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# Ladies Bras
Ladies Bras

www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgBrIII6NTE

I Cant embed it for some reason
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:15, archived)
# haha great tune :D

you cock
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:15, archived)
# Haha!
Oh you =]
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:17, archived)
# I try :]
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:19, archived)
# Have a cookie =]
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:22, archived)
# thanks :]
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:24, archived)
# Don't eat it all at once!
You'll spoil your din dins!

Which I am about to drag myself out of bed to make*


*For me, not you though =]
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:25, archived)
# that's because you'll be need the links board
top row, third from the left. It'll embed it on that board :)
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:17, archived)
# How very fluffy for a Tuesday
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:19, archived)
# I was thinking this
Maybe people have become immune to annoying people after staring at pictures of Amy Winehouse for so long...
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:23, archived)
# AHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:18, archived)
# Your not the only cunt
with a radio you know
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:21, archived)
# because you need /links instead of /board
then all will be easy as pie
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:23, archived)
# Do you know, there's a board for links?
/ac
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:24, archived)
# this is not the place for links
you want to try somewhere else for that, now where was it? it's either www.b3ta.com/talk/ or www.b3ta.com/calendar/ or www.b3ta.com/links/

I just can't remember which
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:24, archived)
# Wasn't it
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:28, archived)
# If only they had a board where you could embed videos
That song is getting on my tits already
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:25, archived)
# PFFT
You need /links!
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:29, archived)
# Little Britain related fail?
Cunt off you spastic.

Sorry, I'm, in a bad mood. I meant what they all said ^.
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 23:47, archived)
# you need the bra, you saggy-titted sea hag.
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 3:09, archived)
[challenge entry] my first entry,i hope it works!
REHAB:Open All Hours


Image Hosted by ImageShack.usBy rodd
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:06, archived)
# redexing I'm afraid.
*hands commiserative Cornish pasty*

EDIT: At least she'd actually have some flesh on her bones if that were the case.
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:07, archived)
# ahah
are you THE Rodders i know?
well are you? eh?
lol fat nurse with skiny bint head
this deserves exact 3/5 of a woo!
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:08, archived)
# n-n-n-n-n-urse g-g-gladys emmanuel!
*goes glassy eyed*
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:08, archived)
# Ha!
Quality stuff =]
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:09, archived)
# Yes it works
and is also woo
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Nice one, here's my similarly quoting masterpiece:
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:15, archived)
# hahaha!~
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:31, archived)
# ...but she said N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-Nnnnn... oh, fetch y'cloth
/great stuff, welcome aboard!
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Amy Minghouse.

Must be all that eye makeup.
I ran out of patience to do the rest of the outfit... and the pub beckons.
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:04, archived)
# Gordons a-Beehive!
/really nicely done
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:04, archived)
# Haw!
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:12, archived)
# That looks far too realistic
Woo!
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:05, archived)
# Hahahaha
That's crackin!
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:05, archived)
#
lovely! can't beat a bit of Ming.
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:05, archived)
# holee fuck
wonderfully done!
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:05, archived)
# Haha!
He looks sooooo camp!!

Woo!
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:05, archived)
# hahahahaha
nicely
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:06, archived)
# Blimey thats good
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:06, archived)
# haha fabulous
and get ye to the pub in reward for your hard work!
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:09, archived)
# yayyyyyy
that's some awesome shopping
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:09, archived)
# ha ha ha
wooyay best sofa!
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:10, archived)
# that's bloomin' ace :D
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:10, archived)
# Haha
This reminds me of the big train sketch where Mark Heap plays Ming and sits around watching TV and hoovering and the like =]
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:10, archived)
# I luvs Big Train.
Funnily enough, I was watching that last week.... must be a coincidence.
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:13, archived)
# I wouldn't mind if it was or wasn't
This is ace however I look at it =]
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:17, archived)
# i like this a lot
you've captured her evil essence nicely
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:12, archived)
# hahahaha!~
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:12, archived)
# hahahhahaa
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:27, archived)
# great stuff
lovely shoppin'
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:30, archived)
# Brilliant!
Lovely work.
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:35, archived)
# DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEE
for cover

*clicks*
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:53, archived)
# "Klytus, I'm bored...
"What plaything can you offer me today?"



(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 23:17, archived)
# Feck me, that's damn good!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.usImage Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 23:44, archived)
# Brilliant. A more than worthy FP.
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 0:34, archived)
# super shop
/lurks
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 1:21, archived)
# Utterly brilliant!
Winnar!
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 8:28, archived)
# Outrageously good
well played
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:10, archived)
# haha!
that is excellent
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:55, archived)
# mingehouse?
..thats what I thought it said

I'm kinda glad its not. the door would be gruesome
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:32, archived)
# Photoshop skillz
Beautiful job on the shirt, maybe not that difficult to do but a challenge to do so smoothly and undetectably - eleven out of ten!
(, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 3:13, archived)
# Ar! Ar! Ar!
Brilliant!
(, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 21:28, archived)
# This:
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:48, archived)
# #Tell me why!#
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:50, archived)
# Oof.
She's bent her wookie hat.
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:50, archived)
#
ha :-)
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:51, archived)
# also
I stole your sig
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:53, archived)
# Nearly
5 points for naming the song I paraphrased it from..
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:55, archived)
# i shall call her suzanne!
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:57, archived)
# that's entertainment
i fucking love the jam
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:02, archived)
# 5 points are yours
Anything from the bottom shelf sir.
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:17, archived)
# Down to Margate
By Chaz and Dave?
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:09, archived)
# ode to tuesday:
i choose you, tuesday
because for you i'm tues-gay
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:52, archived)
# tits or gtfo!
worth a try



cool post, miss :D
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:53, archived)
# hee hee!~
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:53, archived)
# Is it part of a 'video'.
s'nice.
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:55, archived)
# .
'Yes' and 'no'.
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:56, archived)
# Damn you and your crypticness!
I NEED TO KNOW!!!

; )
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:58, archived)
# Well, as you insist...
Sort of.
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:00, archived)
# *EXPLODES*


(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:04, archived)
# *fetches broom*
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:05, archived)
# hello?
oh right, carry on.
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:08, archived)
# OK OK!!
The sequence is indeed ADAPTED FROM MY LATEST VID!! But you all knew that anyway coz it has made popular in links.
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:07, archived)
# Links?
I'd rather go on /talk!!!!!!

EDIT:Another good one. :D
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:09, archived)
# what? there are other boards?
when did this happen?
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:13, archived)
# Yes!
And apparrently, there's a board, where one question is asked, on a weekly basis, only one question mind.
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:17, archived)
# you're fucking making that up
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:20, archived)
# Are you
forcing me to link it right here right now? That would surely be wrong. (And would mess up my honours as 18th most linked UK video today on you tube- and all from B3ta/links).

Ok it's here.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yA6abvK3fqU

:D
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:16, archived)
# I just went and looked it up on links.
That's rather fab, you know...
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:20, archived)
# Why thank you.
There are around 25 of them, varying in taste and quality. Actually, they are bad taste, bad quality or both.
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:23, archived)
# i remember the space oditty one, i liked that too
i shall have to look into the others at some point
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:29, archived)
# They are there
to be enjoyed. No more no less and no alteria motive behind them.
All I ask is that people tell me if they did.
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:37, archived)
# Me too
and this^
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:23, archived)
# i knew
because i was on links a lot in the last week
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:09, archived)
# where did you get that, where did you get them shoes?
*assists fallen down topless woman*
Woo!
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Well, that explains a lot...

Keifer Sutherland and Amy Winehouse standing in front of a car lookin pissed? No? Anyone? Oh well, I thought it was funny....
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:48, archived)
# Hehe
Naughty Kiefer
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:04, archived)
# Certainly does!
Nicely done as well
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:04, archived)
[challenge entry] I've never been but I hear it's beautiful


Done already I bet.
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:37, archived)
# Nice!~
wilkommen

edit: as a new person, it is customary to show us you tackle and or love cushions.
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:39, archived)
# or 'tits or gtfo'
if you prefer
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:43, archived)
# Indeed! Tits or GTFO Twerpsichord, you decide
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:45, archived)
# what is all this tits or gtfo all about?
is it "get the fuck out" I don't get it
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:12, archived)
# Hahaha
An original compo post this late in the week!

Woo.
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:41, archived)
# where were
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:46, archived)
# At 7?
Primary school I'd imagine.
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:46, archived)
# ok then, let me rephrase that
where were you at 7 post meridiem?
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:52, archived)
# 7pm?
When I was 7? Either doing homework or going to bed. It's always possible that I could have been brushing my toothypegs. Saying my prayers could have been an option.
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:57, archived)
# Heh!
Ahoy there new sailor =]
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:41, archived)
# ooof!
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:41, archived)
# Hahaha!
Possibly should have been 280px!
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:43, archived)
# *chuckle*
Thanks.
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:46, archived)
# Tits or GTFO!
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:46, archived)
# fuckin noobs
SHOW US YOUR TITS111!!!!11
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:49, archived)
# *shows them*
That's that done.
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:52, archived)
# nice shop
sigma 5?
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:46, archived)
# hahaha I miss that fuckers shops
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:47, archived)
# he was too good fo his place
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:48, archived)
# aye, 'appen
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:51, archived)
# This is good.
All the noobs have been good today.
*faints*
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:48, archived)
# now you've done it,
there'll be a really shit one along any minute now
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:50, archived)
# *revives with vapours*


*has another wank*
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:51, archived)
# Do I look like a biscuit?...
Do I want to be soggy?....

*towels*
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:53, archived)
# sorry for if it's bindun cos it seems a bit obvious
also i think the file size is nudging bumrape tiem but the truth must be told

Stop, teef!

Edit - click for original
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:24, archived)
# yay!
look at the little fella go!
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:27, archived)
# also
i find your sig encouraging
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:29, archived)
# well you know the old saying
if you need encouragement, go fish, it's the choice for the werthers generation
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:39, archived)
# Yeah we've all done it.
Slut seagull!

Woo
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:28, archived)
# speaking of sluts
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:34, archived)
# i got offered porn once or twice
but the money was rubbish on one
and the other i couldn't do due to other commitments
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:36, archived)
# as a fluffer?
or an actor?
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:38, archived)
# crew only
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:42, archived)
# still, would be an experience
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:43, archived)
# yes indeed
just not too sure it would have been a pleasant one

plus, i was recently engaged at the time*

*the first one
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:46, archived)
# You were in The Commitments?
Which one were you then?
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:39, archived)
# the mad old lady who listened to the old records
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:40, archived)
# Hey, m3
I see you've signed up for The Derby bash.
Is it it true, are you coming?
Are you?

*swoons*
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:43, archived)
# *revives with vapours*


*turns Japanese*
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:46, archived)
# the blonde piece that fucks all the fellas
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:43, archived)
# It's not 'Roide Micto Roide!'
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:44, archived)
# The ginger one of course:P
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:44, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:45, archived)
# I was gonna shop that,
but couldn't find any sources
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:50, archived)
# i fucking went to look for source pics
then thought 'waht the fuck am i doing?'
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:03, archived)
# I've been offered porn more than once!
But I told the little Chinese guy selling it at the pub to fuck off.
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:40, archived)
# they used to come round regularly, and a guy i know used to get the filthiest stuff off them they had
then wander into the office waving it saying stuff like 'YEAH! goat porn!' as if that was the coolest thing ever
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:45, archived)
# I've always wondered if it was like the movies you bought off the guys
Bad sound quality and you see the occasional person getting out of their seats to get a saveloy in a bun.
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:49, archived)
# haha
not sure
as a former film crew, i don't buy pirate movies
(but, if you've got any you want to give me....)
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:53, archived)
# Yeah done crew stuff too.
I do have Dead Man's Chest if you want it though.

EDIT: ooOOOoo not that crew work though:P
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:54, archived)
# I
like this

woo yey hoopla
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:28, archived)
# Ah I read the news story
Nicely done, Woo Yay
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:36, archived)
# hehe thanks for the responses duderinos
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:37, archived)
# hahaha
that's ace.

I found the original story here which had a link to "bird shits on George Bush" then a link to "George Bush's crazy dancing".

Woo for CBBC news!
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:40, archived)
# ha ha ha
what a great story and an even better animation!
wooyay all round!
houpla!
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:12, archived)
# awww thanks!
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:55, archived)
# NNEEEENAAAWWWWW NEEEEENAAAAAAWWWWW neeeeenaawwwww
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:21, archived)
# HAHAHA
*smirky grin*
*click*
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:23, archived)
# hahaha
hahaha, smashing
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:23, archived)
# haha
bless 'im!
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:23, archived)
# Hahahaha
I liked the one yesterday too :)
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:23, archived)
# you are a nutter
i doth click this! i doth!
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:24, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
you are quite clearly a mental, bongo (woo! i didn't even know you were still hanging out round these parts)
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:24, archived)
# I'm sort of back
I've been posting a bit. I'm posting stuff on here and I've finally built a blog to put it all on. Where are you based these days I've not seen you since glastonbury 2003 I think.
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:28, archived)
# i'm in edinburgh pretty much all the time these days
i'm hardly ever in london (not that i know any of the peeps who go to b3ta bashes these days anyway). are you still in london/bayysingstoke?
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:34, archived)
# London
Living in the cupboard in the church
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:41, archived)
# awesome
i think your moving in there was the last thing i heard about you, i was beginning to suspect the 100%s had done away with you
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:47, archived)
# Marvellous.
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:24, archived)
# The internet
just got even better.
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:25, archived)
# arf!
Wonderful stuff!
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:26, archived)
# this is ridicellent
*claims word*
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:27, archived)
# I love Tommy
like I loved Barry
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:32, archived)
# hahahhaha
love it
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:41, archived)
# Oh, Panowie.
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:49, archived)
# pffffft
these are amazingly bad woo
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:53, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaha
love it. The dithered clipart guy just adds to it.
(, Thu 27 Sep 2007, 10:28, archived)
# statistics are tasty
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:15, archived)
# nice!
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:16, archived)
# PSSTTTTTTTTT!!!
I have naked Su Pollard pics... interested?
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:18, archived)
# All I heard was naked and pics
so yes*
*may not actually be interested
Who?
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:20, archived)
# i'm not even sure her husband would be interested
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:20, archived)
# *unlurks with intent*
Edit: Oh, I thought you meant Sue Lawley, never mind. I can't stand that Hi-Di-Ho :/

*gets coat and relurks*
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:20, archived)
# right
now you're here, scroll down and woo my fucking anim
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:21, archived)
# what you really mean is you want him to play soggy biscuit with you
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:23, archived)
# what i really mean
is that it took sodding ages to make, and i'm genuinely upset that it wasn't immediately frontpaged

but i think i'll get over it in time
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:24, archived)
# I feel that way about all of my posts
mostly because I spend too long on them and because I have delusions of grandeur.

eg. I posted this on monday thinking it was an FP contender and only ivesb commented on it after I'd called the board a bunch of cunts


hmm RIS or shit?
Edit: well I like it, you cunts.
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:32, archived)
# i'm afraid to say
that i don't really get it :(

sorry
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:35, archived)
# ah, fair enough
maybe that was the problem.

French mime in a burning building, silently communicating the fact that his house is on fire.
English mime silently communicating that he doesn't know any french.

Spent bloody ages on making the film look aged, all the orginals were high res. Ho-hum, maybe I need to articulate better.
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:38, archived)
# ah, yes
cos it's a silent film ,the captions make it look like they're speaking
so it get's confusing
plus, i wasn't too sure what 'feu' meant
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:48, archived)
# if you could play soggy biscuit with any 3 celebrities who would it be?
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:25, archived)
# kylie
willow out of buffy
and some other fit bird

that way, you wouldn't eat the biscuit, and you'd get to see some fit birds strumming their banjos
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:28, archived)
# good one
i think i;d go for three catholic priests, they're sworn to chastity!
that and i wish to see three priests eating jizzy bourbons
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:29, archived)
# tell that to the choirboys!
you'd be eating catholic spaff in seconds flat
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:32, archived)
# Stephen Hawking, Jimmy White and John Wayne Bobbit
although it may get a bit easy after a while.
Edit: Bollocks, I didn't know girls could play.
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:29, archived)
# picking girls
may be seen as cheating
but i really don't fancy seeing other men jack off
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:37, archived)
# I think I'd only have to see Jimmy White, although I'm not sure if he's able to achieve a maximum these days
I do appear to have said that "I only have to" watch Jimmy White having a wank.

(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:41, archived)
# haha
excellenté! I just watched that again last weekend. The eye movements are glorious! Have another woo.
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:25, archived)
# *glees*
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:28, archived)
# any Ruth Madoc?
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:24, archived)
# first google result! (nsfw)
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:33, archived)
# Hehe
:)
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:17, archived)
# My laughter roughly followed that curve in lollity.
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:17, archived)
# \o/
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:18, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:19, archived)
# Pfft.
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:20, archived)
# hHaA!
*boogaloos*
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:20, archived)
# sheik yerbouti
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:24, archived)
# Now that is good!
woo yay
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:24, archived)
# oh the pun
it hurts
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:29, archived)
# SCIENCE!
yay
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:18, archived)
# sorry but i don't think i'm on the same wavelengh
ris?
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:19, archived)
# geekery, mister brown
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:22, archived)
# I'm not with the science you see
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:23, archived)
# i'm not with the HTML
but i am now
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:26, archived)
# I'm ris-ing here!
But I must say, the filesize is ok.
Make it bigger, but not too big.
/Whatisitfilesizenight.blog
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:20, archived)
# haha
ace
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:21, archived)
# glees
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:22, archived)
# Hehehehe
Clever
*click*
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:40, archived)
# Hummingator on the move.



Fuck, never work with transparent bg's, makes it difficult to see the white outline. :(
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:06, archived)
# nice!
also: transparent gifs tend to make the filesize bigger (since you can't use as many combined frames)
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:08, archived)
# it' s 64k!
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:15, archived)
# Hey Hey!
:D
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:15, archived)
# tighten up that 's' boy!
you're wasting pixels!
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:16, archived)
# I mean in general
not in this case specifically

combined frames can be useful if you have modifications in consecutive frames in different parts of the image, say:


frame 1 frame 2
[.x...x.] [xx...xx]
[..x.x..] [..x.x..]
[...x...] [...x...]
[..x.x..] [..x.x..]
[.x...x.] [xx...xx]


if you're not using "." as a transparent color frame to can be optimized as



frame 1 frame 2
[.x...x.] [xooooox]
[..x.x..] [ooooooo]
[...x...] [ooooooo]
[..x.x..] [ooooooo]
[.x...x.] [xooooox]


where o is transparent.

but if . is the transparent colour you need to store the whole of frame 2, and that's less efficient since a 3 1-colour blocks can be compressed a lot better than a whole frame.

(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:01, archived)
# I'm not sure what you mean by that.

(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:17, archived)
# groove-tastic
wishes I could click!
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:17, archived)
# ooooommmmmmmmmmmm
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:21, archived)
# Oooo cool as!!
I want one :)
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:10, archived)
# *clicks*
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:17, archived)
# Looks tasty!


And also woo-some!
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:21, archived)
[challenge entry] shit, but i try
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:59, archived)
# arf!
and why on earth not.
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:02, archived)
# Oi! Fuck off to the TV
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:05, archived)
# more old shyte
just clearing out my .gif bucket and found this one. I did it last year, something to do with some wanky american TV series I never watched - I just wanted to do the 'eyebrow thing'



McShyte by name, shyte by nature
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:49, archived)
# :)
Nice wank-action!

Slight TJ: Someone may shout at you about the size of this.

The FAQ says:

"For file size, a still image will rarely need to be over 50KB and an animation should preferably be under 200KB, but anything up to 250 KB is acceptable."

If this means that 50KB is a hard file size limit, beyond which people are justified in having a go at the poster, I reckon this needs rewording. As it stands, I always thought it meant that 250KB was the acceptable maximum size for any image...

Again I know I'm in a minority here. Am I just shit stirring? Possibly! But I'm bored.
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:57, archived)
# meh
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:58, archived)
# so we're supposed to shout about a 54Kb animation?
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:58, archived)
# Hi Dee Hi
was that the name of the TV series?

Or was it spelled differently?
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:00, archived)
# eh?
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:00, archived)
# one 'e'
hi de hi
my uni flatmate was an extra in it a few times
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:01, archived)
# yay! Thanks!
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:02, archived)
# did you both stunt double for Yvonne and Barry?
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:11, archived)
# it's 53kb, and an animation
so there's fuck all to worry about
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:58, archived)
# ^
This
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:59, archived)
# I never
checked the size, seems it could be a bit bigger it's optimised to feck at the momeny
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:59, archived)
# my rule of thumb is
anything under about 60 Kb is fine
animations under 250 Kb are fine

static images over 60 Kb should be 10 times greater for each 25 Kb with a maximum of around 200 Kb.

and I note that you really don't need more than 70Kb for any jpg smaller than say 600x400 pixels unless it's really very detailed.
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:05, archived)
# it's an animation dumbass..so it's fine ;)

anyway Tribe is on bbc2 so I'ma gonna bugger off for a bit :)
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:08, archived)
# It's not rocket science, it's distinctly split into still images first part, animations after, to keep it simple (I think?)
it reads (to me, anyway) as 50k for still images, and preferably 200k for animations, but up to 250k for them is fine :)
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:08, archived)
# it is this sort of shit that keeps me away from here these days
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:13, archived)
# it's a sadder place without you mongy :(
what this place needs is a cheery tomato to kick it back into touch :)

/what are you up to these days anyhow? have you had first hand experience of Rik's 'tache yet?
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:17, archived)
# it woukd never work these days, times change
i'm done now. nice to pop in tho and see what's going on
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:21, archived)
# it's good to see you when you do pop in fella :)
/btw, when you said above 'this sort of shit', what exactly were you referring to? - my post? :S
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:23, archived)
# not your post mate
all this 'oh it's ok if my image is 90k as long as i think it is worth it' crap
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:25, archived)
# ah yes, well said :)
doens't take much to get an image under 50k with a careful bit of tweaking
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:03, archived)
# Hear Hear
Amen to that
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:20, archived)
#
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:12, archived)
# You can learn some scary things on wiki

Click for Explainses


Even scarier is the existence of this, and the implied research involved.
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:48, archived)
# but can it be milked?
wiki is haiwan?
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:50, archived)
# its a bus isnt it?
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:51, archived)
# or hawaiian
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:52, archived)
# For "quick".
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:54, archived)
# i'm sure there's a song called wikki wikki
but i can't find it.

also night b3ta the tribe's on the box, and i like it.
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:01, archived)
# ?
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:00, archived)
# haha
He's like the Jilly Goolden of insect bites!
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:51, archived)
# without the 'pitiful drunk' charm
:D
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:53, archived)
# I still would.
I bet she'd cry.
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:04, archived)
# i quite like the idea of pepsi wasps
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:53, archived)
# have you read about the fuckers?
TWO INCHES LONG
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:13, archived)
# I got fucked by a yellowjacket last year

I'm not going to Maplins ever again
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:54, archived)
# did he rip you a new hole?
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:00, archived)
# It was Su Pollard actually
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:04, archived)
# Haha, the pain index sounds like describing food
Mmm... rich and hearty, slightly crunchy.
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:56, archived)
# full of subtle flavours of the orient
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:14, archived)
# Yowch
That Schmidt feller is a total mental.
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:58, archived)
# indeed.
the resounding question is "WHY?"
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:00, archived)
# FOR SCIENCE!
Obv
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:01, archived)
# in this case, i'm not sure that's justification enough...
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh god. I just realised i had a cartoon already for this :)

peeeeaaaaa
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:33, archived)
# I liked it the first time I saw it :)
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:36, archived)
# JJ is probably away by now
But I inked and coloured his image from earlier.

I am determined to get better at this kinda stuff.
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

*May have forgotten the text underneath*
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:27, archived)
# nice one
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:28, archived)
# but how does she smell?
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:32, archived)
# like a badger.
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:35, archived)
# why do you need to get better
thats ace
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:35, archived)
# I might be missing something here...
but you seem to have missed out the tail and ears... ?
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:35, archived)
# OMG!
You're right.

Shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:42, archived)
# I KNEW
there was something strange
'lo b3tans, anyone notice i wasn't here?
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:43, archived)
# of course we did!
now, who the fuck are you?
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:44, archived)
# that's
the kind of answer i was expecting
and i'm your ginger lovechild micto, don't you remember?
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:56, archived)
# oh, yes
um.
*scarpers*
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:02, archived)
# Very nicely indeed
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:38, archived)
# RED-X
:(
edit : hmm firefox no likey your hosty
Woo for not going over the lines!
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:38, archived)
# my firefox likes it
maybe not likes exactly, but tolerates.
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:48, archived)
# i think i need a bigger hammer....
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:51, archived)
# I thought at first the dragon on her skirt
was a sectional view of her intestines.
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:48, archived)
# But how does she smell?
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:01, archived)
# sergio leoni went to an all boy's boarding school
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:19, archived)
# :(
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:21, archived)
# hahaha eeew
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:21, archived)
# hahaha!
*breaks out the fig rolls.
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:22, archived)
# mmmmm fig rolls are lovely
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:23, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmmmmm salty fig rolls are better
fact.

i don't recommend dunking them in tea though, that's just odd, looks like the milk's curdled.
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:27, archived)
# i've never actually played soggy biscuit
i'm not overly keen to either
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:30, archived)
# pffffft
!

Right, and with that, I'm off, cheers b3ta
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:23, archived)
# g'night!
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:25, archived)
# Haha
"It is thought to have originated in Australia sometime in the 1960s"
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:23, archived)
# haha!~
nice!~
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:24, archived)
# tildetildetildetildetildetildetildetildetilde
:)
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:26, archived)
# oh dear..
Where's Chevy Chase when ya needs heem?
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:24, archived)
# haha
nice work
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:25, archived)
# Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhh

have a *click* for making me genuinely feel Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhh
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:27, archived)
# Hahaha!
Where are you getting all these movie stills from?
Or even how do you capture them if you are doing that?
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:27, archived)
# google
but it helps to be a little bit creative with search terms
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:29, archived)
# This is good for pics:
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:30, archived)
# for some reason, i can never get that page to work properly
if i click a letter, it just returns me to that page :(
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:31, archived)
# It's a bit spacky
but use the film search in the corner matey :)
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:33, archived)
# Eeeeew!
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:29, archived)
# Heh
Is there no subject that Wikipaedia won't cover?
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:34, archived)
# it's full of lies and adverts these days
but it was the first vaguely helpful link i found on google
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:36, archived)
# Ewww.
My day would have been complete without that tidbit of knowledge.

Good animation though!
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:48, archived)
# hahahaha woo!
excellent eye movements and spluffage! woo!
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:24, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:26, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
ace
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:31, archived)
# Hahaha..... at least I wasn't the only one that suspected....
More proof here....
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:01, archived)
# pfffft!
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:05, archived)
# bored...
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:02, archived)
# HAVE A WANKEROODLEDOO
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:04, archived)
# Fake.
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:04, archived)
# that's a bit mean
considering you were defending someone who was acting like a tit for a week
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:17, archived)
# himself?
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:21, archived)
# ^ lol
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:33, archived)
# i think he is referring to the lack of bridge and helicopter
but yes, to a first poster it would come across as mean
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:22, archived)
# *belm*
i'm still hungover. I may go to bed early (;
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:30, archived)
# hahaha!
have a woo! and a *click

it's been a good noob day by and large today, shame us old hacks let the side down as usual.
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:06, archived)
# hahahah! excellent
I just had a look at the site, are you trying to leave there or drag people from here?
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:06, archived)
# did you honestly make this?
edit : WOO-YAY! btw - how rude of me... i need tea...
welcome to b3ta
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:06, archived)
# ^This
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:07, archived)
# Ye of little faith!!



(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:08, archived)
# still awaiting a reply....
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:10, archived)
#
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:12, archived)
# claiming ownership of mediorce work?
huh?
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:13, archived)
# I'm confused now
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:14, archived)
# he was talking about the original image.

(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:15, archived)
# thats what she said
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:19, archived)
#
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:21, archived)
#
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:12, archived)
#
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:13, archived)
# This happens all the time


woo to your anim!
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:06, archived)
# thanks
it's really one of mine - the source picture came off the reuters site - I hadn't seen the other gif of the kid jumping off the roof, now that one is definately a fake.
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:10, archived)
# awesome!~
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:15, archived)
# yay!
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:23, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:28, archived)
# this continues to be
one of my favourite pics ever
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:32, archived)
# THIS!
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:55, archived)
# #NNNNNNNNNNNYOOOOM#
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:32, archived)
# Woo to that
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:28, archived)
# this is very good
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:07, archived)
# hurray
and welcome sirrah
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:12, archived)
# sooopah stuff
woo yay and hellooooo
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:18, archived)
# I like this
i would like to see more adventures of flappy diver man
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:21, archived)
# this is fucking ace.
especially as a first post.

feel free to shop a kitten at your leisure.
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:21, archived)
# nice :D
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:34, archived)
# Yay for sharks!
And other stuff too.
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:45, archived)
# This I love
woooooooooooooo !
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:57, archived)
# Very silly
Hurrah.
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:10, archived)
# Surprising graffiti
Was on my Friday beer break at work and was surprised and amused by this


I have no idea why someone would 'tag' Sid James on a wall.

edit - smaller size pic, apologies

(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 19:56, archived)
# maybe the myspace link would give you an idea to whom painted such artwork?
also, please link / resize as its over 50kb
Thank you
edit : cheers for that :) now visit the myspace link and tell them you like their work and send them some crayons and buy me some cake
Thank you
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 19:58, archived)
# Did it used
to be 250kb?

When and why did it change?
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:02, archived)
# 250Kb is for animations
static images is ~ 60Kb
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:03, archived)
# has it always been that?
I'm sure it hasn't
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:03, archived)
# yes it used to be much bigger
but seeing as bandwidth has become increasingly expensive and download speeds so much slower, themods thought they'd help people out by setting it to around 50k
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:11, archived)
# Seems Odd
as in the olden day it took ages to load 250kb, now it doesn't, yet people get told off for uploading big ones (fnaar!)

Was it the board Nazis who decided this, just so they could say, 'Hello Newbie Blah Nazi blah blah'?
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:14, archived)
# I was being sarcastic
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:15, archived)
# I
now think you're great.
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:16, archived)
# has been as long as I've been a member
so at least 3 1/2 years or so
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:13, archived)
# it's 250k for animated images
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:03, archived)
# welcome to these parts, new fella
a small request, if possible, but could you perhaps get still images to around the 50k mark if possible.
As great as that Grafitti is, it's a tad big for recommended guidelines in these 'ere parts. Cheers in advance, fella, and welcome again :)

EDIT: Well done, fella :) good show!
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 19:58, archived)
# this is far too big
images shouldn't be bigger than 50k

/nice find though :)

Edit: hurray for fixing the image size, welcome to b3ta!
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 19:58, archived)
# u should get broadband
it's the future!
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 19:59, archived)
# We should all have uncapped broadband
that's a future still coming
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:00, archived)
# capped broadband?
that is so yesterday
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:02, archived)
# and sadly, it's fast becoming tomorrow as well
now that providers have cottoned on to how much bandwidth people use if given free reign.

mind you, that being said, there is one /boarder out in S. Africa who has to pay an
horrendous amount per month for b/band and only gets around 1GB/month bandwidth for it,
so it's really all down to being considerate
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:04, archived)
# ouch
that's painful.

I used to have a cap of 30gb down, 15GB down up - but that ended 2 years ago.

No limits for me anymore.

In any case, I don't think I could live with 56k(I still remember getting porn from the interweb as a kid, and just waiting for the pics to load bit, by bit, by bit.)
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:07, archived)
# you probably went through puberty quicker ;)
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:09, archived)
# We had to get rid of our limits,
as *cough*me*cough* someone went over the limit every month by 26gb.
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:09, archived)
# aye
tis an easy limit to cross when you're not paying attention

I used to be able to buy 5 gb "packs" of extra download capacity whenever I went over. Meh.
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:15, archived)
# do they do it in 50GB packs?
*shames at recent bandwidth*
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:16, archived)
# hehehe
/fecking usenet, the GB's just fly by.
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:20, archived)
# I have broadband


I had no idea there were still people out there putting up with 56k
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:01, archived)
# ^This
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:04, archived)
# capped broadband and people veiwing B3ta on their phones
make pointlessly massive pictures annoying.

The 50k and 250k rule isn't exactly Chinese water torture. And if you're precious about your artwork just post a thumbnail to a massive version.
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:14, archived)
# it's a good job it's not Chinese water torture...
I don't have any Chinese water
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:17, archived)
# I have absolutely no complaints about the rule
I think that even with broadband, 50k/250k is a nice size
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:19, archived)
# "Z........
bring out the gimp...."
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 19:58, archived)
#
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 19:58, archived)
#
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 19:58, archived)
# Pfft
That was fast
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 19:59, archived)
# :D
ace.
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 19:59, archived)
# nyuk nyuk nyuk
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 19:59, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:03, archived)
# splendid.
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:04, archived)
# See, *that's* the sort of thing we like to see around here
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:08, archived)
# Wonderful!
Woo
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:39, archived)
# hello new person, please learn how to optimise your pictures and keep them round about the 50-60k mark

[edit] well done thank you :)
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 19:59, archived)
# What an ugly old caricature
So's the Sid James pic.
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:00, archived)
#
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:00, archived)
# hi there
how did the gorilla-ing go?

oops, better go sponsor you really...
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:01, archived)
# it was really really good fun taaaa
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:18, archived)
# i nearly forgot to say welcome, where are my manners
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:03, archived)
# "BUMS" "BUMS" "BUMS" "BUMS" "BUMS" "BUMS"
"Really?" "Really?" "Really?" "Really?" "Really?" "Really?"
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:05, archived)
# Looks more like a bit of Ska to me.
Bopedowapbobedowapbobedowapbobedowapbobedowap
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:07, archived)
# It could be
"BAPS" "BAPS" "BAPS" "BAPS" "BAPS" "BAPS" "BAPS" "BAPS"
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:08, archived)
# Or more likely:
"BABS! BABS! BABS! BABS! BABS! BABS! BABS!"
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:11, archived)
# We've cracked it!
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:13, archived)
# I think Syd is saying:
"BLIMEY! BLIMEY! BLIMEY! BLIMEY! BLIMEY! BLIMEY!"
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:16, archived)
# Nah, I don't think so
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:17, archived)
# AHAHAHAHHAHAHA...
..AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAHAAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHA...*wheeze*
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:10, archived)
# i don't get why the real person needs to be in this photo.
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:03, archived)
# there's a slight look of Bernard Bresslaw about him,
it could be a 'Carry On' themed get together at a wall
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:06, archived)
# We Love Sid !
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:03, archived)
# I think i'm cracking up
I keep having a reocuring dream where i open a cell door and see this staring at me

i really don't know
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 19:52, archived)
# he just wants to be friends
....then fuck you with his arm stump
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 19:54, archived)
# Would.
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 19:55, archived)
# looks like something Death spat out...

gnight all :)
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 19:57, archived)
# night
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 19:59, archived)
# is that a wee ghostie or a lump o phleam?
*hocks a loogie*
g'nite squire
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:07, archived)
# could be worse, you could be its bitch

sweet dreams
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 20:03, archived)
# "Dog"...
...from Funnybones??
(, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 21:46, archived)

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