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# Gourd.


[EDIT: I got the idea from here.]
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 21:23, archived)
# hooray,
at your gourd and the fact that the board appears to be working again.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 21:24, archived)
# Infinitely this^
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 21:25, archived)
# Mostly the former though,
eh?
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 21:25, archived)
# Actually not really, I was preoccupied and was very impressed by this
It has my clicktastic approval =]
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 21:26, archived)
# and a good game of isketch that was.
nice drawing of a pocket.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 21:26, archived)
# Ha, thankyou sir
I could say the same about any one of your drawings!

Particularly the mane =P
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 21:27, archived)
# Seems a few sites are down
b3ta seems fine now though - must have been an important server
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 21:41, archived)
# Noice
but please try again when b3ta isn't fucked to buggery
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 21:24, archived)
# It's fine now
I have returned.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 21:25, archived)
# Thank fuck for that


;)
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 21:32, archived)
# Fantastic!
May I pry into what you used to make it?
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 21:26, archived)
# You think better of me than you should.
I used a picture of a gourd.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 21:27, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 21:28, archived)
# Gourd Pro IV?
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 21:28, archived)
# I just took a painting of a gourd, chucked a skull under it and transformed it so it was the same shape as the gourd, then cut some sections of the gourd away, put in a ridge in the orange,
forgot to press tab when writing in the subject, burned the fuck out of the skull to try and give it depth and then posted it here to break the server curse.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 21:33, archived)
# Well it's facking ace.
The unborking is also appreciated! :D
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 21:39, archived)
# Dick Cheney!
There's a black hole that is sucking everything into it.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 21:30, archived)
# Oh my gourd! It's beautiful!
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 21:32, archived)
# It says 'add friend' next to your name.
That seems very friendly and a bit web 2.0, so fuck it, I think I'll give it a go and see what comes of it.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 21:34, archived)
# Ooh! I have fans!
I feel all warm inside now ;)
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 21:35, archived)
# my first fan
was you :)
it was my first introduction to this b3ta 'friend' thing
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 21:38, archived)
# You're so cool!
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 21:43, archived)
# new new features!
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 21:44, archived)
# gourdy!
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 21:34, archived)
# It's
a sign that we must gather shoes together in abundance.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 21:48, archived)
# This.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:41, archived)
# TUBGOURD!
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Mental Micky...
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 21:04, archived)
# BAD robot
Go to your room!

With a bit of luck you should receive this message on Wednesday afternoon.

Someone feed that hamster!

Edit: Yay the board is back!


(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 21:20, archived)
# i like this.
especially against the minimalistic backdrop of the current board :)
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 21:23, archived)
# We shall be bombarded with all the stuff people have been wanting to post
during the past hour or two.

I hope.

(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 21:26, archived)
# Good lord was b3ta borked for a while
I must stop going to the pub
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 21:39, archived)
# You're fired =]
Oh and WOO =]
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 21:25, archived)
# I always knew
there was something dodgy about him.

Have a woo :o)

Has the board been borked for a while then? Just turned t'PC on and the front page looks dodgy (MySQL errors everywhere - gotta love "the server has gone away" as an error though).
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 21:31, archived)
# He's a lot of fun
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 21:32, archived)
# Hahahaha
Class
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:10, archived)
# thats class
i tried doing something with this scene as well... but it was shit...
(, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 11:51, archived)
# I was going to do a Mental Mickey...
Glad I didn't now as this is all of the woo :)
(, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 16:02, archived)
# I was inspired on my recent trip to Amsterdam.



(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 20:54, archived)
#
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 21:24, archived)
# MacGyver´s death


He found out to late about being colourblind..
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 19:59, archived)
# Is b3ta being spazzy for anyone else?
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 20:09, archived)
# It's being a bit slow, yeah
Someone poke the hamster
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 20:14, archived)
# A bit?
Fuck me, if it gets any slower it'll meet itself coming back, as the saying goes.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 20:23, archived)
# it did that
last week (after the clocks changed)
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 21:28, archived)
# I think the hamster's dead.
Someone defibrillate!
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 20:30, archived)
# Yep.
Very.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 20:20, archived)
# Yes.
I think someone's broken it
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 20:23, archived)
# I blame cr3
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 20:42, archived)
# He's fixed it
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 21:24, archived)
# YEEESSSS
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 20:34, archived)
# i
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(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 20:34, archived)
# Aye
'tis being slower on the uptake than usual
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 21:34, archived)
# 'kin 'ell
I could prolly post quicker on my old C16+4!!

You should never have said colour blind!

Is anyone else's b3ta white?
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 20:38, archived)
# Yes
it must be the new friends thing...

b3ta, it's not for friends!
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 21:07, archived)
# *adds to friends*
:P
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 22:21, archived)
# its because of YOU !
MACGYVER
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 20:54, archived)
# Not very b3ta I know,

But this took 60 hours goddammit!
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:58, archived)
# Isketch anyone?
b3ta room.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 19:00, archived)
# aye,
but i find no room :(
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 19:17, archived)
# theres no room
:(
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 19:26, archived)
# 60 hours!?
WHY?!
& very woo
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 19:01, archived)
# hmm well yes it was a bit of a waste
calculating coords in 3D for every vertex, deciding the best angle to look from, working out which vertices are visible at that angle, converting from 3D to 2D, opening up mspaint, plotting all visible vertices, joining up the dots with the line tool...colouring in?
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 19:06, archived)
# Not that anyone here is interested,
but the red ones are the 5 platonic solids,
yellow: 4 kepler poisot polyedra
green: 13 archimedian solids
pink: 13 archimedian duals
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 19:08, archived)
# Amazing !
Had no idea . . . I have learned !
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 19:13, archived)
# I was looking at paper versions of these
on a random wander around Uni the other day...what does it all mean?
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 19:38, archived)
# Mmmmmmmm
great stellated dodecahedra...
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 19:03, archived)
# truncated icosohedra, eh?
Nice.

What did you use, and why did it take 60hrs?
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 19:03, archived)
# the truncated icosahedron is the second green one from the right. lol.
www.b3ta.com/board/7763349

edit: most of the time was paper, pen and calculator :p
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 19:09, archived)
# Well I like it.
And that's the only thing that matters.

Now go back and shade some of those polygons for extra funsies. ;)
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 19:04, archived)
# Well I likes it
And I'm writing a post to say *click*
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 19:05, archived)
# buckyball!
*kicks*
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 19:08, archived)
# *volleys into your goal*
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 19:09, archived)
# Looks like fun !
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 19:08, archived)
# Lovely! Now make a comic strip starring them all.
Each with different and conflicting personalities.

You can be the next Roger Hargreaves if you try hard enough.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 19:09, archived)
# OMG MULTIPLE SINGLE COLOURED NANOROBOTS OF DEATH!
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 19:14, archived)
# they look like origami folding patterns
im fairly sure the one on the top right folds into a horse :P
EDIT: also i dunned origamied one of these, what shape is it?
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 19:14, archived)
# nah it's a cdc
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 19:16, archived)
# best of all the origami animals
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 19:19, archived)
# Ooh!
An origami HIV virus - smashin :)
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 21:56, archived)
# You calculated them all by hand?
you're nuts!

Well done though. :)
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 19:57, archived)
# it's easier than you might think
you find yourself coming across the same numbers all the time since they all fall under a handful of different symmetries, which makes things a lot simpler.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:22, archived)
# Slight TJ
Is it just me or is the board taking aaaaages to load?
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 19:58, archived)
# You, sir
are a geometric loon and I like the cut of your jib :o)

Is this all part of your plan for world domination?
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 21:39, archived)
# I shall rule with an iron fist, unwavering charisma,
and an army of mathematical monsters at my service
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:23, archived)
# Pixel town is now at WAR


Coming soon to Pixel Town: Solders, AA guns, blood and gore
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:30, archived)
# :D
oh noes!

poor likkle pixel towns!
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:31, archived)
# yay, I like that!

(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:31, archived)
# *awaits blood and gore*
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:33, archived)
# be careful what you wish for
scrabulous can get violent...
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:59, archived)
# HOORAY FOR GORE
AND HIS MILTARISTIC ENVIRONMENTAL CONSERVATISM.

And yay for Besco =]
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:34, archived)
# THOSE TANKS ARE HUGE!
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:40, archived)
# They can touch anything but themselves
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:41, archived)
# I can touch myself.
lololol
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:52, archived)
# rofl
just rofl
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 19:00, archived)
# They are giants
and they are hungry for pixels
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:41, archived)
# I hear that all the time

(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:48, archived)
# That is awesome
Very woo, etc.
Though the tanks are WW1 style. Nice.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 19:13, archived)
# It's like bradford...
with a heavy military presence.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:42, archived)
# haha
i think you'll find bradford is far more dull
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:54, archived)
# oh alright,
maybe just the terrace
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:55, archived)
# if it had an Imax theatre
it would be greatly preferable to bradford, even with military occupation :)
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 19:00, archived)
# Where is Dr. Strangelove
when you need him ?
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:45, archived)
# He is sat next to me, wanking me off
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:47, archived)
# ...or how i learned to stop worrying and love a handjob
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:48, archived)
# Bravo
sir.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:53, archived)
# Do you know
where that hand has been ?
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:49, archived)
# yes i do
i made him wash it first and his hand
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:51, archived)
# pixel gore?
how am I meant to get an erection with that?


Woo to the pic
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:45, archived)
# I likes pixel art.
If only because I never have the patience to finish a picture in pixelart form.

So this gets a resounding Woo!
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 19:08, archived)
# [Good night people...
...off to see a friend's gig now.



Bee (bzzzt) Back To Lurk Soon.]
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:22, archived)
# Anonymous? ;)


(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:27, archived)
# [well I can certainly say...
..*I've* never met him ;?) ]

..right, must off...]
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:30, archived)
# Michael Jackson?
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:28, archived)
# :D
have fun

and, is it me or is the board squeaking a bit at the moment? everyone is giving it some friend on friend action me thinks
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:28, archived)
# Very slow for me.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:29, archived)
# guess they need to put more coal in
or something
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:30, archived)
# Is this Buckethead
without the bucket ?
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:31, archived)
# Boredwagon?
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:09, archived)
# Blimey!
That's a bit gurrd =]

Edit: Reminds me a teensy bit of the Chimaira logo on Impossibility of Reason
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:11, archived)
# :)

(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:12, archived)
# A W E S O M E !
that is brilliant *hugs new wallpaper*
Woo & Yay!
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:11, archived)
# ta
had a bit of a photoshop phrenzy :D
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:12, archived)
# P H R E N Z I E D !
all right
with a captial Ph for "phuck that's phucking good!"
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:14, archived)
# Very nice.
May I ask what it started off as?
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:12, archived)
# no start, but made from scratch
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:13, archived)
# Even better then :)
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:16, archived)
# Tis rather hypnotic that
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:14, archived)
# eyethankew :)

(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:14, archived)
# *clicks*
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:19, archived)
# *snogs*

(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:22, archived)
# Ooooh, wow!
*gropes inappropriately*
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:32, archived)
# nice - have this as well
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:15, archived)
# *rubs salty juice from eyes*
Edit: 1024*640? now that's widescreen! ;)
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:16, archived)
# my own screen is
1680x1050 (22" widescreen)
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:23, archived)
# =[
Mine's 1280x800, only 13.3" =[
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:28, archived)
# MacBook?

(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:30, archived)
# mine would be 3200x2400
if I could afford 4 decent monitors

:(
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:29, archived)
# I'm just about to order one myself
Time for new default settings in PS ;)
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:29, archived)
# Very Nice
:)
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:16, archived)
# :)

(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:17, archived)
# I need a look at that from every angle . . .
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:16, archived)
# ...yes, master....

(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:18, archived)
# [nicely nice...
...Looks proper rendered like

..like in a shiny magazine, computer games advert; in Edge, for example :?) ]
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:23, archived)
# *kowtows*
it's only photoshop, tons of layer and filter malarkey :)
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:26, archived)
[challenge entry] god knows.....
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:03, archived)
# Does he?
However, this is ace =]
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:09, archived)
# *chuckle*
but who is Stephen Hawkins?
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:09, archived)
# STEPHEN HAWKMEN
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:10, archived)
# daleks!
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:10, archived)
# *inserts vaguely dalek-related pearoast*
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:12, archived)
# hahah
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:27, archived)
# pfft
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 21:43, archived)
# I discovered just yesterday
that Daleks are exclusively built just a mile or so away from where I live. And I've lived here 30 years, dammit.

Nicely done, by the way!
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:14, archived)
# Please dress up as David Tennant and knock on the door and demand to see the Emperor
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:16, archived)
# ^this!
And we want photographic evidence :o)
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 21:45, archived)
# That is very much fantastic
"cybermen are on twice our wage you know" - pffft!
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:15, archived)
#
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:40, archived)
#
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:45, archived)
# I also am bored


Click for bigger (191KB)

i may do one more, or i may not.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:57, archived)
# I'm bored too.
Thats pritty.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:59, archived)
# Wooooowww
I love this
*click*
You got a 1024x768 version?
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:00, archived)
# the bigger version is close to that
I can do whatever size you wish though
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:01, archived)
# I'd love one as a desktop :)
If it's not too much trouble.
And also, I hope you go with doing another one, I'm loving these.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:03, archived)
# you want an exact 1024x768?
or bigger?
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:03, archived)
# That, please,
1024x768
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:07, archived)
# there ye go
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:10, archived)
# Cheers :D
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:12, archived)
# I've never been bored . . .
and now I'm even less so !
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:02, archived)
# noice!

(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:02, archived)
# Bored
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:47, archived)
# teh quo!
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:48, archived)
# So what's all this friends activity milarky then?
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:54, archived)
# It notifies you when someone you have added has a new thread.
So you don't miss it :D

I just added myself to see what happens.
I will find out when I next post something.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:56, archived)
# rob said if you added yourself
you could go to the toilet and see if anyone had replied to anything you had said
attention seeker that he is
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:59, archived)
# Oh, ok.
I will try to verify this.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:02, archived)
# None of us are entirely sure
Seems good though
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:56, archived)
# it means people are clicking you
click click!
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:57, archived)
# I have a few "fans" but I dont know if i shall embrace this new
feature or ignore it.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:58, archived)
# it could agressively cliqueify
but meh, who cares :)
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:01, archived)
# I have fans!
But they are also my friends.

DAMN THIS MUTUAL ACCEPTANCE, I WANT PEOPLE I HATE TO LIKE ME
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:02, archived)
# But isn't it a bit futile?
I hate you all equally! No favouritism here!
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:59, archived)
# its a love hate thing really
just like life

/deep analysis blog

(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:01, archived)
# no sexy tiem and free pork pies for you then!
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:01, archived)
# I can have sexy tiem with my own pork pies thank you very much!
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:02, archived)
# yeah, you say that
but when you pick out the excess jelly from under the pastry, don't be complaining about it :)
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:06, archived)
# Jelly's the best part!!!
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:11, archived)
# I can't eat that man
not the jelly

we still talking about pies right?
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:32, archived)
# yup!
I love that jelly!
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:47, archived)
# I thought it was at first
then I added Prodigy69 and lo and behold it showed me a post of his that I'd missed. And it was a good un.

So at least it's good for one thing (that I've discovered so far).

(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:04, archived)
# it's fairly futile andwill probably just be a new means of clique
but it's the future!

or something
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:06, archived)
# just another means
to attract and distract!
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:10, archived)
# ooOOoooh
shineeeee things!
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:16, archived)
#
supposed to bring out the "inner magpie" we all share or something!
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:21, archived)
# I still don't see
any of this 'friends' stuff. WTF is going on?
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:04, archived)
# Pffft, nearly as amusing as the unshopped version! =P
'ning fella

EDIT: *notices teh Quo*

=D
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:49, archived)
# I'm from near there.
Sort of. The North.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:49, archived)
# I should have popped you in the image then:P
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:49, archived)
# *poses*
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:50, archived)
# *snaps*
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:54, archived)
# *glues back together again*
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:55, archived)
# Thats not glue!
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:46, archived)
# Seen one.
Rather amused me.

HAHAHA
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:52, archived)
# but the A41 doesn't go anywhere near hull :s
/pedantic blog
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:55, archived)
# Yes
I took the Sori off it beginning:P
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:55, archived)
# Needs more
"Rod hull"
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:56, archived)
# erm
Hence, possibly, the Hull. Twice.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:00, archived)
# But you know what they say
Spare the Rod and spoil the child
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:02, archived)
# I thought it was
Spare the Rod spoil the TV reception.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:03, archived)
# Spare the mod and spoil the scooter convention?
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:05, archived)
# SHall we go back to the beginning
Where you tried to cover the fact you screwed up?:P
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:12, archived)
# No,
No I think we shan't. :D
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:33, archived)
# voice activated church bells
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:46, archived)
# this has the touch of dave allen about it
I don't know why :)
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:47, archived)
# Pfft!
*click*
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:47, archived)
# No offence - just want to get it out before hometime (pfft).

(woo to pic)
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:48, archived)
# YOU GAY
Hahaha
I was expecting that to happen.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:54, archived)
# haha
worth the wait
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:48, archived)
# Bell End you say?
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:48, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:49, archived)
# excellent!

(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:51, archived)
# That's him . . .
his voice sure rings a bell !
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:00, archived)
# hahahahahaha
brilliant and not because it will need it . . . *click*
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:04, archived)
# yeah, he´s clean allright!
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:42, archived)
# He am spongmonkey.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:43, archived)
# I like thee moooon! :)
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:45, archived)
# Like fuck do you.
Don't just say things like that to try and get my respect. I bet you're a moonist really, you're all anti moon and 'omg like the moon is worse than the gays' aren't you? HMMMM?
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:47, archived)
# I think he's just saying it
so he can sneak away with all of the helium they recon is on the moon

and he'll use it for evil
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:51, archived)
# :(

I like the moon
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:00, archived)
# it was the middle of the night
the clouds eerily alight
the sun long gone in fright
opened up to an evil glow
the shapes of clouds, began to flow
fingers, icy, rippling through
behold the moon, staring down at you,
the eyelid closed as it had open,
icy fingers withdrawn,
the clouds they recovered
in good time for morn'

(based upon real events, it was 'odd' to watch)
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:04, archived)
# Shopped images only etc
=]
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:45, archived)
# hes got punters eyes!
one each way!
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:45, archived)
# Hahahahaha

(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:54, archived)
# Hahaha
Looks it!
Has he got Daz in that needle then?
*peas*


Nite all!
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:46, archived)
# haha...god I hate that druggy eyed cnut.....

/repost
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:53, archived)
# crap film
but that was a damn good car chase :)
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:07, archived)
# Sex Queen


A poor newsmash purely because I like to think about the royal chuff cheese
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:25, archived)
# The thought of the Queen shouting 'Orgasmmmmmmmmmm!' has made me turgid.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:27, archived)
# hahaha
:D

she's a majesterial mimsy with regina's gash

I'm not sure what I just said
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:27, archived)
# Off to the tower with you!

(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:27, archived)
# How strange
That's what Philip said to her:P
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:28, archived)
#
*removes from list of friends
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:27, archived)
# haha!
How do I become you "fan"?
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:30, archived)
# *dries off corgi*
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:28, archived)
# Hahahahaha
"Anal Fun"
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:28, archived)
# haha
reading you quote that nearly caused my milk to be spat out on my monitor :)
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:32, archived)
# muhahaha
this has made me do laughs
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:29, archived)
# i'm off for a wank
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:29, archived)
# have one for me
hows it going mongy?
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:30, archived)
# not bad mate
got barred from my local tho for some super glue japes, how are you?
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:31, archived)
# I'd like to know more
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:33, archived)
# ^this!^
pfft
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:35, archived)
# well, it was a chilly november evening at just after 5 pm
when i happened across a public house, as you know i myself shun alcohol as it is a sin, but i stepped inside to warm myself, the barkeep recommend a dark brew of stout to keep out the chill, well before i knew it i had tried as many as 12 or more of this dark beveredge, a fella happened across some glue which he kept in his billards stick case, i glued all the beer mats to the tables plate crockery and glass, we laughed at this jape long and hard, today i was informed by the inn keeper to fuck off, it appears i'm barred, the items are still in place stuck fast to the tables
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:40, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
an oldy but a goldy - fuck him if he cant take a joke - good thing you dont drink ;)
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:41, archived)
# hahaha
he should be grateful, you have thwarted beermat collectors
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:41, archived)
# It is oft said that barkeeps have no sense of fucking humour
you daft cunt!
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:44, archived)
# Hahahahah
at least no-one can steal them now.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:48, archived)
# lost my money on an english horse today (Tungsten Strike)
was a good bloody run - lead all the way to the final straight then just dropped away to the back of the pack
easy come easy go - Melbourne cup is my only ever punt so im up in the long run!
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:36, archived)
# lead all the way
then went a bit weak...

I bet _someone_ made a shitload of money that race

*cough*fix*cough*
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:42, archived)
# i can assure you
it wasnt myself!
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:59, archived)
# oh well, as must be said
Horse Sense: that which causes horses not to bet upon men

:)
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:09, archived)
# my once yearly flutter
(i had to get help to fill out the betting slip!)
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:13, archived)
# cor, you international playboy you!
:)
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:34, archived)
# I was hoping for a frog fucks queen mum
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:29, archived)
# ^this^
Howdy GMoS!
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:30, archived)
# She was the original granny in question
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:30, archived)
# "oh jesus" got me giggling :P
TJ: What's all this "add friend" nonsense? I see nothing different.

Edit: HAHAHAHA "Vag acid"
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:30, archived)
# Me neither.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:31, archived)
# I don't really know
I have a "fan" apparently, so now I'm clicking willy nilly in case it all becomes a cliquey poulatiry contest.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:31, archived)
# Does it tell you who's added you?
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:33, archived)
# I assume that's what makes them a fan?

edit/ am I your fan now?
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:33, archived)
# Yes!
:D
*huggles*
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:36, archived)
# I haven't checked yet, I'm scared
plus I'm eating icelands finest luxury £1.50 chicken pizza and am preocupied
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:45, archived)
# So you have a fan
but don't see "add friend" at the foot of people's posts?
/trying to work out rules
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:33, archived)
# I do now
I'm just not very observant.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:34, archived)
# It was I
wot added you

(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:35, archived)
# A-ha, you weren't the first one
but that does aptly demonstrate that clicking makes you a fan in the first instance.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:38, archived)
# I don't expect I'll get many fans :(
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:41, archived)
# awww - playing the sympathy card eh?
*tries to work out how to retract click*
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:45, archived)
# No, I just have the impression
that b3ta doesn't like me much
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:55, archived)
# don't worry, I have the solution
here!!!

The answer to your lifetimes fan needs!

After all, you can't say no to fan needs!
:D
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:54, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
"No, not horses"
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:57, archived)
# all the fans you could ever want!
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:00, archived)
# .
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:31, archived)
# *tries to fuck screen*
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:33, archived)
# kekekekekeke!
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:33, archived)
# KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:36, archived)
# jejejejejejejejejeje!
(I can laugh in spanish too )
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:43, archived)
# :)

Ha, I just realized this is not what I thought it was, but I'm posting it anyway :)
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:34, archived)
# Huzzah!
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:36, archived)
# Luscious lipsh !
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:38, archived)
# Phwoar!

(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:41, archived)
#
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:32, archived)
# Baha how many of these do you have?
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:34, archived)
# Making them instead of working as we speak.
I apologise in advance to the person who's about to get MEH.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:35, archived)
# I'd hate to be the unlucky bastard who gets "meh"
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:38, archived)
# Well I'll save posting anything for later
(when I can be bothered to make anything worth posting)
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:39, archived)
# Hello :)

Another version of this from last night
www.b3ta.com/board/7761160
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:19, archived)
# Most woosome!
What do you make these in?
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:20, archived)
# his house
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:26, archived)
# He has a house?
How strange..
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:28, archived)
# It just got louder in here =]
Woo, and may want those socks (wears girly socks...)
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:20, archived)
# lovely
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:21, archived)
# Nice fabric !
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:23, archived)
# nice :)
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:23, archived)
# FILTH!!! I can see legs!
:D

hello mr mofaha :)

edit: eek! I have friends activity!

I'm scared, someone might like me and want to borrow £10

edit2: fans? cool! maybe they can lend me £10
edit3: I should say "maybe they can borrow me £10" just to piss off any passing pendants
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:23, archived)
# *licks*

(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:26, archived)
# *wiggles*
but you should wait till I've had my pizza, I will be somewhat chickeny, lick then :)
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:28, archived)
# Friends' activity:
backing away slowly.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:28, archived)
# it may lead to cliquementmultiplying might it
or sexy tiem

or free pork pies!

:D
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:30, archived)
# I had friends activity but nothing had happened :\
but then again I have no friends
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:28, archived)
# aww
that's really sad

*puts on slow moving paino/guitar ballads*

(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:30, archived)
# *gets out world's smallest violin*
scritch scritch
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:30, archived)
# ¹st it's amazing that you have the worlds smallest violin
²ndly it's incredible that you were able to fit in there
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:31, archived)
# I'm bigger on the inside.
Like the Tardis.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:39, archived)
# to conceal yourself in small cracks you turn yourself inside out?
that just raises further questions
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:40, archived)
# some day the internet will be in 3D
and you'll be able to look up the internets dress.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:24, archived)
# Pffft
if you could look up the internet's dress, this site is one of the things you'd see, I reckon.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:27, archived)
# Wud.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:24, archived)
# sauce
/ac
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:24, archived)
# legs!
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:27, archived)
# Inevitable...
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:11, archived)
# it's almost magenta!
they'll suuuuu yuuuuu!

:D
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:12, archived)
# Two things.
1. Color lovers?
2. Do not show Weebl this.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:13, archived)
# why?..weebl's practically sponsored by them
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:17, archived)
# exactlee.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:24, archived)
# pee mobile

(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:13, archived)
# are you breaking copyright laws if you use magenta now?
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:14, archived)
# SHH! Don't say the M word!!
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:16, archived)
# yea it's a shit colour anyway
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:18, archived)
# I like
255,1,255. I call it 'magentique'.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:20, archived)
# I want to email them a magenta phone now.
Hang on...does that make Flap illegal!?
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:17, archived)
[challenge entry] it not a picture....
www.tuckshopsuperstore.co.uk/ani-robot-love.htm
but is compo relevant. aaahh, truuue looove.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:08, archived)
# hehehehe :)

(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:10, archived)
# Nope
Link is borked.

edit: Nope, still borked.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:10, archived)
# works for me...

(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:11, archived)
# the page wont load for me
spoiler anybody?
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:11, archived)
# Two robots fuck.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:11, archived)
# FILTH
BAN HIM
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:12, archived)
# *inserts punctuation*
*shits self at the thought of two robots causing the head doctor to say Fuck!"
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:13, archived)
# hahaha!
*inserts hyphen*

DIINER TIEM!
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:15, archived)
# you must work for the sun
nice work
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:13, archived)
# Quite
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:11, archived)
# haha :)
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:12, archived)
# FASTER!

(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:14, archived)
# Collision !
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:19, archived)
#
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:21, archived)
# Saw this on the M42 on my drive home
I found it amusing!! Unshopped:
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 16:56, archived)
# Driving without due care
*tuts*
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 16:57, archived)
# Who said i was driving...
...or it was me taking the piccy???
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:04, archived)
# ABRAHAM LINCOLN
AND HE NEVER TOLD A LIE
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:10, archived)
# Does it burn itself without any ignition?
Although that would imply it was unstable, when clearly it would be in a stable state of simulated "depression", right?
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 16:58, archived)
# I hope that rig doesn't want to end it all
and off road into a school.

I off loaded into a school Once. Its wasn't good.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 16:58, archived)
# Did you get put on some kind of register?
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:00, archived)
# Hahaha!
Just the late one, I assume.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:04, archived)
# this must be the first time I see that
/denial
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 16:58, archived)
# hahahah
he's going to Solihull!!!!!
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:00, archived)
# that's
exactly what i thought
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:09, archived)
# Really?
I spotted the same thing here
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:00, archived)
# Leave it....
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:01, archived)
# bastard!
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:02, archived)
# That can't be right
It's more like this
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:02, archived)
# hahahaha, oh you bastard...
I cleared my cache earlier, so the link wasn't purple. Now my work colleagues are aware that not only do I a) love horses but b) spend the afternoon on b3ta when I should be making pretty pictures. :)
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:02, archived)
#
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:05, archived)
# Needs more .htaccess =]
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:08, archived)
# Coz she's worth it!


May contain slightly less horses.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:03, archived)
# hahahaahah
fecking hell Ghosty±


*falls off chair*
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:07, archived)
# Thank you one person:P
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:27, archived)
# :P
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:06, archived)
# Bollocks
Second time today I've been caught. I'll never click another b3ta link again*

*may contain lies
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:06, archived)
# Argh
That's the 2nd time I've been caught.

(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:07, archived)
# hehe! Snap!
Spotted about 18 months ago on the A1...
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:02, archived)
# yup, seen him around
though I got him parked - it's a fair bit easier and more legal ;)
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:03, archived)
# I've seen this everywhere.
From Northumberland to Northampton, yet I smile every time.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:04, archived)
# i'm awash with deja vu right now
i've seen this a good few times
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:06, archived)
# It is very Glass of Cock
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:09, archived)
# bit shopped... ;)
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:13, archived)
# Vary nice!!!
=]
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:14, archived)

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