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First thing I see on links this morning is a happy "Goatse face" :(

So I went to the Zoo to cheer myself up.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:11, archived)

;)

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:12, archived)

if i could talk to the animals

i'd tell them all to fuck off

nice work fella

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:13, archived)

how allamaing

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:14, archived)

I love donkeys...

*is that a pantomine push-me-pull-me thing*

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:18, archived)

From Doctor Dolittle

Rex Harrison version, not the Eddie Murphy rubbish

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:22, archived)

No the sign said it was a Lesserflared Knut Horse

From the the Welsh Valley.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:23, archived)

Thanks for that...

I was wondering... i once saw one of those on the Isle of White ferry?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:43, archived)

Hahaha

how rare!

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:23, archived)

How odd

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:27, archived)

;)

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:50, archived)

just saw the chicken & laughed

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Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 13:08, archived)

no potatoshop but

I thought it was fairly amusing

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:09, archived)

i take back everything i said about half-term

I WANNA GO BACK TO WORK

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:10, archived)

i once saw a pub

might have been a restaurant though.

or both. LOL

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:10, archived)

yay!

*goes to bed*

*drools*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:11, archived)

is that their front door on the left?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:12, archived)

Oh the possibilities

(anon_12765, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:56, archived)

why am I looking at a picture of your dog?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:57, archived)

she's alright

still top of the league =D

come on Barca!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:59, archived)

aye

only because we had a perfectly decent goal chalked off :)

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:02, archived)

sorry,

what are you talking about?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:03, archived)

ach you know

the Superteds vs the Conscientious Soap Avoiders

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:14, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:03, archived)

pffft

i always laugh at this

is homer trying to emulate scott mcdonald there?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:09, archived)

hahahahaha

yeah cos none of your team would EVER kick anybody
*cough* nacho novo *cough*

=D

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:12, archived)

that makes it alright then :)

muuuum, they started it!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:17, archived)

jail bait!

I'm dreading ~~Ac Milan~~ Benfica after the weekends dismal performance

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:03, archived)

yeah me too

in fact i'm dreading benfica this week.
we've got a squad of about 4!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:03, archived)

doh...that's right it's Benfica next

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:06, archived)

i think you'll be alright

I cant explain it properly without implying that Rangers are better than milan, which I obviously don't believe... but I just think celtic tend to do better against teams who try to pass the ball a lot... which is why you got humped on saturday.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:07, archived)

^ i heartily endorse this post and everything it stands for

the sooner we get an answer the happier i'll be

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:59, archived)

Yes, we want answers!

'ning Proddy!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:02, archived)

'ning :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:04, archived)

Ah yes... Half Term isn't it

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:59, archived)

TOO FUCKING RIGHT IT IS

more kss for all - don't all cheer at once - _{somebody cheer please - _*cries*}

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:01, archived)

that pile of marking isn't going to go away though, is it?

/mine isn't going anywhere

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:01, archived)

i have a bit yeah

still in a box in the back of my car and there it will stay until next sunday ;)

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:04, archived)

spoken like a true educational employee :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:06, archived)

have you got your C- stamp on stand by?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:07, archived)

C- ? What kind of super intelligent race of beings do you think i'm teaching here?

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:08, archived)

ah..

F then?
with a 'must try harder' underneath?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:10, archived)

that is more like it

in fact pearoast time...

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:12, archived)

Hahahahahaha

Love this!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:14, archived)

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:19, archived)

hahahaha!!

now this is how i imagine a b3ta teacher!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:15, archived)

welcome to my world

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:16, archived)

No, do an F

With "Tits or GTFO" written underneath.

(Slurpy The Frog, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:13, archived)

Oh of course

Might actually get some work done then

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:02, archived)

Bollocks

Just a week a hope

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:04, archived)

you lot all suck

do i cheer on that your holidays are only a week long or whatever - DO I?

so what if i only get 12 weeks of holiday a year and my day finishes at 3:30pm...oh wait i'll shut up now :(

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:06, archived)

Oh shit

not another one!!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:04, archived)

vodka eh?.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:00, archived)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:00, archived)

hahahahahahahahahaha

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:02, archived)

why am i looking at a picture of your dog

claiming to like vodka twice, suggesting she doesnt like it, but is nontheless claiming to as a result some sort of misguided chav principle?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:01, archived)

a double negative maybe...

of course, double negatives are a complete no no.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:02, archived)

*cheers*

that ain't not no good that ain't (or is it? no)

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:07, archived)

i can't fail to not agree with this.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:09, archived)

because it's your lucky day!

*sighs*
at least i'm not here for noob tuesday.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:03, archived)

i DONT GET this

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:01, archived)

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Doomladen ms paint lover, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:03, archived)

PFFFFT!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:04, archived)

^ this ^

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:10, archived)

...and their cocks

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:06, archived)

needs more link

that webiste doesn't get enough views from this place

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:06, archived)

'No really, I love fucking it'

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:03, archived)

I saw someone buy 30 Regal King size at the weekend

all in one fag packet too, not a packet of 20 and a packet of 10.

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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:09, archived)

LIAR

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:13, archived)

I thought that she had a funny piercing,

but I have bluetack on my monitor

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:11, archived)

I couldn't give a flying shit what drink you love.

No, really, I couldn't.

(Slurpy The Frog, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:11, archived)

Piss off you tedious oik

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:23, archived)

Kookaburra

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:31, archived)

oo this am nice

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:33, archived)

woo

thats perfect.
*gives massive hug*

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:33, archived)

Woohoo, glad you like it :-)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:33, archived)

I love it

be sent to print this arvo.
great colours on the back ground too.
will look lovey on the wall.

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:35, archived)

Oooh, really?

*blushes*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:37, archived)

*curtsies*

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:41, archived)

smashin' :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:34, archived)

it's alright

i suppose

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:34, archived)

*spanks*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:35, archived)

YOWCH!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:35, archived)

have you tried pouring natural yoghurt on it?

it is a thrush isn't it?

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:35, archived)

Finally, a cure!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:35, archived)

should've asked me

I'd kiss it better

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:37, archived)

you really wouldn't

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:38, archived)

I love yeast. me

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:38, archived)

marmite!!!!!

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:40, archived)

I wonder if that's what it tastes like...........

Gah! Mind bleach required!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:52, archived)

o_O

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:53, archived)

butterscotch angel delight

I hope

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:55, archived)

Quiet you

*spanks*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:39, archived)

mmf

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:43, archived)

^this^

i caught it off the missus once when she was on antibiotics and it was really bad on me man bits!
i had to go down pharmacy and get the quickest acting cure!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:57, archived)

sandpaper!

~~on antibiotics~~ playing away

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:00, archived)

glass paper!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:01, archived)

It's just the way it's perched.

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:36, archived)

*goes back to fondling wife*

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:35, archived)

*yoink*

get your own wife!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:36, archived)

Sorry...

I couldn't tell the difference in the dark...

*tastes to see if it is natural yoghurt*

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:39, archived)

nothing like a cricket bat

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:35, archived)

especially with parsley

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:36, archived)

Well as long as you can distinguish the two!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:36, archived)

a meter length of 125mmx75mm

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:42, archived)

Smashing!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:38, archived)

Oh it's lovely :)

My husband called me his little kookaburra once, whilst labouring under the misapprehension that a kookaburra was a small cute furry thing.

I told him it was a grumpy little bird that cackled.

Not such a good term of endearment.

He's my petite poubelle.

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in vino veritas, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:39, archived)

Pffft

does he understand french at all? ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:40, archived)

Not a lot

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in vino veritas, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:41, archived)

Well, it sounds pretty sweet

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:47, archived)

*giggles*

I think kookaburras are quite sweet, if that helps (even if they do cackle like the Wicked Witch of the West)

And little dustbin? Have I remembered that right?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:42, archived)

Yes!

But shhh, don't tell Mr Veritas :)

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in vino veritas, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:44, archived)

Wouldn't dream of it :-)

*giggles*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

A month later, drunk in Blackpool 'You know what she callsh you, don'tcha? Bin! Hahaha, dusty dustbin hahaha' *falls down*

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:47, archived)

haha!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:53, archived)

haha

why little dustbin?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:44, archived)

Because poubelle is such a pretty word

which disguises its true meaning rather well :)

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in vino veritas, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:46, archived)

you are a cheeky monkey

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:50, archived)

"Little Dustbin, little Dustbin, on a dusty road"...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:55, archived)

*giggles*

'Ning sire, how's thee?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:59, archived)

I'm fine thank you, m'lovely

hope your weekend was as exciting as it sounded :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:00, archived)

Had a gun held to my head

So pretty much the same as every other weekend for the last five weeks....

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:04, archived)

40 year old virgin kookaburra? :)

background jus reminds me of it

woo! I love your styleée

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:43, archived)

Haha, see what you mean!

Thank you :-)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:44, archived)

nice!

i like the background too..
highlights the rest of it well...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:55, archived)

Thanks - was going for a 'scorching Ozzie sun' look

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:56, archived)

Woo

Do you have a gallery yet?

These are getting better and better!

:D

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XLVII .uk, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:58, archived)

Posted a few of them on flickr

Might put an aviary up on my blog

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:01, archived)

Hehehe

Linky?

I must get a flickr ashally

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XLVII .uk, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:05, archived)

Flickr is here

My stuff

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:08, archived)

Here?

:P

[edit] wow I've missed loads!

*bookmarks*

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XLVII .uk, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:09, archived)

Absolutely fantastic stuff

If I was exceedingly wealthy I would offer to become your patron, enabling you to draw at your pleasure and live a life of carefree debauchery

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:10, archived)

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:02, archived)

if that was _this_ readers voice it would be

"mlnlgmlgnlgn hmm, yes" *dribble* "mmlnlgmlgng"

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:03, archived)

Do you want to hear my impression of Kate Moss?

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Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:07, archived)

*cups ear*

speak up deary!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:08, archived)

Yes.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:09, archived)

yes please

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:13, archived)

uh-huh

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:16, archived)

No, that was Elvis

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:17, archived)

I sound just like him

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:18, archived)

have you got a braille version?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:17, archived)

ok *clears throat*

'Ow do, I'm Kate Moss and I'm a bony fuck

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Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:18, archived)

can i have your autograph Ms. Moss?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:18, archived)

*subscribes*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:19, archived)

^ This ^

*and that*

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:34, archived)

you're already more humourous and watchable than Rory Bremner

please continue

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:20, archived)

nothing like her!

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:22, archived)

HOW DO YOU KNOW MR BEST FRIEND OF THE STARS?

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Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:34, archived)

Because she sounds more like this-

"Hi I'm Kate Moss and I want to apologise to all of the people I have let down because of my behaviour which has reflected badly on my family, friends, co-workers, business associates and others". "I would also like to apologise for my being a bony fuck".
:)

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:39, archived)

Still

Wood

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XLVII .uk, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:26, archived)

Your tits are too big

rubbish impression

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Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:26, archived)

I NO!

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Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:34, archived)

Impressive!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:28, archived)

Mornin'...

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Ninj, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:00, archived)

*clicks*

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:01, archived)

It's SHIT!

Can't you get the bends or summat?!
There aren't even any shark attackings going on and I BLAME YOU DIVER. YOU

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:01, archived)

phone his boss

say he was smoking!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:02, archived)

*giggles*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:02, archived)

hahahahah

i like this.

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:02, archived)

'Lo war

Got your Kookaburra done, will post later if you're about :-)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:05, archived)

I've just noticed your sig

I'm sorry Miss :(

I wish there was a way of making it so that everyone (who wanted to!) could attend

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:09, archived)

stop talking about it!!

*sobs*
*storms off to room*

*plays 'i love horses' loudly*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:11, archived)

Edit: Though you did get the honour of a mini-bash, and a road trip diverted 'specially so there could be one?

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:13, archived)

*takes out guitar and plays row row row yuor boat sadly*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:14, archived)

Me too - was not a good rehearsal yesterday

And I was just left thinking 'I could be enjoying myself on Saturday! Instead I'm going to be in a show that isn't going well in front of an audience of about 15....'

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:11, archived)

you give a lot for your art.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:12, archived)

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:14, archived)

spice it up a little then

*predictable naked suggestion*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:21, archived)

haha!

yeah! throw a 20 minute air guitar solo in..

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:23, archived)

you need to sack Jim Davidson then

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:24, archived)

O hai... Great!!

I'm poppin on popping off. house looks like we've been burgled.

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:16, archived)

haha!

excellent!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:03, archived)

DIIIIVE

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:05, archived)

Hahahaha *breathes*

Hahahaa

Very good!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:05, archived)

arf

kitten
skateboard

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:07, archived)

Thassaone!

Good morning! How's stuff?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:18, archived)

Arf!

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Monty Propps, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:11, archived)

Bindun

just last week, but still puts a smile on my face regardless

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:17, archived)

debbie oh

(Richard Pryor setting himself on fire while freebasing crack cocaine in the 80's I ONLY USE PAINT!!?!?!?!!, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:59, archived)

WOULD

That Debbie McGee can fuck right off though

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:01, archived)

Is this kind of thing normal in here these days?

Yesterday someone posted a grotesque fat naked woman.

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Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:07, archived)

errrrrrrrrrr

uuuuuuuuuum
!

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:08, archived)

Nice colour matching

They look sore!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:24, archived)

Mrs Mink

Click for the full thing (77k), cos like an idiot I forgot to resize it when I uploaded....

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:59, archived)

Would.

Ningles Mrs Trellis!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:59, archived)

'Ning CV

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:01, archived)

ooh lovely

she's got quite a generic face...

mighty boosh reference...

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:00, archived)

Haha - trust me, with my face-drawing skills, she looks better that way!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:01, archived)

there's such a thing as having too much going on in your face

all the features jostling for position
/nerd

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:22, archived)

bring my face out a bit?

maybe i should knock yours back a few inches..

/also nerd but unsure about quotage due to bad monday head

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:25, archived)

thats good!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:02, archived)

nice

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:08, archived)

there appears to be an ommission

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:18, archived)

that's my wife that is

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:19, archived)

oh yeah, about that...

do you want them back yet?
they're eating me out of house and home!

or rather, they would be if i fed them...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:21, archived)

can i pick them up on friday?

i'm not quite finished with this one yet

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:30, archived)

ah...yes...

(goatsy open wide, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:38, archived)

The War Against Terrorism?

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:39, archived)

Twats With Another Twat

(

The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:42, archived)

hahaha

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:43, archived)

he looks like the bastard child of Phill Jupitus and Mark Fowler

*imagines the conception*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:40, archived)

haha

that is a bit of genius there sir

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:41, archived)

*spluffs*

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:41, archived)

JESSIE! *curls round neck*

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:42, archived)

Alright Minky?

Still not bashing?

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:45, archived)

the doctor said i have to leave it at least anoth...

oh
OH!

erm....sorry, no.

i would if i could, you know that.

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:46, archived)

Hahahah

Well typed that manink

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:49, archived)

*bows*

ayethangyew

so it's an annual thing is it?
*pencils in for next year*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:54, archived)

I'm hoping so

It's really going to depend on this year, but there are enough people who are gutted to be unable to attend that I think we'd have a decent number next year as well :)

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:00, archived)

don't forget the people that are going

will have a great time and want to come again!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:10, archived)

Heheh, I was :)

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:15, archived)

*sobs*

i hate my life!!!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:48, archived)

*donates*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:49, archived)

Doh!

It's going to be an annual thing now, so you just need to pencil it in for next year!

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:50, archived)

pencil?

*writes DERBY 2008 in permanent marker on the walls*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:52, archived)

That's the spirit!

...and you can blame it on the kids ;)

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:10, archived)

those little terrors!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:12, archived)

Testicles: Wash Around Trousers.

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:41, archived)

Tramps Wank About Tennis?

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:42, archived)

Arf

(

Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:43, archived)

does anyone have any links to an image viewer site?

myimager isn't working and i can't see half the images without one!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:46, archived)

pffft

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:47, archived)

thats a redex for me so

*pokes tongue out*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:49, archived)

that's a shame

it's THEE funniest pic ever!

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:50, archived)

it's a screengrab from a cat bukkake film

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:50, archived)

bah!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:50, archived)

i've found a site now...

*slaps*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:54, archived)

Yay for cat fail!

'ning all.
Today I am ill.
I have runny bum and have been shouting at the toilet too :(

(

Weetobix, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:37, archived)

have you tried turning it off and on again?

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:49, archived)

*presses buttons until it goes off*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:51, archived)

joy of sex p.94

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:52, archived)

*audible work based mirth*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:55, archived)

www.sesroh.de works for me if i have problems with image viewing

tis rather good

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:53, archived)

damn you db!!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:56, archived)

haha

sorry, i can't help. I can view all images at work. It's germany, even cupchicks is acceptable.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:59, archived)

bah!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:01, archived)

did you try reading the url backwards?

sesroh...

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:14, archived)

*slaps*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:18, archived)

Question i need a bit of help on.

Would it be wrong to hit a woman if you knew it would solve ALOT of your problems?

Answers would be interesting to hear.

(rossydizzle, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:16, archived)

www3.barnesy.org/talk/

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:17, archived)

They don't want numpties over there either

'ning nephew :)

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in vino veritas, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:26, archived)

i'm a bit low today because the bank is playing silly buggers with me and i have to go and shout at them tomorrow.

bastards.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:27, archived)

*hugs*

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in vino veritas, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:27, archived)

what was the allowed list again?

IVV?
sexy?
pretty?

SEXY! *curls round neck*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:37, archived)

minky!!

*manly hugs*
*manly slaps arse*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:40, archived)

I did not!

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:41, archived)

and why not?

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:42, archived)

thats not what these photos say...

*waves polaroids*
lets talk seriously for a moment...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:42, archived)

IVESB

*manly bums*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:42, archived)

Oy!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 11:56, archived)

Ooooh!

*feeds mink snacks* :D

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in vino veritas, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:44, archived)

not long now eh?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:47, archived)

why?

is it cold out?

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Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:33, archived)

yes because sending over people who think violence is an answer is a great help to talk

:)

chances are if you find it dull or not pleasant on this board, talk won't like it either next time send them to 'I love horses' or popbitch

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:33, archived)

i have been suitably chastized

click here... if you dare!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:38, archived)

thank you.

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:39, archived)

and cue the bumming in 5...4...3...2...1...

/welcome to Half-Term B3ta...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:18, archived)

Is that George Michael's new song?

(

Monty Propps, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:19, archived)

it's got a good beat...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:20, archived)

CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT!! for oh so many reasons.

and FUCK NO!! in answer to your original question. i hope this helps.

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Just Flange, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:18, archived)

but what if....

it would solve ALOT of your problems, and im talking ALOT!

(rossydizzle, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:20, archived)

you're a cunt, clearly......i mean it.....you're just a fucking cunt.

could you not solve these same problems by just not making contact with this woman? cunt.

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Just Flange, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:23, archived)

violence is never the answer.

*slaps*
loser.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:23, archived)

'ALOT' is not a word

I think you mean 'a lot' instead.

/helpful spelling advice

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:23, archived)

maybe it's l33t for "allotment"

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:28, archived)

Hahahahaha

This.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:42, archived)

I think it's

4rs3h0l3 for "I'm a cunting fucktard"

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Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:27, archived)

my sweet you seem to be missing the point here

this message should have been posted on the /talk board, you'll notice a handy link to it at the top of the page, not here.
as a general rule this bit of the board has threads started with a pretty picture, to which we add many witty comments, which generally start hahahahaha! or arf!
i suggest you toddle off and have a look at the faq's.
or are you looking for a slap?

*will slap for cash

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:26, archived)

no it shouldn't

we don't fucking want to know about it either.

He has as much right to post just words as he has on the talk board, the message is not interesting it looks more like baiting, talk doesn't want it, board doesn't want it.

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:35, archived)

this BeeSpray

what does it do?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:39, archived)

sprays bees

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:44, archived)

aha

this is a good thing

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:48, archived)

lets not start the whole pictureless thread thing again

i did say as a general rule.
i also agree that the message has no place anywhere, i have noticed however that talk seem to be better at killing this sort of thing nice and quickly and moving on, also over there it doesn't mess with the board aesthetics at all.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:42, archived)

*shrugs*

it's only one ignore click away before it's not a problem for either of us I suppose.

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:44, archived)

yay! for drastic solutions:)

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:47, archived)

interesting to where??

tard

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:18, archived)

I suggest you hit her with a dictionary

oh, hang on....

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:19, archived)

of course

smash her good

(

gravytrain, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:19, archived)

Only if you post a pic of hitting her here on the board

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:19, archived)

hahah

(

Victor Meldrew, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:20, archived)

hear on the board, surely?

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:20, archived)

^this^

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:21, archived)

What?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:41, archived)

pardon?

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:42, archived)

If it meant they'd ask questions

here I'd think about it.

:P

(

XLVII .uk, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:19, archived)

No, but it is right to hit people who post non-picture threads

Oh look!

*hits*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:19, archived)

your mum would kick your arse you pathetic cunt

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:20, archived)

hahahaha!!!

'ningles db!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:21, archived)

'ning petal

how hangs it?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:24, archived)

*rummages*

to the left!
you?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:26, archived)

upwards

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:27, archived)

ouch!

my eye!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:28, archived)

well actually

my mothers the bird i was planning on hitting actually. And yes she probably could kick my ass.

But the plan is to be stealth like. Drop fro mthe ceilings like a ninja and drop a brick on her head.

pic will be up tomorrow in a tasty little gif.

(rossydizzle, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:22, archived)

So you'll be back here on Tuesday eh?

...perfect timing

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:23, archived)

coincidence?

conspiracy? complicity?

who knows? perhaps Peter Falk...

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:26, archived)

Just... One more thing

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:27, archived)

it's tuesday all week

arf term innit.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:30, archived)

someone should've hit her when she thought about conceiving you

that would've solved ALOT of problems

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:25, archived)

^this^

don't hit her, sterilize her, she cannot be allowed to spawn any more of this ilk!

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Just Flange, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:28, archived)

BAM!

Right in the pisser

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:29, archived)

I'll punch your ovaries...

that's right, BAM, right in the baby-maker!

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:39, archived)

LEAVE YOUR MOTHER ALONE!

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:59, archived)

for that matter

I think he should leave everyone alone - dear god, you realise these people are allowed to breed?

(

Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:31, archived)

THIS QUESTION DOES NOT INTEREST ME

I just like looking at pictures.

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:21, archived)

you are never coming off my ignore list

never ever.

(

war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:21, archived)

but what if coming off your ignore list would...

solve ALOT of problems thats right ALOT!!

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:23, archived)

I here you

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:24, archived)

What?

What have I missed?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:42, archived)

he said "here" instead of "hear"

and then changed it.

The long winter evenings must just fly by

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:44, archived)

O_o

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:23, archived)

dad!!

*holds hands up*
carry me to the bunker!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:24, archived)

Aww, wanna come with me son?

*picks up*

Oof! you've...you've grown quite a bit...*struggles a few paces*

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:41, archived)

*wriggles*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:42, archived)

here....

....try this. I think you might like it

real men

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jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:23, archived)

oh god

why did i look again?? the force!

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:26, archived)

fucking hell

that is the worst thing i have ever seen

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:32, archived)

I'll film my daily dump today

then I'll lick some nutella...

See if I can compete.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:36, archived)

I shall await that with an erect penis

But naked women????

Urrgh I think I'm going to be sick

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:38, archived)

haha

nngh!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:40, archived)

~~seen~~ filmed

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Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:17, archived)

NSFW that right now.

you pillock.

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:36, archived)

^This

You www.swearalot.com/

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XLVII .uk, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:42, archived)

Yes

because that is battery.

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in vino veritas, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:24, archived)

I hope they 'charge' him...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:25, archived)

Are you 'positive'?

(

in vino veritas, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:27, archived)

I'm ever-ready with a witty pun

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:27, archived)

They should throw you in the cells for that done

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in vino veritas, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:28, archived)

taze taze taze

(

war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:29, archived)

AUNTIE!!

*nephewhugs*
how art thou?
good weekend?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:25, archived)

Fine ta :)

and yes! You?

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in vino veritas, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:27, archived)

i'm a bit low, the bank is playing silly buggers with me etc...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:29, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7723325

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in vino veritas, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:30, archived)

www3.barnesy.org/board/7723340

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:32, archived)

Yes

Cunt her in the Fuck, then go directly to jail and Don't collect your Dole Money.

(

WurSeL - Havin it Large www.haveitlarge.net, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:25, archived)

Cunt off, you fuckwit.

Is the answer to every question you pose or will ever pose.

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:25, archived)

hear hear

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:27, archived)

I like this ALOT

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:25, archived)

There are much nicer ways to deal with women...

*fondles wife's tits*

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:27, archived)

Oh the sexual equality on this board this morning just overwhelms me!

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in vino veritas, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:29, archived)

*pinches arse*

*winks*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:31, archived)

I may have to go...

*I wish she would not do that while I am trying to PaintShop*

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:46, archived)

I'm sure some chap will let you fondle his tits

in the spirit of equality

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:59, archived)

Yes it would be wrong

IT's really men you want to hit on, so follow your heart

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:28, archived)

new fail to try

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:36, archived)

have a nice weekend? I found saturday afternoon particularly enjoyable.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:38, archived)

i had a shit weekend

some little cunt smashed one of my car windows overnight on saturday.
i phoned the window place at 8am.
the guy turned up at 6pm!

what happened on saturday? /denial blog

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:41, archived)

shit, sorry to hear that.

If it helps, I got my bike nicked.

there was some sort of event in glasgow. I celebrated it on sat night, but i seem to have retrograde amnesia due to the volume of celebration juice consumed.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:46, archived)

I think a team called the Glasgow Celtics

got beat quite convincingly in a game of soccerball by another team from Glasgow. Partick Thistle? No, wait, it'll come to me.....

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:53, archived)

Maryhill Maulers?

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:55, archived)

bukkake cat

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:39, archived)

Well...

It's ~~not~~ very, very rarely right to hit anyonere, gardless of gender. Would you care to expand a little on the circustances that might make this pointless act of physical aggression somehow not just acceptable, but recommended?

Is she, perhaps, mentally deficient and unable to interpret any other kind of communication? That seems unlikely.

And if you do decide to discuss this, perhaps you can do it on www.b3ta.com/talk/

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:38, archived)

haha!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:56, archived)

It is never acceptable to hit anyone, outside of self defence.

That said, I would hit a woman as soon as a man, I am not sexist and would defend myself against either in a manner appropriate to the threat.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:39, archived)

I agree with this sentiment

and wish to subscribe to your newsletter

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:43, archived)

this is

his news letter ...

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Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:14, archived)

For once

I wholly agree with you

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:45, archived)

for once

I agree with your..

this sentence is too pointlessly sleazy even for me. I'm upset now.

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:46, archived)

Aww, don't be

The urge takes even the best of us sometimes ;)

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:53, archived)

I dressed up as zombie-goose-from-top-gun this weekend.

'twas awesome.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:56, archived)

fuck off you cock

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:42, archived)

I'm just glad she annoys you so much.

Go on, stress some more then die of heart attack.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:45, archived)

How in flat cap buggery could

hitting anyone solve a problem?

You are very obviously a total moron and should be strung up in your burberry shell suit. Please sod off and don't come back

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Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:13, archived)

Violence is not the answer

people like you need a good slap

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:14, archived)

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Doomladen ms paint lover, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:28, archived)

Thought for food

mind yer breakfast...

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bruised_blood has no bruises, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:15, archived)

hahahahahahaha!!!!

hahaha!
i like the fingers jammed in his eyes in the first frame!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:17, archived)

Hahaha!

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Monty Propps, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:20, archived)

Hehehe

Mensans have enough brains anyway!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:21, archived)

Needs more 'IS IT OK TO HIT A WOMAN? LOL'.

Seriously, this is fucking great. Woo!

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:27, archived)

hehe lovely!

I'm not sure why, but the 2nd frame made me hungry.
It just looks so tasty.

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:45, archived)

oh yes...

I think I'll just have some more coffee, thanks all the same...

Woo!

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:18, archived)

Ber-doing!

*Edit* How rude of me, 'Ning everypeeps!

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Monty Propps, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:00, archived)

haha!

still would.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:02, archived)

hahahahaha!

brilliant.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:02, archived)

i like this

hahaha!

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:02, archived)

Hehehe

Nice one!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:02, archived)

hahahahah

and 'ning all

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:05, archived)

'ningles toasty!!

*spread marmite*

*bites*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:07, archived)

have I missed much?

I still don't have a net connection at home and viewing B3ta while at work is going to be very sporadic :(

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:09, archived)

*zips up*

no, not a great deal....
=)

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:11, archived)

Ning Happy Toast

Nice break?

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XLVII .uk, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:09, archived)

haven't been on holiday, been moving house

I'm utterly knackered from redecorating, laying loft flooring, digging and actually going to work.
I need a week off, sat in front of B3ta to sort me out

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:12, archived)

do you actually have to go into the office

or is it that you don't have a net connection?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:15, archived)

I go in to the office now

but not everyday

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:15, archived)

Sorry to hear that,

I hope you get things sorted soon mate.

:D

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XLVII .uk, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:17, archived)

who are you again?

/ning' fella!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:09, archived)

'ning chap

I see the fort has been held well in my absence. Good work, have a medal made of Jaffa Cakes

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:13, archived)

pfft!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:06, archived)

ning

^ this ^

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:08, archived)

sproing!

nice

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:08, archived)

that's lovely, great stuff

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:09, archived)

ning mp

very good. makes me hear a sid james laugh?!
ning all

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:11, archived)

hah hah hah!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:12, archived)

Hahahahaha!!

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..wil, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:13, archived)

Your recent gifs have been

Sublime :)

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Monty Propps, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:20, archived)

While I was asleep

I made some famous trumpeters

and I'm going back to bed until it's not so bright. Bi

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blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 8:54, archived)

While I was asleep

I dribbled, farted, and dreamt of having sex with hot chicks.

But hey, whatever floats your boat...

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 8:55, archived)

hot chicks...

in your dreams!!!!
(oh wait a minute)

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:03, archived)

maybe he means

"down on the farm"

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:00, archived)

BLAT!

can't play the trumpet...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 8:59, archived)

Nice.

'ningles all.

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:03, archived)

'Ning

Has anything happened? I've been asleep..*

*since 2004 apparently..
PS - I have to confess, this is not shopped. This is a real shop. It's in Loughborough, and it's the only vaguely amusing thing about the whole place. But it's ok, cos I live in Warsaw now, where they have lots of funny stuff :@ |

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blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 8:32, archived)

it was Night

and now it's morning

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 8:37, archived)

But at what point does it swap over?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 8:37, archived)

when the great galatic bell tolls for day/night change-over....

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 8:41, archived)

morning?

what, like as in really morning? not just 'ning' of the 3pm ish variety?
Yeesh.
I don't do mornings :@ (

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blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 8:43, archived)

Well, let's see. First, the Earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came. But they got too big and fat, so they all died, and they turned into oil. And then the Arabs came, and they bought Mercedes Benzes. And Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes.

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 8:44, archived)

there was a bit with Hitler as well

and that Crusades thing

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 8:46, archived)

the world domination by b3ta has yet to pass...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 8:47, archived)

... I couldn't believe it!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:00, archived)

Erm

Pink went out of fashion.

Whale in the thames.

Have I missed anything?

:P

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XLVII .uk, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 8:45, archived)

Yugoslavia become an autocratic democration Pancreatic State

and then not.

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 8:50, archived)

The Pope driving John Peel's stingray to the Queen Mother's funeral?

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 8:51, archived)

Victoria Beckham was exposed as a baby eating reptilian

'Ningles!

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Monty Propps, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 8:54, archived)

Haha

Ning!

Painting's going well, I think I might be alright you know.

:)

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XLVII .uk, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 8:55, archived)

Ace!

Looking forward to seeing it :)

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Monty Propps, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 8:57, archived)

Long way off though I reckon

Oil takes so long to dry!!

:D

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XLVII .uk, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:02, archived)

That's why I like it

Slow, like me ;)

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Monty Propps, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:21, archived)

Hahaha

Yip same as me!

:)

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XLVII .uk, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:24, archived)

ohh!

painting of what?
you?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:02, archived)

Nah

I'm doing an Oil painting of Stephen Fry!

:)

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XLVII .uk, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:03, archived)

he'll like that!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:07, archived)

you're

just talking about the enhabitents there aren't you?

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Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:21, archived)

Sir Pigeon Nipples about?

For this is Bob. Click for huge (150k ish).

In other news - NING!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 8:23, archived)

'ningles!

he looks lully!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 8:30, archived)

'Ning ives

Think this is my favourite one so far :-)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 8:30, archived)

That bird has shat all over me.

FACT

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 8:30, archived)

From what he's said, that bird's shat over everyone

'Lo Gronk

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 8:31, archived)

Evening.

Anyways, the beer is calling me.

'night all

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 8:34, archived)

Lucky, lucky

I need breakfast

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 8:35, archived)

Whoa!

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 8:34, archived)

Is that good or bad?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 8:35, archived)

Vere good.

Nite parrot!

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 8:53, archived)

that is full of Parroty goodness

excellent

*sits back and sups coffee*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 8:36, archived)

*coughs*lorikeety*coughs*

'Ning hon

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 8:37, archived)

lorks

he's a colourful chap

'ning

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 8:43, archived)

Don't call 'em Rainbow Lorikeets for nothing!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 8:46, archived)

Ningles

Nothing like a bit of real art on a monday morn'

Woo!

*click*

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XLVII .uk, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 8:44, archived)

Thanks XVLIVXLIXXILVI

'Ning :)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 8:49, archived)

David Tennant

Is looking a bit special btw.
I more or less have his head complete so should'nt be long from there.

:D

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XLVII .uk, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 8:52, archived)

That's lovely!

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Monty Propps, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 8:54, archived)

Thanks Monty

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 8:57, archived)

That is just lovely

'ning!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 8:56, archived)

'Ning medi

Could you gaz me one of your flick photos? It won't let me download them....

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 8:58, archived)

one of your best yet :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 9:10, archived)

Dat's very good dat is

well done and stuff

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Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:29, archived)

That is the best ever and nothing you do shall ever surpass this effort!*

*may be biased

Loving it miss trel, as stated via gaz, this is gettin printed, framed & hung on the wall at our house.
Pure lullyness:)

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:54, archived)

i realize RPS is shit...

but my friend just sent me this badass action shot of me
knitting that she took and i couldn't resist!

hopefully as she did tweak it a bit in photoshop and this is the night shift, i won't
get yelled at too much!

have some bug porn i drew on a shopping list earlier

i'm spoiling you, really i am!

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 5:26, archived)

PEARL TWO! PEARL TWO!

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 5:27, archived)

k2 p2 k2 p2

for my pleasure.

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 5:28, archived)

IT'S 'PURL' YOU MOLLUSC!

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 6:00, archived)

Knit, baby, yeah

Show that yarn who's the boss!

You have a happy smile.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 5:35, archived)

twas a good day

^_^

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 5:36, archived)

haha you shouldent have had that tryst with Jolly Jack

b3ta.com/board/7722251

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Pope Yoda is OLD, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 5:55, archived)

ew yuck.

everyone here knoes i want this people to not have internets.

(

d d, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 5:59, archived)

...

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 6:03, archived)

YARNTACULAR!

WOOLERIFIC! SPECTACUNEEDLES!

etc.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 6:01, archived)

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 6:03, archived)

and i was going to make a joke about bug porn...

...by finding a funny pic using 'pug born' as my search. nothing worthwhile appeared so i refined it to 'pug birth'. here's a hint: do not use google image search for this unless you want to find something that most people will not want to see: I WARNED YOU!

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 6:09, archived)

i hate you

i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 6:11, archived)

hahaha!

i've saved it to use as a source for a future pic, too. probably featuring eels.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 6:16, archived)

i will be conscientiously avoiding the gayshift until then

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 6:26, archived)

don't - i have a ton of other things on the go, so it'll probably take me forever to get to.

sirenomelia sounds more like a greek pastry than a congenital birth defect to me.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 6:28, archived)

what a poor choice of latinization

sirens were supposed to be beautiful maidens who lured sailors to their death with their sweet song

not doomed fetuses with fused legs

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 6:30, archived)

beauty is subjective. i think they're pretty.

in a 'meat-thing' kind of way.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 6:34, archived)

I should invent a greek pastry that includes stillbirths and or mutated babies.

Whole black olives, 1 and a half babies, 3 sheets filo, spinach, feta, and 4 crushed red peppers.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 6:32, archived)

i used to know a palestinian merchant named ray.

he sold tahini, scarves, pita bread - all sorts of stuff. i bought baklava from him and would ask him about the baklava made by other countries - the palestinian stuff was the best, he swore, and claimed the greeks made theirs with pig urine.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 6:36, archived)

It's their[greek] honey.

Very tart.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 6:40, archived)

i prefer to think of it as an atmospheric bumsex pollutant.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 6:43, archived)

Of course *you* would!

[/;-D

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 6:56, archived)

i let my beard grow out before.

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 7:08, archived)

Hahaha!

... Did it work?

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 7:23, archived)

it touched my navel.

it was fun. i am always amused by the way people treat others who don't follow social grooming rules.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 7:28, archived)

...

i want to click...but i'm scared...
last time this happened, i saw tubgirl...

*shudder*

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 6:15, archived)

it's not tubgirl, but it's best that you not click it.

this wikipedia entry explains it, with a less disturbing (though still unpleasant) pic.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 6:16, archived)

Talking of just plain odd shit folks put online, while looking for GIFs to corrupt with CDCs n such

I just stumbled across this:

I'm sure it seemed a good idea to make this for his girlfriend at the time, but what goes on the internet...

That's just the thumbnail btw, there's a larger version where I presume you could recognise him if you knew him, but I'll spare you...

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..wil, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 8:11, archived)

heh. i wish there were a way to search for these.

i've seen a few now, most of them on b3ta, too. i wish he'd used a tripod and cropped in a standard fashion, though.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 8:21, archived)

I guess you could straighten the wobble out if you could be bothered

but I'd rather do this with it:

, it's funnier, LOL!

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..wil, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 8:48, archived)

i still haven't seen 2girls1cup (IN YOUR FACE GRONKPAN) and I will not be clicking on this.

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d d, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 6:18, archived)

heh.

2 girls 1 cup ytmnd.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 6:20, archived)

this came up at a party the other day

i raced to find out, googled it, and THANKFULLY came across someone's blog where they describe it in detail, which was PERFECTLY sufficient for me

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 6:27, archived)

2girls1cup helped me grow into an emotionally rounded human being.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 6:36, archived)

I really liike it. There is something for everyone in it.

Shit, Puke, Ladies. RAWK.

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mugatu, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 6:52, archived)

I really think I've had my fill of internet shock

it either happened when someone posted german scat porn on the links board or penile insertion/mutilation video day on the gay shift.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 7:44, archived)

also: ACTION KNITTING!

heh.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 6:40, archived)

"badass knitting" should be combined with "extreme ironing"

to create "badass extreme ironed knitting"

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 10:02, archived)

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tweaknik, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 3:24, archived)

............

(__, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 3:30, archived)

I never knew that either

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 3:35, archived)

'ning tweak

what are you on tonight?

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 3:41, archived)

what happened to physmo

i still care

(

connor, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 3:47, archived)

it's you!

hello.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 6:29, archived)

That scares me

Geometry is dangerous!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 3:51, archived)

*lurns*

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Ttssattsr, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 3:52, archived)

RON PAUL MCDONALD.

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d d, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 4:23, archived)

Does anyone know how I get Furburger off the naughty step?

I'm using barnesy.org and it won't let me post anything, but it says I have 0 seconds remaining.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 4:29, archived)

Click 'I am very sorry'

(__, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 4:34, archived)

It doesn't work.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 4:47, archived)

Also: I'm not sorry.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 4:48, archived)

what did you do?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 5:00, archived)

I told three people that it would be good netiquette if they died.

apparently this constitutes "trolling the talk board".

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 5:07, archived)

ah well,

talk is a pile of old hoops anyway.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 5:09, archived)

^ this

All the cool people hang out on the main board. That's where the fun and frolics and talent and cake is.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 5:36, archived)

HAHAHA!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 4:59, archived)

Is that wagon

Full of Bel Air?

(Marty McFly's Father You're not getting any peanuts until we get home!, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 5:28, archived)

i think you have to mail fraser a pint of semen.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 6:11, archived)

heehee!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 4:52, archived)

ATTAKED BY SMILLIES! O NO!

18!

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 6:05, archived)

Surely this has bindun?

Soon to be printed on actual paper.

(Subway Riding the rails underground, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 2:45, archived)

...

What is the boggly-eyed man holding?

(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 2:48, archived)

A hamburger

Only the burger is slipping out.

(__, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 2:55, archived)

It's a dinglygoogus

nothing afears American men more than dinglygoogi.
Frankly you wouldn't like to know what it does, just rest assured that if we ever nuke Iran it was for a very good reason.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 2:56, archived)

Boggly-eye medicine

He is yet to use it

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 2:57, archived)

I like your answer best

You get an easy wordsearch as a prize.

zzzz
zzbz
zzuz
zznz

Have fun finding the hidden words!

(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 3:05, archived)

NUBZ!

(__, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 3:05, archived)

a slide-rule

or he is using chopsticks?

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 3:07, archived)

And another...

Mr. Ons:

Click for biggage.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 2:35, archived)

Woo again!

My eye is twitching.
I shall sleep now.
Good night!

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Cae1, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 2:36, archived)

G'night =P

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 2:40, archived)

Feel free to draw me if you like,

but I want the product of your imagination,
not a sketch from a picture;)

*races out to buy larger, shatter resistant monitor*

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 2:37, archived)

I'm a bit shite at those

I could do a caricature I suppose =D

As long as I get a source picture to work from, that way I'm not just guessing what you look like =D

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 2:40, archived)

Fine then,

*gazzes*

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 3:22, archived)

You just sent him a picture of your cock, didn't you?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 6:01, archived)

me?

^_^

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 3:39, archived)

For sketching?

Gaz me a pikkychar and I'll give it a go =]

Should be done by tomorrow, currently elbows deep in my first entirely creative drawing in years =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 3:48, archived)

he has pouty boylips.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 6:15, archived)

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