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# ..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:06, archived)
# Tee hee!
No one can get in or out.

But how did the beeb?
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:07, archived)
# they used the Magic of Television™
ie, they probably faked it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:10, archived)
# ^ this
"I'm coming to you live from inside a river that used to be somewhere in Gloucestershire"
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:12, archived)
# i've not seen one TV crew
and it's a shame as i was going to try my luck with Kate Silverton.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:10, archived)
# Hahahaha, wouldn't we all
To be honest, i've been unfairly harsh using the beeb, the worst offenders by FAR
are the ITV evening news, or 'news for simpletons' as it should be renamed.
It is patronising at best.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:11, archived)
# at least the bbc get the vague order right
bbc: 1st item TSUANMI in indian ocean

itv: 1st, 2nd, 3rd ... 85th item: beckham's foot has a cold
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:13, archived)
# nah
BBC 1st item: BBC programme masquerading as news

CBBC Newsround: some Iraqis have been very naughty and a crow has learnt to say 'cockbadger'

ITV 1st item: as you were

C4 1st item: barrage of breathless, accusatory but ultimately unfulfilling questions delivered earnestly by Jon Snow

C5: I'm Kirsty Young, look at my hair, gosh I'm sitting on the desk probably because some wag has spread marmalade on my chair, here is the news - oh, I've only got 30 seconds le...
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:18, archived)
# it's all shite anyway
there's a reason it's called the idiot box

it doesn't matter what happens, there's nothign we can do about us and if it will affect us one way or another there's still nothing we can do about it as we are all just pawns in a big bucket of spinning crap or something
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:29, archived)
# :D you made my day
but also made me snort my drink up my nose
(cherrynicola, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:44, archived)
# i'm informed by my mum that kate used to go to school with my sister
junior school i think.

i was going to use that as an opening line and then seduce her with the promise of clean water.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:18, archived)
# does 'clean' mean 'sticky'?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:29, archived)
# Shhhhhhhhhh...
she may get wind of this conversation.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:31, archived)
# haha
my thoughts exactly!

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:13, archived)
# tis the truth
I love their current News FP.

BREAKING NEWS: NORMALITY IS RETURNING
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:14, archived)
# to be honest apart from some heavy rain on friday
and the fact that the taps are dry in my house, everything for me in gloucester is normal.

partly thanks to the people who kept that substation running with there tireless efforts.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:24, archived)
# Who appear to have worked much harder
than Severn Trent.... grumble...
(I helped save b3ta! Rincewind, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)
# Mmmm. Tasty
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:50, archived)
# Niice.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:51, archived)
# they are very nice
witha creamy SPNKY sauce.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:55, archived)
# spoonkey?
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:57, archived)
# Sorry minor TJ
Who did the Mario pic using their knob?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:55, archived)
# Dooley did it, if that is his name.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:56, archived)
# Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:57, archived)
# and his knob

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:57, archived)
# Yes, can't leave out the knob.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:57, archived)
# No
I find it difficult to leave a knob out for long.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:00, archived)
# You are the buttery Lurpak trombone man
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:02, archived)
# Plays comedy BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRuuuuuuuuuuuRRRRRRRRRRRaP!
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:03, archived)
# What was his name?
He had a name.
Donald?
Malcolm?
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:03, archived)
# I think it was Donald.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:04, archived)
# Malcolm I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:04, archived)
# neither
douglas
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:05, archived)
# I trust you
You always know shit like this.

Hang on, was the lady who took his trombone away her from the Good Life? Margot?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:07, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:10, archived)
# You are correct
and I thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:20, archived)
# Donald Malcom Esq.
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:06, archived)
# both
*looks up*

Ohhhhhhhhh.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:06, archived)
# hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:11, archived)
# Lurpak? That's a product!
*

*may be a pearoast
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:03, archived)
# that bottle should be a cake!
and that carton should be a hammer!

I cannot endorse this 1970's style advertisment
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:06, archived)
# I am confused.
Is this a trick pie?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:07, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:02, archived)
# do you have a boyfriend called "Scratches"
or some sort of infection we should all avoid?
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:02, archived)
# It refers to Old Scratch i.e. the Devil, y'see
}:D
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:05, archived)
# no idea
but I'll smile and nod anyways
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:07, archived)
# hjas it been pinched?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:59, archived)
# Pfft.....
Thanks coffee monitor issues now.



I love them thou and that funky yellow nut butter that it comes with.
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:51, archived)
# pfffft
deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez nuhhts
/Snoop Dee Oh Dubble Gee
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:52, archived)
# Nanananana
It's the motherfucking D-O double G....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:53, archived)
# wooooo
the rhytm is the bass and the bass is the trebble

/I let an infant install my car stereo system blog
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:55, archived)
# *hits corners in a low-low*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:56, archived)
# *would rather be tried by 12 than carried by 6*
*will sign my name in the book at your funeral*
*has a zig' on his hip with that extra clip!*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:03, archived)
# *laughs*
sorry, this is all brill.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:05, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:11, archived)
# you take off that "zig"
or there'll be "great justice" to pay!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:06, archived)
# I read that as Debbie McGee
Yeesh.

/relurks
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:54, archived)
# when i grow up
i wanna be a mother fucking hustler
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:56, archived)
# 0_0
Can I have gravy with that?
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:52, archived)
# *bends over*
give me a minute

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:53, archived)
# damn you...
keeping your gravy recipe a secret like that!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:54, archived)
# :D
the power of lidl compels me!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:54, archived)
# Would that be
white or brown sauce?
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:55, archived)
# first one
then the other

O_o
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:57, archived)
# <x_x>
I was just about to have a pot noodle.
I may not do now.
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:02, archived)
# I just had a lidl pepparami pizza
it comes in a pack of three, for £2.50

the only positive thing about it is that when I go to the toilet a day later to crap it out (for that is how long it takes to pass) the next user of the toilet will think it is a nuclear peperami holocaust going on

:D

"You fucking stinky bastard"

was the phrase used :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:08, archived)
# Lidl pizza?
Was probably made in some russian factory in the shadow of Chernobyl!
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:13, archived)
# then it should have been self cooking!
damn it!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:14, archived)
# Ikea is a trap...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:53, archived)
# ^ this
they use every psychological trick in the book to keep you shopping

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:55, archived)
# I dislike Ikea a lot
souless tat that they convince you you shouldn't live without.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:58, archived)
# Their beds are funny sizes too.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:59, archived)
# I love my Ikea bed
It's the comfiest thing ever
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:01, archived)
# I see your ikea bed
And raise you my massive spongy sofa.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:02, archived)
# you absolutely cannot beat
a Tempur mattress
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:04, archived)
# ha ha ha
deep fried mattress!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:06, archived)
# Tempura matress?
Sounds tasty
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:06, archived)
# yep
nice and spongy

not a Japanese vegetable in sight
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:10, archived)
# yup
and a whole load of other rubbish too... but I'm just a bitter ald bastard like, I should probably be ignored.

How's you - should I ask how the job interview went?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:01, archived)
# Fine ta, I got it!
Start on Monday.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:03, archived)
# *does victory dance in victory pance*
*puts on a kilt and whips off pance*
*relaxes*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:04, archived)
# PANCE!!!!
*does pance dance*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:06, archived)
# *does no pance dance*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:12, archived)
# o_O
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:26, archived)
# hmmm
Do they happen to sell pricey bedding that fits these oddly proportioned beds?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:02, archived)
# I'm not sure
My taste in furniture and everything is a little too....traditional classic. I like their glasses and crockery though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:04, archived)
# i was stuck in the market place for hours......
and i could only leave after buying 2 packets of napkins and a bag of tea lights......


Oh and some Blue cheese which is the bestest in the world ever
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:56, archived)
# you must be strong in the ways of the force
if you are to leave without buying more than you came in for. Ikea employs old geordie Jedi mind tricks!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:00, archived)
# Once there was a fire alarm in IKEA
And after that every shopper was forced to come back in as a "safety matter".
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:59, archived)
# Have jam with that
for some bizarre reason
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:54, archived)
# I'd have jam with you
*pounces*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:56, archived)
# RAR!
*gets sticky*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:00, archived)
# only one person would dare to use
Raspberry!

*licks*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:02, archived)
# LONESTAR!
/balls
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:03, archived)
# *films*
*sells*
Profit!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:03, archived)
# Mrs T!!!!
*greets warmly*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:07, archived)
# *gets sticky*
Wotcher Debs :-)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:08, archived)
# *films sticky girl on girl action*
*keeps for own private consumption*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:10, archived)
# mmmmm,
kødboller
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:56, archived)
# Have a salma...

CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)
# nicely done
is that a real pencil drawing?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)
# kinda.
Depends if you call a stylus a real pencil. Was trying out a technique for making sketchy looking picamatures in photoshop
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:42, archived)
# i don't care either way
it looks great
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)
# ooh - yes please
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)
# WOW
That's brilliant, and you picked a great shot to do!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)
# I want salami.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:42, archived)
# mindpiss, that's exactly how I read it at first....
lunch time methinks!

Edit: On that note i'd be happy to give Salma some salami!
(I helped save b3ta! nadey, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:49, archived)
# is that real(ly a drawing?)
Woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7435923
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)
# I see... no bridge.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:47, archived)
# Also - it's exceedingly good
if you didn't cheat I especially like the hands - I struggle with hands (and everything else, but especially hands).
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:52, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)
# Oooh, shiny
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:45, archived)
# A Salma Bin Laden?
She's better looking than I thought . . . Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:49, archived)
# It's so full of norks !
Very woo by the way ^_^ i like lots
(I helped save b3ta! Xkimo was at work on, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:50, archived)
# Nice, I hope it's not a tracing
also her neck isn't quite right.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:00, archived)
# What the Hayek is going on here?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:02, archived)
# Chickog


Lays pooched eggs...

(I helped save b3ta! daveydje is hedging his hogs on, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:29, archived)
# Do you have to wait for the sun to dry them out first?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:30, archived)
# just point a row of hair dryers at it
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:34, archived)
# Posted ten minutes ago, not one reply!
You should all be ashamed of yourselves (I was busy updating some info)

Most woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:38, archived)
# hmm
methinks the Captain's browser needs refreshing! arrr!
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:39, archived)
# refreshing?
Would that magic up some posts before mine?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:40, archived)
# Well I can see some
Are Heffrey and Discomeats on your ignore list p'raps?
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:46, archived)
# Not unless some other fucker's added them.
*toddles off to investigate*

Oh Heffrey is, Meats isn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:47, archived)
# Whatever it is I did to get you so upset...
I'm sorry already! And I swear I'll not do it again.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:49, archived)
# Do tell
*is curious now*
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:52, archived)
# Tell what?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:57, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7435961
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:01, archived)
# there is a post before yours
do you have someone on ignore?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:46, archived)
# who said that?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:47, archived)
# I'd be very sad if I were on somebody's ignore list.
I try to be good. I really really try.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:48, archived)
# *ignores*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:49, archived)
# *cries
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:51, archived)
# *bums*
*steals wallet*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:53, archived)
# That'll teach me.


No it won't.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:56, archived)
# yay!
today sesame street was brought to you buy bumming and stealing wallets

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:58, archived)
# B
is for bumming!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:01, archived)
# four people.
I forgot about ignore. It'd be nice if you could have a little block where the ignored person is with 'this cunt has just posted' or whatever, instead of just hiding it completely.

Like the hide button. Hide the main post, not the answers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:48, archived)
# it used to
but it kind of defeated the purpose of it
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:56, archived)
# Hmph.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:57, archived)
# I did ignore an original stemil once
and some other munter

who seems to need a good ignoring on occasion

by good ignoring I mean a beating with the clue bat

:D

but kids will be kids!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:01, archived)
# I was doing pizza!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:49, archived)
# I couldn't see your earlier post due to ignoring other peoples.
*bows* I do apologise, Herr Fleisch.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:50, archived)
# Danke
Fraulein Kapitan

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:54, archived)
# Thats fab!
So fab I feel bad for what I'm about to do. But fuck it.

THREADJACK!

Anybody know anything clever about iPods? Mine seems to have given up, its come up with an error symbol and a link to the apple support pages, and the computer won't recognise it to restore it or nothing. Anybody feeling clever?


(And if anybody says "hur hur get a proper mp3 player hur hur" I'll find you and hurt you.)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:39, archived)
# apple are wank
I am not buying another ipod after mine dies, nor am I buying into this whole iPhone garbage.



Not that this helps you in any way shape or form ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:40, archived)
# Haha, not really, no :)
But thanks anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)
# sounds like its broken
to what address shall I send my invoice?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:40, archived)
# Mr Jobses house
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)
# I can't help, sorry love.
But I do sympathise.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)
# Aww, ta
A walk into town sounds horrible now.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)
# Is it not sunny?
It's sunny here.

*goes outside to waft some over to SSS*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:44, archived)
# Not even sun can make Kiddy interesting :)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:46, archived)
# :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:51, archived)
# where?
sounds like where jonathon king lives.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:57, archived)
# Haha, we've got all the great paedophiles here
(Kidderminster)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:58, archived)
# Perhaps it got a virus and crashed
to show solidarity with the iPhone?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)
# Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:42, archived)
# Hmmm.
Have you tried www.whatareweyourappleipodsupportbitches.com?

actually, I know nothing about them. Sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:42, archived)
# I thought ipods were designed to do that after the warrenty ran out
Buy creative..... much betterer
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)
# Its done over 2 years, not bad at all
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:44, archived)
# bloody hell!
Then again you will be telling me that you only just turned it on!
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:48, archived)
# No, I use it pretty much every day.
This is my first bad apple experience.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:50, archived)
# wow*
*is honestly impressed about that.
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:53, archived)
# This is why I don't get apple bashing.
I was guilty of it once. But that was before I'd ever used an ipod or owned a mac.

Life is much simpler these days.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:55, archived)
# Hmm...
...Creative's software is even worse than iTunes :(

/iPod and Zen owner blog
(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:53, archived)
# Is it an unhappy face symbol?
I've heard that happens when the drive 'sticks'
and can be cured with percussive maintenance.
Not just a joke to make it break further, honest.
Good luck if you try...
(shittyimages, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:44, archived)
# I had this a little while back
Unhappy face sign came up and you could hear the drive sticking. It then proceded to crash my PC every time I plugged it in to reinstall the software. Tried it on my parents PC a few weeks later and luckily itunes recognised it, offered to reinstall it, and it's worked fine since.

So I fixed it more by luck than judgement to be honest! Good Luck!
(Workshy Fop More Workshy than Fop, to be honest, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:49, archived)
# I wish it was an unhappy face, then I'd feel sorry for it
rather than just a rising feeling of anger.

Its a little folder symbol with an exclamation mark, and a link to the apple support pages underneath. Very worrying indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:51, archived)
# I'll skip straight to the find me and hurt me please
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:50, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:28, archived)
# Oooh!
Plot developmentopment!

*anticipates*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:31, archived)
# You strumpet!
Anticipating in public!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:32, archived)
# *watches anticipation with anticipation*
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)
# AHA!
I Anticipated that!

[insert manic laugh here]

Anyway from lurking earlier, where in Oz did you grow up?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:35, archived)
# Brisbane, Queensland
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:36, archived)
# My drummer's there at the moment.
The git.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:39, archived)
# Ah Brizzy
Nice place.

I used to live in Sydney.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:42, archived)
# Anticipates watching all the anticipation (with anticipation).
I was anticipating just such a response.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:40, archived)
# Ah
Participatory anticipation!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)
# aghk!
me head'll asplode!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:45, archived)
# wait till it rains
it'll be participatory anticipation during precipitation
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:52, archived)
# 1) woo!
2) have you ever considered drawing Wallance and Grommit Yiffer fan-fic cartoons based on the phrase "cracking tits, Grommit!"?
3)yay
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:32, archived)
# 1) Thanks
2) No, that's vile.
3) More thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)
# 1) no problem
2) yes, it is, I just wanted to get the phrase "cracking tits, Grommit!" out into the general public somehow.
3)no, really, I like your stuff. Complimenting it comes natural-like.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:36, archived)
# OOH! GOODY!
seven more posts and then . . . .

NEKKID JACK!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:37, archived)
# I'm afraid...
Debbilgrrrrl, hold me!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:44, archived)
# *envelops*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:02, archived)
# wmoomph!
*supposed to be the sound of a WOO whilst enveloped in the enveloping features Debbilgrrrrl used to envelop me!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:05, archived)
# anticipates
JJ drawing a nekkid hamster to try to work around it, then posts to try and foil said cunning plan.
(I helped save b3ta! jentulman carnt spel, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:47, archived)
# :D:D:D:DD:D
!!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:32, archived)
# needs more molten penguin feet ;)

oh, and tits

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:34, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Whassat!?

Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:35, archived)
# ouch.
i hope pip didn't break his beak...
(whatsinaname, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)
# Yay!
When are you going to do some more spider and scorpion?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:44, archived)
# hey SA!
don't you know i'm loco!?
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:53, archived)
# Your Baby in a Basket, sir?
meh
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:27, archived)
# yuck!
Waiter! Waiter...

(woo)
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:28, archived)
# I prefer badgers
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:28, archived)
# Well, I mean - don't we all?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:32, archived)
# :)
In my best Buffalo Bill voice...

"Put the baby in the basket!"
(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:30, archived)
# I hate children
but I reckon I actually could eat a whole one
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:37, archived)
# Not Topical
(OhArse Select * from newJobs ORDER BY salary DESC, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:24, archived)
# This is like deja vu all over again
This is like deja vu all over again
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:26, archived)
# shirley not all over again
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:27, archived)
# shirley not all over shirley again!
pst - This is like deja vu all over again
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:30, archived)
# This is like Deja Vu alll over again
(a film that's got "CRAP SCIENCE" stamped on it in every self-respecting video store. I mean, I'm ok with crap science to some degree in folms, but this just took the piss to a massive degree. Also it was shit. Good explosions though.)
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)
# i'd have liked it more if those shark fins were Turds.
As you image seems to imply a tiny tiny shark, who would only come up to someones shin
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:27, archived)
# there are a number of problems with a tiny shin shark
including:
· too easy to jump
· would only succeed in agressively nibbling of toes
· lol! what's tiny shark!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:31, archived)
# This is like deja vu all over again
This is like deja vu all over again
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:27, archived)
# i've been here before
haven't I ?
(OhArse Select * from newJobs ORDER BY salary DESC, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:37, archived)
# Umm?
www.b3ta.com/board/7435565

EDIT: Ah! TOATMOABBDOP

Text On A Thor Modification Of A Beau Bo D'Or Picture
(Stephen Sondheim ..-. ..- -.- . -.- -.-- . .- ...., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:51, archived)
# Surely bindun
(Rhysickle Proudly going without a signature until... now, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:13, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaahaha!
I think I'd like to make an emo fast food restaurant:

Die Coke
Self-Harmburger, with cheese.
French Cries
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:14, archived)
# free razor blade
in every child's Misery Meal


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:18, archived)
# don't forget the Cutchup :)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:18, archived)
# Depressos.
(I helped save b3ta! Legionary - My god, Brian, there's a message in my alphabets, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:28, archived)
# no Irn Bru?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:35, archived)
# PUN
its the fundown rundown pundown!

/big breakfast
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:15, archived)
# Cell farming?
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:15, archived)
# Hahahaha!
BEING TERRY!

C]:0D


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:16, archived)
# I like it.
I'm not just making this post to bump up my post-count.


Honest.
(Kaz, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:16, archived)
# wowzers!
thats some lurking there!
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:17, archived)
# Same here
People keep suspecting me of it though
(Rhysickle Proudly going without a signature until... now, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:17, archived)
# Same here
People keep suspecting me of it though.
(Rhysickle Proudly going without a signature until... now, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:18, archived)
# Same here.
People keep suspecting me of it though..
(Rhysickle Proudly going without a signature until... now, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:18, archived)
# Oh.
Really? I'm going to Wagemama's later for Ramen.
(Kaz, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:20, archived)
# well, now i have you in the net there's no excuse!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:21, archived)
# I know nuffink about a net.
Is it in the FAQ? :)
(Kaz, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:24, archived)
# *rolls newspaper*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:27, archived)
# haha!
it must be punday...
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:19, archived)
# Yay!
He needs some fluff.
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:19, archived)
# hahaha
how does it smell?!
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:24, archived)
# its arse by the looks of things
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:29, archived)
# aw
can't make head nor tail of it, it so fluffy
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:24, archived)
# Gah!
That fluff has no head!!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:24, archived)
# Is it sitting
in somebody's giant hand?
(Rhysickle Proudly going without a signature until... now, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:25, archived)
# couch.
.
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:27, archived)
# i'd never heard emo except on here,
then my 12 year old said it the other day....
i'm so out of touch.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:20, archived)
# He could win the nobel prize!
after all, he is out standing in his field!
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:27, archived)
# this gets a *cleek*
due to it's agressive terror!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:01, archived)
# tickle fight!
I made somone wet themselfs once by tickling her. That relationship didn't last too long.
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:02, archived)
# and also got the the sack
from the nursing home


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:04, archived)
# no
they *love* to piss themselfs
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:05, archived)
# Who doesn't?
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:12, archived)
# you just made
tea go all over my keyboard heehee
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:15, archived)
#
tea wee


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:16, archived)
# pffft stop it!
I keep choking on my tea :D

(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:17, archived)
# I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THIS!
C];0)

Hahahaha!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:05, archived)
# He took out The Hulk!
That's incredible!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Rubbish and stupid
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:56, archived)
# haha......
I used to love that cartoon!
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:00, archived)
# more CDC


round, round, all around the world, round, all around the world...
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:01, archived)
# Centre of the earth...
Bottom of the sea....
(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:15, archived)
# I believe there is a video
of me sining the themetune pissed out of my face on the interweb somewhere. lets hope too god its gone now though
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:16, archived)
# bonus points available
If you know when Willy Fog day is?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:22, archived)
# No
you've lost me I'm afraid.
(I helped save b3ta! Milgigan Double, Single, Single, Double., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:01, archived)
# what?
you never watched it?!

get on Utorrent now you damnable fool!
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:03, archived)
# Willie Fogg
was all about the honeys.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:01, archived)
#
yiffer! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:03, archived)
# hahaha
Hoisted by my own retard!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:06, archived)
# damn straight
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:04, archived)
# Great thing about RSS newsfeeds
is that you can see at a glance just how jaded the internet is becoming :)
(spook, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:53, archived)
# if you put a cat in a bag
you can then wank with ease
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:55, archived)
# now that's
a newsfeed worth subscribing to!
(spook, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:58, archived)
# *scrolls down board*
There's only one compo entry post on the board at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:57, archived)
# We've had this challenge at least twice already
coming up next: if adverts were honest.
(spook, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:00, archived)
# "amusing trophies
and lady golfers that kiss them"

would be a good compo
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:02, archived)
# draw a magenta penis
in a childlike fashion
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:02, archived)
# along the childish lines..
do you think if I gave a student the password "goatse" (new year seven accounts) it would come back and bite me in the ass?
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:04, archived)
# it's something I'd steer clear of
in case you are asked to explain it

edit: on second thoughts - go for it!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:06, archived)
# the staff usually get
"PiggyWinkle"
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:10, archived)
# Ah. True.
As you were.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:03, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:58, archived)
# potato shaped like an ipone!
hahaha. these are spot on :-)
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:02, archived)
# is it
because the interwobble is becoming a circular colourblind inbred beasty
(I helped save b3ta! DaveBr tes noisivelet ruoy tsujda ton od, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:06, archived)
# molds spores and fungus
I laughed
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:30, archived)
# Quickie before lunch, anyone?
anyone?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:50, archived)
# I fucking love that earring.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:50, archived)
# actually it looks like an ornate earcuff to me
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:51, archived)
# gay
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:52, archived)
# are you offering?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:54, archived)
# always!
the butter is in the fridge
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:00, archived)
# what's this?

*holds butter up, lable says made in france*

how dare you insult me, i've a good mind to go in dry.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:06, archived)
# and the smearring?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:51, archived)
# Jesus
NOBODY loves that!

*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:52, archived)
# Ashally . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:54, archived)
# ^
Dave smears ears on his rear
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:56, archived)
# The word smear brings back terrible memories for women, Dave.
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:55, archived)
# they should rename it a much happier name.
Suggestions below please:
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:58, archived)
# love stick
test?
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:59, archived)
# Spike and scrape
with humiliation


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:59, archived)
# a smudge
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:59, archived)
# Flange scrape?
Kebab test?
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:59, archived)
# Car-jack and pointy-stick lurrrrrve-making
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:00, archived)
# More like
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:06, archived)
# Pffft
*but crosses legs*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:09, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)
# Swabbing the decks?
YAAAAAAAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:00, archived)
# Smy girl!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:05, archived)
# 'fternoon cap'n
'fternoon folkses.

P.s.
it should be called a lady-garden once-over
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:30, archived)
# yay!
everything should be more pirate based.

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:07, archived)
# cheese grating
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:00, archived)
# Super Happy Smear Time
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:03, archived)
# ^^zis
its beautiful!

Afternings all :D
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:52, archived)
# Harrow!
We were just talking about you! *BIG-huggles*

EDIT: Seen this?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:53, archived)
# Nice of you to offer
but I'll wait until I get home to the missus.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:51, archived)
# bluring?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:51, archived)
# SILENCE!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:52, archived)
# Don't you appreciate a nice mispelt rhyming couplet then?

edit/ is the water easier to catch if it's not running?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:53, archived)
# yes
by capturing the water in a bowl or other such water collection device it tends to calm down and make no more efforts to escape.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:57, archived)
# *slap*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:51, archived)
# Aha!
no ear related reposts then . . . ?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:52, archived)
# I have one
it's not very good though.

(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:55, archived)
# Hahaha!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:57, archived)
# Hello lovely
I don't know your email and I can't gaz at work, but I'd like to say thank you thank you thank you so much for having us over.

I know this throws open the floor to lots of jokes, but it had to be said... I'll draw you something speshul! *hugs*

Also that pun is shocking! I'm still suffering from 2nd degree pun burns as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:54, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I thought that the pleasure was all ours but it seems we all had a blast.

Summat speshul would be . . . speshul! *belms*

*applies soothing anti-pun cream*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:56, archived)
# awww thank you :D
Tell the lovely Hilary her foodstuffs were delicious... I have shrimp flashbacks. mmmmmmMMMmmmmmm

(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:02, archived)
# mmm
shrimp flapjacks
(I helped save b3ta! dragon drop : worlds best self-deprecator, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:32, archived)
# where's she from?
looks Gaussian to me
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:55, archived)
# nah, she smeared shite in her ear . . .
she smeared shite in her ear . . .it's motion blur


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:58, archived)
# *cries at failed pun attempt*
you sure it's not radial?
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Specially as she's in the news with her stupid kid's name
(d371ght back again since, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:47, archived)
# hahahaha!
Loving the pose!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:49, archived)
# her face
is that of a mans
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:49, archived)
# After being stuck with a frying pan!
(I helped save b3ta! nadey, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:50, archived)
# full of
weasils
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:52, archived)
# with nun-chucks.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:24, archived)
# What's she named her kid then?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:50, archived)
# spangtard lucifer the third.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:50, archived)
# spangtard is such a pretty name
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:52, archived)
# I am calling my first born
"Skeletor"
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:53, archived)
# YES!
That would rock.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:58, archived)
# "Princess Tiaamii"
but with an accent of the first a (cos it's exotic, innit) and two i's at the end (because she's a chav).

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6913310.stm
(d371ght back again since, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:02, archived)
# Holy cocking fuck!
What is wrong with them?

2 i's to make it a bit different? Wouldn't want her getting mixed up with all the other Tiaamis in her class, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:06, archived)
# What is wrong with them?
I don't think I have the space to contemplate listing their combined faults.
(d371ght back again since, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:19, archived)
# pete burns?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:52, archived)
# using only paint and a mouse (at work)
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:44, archived)
# You can't tell
:O
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)
# *this
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)
# gah - need to re-install flash
not been on the newsletter for quite some time... *bubbles ideas*
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:46, archived)
# How rare!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)
# but not the GREAT Retardo

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:50, archived)
# pffffffffft
perfect!
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:54, archived)
# He was a very talented chap.
Bullet catcher
Human Cannon-ball
Until his sad demise while demonstrating his rope-walking expertise.

He's a great loss to the entertainment industry. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:58, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Huzzah for crap variety acts!

(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:01, archived)
# *applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:03, archived)
# Jeezus I think DTH's gonna go critical...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:43, archived)
# Possibull.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)
# looks like it's in its normal mode to me
i've never seen it without a red light.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:46, archived)
# *goes critical*
well it's alright but I'd never have that much red . . . C];0)


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:47, archived)
# yeh
damn those commie bastards
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:48, archived)
# that's not what CW said about you at the weekend
whizzing your tits off on neat kia-ora i was told.

[edit]and then there the case of the missing red from my cellar.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:49, archived)
# Huh!
She can talk about being whizzed off . . .

'The A5 smells of caterpillars!' My arse!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:51, archived)
# had you slipped neat kia-ora into her water?

again.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:53, archived)
# Which reminds me
stats board is having a decent go at being coherent again today
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:51, archived)
# You meant....
...ECHOED
(IHaveTheRightToArmBears, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:28, archived)
# Well you have to save money somehow
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:15, archived)
# Pfffft
Please don't do that again
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:15, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:16, archived)
# Heh
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:17, archived)
# Hahahaha!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:17, archived)
# sex cymbals!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:17, archived)
# Riiiiiiiiiiight!
*rambles off on one about Roy Walker*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:20, archived)
# ride cymbals...?!
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:17, archived)
# They're all messy now . . .
they need a box of (Badum!) Tissch!ues


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:18, archived)
# Hi (Mr) Hat!
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:20, archived)
# Gah!
My kit's all covered in parasites! Look! Drum's ticks!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:22, archived)
# you need hammered
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:24, archived)
# That was bad...
There's sure to be re-percussions from that...
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:29, archived)
# hahahahahaha
stick it to 'em, newbie :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:30, archived)
# Hahaha
Zildjianother player for pun tennis - yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:43, archived)
# Tenuous
at best :)
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:56, archived)
# basstard
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:29, archived)
# I say take off, and nuke the site from orbit...
...it's the only way to be sure
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:21, archived)
# AGH
it's all gong horribly wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:21, archived)
# secks cymbal
Oh dear god, no
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:18, archived)
# *ouch* haha!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:27, archived)
# Should i feel ashamed
for getting that one?
woo!
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:34, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:41, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:38, archived)
# *PFFFT*
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:39, archived)
# why turtles don't need parachutes
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:11, archived)
# Yay turtles!
Is he under heavy shelling?

(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:12, archived)
# Hahaha!
That tortoise all a lesson! Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:13, archived)
# you're being turtley unrealistic
with that.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:19, archived)
# Sheer terra pins me to the spot...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:20, archived)
# I'm just green that the two of you are at loggerheads.
It's kempRidley ridiculous to be honest...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:29, archived)
# Good god these puns are bad!
You all deserve chuting
(jammietarts ..., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:32, archived)
# Put it down to sheer chelonliness.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:33, archived)
# nekkid parachuting turtle!
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:13, archived)
# trust you
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:14, archived)
# I wasn't going to mention it either.
Since the genetalia haven't been rendered.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:15, archived)
# *remembers naked skydiver avi*
pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:16, archived)
# The word of the day is "incorrigible"
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:18, archived)
# eh?
it's plain for all to see, silly Mink!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:15, archived)
# yeah
but it's only you that pointed it out.
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:16, archived)
# Yeah well
In The Emperor's New Clothes that is considered a virtue
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:18, archived)
# there's no doubting
that you are a clever girl.

*gives special certificate*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:19, archived)
# all turtles are red
the green is a wetsuit
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:20, archived)
# They're not green.
See photo.
Even 'green' turtles are brown.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:31, archived)
# indeed
the ones in the local sea life centre where my ex worked were browny green - one has a snake like head - I named him "retardo"
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:37, archived)
# Was that the Weymouth one?
I was a bit disappointed that their turtle centre was just a home for unwanted terrapins.

Brighton has some biggies. They don't let you jump in for a swim with them though. :-(
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:53, archived)
# *belms*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:20, archived)
# *takes "special" care*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:21, archived)
# but how does it stay on
woo anim!
(I helped save b3ta! Mister B is eating an icanhazcheezburger with lmaonaise, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:14, archived)
# fab!
reminds me of this:

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:15, archived)
# Yay, thats lully
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:16, archived)
# i see you've not updated your blog.
what can i write about in mine today?

/severly lacking inspiration today
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:17, archived)
# Blimey, you are
Have a cup of tea and take a walk at lunchtime. The ideas will flow, like abuse from a hobo
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:18, archived)
# i've just had a cup of tea and it's nearly lunch time
now, where's that hobo?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:20, archived)
# see?
too difficult
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:34, archived)
#
(akzidenz grotesk, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:09, archived)
# *cringes*
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:13, archived)
# splendidly executed
WOOYAYHOUPLA!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:13, archived)
# hahaha
tampon bullets

i'm so glad i was born male
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:15, archived)
# Born male?
But not now?
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:17, archived)
# i'm so glad i was born
and still am male.

come now debs you know!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:18, archived)
# Just checking
anything might have happened in the last week or so ......

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:19, archived)
# no industrial accidents
or major life changes.

want a visual update?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:22, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:23, archived)
# got your phone with you?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:24, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7435691

*crosses arms*
*goes hrrrumph!*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:26, archived)
# ok ok i'm sorry
i shall never speak of Black Grape being shite again.

how's that?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:28, archived)
# *makes you suffer a bit longer*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:31, archived)
# *kneels in front of you weeping onto your lap*
I'M SO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-ORRY!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:35, archived)
# could you just stick your tongue out a bit further as you're doing that?
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:40, archived)
# Silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:16, archived)
# *licks*
EWWW! EWW!EWW!EWW!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:18, archived)
# Air Mail!
Badum-tish
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:19, archived)
# Hahaha christy
*crosses legs*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:17, archived)
# Who wouldn't want one of these?
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:02, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:03, archived)
# *raises trembling hand*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:03, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:04, archived)
# i dunno what it is
but I don't think it can be milked
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:05, archived)
# Just because it doesnt look like it can
doesnt mean it can't!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:32, archived)
# jobsagoodun
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:06, archived)
# have you got any black grape flavour?

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:07, archived)
# yay, I always forget about Black Grape
*seeks it out*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:08, archived)
# You must never forget!
*shakes money*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:09, archived)
# I shan't, I promise
*Pins note to forehead*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:10, archived)
# Black Grape
were shite
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:15, archived)
# *gasp*
No, they really were.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:16, archived)
# hahaha
I went to see them twice. They were shite both times... I was very very out of my skull both times. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:17, archived)
# And THATS what made them great!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:19, archived)
# Prezactly!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:36, archived)
# I used to like you
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:22, archived)
# now you love me?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:23, archived)
# no
now I shall never speak with or of you again.

You have broken my heart.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:25, archived)
# erm...
eh...
uhm...

*wanders off*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:26, archived)
# the return on that is good!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:15, archived)
# Was he in Black Grape?
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:08, archived)
# Yeah
but only in the same way he was 'in' the Happy Mondays.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:09, archived)
# the same...
...incapacity?
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:10, archived)
# hahaha
"oh god, I'm bez"

/Peep Show Blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mister B is eating an icanhazcheezburger with lmaonaise, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:11, archived)
# yes
but left due to artistic differences.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:12, archived)
# The Battle For Middle England Has Begun!

(John Prescott, David Cameron, Tony Blair, Charles Kennedy)

I'm still rather new at this whole photo-choppery thing, so go easy on me. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:57, archived)
# But two of those are no longer in power??
and neither is Tony blair!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:58, archived)
# This is true...
But I refuse to acknowledge anyone else as Lib Dem leader, I just love Charles too much... ;)

And as for the rest of them, erm... I just prefer their faces? :p
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:04, archived)
# My Mum bumped into him on holiday the other week
You know he got done for smoking on the train? Looks like they were going to the same place
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:06, archived)
# Topshop!
Woo, welcome to b3ta, pull up a kitten etc.

And 'ning folks
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:58, archived)
# 'ningles nawwty!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:59, archived)
# hello cheeky chops
you well?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:04, archived)
# Grand, ta
I did a sexy new wallpaper last night



Click for bigger (35KB)

Quite proud. Hows you?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:06, archived)
# bored shitless
i'm trying to think of something good to draw but my mind is blank!

i like that pic, it's v good



but you're still a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:08, archived)
# Draw horses
Lovely, lovely horses.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:09, archived)
# no
i don't like horses.
they're too hard to draw

*clicks for bigger*

AGH! THE APPLE!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:13, archived)
# Of course!
Its about time I immortalised my little iMac in one of my pics
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:15, archived)
# But where...
... do my desktop icons go?!
(I helped save b3ta! JebediahSpringfield, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:29, archived)
# WARNING: SHOPPING LORD OF THE RINGS IS BAD FOR YOUR ELF!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:58, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:00, archived)
# like your leg-o-lass joke further down wasn't...

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:01, archived)
# not me! I ENT punned all morning . . .
you orc to check more carefully


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:04, archived)
# I believe you, you's am wise
sometimes ;P
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:09, archived)
# I'm a Frodo'im not . . .
*shoehorns*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:12, archived)
# Its definitely a bad hobbit!
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:05, archived)
# Ai Caramba!
Homer Simpson mia molestado!

Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:06, archived)
# It's a hobbit pearoast
(I helped save b3ta! daveydje is hedging his hogs on, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:25, archived)
# Also...
Hanging around Middle Earth, you can pick up some very bad hobbits...
(I helped save b3ta! daveydje is hedging his hogs on, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:06, archived)
# DOOF!
That was so bad it turned my milk Saur(on)


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:08, archived)
# I like that
Perhaps a little out of date, if we're going to be picky, but well done :-)
(badgertastic badgers are people too, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:59, archived)
# very well shopped!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:00, archived)
# Woo yay - welcome
yule nevir leaves, more addictive then crack, a very small period of time in 2006 wants it's picture back, pull up a kitten, welcome new person... and so on.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:00, archived)
# *taps on left shoulder from behind*
*ducks right*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:03, archived)
# *gets squashed*
Did you forget where I am?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:05, archived)
# oooopsy!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:08, archived)
# Prescott looks like he's just about to decapitate the Tory
so Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:02, archived)
# nicely done!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:51, archived)

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