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Apparently he said something about his mum....

BBC report

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:39, archived)

he's a twat

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:40, archived)

YES HE IS.

I hate his guts, hope he gets axed.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:40, archived)

...and then gets the sack, thrown over a bridge....

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:43, archived)

and haunted by skeletal kittens in carrier bags.....

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:45, archived)

who claw at his black soul...

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:46, archived)

.....with rusty sporks.....

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:47, archived)

... and wee in his rotten eye sockets...

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:52, archived)

.......after humping them......

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:56, archived)

... with rusty sporks...

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:03, archived)

I fucking Hate Jeremy kyle

woo to the pic though!

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mugatu, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:40, archived)

Haha,

Jeremy Kyle a poor mans Trisha! Also he is a massive wanker.

Sorry, the pic is very w00.

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Aenesis, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:41, archived)

Prick.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:43, archived)

I have never seen this tv show

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:44, archived)

imagine if you will....

...some loud mouth cunt abusing chavs and a lobotomised audience clapping every time he does it.

Tis not pretty, plus I always end up swearing at him if it's on the telly.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:46, archived)

See also Channel 5

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:02, archived)

It's another springer style daytime p.o.s.

News on the grapevine is that Lucifer is adding a special 10th circle to hell, to accommodate the people who make these shows.

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:49, archived)

One good thing...

He doesn't simper to the 'guests'.

If they are fuck ups, he tells 'em!

Still hate it though...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:56, archived)

more steampunkery

Click for bigger (100KB)
i cant seem to make the death zeppelin look mahoosive enough

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:35, archived)

Fucking ace.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:35, archived)

thats no moon

it could be to do with the ropes/chains. They'd be barely visible unless they were massively thick

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:36, archived)

this is true

but when it gets painted there will only be the merest suggestion of them.
i must look at some painty tutorials sometime

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:41, archived)

a good reference would be the Goliath derigible from Laputa

The biggest pic I can find I'm afraid

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Weetobix, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:53, archived)

cool

i will investigate further when i return from work,
its funny ive been doodling away at this stuff and folks keep saying ooooh that looks like so and so, and i google it, and its like wow, why do i bother

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:57, archived)

Cos what you've done is original and looks great!

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Weetobix, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:59, archived)

Oh, and go watch Laputa at your earliest convienience

It's fantastic!
www.imdb.com/title/tt0092067/

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Weetobix, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:03, archived)

and maybe more thin details that look like structures from afar ;)

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:41, archived)

oo lovely

Handley Page O/400 ftw

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:37, archived)

That's fucking awesome!

Cheered me right up that has.

/having a very shitty day blog

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Aenesis, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:38, archived)

Sweet!

I do love steampunkery - think Laputa has to be my favourite.

Time to break out the steamhat again

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Weetobix, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:38, archived)

MORE OF THIS!

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:39, archived)

i sincerely hope that you gather these all together into a gallery

i'd hate to think i'd missed any

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:40, archived)

amoebabloke.deviantart.com/

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:42, archived)

hoorah!

*saves link for later*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:43, archived)

Added ya

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Weetobix, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:54, archived)

that's fricking awesome

and gives me an excuse to repost this here=D

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:40, archived)

It's quite hard to find source images of the pinky ponk

I know, cos I've tried.

Did you see the official site?

www.inthenightgarden.co.uk/en/default.asp

The "Tour of the garden" flash animation is excellent :)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:42, archived)

yeah

that's where i got my source pic from

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:47, archived)

NOBODY

expects the Pontipines!

(Mr_B, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:01, archived)

Pffft

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Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:10, archived)

Great stuff

I must say I really like steampunk things

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:41, archived)

that is cocking ace :D

luv stuff like this....

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:41, archived)

wow

that's ace

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Milkman Dan, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:56, archived)

you've made me

want to play skies or arcadia even more....

and i can't at the moment :(

(bigolslabomeat, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:07, archived)

Run DMC and jam master J

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:30, archived)

nice

but i have no idea how the subject line refers to the image

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:31, archived)

i don't think it does

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:32, archived)

the game is Devil may cry, which is sometimes shortened to DMC

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:33, archived)

aha

fair enough

edit: and it's a good thing, as it's reminded me of theneville's run dmc vs jason nevins pic, and that in turn, made me do a 'pfft'

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:34, archived)

Linky?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:36, archived)

fuck knows

try glassco.cx

also, NING!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:37, archived)

never really got into that game

cool pic though :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:32, archived)

it fucking rocks

the first one is possibly the best game I've ever played.
Second one is shit, third one is good but a bit hard.

Fourth one is meant to make grown men weep and ladies come in its mere presence.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:34, archived)

blimey! o.O

hope they bring a demo out on the ps store so I can give it a try

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:36, archived)

yeah, Dante!

top!

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:32, archived)

Ooh!

I like that.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:36, archived)

That's lovely, Monsieur Toast

Again, sorry to echo sentiments expressed above, but I never got into that game. It does *look * cool, though.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:39, archived)

awesome :D

Now do a Soul Calibur one :)

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:40, archived)

RIP Jam Master J

woo to your pic!

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mugatu, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:40, archived)

My kind of movie

(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:05, archived)

optimise

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:07, archived)

Ha!

nicely done, sir

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:08, archived)

haha

well done :D

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Cae1, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:11, archived)

that's quite nicely shopped that :)

have an extended version of something I posted last night -

Kiefer Sutherland's drink driving statement to police...

/Mornin' all

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:08, archived)

Good Work, that man.

'Nings!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:10, archived)

*waits for it to animate*

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:11, archived)

I've stopped waiting now.

Was waiting all last night.
Nothing.
hehe.

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Cae1, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:13, archived)

...don't you bloody start ;)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:14, archived)

does this one animate mister?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:18, archived)

doesnt work for me either

sorry :) didnt work last night either

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w3rthers because you're someone very special too, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:21, archived)

Right then...

...you've had your fun, now fook right off!

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Ninj, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:01, archived)

Ian Rush..

and John Aldridge.

(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:03, archived)

What have Ian Rush and John Aldridge got to do with anything?

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:04, archived)

it's 20 years since they were sewn together

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:04, archived)

Ahhh

They were filming down the road from me the other day and had loads of stuff nicked

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:06, archived)

Hahah, what you did? ;)

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:07, archived)

Haha!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:21, archived)

has it been 20 years of Chuckleplasty already?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:04, archived)

yikes

reminds me of...that guy...Spanish footballer...whatsit

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:05, archived)

Beckham...

oh, he's american now

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:06, archived)

it's

this guy: www.robinhoweb.com/2005/09/01/sergio-ramos/

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:10, archived)

I see what you mean

*shudders*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:19, archived)

looks nothing like him

if anyone he looks like Adam Sandler..and that's a loooong shot

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:21, archived)

thats neither of them

its luigi, from Mario Bros!

(SleweD is totally new here., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:47, archived)

As the one on the right is getting older

He's turning into a proboscis monkey!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:04, archived)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:05, archived)

You strange man. :)

Nings, Sir! How's you?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:07, archived)

'ning matey!

I'm all of teh ace, apart from a bit of a cold and the sneaking suspicion that every clock in my workplace has simultaneously stopped.

I've been here for hours, surely it can't only be 10 o'clock? =/

Are you well?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:10, archived)

strange

I thought the same ~~an hour~~ ten minutes ago

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:13, archived)

It's like being stuck at a Wagner opera

The show starts at 7.00, and three hours later, you look at your watch and it says 7.05....

/Victor Lewis Smith blog

I'm pretty good today, actually

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:13, archived)

er... ning

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:59, archived)

*MAX-SPANG*

christ

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:00, archived)

Gah!

The punnagement!

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:02, archived)

HOVER CRICKET

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:02, archived)

hehehe

An ewocket keeper.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:05, archived)

made me piss myself laughing for some reason

just the randomness of it

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w3rthers because you're someone very special too, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:22, archived)

hahahahahaaha

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:31, archived)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:56, archived)

pfft.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:58, archived)

*gets out waterproof mobile*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:58, archived)

Pfft!

Has anyone ever rang one of those?

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:59, archived)

yeah

they tried to get me to switch to Npower

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:00, archived)

ouch

one shark says to another, "don't eat the thing on it's back, it makes you fart"

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gravytrain, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:59, archived)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:08, archived)

oh dear

and I haven't finished* my new spang animation yet

* 'finished' may actually mean 'started'

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:59, archived)

hahaha... silly

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:02, archived)

arf!

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:25, archived)

hehehe

shirking from home

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:33, archived)

Hahahahaha!

I want a sticker like that on my tank RIGHT NOW!

*clicks*
*saves*

good 'ning!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:23, archived)

arf!

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:33, archived)

Hahahaha!

Very obvious, so very good one!

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xandmi, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:49, archived)

Holy Lack Of Privacy!

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mozza, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:51, archived)

hahahahaha

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:52, archived)

KER-WOO-REPLY!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:52, archived)

Hahahahaha!

ker-doneashit!

=D

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:52, archived)

'ning handsome chops

i lost those images i made for you somehow!

have you still got copies?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:55, archived)

'just make another folder - it's all backed up'

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:56, archived)

Lolage

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w3rthers because you're someone very special too, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:58, archived)

'ning matey.

Yes, they're on my 'puter at home.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:57, archived)

cheers matey

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:10, archived)

*feels a dawning sense of power*

You want them?

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:06, archived)

o_O

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:11, archived)

hahahahahaha.

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:53, archived)

fear not, I'm an idiot.!

i'll respond to your repost!

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:48, archived)

Holy-Wrong-way-round Batman

Woo

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:53, archived)

but wasn't Adam West perfectly symmetrical? (His waist was the line of symmetry)

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mozza, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:57, archived)

Perhaps he was caught short?

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:58, archived)

*glees*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:54, archived)

KER-SPLOSH!!

haha

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:55, archived)

Ker-Fantastic!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:57, archived)

hahaha

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gravytrain, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:58, archived)

WEE-HAB!!!!

(openleggy, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:46, archived)

pfft

Is she doing a Frank Zappa cover?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:51, archived)

better get her down to

saint alfonzo's

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MrHaze likes to poo, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:07, archived)

where I stole

the margarine

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:34, archived)

don't eat yellow snow

also, it looks like Fluffy has a half-melted Minstrel on his head

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:51, archived)

Superb.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:37, archived)

'Ning Peoples of B3ta!

Bin a while, how the devil are you all!

I always wondered how they got that stuff!

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Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:39, archived)

Is she double fisting that cat?!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:40, archived)

Not in this picture...

You should see the rest of the set!

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Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:41, archived)

He's a happy tom!

'ning all!

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Weetobix, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:44, archived)

Tom?

Is it legal to sell Cat ejaculate in supermarkets?

EDIT: now starting to remember somthing about ginger cats all being boys...

wrong choice of source pic

:¬)

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Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:45, archived)

Aisle 14 on the left.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:48, archived)

I was recently told the only ginger tom

thing was a myth now I don't know what to believe.
Yey for pet food.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:57, archived)

haha

that is really nicely done

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:58, archived)

thanks

and bigger

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:02, archived)

haha!

top work there!

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:01, archived)

Arf!

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Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:05, archived)

i think female cats can be ginger

but it's very rare.

and only female cats can be tortoiseshell coloured. genetically impossible for a male cat.

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:51, archived)

can't help myself.....

That's a.....big pussy..... etc

(evilpenguin Ur polar bears r wel gay, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:46, archived)

it's the rare Giant Fieldcat

and...it can be milked

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:50, archived)

^^^^^^^^

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:57, archived)

YES!

The response i was after!

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Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:05, archived)

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:52, archived)

Face it. shes fcuking dead.

Apologies if it's bindun.

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Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:36, archived)

pfft 'probed by Interpol'

also, you've made me look at the Daily Mail and now my eyes are burnt

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:38, archived)

Sorry

*offers warm spoons to gouge them out with*

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Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:39, archived)

warm spoons?

now THAT's the kind of service you don't see often these days.

Braw.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:41, archived)

i want that job

What qualifications do i need to become the next Bear-Baiter-In-Chief?

(evilpenguin Ur polar bears r wel gay, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:40, archived)

Well

I think u need a bear.. and some bait.

edit: and a special hat.

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Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:40, archived)

Where do you get the special hat from.

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Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:46, archived)

I got mine..

by stealing it off a special. It's padded and everything.

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Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:46, archived)

a hat, you say

/any excuse

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:47, archived)

That would be a behringer then:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:53, archived)

haha

every time ;P

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:55, archived)

Goes for some sizzling hard knee action:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:57, archived)

that is utterly brilliant

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:53, archived)

haha

(t)hats great!

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:34, archived)

1) go to zoo

2) poke bear with stick
3) survive
4)....
5) Daily Mail Prophet
6) soul dies

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:42, archived)

To be honest,

I first thought the joke was "women voters turn to brown".

Pfft. Naughty Daily Mail.

(Fat Bear is adjusting your breasts on, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:46, archived)

Woo!

Ooh. I see what you've done there.

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Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:47, archived)

Is that the actual headline?

If so, woo to the Mail, and I nvere thoguth I'd say that

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:57, archived)

Yayy

Yep. Today's headline.

I wonder how many chuckles from the brown-lovers that's raised today.

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Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:01, archived)

They mostly come at night

... mostly...

(Jediwannabe, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:46, archived)

yankeyes

(Agnes McShyte can't be bothered to delete all her posts, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:36, archived)

disturbing

edit: 'ning all

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:37, archived)

nings phexy

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:38, archived)

'ning Nibs

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:47, archived)

'ningage

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Weetobix, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:45, archived)

'ning Tobi

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:47, archived)

O_o

It that was really an American, they'd have probably tried to paint their eyeballs too:)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:40, archived)

GET A BRAIN MORAN

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:41, archived)

I've got one thank you very much

I keep it in a matchbox. I even had to take one or two of the matches out!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:44, archived)

it's where we're heading, i tell thee

(evilpenguin Ur polar bears r wel gay, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:21, archived)

hahaha

new footage emerges.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:23, archived)

Yes

Big Footage:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:28, archived)

www.bigfoot4x4.com/video-gallery/videogallery.html

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:32, archived)

No big feet

I was saying that she had a large cock.

*potters off in the direction of Hull*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:35, archived)

pfft

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:33, archived)

pffft!

and 'ning!

(

Mr. Johnson, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:24, archived)

You've found her!

'ning b3ta!
How are we all?

(

Cae1, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:30, archived)

today I am feeling trepidatious

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:34, archived)

oh, that's propper maddie

wasn't this the pic though?

There she is, quick Mr Policeman, after them!

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:32, archived)

hahahahahaha

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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:12, archived)

Next there will be blurry photos of her and Elvis

(sideways14a Is not quite a full 6 pack, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:50, archived)

Origin of my name on teh webs

Quick and dirty just how you like it

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w3rthers because you're someone very special too, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 8:54, archived)

Haha.

Although I think you dropped these:

' e

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 8:57, archived)

dad!

you are such a pendant!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:00, archived)

i mean't pedant

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:01, archived)

Th'ats o'kay son.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:01, archived)

I HATE YOU ALL!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:04, archived)

All of me?

What, even this bit? *shows*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:07, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:08, archived)

*rolls trouser leg back down*

What's so horrific about my shin?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:09, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7650290

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:13, archived)

Hurrah, I love suprirses!

\o/

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:19, archived)

best of all the unexpected...erm...things!

(

pzyko Query failed., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:21, archived)

*suprirse hug*

And awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyy!

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:10, archived)

haha

wag

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:01, archived)

p'rhaps it was ironic, innit

(

Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:00, archived)

Mayb'e it was at th'at...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:02, archived)

pfffffftttttttttttt!

your all gay

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:07, archived)

Ah, Mr O'Fodin!

Mr O'Fodin!Top o' the mornin' to you!

Are you well?

I thought of you the other day - Jess & I were in the Cotswolds and there were loads of places closed because of flood damage.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:09, archived)

does he cause flooding?

(

Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:10, archived)

only when he cries

MAN SIZE TEARS

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:11, archived)

he IS the god of thunderstorms...

(

pzyko Query failed., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:14, archived)

Aye

lucky it's not my place that was flooded.

i've be very much unaffected by the floods.

apart from the water being cut off.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:14, archived)

Which is kind of ironic really, isn't it?

Like rain, on your wedding day.

Or all those spoons when you just need a damn good killing knife =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:20, archived)

Too many spoon?

a local knife shortage?

you need Uncle Thors Patented Spoon Sharpener, sharpens spoons to a razor shark killing edge in seconds.*

but not only that, when you order Uncle Thors Patented Spoon Sharpener you get this travel tyre slasing set absolutly free.**

ORDER TODAY! Call 1-800-555-555-555

*seconds may actualy be hours
**pay only postage costs at £29.99

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:28, archived)

*buys*

*waits*
*recieves*
*opens*
*partly assembles*
*stops for dinner*
*finishes assembly*
*finds suitable test spoon*
*checks tensioning springs*
*angles grinder*
*disengages safety*
*attempts test grind*
*breaks*
*strops*
*cries*

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:39, archived)

Well, I would buy one Mr O'Fodin...

...but I don't actually need to kill any sharks at the moment =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:50, archived)

I curse the web...

and its lack of good quality, hi-res, joey deacon source material.

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:04, archived)

yup thats why its quick and dirty

I was gonna do it nicer but theres no large joey pics

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w3rthers because you're someone very special too, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:05, archived)

Haha, this is shaping up to be the best thread of the day =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:08, archived)

*weaves*

*presents best cloth of the day*
*touches*

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:11, archived)

Ooh, tactile.

*touches also*

*wraps self in*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:23, archived)

yay and its all my fault!

(

w3rthers because you're someone very special too, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:12, archived)

*belms*

'ning

(

pzyko Query failed., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:09, archived)

'ning pzyko =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:10, archived)

word

(

pzyko Query failed., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:13, archived)

"Boy, you're gonna get fisted"

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:13, archived)

holy shuddering fuck

*gets in line*

P.s.
Dear Jeccy:
www.b3ta.com/board/7650290

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:14, archived)

its not rape its suprise sex!

(

w3rthers because you're someone very special too, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:20, archived)

if I haven't seen it,

it's news to me!

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:34, archived)

arggghh, that caught me off guard

*makes sure missus isn't looking*

*hugs back*

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:21, archived)

Sorry, but it was the right colour...

(

..wil, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:43, archived)

Marvelous

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:56, archived)

Shouldn't that be y-o-u-'-r-e?

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:46, archived)

Am I the only one who noticed this?

(

Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 8:29, archived)

haha

gruesome

'nings b3ta

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 8:31, archived)

word homie!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 8:35, archived)

Good moaning!

/'allo 'allo

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 8:37, archived)

my eyes!!!

'NINGS ALL YOU LOVELY B3TANS!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 8:34, archived)

Oi oi wooden boy

*varnishes*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 8:36, archived)

ohhh thanks!

*buffs until shiney*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 8:38, archived)

'nings, ivesb.

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 8:39, archived)

*doffs cap*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 8:40, archived)

Well spotted!

Have an intergalactic cross-series woo in appreciation:

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 8:36, archived)

Much obliged to you, sir

(

Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 8:37, archived)

groovy.

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 8:44, archived)

'ning Grandma

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 8:49, archived)

*bokes*

I'm sure Ms French is a tad larger than Ms Brand...

ningles all!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 8:52, archived)

yep, you are right, she wavered in her weight at that point in her life

(

Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 8:54, archived)

is it wrong that I thought "would"

more frequently than "wouldn't" while watching that sequence?

P.s. woo.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:14, archived)

Not as wrong as admitting it out loud

and thank you.

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Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:19, archived)

Hehehe deary me.

Sorta reminds me of this. *rummages in old stuff box*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:28, archived)

pfft, well done, you got a real life snort

(

Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:29, archived)

Yeah

Fortunately DTH saw the funny side of it:P

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:36, archived)

He's still going, but now the man is on his ass!

Previously on 24

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 8:16, archived)

Why did I look at that and think it was Sting?

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 8:17, archived)

does Sting drive a glass of Whisky too?

I guess the leathery face and "the police" behind him messed with you head

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 8:18, archived)

I love the way the axels move.

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 8:19, archived)

^this.

And the drink sloshing about is top drawer stuff.

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 8:26, archived)

haha

I thought it was Keith Chegwin

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 8:28, archived)

If it was Keith Chegwin he'd be naked wouldn't he?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 8:41, archived)

hopefully

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 8:44, archived)

No noes!

They're after him!

'ningles toasty et al.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 8:18, archived)

haha!

perfect thing to see before shooting off to work!!

'hands prize of 1x bag of internets and 3x mink snacks'

(

McBadger COW, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 8:18, archived)

Weird

I usually shoot off to Bjork, but whatever turns you on.

(Smale is stuffed, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:13, archived)

Ooooo nicely nicely *cleeks*

'nings all.

What did you make that with HappyToast?

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 8:25, archived)

the ever expensive 3DS MAX

(I keep saying that in th ehope that Autodesk phone me and say to stop paying the subscription and just have it for free)

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 8:32, archived)

Ahhh. Well I'm a director at Autodesk. Go ahead, use it for free.

Well, OK, maybe I'm not. Did you expect anything sensible from a fish?

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 8:37, archived)

Haha

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 8:39, archived)

flippin' crikey!

I've just seen how much it costs. *goes back to tattyshop*

(

Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:03, archived)

yep, which is another reason why I get very annoyed

when other people just use dodgy copies and deprive me of the freelance work I need to pay for the fcuking thing.

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:29, archived)

Then why not also use a dodgy copy

on a 'friends' laptop conviently stored at your house?

(

Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:41, archived)

because I'm not a cunt

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 10:33, archived)

*admires*

'ning Toasty! You talented bastard =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 8:40, archived)

fantastic!

(

mugatu, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 8:42, archived)

Oi oi stranger!

How's it going?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 8:45, archived)

WOO YAY HOUPLA!

to both of them.

they are both super smashing great!

'Ning

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:12, archived)

Yaaaaaahhhh!!

That is lovely :D

(

Weetobix, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:13, archived)

harf!

(

pzyko Query failed., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:15, archived)

Last night I was playing NHLPA 93 on the Mega Drive

And couldn't help noticing that the referee looks like Gerry McCann

Here's proof. Anyone else got this retro game and also noticed the similarity?

Click for bigger (27KB)

(eddie fingers, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 8:15, archived)

why is the bigger not bigger?

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 8:16, archived)

'checks'

bigger file size ; )

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McBadger COW, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 8:16, archived)

No idea

(eddie fingers, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 8:16, archived)

She's been dead how many months now?

I don't care any more. I never cared.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 8:16, archived)

used to work with this bloke in a Gaming shop called EEE...

...he used to play this constantly. He got to the point where he win any match in the game, he was seriously unstoppable in it. We went to an ECTS in Earls Court one year, and EA's resident expert was there playing NHL95, and inviting people to play against him. EEE patiently waits in the queue as this expert trounces everyone, then finally picks up the pad.

By the 2nd quarter EEE was winning 21-0, when he decided to say "Good game" and walk off giggling to himself, leaving this expert gobsmacked.

Yey for pointless stories :D

Oh and 'ning all :)

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 8:33, archived)

hahah

They should have swapped places and kicked the EA expert out of the show.

(

Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:07, archived)

the people look like ants

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 7:58, archived)

*BUMP*

the people are ants

;D NIIIIIIING WORK IN 10 MINUTES :(:(:(

(

McBadger COW, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 8:11, archived)

HELLOOOO!

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 8:12, archived)

amazing

and brilliant! *click*

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:51, archived)

Have some drawage

not great, but this is just about the only drawing I've ever done that isn't a stick figure

Click for fresh off the scanner - Screen fuck massive
Click for less manly but bigger version

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Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 7:56, archived)

Woo!

I hope that's a concealed weapon and not a tail.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 8:08, archived)

Yiff!

Grrrr meow

(

Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 8:15, archived)

heheh

I am not jolly
nor am I jack
so that would be a knife

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Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 8:42, archived)

Killerkitti?

Oh, sorry.
that one actually does have some talent about it;)

AND NO WEBSHITE LINK!!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 8:23, archived)

^this.

(

monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:26, archived)

Doesn't look that much like Amy Winehouse,

but I like the tattoos.

(

S tr app y, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 8:31, archived)

thanks

I'm planning on shopping it eventually, the tats should be clearer then
the one on her breast? thats supposed to be a padlock /shrugg

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Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 8:46, archived)

you are napolian dynamite

aicmfp!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:30, archived)

you lerned to spel were I lerned to spel

AICMFP

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 9:40, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 4:57, archived)

Very nice!

I like the gradient and the hair looks interesting too =]

Yet another woosome piece of work

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 4:59, archived)

ARE YOU INTIMIDATED?

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 4:59, archived)

WATCH CLOSELY AS I SPIT ICE CUBES WHILE I TALK

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 5:03, archived)

ARE YOU INTIMIDATED?

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 5:05, archived)

NOT YET, PIPSQUEAK.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 6:17, archived)

BIZZZAROOOOOOOOOOOOO

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 6:21, archived)

I CAN STAND OVER YOU AND I'M ONLY FIVE EIGHT.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 6:47, archived)

ARE YOU INTIMIDATED?

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 6:52, archived)

MY CALF MUSCLES WILL END YOU.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 6:54, archived)

why did you call your calf "muscles"?

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 7:19, archived)

THAT IS JUST A NICKNAME.

HIS REAL NAME IS BOB HAWKE (DECEASED).

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 7:33, archived)

I am dealing with a project manager called Bob Hawke at the moment.

/fact.
Have I made shitty politically related jokes?
NO!
/another fact

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 7:36, archived)

SOMEONE MAKE A FUCKING IMAGE!!!!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 7:38, archived)

NOW LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO.

www.b3ta.com/board/7650210

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 7:59, archived)

SO IT IS YOU THAT IS DOCTOR DYSLEXIA!!!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 8:24, archived)

I RESPECT AND ADMIRE HER, BUT I AM NOT HER.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 8:29, archived)

I AM CURRENLTY LISTENING TO:

NEROLI

Edit: I think it has a mind-control thing that keeps making me put it back on.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 5:05, archived)

I AM CURRENTLY LISTENING TO:

44 PEOPLE SELLING WINE OVER THE TELEPHONE

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 5:06, archived)

ARE YOU INTIMIDATED?

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 5:07, archived)

I will start saying this to the Blood I work with

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 5:16, archived)

I just answered my phone like that - it was my boss (I get caller ID)

He said that he was and hung up.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 5:18, archived)

haha

I love your boss.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 5:44, archived)

HAHAHA

If I could hear that right now, I'd be terrified.

Edit: Now I come to think of it I can no longer see the logic of making a piece of mind-control music which just makes you listen to it again.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 5:07, archived)

These days I wake up in the middle of the night hearing it.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 5:11, archived)

does it make you vomit?

5.18 edit: www.b3ta.com/talk/3833274

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 5:16, archived)

HAHHA

That could well have been the problem.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 5:17, archived)

Can I be on your ignore list too?

(

Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 5:19, archived)

Netiquette.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 5:22, archived)

I'll have to edit my profile tonight as I'm using barnesy right now.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 5:25, archived)

thankyou sir

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 5:29, archived)

Christ, I just spent actual time reading that.

I READ IT.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 5:24, archived)

I just hope it helped you in some way or another.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 5:30, archived)

LIKE I NEEDED ANOTHER REASON TO KICK MY OWN ARSE.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 6:17, archived)

ARE YOU INTIMIDATED?

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 6:24, archived)

WAIT, I'LL GO SHOUT AT MYSELF IN THE MIRROR FOR ANOTHER TEN MINUTES

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 6:30, archived)

Try wanking,

it is much quicker.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 6:34, archived)

I AM MOSTLY ABOUT THE FOREPLAY.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 6:46, archived)

ARE YOU FREAKED OUT YET?

BIZARRRROOOOOOOO

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 7:30, archived)

TUMESCENCE SEQUENCE INITIATED

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 7:34, archived)

HEE-HAW!

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 8:08, archived)

I READ ALL THAT FOR A PUN?

(

pzyko Query failed., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 8:00, archived)

If I could make mind control music,

I'd probably just get people to drag their bum on the floor like a dog with worms.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 5:32, archived)

WELL IT WORKED FOR FATBOY SLIM.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 6:13, archived)

If I really like something, I'll listen to it repetitively for a couple of months.

Just at the moment that's the Fratellis' Costello Music.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 6:13, archived)

For me it is Get 'em high by stanton warriors

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 6:20, archived)

THAT IS A GOOD BIZNESS PLAN.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAkyX_KH420

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 6:29, archived)

I wish I could look at youtube from my work computer.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 6:35, archived)

GO ASK YOUR BOSS IF YOU CAN WATCH IT ON HIS.

IT IS FOR BIZNESS.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 6:45, archived)

HE CAN'T GET IT EITHER.

THIS IS SO UNPROFESSIONAL

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 6:50, archived)

HOW CAN HE GET RESPECT IF HE CAN'T EVEN GET YOUTUBE?

SOMEONE UPSTAIRS NEEDS A GOOD KICKING.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 6:53, archived)

THIS COULD BE A GOOD TEAM-BUILDING EXERCISE FOR YOUR DEPARTMENT.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 7:03, archived)

THIS IS A GOODPLAN.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 7:10, archived)

YOU GET THE ANKLES AND I'LL GET THE WRISTS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 7:12, archived)

AND I'LL GET HIM FROM BEHIND

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 7:23, archived)

I'd forgotten just how awesome this video is.

www.ifilm.com/video/2790136/artist/487169

(ignore the fifteen second ads that load first - and the release date was 1995 not 2006)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 7:43, archived)

YES.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 7:46, archived)

is there any escape from no(i)se?!

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 5:12, archived)

Well I had a noiseless version

but it was looking a bit flat, and I haven't done anything noisy in a while.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 5:18, archived)

USE CAPS THEN!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 5:21, archived)

i like the noise.

the only reason i mentioned it (other than the fact that bringing up negativland is always good) is that it seemed like a 'clever' (meaning not-so clever) way to point out that she's got no nose.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 5:26, archived)

Haha

yeah well I somehow managed to miss that. Your reference. I missed the nose too obviously but that was on purpose.
TUESDAY: DOESN'T FEEL LIKE A NOSE DAY TO ME

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 5:29, archived)

heh. you missed the nose bit or the negativland bit?

perhaps we should institute 'no-nose tuesday', which would really muck up the L-platers.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 5:32, archived)

Hell I completely forgot about that

I've hardly been around. How was it today?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 5:34, archived)

no idea, i showed up late.

saw one post on the first page, it referenced some brit thing i wasn't familiar with but aside form a temporary redex it was otherwise fine.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 5:35, archived)

There were some highs, some lows.

Same as any other tuesday.

There were more hamtouchers than L platers though, seemed a little sparse.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 5:38, archived)

Is that a song by the Divinyls?

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 5:33, archived)

It definitely should be

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 5:34, archived)

TUESDAY: DOESN'T FEEL LIKE A NOSE DAY TO ME

NO SHOES DAY: DON'T THINK I CAN SHOW JOI D'VIVRE

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 5:53, archived)

But how does it smell?

/falls for obvious reply trick

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 5:15, archived)

Like my dog.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 5:22, archived)

wet or dry?

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 5:25, archived)

My dog is made of wet and dry paper

Her name is Sandy

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 5:32, archived)

your joke just made me grit my teeth.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 5:32, archived)

It's not a joke

But anyway. It doesn't smell.

I killed and ate it, thus negating it's conscious presence and eliminating the personal identification of smells amongst all other senses.

However, the corpse, smells terrible.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 5:49, archived)

Here is how this makes me feel.

I think it's simplicity. Or maybe the cleanliness of your work.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=19O6ZaZWTTI

God, this is a pretty good video.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 5:21, archived)

I thought you'd changed the picture to a blue one, but then I realised that I'd just selected it.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 6:45, archived)

I think I like the blue one better.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 6:47, archived)

PRESS CTRL-A FOR THE HIDDEN PICTURE.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 6:56, archived)

CLOSE YOUR EYES AND HOLD DOWN CTRL-N FOR 10 SECONDS.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 7:41, archived)

This is as ace as ever sir.

'ning

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 7:53, archived)

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