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@Gruntfuttock: I see your Stipe and raise

(Mr MacTarpaulin-Smythe, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:16, archived)

RACIST!

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mutster101 fell over, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:17, archived)

Hehe - Like It Centurion!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:19, archived)

Ha ha

Now do Stipey kitten.

(Pachey, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:19, archived)

hahaha

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:22, archived)

haha!~

he looks like right said fred

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:22, archived)

haha

agreed

woo to the pic.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:25, archived)

both of 'em?

boobs

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:27, archived)

that moby fella's not been looking after himself...

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:24, archived)

Oh hello

how is life outside work?

(Pachey, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:29, archived)

Well if you're going to do that...

I'm going to do this:-

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:28, archived)

now with boobs

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:38, archived)

PHWOAR

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McBadger COW, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:16, archived)

Witness the Whiteness!

woo!

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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:59, archived)

He's gonna croak it !

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:12, archived)

"Let meowt!"

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:12, archived)

This is the most adorable scentence I've ever heard

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:14, archived)

more adorable than

15 weeks community service... in a baby small fluffy thing factory... where you have to play with kittins to make them fun?

also - I away to mah hoose.

Sleep well b3tans.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:15, archived)

Probably

You can have too much fluff. I need a harsh cynical undertone.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:16, archived)

man

lino's good enough for most people you know

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:17, archived)

the fluff factory mentioned above is built on a fault line

and could disappear into a fissure at any moment

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:18, archived)

Damn

wish I'd have thought of that.

woo

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:15, archived)

edit your subject line and history will show that you did

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:17, archived)

haha

I think he'd Wheely love that.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:18, archived)

mew! :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:15, archived)

Awww!

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:15, archived)

Adorable!

Been a while since I saw a cat without text on it.. Woo

(AshTeamRacing, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:28, archived)

lovely!

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:45, archived)

I love watching b3ta in binary

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:11, archived)

GTFO

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:12, archived)

I think you'll find it's

TITS!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:20, archived)

Pfft

took a while, didn't you!

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:22, archived)

Old and slow,

that's me.

;)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:23, archived)

You got there in the end

Tortoise/Hare

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:27, archived)

Woah

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:12, archived)

indeed....

and perfectly safe for work. Except for viewers at some distance from the computer monitor, like, er, everyone else in the office but the b3tan :-)

(haberman is singing in the changes, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:41, archived)

That's a work of freaking genius

WOO

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:12, archived)

my eyes!

woo but ow.

Edit is that a milestone post?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:13, archived)

No, milestone

nor are they my own. :(

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:17, archived)

Holy Hell, That's Good!

My arms are barely long enough for me to type this and watch it at the same time.
I'm just going to sit WAAAAAAY back now.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:13, archived)

*backs up 5 feet*

Nicely done!

Edit: Nice lurkage too.

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setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:13, archived)

*rolls back chair*

BOOBS!

I'm glad the only thing behind me is a wall :)
top stuff that, did you use a program to make it?

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:13, archived)

i cheated...

it makes me look better if I don't say.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:16, archived)

Did you use this?

www.degraeve.com/img2txt.php

Whatever you did, it's completely brilliant ;)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:19, archived)

A similar version

with a little help from an analogue loop. :)

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:22, archived)

I was thinking about how it's done...

the best I've come up with it an image overlay on the top of a 3 or 4 frame binary grid.
/boring twat

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:17, archived)

nice!

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:14, archived)

Shmerg merm merm

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:15, archived)

AMBULANCE!!!!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:23, archived)

haha boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs!

And a nice size too.

W00

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Aenesis, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:16, archived)

You all know

that I like BOOBIES

And this is most woo

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:17, archived)

I thought that was

a link to newsround...and Rob had been involved somewhere along the line.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:25, archived)

WOO thats good.

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:17, archived)

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:18, archived)

Fankooo.

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:21, archived)

I Say!

That's fucking brilliant!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:18, archived)

that's fecking awesome

and also strangly hypnotic :D

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:42, archived)

nicely done!

also, cor!

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:20, archived)

just because

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:00, archived)

nice shop man

nice shop

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:01, archived)

by 'eck lad

tha's done reet well wi' this 'un

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:05, archived)

I'm still not quite happy with her hair...

but on the other hand, I think Sir Elton looks perfect :)

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:10, archived)

haha

voll klasse!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:05, archived)

good work

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:19, archived)

ahh.

It quite suits her for some reason.

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FOONLY, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:27, archived)

I suspect thier next film will be called "Meh"

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Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:55, archived)

Hahahahaha!

Braw! (Brr-orrr!)
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:56, archived)

Wonderful!

*clicks*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:56, archived)

rat a toodle....nope...erm ratatootie....er nope.....ratatatattley er nope

After careful consideration i award you a dictionary and a clickery

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:56, archived)

hot patootie bless my sooouuuul

really love that rock and roll
/*trannys

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:01, archived)

Meatloaf!

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:02, archived)

It's funny because that's what I had for lunch

/facts

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:05, archived)

*likes meatloaf when you can tell what meat it is

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:07, archived)

I only ate it cos I'm in a 5 star hotel and it was free

I wouldn't order it in tescos caf

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:17, archived)

you make much sense sir

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:21, archived)

Ha ha :D

Ded gud that

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:57, archived)

"Ug bash" would possibly be appropriate

or just a low guttural humming sound.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:57, archived)

Bash you say?

Don't mind if I doooooo

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:59, archived)

No, no I didn't say bash

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:02, archived)

hahaha

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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:57, archived)

pffft! :)

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:58, archived)

cunny moe?

filth!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:02, archived)

We just refer to them all

as "that new Pixar flick" that's out.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:03, archived)

Maybe slow down on the cars one to read the americans bit?

Good stuff!

(AshTeamRacing, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:31, archived)

better? gayshift original here- www.b3ta.com/board/7690529

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:50, archived)

Is he going to kick their fookin' 'eads in?

m8?

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:55, archived)

caught 4xchav scum breaking into next door neighbours house last thurs.

In their rush to escape they tried hopping over the back garden fence. Fortunately on the other side there are the thickest spikiest thorn bushes evar. The screams were marvelous, however they evaded plod.

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:00, archived)

Haha, beautiful

Well done you for going to get rid of them. Most people round here just keep quiet. Sad, really.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:02, archived)

i dont know what else i could have done apart from shout

i was in my dressing gown and armed with a dangly nob......(mind you thats pretty scarey at times)

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:04, archived)

I am trembling in fear at the very thought

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:07, archived)

Hi you.

Don't you love me no more?

www.b3ta.com/board/7692239

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:10, archived)

I saw that

I laughed really hard and showed it to my mates.

I love you LOADS little wheelybird. You know this.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:11, archived)

Hurrah!

It's mutual.

I'm off home right now. Off I wheel and zip, see?

Have a spanky evening!

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:13, archived)

Goodbye little wheelybird, watch out for pebbles

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:14, archived)

YO!

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:58, archived)

For my next trick, I would like my lovely assistants to click for bigger

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ClanSoul, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:50, archived)

Dirty Sanchez!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:52, archived)

hahaha!

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:52, archived)

~~Dirty Sanchez~~ Birthmark

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ClanSoul, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:52, archived)

Whatever.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:53, archived)

Fine.

It's a Dirty Sanchez.

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ClanSoul, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:54, archived)

You see.

I knew it!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:54, archived)

You see right through me!

*bows to superiourousness*

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ClanSoul, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:55, archived)

*wonders about PW's opacity*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:56, archived)

It's 21.1%

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ClanSoul, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:56, archived)

Lies!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:57, archived)

It's the troof!

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ClanSoul, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:59, archived)

You can't handle the Truffaut!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:17, archived)

Yeah well..

CHOCOLATE MOUSSE.

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ClanSoul, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:46, archived)

does she know that you give away her real name?

nicely done btw

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:56, archived)

She's fine with it

I even said, at one point "I'll be doing a vector of my friend Laura Gallop soon, in fact, she's most likely reading this now" and I sent her a link to the thread (It was a vector I was showing her)

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ClanSoul, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:58, archived)

Roots!

Nice work though.

(Pachey, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:56, archived)

Actually, that's all natural.

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ClanSoul, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:59, archived)

She would tell you that.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:04, archived)

Yes, but it's true.

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ClanSoul, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:06, archived)

Kunta Kinte

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:04, archived)

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:08, archived)

you big silly

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:15, archived)

Rake The Planet...

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:49, archived)

"damn dirty rakes"

lols
woo

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:51, archived)

Hahahahaha!

*remembers Sideshow Bob*

THUDD!

hurrrrghghghghghgh!

THUDD!

hurrrrghghghghghgh!

THUDD!

hurrrrghghghghghgh!

THUDD!

hurrrrghghghghghgh!

THUDD!

hurrrrghghghghghgh!

THUDD!

hurrrrghghghghghgh!

THUDD!

hurrrrghghghghghgh!
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:51, archived)

You are Sideshow Bob!

AICMFP

Edit ah bollocks you said it yourself! Too busy scrolling through rake impacts to notice.

AIunCMP

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:54, archived)

Alun C.

MP!

new to Sky One this fall

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:57, archived)

Elected official by day

swashbuckling crimefighter by night.

With occasional light bondage.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:00, archived)

let us not forget his ringing catcphrase

'... I'll get my permanent secretary right on it...'

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:03, archived)

'hold my bag'

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:07, archived)

*cups*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:08, archived)

*coughs*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:11, archived)

I'm afraid you have BADAIDZLOL

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:14, archived)

:o(

Ah well...

BEER TIEM!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:16, archived)

pffft!

*SPANG*

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:52, archived)

hahaha!

nicely

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:52, archived)

You are a silly

(Pachey, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:54, archived)

top finish

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:54, archived)

yay - I'm sleepy and pissed off with work - this makes up for it.

:D

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:54, archived)

Noice

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:56, archived)

I hate every rake I see....

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The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:59, archived)

from chimprake A

to chimprake Z!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:07, archived)

thankyou

my head was imploding trying to get to that

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:08, archived)

are you following me?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:09, archived)

yes

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:13, archived)

A note to intergalactic explorers:

don't brush up against the flora of this planet.....

....it would be bad.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:47, archived)

Hehehe!

and the fauna? WHAT ABOUT THE FAUNA!?
Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:48, archived)

Won't somebody please think of the fauna!

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:49, archived)

The rare bukkake flower

...but can it be milked?

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:48, archived)

Eeeewwwwwww....

:)

Well done, sir

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:51, archived)

I'd rather she came to my planet (with Lorna)

than visit the one she's on. Looks like a little too much competition.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:53, archived)

Her dumplings are boiling over

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:55, archived)

hurrah!

I did tell her to bring a brolly though :p

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:05, archived)

FSFW!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:02, archived)

Why there are no giraffes in Greenland.

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Ian Woosnam, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:42, archived)

FACT.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:45, archived)

A U

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:46, archived)

that's how I look when I'm dancing!

woo yay

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:46, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha

*breathes*

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:48, archived)

*makes JPG a suit of bricks and mortar*

Crivens! It's 25 'o' clock! I'd better get shifting homewards to see my pale and precious. She's my drug y'know . . .

and we might even go on a bike ride to the moon
but a sharp sputnik has given me a cosmic flat tyre

but a sharp sputnik has given me a cosmic flat tyre

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:50, archived)

Hahaha!

you are me! AICMFP!
*pays self*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:48, archived)

Lovely

(Pachey, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:49, archived)

wibbly-wobbly-woo!

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:50, archived)

wibbly-wobbly-would!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:53, archived)

*fetches ladder*

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:02, archived)

aceness on many levels.

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:52, archived)

This ^

3, 5, and Level 14.

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cupboardy, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:07, archived)

this is madness.

splendid.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:53, archived)

I think I might love this

and I request its hand in marriage

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:58, archived)

Big Ron tells it like it is....

(scowners shagged his mum on, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:32, archived)

OH RONNY!

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:34, archived)

Oh Mama

HA HA HA

(scowners shagged his mum on, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:38, archived)

ELLO DAAAAAVE

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:19, archived)

A half-hearted laugh

or a lazy snigger?

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:34, archived)

hahaha

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:35, archived)

sracist!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:37, archived)

Im in ur golz getin rayshul aboose

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:35, archived)

That keeper's a pussy any ways!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:37, archived)

Strange goings on at the end of this month...

There is just over two weeks left until the second Derby bash, and a fair few people who have been umming and arhing about going, waiting until closer to the time, or just not got around to signing up!
Get yo' names down, or else how do I know who not to pick on during my helpless spamming?!

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:27, archived)

I'll go!!

Ach no, of course I won't really. What's going on in that drawing?

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:28, archived)

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:31, archived)

Now you're just making me cry.

Give me a paper cut, already, and pour some lemon juice on it!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:28, archived)

Sorry mate

*flashes norks as compensation*

edit: Well, distraction

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:31, archived)

You made me web!

/ Spidercock blog.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:32, archived)

spider cock you say?

YIFFS

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:35, archived)

Make him stop looking at me!!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:37, archived)

they mate for life you know

... and I don't mean that stay with a mate for life, I mean they fuck you to death

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:38, archived)

just look at those barbs!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:39, archived)

there is,

no escape

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:40, archived)

I'm keeping my anus to myself thanks.

I don't need those prison barbs anywhere near it.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:52, archived)

I hope that's your random quote

(Pachey, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:54, archived)

ha ha ha

me too - although it will probably be 'ha ha ha'

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:59, archived)

It's gotta be better than the one up there now

with me raising my hand

o/

Took a while before I remembered what the heck it was.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:06, archived)

I've just moved to leistershesshires.

are you weired?

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:28, archived)

Leistershesshires is only next door to Derbymashire

Get signing yo name on that calendar and arranging yo transport!

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:33, archived)

OK OK

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:36, archived)

Derby isn't in Germany is it?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:29, archived)

it almost was;

thanks Hitler!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:30, archived)

hahaha

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:30, archived)

Neither is Dixon Bawls

And he's flying over aspecial!

s'not that expensive my friend, not if ye can be bothered ;)

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:31, archived)

it is!

It would take me about a day to get to Derby. Dixon lives in the big city while I don't.
:(

Plus term starts in 2 weeks, and I'm teaching*.

*shitting myself

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:34, archived)

you'll be great big guy

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:37, archived)

You might find a wife there

(Pachey, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:31, archived)

;)

*schwings*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:35, archived)

I regret to inform you that I will be unable to attend

... which should get your numbers up a bit.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:29, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGOjQ160eGM&mode=related&search=

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:32, archived)

just me finding that funny then...

*sings theme tune to clone high*
*alone*
*in an office full of people*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:35, archived)

way way back in the nineteen eighties, secret government employess, dug up famous guys and ladies, and made amusig genetic copies, now the clones are sexy teens now...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:37, archived)

I'll go!

..Oh I already am!!!!

COME ON YOU GUYS!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:29, archived)

*special already-in-the-club handshakes*

*winks*

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:34, archived)

you're pregnant?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:54, archived)

I didn't do it!

...this time.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:07, archived)

Soz hun, it's not looking likely

it's not looking likelyI explained to yer man . . .
TLH feels like a teacher and doesn't enjoy it

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:31, archived)

So never again?

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:34, archived)

mebbe, mebbe not

mebbe not

dun't mean that we wont meet up! *huggles*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:37, archived)

Do we get travel expenses?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:31, archived)

Yep*!

*If by 'travel expenses' you mean 'whole lotta b3ta-lovin' baaaaby!'

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:36, archived)

Still on for it at the moment!

Though my time on the board has been severely reduced thanks to current school-related workload :(

Bloody kids...

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:35, archived)

I'll go

oh... I already am!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:22, archived)

Animal Mother was impossible to play scrabble with.

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The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:17, archived)

hahahaha

Full. Metal. Jacket.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:18, archived)

that makes me smile far too much - people will know I'm not working.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:22, archived)

Nor is 'NC' nor 'GR'.

Silly military style person.

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:20, archived)

nor

yaras
scr
or
oove

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:22, archived)

what about scrooveyaras?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:24, archived)

thats fine

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:25, archived)

M.I.C.K.E.Y - M.O.U.S.E

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:20, archived)

yay

i remember singing that when I was a lad.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:24, archived)

A.L.E.X.E.I. S.A.Y.L.E

but you prolly won't know !

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:28, archived)

hahaha

marvellous. is there a song for that too?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:29, archived)

Yes!

That was my point!

He used as his Theme tune years ago!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:31, archived)

oh right

I've been watching a lot of alexei sayle clips online recently as I missed out on it a bit when I was young. He's a genius.

Didn't hear the song however.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:37, archived)

A.L.E.X.E.I. S.A.Y.L.E

Alexi Sayle, Alexi Sayle, We love to hear him swear on the TV hee hee hee, hee hee hee.

Everybody gives 3 cheers, except the BBC.
A.L.E.X.E.I. S.A.Y.L.E

Something along those lines anyway

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Weetobix, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:33, archived)

Who is

that fat bastard?

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Studebaker Hawk Touch me, I'm thick, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:36, archived)

Didn't the little girl who said that

go on to be in Eastenders or something?

TJ: I just got promoted! To celebrate this fact I am spending the afternoon on teh interwebs.

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:45, archived)

"who's the fattest bastard

and eats everthing he sees, A.L.E.X.E.I. S.A.Y.L.E."

I think.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:37, archived)

Found it!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHa_SQB8NB0

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Weetobix, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:40, archived)

*GLEEEEEEEES*

Steamboat fatty ftw!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:45, archived)

haha i see

thanks

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:40, archived)

No Offense

But Alexei is like a British version of Andy Kaufman. Both are liked but really provide rather hollow and very short term entertainment value. I'd have to say Alexei is like a Tesco Value Comedian.

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kitty minion Babies ate my dingo!, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 19:09, archived)

F.U.C.K.E.D A.G.A.I.N

(abignumber, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 18:02, archived)

Of Fuck

That is the best

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mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:20, archived)

It doesn't get much lower than this...

Click for bigger (78KB)

(pineapple_juice, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:08, archived)

Hahaha!

Give him a wedgie Gord!
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:09, archived)

hahaha

sreves the cunt right, the cunt!

(save as a gif and you won't need the click for big)

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:15, archived)

thanks.

only my second post so still learning

(pineapple_juice, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:17, archived)

happy to help!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:23, archived)

I was helpful too!

(Pachey, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:29, archived)

and it was a good point too

pineapple should be thanking you, the ungrateful fuck.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:32, archived)

Yeah, although I didn't woo either your picture or his which was quite rude

But you know I love everything you do anyway (except for that horrible Tory bath picture you reposted down there).

(Pachey, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:42, archived)

haha

I really love my horrible tory bath picture!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:51, archived)

^what she said

Also crop out any of the bits you haven't changed to save some filesizeness.

(Pachey, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:17, archived)

Fight! Fight! Fight!

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The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:18, archived)

nice one.

also, calm down waspy

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:18, archived)

but but

it sreves him right I tells thee

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:23, archived)

I'd vote for that.

As long as it's policies were as pretty as it's eyes.

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:26, archived)

ha!

What about now...

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:28, archived)

I just did

a little bit of sick in my mouth.

(

SpoonMeiser, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:56, archived)

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:18, archived)

Hahahahaaaaa!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:26, archived)

That's stupid

But I did a lol

(Super Jet Shoes, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:31, archived)

Underpillow surprise

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:05, archived)

hahahaha!!!

*clicks*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:06, archived)

Hahahahaha

I love you The Neville.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:06, archived)

Neville love is the purest form of love.

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:07, archived)

my mind took a different path after the second frame

wooo yay for special stew

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:07, archived)

Hooray for stew

and hooray for you. :)

Crazy flatter-rhyming wheelybird!

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:14, archived)

*glees*

I love special stew too - with dumplings.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:09, archived)

I can only wish for Fairy Stew in my house

*goes home*

*hits wife with 2-by-4*

*collects teeth*

*waits*

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:09, archived)

Hahaha!

Yay! for Fairies!
Nee nee ne neee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:10, archived)

Haha, woo!

woo!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:10, archived)

psssst!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:12, archived)

Hooray!

Have a bunny feather thief!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:14, archived)

watership down

AICMFP

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:15, archived)

hahaha!

trap all fairies and boil them i say.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:16, archived)

I love stew

I might make some stew at the weekend.

I will let it simmer for hours and hours.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:16, archived)

i love stew too

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:18, archived)

i made stew and dumplings on monday

lovely.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:21, archived)

damn

i wish it was monday again
(and i was at your house with a fork)

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:23, archived)

I made stew last weekend

it had beef and liver in it and beer and all sorts of other good things, bearl barkey. ON TOP OF IT I PUT DUMPLINGS!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:22, archived)

Beef is best

I like to add some red wine vinegar and a totally random selection of vegetables.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:24, archived)

i think you have to say

special needs now!

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:26, archived)

stews are best when you empty the fridge and the cupboard into a pot

pour over wine or beer or tomato and cook slowly... :D

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:26, archived)

oh, I always have lots of tomato

and I use a pot as big as a fucking car so I can eat stew day after day.
As the Duke of Prunes has pointed out in the past, it's always best on the third day after cooking.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:30, archived)

agreed

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:39, archived)

tatties and neeps

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:24, archived)

tatties, neeps, roasted carrots cabbage and peas, with just a little bit of mint sauce

Apple pie and cinnamon ice cream for afterwards

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:25, archived)

damn

i wish it was last weekend again
(and i was at your house with a fork)

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:27, archived)

Yaaaaaaaay!

You make me happy in my pants.

(

ClanSoul, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:29, archived)

hurrah for cynical lullyness

(

FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:40, archived)

Space chick.

A nod to Azpiri.

What planet should she be dispatched to?
:)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:03, archived)

URANUS!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
god i want to go home....

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:04, archived)

Woohoo!

Is that a firearm, or a high power "massager"?

(

Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:04, archived)

At a lower setting: both.

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:05, archived)

The MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

to fight space cows

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:05, archived)

Jupiter!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:05, archived)

Planet of the bikini-twangers

FACT!

We were talking about you at lunchtime . . .
Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:06, archived)

Bad idea.

I put people off their food.....means more for me.

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:07, archived)

err . . .

there wasn't any food . . . only beer . . . lots of beer
hahaha!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:07, archived)

Not THAT much beer.

And half of mine was alcomohol-free O_o

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:11, archived)

pffft!

piggy...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:08, archived)

Mercury.

It's not funny or anything. It's just I think that's where you should send her.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:06, archived)

but, Shirley! The close proximity to the sun

Shirley! The close proximity to the sunwould cause her discomfort and sweating!?
heh!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:08, archived)

You know,

on balance I think I could live with myself even so.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:10, archived)

I wouldn't want a sweaty bird

on my conscience! C]:0)
hehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:11, archived)

PLUTO!!

I dont care what people say, its still a planet in my eyes......bless it.

(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:08, archived)

my planet!

how long does your book take to arrive?

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:08, archived)

Ages.

It's a print on demand service, so they have to make it first.

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:09, archived)

awwww *waits*

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:11, archived)

and then mug a postman

and force him to take it
Bah!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:12, archived)

Planet of the horny mirroring-people :-)

(Lord Eggblast The cake is a lie, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:09, archived)

Planet Bukkaketron

and she'd better bring an umbrella too.

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:11, archived)

Planet Heffrey!

Where she can fight boredom with her big guns!!

edit: She and Lorna can compete for my attention!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:12, archived)

Planet of the P.M.J. Hamsters.

(REWRITABLE, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:17, archived)

I know i know!!

She should be visiting the planet of naked feral sexed up catgirls!

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kitty minion Babies ate my dingo!, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:25, archived)

Ok, no image but with good reason!

Who wants Half-life 2 and episode 1 in exchange for donating to B3ta and giving me the new icon set?

Highest bid wins.

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:01, archived)

Wouldn't it be cheaper for you just to donate your 1 quid and be done with it?

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:02, archived)

^This

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:03, archived)

I bought the orange box

and since I already have HL2 + Ep1 I can give them as gifts. I thought Id see if people wanted them in exchange for donating to the site

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:04, archived)

very nice of you but...

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:19, archived)

leeloodallasmultipass!

SO would, in that film

(

Weetobix, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:49, archived)

Is the bunker open?

Is it Tuesday?

(

Dabooka_ has changed his name on, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:03, archived)

i bid the skin flakes i found at the foot end of an air mattress!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:03, archived)

I bid the whole foot end of the air matress!

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:04, archived)

skin flakes and the piss soaked, shit stained, effluent ridden cover!!

my final offer!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:07, archived)

*waits for the good reason*

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:04, archived)

You may be there some time

(

Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:04, archived)

i have no idea what these things are.

this isn't the multi coloured swap shop, and despite appearances i am not keith chegwin.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:04, archived)

you seemed a lot less drunk than Chegwin when I met you.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:05, archived)

i have to stay sober now

to fight off the ladies, who mistaking me for chegwin and remembering how well endowed he was when he fronted that show on channel 5, keep trying to tear my clothes off. it gets embarrassing when i keep ending up naked while i'm out shopping with my mum.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:14, archived)

even chegwin isn't chegwin

in multicoloured headswap land

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:21, archived)

Is that some sort of computer game?

If you don't get any takers here, may I recommend your local Freecycle group? Freecycle is fucking amazing, you can get rid of all sorts of crap, and you can get tons of stuff for free too. It's like shopping only without any money.

/Freecycle devotee

(Pachey, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:05, archived)

^This

I can now have toast due to freecycle.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:07, archived)

Could do

although I dont use freecycle, and I do use b3ta so I thought Id raise a few penies for them

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:07, archived)

Fairy nuff

I only suggested it as a back-up plan.

and also because I love it.

Also, weirdly, everyone I've met on the Manchester one has been incredibly attractive. I've no idea why.

(Pachey, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:09, archived)

wow - everyone Ive ever met in Manchester has been

not incredibly attractive... I must only meet tight fisted people. Which is not attractive. Generosity is beautiful... it makes you look 10 years younger... ARG!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:17, archived)

Yay for freecycle!

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:07, archived)

I like freecycle.

The best thing about it are the differences between what people want and what they offer. For example:

Offered: Half eaten sandwich (ham). Must collect from Harlow.

Wanted: 52" plasma TV and a car. Must be able to deliver.

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:16, archived)

Your group too?

I like cheeky buggers like that. Always raise a smile.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:35, archived)

*thinks about all the piles of junk in the garage*

how would one find out more

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:34, archived)

Try this

http://uk.freecycle.org/

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:44, archived)

think I'd fall for that old cunt's trick?

*copies and pastes*

ta!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:53, archived)

You're buying the orange box, aren't you?

I'm refusing. I'm waiting until they cave in and release Ep2 black box, the thieving bastards.

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finnbar has officially retired, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:37, archived)

Went for something more ambitious

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

Still sucks.

Click it for marginally bigger.
Click for quite a lot bigger (440kb)

(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:57, archived)

Titted squirrels are red.

The flat-chested ones are grey.

This is a furry fact.

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:57, archived)

O'Reilly?

Must go check this theory out.

(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:59, archived)

thats really really really ace!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:59, archived)

This is definately great to come back to after a long while of having no internets.

Howdy all!
Cower in fear, for I have return-ed!

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ClanSoul, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:59, archived)

yay

... I might start 'doing' my 'stuff' in black a white and have fanboys* colour them for me... that way the colour blindsness is less of an issue

*not that I'm suggesting you're a fanboy... or even a boy

sorry - how very rude of me - this is obviously exceedingly ace!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:59, archived)

Mine is done in black and white and nobody colours it in

(Pachey, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:06, archived)

I'll be your fanboy

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:09, archived)

Get your crayons out then!

(Pachey, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:13, archived)

*glees*

... wait - I don't have crayons... and I don't have the ability to colourify here... :(

I will make good on my promise though.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:15, archived)

Nice job

although if im cruel, its a little bit 'pastel'

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:02, archived)

heh heh. nice :)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:03, archived)

Woo!

Quite pastelly I think mebbe toons work slightly better with a higher opacity . . . ?

That said triffic work!
Braw!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:05, archived)

plz photoshop me!

P.S. None of these people are me

(kramit http://lpjam.blogspot.com/ woo yay, blog spam, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:51, archived)

No.

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Aenesis, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:53, archived)

*calls police*

Oh, you didn't mean THAT kind of 'shop'...

(Pachey, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:53, archived)

hahahah

didnt see this

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:54, archived)

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:53, archived)

that makes me want to wee it's so funny

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:55, archived)

WAWYPYABOPB?

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:53, archived)

BEBOPALULA

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:55, archived)

ILF?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:59, archived)

ILFORD?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:00, archived)

CLITHEROe

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:01, archived)

*dials 999*

*kramit's a kiddie fiddler*

*hangs up*

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:54, archived)

No!

*runs for bunker*

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:54, archived)

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Damien's Hearse, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:54, archived)

I need funny music injection.

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:55, archived)

Someone posted this

http://www.notacult.com/images/flower_theme_song.mp3
the other day can't remember who but I've been listening to it ever since!

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Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:58, archived)

shamelessly promotes joe

www.b3ta.com/links/126132

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:02, archived)

Pure class! Nicely done Joe!

(might have been joe that posted the song the other day!)

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Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:05, archived)

Fankoo

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:07, archived)

It was... Hooray!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:25, archived)

sweeeet.

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:12, archived)

Cheers GSTQ

the cheques in the post
so you should get it about October 2132

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:25, archived)

here ya go

radioblogclub.com/open/133864/ducking_hardcore/IT%27S%20A%20SMALL%20WORLD%20%28Ducking%20Hardcore%20MIX%29

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Damien's Hearse, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:00, archived)

ooh and

www.evolution-music.co.uk/tunes/Rufus_Mandrills_Ovulating_Over_Nine_Pro_Iceclimbers_Girlfriends.mp3

(might be www.evolution-music.co.uk/tunes/Rufus_Mandrills_Ovulating_Over_Nine_Pro_Iceclimbers'_Girlfriends.mp3)

www.evolution-music.co.uk/tunes/Rufus_Hardcore_Popcorn.mp3

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Damien's Hearse, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:03, archived)

cheers ears.

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:15, archived)

Pffft

Hahahahaha

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:55, archived)

thx

Edit: don't know which one's you, so played safe

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:55, archived)

http://www.whatareweyoucrappygrainypicturephotoshoppingbitches.com

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Muns, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:56, archived)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:57, archived)

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:59, archived)

that's sorted.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:59, archived)

haha best!

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Just Flange, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:10, archived)

Thanky

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:14, archived)

No! Shop this!

(Doctor Frinkelstein (Not a real Doctor), Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:01, archived)

I only photoshop jpgs.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:02, archived)

Fuck off

idiot

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 17:22, archived)

quick and dirty - just like Freebs likes it...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:42, archived)

*summons wheelybird*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:44, archived)

*ping*

You called?

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:48, archived)

You dropped this

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:50, archived)

Haha that's lovely.

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Aenesis, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:51, archived)

Goddamn it

all the best ideas are taken :D

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:51, archived)

i know!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:55, archived)

most of them by Wheelybird

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:00, archived)

Hurrah for that what I did!

Hurrah, I say. Hurrah!

Now the question is, should I upload a nice cartoon I did, or leave it and perhaps publish it in some future book?

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:54, archived)

Dunno.

How much does it weigh?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:56, archived)

A hefty

700x511 pixels at just-about-readable size.

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:57, archived)

I'd go with Pachey.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:59, archived)

me too

she's hot!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:01, archived)

Precisely.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 16:09, archived)

Both

(Pachey, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:58, archived)

hahaha

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:45, archived)

how rare...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:45, archived)

Krishna-Elvis vs Angry-Cat-Headed-Ecstacy-Spud

... rrrrready .... FIGHT!

Love it!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:46, archived)

spud?

purple spud?

If anything it's a peeled beetroot or a plum.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:47, archived)

the potato-patch-fever spud was a similar colour

so I thought .... er ... I mean ....

/edit/ anyway ... images1.comstock.com/Imagewarehouse/BX/SITECS/NLWMCompingVersions/28501-28750/bxp28717.jpg

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:48, archived)

woooooooooooooow

alien tatties!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:56, archived)

it is quite CLEARLY a sultana trying to get into an elvis seminar

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:48, archived)

Oh my God

I feel such a fool!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:49, archived)

you're so pretty when you're confused

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:57, archived)

ooooh

I know, they're strict in there.

Despite no note being in the regulations, they wouldn't let me in with krayfish on my nipples.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:50, archived)

HATCAT HATCAT HATCAT HATCAT HATCAT HATCAT

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:46, archived)

hatch hatch hatch

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:53, archived)

that is so hatstand

i just have to *click*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:46, archived)

*giggles self under chair*

I wish the great Brian Cant was here to see this

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:47, archived)

unfortunatley Brian Cant be with us tonight

... but he's sent this message from LA....!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:56, archived)

Why is everything always about Freebs?

Nice pic, I like the cat best.

(Pachey, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:52, archived)

because he's ace?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:54, archived)

Freebs asked me to draw it

so I did

also - Freebs is BRILLIANT!

I like the cat the best - he does not like Job's-worth elvis impersonating doormen! You can tell by the narrowing of his eyes.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:54, archived)

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