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I gather this sort of thing is popular in some circles these days....

cfb

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mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:18, archived)

Haha, grand!

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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:29, archived)

DAMNFUCKIT.

I hate not having fucking Portal.

FUCK.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:33, archived)

if at first you don't succeed, you FAIL.

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Mr. Johnson, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:36, archived)

*slunks back to CS:S*

*weeps quietly*

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Ttssattsr, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:40, archived)

You're not a good person you know....

...good people don't end up here.

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mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:46, archived)

I feel all wrong inside.

: (

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Ttssattsr, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:07, archived)

AAARGH!

(incredible wrongun, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:05, archived)

AAARGH!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:06, archived)

BFF = Best Fiend Forever!

narf

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:06, archived)

Big Furry Fanny

edit: FUCK ME! I'M RICH!!!

"Congratulation,Your email has won the MICROSOFT WORD LOTTERY END OF YEAR PROMO, You have been approved for a lump sum pay out of 5,500,000.00 GBP.
To claim your winning prize,
Contact Claims Agent, Contact email is:
Mr. Garry Wool
E-mail: [email protected]
PLEASE FILL:
NAMES:
Nationality:
Sincerely."

DRINKS ARE ON ME!!!!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:10, archived)

*rescues drink from Dixon's head*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:17, archived)

Blimey

That's a new one to me

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:19, archived)

Garry Wool?

I wouldn't trust him with a name like that

Or this guy: www.hunton.com/bios/bio.aspx?id=16727

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:19, archived)

hahah how unfortunate

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:21, archived)

Ha ha ha, fuck!

Awesome (swindle).

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:24, archived)

not an attorney!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:31, archived)

Needs more Lagos.

MOJITO, PLEASE!

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:23, archived)

It would be greedy to accept such an enormous sum.

You should reply using the return address of one of those nice nigerian gentlemen who are always having financial difficulties.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:24, archived)

The thing is,

I bet if they put the sum to 100 quid, they'd get more people answering

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:27, archived)

What so incredible about winning 5.5 billion pounds?

they do that every week

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:30, archived)

Exactly what I thought

It's too much money to be genuine, it needs a more realistic amount to appeal to peoples sense of greed while overcoming the common sense aspect 'just can't be true'

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:30, archived)

Blimey

it's a hotmail address, so it's genuine!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:27, archived)

la chupacabra la chupacabra

ya no puede caminar

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gravytrain, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:10, archived)

Porque no tiene, porque le falta

Marijuana por fumar.

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:17, archived)

si, no hay platanos

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:18, archived)

No plátanos hoy!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:20, archived)

he buscado platanos en la cama

pero no habían

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:22, archived)

*turns Dracula into normal person*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:11, archived)

Satan thinks you'd make a great human being!

Join him in the fight against the other human beings now.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:16, archived)

Just seen on the BT WebShight

Noon all

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:59, archived)

hmmm

are you pondering what Im pondering?

!

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Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:03, archived)

If it's about barbed wire, licorice, big boobies and vaseline

then yes

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:04, archived)

you worry me

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Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:04, archived)

Spot on, I was eh?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:06, archived)

Will you marry me?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:09, archived)

I Just seen your profile pics...

* runs for cover and breaks off engagement *

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:28, archived)

Yes.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:29, archived)

narf!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:04, archived)

What are we doing tonight?

Same thing we do every night, Pinky! Try to take over the ~~world~~ INTERNET!!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:04, archived)

we are b3ta!

we allready OWN the internet!

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Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:05, archived)

What was I THINKING??

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:06, archived)

I would have done Biker Mice from Mars

But I love them to.

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spaceage, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:56, archived)

[Haha, excellent....

...permit me this P:

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:33, archived)

is a pun with a hyphen still a pun?

(Rhysickle Proudly going without a signature until... now, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:58, archived)

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:59, archived)

Seams fine to me!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:00, archived)

I dunno but John's mates look like a bunch of cocks

/Are they mock(a)ing him?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:01, archived)

We shall have to bring this matter before the Court of Puns

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:02, archived)

Judge Hat presiding . . .

C];0)

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:02, archived)

Your honour, I present you with exhibit A

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:05, archived)

OBJECTION!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:17, archived)

Hahahaaaaaa! Why was he latte?

did he miss the espresso train?

WHERE'S HE BEAN!?
Arf! unt Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:02, archived)

"Uncle!"

...he cried

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:03, archived)

you're making a mocha-ry of the whole thing

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:03, archived)

pfft

*bows before the queen of the pun*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:05, archived)

miiiind piiiiiis

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:05, archived)

MIND PIES!

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:21, archived)

*Smooshes *

Hi you! How are you doing, sparkles?

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:05, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7754491

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:08, archived)

I'll just keet it to whispers, then

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:10, archived)

Hahahaaaaaa!

I'll see you in my chambers!
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:07, archived)

oh what grounds?

heheh

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:13, archived)

what a grind

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:04, archived)

2 extra puns

and a correction of the spellings!

You deserve that hat, fine sir!

(Rhysickle Proudly going without a signature until... now, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:16, archived)

I hope you can hear

my mountin' groan

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:11, archived)

punpunpunpunpunpunPUNpunpunpunpunpunpun!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:42, archived)

they're on Michael J Fox's Christmas list

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:43, archived)

Also a scarf, in case it gets parky...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:45, archived)

* glomps! *

Hello, lovely!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:49, archived)

'Allo hon!

*smooshes*

How's life on the other side of the pond today?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:50, archived)

Not half bad, considering

Got another full-speed-ahead weekend coming up. I'm already planning to have no sanity left by the end of it.

How's your lovely self this fine day?

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:52, archived)

If he concentrates on the rhythm, they can make his shoulders seem perfectly still

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:47, archived)

epauling!

only joking, top punning as per.

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:46, archived)

hee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:49, archived)

I have been there and can verify this as 100% truth.

I did not go back.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:52, archived)

I live near there

and this keeps me awake every night

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:57, archived)

Yes, I can see it on the horizon at night, flashing... it must be very distrubing...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:59, archived)

oh my,

alpha beta gamma delta eppysilon!

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:52, archived)

Yay for epipepsi

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The Tig and me, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:47, archived)

*chases*

*bites own tongue*
hee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:49, archived)

Ha haa!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:13, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:54, archived)

You! Here!?

Huzzah!

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:56, archived)

*rubs eyes*

*blinks*

Cor!

STOP THE FP!
arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:57, archived)

Mwahahaha he fell for the trap!

We knew he could not resist the temptation of a robot themed compo!

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:59, archived)

I almost posted an animation this morning, but ran out of time

maybe this evening when no one is looking :)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:59, archived)

Oi done one!

Get clicking click bitch!
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:03, archived)

OH MY WORD! THAT'S FRICKIN AWESOME!

Clicks mightily

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:06, archived)

It took eleventy hours
Hehehe! I shoulda mde them more robotic

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:08, archived)

arg

'ning b3ta I feel like ropey shit in a bucket of piss

how do you feel today?

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:57, archived)

It would appear to be hangover Friday!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:58, archived)

^this

a gallon of Copper Dragon Best Bitter and a couple of large Woods.

*hurts*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:02, archived)

^this^

x10...

The beer monkey visited me in the night

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:19, archived)

I do love this challenge.

(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:40, archived)

Yay! That's ace

does he have a little toilet in his body?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:46, archived)

He's supposed to have a celebrity inside,

Who can attract a lot of attention this way :)

(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:48, archived)

Celebrity deathbots are the bestest

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:50, archived)

Who doesn't?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:57, archived)

Your sig made me larf

'lo Dixon!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:01, archived)

Goededag!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:03, archived)

Felicity Kendall

She has the full en-suite

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:02, archived)

Lovely stuff :)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:57, archived)

This is far too great not to be commented on.

Comment to run thusly: this is fucking ace.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:47, archived)

Cyril the Karoke King

The pic I started yesterday, now in colour! CFB.

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spacehog, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:37, archived)

fuckin ace style man, unlike much i've seen before.

nice one!

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Just Flange, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:37, archived)

yaaay

smashing
cyril!

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:38, archived)

WHEN THAT SIGN IS ON, PARTYING IS COMPULSORY

nice style!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:38, archived)

haha ^this^

*parties*

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Just Flange, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:39, archived)

haha

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gravytrain, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:40, archived)

Nice work - I like it.

And I shall therefore be clicking 'I like this'.

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:40, archived)

Wow nice work :)

love the style

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Xkimo was at work on, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:40, archived)

Animate that PARTY light!

Woo to you!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:54, archived)

ah - nice idea!

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spacehog, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:57, archived)

P - A - R - T - Y
PARTY
PARTY
PARTY

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:58, archived)

quick effort :)

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spacehog, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:04, archived)

Another click from me then

woo!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:08, archived)

Much Woo!!

Sir Hog of Space

(KiDaPoT pads it out with socks on, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:06, archived)

ha! Thanks, KiD!

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spacehog, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 14:29, archived)

Part of Wagners Ring cycle

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:36, archived)

Noooooo!

I'll never be able to fap to Mrs Hart again.

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somegreybloke, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:37, archived)

hahahahaaaaaaa

for a moment I thought that was Anita Dobson

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:37, archived)

the resemblance is stratling...

but that's an even worse image!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:41, archived)

Would.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:40, archived)

Ha ha ha ha!

This makes me want to see the Cormorant King now....

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:41, archived)

^thus!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:42, archived)

your wish...

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:43, archived)

YES YES YES YES

*utilises clickability*

*hard*

Still my favourtie things on the whole interwebs.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:45, archived)

wtf???!!!!

hahahahahaha!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:57, archived)

Scarey!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:44, archived)

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:44, archived)

Hahaha

these are something special...I love it

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:48, archived)

*is giddy with glee*

*falls off chair*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:48, archived)

did you know

that there is a secret, long lost missing panel to Tony Hart Cormorant King?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:49, archived)

O_o

Lead on McDuff....

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:51, archived)

I never made it and now I have no tattyshop

but there was a line from the original conversation that I had intended to include and never did

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:56, archived)

*purchases Photoshop*

*sends to Wasp Box*

I shall wait with baited breath...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:01, archived)

I might do it at home tonigh

just for you!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:09, archived)

*dances around office singing merrily*

*is fired*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:17, archived)

do your worst

can you lot shop this for me and make it funny, im too busy to do so.
ta

i thought them doing 'robotics' was quite apt

(djfmc, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:22, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7754319

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:23, archived)

I keep spoonering

and you are harrybedwound. Like some hideous wanking injury.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:31, archived)

I know

I was going to change it on my profile for last week but I kept reading it as hairy axe wound, which disturbed me a bit so changed it back.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:33, archived)

heheh

I think you made the right decision

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:59, archived)

*stands back and puts fingers in ears*

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:23, archived)

*watches ear-fingering*

*fwaps*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:26, archived)

try this website

http://www.whatareweyourphotoshopapictureofrobotsbitches.com

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:24, archived)

i love that site

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spacehog, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:28, archived)

I love that site...

It makes me moist

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:28, archived)

pissage!

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spacehog, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:30, archived)

Fucksocks..

You posted yours at 12:28 and I posted mine at 12:28 - You win!

* Must try harder *

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:32, archived)

First of all

We need a picture of you and a picture of a cunt.

Oh, wait, you already are a huge cunt.

Fuck off.

(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:24, archived)

Because I am so nice...

...how's this?

(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:39, archived)

I am so glad I can now click 'I like this!' to anything

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:06, archived)

WHOOPS-a-daisy!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:24, archived)

Well, I'm too busty too

so do it yourself

www.whatareweyourphotoshoppingbitches.com

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:25, archived)

*measures*

38GG??

blimey!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:27, archived)

You love it

you slaaaag ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:28, archived)

Bugger!

* I must have been holding my tape measure around the wrong way again *

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:30, archived)

haha i must say i hadn't noticed the extras you've been packing.

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Just Flange, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:34, archived)

nice one cuntchops, you've just gone and pissed on my parade.

i fucking hate you and i want you dead now. you cunt.

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Just Flange, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:25, archived)

You fence-sitters piss me off with your whiney non-opinions.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:27, archived)

i know.

i really should be more assertive. i just don't know how to express myself in an adult manner yet.

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Just Flange, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:33, archived)

Hahaha

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:28, archived)

Hello Mr Butcher

I'd like half a pound of cunt chops please...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:36, archived)

Which way to the bunker

Ive got some jaffa cakes we might be there a while

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The Tig and me, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:25, archived)

My back hurts.

I hurt it a couple of years ago during an exercise, and it was bad for ages. Then a couple of months ago it was just fine.
Now it's started to hurt again. As you can imagine, this makes me sad.

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:26, archived)

be careful some French kid doesn't burn your neck

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:28, archived)

i have trouble with my left shoulder

it tends to hurt after a long run, and clicks when i swing my arm around. I'm hoping to solve this problem one day.

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spacehog, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:30, archived)

you could try doing a number of shorter runs

rather than one long one.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:35, archived)

get naked japanese women to walk up and down on it

it is essential they are naked

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:36, archived)

Can it be a woman,

or do you recommend a man one?

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:37, archived)

sumo

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:37, archived)

Oh Dear

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Hownumbsyabutt numbing things down, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:26, archived)

Hahaha

Marvellous pic.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:27, archived)

Yay!

Cuteness!

(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:28, archived)

hahahaha!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:35, archived)

i suppose it should be www.whatareweyourpostapictureofgeorgegallowayandpeteburnsoncelebritybigbrotherinleotardsandgetustomakeithumourousforthebenefitofyourselfandpossiblyyourcareerbitches.com

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:27, archived)

hah!

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:35, archived)

B: Integer out of range

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:36, archived)

I could never quite remember that url

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:41, archived)

(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:27, archived)

look, totally unshopped

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:28, archived)

Lick my hairy ring

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:29, archived)

\o/

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:01, archived)

Oh dear oh dear

this isn't going to make you any new friends :(

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Xkimo was at work on, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:30, archived)

no requests here please

at least, not in a new thread.

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:31, archived)

Nah.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:32, archived)

I'm not busy at all

Is this what you had in mind?

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somegreybloke, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:34, archived)

Those are some pretty 1337 skillz

:D

how cool it that eh?
pret-ty cool

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:37, archived)

what an Übertwat

he cannot even decide whether it's galvanize or galvanise

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:46, archived)

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:37, archived)

*bums embassy*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:43, archived)

~~embassy~~
DJ FMC

(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:45, archived)

*loves the smell of roasting embassy on a nice Friday*

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:47, archived)

man

credibility

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:53, archived)

dear

(Professor Yaffle now with added sodium, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:03, archived)

livingroom lol

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:08, archived)

oh goddess!!!!!

thanks, now the night terrors are back, why oh why post such horrible visages that humankind was not meant to see?!

*cringes in corner, hiding behind the couch with my blankie and shotgun*

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kitty minion Babies ate my dingo!, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:15, archived)

My dad was a robot

probably...

(LazyBastard, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:19, archived)

and then he had SEXY ROBOT SEX with your mum

arf!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:26, archived)

I like this

and it deserves more comments, unlike the post above.

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:41, archived)

This is perfectly true

however, b3ta has stopped working like that quite some time ago :(

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:50, archived)

It is a rather nice picture, yes.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:39, archived)

ah well

i probably should have asked if anyone had the time to shop it...

(LazyBastard, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 13:41, archived)

Afternoon all...

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:09, archived)

Cor!

That am all of teh woo!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:10, archived)

heheh

and they said it'd never work

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:10, archived)

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:12, archived)

aceness m' man!

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Just Flange, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:10, archived)

I'll take the Mk1

looks sportier :)

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Weetobix, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:15, archived)

not too good in the snow though...

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:16, archived)

Turns out the Mk3 wasn't much good in the snow either

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Weetobix, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:25, archived)

MK1 needs more blue downlights

But woo! :)

(Grucacious McNasty is snoozing gently on, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:20, archived)

^this^

but quality rear spoiler though...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:22, archived)

MAke sure that the MK3 is micro chipped

then if its lost they can bring it home

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The Tig and me, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:24, archived)

egg cellent!

*cleeck*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:27, archived)

Cool!

What would Mark IV look like?

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Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:34, archived)

most sooper!

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:35, archived)

Big!

Previously

Click here and save the world!*
*No refunds available after you have opened the packaging.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:05, archived)

aww

lovely

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Milkman Dan, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:05, archived)

*dies from the cuteness*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:06, archived)

*resuscitates*

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:16, archived)

Aaahhh...

that is all teh fluff!

Woo

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:06, archived)

Not understanding?

* clicks "Previously" link *

Ah yea - What they said ^

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:08, archived)

awww

and I forgot to give you an extra woo for your Hallowe'en anim t'other day

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:09, archived)

Cheers :)

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:12, archived)

The angel started it.

Shouldn't give it out if it can't take it.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:12, archived)

In fairness,

s/he was only observing the evidence.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:13, archived)

and mocked the devil for it with her laughter.

I think she owes the devil one cayke.

I have spoken.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:15, archived)

I could have sworn you'd typed

unless you say out loud what you're typing, which would get really annoying if you were working in an office.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:19, archived)

What?

You mean you don't?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:25, archived)

lovely

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:13, archived)

Are they exploding kleenex?

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:13, archived)

No,

they are non-trademark infringing Kleeney tissues, but the resolution is a lot lower than I work in so no-one will ever be able to read that.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:18, archived)

Okay...

but do they explode?

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:20, archived)

Tests have shown that they only very rarely explode

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:22, archived)

utterly lully stuff, mata!

a click for you, plus a gold star

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:29, archived)

Yay!

The world needs more gold stars.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:30, archived)

awwww!

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:33, archived)

Don't know if this has already been posted, but...

new.edp24.co.uk/content/Video/07/10/RecyclerRobot.aspx

Is it just me, or is this absolutely amazing? You really couldn't make a better parody, from the perfect-fit-stereotype overenthusiastic guy at the start to the nonplussed looks on the children's faces.

(FuntingCoggles, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:04, archived)

uh oh

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:05, archived)

Sorry, Additional Plugins Required.

I'm sure it's ace though.

edit: If you post it on /links people can vote on it and find it later if they like it. And stuff.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:07, archived)

It's not

Utter shit-bag wankery

(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:24, archived)

LINKS???

ON /BOARD?

You best get in a bunker mate...

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:07, archived)

Oh noes!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:08, archived)

Ooops

Erk, sorry, haven't posted for a while. Will stick it on the links board. It's really worth watching thogh.

(FuntingCoggles, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:12, archived)

the fear in those childrens eyes was beautiful.

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:11, archived)

George Cocks?

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:15, archived)

I bet he does...

Pfft

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:18, archived)

...i'm not proud

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:56, archived)

Nana Visitor

woo

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:58, archived)

Nana Mouskouri

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:23, archived)

Nana Heyheygoodbye

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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:32, archived)

"I'll be back...just popping out to get me pension"

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:58, archived)

nanageddon!

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:59, archived)

Worst Episode Ever

*sigh*

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JebediahSpringfield, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:56, archived)

Have just found this tabloid stock photograph...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:41, archived)

Hehehehe!

'ning Sah!
clicky Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:41, archived)

haha!~

The stupid fucking bitch of the west

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:42, archived)

broom thing should be leg

'ning Archie!

Where is everyone today? All my little b3ta friends?

*lonelys*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:43, archived)

oh, now THAT's an idea...

(gets re-shopping)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:43, archived)

I was reading her website this morning

the bit about her cruel father forcing her to work on his mad dream of an animated version of Wagner's Ring Cycle for some reason made me piss.

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:47, archived)

Nice...

Thanks for sharing that?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:49, archived)

no probs

www.heathermillsmccartney.com/factfiction.php

in case you suffer from a 'shy bladder'

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:51, archived)

Thanks * I think *

I had to stop at "We were frequently forced to stay awake well into the night, cutting up slides, preparing his..." Nuff Now!

*scrolled down a bit *

Read "Heather jumped on the bandwagon..."

* laughed and turned off interwebnet *

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:01, archived)

pfff

it truly is a laff riot

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:02, archived)

* turns interwebnet back on *

You know when you don't want to look but have to? Well I had to...

There is some really ~~shit~~ shocking stuff on there but one image ~~made me laugh more~~ was more interesting than others, the photo of Larry King holding up her leg on this page www.heathermillsmccartney.com/professional.php

Now that deserves some Paint-Shop?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:16, archived)

Ha.

A childhood of compulsory Wagner would be enough to give anybody a persecution complex, to be fair.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:51, archived)

True

but as 'child abuse' goes it is pretty .... surreal, middle class and rape-free

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:52, archived)

Kids LOVE Wagner

cos it's LOUD!!!!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:56, archived)

he was great in Hart to Hart

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:00, archived)

pfft...

He was gorg-e-us!"

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:02, archived)

hehe

goy-juss!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:02, archived)

thats some damn fine phonetic spelling there

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:10, archived)

*smergs enjuberously*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:59, archived)

*merms contentedly*

*snuggles*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:00, archived)

Haha!

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:43, archived)

loved the sun article about her the other day

they quoted her using the words "she bleated"

quality

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gravytrain, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:46, archived)

Apparebntly

her PR person told her to get stuffed cos she'd wrecked all his contacts by slagging off the press.

Hahahah!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:00, archived)

haha

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Milkman Dan, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:05, archived)

*uploads to youtube*

LEAVE HEATHER ALONE!

*cries*

*mascara runs*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:18, archived)

hahah, now that WOULD be a great parody

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:19, archived)

No robots where used in the making of this

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Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:36, archived)

Hahaha

Instaclick.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:37, archived)

Ver' well done!

Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:38, archived)

nice!

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:39, archived)

Oh god

Pffft.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:40, archived)

Is it last month again?

Elvis compo?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:42, archived)

*peas for last time*

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XLVII .uk, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:43, archived)

Well this could be the last time

This could be the last time
Maybe the last time
I dont know. oh no.
Oh no!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:05, archived)

better than my elvish

and no magenta ears!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:44, archived)

Kids TV getting edgier.

Probably looked better in my head, at about 2AM this morning in the bar where I thought this was hilarious. Back to my hangover...

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:29, archived)

Arf!

Brilliant

/relurk

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Aenesis, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:30, archived)

Hahahaha!

G'ning Doctor!

Where's Nurse When with the Alka Seltzer?
eh?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:30, archived)

In a different postcode area.

Which is probably for the best given last night.

I have my supply of Ibuprofen, and I've prescribed myself a spceical kebab & chips hangover cure for later. To be taken with chili sauce.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:33, archived)

FISH! Huzzah!

if anyone has a taste for fish

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Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:30, archived)

Hahaha!

Excellent

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:31, archived)

Has everyone got a hangover today?

That helped mine a lot!

*click*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:32, archived)

Thursday

is the new Friday.

Therefore, I guess, Friday is the new hangover.

Monday's are still shit, though.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:34, archived)

*raises hand tentatively*

bleurgh

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:34, archived)

*wipes*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:35, archived)

I don't!

I was drivding last night!
so only had a stella and two old speckled hens four hours prior to drivding

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:35, archived)

*calculates*

hmmmm

;)

I love teh Hens

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:37, archived)

yeah!

They weren't pints of hens they were slim bottle (prolly 33cl) and it was four hours before I drived
I Yam a careful!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:38, archived)

oooh little Hens. I like them big bottles mmmmm.

We are getting Hobgoblin on draught in the Red Lion this week.

I am excited!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:41, archived)

I had a coupla pints of Hobgoblin draught

afore and aft Mrs Trellis' play the other week! I think it's the first time on draught! Mighty tasty!
Mmmm!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:42, archived)

I had a pint the other week

in a very nice little pub called The Strines, but it was a bit meh, but I expect the Lion will serve it in tip top condition.

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:46, archived)

I had a bad bottle of Blandford Fly

on Wednesday! I had to chuck half of it! C]}:0(
Bah!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:47, archived)

A beer is a terrible thing to waste.

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:50, archived)

I KNOW!

Talk about Halloween nightmare . . . *shudders*
hehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:51, archived)

I had a terrible hangover yesterday

and went to bed at 10 last night, so I am FULL OF BEANS

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:53, archived)

they're coming down the stairs!

oh, those poor teddy bears!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:33, archived)

I thought piranhas were fresh-water fish

a bit like trout.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:36, archived)

Since when...

...has childrens entertainment been authentic, eh?

"...in their magical under-mangrove world" doesn't scan.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:39, archived)

Trout are freshwater fish and have underwater weapons

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:39, archived)

They also very valuable

and immensely powerful.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:02, archived)

brilliant*

*this is not a fish pun

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:56, archived)

HAHA!

genuine lol spilt coffee too!!
Brilliant!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:13, archived)

Ning, peeps.

What kind of Friday naughtiness should I draw?

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:15, archived)

A massive penis,

spurting gallons of manjuice.

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:16, archived)

that's not really

his style . . .

BTW the Happy Friday song took more than 5 hours . . .
as well you know!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:18, archived)

Wow

We appreciate the effort. It makes me feel happy!

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Weetobix, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:23, archived)

I'm glad someone

does! \\o/
happy happy joy joy!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:24, archived)

Perhaps he could try it, just this once.

I think it's a sight we should all see at least once in our lives.

Well done on the five hour extravaganza. That surely is a lot of effort. I hope you're still getting your eight hours sleep though.

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:31, archived)

nah

my desk isn't comfy enough C]:0D
hehehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:36, archived)

Good God..!

* I wish my meeting would start so I can leave this forbidden place *

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:19, archived)

there's an idea

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:57, archived)

Fear teh spunkasaurus!

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:39, archived)

Jetski pyramid

Beach pyramid

SEXAY pyramid

Moped display team pyramid

Sequential art twister (Yeah! Scarlet would be confusled!)

Here! Have this hearty 'ning!
you cocking star!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:16, archived)

Ning, Sah.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:17, archived)

Ning - JJ

Draw the reason why scarlet isn't aloud to use the blender

or a boobs comparison from the curios.girls

(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:17, archived)

A monstrous robotic Lenard destroying Tokyo!

(pretty please!)

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Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:17, archived)

possibly battling a gigantic Pip

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Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:21, archived)

you know it makes sense

(

Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:21, archived)

Distract it with a giant pop tart!

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Weetobix, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:22, archived)

*thinks about giant pop tart*

*gets distracted*

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Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:29, archived)

nicely done.

*quick swooping (souped up) pearoast for compo*

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:17, archived)

Hahahahahahaha!

Ace!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:18, archived)

yay!

I have missed these

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:18, archived)

YAy! More of this sort of thing!

Quick as you can, chop-chop!

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Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:19, archived)

Fucking yes.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:20, archived)

hey baby,

wanna destroy all humans?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:21, archived)

Hahaha

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:23, archived)

Well I'd banger...

how about a young lady, riding a big firework rocket?

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Weetobix, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:18, archived)

Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:19, archived)

the girls that JJ draws are often seen riding something

sausage, bomb, broom, ..

(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:19, archived)

That's true

maybe dress her up as a sexy guy fawkes for that extra twist

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Weetobix, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:21, archived)

I didn't say the riding was a bad thing :)

They don't necceserily need to dress up like a guy.
A nurse is also good.

(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:26, archived)

naked mud wrestling

i'm sure many would be pleased with that, not to mention the after effects as scarlet tries to get the mud out of her furry bits...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:20, archived)

bindun!

here!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:28, archived)

Wow...

This has made my special powers of table levitation return.

* down boy *

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:31, archived)

Thought you might post that.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:32, archived)

I want to appear in a sexy situation JJ comic!

*sulks*

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Weetobix, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:35, archived)

You appear as Art's eyebrows in every sequential art!

So stop bitchin'!

*scarpers from JJ's wrath*
Hahahaha!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:39, archived)

Needs more sexy situations

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Weetobix, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:42, archived)

Who's that in the background . . .

I can't quite make . . . him . . . C]:0D
Hahahaaa!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:37, archived)

ah, so it has!

i must have missed that one, being as easily distracted by shiny objects as scarlet is.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:32, archived)

ahhh... the possibilities.

yet the only thing i can think of is Sally.
how about a sexy scarlet? or how about Nurse Sally teaming up with Scarlet?

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Mr. Johnson, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:22, archived)

Nurse Sally and Scarlet

playing tag

(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:33, archived)

Christopher Walken riding a grizzly bear through wartorn Vietnam

Also: ning!

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:22, archived)

Nullianacs!

[reading Imajica again!]

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:23, archived)

a kite

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:23, archived)

BAN THIS SICK FILTH

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:28, archived)

Bloody kiteophiles! Send them back to Russia!

/dailymail

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Weetobix, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:31, archived)

A furry mammal in a skimpy bikini?

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:26, archived)

I had a smashing holiday, SSS.

I was sad to leave. But then I came back, came to work and handed in my notice. That cheered me up. :)

How's your crazy, topsy-turvy world?

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:33, archived)

Hurray!

The life of a freelance trundler awaits :)

My world has been pretty awesome of late, working as a photographers assistant and organising advertising campaigns and the like. I almost feel like an actual proper grown-up!

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:39, archived)

Crikey!

What larks. How do you assist? Do you work as a tripod?

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:41, archived)

no, I only have two legs :(

I sort out peoples hair and shine reflectors in their face and tell them how to pose, and make rubbish jokes to make them laugh.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:48, archived)

Hoorays! It sounds like you do the hard part. You should demand a payrise and a company scooter.

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:52, archived)

I dont get paid at all, I do it for the love.

(It's my brothers studio and hes not big enough to afford to pay me yet. But by jove he will)

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:53, archived)

frumpy fresians frolicking in fields

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:29, archived)

Phwoar!

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:31, archived)

^ this ^

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:40, archived)

^^ that ^^

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:40, archived)

Leonard, Scarlet and Kat

In a threesome!

(TeabagSalad Never teabag a troll, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:33, archived)

thanks.

my brain has now shut down ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:35, archived)

something in a kilt!

perhaps something lupine.. or feral..

(whatsinaname, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:33, archived)

Giant stone Olmec heads, with tits.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:39, archived)

here

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:41, archived)

how many tits?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:00, archived)

Two at the front

and four underneath for locomotion.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:07, archived)

Peter Sutcliffe

carefully and systematically hammering all six tits off a whore-whelk or somesuch

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:55, archived)

i will pay good pre-war currency

for an image such as this!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:37, archived)

HAPPY FRIDAY SONG!

Sing-a-long
Previously
Have a Braw! weekend EVERYBODY!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:04, archived)

Beautiful

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:07, archived)

Much Wooness...

Clicks

* Is Wooness a word? *

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:07, archived)

I love this song

and every other song they did!

Chhers!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:08, archived)

Triangle man hates person man.

They have a fight, triangle wins.

Triangle man.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:12, archived)

....

www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqdGRFkHgaI

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:13, archived)

haha!~

happy Friday!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:09, archived)

Heh, 'soul'!

They Might Be Giants in animation format equals hangover reduction. I thank you muchly!

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:09, archived)

Pubic service broadcasting

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:10, archived)

ah, a cheery friday song

just what i needed!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:11, archived)

Terry Pratchetts favourite band

send it to him and he will reward you with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

or a restraining order

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:11, archived)

Hahahaha

"Terms and conditions apply"

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:12, archived)

more lesbians?

how many do you get through on a day to day business?

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Weetobix, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:23, archived)

Depends

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:37, archived)

is it?

i'd have thought he'd be into floyd or something

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:17, archived)

it is according to an interview I read in "Obsessive Fantasy & RPG Weirdo Monthly"

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:22, archived)

you subscribe to OFRWM?

i thought i was the only one!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:25, archived)

err...it was in a waiting room....

yup...a waiting room

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:29, archived)

sure it was

right next to Modern Druid Monthly

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:37, archived)

Ahh you get that too?

Did you see the review on the new pi sided dice?
Awesome!

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Weetobix, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:25, archived)

Yes, next to the interview of the guy who has become a Level 12 Mage

and is also the worlds oldest virgin.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:30, archived)

Ahh yeah, I remember him

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/6669641.stm

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Weetobix, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:34, archived)

Look, I was stressed at the time, I wasnt in a "good place"

and I had been up for 3 days playing Dungeons & Dragons and I had overdosed on weak lemon drink and Vicks vapour rub.

Cant an elf get a break?

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:40, archived)

Haha!

a thermos flask of weak lemon drink!

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Weetobix, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:43, archived)

talk to the elf

cos the ork ain't listening

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:43, archived)

I love these ^_^

please never stop...makes fridays fab

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Xkimo was at work on, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:13, archived)

funny you should say that . . .

I was wondering whether this should be the last . . .
they take cocking aaaaaages to do . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:15, archived)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Vader agrees with me on this one.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:17, archived)

Right

so that's one vote for carrying on . . .
$C]:0\\$
Whoo00OOOO00ooo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:23, archived)

i count three, including Vader

and mine makes 4

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:26, archived)

make that two

*votes*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:26, archived)

Noooo

Don't ever stop*

*well not unless you're bored with em that is ^_^

But fridays just won't be the same without a song

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Xkimo was at work on, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:27, archived)

thankyous! I shall continue
Wheeeeeee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:29, archived)

Hahahahaha ace

I've another one for your list: Rock Around The Clock :D

although if you're getting fed up of doing them, i could do it meself...

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:15, archived)

*sings along*

this is good for my existential angst!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:17, archived)

This is a wonderful thing :D

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:24, archived)

spiffing!

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:24, archived)

I didn't know this one

So I looked it up/clicked, and now I can fully appreciate the aceness of your animation

LONG LIVE HAPPY FRIDAY SONG!

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thankyou

and thankyou all!
Yippee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:31, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:33, archived)

YAY FOR FRIDAY SONG!!

This ia awesome!!

*clicks*
*sings*

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XLVII .uk, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:37, archived)

prolly bindun...

Blog & Archive

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beaubodor blogless, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:02, archived)

Hahahahaha!

Ace!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:04, archived)

oof

that's rather bloody excellent

but then again, It is you...

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:04, archived)

Ahahaha! Fucking hell!

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:05, archived)

Hahahaha.

Did any one see this?
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/in_depth/629/629/7073125.stm

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King_Eric has been ok since, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:14, archived)

Fucking hell

what a mess

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:21, archived)

0933: Piss.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:23, archived)

pissup / brewery

not gonna happen using that team. wottacockup.
(woo to the beeb for a nice walkthrough though)

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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:37, archived)

Hahahahahaha!

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:16, archived)

Hello!

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:19, archived)

Poot poot, little wheelybird!

Did you have a nice holiday?

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:22, archived)

Hahaha!

Christ

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:24, archived)

super

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:25, archived)

A pearoast

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ratman, Mon 5 Nov 2007, 20:40, archived)

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