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...A few weeks before she appeared on the interweb, Isaac mendez painted this

...I'm so so so sorry, but it popped into my head whilst watching Heroes last night.

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:05, archived)

Isn't that Tommy Lee?

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:05, archived)

aaaargh he's painting the future!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:06, archived)

Ha ha

I love heroes, i want to have Hiro's love child

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 15 May 2007, 17:06, archived)

Which one's he?

I've only seen one episode due to having only shitty freeview at home.

Is he the *concentrate!* one?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:07, archived)

He's the Japanese one who can bend time and space.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:09, archived)

he's the wee jap' boy who looks like he's squeezing one out

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:10, archived)

He was also briefly in an episode of Scrubs.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:13, archived)

YES

Lab tech.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:14, archived)

franklin?

he's been in several episodes

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:16, archived)

There we are

I couldn't remember his name, only Dr Cox chucking the stool.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:18, archived)

I only realised he was in it

when I saw an episode last night where the Janitor tricked JD into being racist in front of him.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:19, archived)

OK then,

briefly in several epsiodes of Scrubs.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:17, archived)

oooh :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:16, archived)

He was also in

Goldmember, right near the end.

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:18, archived)

Yup, with the Glasses and looks a bit Asian

~~looks a bit~~ is

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 15 May 2007, 17:11, archived)

Pffft!

I don't think that could be mistaken for porn. I reckon you can get away without linking it.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:07, archived)

on your head be it

the blame, not the jet of.....never mind : )

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:08, archived)

Don't get it

So I'll just smile and nod

:-) *nods*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:08, archived)

He paints visions of the future

...and that is tubgirl. It was truly vomit inducing turning that photo into a painting like image.

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:10, archived)

So you did it because....?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:17, archived)

good question.....erm *scratches head*

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:20, archived)

Is that supposed to be

tubgirl?

(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:10, archived)

nods in shame

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:10, archived)

don't be ashamed

get it out of my head NOW

(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:14, archived)

eeeeewww..

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:17, archived)

Nice positioning of his hand...

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:14, archived)

What should I draw?

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PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:59, archived)

Deputy Dog!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:00, archived)

WILD HASLET!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:00, archived)

*high fives*

Y'alright sexy?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:00, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7190675

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:00, archived)

yes indeed ta!

and you?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:04, archived)

I'm grand!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:04, archived)

thass good to know!

Will you perchance be bashing it in Sheffield?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:07, archived)

A small boy worrying a giraffe.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:00, archived)

Spell Time right for a start. ;o)

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:00, archived)

deliberate misspelling I bet.

to be "cool".

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:06, archived)

and yes,

I are a hippercriticle twat

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:07, archived)

a Flidimide Sniper Loading

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 15 May 2007, 17:00, archived)

Haha, ^ this!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:01, archived)

Sexy nuns!

but dressed as French maids.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:00, archived)

spiderman deciding to go into the prostitution business

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 15 May 2007, 17:01, archived)

an animal with tits.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:01, archived)

Cliff Michelmore's Rubbing Bus

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:01, archived)

a midget raping himself with a spoon

while snow white looks on, pissed up on various car fluids

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:01, archived)

and Rolf Harris maturbates furiously in the background

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:02, archived)

scream ing "CAN YOU SEE WHAT IT IS YET"

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:04, archived)

as he flings his man muck all over snow white's waiting, exposed breasts

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:05, archived)

while she stuffs overripe plums up rolfs vast anal tract

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:06, archived)

scene!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:08, archived)

something without tits

and stop pampering to these idiots whims! ;)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:03, archived)

this ^^ except with tits

and more whims.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:04, archived)

^^ both of the above

with either more or less tits and whims as needed

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:05, archived)

I go for more

as an upstanding titizen and resident whimsical.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:06, archived)

the same old stuff

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:04, archived)

more stuff

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:11, archived)

Golden week Street show in Ginza Tokyo

i50.photobucket.com/albums/f349/Captain_Stu/Japan/Ginza%20Street%20Shows/STA60031.jpg for bigger picture.

(Stupot looks at his watch, and it says, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:56, archived)

nice half meg picture

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:57, archived)

Really?

Does it retain it's file size eve though i shrunk it in the img tabs?

(Stupot looks at his watch, and it says, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:59, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

um... Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:59, archived)

Im not new...

I thought I was doing good by shrinking it... I didnt know it wouls still be massive.

(Stupot looks at his watch, and it says, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:00, archived)

good lord, the irony was lost

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:02, archived)

In which case

your only reasonable response is to beat him to death with 10,000 spoons.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:05, archived)

isnt it ironic?

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:07, archived)

No, not even slightly

which is why it can be used only when irony has been lost.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:12, archived)

yes

and then some

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PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:00, archived)

yes

resize it in ps

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:01, archived)

oh for the love of a good hammer

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:05, archived)

Haha

That made me giggle.

I mean.. No, the IMG tag just controls how big it appears on screen, not how big it is.

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Tue 15 May 2007, 19:17, archived)

good bye everyone im off home.

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:58, archived)

Heh.

Cheerio!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:00, archived)

looks like some kind of patented jizz funneling technology

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:58, archived)

A bigger Picture?

what size is it?
Similar to that of Russia?

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 15 May 2007, 16:58, archived)

*hopes Prodge isn't lurking*

THAT LOADS SLOWER THAN A FLIDIMIDE SNIPER!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:58, archived)

hahahah

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:59, archived)

HAHA!

Fuckin love that joke! pfft!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:59, archived)

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:58, archived)

I think it's upsetting that my band refuse to cover the Nannageddon song.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:01, archived)

sack the lot of them.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:02, archived)

I would but I'm not the band starter

Ere, does this link work?

65.55.138.124/cgi-bin/getmsg/bitch_stole_my_fish_funny_picture.jpg

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:03, archived)

not through my webfilter it doesn't.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:04, archived)

punch them in the collective ovaries

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 15 May 2007, 17:03, archived)

But I'm the only one with ovaries!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:04, archived)

ok, kick them in the collective nut sack then

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 15 May 2007, 17:05, archived)

Oh fuck!

You better remove it before Mictoboy gets here!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:58, archived)

I read that as "golden shower week"

which confused me

and make it biggaaaaaaar!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:59, archived)

Thats nothing mate.

I now read the word Ghost as fucking Goatse! Imagine my 5 year nephews shock when i read him bears in the night last week!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:00, archived)

hahahaha

I used to be shocked by stuff

but then I arrived on b3ta

and now I laugh at innapropriate things

though having said that, pictures of wasps crawling all over a penis is something that I still can't quite manage to look at without screaming in terror

goatse is like "meh, yeah.." now though :)

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:03, archived)

Is that what Tubgirl is doing these days?

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:59, archived)

is she still doing the comedy circuit?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:07, archived)

How is it possible for this to be bigger?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:59, archived)

*looks at image*

*runs for the hills*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:01, archived)

I was saving it for just such an occasion

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:03, archived)

another tragic victim of circumstances

Hmm, I might make sausage casserole later

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:09, archived)

Ooh, ouch.

*winces*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:02, archived)

BLOODY HELL!

My bandwidth! My beautiful bandwidth!

SORT YOUR LIFE OUT, IDIOT!

/Board Nazi blog

EDIT: That's better.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:00, archived)

I want you

like warm admiral pie.

(Stupot looks at his watch, and it says, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:02, archived)

FAIL!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:01, archived)

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Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Tue 15 May 2007, 17:33, archived)

Spider yo-yo ahoy!

(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:38, archived)

I want one!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:39, archived)

Hahahaha

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:40, archived)

transcendently good

braw!

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PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:42, archived)

i onced ordered a package from america

it arrived slightly dented

it wasn't good :(

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:43, archived)

was it your shemale realdoll?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:44, archived)

dented!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:46, archived)

had the bust the cock?

i bet it looked like bill clinton naked.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:48, archived)

something odd

in our accounts system, i've just found an entry for 'echo and the bunnymen :S

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:51, archived)

that's not odd

everyone used to hire them

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:53, archived)

Can I jack for a second?

Is this horrid or nice?

www.dulux.co.uk/wcsstore/EUKDLX/en_US/images/collect/images/uks2003476_154.jpg

I think it's nice but I'm not to be trusted, and threaddeletingfucktards made off with my post the first time I tried to ask.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:56, archived)

nice,,, for a museum piece

not for living in.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:57, archived)

I think it's

one of those styles that's either horrid, or nice, depending on your taste.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:57, archived)

if you were wearing bright pink gothic lolita clothes

you'd fit right in

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:59, archived)

I'm replying to ron to save having to do this three times:

Thanks to all three of you, that's helped!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:00, archived)

I like the colour scheme

but not the spindley legs on the furniture

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:02, archived)

it's utterly Georgian

and horrid. I had to grow up in a place that was decorated like mad king Georges boudoir. I'm all for contemporary minimalism now.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:09, archived)

what was it?

Not a bride? It's a right bother trying iron any dents or kinks out of them.

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PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:44, archived)

kinks = good

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:45, archived)

I agree

*whips*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:46, archived)

ow!

I don't switch!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:47, archived)

Sorry, I'm a little hard of hearing

Did you say you want me to use a switch?
*switches*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:50, archived)

*paddles to safety*

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:51, archived)

You really got me, now

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PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:46, archived)

*gets*

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:48, archived)

girl

you really got me going
you got me so i can't sleep at night

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:51, archived)

*riffs*

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:51, archived)

try using the corby
much easier

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:45, archived)

Much trickier to steal from a hotel room though.

/Harry Hill

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:46, archived)

Yo, K-Mart!

*manhugs*

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:49, archived)

lies

i have one at home.

mind you the hotel was having a refit.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:49, archived)

Ah, Mr O'Fodin!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:04, archived)

ha ha!!

yay for teh lully!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:42, archived)

that's adorable!

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:43, archived)

\o/

Yay!

Spider is fat!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:46, archived)

He's not fat...

...he's just "big chitined".

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:48, archived)

oof

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:50, archived)

your profile is very orange

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PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:48, archived)

Yes

I am an oompa-lumpa

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:50, archived)

and what mighty fine oompa-lumpas they are!!

:D
*pervs*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:51, archived)

deary me...

I suppose someone was bound to say it...

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PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:52, archived)

i'm happy it was me

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:54, archived)

Sorry, what was that?

I can't hear, I'm upside down ;)

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:54, archived)

boy you turn me.....

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:55, archived)

I keep waiting for it to bite him

then his arm to inflate to the same size as an elephants wee wee

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 15 May 2007, 16:48, archived)

yayyyy

something even the spider can enjoy

(danecobain I have a new sig!, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:54, archived)

weeee he looks like he's having fun :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:57, archived)

Hitler stole my grandads yoyo. True story

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:58, archived)

Congratulations!!!! You have won!!!!

That told him.

(Stupot looks at his watch, and it says, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:36, archived)

any you have confirmed that that e-mail address exists...

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wjh31, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:37, archived)

yeh but,...

I get that email all the time, so whats the worse they can do.. send it to me again?

(Stupot looks at his watch, and it says, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:38, archived)

more and others more

and more

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:43, archived)

A drop in the ocean

(Stupot looks at his watch, and it says, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:44, archived)

^ and is active

expect more spam

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:39, archived)

Sssssh

Don't help!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:39, archived)

Why am I looking at your

anti-spam?

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PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:38, archived)

Well done

They've been looking at ways to reduce the amount of spam in the world. Why did nobody else think of that?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:40, archived)

I got one of those in the post.

A badly composed & photocopied letter saying that my agent in Spain bought some winning lottery tickets.

It must cost a fair amount to send all those spam letters out by post. They must be losing tonnes of cash.

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:40, archived)

Did you write back

forgetting to put a stamp on?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:41, archived)

Always makes me laugh when Greenpeace and other "eco friendly" groups post fucking leaflets and shit through the door, which goes straight in the bin.

(Stupot looks at his watch, and it says, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:43, archived)

~~bin~~ recycling

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:44, archived)

err.. yeh...

that's what I meant... I'm vegetarian, too by the way. And I refuse to drink coke, coz that song told me so.

(Stupot looks at his watch, and it says, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:46, archived)

I refuse to drink coke

Cos it's shit

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:49, archived)

you got them by post?

fucking hell

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:43, archived)

^ this

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:46, archived)

nah

they come as scanned images in your email like usual
it's a bit weird...

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:47, archived)

oh right

i never open them

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:49, archived)

i get a sly preview just as i click them to delete

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:50, archived)

No,

an actual proper letter in an envelope, with an actual stamp stuck to the front of the letter, delivered from Spain and everything.

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:52, archived)

WHAT!?!?

mow that is freaky

i just get the scanned ones as emails

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:55, archived)

i always get stock market tips like that

i am now a millionaire

oh, no wait, *counts pennies*
what are you if you have 1000 pence?

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:45, archived)

A pauper

(Stupot looks at his watch, and it says, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:47, archived)

Next up at the bar!

*hic*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:47, archived)

a student?

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wjh31, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:48, archived)

Getting the next round in

or possibly really annoying the bloke on the dodgems by trying to pay all in pennies.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:49, archived)

Me + Photoshop x 5 hours =

Massiver!

Original Image

If you know who this robot is you win the prize.

The prize is a poo in a box.

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:29, archived)

I know what this robot is...

it's lovely!

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Weetobix, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:30, archived)

*takes a stab in the dark*

is it Clank?
i only know this as i recognised Ratchet

woo you skills
boo your skills, 5 hours!?! i can just about get my
PC to boot up in that time!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:30, archived)

You win a poo.

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:33, archived)

does it come with peanuts

or sweetcorn?

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:40, archived)

Corn on the cob satay FTW!

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:42, archived)

Haha.

I just imagined a little poo on a plate with some veg. Obviously that not what you meant but it still amused me.

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:42, archived)

WOO!

that;s fucking brill.

that makes me want to get digital TV.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:30, archived)

that's nice

all done in tattyshop? No creation of 3d-bits and importage?

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:30, archived)

It's all vectors in photoshop.

Coloured using feathered selection tool, "brightness/contrast" and "selective colour".

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:32, archived)

grrr it's not vectors ;)

it's selection with a pen tool and is more akin to cell shading technique.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:37, archived)

Sorry. I am not really sure what to call it then.

What you said I guess. I've done a few now. It's just a way of killing time at work when it's quiet.

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:39, archived)

it's cocking ace whatever it is

(

mugatu, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:41, archived)

Don't apologise.

It's fantastic and besides, cell shading is an art. Vector tracing is erm, tracing.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:45, archived)

eek eek!

you'll cause a thing of things saying that

hehe

:D

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:53, archived)

lets call them shapes

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:41, archived)

*throws them onto the dancefloor*

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:43, archived)

what you gonna do when you really don't want to dance

with your back up against the wall
with your back up against the wall
tell me, yeah

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:48, archived)

no we can't.

It's eactly the technique used to colour comic books. You make a selection, or 'frisket' in the trade, then you work on hat with colour and contrast. To have vectored it you would have to have created the whole image with shape layers. 90% of the supposed vector images here are actually crude forms of cell shading and have never been near a vector shape.

www.lazyorange.co.uk/index.php?page=tutorial

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:50, archived)

i was agreeing with you, YOU FREAK!!!

ha ha

:)

i was saying, let's not call them vectors, as they're not
let's call them shapes instead...

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:53, archived)

look. I just need someone

to argue with. OK? ;)

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:04, archived)

OH NO YOU DON'T!

HAHAHAHAHA

did you see what I did there?

:D

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:10, archived)

it's not.

was this the full half hour?

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:10, archived)

Ah... but I did use shape layers (The little pen tool) to actually create the basic shapes.

And then I coloured each bit in using cell shading. So it is kindof a vector yes?

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:11, archived)

vector refers to a way in which the software draws an image.

www.wisegeek.com/what-is-vector-art.htm

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:28, archived)

permission to be jealous?

(

wjh31, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:38, archived)

permission granted

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:57, archived)

marvin the paranoid android?

*looks at original*
damn
very woo, and yay

(

wjh31, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:30, archived)

dave the robot?

(pdjpdj, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:30, archived)

Is it Rembrandt?

He was my favourite.

(

PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:31, archived)

Excellent!!

Don't know who he/she is though.

(

ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:32, archived)

loverly!~

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:33, archived)

Very, very

Woo

(

Frogbeat, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:34, archived)

that is tip top that is!

And I don't mean the shitty milk in a can either.

woo!

(

mugatu, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:35, archived)

Milk... in a can??

That's just wrong.

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:36, archived)

it was some condensed milk / cream type product in a little can

surley someone else must remember Tip Top? *looks around hopefully*

(

mugatu, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:38, archived)

Sounds familiar

Can't help any more than this though

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:41, archived)

Yes

It was a cream substitute type product, for putting on jelly and suchlike.
Probably made from cow stomachs and vegetable oil.

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:50, archived)

That's ace!

(

Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 15 May 2007, 16:36, archived)

wow! 5 hours? that's ace!

and top choice of a subject to draw.
R&C is the best game ever made ever, well, except maybe for R&C2, RR&C3 and the PS3 version that I'm wetting myself over.

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:51, archived)

all of this ^^

need more Chicken Morphing Gun

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:01, archived)

I literally only got round to buying the original R&C two weeks ago.

And now I have the R&C2 but havent got round to playing it yet because I'm too busy playing R&C for a second time. It's such a fantastic game.

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:13, archived)

CLANK!!! <3

I can't wait for their ps3 outing :)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:58, archived)

it's clank my good man

/AICMPIAB

(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:14, archived)

that's terrific

(

but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:17, archived)

This is good.

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:56, archived)

I knew that robot in a second

...should I be ashamed?

(

J-Rod chortled as he came, Wed 16 May 2007, 18:56, archived)

(

op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:29, archived)

clever

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 16:30, archived)

*sharp intake of breath*

*giggles*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:31, archived)

Hahahaha

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:31, archived)

BLASPHERMEDARLIN'

(

PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:32, archived)

things you can do

some can't be done
things you can do
some can't be done

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:32, archived)

As a paedophile Catholic priest,

I find this offensive and goading, and will fatwa you.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:33, archived)

fatwa'd of spunk.

eww.

(

PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:36, archived)

and that's coming from the pope!

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:54, archived)

mmmm

priest-bashing

soon you'll have worked your way up to bishop-bashing :)

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:33, archived)

Ha! I am already a leader in that field.

A legend really...

(

op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:35, archived)

hehehe

very good

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:36, archived)

*PFFFFFT*

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:36, archived)

hahahaha

from the b3ta joke book:

How can you tell if a Catholic Priest is a kiddie fiddler?

AS him two questions -

Are you Catholic?

and

are you a Priest?

(

mugatu, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:37, archived)

haha!

i likes it i do

(

op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:38, archived)

Whats the difference between acne and a catholic priest?

Acne doesn't come on to your face until your'e 13

(

cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:51, archived)

who's the top middle scary fucker?

(Emily Bruce-Dickinson http://jovialfellow.blogspot.com/, Wed 16 May 2007, 14:45, archived)

"the child catcher"?

Some old movie, Shitty Shitty Bang Bang, or summat.

(

bnt what, me worry?, Wed 16 May 2007, 15:11, archived)

Hes the evil child catcher in Chitty Chitty bang bang.

(

op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 16 May 2007, 17:48, archived)

STOP!

(

the.jokl @jonksson, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:28, archived)

Haha

His trousers need to be baggier so he can do that crabdance thing properly.

(

ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:30, archived)

YAY

I miss Mr Motivator.

(Stupot looks at his watch, and it says, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:38, archived)

I do actually

say to my children if they run off ahead "hammertime" if I want them to stop. Works much better that just shouting stop.

(

moogy boobles, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:41, archived)

Unshopped RSS Feed.....

(

nadey, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:28, archived)

hahaha

what's the rest of it?

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 16:29, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH

mymindandyourpiss

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:31, archived)

*wipes knob on Mockingbird's hair*

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 16:32, archived)

*wipes hair on Griffin Saver's upper lip*

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:40, archived)

hur hur

P.s. what's the full word?

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:30, archived)

Yes.

You rarely get risque headlines down at The Register.

Well spotted. Have a letter 'o' as a reward: o

(

wheelybird mreee!, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:30, archived)

It would be funnier...

...if it was a typo, not a story about a typo.

Well done anyway...

(

Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:31, archived)

The message about kylie "popped" up on my screen....

Rather embarrassing at work to say the least....

especially when you lol at your desk!

(

nadey, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:33, archived)

I preferred...

...this one.

Which proves beyond any shadow of a doubt one of you B3tards works for worcs NHS Trust.

(

Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:38, archived)

hahaha

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:47, archived)

it's been changed

:( now says vag instead

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:55, archived)

Kylie

Click for bigger (108KB)
Read the Register article if you can't work out why this is so amusing.

(protocoldroid, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:53, archived)

Unshopped

(Adrian Monk, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:59, archived)

super ninja bunny put the culprit in a straight jacket

as seen on the leg of wjh31

(

its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:24, archived)

i'm sure this is all terribly amusing

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:24, archived)

compared to revision....

most things are
but dont worry, its just these two, not a series

(

wjh31, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:25, archived)

Funny as my headache

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:25, archived)

Are you drawing stuff on each others limbs?

(

ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:25, archived)

I just tried to shop Chewy performing cunnilingus on Leia

I failed miserably...

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:27, archived)

im sorry to hear that

is it any easier if you try annilingus?

(

wjh31, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:28, archived)

that shouldn't be arousing

but it is a bit.

I seriously need rest, food and proper sleep.

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:29, archived)

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:34, archived)

Why am I looking at your blurry photo?

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:28, archived)

because it confirms that your eyes work

congrats, you dont need to go to the optician this year

(

wjh31, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:32, archived)

Don't forget;

the best method to doodle on skin is to use a sharp edge, such as a surgical scalpel, dipped in AIDS-infected blood.
Resourceful kids might find both these items just outside of a hospital incinerator.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:28, archived)

if AIDS isn't available

Hepatitis C will serve in a pinch but make sure it's fresh.

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:29, archived)

im in student halls

there isnt a sharp knife in the building

(

wjh31, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:30, archived)

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:20, archived)

ha ha!

good point well made!

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:21, archived)

MMmmm

The sex bits look like pizza.

(

PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:21, archived)

sex bits?

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:25, archived)

The bit the arrow is point at

At least I assume they're sex bits. Its rectum is under its tail, so it's not that

(

PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:27, archived)

those are its udders.

to get to the sex bits that are located around the same point at the rectum.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:30, archived)

^This

Have you never seen any vet programmes at all? They're always sticking their arms up cows' sex bits.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:31, archived)

Ahhh

Oop.

(

PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:33, archived)

i went round with a french man once when i was younger

he artificially inseminated cows.

he has a big vat of nitrogen in the boot of his car and it was in rural france, it was a funny old day.

my dad was there as well, before anyone says anything about me going around with a french man.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:46, archived)

I don't think

the sex bits are shown.

You may be under some horrible misunderstanding of where milk comes from.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:26, archived)

i think he need to go back to biology class.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:28, archived)

moo! yay!

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:21, archived)

i prefer dark chocolate :)

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:22, archived)

You don't want to know how they make it dark

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:23, archived)

they make it at night

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:24, archived)

with the light off

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:24, archived)

whilst wearing sunglasses

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:29, archived)

Add japanese shoes?

(

PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:24, archived)

/pray for random quotes board

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:28, archived)

it all good baby.

but you still wouldn't catch me eating chocolate.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:22, archived)

Why on earth not?

Do you not eat chocolate or do you just run really, really fast when you have some?

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:23, archived)

i've not touched it since 1993

filthy stuff.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:26, archived)

and to think they moaned at WildLes

over his suggestion that Maltesers were made by squirrels.

Now they are making them from squirrels*

*Don't sue me

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 16:22, archived)

its funny

because im currently eating them.
Maltesers, not squirrels.

(

Cae1, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:27, archived)

Caution:

Tubercolosis.

(Ballunatic, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:23, archived)

is that a giant potato?

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 16:23, archived)

My Tubers,

Are the collosusist.

(Ballunatic, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:24, archived)

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 16:29, archived)

I stand down,

Your tuber is actually Collosus.

(Ballunatic, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:30, archived)

*points out historical inaccuracy*

contrary to popular belief, the Colossus of Rhodes bestrode nowt. It was built over land.

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:37, archived)

To be fair,

it could still see the water...

(Mr._Pickles, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:04, archived)

I'd like a bit of fence, please

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:23, archived)

It's made of chocolate!

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:24, archived)

Is it real?

fear the seams!

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:12, archived)

no bridge

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:13, archived)

yes there is

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:13, archived)

damn

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:15, archived)

whooooooooooah!

whooah a whoa! whooah a whoa! whooah whoa!whoa!whoa!
this isn't
the greatest song in tha woh-hurled
oh no
this is just a tribute

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:14, archived)

her dob a der beg a dibble doba der flagel flibble flobble lucifer

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:18, archived)

WE ARE BUT MEN! ROCK!

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:22, archived)

*air guitars*

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:27, archived)

Shark: Check
Bridge: Check
Flying device: Check
Smug Australian Cuntbubble: Check

Winnar!

(

Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:13, archived)

It's a Chopper, baby.

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:17, archived)

But of course.

Who's Zed?

(

Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:19, archived)

Zed's Dead, Baby.

(Ballunatic, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:21, archived)

Yes

About as real as the practicality of the Balfour Declaration...

Too soon?

(

PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:15, archived)

has he spilled his angel dust?

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:15, archived)

He'll blame

the Jews :)

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:16, archived)

and take it out on the English

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:17, archived)

eew that's filthy

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:19, archived)

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:36, archived)

How rare!

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:21, archived)

(

PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:07, archived)

BLASPHEMY!

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:09, archived)

nahhh!

Even I'M ok with this!
hehehe!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:11, archived)

Nah...

Inaccurate, perhaps. Catholicism has had quite a few reforms in the last century.

(

PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:13, archived)

not least the pope getting it on with John Peel in the thames

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:13, archived)

did they change

the colour of their dresses? They certainly have not stopped shagging kids.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:16, archived)

i said reforms

Not revolutions!

Besides, the Queen Spider will not allow it.

(

PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:17, archived)

BLASPHEMY

blasfor you blassfor EVERYBODY!

meh. mind-pissed.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:14, archived)

As a Catholic,

I am offended, and am going to fatwa you.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:09, archived)

EXCOMMUNICATE! EXCOMMUNICATE!

*undaleks*

(

plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:10, archived)

How many Scientologists does it take to change a light bulb?

For $5,000, we will send you to an introductory seminar on how to change light bulbs. There you will learn that you have been changing light bulbs the wrong way. Future (pricier) seminars will teach you the right way.

Xenu

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 16:11, archived)

As a Scientologist,

I am offended, and am going to fatwa you.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:13, archived)

LISTEN TO ME, LISTEN, NO, I'M SPEAKING, LISTEN TO ME, SHUT UP I'M TALKING, LISTEN!

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:14, archived)

As a famous fillum star,

I am offended, and am going to fatwa you.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:17, archived)

as a different famous fillum star

I have pulled permission for this interview to be aired.

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 16:20, archived)

That reminds me.

I found John Travolta's house on Google earth, complete with Jumbo Jet. I have ninja stalker skils.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:22, archived)

it's not actually his house

nor is it his plane
he has been loaned them

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:26, archived)

I did not know that

considering he talks about his jumbo jet as often as he can and the townsfolk talk about his house as though they are proud to have him. Still even if it's rental it's impressive.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:42, archived)

YOU WERE NOT LISTENING!

TO THE FIRST HALF OF THE COMMENT!
YOU UNDERSTAND ME?!
YOU WERE NOT LISTENING!

EDIT: ACH! PISS!

(

plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:14, archived)

your thetan levals are hindering you

send me $5000 for a book on how to lower you thetan levals.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:13, archived)

I'm not even allowed to post on the same messageboard as a mere mortal like you

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:14, archived)

*deletes post from archives*

*removes mr horrible from DSS database*

*cancels credits cards*

*unsubscribes to newsletter*

*cancels milk*

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:21, archived)

Thetan levels down

B3tan levels up.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:16, archived)

all praise

L Rob Manuel

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 16:19, archived)

Arf!

B3ta - a religion made up by a sci-fi author to win a bet.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:29, archived)

Braw!

but haven't we seen it?

EDIT: Just because it's been 2 years since you posted it, doesn't mean you can fool me
www.b3ta.com/board/6326464
ace joke!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:09, archived)

Have you?

Oh...err, maybe I'll make something else then...

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PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:11, archived)

you should, because this is good

we've just seen it, thassall
Aww! Sorry, I'm a meany!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:16, archived)

woo etc

(

wjh31, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:10, archived)

turn and face the stranger

Don't want to be a richer man

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:10, archived)

*BURNS EMBASSY*

*goes to confession*

*gets let off*

...profit!

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:12, archived)

Heh heh

Blasphemy!
Blaspheyou!
Blasphe-everybody!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:13, archived)

He she or it blasphemes...

Augh! Conjugation flashbacks!

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PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:14, archived)

hmm..

i'm just a bulbfiddler

(

Kaiser, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:14, archived)

nah, pope is down with the kids now

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:15, archived)

whuddup, dawg

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:21, archived)

don't make fun of me!

i'm on three bottles of cathahol a day

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:15, archived)

super ninja bunny wants to know who took a bite out of his carrot

as seen on the leg of itshatorahbitch

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wjh31, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:00, archived)

*Raises hand*

I did, sah!

(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:00, archived)

not busy then?

have a roast for no reason at all

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 16:01, archived)

^This!

I thought I was bored this afternoon!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:01, archived)

i should be

exams in a fortnight

(

wjh31, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:01, archived)

Ohhh, who was the comedian talking about that?

Ricky Gervais.

I know it's an unfashionable opinion, but I find his stand up hilarious.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:03, archived)

I agree

although wasn't impressed by Fame

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 16:04, archived)

I've not seen that.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:06, archived)

I think he's still touring with it

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 16:12, archived)

Animals = YES!

Politics = meh...

The Office and Extras = wh00p! wh00p!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:05, archived)

Oooh I preferred politics.

I was much, much more stoned though.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:05, archived)

it started off well

but i found myself straining to laugh :(

i much preferred his piece on the Bible
and gay dolphins getting it in the blow-hole

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:07, archived)

Do you know, I found the blowhole bit probably the most unfunny.

Twas a bit crude for my liking. Not that I have a problem with crude, I just don't find it as funny.

Can we bond over mutual love of Dave Gorman? You MUST love Dave Gorman.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:09, archived)

he is indeed

a god :D

i am a fan of teh crude

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:11, archived)

Right, I shall list my favourite stand ups.

Not in any bloody order, before anyone says anything.

Dave Gorman
Gervais
Billy Connolly
Bill Bailey
Izzard

But they're all beaten by the might that is Dylan Moran. He's....well, he's a God of Comedy.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:13, archived)

get on youtube

and search for Stephen Lynch
he is a comedy god and needs to be listened to

preferably
Special Ed
Best Friend
Love song
fuck it, i love 'em all!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:18, archived)

DYLAN!

oh god, i love him.

"Arnold Schwarzenagger. Is the Governor. Of California. Now there's a perfectly ordinary English sentence, no?"

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:32, archived)

I have his autograph

on a book.

a Dave Gorman Book in fact

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 16:13, archived)

I shouted at him from a pub doorway in Covent Garden.

He was quite good about it too.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:17, archived)

i have his beard

on my face
beat that

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:17, archived)

If you are indeed Dave Gorman

you will know how big Danny Wallace's cock is

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 16:21, archived)

i am not dave gorman,

i just have his beard (4")

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:29, archived)

Pffffft!

(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:04, archived)

Mmmmmmmmm

mmmmmmmmm.....Lovely Eggs!

*Not dog eggs*

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philiphunter is liable to flooding, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:07, archived)

pfffttt...

humpty dumpty sat on the wall
humpty dumpty had a great fall
all the kingfs horses and all the kings men
said "Fuck him he's only an egg"
- Rodney Rude

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:09, archived)

Not an egg.

It's a cannon.

Actually, a "bombard" if I remember right.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:14, archived)

this is not the image I meant to post but I can't find the one i wanted which is a slightly different version of the same joke but I don't know what this pic is doign on my webspace so have it anyway

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:10, archived)

Super ninja captain wants to know why you're drawing on yourself

When she can see you clearly have lots of paper.

*spits on a hanky* come here

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:01, archived)

thats not me

and the paper is for revision

(

wjh31, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:02, archived)

*thick as a baby's arm*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:01, archived)

it's not holding an apple though

bit of a let down really!

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:04, archived)

Granny Smith?

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:22, archived)

bloody skin graffiti artists

i cant go to the shop in shorts now :P

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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:05, archived)

For those that didn't read the story yesterday, click HERE

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:53, archived)

This!

Not veggie myself, but I don't understand why they're taking this step. Why do minstrels need cow stomach in them?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:55, archived)

So they don't melt in your hand

or in your cow.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:56, archived)

same reason as cheese, I suppose.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:57, archived)

there is no meat in my cheese

but there is cheese on my meat

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:58, archived)

here, let me wipe that for you

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:59, archived)

I don't mind it in cheese

But chocolate and wine I cannot understand

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:59, archived)

mind you

I had some veggie wine last night and it was awful

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 16:00, archived)

Have to say I don't worry about wine so much

Certainly not after the third bottle or so

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:01, archived)

here is something you can't understand

HOW I COULD JUS KILL A MAAAAN!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:00, archived)

DIDN'T HAVE TO BLAST HIM BUT I DID ANYWAY

...THAT YOUNG PUNK HAD TO PAY

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mugatu, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:02, archived)

PUMP! PUMP!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:03, archived)

Neither product requires animal rennet.

There are multilple veggie alternatives, and as I said earlier I think some of the veggie products are actually cheaper.
My guess is that Mars have found a supplier that's cheaper overall, but who happen to use rennet in their process. I really hope they regret this and have to change back. Not that I have anything against Mars, but if they are able to do this without losing money in the long run it sets a worrying precedent from my point of view.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:00, archived)

This^^

/is a veggie blog

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Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:01, archived)

I never eat that crap anyhow

Green & Blacks organic - mmmmmmm

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:06, archived)

Damn straight.

That's what we buy here :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:07, archived)

Indeed

Everyone whining just cos it's got a bit of stomach in it - they should eat chocolate that's actually made of the stuff chocolate's supposed to be made of and not crappy vegetable oil etc, bleurgh.

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:09, archived)

British chocolate has been described as

'chocolate flavoured margerine'.

Still, vastly superior to the American stuff.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:26, archived)

Green & Blacks FTW

SOOO glad Cadbury's managed not to ruin it.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:10, archived)

I might have to get some on the way home.

And it was going to be such a healthy evening of steamed fish and vegetables

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:14, archived)

pffft!

Trust ewe . . .
Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:56, archived)

no pulling the wool over your eyes Dave.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:57, archived)

he cottons on fast...

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:58, archived)

Wow! you swapped topics quickly there . . .

Fabrics, eh . . . ? I can't believe you were so easily suede . . .
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:59, archived)

What just happened?

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 16:00, archived)

dunno, I had to delete two identical posts . . .

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:03, archived)

the only way you can get one in

is if you type hell for leather

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:01, archived)

jacket in, will you?

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:02, archived)

Maybe if you keep plaiding them to, they will

(

PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:04, archived)

Crikey!

and now onto garments . . . I'm going to have to pull over . . .
into Cardigan Bay

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:04, archived)

shirt it, you!

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:05, archived)

All indications point otherwise

If anything, the pace of punnage is accelerating.

(

PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:05, archived)

that's clutching at straws

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:07, archived)

Man, this place is getting ce-real.

(

PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:09, archived)

Nah, I sat in the superfast punsters

committee

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:02, archived)

suits you

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:04, archived)

what a waist(coat) of a pun

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:07, archived)

pullover!!

and i'll show you what for!

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:09, archived)

Things are going from blad to worstead around here

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:03, archived)

Oops! sorry . . .

I just felt your boob C];0)
Arf!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:04, archived)

you better bleatlieve it!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:58, archived)

right! you're baa'd!

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:01, archived)

Now we'll be lambasted with puns.

(

PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:58, archived)

don't gambol on it

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:00, archived)

Now Yhoove done it!

(

PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:01, archived)

Blegh.

How unappealing.
Fuck Mars bars.

(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:57, archived)

This is very

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:58, archived)

shiny happy people holding hands

*holds hand*

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:03, archived)

err . . .

that's not my hand . . .
don't stop

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:07, archived)

it's the apple missing from the baby arm post above

oh no... its just his throbbing PEANUTS

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:08, archived)

*lets go - quickly*

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:13, archived)

b3tans knew the animal product secret first, of course

b3ta.com/board/6637765

(

plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:09, archived)

That's just fucking stupid.

The story, that is, not the pic. I reserve a special rage for the guy who said "a less strict vegetarian should enjoy our chocolate"
I remember seeing Lisa Simpson Lunchables in the supermarkets a while ago, with bits of processed ham in them. Lisa Simpson is a vegetarian. Good marketing guys!

(Booga O Valencia!, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:21, archived)

I don't understand their logic

If the figures are correct, 10% of the population claims to be vegetarian. Even if that is inflated and it's only 5%, that is still a massive chunk of the market that they will lose.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:27, archived)

Would these clash with my Andorian-Blue business suit?

listing.hk.business.yahoo.com/gb/2298/product_details_91024.html

Obviously doesnt deserve it's own thread... nothing to see here, carry on. My apologies...

(planetfall, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:53, archived)

wh am I l...

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:54, archived)

Sorry, what?

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:54, archived)

*Quiet cough*

(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:55, archived)

Obviously doesn't deserve it's own thread

so you waste one anyway...on a link.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:55, archived)

THIS, is worth it's own thread :D

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:56, archived)

How right you are, Tony Harrison.

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:56, archived)

Christ!

What is it?!

(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:57, archived)

It's Tony Harrison

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:58, archived)

Wasn't he a poet?

*Befuddlement*
Edit: Lobbyist. Riiiight then.

(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:00, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nanageddon#Tony_Harrison

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:03, archived)

Ahahahaha!

*Feels stupid*

(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:05, archived)

Hahahaha :D

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:58, archived)

Saboo you slag!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:00, archived)

Best show ever!

(thick as a brick I think a no, I mean a yes, but it's all wrong, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:00, archived)

New series soon.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:01, archived)

Eee! Really?

I hope they dont go all shit like most comedic genii

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:03, archived)

^This

I saw Barratt wandering round outside a radio recording a while back. He still looked quite funny, so fingers crossed.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:06, archived)

Has anyone see noel in that Mint Royale video

:D or is that just me?

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:07, archived)

This was the best episode ever!

It was the alabaster retard comment that did it for me.

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:06, archived)

lworths?

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:55, archived)

links page

And its a bit shit. "Gasp! Shoes with offensive colours!"

What are black people called in Spain, then?

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PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:57, archived)

I think you want /links

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:58, archived)

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:04, archived)

heh

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:06, archived)

Pfft!

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:07, archived)

you ought to stick this racist drivel on /links

or up your chuff

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:10, archived)

There are some interesting things over there.

You might like this little bit of horrid translation.

translate.google.com/translate?u=http%3A%2F%2Fhk.movies.yahoo.com%2Fnews%2Fent%2F00705110120279oc.html&langpair=zh%7Cen&hl=en&ie=UTF8

(

cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 15 May 2007, 17:20, archived)

Readies defence against anti-punists

Guess the pun... at least I think its a pun, its awfully shit anyway!

will link it if too big...6kb over I think.

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:50, archived)

Thats shit!

Haha great stuff m'dear

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:50, archived)

Do the scuttle!

It's the new dance craze sweeping the nation('s sewers)

(

wheelybird mreee!, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:51, archived)

POOS ON RATS!!!!

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:51, archived)

pssst

there's a pun there!

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:52, archived)

oh yeah

I just liked the excuse to shout "POOS ON RATS!". Grand drawing too.

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:56, archived)

O_o

how very...

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:51, archived)

eww scuttling scat!

blearghhh...

edit: looks like the Microsoft Genuine Advantage logo on the back of the poo's head

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:52, archived)

Er, RatCrap Racers?

Pun, what pun?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:52, archived)

It's....*takes breath*

SEWE-RAGE

edit: gets coat

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:52, archived)

pfft!

www.b3ta.com/board/7190302
HONK!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:54, archived)

Aughgodnopunpundeathaughhagblahg

(

PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:55, archived)

yes

but how do you spell it?
Have another!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:58, archived)

He should have a little clover on his suitcase

To be sure. Woo!

(

PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:00, archived)

*dies a little inside*

don't forget your hat

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:57, archived)

oh yes!

Take me, CW! TAKE ME!!
Yay!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:01, archived)

Lully

I like the look on the rat's face

(

PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:52, archived)

Shit Drivers?

*Defenstrates"

(Ballunatic, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:53, archived)

Is it ratchet?

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:53, archived)

nopes

but thanks for the pffffffffft ^^ up there

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:57, archived)

Hahahahaha!

Ace in a can.

(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:53, archived)

Scatrats?

I have no idea.

But it's ok because *knots*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:54, archived)

Ello gorgeous

*cuddles*

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:59, archived)

ha ha!!

braw picture

BUT I AM A CHEATER
and none the wiser :D

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:59, archived)

I spy poo.

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:01, archived)

Rat-Shit Screw Driver!

Prize please!

(

Weetobix, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:02, archived)

New thing

Thought I might try not using illustrator for once. I'm not entirely convinced.

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:43, archived)

What's this done in then?

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:44, archived)

Photoshop.

Textures and things.

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:44, archived)

Cool.

It's lully as always :)

www.wastedindustry.com Opinions?

(

wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:46, archived)

That looks ace

But I think the main screen should drop down before you have to press an option, so you aren't just staring at a black screen (if you know what I mean)

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mugatu, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:48, archived)

Yeah someone already mentioned that actually.

I'm going to code that in a bit methinks...

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:58, archived)

Coo, swish

Loads quick an all that. Nicely!

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:48, archived)

Ta :)

Glad it loads quick!

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:58, archived)

I personally think that's a link

Tis nice, honest

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:48, archived)

Thanks m'dear :)

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:59, archived)

Woo!

You've been playing with it again haven't you!

It'll never heal if you keep playing with it!

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Weetobix, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:04, archived)

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:05, archived)

It's excellent

dark. loads well. nice synch with sound and smooth anim.

Love it.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:50, archived)

I endorse these crows.

Photoshop? Persevere! You even get to use your beloved vectors if you want.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:44, archived)

Hurray!

To be fair the birdies were illustratored...so it wasn't entirely painful :)

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:45, archived)

I like the effect, simple and beautiful :)

also hello *hugs*

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:49, archived)

Sausagewagon never hugs me anymore

and after all the effort I went to, sending her those notes made from newspaper cuttings and stealing her washing from the line

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Weetobix, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:05, archived)

*glomps*

lully birdies.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:44, archived)

i like it mrs!

*hugs*

how you doing?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:44, archived)

Well and groovy ta

Hows you?

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:49, archived)

i'm quite well actually

i'm doing actual design work!

YAY \o/

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:18, archived)

Well I for one like it

and also curse you for posting something so lully when my next one is so shit.... literally :D

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:44, archived)

are you going to poo poo us?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:46, archived)

stop crapping on about it

everyone will be faeco-fedup with it in a minute

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:47, archived)

Morale completely destryoed

by poo poo!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:47, archived)

Bah, this I refuse to believe!

Post on Missus

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:49, archived)

Hello you.

I like your new thing. It is a bit like the future.

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:45, archived)

White and scrobbly?

hello you :)

they blocked msn at work :(

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:46, archived)

Then they are bastards.

All sixteen of them.

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:47, archived)

Web messenger ftw.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:47, archived)

I think all the ones I know about are blocked too

e-buddy and msn web... any others?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:48, archived)

tried all of them

they are all blocked too!

even tried going through proxys the buggers are thorough. I'm just glad they don't look at my web logs, they'd be flooded with I love horses and meat spin.... *shakes fist at b3ta*

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:48, archived)

Cor, hello mister

I'm a bit scared now, because I'm a bit scared of the future.

Oh dear.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:46, archived)

The immediate future is nice and cuddly.

It's the far future that wants to hurt you with its teeth.

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:47, archived)

Oh thats good to know.

That means that there will always be cuddles before the bad things.

Hows the new job?

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:52, archived)

So-so,

but I am off to Verona tomorrow to do clever computery style things for a couple of days.

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:53, archived)

Ooh, lovely

Take full advantage of the time away

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:55, archived)

I'll try,

but I have a lot of said clever computery type stuff to do in a short time.

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:00, archived)

Nice

I've never used Illustrator so I have no idea.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:45, archived)

it's awkward to use,

if you've ever used photoshop

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the.jokl @jonksson, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:47, archived)

Which I have

but I also have zero artistic talent so I'm not sure Illustrator would be any use to me.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:54, archived)

Illustrator is a bitch to get used to

but once you've cracked it its ace fun. Probably best if you've got something to draw, of course, but if you want to do any tracing its braw.

Plus its very similar to photoshop because its adobe, lots of the tools and the layout are very similar.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:57, archived)

I am

Very nice. Woo!

(Booga O Valencia!, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:46, archived)

That you are :)

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:47, archived)

Lovely!

*Claps*

(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:49, archived)

Cheers mister

I like this:

b3ta.com/board/7190087

Its almost visionary.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:50, archived)

Aw!

Thanks, love.

(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:54, archived)

cool

this would look great on a real wall

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the.jokl @jonksson, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:49, archived)

That it would...

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:52, archived)

I like it :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:49, archived)

Cheers Prodge!

*enhugs*

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:53, archived)

Braw!

but sack the plasterer
Harrow!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:55, archived)

That's

Life

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Pippa off home and away Misses Smoking, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:41, archived)

That fills me

with a curious desire to play MDK.

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DogHorse plop, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:42, archived)

Curiouser

and Curiouser

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Pippa off home and away Misses Smoking, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:44, archived)

or watch tron

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:51, archived)

Nancy Reagan?

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:44, archived)

Not

Really, no.

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Pippa off home and away Misses Smoking, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:46, archived)

Esther Ratsteeth

But she's had some dental work!

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:18, archived)

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