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Mmmmmm......neck.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:39, archived)

o_O

*shiver*

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:40, archived)

Great movement!

I like it.

(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:41, archived)

That's one hell of a neck

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:41, archived)

Oh!

EXCELLENT!
Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:41, archived)

Ooooh

Just what I need. Already got the semi-coverage

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:41, archived)

*Looks more closely at picture*

what's covering whose semi now?

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:44, archived)

She is semi-covered

As am I

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:45, archived)

excellent.

Are you reclining wanly in the sick-room all decoleté(e?)?

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:48, archived)

Do they serve coffee there?

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PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:50, archived)

Well, on my sofa

But otherwise yes

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:50, archived)

you poor delicate flower!

*brings weak tea and an assortment of fancies*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:52, archived)

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 15:56, archived)

Pfft

the completely unnecessary cdc raises this from silly pun with spong to work of genius!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:58, archived)

mmm...

tasty

(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:42, archived)

Vampeuse?

Tiptop as per usual

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PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:43, archived)

That's not Mr Vampire!!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:56, archived)

It's both a 'Mister' and a 'Vampire'.

Criteria filled. I win. Yah-boo.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:01, archived)

wanted classic chinese film version

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:19, archived)

Veh Nice

indeed!

(Tealord - the Tesco Value David Tennant., Tue 15 May 2007, 16:14, archived)

I've been doodlerising.

Click for bigger (132KB)
Any suggestions to keep my naughty hands busy?

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 15 May 2007, 15:23, archived)

have a wank

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:25, archived)

already done.

twice*

*once

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 15 May 2007, 15:26, archived)

haha

erm
have a cup of tea
do some knitting
learn to play the guitar
massage your feet

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:27, archived)

go on b3ta LOL

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mugatu, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:27, archived)

ZOMG

(everybody sign up to 4dam's t-in-the aprk thing, just to piss him off)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:28, archived)

lolz0rds!

I cannot even be bothered to go to the calendar page and sign up

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mugatu, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:30, archived)

rofl

you lazy shitter

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:32, archived)

yeah

i'm so fucking lazy I can't even be bothered to finish typi

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mugatu, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:32, archived)

*finishes Mugatu off*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:35, archived)

FATALITY!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:37, archived)

SEXY!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:37, archived)

*films*

*profits*

well everyone, I've been drawing poo all day and I'm about ready to post, so I hope you're sitting comfortably :D

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:44, archived)

drawing poo! I CAN'T WAIT! :D

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mugatu, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:45, archived)

erm...

*not sure*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:45, archived)

my plan worked!

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mugatu, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:44, archived)

*BANG* and the feed line is taken

/bow

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:38, archived)

Draw a llama.

One can never go wrong with llamas.

(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:25, archived)

i love llamas

do you love llamas ?

(picitujeromanov, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:28, archived)

Yes.

Some of my best friends are llamas.

(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:40, archived)

draw mictoboy as Harry Hill

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mugatu, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:27, archived)

*can't think of a suitable response*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:27, archived)

CRUNCHIE

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mugatu, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:28, archived)

TOPIC

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:28, archived)

KINDER BUENO

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mugatu, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:29, archived)

TEXAN

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:30, archived)

CHOMP

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mugatu, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:30, archived)

PEPPERMINT CREAM

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:31, archived)

DOUBLE DECKER

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mugatu, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:32, archived)

Double Decker does win.

It's so creamy and crunchy.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:33, archived)

you've ruined it now

*goes home in a huff*
*takes football*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:34, archived)

I'm sorry.

Football's shit though. Go and bring back a heterosexual game.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:40, archived)

Naked greco-roman mud wrestling?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:46, archived)

TIME OUT BARS!!!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:35, archived)

MARSFAIL

I just read that Mars choccy products aren't going to be vegetarian any more. They've started using rennet which is sourced from calves stomach lining. Ugh

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:36, archived)

SHHHH! you'll get yourself sued

/relurks

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:37, archived)

Can't if it's true

Which it is.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:38, archived)

mmmm....scrummy rennet

without it we'd be cheeseless, CHEESELESS!!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:37, archived)

Nah

there are plenty of veggie alternatives. That's what makes the Mars thing so incomprehensible... and in fact I read that the veggie versions of rennet are cheaper.
I don't think it will make much difference over here, but I reckon their sales will suffer in the UK.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:42, archived)

mmmm...full of nougat goodness

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mugatu, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:36, archived)

DRIFTER

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:34, archived)

I had one of them today

LION BAR

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mugatu, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:35, archived)

BOOST BOOST CADBURYS BOOST

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:36, archived)

Do they even do those any more?

Not seen them around recently

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:37, archived)

hell yes

I had one a couple of weeks ago

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mugatu, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:38, archived)

you just can't rush a rifter

/eve blog

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:42, archived)

Haha

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 15 May 2007, 15:27, archived)

but which is better

Harry Hill or Mictoboy . . . There's only one way to find out

THE ONE WITHOUT GINGER HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIR!
you thought it was gonna be FIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT! didn't ya!?

you thought it was gonna be FIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT! didn't ya!?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:29, archived)

~~ginger~~

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mugatu, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:29, archived)

WooYay!

Today I am the sneezing one on the bottom row

EDIT: Draw one of your finger types with a cold

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:27, archived)

bless you! (in advance)

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mugatu, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:28, archived)

Bang on time actually!

*sniffles*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:30, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7190164

~~in advance~~

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mugatu, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:31, archived)

ha ha!

i normally run out of expressions after 3....

minor TJ: QUARK USERS
i've been given a document created by a student
that needs printing as a magazine but they've
(typically) supplied it un-paginated. Does Quark have
an option to Paginate or am i going to have to do it manually?

oh, there's also no bleed or linked fonts or images...
just what do they actually teach in design courses these days?

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:33, archived)

paginate?

i used to use quark, but it was a while ago

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:35, archived)

you say Paganini

I say Page Nine

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 15:38, archived)

aye

so that when the A5 pages are printed 4up on A4 (2 per side)
it can be collated and stapled and still run in numbered order

although at the moment, it's set at A4 landscape
i think i'm going to have to PDF them
chop them in half, them place them in the correct order manually :(
*huffs*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:38, archived)

there is a page order palette thingy somewhere

you can drag and drop them, but if its a4 landscape divided up, it won't work
i take it they've just done it page 1,2,3, etc, rather than figuring it put properly?

you could selcect each pages boxes and shift them about yourself, but i'd tell them to do that themsellves the ignorant tewats

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:41, archived)

Ummm...

You could divvy up A4 into 2 picture boxes per side and drop em in, but it's a shocker trying to get it correctly aligned + right bleed...

Edit - registration marks help with this

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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:46, archived)

send it back to them and tell then it's not paginated

and to also embed the fonts or send the font files with it.

then punch them in the face.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:37, archived)

she was quite cute

and she smiled at me....

god! i'm a class A sucker :(

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:39, archived)

tell her to come to your office after hours and you'll give her private tuition

and teach her how to play pool in the same way thay would on neighbours.

sucker, you'll be at it for hours.

(the quark file, not the pretty lady)

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:06, archived)

^this

bloody students

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 15:39, archived)

Just

bung a big red cross on it, write 'must try harder' and give it back.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:40, archived)

Unlucky

No "paginate" option in Quark...tell them to torrent a copy and do it themselves.

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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:43, archived)

now that there is expressive art!

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:39, archived)

yeah don't draw googly eyes that look like a cheap copy of devilduck which looks like a cheap copy of garfield

use a finer tip brush

and draw monkeys

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:40, archived)

hahaha this

reminds me of a tesco value simpsons/garfield combo

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mugatu, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:44, archived)

Practice other body parts

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:44, archived)

My fav sport

They have to take off their gloves to fight or they can't use their claws.

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phatotis while ($hair < $clean) { lather; rinse; }, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:10, archived)

I prefer my boxing and hockey separate

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:19, archived)

your profile is odd

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:23, archived)

so is your face

ahahahahahaha ahem.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:24, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:25, archived)

So am I

and my little dog, too

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phatotis while ($hair < $clean) { lather; rinse; }, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:29, archived)

it's either annoying, if I put it the way it was...
or odd, if I have it as it is now..

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:37, archived)

Foxy Hockey?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 15:24, archived)

naah....

most recently this
live82.ihwc.net/english/

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:38, archived)

"He's an individual, and they're always trying."

(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:59, archived)

stitchy

I like this

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:00, archived)

Er... ok...

It's lully, but quoi?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:01, archived)

PEANUTS!!!!!!!1

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:01, archived)

looks nothing like charlie brown

edit: why was peanuts so called anyway?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:10, archived)

'cos they weren't allowed to call it 'Penis'

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:12, archived)

makes sense

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:13, archived)

Ah, I might have known.

(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:25, archived)

inspired by a conversation earlier

in which my mate mispronounced a certain name

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:58, archived)

Jock Bauer?

/cracking episode 22 btw, next week for the 2 hour finales of both 24 and lost!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:59, archived)

la la la la

not listening, haven't been able to watch this series :(

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:00, archived)

well

this season of 24 has not been as good as last in places, but it's made up for it over the past 3 episodes :)

same goes for lost as well

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:01, archived)

24...

has become total rubbish - Heroes is teh best! ahem however.

(quimdaloo, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:04, archived)

I think you're confusing rubbish for ridiculous.

24 is utterly ridiculous, but still highly enjoyable.
As for Heroes - yes, it am teh best. And it also has a 2 hour finale next week. Can. not. wait!

(Booga O Valencia!, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:48, archived)

Jock?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:01, archived)

Heh heh

You feeling better by the way?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:03, archived)

I'm still coughing and it's a bitch

as there's nothing to bring up, so it's that kinda rattly deathly wheeze . . . but I have anti-bionics
N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:06, archived)

So you are no longer Steve Austin?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:08, archived)

The Six Million Rupee Man?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:09, archived)

lira

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:11, archived)

*cries*

I'm worth less than a mars bar . . . at least I contain more meat
Hahaha!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:14, archived)

Not any more after yesterday

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:16, archived)

Hehehe! I'll set 'em up . . .

also, if you need help licking up that ice cream . . .
C]:0O

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:17, archived)

Not the actual ice cream

Boob collided with tub. Very cold!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:20, archived)

Ah, ok . . .

warm then up, then?
Hahahahaha!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:22, archived)

Heh heh

Goodness Gracious Me was aces...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:12, archived)

Pah

he's miles better than Steve Austin.
'cause he was much cheaper to make ;)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:09, archived)

Mwwwah!

Bless you! I'm leaner and more efficient . . . well, ashally . . . neither
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:11, archived)

It's a...

straaaaaaaaaaaaaapp

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:03, archived)

there's going to be shit all to watch, after that.

maybe i should start watching heroes...

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:01, archived)

I have managed to get that for the inevitable break

may I also recommend for your viewing getting 'the shield'
a much underrated show which is simply balls out brilliance

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:02, archived)

ah, i really need to catch up on the shield, the first series was ace.

*scuttles off to TV links*

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:05, archived)

they've just finished season 6...

it has increasingly got better,
some cracking story arcs to it, and
the good thing is, they're short 'seasons'
so its kept 'tight'

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:06, archived)

No more Battlestar Galactica

No more Lost. I can go back to not bothering to watch Sky One.

Heroes is the bollocks. Start watching it.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:04, archived)

is it good?

I've got all the epiosdes, just
haven't got around to watching them yet, is it
as good as everyone says?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:05, archived)

Easily.

Probably my favourite thing on at the moment.

EDIT: In fact, I wish I hadn't seen any of them and had them all recorded so I could go through the whole lot instead of having to wait a week between episodes.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:37, archived)

I still haven't got round

to watching any 24.

I've lost count of Lost, is it realy at the end of the series already?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:02, archived)

yup, next week finales for both

although lost is coming back for 2 more seasons apparently, next year, but they've started to tie things up
and apparently this season's finale is going to be a humdinger, and it's good to see its
finally got back on track after a fair to middling season

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:03, archived)

if you ruin it for me

i will hunt you down

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:34, archived)

Another

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:46, archived)

*dips*

mmmm tastey

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:54, archived)

Hahaha

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:56, archived)

He wasn't

He was only losing The Game™

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:09, archived)

Bastard!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:18, archived)

Random

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Pippa off home and away Misses Smoking, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:40, archived)

edit:

www.dictionary.com/browse/random

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:40, archived)

Hahaha

one day I'm going to post nothing but photomontages with the word "random" underneath, just for you :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:44, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:48, archived)

Made without definite aim, reason, or pattern

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:50, archived)

Is that from a book?

(Cock Tuesday Cock Tuesday!, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:51, archived)

books don't move

except magical books

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gravytrain, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:55, archived)

*chucks book*

*begs to differ*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:57, archived)

it's just silly

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:57, archived)

you posted that last time this came up

i think

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:51, archived)

Yeah

I couldn't find the one I wanted, with the Japanese wrestlers.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:53, archived)

*intrigued*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:55, archived)

Crivens!

Do I have a repost for EVERY occasion?
Honk!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:00, archived)

Dunno?

*shoves duck with peace offering*

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:02, archived)

waaak!

waaak! wak!wak! Mmmmm! waak!
I liek peace! *hugs*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:04, archived)

Duck time!

Duck!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:07, archived)

ACERS!

Number 24, the mallard, the mallard . . . Waaaak! Waaaak! Wak! Wak!
Braw!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:13, archived)

Awwww

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:08, archived)

Can't find the sumos, have this :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:08, archived)

not even worth asking why, is it?

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:23, archived)

what

the
shuddering
fuck

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:52, archived)

what the jiminy!

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gravytrain, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:52, archived)

I can barely rad that for some reason

I can see the words, but they don't register!
what have you done to my brain mofaha? what have you done to my braaaaain!!?!?!?!/?

*cries*

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 15 May 2007, 14:56, archived)

Hahahahahaha!

I love this.

(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:03, archived)

i love this.

i like sillydaftnonsense.

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:07, archived)

Do it

with the randimaginator or whatever it was called.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:55, archived)

make sure they're really random then

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:19, archived)

*ningles*

(

fuscous, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:46, archived)

hehe

you realise you'll always be purple, and that i know your user id, right?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:48, archived)

it's a fair cop

(

fuscous, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:51, archived)

Or just plain scary?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:41, archived)

That arouses and scares me

just like girls.

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:41, archived)

Uh-Oh indeed

(thick as a brick I think a no, I mean a yes, but it's all wrong, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:41, archived)

I hate that word, due to the fucking 'wacky OMG!!!1!!!' student types that violate it.

Also, when did it become shorthand for 'shit'?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:42, archived)

hee hee

you said shothand

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:42, archived)

Didn't.

*whistles*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:43, archived)

whistling makes you look guiltier

HA!

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:43, archived)

I look guilty all the time.

Thbpbpb.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:44, archived)

don't stick your tongue out at me young lady!

or i'll bite it off!

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:55, archived)

Not had my coffee yet

I thought it read "whistling makes you look like a guitar"

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:45, archived)

makes you look like a gauleiter?

eh?

oh

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:46, archived)

^Thistles

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:43, archived)

Scotland Forever

and a big pineapple....

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:45, archived)

if you slow John Reid's voice down by 50% he sounds like a pissed Billy Connolly

it says here

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:48, archived)

do you want one of these?

*hug*

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:43, archived)

*hug*

I'm actually in a perfectly good mood.

It's amazing what a bit of word misuse will do to my normally sunny disposition.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:44, archived)

that seems inlikely.

*runs*

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:05, archived)

I think you just hate students

That isn't technically what it means but its quite a good word for when something doesn't make sense.

(Cock Tuesday Cock Tuesday!, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:45, archived)

I don't just hate students.

I was one once, and some of my mates still are.

It's just if we work on percentages, there's a large chunk of them that are idiots.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:48, archived)

i'm surrounded by 900 students

and i hate every single one of them....

:D

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:50, archived)

~~hate~~ will shoot

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:18, archived)

that's the spirit!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:21, archived)

This meaning seems to have entered the OED

random
n adjective
1 made, done, or happening without method or conscious decision. British informal rather strange; odd.

(

fuscous, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:52, archived)

not random.

not even unexpected, the hoff is probably smashed out of his head.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:42, archived)

The Hoff

makes pigs smoke

(

Pippa off home and away Misses Smoking, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:44, archived)

ans why not

pre smoked bacon.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:47, archived)

Damn

Right too

(

Pippa off home and away Misses Smoking, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:54, archived)

hmm

(

i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:43, archived)

where's mictoboy?

(

VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:43, archived)

isn't that him on the left?

hiding in the bushes?

(

i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:45, archived)

First comment.

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:45, archived)

here

why?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:49, archived)

I was looking for someone to clarify the definition of random

but you already seem to have done that

(

VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:03, archived)

heh

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:10, archived)

Wow!

Pantseatflyer - is that you?

Thought not.

(

DogHorse plop, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:44, archived)

hahahaha

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 15 May 2007, 14:51, archived)

with leather

sorry, just commented on your sig

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:13, archived)

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:44, archived)

FAIL

(

scoshi pretending to diet since, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:50, archived)

Yes, it is a bit.

(

Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:57, archived)

A follow on from my spongebob lego meets dalek.

(creem all over your face, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:35, archived)

that crazy dalek!

wherever will he go next?

(

VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:40, archived)

ha ha!

morphing causes bum spasm

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:41, archived)

Oooh!

That's rather cool.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:42, archived)

rofl

I love that animation.

Its brilliant. If there was an I Like This button for reply, I'd press it.

(creem all over your face, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:42, archived)

how did you manage this then??

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:47, archived)

Ooohh!

(

op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:50, archived)

the final frontier

(

mutated monty, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:29, archived)

Bravo!

Superb

(

DogHorse plop, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:30, archived)

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:12, archived)

(

DogHorse plop, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:33, archived)

Björk FTW

that is all

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:36, archived)

I couldn't agree more

(

DogHorse plop, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:38, archived)

Aw!

He looks like a bear!

That's very woo.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:30, archived)

"I've seen everything."

(

SqueakyG, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:31, archived)

ever seen an ant eat its own head?

(

mugatu, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:58, archived)

Oh dear.

I do hope they don't run out of fuel before they manage to land on the bugger.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:31, archived)

Incredible

How do you make these things!?

(Cock Tuesday Cock Tuesday!, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:31, archived)

Magic and sticky tape

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Tue 15 May 2007, 14:33, archived)

My friend has a wallet made out of tape

(Cock Tuesday Cock Tuesday!, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:35, archived)

dawn

is that you?

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:38, archived)

i really miss dawn syndrome

but i miss algoyo more

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:39, archived)

Now there's

a blast from the past.

(

Smallbrainfield, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:41, archived)

yeah

algoyo was dawn syndrome but she was more fun to chat to

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:43, archived)

i miss dawns fetid numpty

and her twisted stumpy hand.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:44, archived)

i'm 99% convinced you are a regular pissing about

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:38, archived)

what constitutes the 1%?

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:39, archived)

fear of the unknown

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:40, archived)

it is just possible

that hermione is one of those slightly menatla people like davew27
but it's a very minor possibility

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:40, archived)

look I'm really sorry

but I was under the impression that people on beta posted strange and interesting things. I'm not trying to be crazy, in fact I hate it when people do that.

(Cock Tuesday Cock Tuesday!, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:43, archived)

You hate it when people are crazy

Or when people try to be crazy?

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:46, archived)

the latter

I quite like eccentric people

(Cock Tuesday Cock Tuesday!, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:48, archived)

Hehehe

Welcome then :)

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:49, archived)

LOOK AT ME!

I'M SO CRAZY ME!

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:48, archived)

pfffffftttttttttttt!

*points*

*whispers*
TWAT!

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:50, archived)

i'm not replying

i'm just looking at the rude word

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:52, archived)

haha, OMG

*dances round*

i'm a alien, i'm a alien, i'm a alien

*whizzes comedy bowtie*

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:48, archived)

i'm an A-LEE-EN eat-ing pork!

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:51, archived)

is that hasslehoff brand pre smoked pork?

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:55, archived)

yes

for some time I have been considering the possibility that davew27 is actually Backstreet.

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:44, archived)

I'm ptretty sure that

a few of the recent trolls could be Fanj.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:26, archived)

Monosodium glutamate

and meat derivatives

(

DogHorse plop, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:40, archived)

that's a vagina, dear

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:39, archived)

i made a wallet out of tape

and a strap for a watch

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:40, archived)

What colour tape did you use?

If you used silver nobody would be able to tell

(Cock Tuesday Cock Tuesday!, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:41, archived)

well...

if you made a leather watch strap out of silver tape it would look a bit off.

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:42, archived)

:7D

Sorry being dizzy.

(Cock Tuesday Cock Tuesday!, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:44, archived)

like a whirlpool it never ends?

And it's you, girl, making it spin?

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:06, archived)

it was silver

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:43, archived)

that's just magic

loveit

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:31, archived)

woo

tis mental

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Tue 15 May 2007, 14:31, archived)

fookin

braw

have a click

(jammietarts ..., Tue 15 May 2007, 14:32, archived)

whoah!

(

rogan, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:32, archived)

Thats

fuckin great

(

DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:32, archived)

hahaha, wonderful!

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:32, archived)

*mind leaks slowly out ofear*

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:32, archived)

Great stuff

My head keeps unconsciously tilting to the left as I watch it

(

fuscous, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:32, archived)

engageing

it's looks like the fractal system of picard!

WOO!

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:32, archived)

class

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:33, archived)

Mutaded Monty

Giving B3tards nightmares since 1911

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:33, archived)

Mmmmmmm

says 14:29 on his posting is your clock right?

(

The Tig and me, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:36, archived)

but it's ony 14:38

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:38, archived)

fuck off with the time!

i didn't ask for the time!
why are you all telling me the time!?!?

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:40, archived)

i don't see the point.

arrgghh fucking rain, fucking bastard weather.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:46, archived)

there are no points, if there were, it'd look like this!

19:11

i like the way the sun tried to trick me this morning
but i knew he wasn't hanging around for long!

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:49, archived)

it's a fucking monsoon here

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:53, archived)

Monsoon 5?

i feel for you

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:56, archived)

beautifully done

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:33, archived)

YES!

Fabulous stuff as usual!

(

Smallbrainfield, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:35, archived)

lovely stuff

(

beaubodor blogless, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:35, archived)

Hahahaha!

You're too good at these.

Today has been surprisingly free of crap noobs.

*jinxes it*

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:36, archived)

Wooooo!

Hypnopicard!

(

Weetobix, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:36, archived)

this is really messing with my head

I'm sure the right-hand Picard suddenly sprouts ears, but I can't tell when

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:36, archived)

you must be imagining things..

;)

(

mutated monty, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:51, archived)

Oh my dear Lord!

wonderful.

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 15 May 2007, 14:38, archived)

Excellent

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:38, archived)

it's stealing my miiiind!

*fears*

(

i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:39, archived)

al..most.....there

another few minutes should do it

(

VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:45, archived)

Wow!

That gets this!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:55, archived)

This hurts my face.

Woo!

(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:59, archived)

Flippin'ace, man!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:11, archived)

This is Oarsome!

WOO!

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:46, archived)

Truly and utter

WOO!

(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:47, archived)

Ha ha, brilliant!

Knobbly headed Picards will take over the universe, fact

(

Sheep!, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:26, archived)

wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

brilliant!

(

Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:12, archived)

InfiniStewart

meet infinidolye

(stunt_penguin | missed his b3ta birthday :'(, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:30, archived)

truly mesmerising!

woo

(

kingofpork is the king of pork, Tue 15 May 2007, 18:07, archived)

To goldly bo...

This is most excellent

(maninthespoon, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:50, archived)

fractalicious

(

alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Wed 16 May 2007, 3:39, archived)

arf!

what is it with you and picard :)

(

c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 16 May 2007, 21:19, archived)

(

Smallbrainfield, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:27, archived)

hahahahahahaha

you utter loon

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:27, archived)

HAHAHAHA

I know where that's going :)

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:28, archived)

hehe

fucking hell

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:28, archived)

Hahahahaha!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:28, archived)

POOVE

there's a word you don't hear every day

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:38, archived)

Which is almost a tragedy

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:49, archived)

Haha

Jeez.

(

DogHorse plop, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:29, archived)

That's really horrible

That frame where the woman is crying is awful

(Cock Tuesday Cock Tuesday!, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:29, archived)

did we ever decide whether you were real, or just a regular pissing about?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:32, archived)

I'm not sure I follow

I'm not on here very often - only when I have things to do :D If that helps?

(Cock Tuesday Cock Tuesday!, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:33, archived)

yes

she's so upset that shes changed her cardigan.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:36, archived)

well observed

I missed that

(Cock Tuesday Cock Tuesday!, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:39, archived)

Well spotted there.

She's also had the window by the sink completely replaced and lowered by about 8 inches in the last frame.

(

Smallbrainfield, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:40, archived)

Haha

I'll be emailing rob to request its removal from the fp due to continuity issues :)

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:52, archived)

haha!

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:29, archived)

hahahaha

yet another reason to use ecover :)

(

i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:30, archived)

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:30, archived)

Hahah

I love this. lots.

Edit: Congrats on the instant FP!

(thick as a brick I think a no, I mean a yes, but it's all wrong, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:33, archived)

Pffft!

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:39, archived)

Got that stuff in my eyes once!

lairy bastard stuff! LOL

(

op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:49, archived)

hahahahaha

that's utterly fantatstick

w/y/h

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 15 May 2007, 14:59, archived)

hahaha best front page in ages!!

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:48, archived)

For Mrs Trellis

Not what she asked for at all, but meh . . .

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:22, archived)

Yay!

Top blowjob!

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

(

Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:23, archived)

Did you make all those animated things?

Do you have one of a cat?

(Cock Tuesday Cock Tuesday!, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:30, archived)

er, no... and no... I've got a bunny though...

I'll see if I can find a cat for you!

(

Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:39, archived)

hatpunzel hatpunzel let down your hair

woo

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 15 May 2007, 14:23, archived)

*pokes twenty foot pubes out of flies*

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:25, archived)

GERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIM!!!!

;)

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:43, archived)

haha, nice

and she's got a socket spare for a winch

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:24, archived)

hahaha!

excellent !

(

beaubodor blogless, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:25, archived)

Her hair is a sine wave.

Here's an aural representation of her hair:
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:25, archived)

Mmmmmmm . . .

oral . . .
Hehehehe!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:29, archived)

glees

what is that 1.21 gigawatts?

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:26, archived)

hahahaha, crikey, she shoudl have melted her face by now!

nice one, fella!

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:27, archived)

That's making my eyes bleed =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:27, archived)

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:28, archived)

she loves her minamilist decorating

tres-WOO!

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:32, archived)

Aw, ta!

Although I knew you'd post as soon as I disappeared for a minute...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:37, archived)

yep!

I'm the reason the bushes emit low groans now and again . . .
Arf! Welcome hun!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:44, archived)

Bloody Hell - It's not even time for the memorial concert

and they've brought Joe Strummer back to life and have sold out..

Unshopped

Blog & Archive

(

beaubodor blogless, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:14, archived)

Paris calling, to the underworld...!

(

Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:14, archived)

That's a lovely dragon

(Cock Tuesday Cock Tuesday!, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:15, archived)

~~dragon~~ hat

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:16, archived)

Sorry...

he was shy!

(

Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:17, archived)

Isn't that the dragon I made?

/relurk

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:18, archived)

*rugby tackles*

hi.

ok you can go now

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:19, archived)

*falls on face*

OUCH :(

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:25, archived)

Yup... I stole it in a ramraid.

(

Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:20, archived)

You bugger!

(I've got some more somewhere if you want)

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:21, archived)

always up for a nice hat...

just point me in the right direction and I'll send Bonzo to get them...

(

Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:23, archived)

oooooOOOooooo nice doggy

they're all on my photobucket unfortunately

I should start using them again, also I've learnt how to animate now ....ooooh posibilities.

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:27, archived)

*grapples ineffectually*

AGAIN!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:20, archived)

slippery little bugger isn't she?

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:22, archived)

Aye . . .

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:23, archived)

MUAHAHAHAHAA

I'll be back again sooon.... and then you'll all be sorry!

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:27, archived)

bloody hell

'noon!

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:16, archived)

'lo

(

Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:17, archived)

hehehe

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:14, archived)

...and Charles is already getting into the spirit with a taxing diecision to make on the concert...

"Should one stay, or should one go"?

/nice addition pic sir!

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:15, archived)

anything to get out a repost :-)

(

beaubodor blogless, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:21, archived)

The sharif don't like it....

Crashin' the black car
(crashin' the black car)

Sorry.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:15, archived)

pfft!

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:19, archived)

arf

(

i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:15, archived)

Rock the cash bar

Yay

(

The Tig and me, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:17, archived)

Pffft.

I spotted this on the BBC website the other day, also unshopped.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:18, archived)

hahaha!

(

beaubodor blogless, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:19, archived)

pffff

(

i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:20, archived)

God, 10 years coming up

August is going to be unbearable

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:20, archived)

unless you're a florist

(

beaubodor blogless, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:21, archived)

or a Daily Express reader...

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:23, archived)

10 years eh?

*ponders*

We should mark the occasion by crashing her in effigy.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:25, archived)

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:22, archived)

hahaha

god, I'm so glad I saw that before I started this cup of tea

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:25, archived)

i was staring at that for ages before i notice what you'd done

*belms*

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:28, archived)

that mean friends of mine would ahve been married 10 years

in the anniversary of her funeral.

and me and mrs thor have been together for over 10 years now as well.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:31, archived)

Inspiration from below...

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:08, archived)

I used to love TinTin

although a friend of mine told me there were racist books!

(Cock Tuesday Cock Tuesday!, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:09, archived)

everything's racist.

monkey racist
banana racist
whole market racist

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:11, archived)

everything's cruel according to you

chaining the elephant down is cruel
pulling the elephant's tail is cruel
shouting in his ears is cruel

everything is CRUEL

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:12, archived)

we must send aid now to help the Elephant remove it's trunk from it's anus!!

OMG! it's head has gone all small and white
and it's ears have fallen off!
now the Vet is stuck inside her Anus!
this is terrible news

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:13, archived)

brasseye wins!

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:15, archived)

CAKE!

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:17, archived)

NONCE SENSE

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:19, archived)

O_o

*rinses mind*

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:20, archived)

you're talking nonce-sense!

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:19, archived)

The Day Today?

or am I mistaken?

(

Weetobix, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:15, archived)

Same with me and Rupert...

then I read this racist little tale! (link sent to me, I don't usually look at the host site!)

www.aryanunity.com/rupert.html

:-(

(

Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:14, archived)

a mate of mine

had that book when he was a kid. found it last year. shocking stuff (then again, it was published in the Daily Express...)

(

i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:20, archived)

i had no idea what was going on

so i googled 'pecarino' and it told me that it's 'pecorino'
so, erm, something

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:11, archived)

'i had no idea what was going on'

Sounds like everyday for me.

;)

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:12, archived)

duddlum dum
weeoo weeoo weeooweeooweeoooo oooooooooo

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:13, archived)

I think it may be a word to describe what my Great Granddad used to call

'an ethnic'.

Which was pretty much anyone brown.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:14, archived)

aha like 'picaninny'

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:15, archived)

I'm assuming so.

I'm fairly useless when it comes to things like this, I'm afraid. Bit too modern for all that.

Plus the manwife's mixed race, can't be going around throwing out racially judgemental adjectives.

Well, not all the time. He's getting annoyed.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:17, archived)

or the Labour Leadership Election

/Tim Brook-Taylor jokebook

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:18, archived)

I know someone

who still says this.
I'm afraid it makes me giggle.

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:16, archived)

Grunty!

*manhugs*

Long time no see - how are you matey?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:12, archived)

Afternoonerlingoes, Boss

I'm pretty good, all things considered - found your sideline business the other day...

Edit: So, your secret 'weekend name' is Eugene, eh?

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:14, archived)

Haha, ace.

Eugene Martin is my twin step-brother.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:20, archived)

Look Out!

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:27, archived)

Like that.

Like that a lot.

:)

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:30, archived)

centre-justify ftw!

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:38, archived)

A friend wanted Green Wing characters drawn, here's part 1

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:00, archived)

Heh heh

Not seen that in ages!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:01, archived)

excellent

I love Green Wing
woo

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 15 May 2007, 14:01, archived)

Can I have a Dr. Alan Staham, Consultant Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-diologist please :)

*flutters eyelids*

/only cos I apparently do a spot-on impersonation of him after a few sherberts, and as a character, he made that show

I guess I should woo these as well, so here it is... WOO!

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:01, archived)

eventually, yes

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:03, archived)

huzzah!

Joanna brought me here once... to discuss hospital employment policy. Surreptitiously however, I was bringing her to climax with a breadstick

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:04, archived)

hahahahahaha

I loved the first series, but found the second fell apart badly, the special was good though.

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:10, archived)

'ning Archie

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:04, archived)

'ning fella!

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:05, archived)

*pings Archie*

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:11, archived)

^This

And then can we have Mrs Brittas? Or Joanna, or whatever her name is...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:05, archived)

I wish i was your friend

I would ask for all sorts of things to be drawn

(Cock Tuesday Cock Tuesday!, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:02, archived)

^ this.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:03, archived)

Oi!

www.b3ta.com/board/7189275
we need to sort a venue for tomorrow

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:04, archived)

Oi oi saveloy.

That'd be you, Dave =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:07, archived)

It hardly stops us.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:03, archived)

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Y!

NEW HOOSE!

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:09, archived)

Yes!!!!

*dances*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:12, archived)

*comes to stay uninvited*

*hides in loft - drills peep holes*

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:14, archived)

Wouldn't bother me.

Only the upstairs flats have attics.

And I'm down here *waves*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:16, archived)

pah!

*wonders why i've not seen Muffins for the whole 3 months i've been hiding...*

*follows the smell of reefer*

HA HA! I'VE FOUND YOU!!

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:19, archived)

Bastardo!

You can't come in, I'm watching Ricky Gervais and guiltily finding him funny.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:22, archived)

Animals i hope!

Politics was a bit meh

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:32, archived)

you can ask

I might not do them

but you can ask.

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:04, archived)

I would probably ask for you to draw a picture of me and my friends having a picinc on the beach

(Cock Tuesday Cock Tuesday!, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:06, archived)

hmmm,

that's the sort of thing I charge money for. But will do it if you want and I have the time.

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:20, archived)

What do you need to zombie-fy us?

Picture-wise?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:09, archived)

a picture of you

Details in my profile

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:10, archived)

Blondy one

was met by my guitarist in Tescos down my road.

And I think Dr Secretan's fit.

That's about it really.

Lo toasty! Woo!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:03, archived)

'lo Cap

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:05, archived)

lovely.

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:03, archived)

ha ha!

great likenessessess!

:P

i didn't watch the last series though
is it just me or did the quality take a dive?

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:03, archived)

I think it's just you.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:09, archived)

i used to love it

but remember watching the first episode of the new series
and not laughing once :(

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:10, archived)

I assumed they changed script writers

it just all went tits up, and the last episode of the series was awful. But I did like the wedding special

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:12, archived)

it was one of those times

when you big it up to all your friends in the
hope to garner new fans, then just feel really embarrassed
that it isn't funny anymore and everyone thinks
you have crap taste....

:S

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:16, archived)

hur

no

my sis goes out with one of the writers

I prefer Allo Allo meself

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:19, archived)

has she sucked all the funnies from him?

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:37, archived)

massively

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:11, archived)

Hahahaha!

You've rendered Secretan's topmiler perfectly!

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:05, archived)

Smashing!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:06, archived)

wootage!

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:09, archived)

Green Wing was the best, thats a fitting tribute :)

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:11, archived)

hahaha

ace. One of the best shows ever. I love Guy's topmiler and glad you included it.

Guy: Now remember, don't leave the parish, if you get to the maison, put your hand up and shout, "Maison!"
Mac: Maison!
Guy: There are no hedgehogs, and no burrowing tactics. I won the toss, so sticklers are random. Have you got that?
Martin: No, not really.
Guy: Good. Go!

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:14, archived)

Awesome!

Have a woo!

(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:21, archived)

hooray!

splendid stuff.

series one was very good.

series two was a bit poo, it tried to be all sit-comy

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:41, archived)

^this man speaks truth^

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:54, archived)

my biskits is breathing

i finally remebered to put the webcam on my biscuits this morning.

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:50, archived)

Hot throbbing one on one barely legal xxx biscuit action!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:51, archived)

hahaha!

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:51, archived)

:D yay!

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:52, archived)

those watering eyes are especially chortable

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:53, archived)

he's got a little cream centred stiffy

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:54, archived)

haven't we all

(

mugatu, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:58, archived)

COR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:53, archived)

haha I love this

(

mugatu, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:56, archived)

This is brilliant.

(

Aenesis, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:57, archived)

hahaha

splendid

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:00, archived)

BISCUIT WANG!

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:04, archived)

YAY for throbbing biscuit action

*buys adult-check pass*

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:54, archived)

SEXY!

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:52, archived)

I wonder if you could get a camera inside an Aga

(Cock Tuesday Cock Tuesday!, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:52, archived)

Agcameraa

there you go

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:53, archived)

Pffft

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:00, archived)

drill a hole in the door.

and ruin the aga

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:54, archived)

i dunno. I was tring to figuire out a way to kill the white dots painted on the glass

but couldnt

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:55, archived)

well

that's graping my squildo more than somewhat

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:52, archived)

It's a face hugger waiting to happen...

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:52, archived)

waiting

waiting

to happen

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:54, archived)

They mostly come at night, mostly

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:01, archived)

moistly

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:06, archived)

cor!

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:53, archived)

i'd like a biscuit please

a non-breathing one is preferable

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:53, archived)

first I was afraid

I was petrified
but it turned out not to be a baking foetus after all

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:54, archived)

and i grew strong

and so i dunked a choccy bour~bon

and now you're flapjack
from outta space

i just walked in to find you sitting there
rich tea crumbs upon your face

i should have changed that stupid lock
should have made you give me that rich tea

if i knew for just one second
you'd be back to dunking meeeee!

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:57, archived)

Oof

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:58, archived)

POW!

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:59, archived)

Aims rifle....

...

(

The Tig and me, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:00, archived)

superbery!

(

Funkster, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:01, archived)

Class.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:59, archived)

woo

that's ace

I'm going to makes some sultana scones tonight
(was going to make them last night but couldn;t be arsed)

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 15 May 2007, 14:01, archived)

great

beatsynchron to the music i'm listening to :D

(Baron Barbecue sorry - it wasn't me!, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:13, archived)

that is very creepy

(

mutated monty, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:36, archived)

crikey

that biscuit's alive!

Alive I say!

ALIVE!

(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:06, archived)

Shit Joke

Sorry for the crap style. I'm on a little laptop with no mouse and no photoshop.

(Stupot looks at his watch, and it says, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:33, archived)

Seamless!

i like her cup/knuckle duster

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:34, archived)

That's just what I said.

(Stupot looks at his watch, and it says, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:34, archived)

YOU said "Sorry for the crap style. I'm on a little laptop with no mouse and no photoshop."

:P

i didnt say at was crap!

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:39, archived)

hahahaha

i think the seams go very well with that kind of joke haha
wooo

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:34, archived)

it *is* a shit joke

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:35, archived)

Steamless

TJ
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/6647011.stm

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 13:34, archived)

it looks REALLY* impressive

*ya rly

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:38, archived)

scratch: the MSPAINT of animation

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:40, archived)

hahaha

OI!

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:43, archived)

heheh

your anims put this to shame

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:45, archived)

*sexes*

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:47, archived)

i've created a computer programme now

it's as easy as that....

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:41, archived)

it's like saying you can play the guitar just because you are good at Guitar hero

(

mugatu, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:45, archived)

what!?

you mean, i can't play the guitar even though i'm great* at Guitar Hero!?!??!

*on easy setting

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:47, archived)

That game

is ACE!

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:51, archived)

Jimi Hendrix never got anywhere on Guitar Hero

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:47, archived)

something to do with being dead

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:48, archived)

pffffft!

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:51, archived)

i'm the new wimbldon hopeful

i've been playing Wii sports non stop.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:48, archived)

Wii Golf is the most infuriating thing EVER!!!

*little flick*
*little flick*
*little flick*
*little flick*
*holds A - HUMONGOUS FLICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
bugger

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:50, archived)

Like when I thought I could skateboard

cos I was ace at Tony Hawks PS1 game...

I fell on me arse much to the amusement of the kids watching

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:52, archived)

they use a computer game called America's Army

to recruit for the Forces in USA...

says it all really

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:03, archived)

eh?

we had almost the exact same thing at school on the RM NIMBUS - and that was back in like 1992 or summat.

we got banned from using it because you could set the characters to walk, but not move them anywhere, so they looked like they were humping
then you added some swear words etc

anyway - it's bindun

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 15 May 2007, 13:42, archived)

really?

and why didn't your teacher inform me of this?
*phones school - complains*
*considers suitable punishment*

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:48, archived)

wasn't me

can't prove anything

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 15 May 2007, 14:00, archived)

i don't need proof!

*sends to bed early without tea*

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:05, archived)

:¬(

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 15 May 2007, 14:22, archived)

ha ha so popular that their server crashed.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:07, archived)

Oh dear oh dear!

but then...

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:35, archived)

i can't figure out the letter

that appears twice in the last line...

*headaches*

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:36, archived)

yes it's a bit odd isn't it

it is an F.

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:36, archived)

ahhhh!

i would never have guessed that!

:D

erm....
*still doesn't get the joke...

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:38, archived)

never?

are you illiterate?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:42, archived)

seems so

*gives in and checks filename*

ahhhhh!
oooooooooooooh!
ow!

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:44, archived)

he is

kneading on the groyne sounds sufficiently like kneed him in the groin to warrant a seamless animation*!

*or at least it does in a world that contains the Hat

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:44, archived)

i had no idea that was a groyne

that's my problem :D

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:45, archived)

I luvzit

also - I'm going to get a T Shirt with 'getty images' in all faint letter across it so that when I get photographed it will look like it's been stolen... with hilarious concequences.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:46, archived)

hahahaha

what a lovely idea!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:48, archived)

needlessly geeky joke

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:00, archived)

yes it is

(

but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:07, archived)

that's a braw idea

or just "ttysima" to simulate cropping ;)

(

fross Read your email on, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:01, archived)

kneading the groyne?

I mean...really

(

xian, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:44, archived)

I know

I'm sorry, I shall go and flagellate myself

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:47, archived)

Gah, the punnage!

TJ: I've just been sent a sickeningly cloying chain email from my friend who works at one of the Sodding fUcking Newspapers about Madeline McCann...can anyone supply me with links to some of the stuff that was posted on here yesterday so I can let her know that I'm entirely the wrong person to send this kind of email to?

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:36, archived)

don't

it would be bad
merely send a blank email with 'unsubscribe' in the header

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:38, archived)

hahaha

(

scoshi pretending to diet since, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:52, archived)

you could always delete it and forget about it

like i do with all Spam that finds it's way into my inbox....

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:38, archived)

This^

makes sense

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:41, archived)

delete it

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:39, archived)

THIS IS WHY YOU HAVE THE NAME YOU DO

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 13:41, archived)

hmmm

it says swollentip.com
I'm guessing I shouldn't click it.

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:42, archived)

not under any circumstance

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 13:43, archived)

you fucking twat

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:41, archived)

I'm still chewing my hand

and clenching my legs

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 13:42, archived)

the content doesn't bother me

it's the fact that i'm at work, in an open plan office full of women

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:43, archived)

don't clickthe part 2 link then!

Horrible - you really are a shit :)

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 13:43, archived)

what's part two?

or will i have to wait till i get home?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:44, archived)

its similar but worse

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 13:45, archived)

I was briefly back in my old place...

as a kind of an ubertroll. Apologies Micto.

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:44, archived)

*shakes fist ineffectually at monitor*

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:49, archived)

you dirty cunt

I forgot my policy of never falling for that sort of "japery"

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:42, archived)

you got me with meatspin in the first place :)

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:45, archived)

I can assure you that it was not me who got you with meatspin!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:49, archived)

perhaps that was the day when everyone was being you

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:51, archived)

all the ladies were beside themselves that day!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:01, archived)

I think it was deus_ed that started posting that link in every reply

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:52, archived)

glasscocks says it was Archie!

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:56, archived)

seems unlikely!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:03, archived)

it was two, maybe three years ago

that deus_ed gave us meatspin and later also RPS

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:05, archived)

cunt cunt cunt cunt

get me sacked from work why don't you

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:42, archived)

oops

that was a bit naughty really. Sorry folks!

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:43, archived)

ooooo you!

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 13:44, archived)

You think?

Arse

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:44, archived)

ah, gone are the days when I posted naughty links all over the place...

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:47, archived)

I don't usually fall for them

I just forgot myself. If I was at work it would have been filtered though - I hope!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:52, archived)

my deagostini radar successfully deflected it

hurrah for me

*awards self biscuit*

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:45, archived)

*waits five minutes*

it's ok, the Nazis haven't swooped yet
i think we're in the clear!

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:46, archived)

hahaha

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:47, archived)

is it 'send this to 10 other people or [insert fearful event] will happen'?

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:39, archived)

I have received that too

just delete it

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 13:40, archived)

you'd get outed

as the sick internet weirdo that you are.

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:40, archived)

I wasn't here much

but shirley you can glasscock some

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:42, archived)

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:41, archived)

haha

I love teh seams

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:43, archived)

LOL UNSHOPPED.

I AM MOCKING AN EX SOAPSTAR. yes.
unshopped photos are allowed. suck on my fat one.

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:28, archived)

Who's that?

/clueless blog

(

in vino veritas, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:28, archived)

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 13:29, archived)

Tutt, ya big silly!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:29, archived)

is bombhead? or knobhead?

whatever he is called

(

executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:28, archived)

CORRECT!

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:32, archived)

is that...

it is!!
BOMBHEAD!!!!!!!!!!

WOO!
come back to oaks! it's not been the same since
you were feeding your dead mother!
:D

Edit:
my bro and bassist from Muse

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:28, archived)

Hollyoaks?????

my kids watch that shit

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 13:31, archived)

shut up, dad

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:32, archived)

sorry

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 13:32, archived)

fucking hell

who are those two unfortunate creatures, and where is their carer?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:33, archived)

could be worse

/ginger blog

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:35, archived)

I read that as 'career'

much the same effect

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 13:35, archived)

hahaha!

not even text onna picture! LOL!

Who's the beardy, Tutt?
*huggles*

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:28, archived)

which one is you?

why ami looking at someone that i don't recognise?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:29, archived)

hello lully

who's the ugly fuck? And why is the bloke with her?

;)

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:29, archived)

heh

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:31, archived)

zomg! red hair!

who's that next to you?

P.s. do you have a really small head?

(

Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 15 May 2007, 13:30, archived)

He has a huge head but is mega short

made me rofl

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:32, archived)

*finds draw point in toilet*

/least-relevant ac

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:31, archived)

Ena Sharples?

;)

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:31, archived)

Yo Arch!

Braw! WWTBAM pic!
Have a Woo!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:32, archived)

Bomb 'ed

i bet he fancies you.

[edit]i think you looked better with blackhair, just for your information. ;)

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:32, archived)

it was DARK BROWN

and i get FAR more attention with it red... q;

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:35, archived)

red FTW, all the way

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:35, archived)

I vote for transparent hair

made of quelg

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:37, archived)

what the galloping christ does that mean?

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:38, archived)

it's a ghee substitute

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:40, archived)

GHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:41, archived)

you'd butter not start with that shit again

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:46, archived)

this is why I didn't put it in in the first place

though that's now largely academic, like a corpulent don

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:49, archived)

but is it the right kind of attention?

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:42, archived)

fnar

*chuckles at bombhead feeding his dead mum*

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 15 May 2007, 13:35, archived)

/quick and dirty

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:37, archived)

what have you changed?

*stares*

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:39, archived)

the hair. slightly darker shade of red

*points*

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:42, archived)

christ, it's Matt le Blanc

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:41, archived)

how you doin?

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:43, archived)

heh, now that you mention it...

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:46, archived)

hahaha

(

Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:02, archived)

ha ha ha!!

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:08, archived)

hahaha

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 15 May 2007, 13:43, archived)

Luckily, I don't know who these people are

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:46, archived)

Not meaning to sound crude

but that thing your doing with your fingers and tounge... Where I come from that's used as a reference for giving head to some lass...

(

Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:01, archived)

You have a fat one?

I'm intrigued

(

Donutposse www.myspace.com/donutposse, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:54, archived)

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:21, archived)

COR!

nuclear boilers eh? whatever next!

Hello Mr Jack!

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:22, archived)

Hello, Mr Horrible.

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:23, archived)

how are you keeping? All good, I hope?

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:25, archived)

yeps.

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:26, archived)

excellent, excellent

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:27, archived)

Are you Mr Horrible as in...

Mr Incredible? Do you have an outfit?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:26, archived)

He has a great costume

it involves a fez.

(

in vino veritas, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:28, archived)

on the groin area....

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:30, archived)

Pffffffff *tea* ffffffft!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:44, archived)

you really shouldn't ask too many questions

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 13:28, archived)

I do!

Fez and a leather jacket is generally the way.

I should take to wearing y-fronts on the outside of my trousers or something.

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:28, archived)

soz you're poorly, chap

GWSoon!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:30, archived)

thanks Sir!

I'm going to have a lie down shortly and hopefully that'll help.

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:31, archived)

*cuddles*

*relurks*

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:37, archived)

*grapples ineffectually*

Bah! She's like a shadow . . .
Arf! Mwwwah! Love ya, H!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:38, archived)

gosh!

*huggles*

free on the evening of the 21st? Hare and Hounds? Giggage!

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:40, archived)

*fears the denizens*

Woo!

(

in vino veritas, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:22, archived)

are they the ones that look like gear sticks?

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 13:23, archived)

ludo pieces

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:23, archived)

the world's most tedius board game ever

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 13:27, archived)

monopoly and trivial pursuit

can get rather boring after a while

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:31, archived)

Yes

(

in vino veritas, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:23, archived)

*Beeeg hugs*

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:27, archived)

'lo!

I'm off back to w*rk now, t'ra!

(

in vino veritas, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:29, archived)

Bah!

*sneaks another huggle in*
Mwwah!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:31, archived)

Look out! Behind you!

/pantomime

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:23, archived)

Saves on gas I guess

Yay for denizens!

(

PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:23, archived)

quick!

twat him on the head

(horrid, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:24, archived)

THEY'RE BEHIND YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:D

wh00p! wh00p!

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:25, archived)

Hatssssssssssssyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:25, archived)

You really need a proper dayjob

so you can get back to the dayshift... :)

(

in vino veritas, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:27, archived)

I shall,I shall, Mistress!

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:31, archived)

horriblah!!

hoo~RAH!

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:27, archived)

Denizens!

Spang him, spang him hard!

(

FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:27, archived)

LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU !!

I love those denizens.

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:31, archived)

\o/

denizens ftw

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:39, archived)

Dude

sequential art kicks arse!

(Mr_SD, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:26, archived)

Whoooaaa!

Love the Art eyebrow action.

(Tealord - the Tesco Value David Tennant., Tue 15 May 2007, 15:56, archived)

Is that your 'final' answer, Mr. Tarrant?

Click pic for bigger

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:17, archived)

FP THIS NOW!

hahahah!

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:18, archived)

no can do i think

needs to be ~280px wide

(

wjh31, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:25, archived)

/old joke

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:32, archived)

Hahaha

He's all confused and doesn't know! :)

(

in vino veritas, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:18, archived)

bemused and amused

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 13:19, archived)

Just confused.

(

Aenesis, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:20, archived)

Hahahaha

That's got to be worth a DVD recorder at the very least!

EDIT: He's actually a really nice guy.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:19, archived)

I got my Zoo-paid for DVD recorder yesterday (finallY)

Cheap tat.
The stargate DVDs I asked them not to bother with (but they sent me anyway) are worth more.

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:21, archived)

WASPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:22, archived)

HOZZZZZZZAAAAAAA!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:27, archived)

TO EBAY!

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:23, archived)

TO BEL AIR!

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:26, archived)

Posted the first stargate box set

to some ~~mug~~ lovely person today

the recorder is so cheap it might be more fun to simply go at it with a ballpeen hammer.

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:27, archived)

Film it for the newsletter if you do :)

(

in vino veritas, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:30, archived)

haha

not a bad idea!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:31, archived)

don't forget to recycle the remains at an appropriate council facility

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:36, archived)

I was thinking of posting the remains back to emap...

ungrateful little cunt that I am.

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:38, archived)

don't suppose it's small enough to fit inside a microwave :(

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:32, archived)

put your nob in the disc tray

*supplies director's commentary*

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:34, archived)

the disc tray is far too slimline!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:37, archived)

at least you got something

i didn't even get a reply to my emails.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:29, archived)

hahah

attack this fine audience

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 13:19, archived)

hahaha

(

spacehog, Wed 16 May 2007, 3:42, archived)

<ignorant of the true facts of the case>

i personally think they should do the bloke who's complained for wasting police time
/ignorant of the true facts of the case

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:19, archived)

hahaha

*deleted - cos didn;t see teh bit at top :¬D*

woo

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 15 May 2007, 13:20, archived)

Roasted!

(

Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:20, archived)

Hahaha

This is funny too!

(

in vino veritas, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:21, archived)

rub Lime Pickle in their eyes

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 13:21, archived)

That's just

inhumane

(

hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:00, archived)

"this is the last point at which you might go down for life

but we won't let the happen"

Nice.

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:20, archived)

haha

I love the prize table.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:21, archived)

Tag it...

(

Aenesis, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:21, archived)

it is...

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:21, archived)

Oh yeah,

*go and buys new glasses*

(

Aenesis, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:25, archived)

The waiter should have said to Tarrant as he held the fork

'Poppadam down and nobody gets hurt...'

i'll get my coat then...

(

The Tig and me, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:25, archived)

it pains me to...

but,

WOO!

:D heh! heh!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:28, archived)

he dies at the end ;)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:31, archived)

we all die in the end....

/emo blog

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:37, archived)

Haha, nicely!

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:29, archived)

Cops are getting REALLY tough round my way...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:54, archived)

What happens if you do cross him?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:55, archived)

shame on....er....cross him....

A fool can't be fooled again.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:56, archived)

hahahaha

now Tony's off, can we have George for a while??

get him on Have I Got News For You

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 12:58, archived)

have I got PFIs for you, for the next 25 years

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:58, archived)

this was my favourite

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 13:04, archived)

heh

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:05, archived)

hahaha...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:06, archived)

He won't understand the rhetoric of the title though.

Imagine being THAT booking agent.

'No, Mr Bush, I didn't mean for you to answer me, it's the name...'

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:59, archived)

you wake up with an antelope's head in bed next to you

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 12:57, archived)

Kinky

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:58, archived)

Rape, murder, arson and rape

Stampeding cattle isn't much of a crime!

Through the vatican . . . ?

Kinky . . .
Hahaha!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:59, archived)

WooYayBlazingSaddlesHoopla!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:01, archived)

my fave filum

FACT!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:01, archived)

Heh heh

TJ: Right folks, there's nowt on the telly: what should I watch?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:04, archived)

The Extraordinary Adventures of Goatse!

also, 'noon all!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:05, archived)

'Noon

But I don't have that one

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:07, archived)

that's because

I haven't made it yet.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:08, archived)

want me to film?

or lube?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:15, archived)

COR!

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in vino veritas, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:17, archived)

Hahaha

hello Sir! I am a little unwell, so the dayshift gets the dubious honour of my brief return.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:17, archived)

BOOO!

Get well soon, chap!
Bah!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:28, archived)

How's about

The warriors, or Princess Bride, or Blazing Saddles, or The Goonies or or ermm....ok I've run out of DVD boxes down here to name. Wotcha Mrs T

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:13, archived)

Princess Bride FTW

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:14, archived)

Damn tootin'

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:16, archived)

Wotcher funny person

Saw Blazing Saddles the other day. Princess Bride might work though. Or I might be really childish and watch Treasure Planet.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:15, archived)

we're at something of a disadvantage

as only you know what films you've actually got

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:16, archived)

Hundreds!

Most of the Disney ones
Three Mel Brooks
Half a ton of James Bond
Star Wars
Star Trek
Jane Austen
Tom Clancy
+ others
And then there's all the tv box sets!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:19, archived)

Have you got Six Feet Under?

Each of those is a good way to waste 13 hours

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fuscous, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:25, archived)

Sadly no

Do have all the series of M*A*S*H though

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:37, archived)

Treasure planet?

I'm guessing it's a space version of Treasure Island?

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:18, archived)

Disney film

Highly underrated imho

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:26, archived)

I'll have to watch it now

as I'm a film addict, and not knowing a film annoys me.

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:44, archived)

'noon horrible

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:15, archived)

'noon medi!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:19, archived)

'noon

most horrible of horribles :)

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in vino veritas, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:16, archived)

hello gorgeous

*mwah*

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:20, archived)

a book

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:08, archived)

Currently reading 'They Came and Ate Us'

But that's upstairs and I'm downstairs, the dog's asleep on my lap: it's all too much effort...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:11, archived)

type rude words into youtube

see what you get

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:12, archived)

type normal words into pornotube

see what you get

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 13:15, archived)

Did that yesterday :-)

Somehow ended up watching David Tennant on Ready Steady Cook: not sure how!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:16, archived)

A girly taking a day off sick?

Isn't it some sort of law (or old charter or something) that you have to watch Dirty Dancing?

If not, then it's got to be Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:11, archived)

fuck no

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:12, archived)

Meh

Not in the mood for DD and I haven't got Ferris Bueller.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:14, archived)

breakfast club

3 amigos
joe versus the volcano
tron

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:16, archived)

Scrapheap Challenge

all day on ITV7

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 13:16, archived)

robert llewelyn needs a blunt object speedily applied to his face

the smug eyebrowy CUNT

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:18, archived)

I have a blunt object ready for Lisa Rodgers

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 13:20, archived)

you dirty boy

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:24, archived)

that's axle grease

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 13:30, archived)

Life-size cutout of Bruce Springsteen dancing with a mop

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:15, archived)

*parp* *burp*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:06, archived)

do you have to rape twice to have it counted as a crime?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:16, archived)

we don't know that we're not to cross him

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:58, archived)

He makes you watch awful Steve Martin films

because he's the father of the pride

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:58, archived)

*smacks*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:59, archived)

Dont get catty with me

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:02, archived)

*sharpens claws*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:08, archived)

Hahaha!

Ace pun, that's the mane thing
Braw!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:59, archived)

...

*roars with laughter*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:01, archived)

It's all in the timing

you cant beat a well timed comedy paws

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:01, archived)

Pfft!

He didnt do nuffink!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:58, archived)

Rebel rebel

You face will be a mess...

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:11, archived)

Ooh,

you don't want to do that

(Lordfudgington is hiding the expense report filed on, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:00, archived)

Bad things will happen

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:02, archived)

hehehe!

Braw!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:03, archived)

Excellent.

Anyone remember Clarence the cross-eyed lion?

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nhojjohn, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:13, archived)

no, no . . .

we're all too young to remember Daktari . . .
DAMN!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:16, archived)

It's athletes foot cream innit?

*confused*

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in vino veritas, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:22, archived)

Except you and me,

Hi DTH!

Edit: Gosh, it's like a senior citizens' outing round here

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nhojjohn, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:22, archived)

eh?

speak up?

nice bit of 'am, yes
Hahaha!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:31, archived)

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