaha
You loon.
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in vino veritas ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:46,
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Pffft!
I shall rephrase... Has anyone else been spammed by Mandy Newgrosh, Senior Account Manager for the advertising agency handling Calvin Klein's new perfume launch?
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:48,
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No...
why? Have you?
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in vino veritas ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:51,
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Yes, I have
Hi... Sorry for the intrusion. I got your email address from B3ta… You make films, right...? Maybe you can help me out with something... we have a little project going on for one of our clients CK who have just launched their new fragrance CKIN2U. In addition to the fragrance they have also launched their new social networking site www.ckin2u.com. We are trying to get people to upload a short video (less than 3 mins) on the www.CKIN2U.com site on the theme of "What are you IN2?" The best video can win $10,000 and there are 3 runner up prizes who get $1,000 each. Deadline is the end of May. The point is, though, that there are hardly any entries at the moment, so the chances of winning something are actually quite high. Do you want to upload something of yours? maybe you have something suitable already to whack up there? just go to the www.ckin2u.com site and do it from there. Go on... be creative.
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:52,
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How am I ever going to get that?
I make shit interspersed with the odd reasonable tattyshop painting? ;)
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:55,
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I don't think I've ever made a film in my life.
I also make shit interspersed with the odd reasonable tattyshop effort.
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:56,
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fuck, will this thing ever load?
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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE! ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 21:01,
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Blimey no
Where I live I am spammed by Tokoloshes promising me successful spells that get rid of all your problems. I must haul out the latest one. It's quite funny.
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:51,
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She seems to have got the idea that I make films from somewhere.
I assumed they'd just been trawling here for email addresses because she obviously hasn't been paying attention to my work.
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:53,
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seems they are desperate.
we should get in in the newsletter and spam them with the usual b3ta nonsense.
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:57,
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They clearly weren't paying attention to my opinion
during the whole Virgin Money ad agency taking the piss fiasco. I don't believe I was at all ambiguous about my feelings for ad agencies.
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:59,
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The fool...
I was just sorting through my leaflets this morning to decide what jeans to buy next as well.
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Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it. ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:48,
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ris?
dont you hate it when you pull the top off a pringles tin, only to see to your horror that the foil underneath remains.
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the_man361 bffwaarghhl ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:48,
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Manics...
A Design For Life video...
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Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it. ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:49,
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Oh Mr Monkey please!
Have some decorum.evening b3ta :)
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eclectech is older but no wiser ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:28,
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By jove he is a bounder
*puts hands over eyes* Woo!
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:29,
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Good heavens!
Woo
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:30,
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well, that's just not cricket!
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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE! ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:30,
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Good lord!
*drops monacle*
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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face. ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:31,
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*gasp*
How rude!
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in vino veritas ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:31,
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pish
you've seen worse
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SiX and his hat ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:32,
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she's done worse
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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE! ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:33,
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Whos worse?
sounds like a lucky fella!
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SiX and his hat ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:34,
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Hahaha
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in vino veritas ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:36,
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I concur
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:38,
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which is worse?
Licking 500 payphones. Licking a toilet rim at a petrol/gas station.
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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE! ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:38,
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there's a difference between a payphone and a toilet rim?
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mutster101 fell over ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:38,
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yeh foo'
people piss in payphones
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cs192 is sucking on a Koala at ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:40,
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apparently so
and I believe the toilet seats are cleaner.
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:46,
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do ou mean worse for general ickyness or for risk of catching something?
risk of catching something is lower with the one toilet than the 500 phones - though if you do catch something it might be a lot nastier
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Seventh is somewhat subdued ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:48,
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*lubes*
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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar? ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:31,
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Oh Miss Cleccy
How could you be so uncouth madam? WOO!
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:36,
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hehe, it wasn't me!
i was merely an innocent documenting events :)
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eclectech is older but no wiser ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:43,
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Ah yes of course.
Merely the journalist of life. I forgive you ;)
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:47,
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Haha
I was going to reply with something similar but then I thought "Cleccy has a right to a dirty mind along with the rest of us" :)
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:47,
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I say!
These high society types are all the same
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Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:36,
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a man
with a plan
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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital! ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:39,
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Awwwwwwww
fluff spluff!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:42,
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arf!
a specialist film genre if ever i heard :)
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eclectech is older but no wiser ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:44,
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pure concentration
Splendid!
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mr spoons ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:45,
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how utterly vile!
:)
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serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:55,
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:D
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- D - SharkTrousers ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 21:12,
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Needs more CDC
Someone else do it, I'm tired Woo by the way :P
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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 21:23,
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b3rl1n ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:07,
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oooh
pretty
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the_man361 bffwaarghhl ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:08,
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I very much like this
but it's FUCKING HUGE YOU NANA!
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:08,
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space IS huge. (250kb is my "too large" thresh hold)
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b3rl1n ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:10,
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50kb is b3ta's "too large" threshhold
and that's all that matters
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AgentMuu hentai coordination ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:11,
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+ We are all nazis & we WILL police this.
/fact.
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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar? ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:33,
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SIEG
file!
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Bigg_Les Spitting Image is the hero we need ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 22:15,
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thanks for considering those on dialup and with bandwidth restrictions mate
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:14,
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thank you for considering the 21st century
only joshing
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Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:15,
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You know,
more and more I am getting warned about reaching my monthly cap. I hardly ever download. Selfish users on B3ta are eating into my bloody limit. Some of us DON'T have an option of which ISP we use. Just read the 'king faq and drop the "I'm alright Jack" attitude. (not aimed at you Mr H cos I know you don't like it either. It is aimed at berlinvirus). /endrant
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:25,
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I'm going to say
'Marmoset!'
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 21:38,
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that's very nice and I'm sure it suits you.
However read the frigging FAQ
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:17,
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This is not the correct response
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:23,
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THat's fucking massive!
If it wasn't so good I'd nazi it!. You may want to link it.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:08,
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Why is it good?
He copied a long exposure image from an astronomy website and put a little silver star on it. Top shopping indeed. Unless of course you are Josh Hambsch and took this in Namibia last year.
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:20,
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Well OK
It it had puppies I'd be great. *shuts up*
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:22,
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It might be his actually;) He's linked it down there.
still, it needs to be optimised.
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:25,
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Well if it is.
It's lully. If is measured I'd use it as a wallpaper
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:28,
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Top spottage
I think this IS the Namib. I recognise those trees.
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:29,
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No flies on this piece of crap dear ;)
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:35,
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acacia?
they have them all round there...
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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:37,
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Aloe Dichotoma
aka Quiver trees cos the bushmen used to use the frondy things, hollow them out and put their arrows in them (and probably still do). They look so beautiful because you often see them in the middle of nowhere in semi-desert.
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:41,
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It's
farm Hakos, about 130 km south west of Windhoek
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:42,
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aah
Mr Clever clogs :)
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:53,
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It's a southern observatory
/astronomy geek
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:59,
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get ready for it
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Krog3r has acquired some deceant lurkage ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:09,
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Ah fukkit
The wooness wins! Sod the file size.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:12,
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No
Let's all not bother to observe a faq which was written for reason b3ta would be great wouldn't itEdit: jpgs are posted in far more frequency than animations, hence the difference in the faq
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:15,
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Good point
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cheeseballs ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:34,
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you can't have a go at some and not others mate
people will start calling you names too! Besides, he didn't take the times lapse photo he just shoved a sun shaped nipple piercing on it! (or at least thats how it looks to my drunken eyes)
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:18,
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I am already regretting my comments
Can I make up for it by giving everyone a rich tea? What about a nice Garibaldie?
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:23,
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A nice garibaldi, yes :)
Ham for tea, yes.
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:28,
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Only if you get it
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:28,
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Hello new person. Please read our TEA FAQ . Cheers.
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:30,
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:32,
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I'll have none of your iced tea with lemon nonsense
optimize your brew or take it to links! ;D
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:35,
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Rich Tea are rubbish biscuits
*is unmollified*
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in vino veritas ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:30,
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So true
They are a waste of biscuit space. Boring boring boring.
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:32,
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bourbon or hob nob
or no dice
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cs192 is sucking on a Koala at ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:39,
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But it is not even centred properly
/OCD
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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar? ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:44,
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you seen jackson's nips?
talk about lopsided
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cs192 is sucking on a Koala at ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:58,
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make it spin!
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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital! ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:09,
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Meat spin!
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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar? ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:45,
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is that.......
janet jacksons nipple ring?
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Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:10,
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according to the filename
i'd say so
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cs192 is sucking on a Koala at ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:11,
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Starry starry niiight:P
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:15,
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oooh
i used american pie to slow myself down during an exam this morning, but kept forgetting lines *sings*very badly "helter skelter in a summer swelter, the birds flew off of the fallout shelter, 8 miles high and falling fast"
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cs192 is sucking on a Koala at ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:20,
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I never under stood 'You took your life lick lovers often do' bit
Does it rain lovers where he comes from?!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:27,
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You silly narna
That's "Vincent".
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:31,
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Maybe you should post only a smaller version, and link to the big one
have you actually photographed this, or only put the piercing in?
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:11,
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^this
it's not hard, and shows respect for the rest of us
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:14,
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its just a
minor edit - not taken by that person
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SiX and his hat ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:29,
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i really like it!
can you lower the filesize please?
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AgentMuu hentai coordination ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:11,
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I see a shooting star!
and a fucking massive picture.
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Peregr1n @peregr1n ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:12,
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link it before the internet breaks...
edit : don't delete threads you cunt biscuit optimise it also. *shakes fist in angry manner*www.b3ta.com/board/7179325
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:19,
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can you do it again
but without the shit star in the middle? Then it would make nice wallpaper :-)
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Waisted Fred I say who Sir, you Sir? ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:21,
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but then
there would be not edit what so ever!!!
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SiX and his hat ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:30,
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see previously deleted post... *shakes fist in angry manner*
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 21:25,
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puuuurrrty.
so nice in fact, i'm gonna not complain about the HYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGE size. EDIT: and a puppy! woo
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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face. ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:22,
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thanks
my eyes are hurting from checking some guys code who decided to leave today now they are bleeding :(
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pdjpdj ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:25,
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I appreciate the time, effort and thought you put into this
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The Coast Of Yemen ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:25,
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OMFG!
How Big?!?
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G-Man-74 is reading last years news on ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:28,
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why am i looking at your dog?
(looks around for mindpiss)
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cs192 is sucking on a Koala at ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:29,
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i would say its so nice ill let you off
but i wont, 'cus what you've done would take about 30 seconds to do, and you're not even new, so you cant use that excuse, therefore knob off/link it/etc
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wjh31 ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:29,
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Very nice image but....
(Unless it is an animated gif.)
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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar? ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:30,
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ahhhh
I think I get it - it's meant to be a tit? little re-sing and bobs your mothers brother.
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SiX and his hat ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:31,
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You've ruined an excelent picture
well done.
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:47,
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Shit the cunt in the fucker.
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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar? ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:50,
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*does so*
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 21:12,
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Please take a look at Flowerpot's comments (on this thread).
Flowerpot posts some lovely things on here, and the idea that she may be unable to use b3ta because of the stubborn selfishness of others is completely unacceptable, specifically because it's avoidable, and there are well-defined guidelines in place here precisely to avoid it. Please stay within those guidelines, they're for the benefit of all users. If you want to post something this big, post a thumbnail with a link to the bigger pic.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 21:38,
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That's very nice indeed....
But I'm on 56k dialup.....
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 21:45,
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aaaaaaand this signifies the start of series 2
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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:04,
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YES!
excellent stuff foof!
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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile. ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:05,
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I like this
because it's not goatse
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:07,
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o rly?
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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital! ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:10,
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He's my hero...
You going to talk to me this time foof:P
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:07,
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hahaha
you always post as i'm leaving! it's not you it's me! *is actually leaving now* gaz me a suggestion for the next one, though! *hugs*
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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:09,
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Well have a god night/day
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:14,
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Are their feet getting bigger?
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P3te "the Meat" ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:13,
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excellent job!
have you done green arrow yet? and i believe at one point i said "Do Polaris! Do Polaris!" and you didn't *sad face* i'll think of some others to beg for when you post your next one :D
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mutster101 fell over ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:35,
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cracking!
haha @ the brazilian 'love' ring dude.
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mr spoons ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:56,
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A very special vector..
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mcliberal8 is a pig in lipstick ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:57,
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Very goatse oriented board today
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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go. ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:58,
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aaaaaarrrrrgggghhhh
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AgentMuu hentai coordination ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:58,
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How long did that take you to vector?
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davew27 hevosen kuva! ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:59,
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Hmm..
about 20 minutes?
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mcliberal8 is a pig in lipstick ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:59,
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are your eyes still working?
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:03,
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Are you a gay?
Were you a gay when you started?
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davew27 hevosen kuva! ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:04,
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are you a gay?
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:05,
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No, I am not, you utter gay
I vector cars not goatses Edit: What happened to that other vector I did? *searches*
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davew27 hevosen kuva! ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:06,
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but are they gay cars?
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:07,
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Is your car which I drew a gay?
I don't know, but I've never seen any of them bumming one another
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davew27 hevosen kuva! ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:10,
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it might be
does it mince?
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:14,
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This one's rather magenta
Edit: Should I redo the cavalier before I do the 3 new pictures in the queue?
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davew27 hevosen kuva! ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:16,
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I would think
that might be the hardest thing to explain to a friend/relative/anyone if they had walked in on you
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Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:05,
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perhaps mcliberal8 lacks all of these
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:06,
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hmm
that would explain it come to think of it
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Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:10,
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It was..
my husbands idea.. he still loves me :)
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mcliberal8 is a pig in lipstick ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:12,
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Jesus.
Why?
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:59,
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I'll take your response
as a sign that I probably shouldn't look
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:01,
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No, its not *that* bad, I guess
Its....well, its a vector of goatse. You dont get the horror or anything. Just..... Why?
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:03,
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how you managed to stare at that for so long
astounds me. and also disturbs me greatly.
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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face. ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:59,
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you massive gayer
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Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:00,
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I'm not even looking.
it amazes me that anyone has the slightest interest in seeing anything connected to goatse. It's just obscene. And on that note I'm off to ring my Mrs before the boy goes to bed and then to get beer.
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:02,
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I hope you enjoyed that
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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital! ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:02,
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i shan't click it
but why the hell would you do that!
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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile. ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:04,
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:)
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the_man361 bffwaarghhl ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:07,
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you're
about 6 hours behind sir
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cs192 is sucking on a Koala at ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:12,
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but but but
i can catch up ;(
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the_man361 bffwaarghhl ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:16,
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that's the spirit
*huggs* I love ewe, ewe're my only fwend
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cs192 is sucking on a Koala at ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:22,
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That must've been a wonderful experience making that
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:12,
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Yea
it was. So was the bleach eyewash afterwards!
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mcliberal8 is a pig in lipstick ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:13,
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200th POST!!!!!!! Have a picture of hitler pretending to drive his new vauxhall nova
his auntie bought it for him :)
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serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:27,
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Hitler on a pic!
*chortles*
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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:29,
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at least the nova has
been well done
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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital! ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:34,
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you can't polish a turd
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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile. ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:35,
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you can with turd polish
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serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:36,
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is that next to the tartan paint
in the hardware store?
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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile. ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:39,
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and the sky hooks and the long weight
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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital! ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:57,
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opposite the left handed screw driver and the metal sparks
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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile. ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:06,
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and behind the
(
cs192 is sucking on a Koala at ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:18,
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an SRI was not slow back the in day
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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital! ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:36,
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haha
you have been starved of decent motorage in your life ;)
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:37,
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my 106 was quick a small car
but yes
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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital! ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:40,
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Only ever had one pug.
It was fairly quick 1.9 205 GTI but not a patch on cars I've had since or got now.
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:41,
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still have the M5?
mmm 1.9 205 GTi. One day i'll buy a fun car.
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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile. ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:43,
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Yes I still have my M5
and my Skyline. And my Ducati and my Hog. Need I go on?* ;) *can't go on, has no more unless you count the wife's Z3 which is quite frankly a hairdresser's car
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:46,
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you like the lifestyle
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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital! ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:48,
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Petrol head mate
always have been always will be. Looking at a new Duke, Hypermotard ( mainly because I can get 25% off Ducati due to my sister's position at Ducati Corse )
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:52,
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I am
but I am a student as well, my mate has a 365bhp seat ibiza, but it is not mine and a pig to drive
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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital! ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:54,
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hehe. I love the HP
500 in my beemer ( in 'M' mode ) and 410 in the Nissan.
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:58,
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that is ridiculous
how does that take off? is there much smoke?
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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital! ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:00,
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neither of them do
due to the traction control systems back in a bit. Got to talk to the missus and bairn.
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:03,
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Bah, I'm going to have to get one in Gran Turismo
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davew27 hevosen kuva! ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:00,
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I thought it was something like 507 in M mode?
once you've been around the iDrive a few times :p
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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile. ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:03,
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I believe it's a tad over 500 but I've never had it on a
rolling road and book says 500, so that's enough for me ;)
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:32,
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i am SO jealous damnit
agreed on the Z3! I shall bide my time with my Civic
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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile. ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:50,
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is it quick?
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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital! ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:53,
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er
not especially
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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile. ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:54,
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(
Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital! ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:55,
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i am poor and saving to be able to move out
stupid house prices
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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile. ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:57,
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that is very true
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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital! ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:01,
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firstly thiswww.topgear.com/content/timetoburn/sections/carbage/pages/0384/main.jpg for rough cars my 106, I love but it is too small and the only problem is the brakes that wear out really quickly and my astra has a softer ride than a marshmallow
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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital! ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:43,
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the carbage section is full of
horrid awful disgusting cars, it's hilarious
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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile. ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:45,
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but it was still a nova
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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile. ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:39,
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yes
:)
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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital! ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:41,
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congrats on making
it through newbie minefield. Many are fail long before this point.
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:37,
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Am it Hitler tiem?
Edit: You're new and your posts aren't shit! Woo to you, sir!
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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:46,
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That reminds me
I've got 3 cars queued to be drawn right now
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davew27 hevosen kuva! ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:53,
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you can do my Duke if you like
as I've just had a new tank and fairing put on
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:59,
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am it pub tiem yet?
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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:16,
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brilliance i wanna beer dive :D
if only it was animated!
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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile. ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:17,
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no one to pub with here :(
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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital! ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:18,
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*hugs*
beer? . . anyone else?
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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile. ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:21,
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please!
but I prefer cider EDIT: dirt over trials :)
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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital! ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:24,
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*hands pint of cloudy black rat*
Trials rules! down with dirt :p
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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile. ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:27,
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dirt is up and down
and any self respecting dirter can 360 off a wall
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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital! ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:35,
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pish
they are both damn fine diciplins. I have masses of respect for dirt riders cos it scares the hell out of me.
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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile. ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:38,
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haha
it is scary when you can't see the landing
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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital! ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:45,
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top of the stairs usually
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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE! ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:51,
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arf
*spangs* 'ning sir
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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile. ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:53,
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'ning my good fellow!~
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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE! ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:58,
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*hugs*
Glass of dry white wine please, barman!
(
in vino veritas ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:41,
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*hands large glass*
*winks* "on the house luv"
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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile. ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:44,
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Excellent!
You just summed up my youth!
(
Monty Propps ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:19,
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BEER
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Boo-Tokk is like, DUDE, and WHOA, its AWESOME ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:21,
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ooh!
nice lense flare!
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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:25,
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Fly me to the moon
and let me beer beyond the stars...
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Boo-Tokk is like, DUDE, and WHOA, its AWESOME ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:26,
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That is the only acceptable lens flare
I have seen in a long time.
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Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:30,
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yayy!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:26,
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So that's how beers made
thought as much
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Boo-Tokk is like, DUDE, and WHOA, its AWESOME ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:27,
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USAian beer, yes!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:32,
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Not where you are, missy
:D But it is here, so yay! (if I had someone to go to the pub with *sniff*)
(
in vino veritas ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:28,
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aww poor Ivvy
I would totally take you out and get you blootered were you in a 50 mile radius.
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:30,
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Awww
:)
(
in vino veritas ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:40,
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virtual pub?
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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile. ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:31,
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nicely.
I shall be acquiring my beer quota for the evening very soon. By the way. I saw Dr Strange. He was most excellent.
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:29,
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Cheers
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M@n!nblacK ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:33,
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Would.
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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar? ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:43,
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it's probably quite sad
but i've seen that girl beforeI look at too much porn
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horrid ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:53,
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She looks a bit like cameron diaz
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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar? ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:59,
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ahem
i wouldn't know but i believe her stage name is tiffany teen
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horrid ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:04,
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HAHAAAA!
Love it!
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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar? ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:42,
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ahhh
refreshing!
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The Angiechrist is starting with the death touch & goin from there ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:51,
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Gordon Brown texture like...erm rust?
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:06,
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Well Stranglers is
certainly appropriate
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edjogs Collared doves are shit. ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:07,
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New Labour
New danger!
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in vino veritas ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:11,
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Bindun
(
Londingham . ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:13,
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Oh
:(
(
in vino veritas ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:15,
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nude anger
i thought it was
(
plentyofants more ghee, vicar? ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:14,
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New Wanker
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Monty Propps ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:15,
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Sketchy anyone?
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:17,
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My PC doesn't like this
For some reason.
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Monty Propps ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:18,
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Fuck me, you are cold and heartless. ;)
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:19,
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I have looong suspected this
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:25,
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Sorry?
Stan who? ;)
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:28,
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excellent!
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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:27,
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...
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Monty Propps ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:38,
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Very nice
and yes. The Stranglers, the greatest band in the world. Well, that's what i think :)
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M@n!nblacK ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:41,
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is that...?
click for big birds
(
Holly Would long wheel based tranny ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 18:53,
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Took me nearly 2 minutes
*clcik*
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davew27 hevosen kuva! ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 18:55,
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took me 5 seconds!
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Mrs.Sp@m ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:02,
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RIS-ness
(
The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 18:55,
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I'm struggling here too...
:(
(
Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 18:58,
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I'm thinking a constellation.
The crabby one perhaps.
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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 18:59,
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holy shit, just spotted it!
woo, and *clicks*
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:01,
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can't say
I recall that one, but great idea :)
(
Holly Would long wheel based tranny ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:01,
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?estaoG
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davew27 hevosen kuva! ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:00,
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*penny drops*
Aaaah. Eeew. First time I've appreciated you being backwards Dave ;)
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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:01,
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Cheeky buggers
Get the shotgun.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 18:56,
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heh
nicely done
(
rogan ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 18:58,
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thanks
I spent a long time playng with 'scattering' before I was happy with it. oh god, what have i said...
(
Holly Would long wheel based tranny ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:00,
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GAHHHHHHHHHHH!
*clicky*
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imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet. ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 18:59,
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******?
EDIT: Better Dave?
(
in vino veritas ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:00,
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You're giving it away to people who hadn't worked it out :(
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davew27 hevosen kuva! ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:01,
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hehehe
that both disgusts and amuses me at the same time.
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Mr Jamie ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:01,
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*looks*
*looks closer* *closer* *closer*SWEET SHITTING CHRIST
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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go. ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:02,
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its not christ, and he isnt shitting
but close enough
(
Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:09,
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AAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!
i still can't make it out! edit: oh now i see it!
(
serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:02,
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Original indeed,
Originality 10 Photorealism 9 Subject matter 3 :D
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:08,
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haha. that's ace
try putting that somewhere innocent, like a photo competition, and see if anyone notices
(
plentyofants more ghee, vicar? ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:11,
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the place where i work has a sping
photo thing. If I'm still doing the same shitty job come winter, I might just do that.
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Holly Would long wheel based tranny ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:16,
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we like that
nicely done! have woo and cake...
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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:11,
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hahahaha that took me AGES!
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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right? ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:13,
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at first i though it must be teh fear
then it actually dawned on me and i want some mind bleach
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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile. ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:13,
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i saw i straight away. ner...
i have a goatse-recognition module built burned into my visual cortex
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plentyofants more ghee, vicar? ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:16,
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:P
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Holly Would long wheel based tranny ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:20,
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I wish I could click this:)
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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar? ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:45,
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that's
what i was looking for
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cs192 is sucking on a Koala at ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:05,
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I'm loathed to click I like it...
hahaha!
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benkai Doing nothing as of ... ,
Sat 12 May 2007, 21:32,
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One for the ladies.
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G-Man-74 is reading last years news on ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 18:47,
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And for certian types of gentleman
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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go. ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 18:48,
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who like it up the shitpipe.
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 18:49,
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or taking mong'uns up the wrong'uns
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serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 18:51,
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you know what they say...
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 18:55,
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!
aaaaaaahhhhhh, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAA!!
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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar? ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:47,
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Impulse can?
What if the cap got stuck? *shudder*
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in vino veritas ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 18:51,
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new diaphragm?
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 18:53,
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Cheap diaphragm?
I'd be more worried about the cap from the reef bottle... EDIT: Darn, b3tan to it by someone of apparently similarly perverted mind but nimbler fingers.
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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 18:53,
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mind the piss
EDIT: Ohohohoho, oh so nimble...
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 18:55,
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So I've heard.
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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 18:57,
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O RLY?
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 18:59,
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YA ASHALY
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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:02,
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Oooh yes
The Reef bottle.... :S Unless you were a larger-mimsy'd lady and you could reverse the bottle? :D
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in vino veritas ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 18:58,
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Gosh.
Were that the case I'm sure the hypothetical lady could start a profitable website.
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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:00,
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www.thingsupmymimsy.com?
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in vino veritas ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:04,
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1: *Registers* ... 57: Profit!
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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:07,
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Depends upon which way you use it I guess.
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G-Man-74 is reading last years news on ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:04,
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take the cap off and drink it first?
then use it?
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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right? ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:16,
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That sounds like the voice of an expert!
'ning sexypance! *huggles tight*
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in vino veritas ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:29,
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moo
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OneOfSome ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 18:47,
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/sympathy reply
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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar? ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:48,
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That's great ...........
And deserves more that one comment.... love the background...
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 21:38,
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I thought I'd doodle one in the day instead.
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 18:40,
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Ooh, very nice!
But why do I keep waiting for a speech bubble that says "DO IT, DEATH!"?
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Reckless Rat Standing here in my Reckless Hat on ---> ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 18:43,
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"The salmon mousse!!!"
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Monty Propps ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 18:44,
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yeah, I've kinda started something a bit too well with "da Woman"...
although I got this one;
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 18:44,
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Hahahahaha, quality!
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Reckless Rat Standing here in my Reckless Hat on ---> ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 18:45,
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That is sinister
But lovely.
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Monty Propps ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 18:43,
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love that!!!!
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:08,
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Very nice
Me like that a lot
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M@n!nblacK ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:35,
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It's True I Saw Him!
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Dr Marrowfat Okapi markings are the reverse of the Quagga ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 18:23,
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was it this glass?
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 18:24,
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No it's the glass he's drinking from in the image.
Besides he only likes to drink his own piss, the url may not indicate that but the site goes into a lot of detail.
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Dr Marrowfat Okapi markings are the reverse of the Quagga ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 18:25,
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that sign knew he was going to drink piss!?
then surely it has the gift of foresight, it is as the sign foretold!
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serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 18:28,
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Yay verily,
I didn't fuck up there much at all.
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Dr Marrowfat Okapi markings are the reverse of the Quagga ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 18:29,
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that's not glass
tis pyrex
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cs192 is sucking on a Koala at ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 18:37,
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pyrex
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plentyofants more ghee, vicar? ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 18:40,
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i'm not clicking that link
and as i was taught, pyrex is not a glass, but it's a glass-like compound which can withstand higher temperatures
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cs192 is sucking on a Koala at ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 20:08,
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Why isn't that address real yet?
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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 18:24,
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Quick before they put the prices up!
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Dr Marrowfat Okapi markings are the reverse of the Quagga ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 18:26,
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MORE UP IN THE
getcher in the corridor of lies and frozen vegetables
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The Neville What what what ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 18:12,
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MILDEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 18:13,
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arf!
brilliant! *clicks*
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serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 18:15,
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Mildew - you don't want that
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 18:22,
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rub them in to his eyes as a lesson
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 18:28,
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Ahahahaha!
Classy as always.
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Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 18:33,
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wooo
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Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 19:45,
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Cut-out-and-keep
Click for more!
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8E74 Contains highly ironic acid ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 18:12,
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LOL
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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE! ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 18:13,
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best. reply. evar.
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 18:22,
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This situation confuses me
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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 18:22,
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ZOMGWTFBBQFISHSTICKS!!!!111!oneeleventy.
/1337
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cronkgarrow I remember when this were all fjords. ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 21:45,
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MORE!
plzkthx
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Bigg_Les Spitting Image is the hero we need ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 22:01,
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it was better in my head
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get on with it Über alles in der Welt ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 18:05,
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RIS?
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serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 18:06,
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pedometer and gary glitter
the rest just writes itself
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Giggedy_Giggedy ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 18:09,
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OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH
now i get it! *groans at pun*
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serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 18:11,
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you do know what a pedometer is right?
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get on with it Über alles in der Welt ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 18:11,
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it's a Tomash-meter
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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE! ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 18:12,
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a device for measuring your pedestrianisation
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 18:25,
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pedestrians out!
sicko monsterperverts
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plentyofants more ghee, vicar? ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 18:27,
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pedophile:
A lover of soil
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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go. ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 18:09,
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feet
shirly
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cs192 is sucking on a Koala at ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 18:13,
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that would be pedphile
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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go. ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 18:15,
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Haha
Took me a few seconds to get it!
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Monty Propps ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 18:10,
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MONKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 18:13,
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Nother Pearoast for compo
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5700 is doing the CRX rally - Sponsor Me ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 17:46,
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2 pearoasts of bindun pictures in 2 threads?
I'm sorry, are you deficient?
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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go. ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 17:46,
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I like the fact I can barely read the catagory names
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Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it. ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 17:48,
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^ this
I lurve the eye-strain.
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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 17:48,
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but the numbers are the same for both cards
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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go. ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 17:49,
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so are the catergories
NEXT.
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 17:49,
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just post them in an existing thread if it's a pearoast
it will still be added to the challenge. which reminds me HOW FUCKING CHALLENGING IS POSTING AN OLD IMAGE?!!! (not just aimed at you, aimed at everyone who does it) If it was a competition I could understand why people would do it, but it's meant to test your l33t shop skillzorxxz, not just see if you've got any old shit in the cupboard.
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 17:50,
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Calm down dear..
Have some beer.
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Aenesis ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 17:51,
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I'm calm
as soon as I finish typing the red mist clears and I go back to painting like Brian in Spaced
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 17:52,
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ah, i always wondered how you did it
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plentyofants more ghee, vicar? ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 17:53,
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standard Taxi driver stress technique
let it all out in one tirade and then you can carry on talking to your mum on the phone about how nice the garden looks :D It's the Bi-polar in me I think.
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 17:55,
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taxi driver as in the profession generally, or the film?
i.e. is it enough to swear at other road users to get it all out? or do you need to shoot up some pimps?
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plentyofants more ghee, vicar? ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 18:05,
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either/or
:D
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 18:05,
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Hmm, I want to watch that now.
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Aenesis ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 17:53,
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Mmmm... Twist!
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Monty Propps ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 17:55,
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what gets my goat are pearoasts that have a very tenuous link to the compo.
posted because they're nearly what the compo is asking for
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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 17:53,
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I would love to write the challenge brief one week
I'd make a big picture saying "this is a challenge, not a competition, a challenge. Do not enter unless you understand the brief. If you fail to understand you hereby allow everyone to call you a fail. If it was an excuse for you to post anything vaguely related to one or two of the words in the brief it wouldn't be very challenging now would it?"
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 17:56,
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hahaha do it!
you are the New Fraser. HappyFraser even.
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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE! ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 18:12,
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I might make the sign anyway
just in case I'm about when the new challenge starts :D Although this will get lots of peoples backs up and they'll call me a nazi, despite all my good intentions in furthering brain power, humour and artistic ability that I swear is what the challenge is about.
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 18:27,
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I wish I had a goat...
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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE! ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 17:57,
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post a bad challenge entry and have Keyboard Weasels :D
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 17:57,
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*holds goat protectively*
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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 18:23,
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I endorse this ^^
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 18:04,
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Pea Roast for compo
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5700 is doing the CRX rally - Sponsor Me ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 17:45,
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binverydun
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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go. ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 17:46,
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yup
At least two years ago
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5700 is doing the CRX rally - Sponsor Me ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 17:52,
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and every two hours since wednesday I believe
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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go. ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 17:54,
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thrice at 7:23 PM on thursday too
how odd
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serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 18:01,
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name
and his name is rufus
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suboftheday ,
Sat 12 May 2007, 9:53,
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Bindun?
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St. Defenestration The REAL one ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 17:31,
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pikanu lolz
wyh
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Baron Samedi - sale must end ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 17:32,
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TJ
Anyone for www.isketch.net ? b3ta room Bring Friday ale!
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 17:42,
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Bring fish and chips!
I need them desperately.
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 17:44,
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plentyofants more ghee, vicar? ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 17:32,
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Badgerax! I choose you!
Level five frozen pea attack!
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 17:34,
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Ahahahahaha!
Ace.
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Major Turd for tonight only ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 17:40,
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The Koshermon
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Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it. ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 17:40,
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Ace!
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 17:42,
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hahahaha :D
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 17:41,
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*goes off on a tangent*
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serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 17:50,
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*follows tangent*
cause no-one else is :(
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danecobain I have a new sig! ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 18:02,
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thanks for your support
but unfortunately we didn't get the funding we need, so i'm afraid this tangent is offically out of business :(
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serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 18:08,
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*earns lottery grant*
tangent is temporarily back in business :D
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 18:14,
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Hahaha
thats priceless
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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now ,
Fri 11 May 2007, 17:41,
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