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# as i suspected they're flooding the markets with re-runs....


on the other hand i've no idea where i was going with this idea....
(I helped save b3ta! edz314 smelled the glove on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:09, archived)
# Arf! In a similar vien



Also I done made one of these thingys (thank you newsletter)

www.thisonethatone.com/?v=201

EDIT: Oh no, I think we've borked it already.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:10, archived)
# That website
has just gone down.

Well it has for me anyway.

A link from B3ta is like the kiss 'o death
(Meatfish BAH, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:31, archived)
# TVGOHOME.com
www.tvgohome.com/archive.html
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:40, archived)
# And so forth...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:19, archived)
# Thats just a real cutting, right?
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Greenbat, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 19:28, archived)
# hahahaha
I like this, I don't know why

I think it's because of my problems, you see, in 1972 a crack commando unit was imprisonned for a crime they didn't commit

they now burrow underground in los angeles or something and they all know boy george
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:11, archived)
# And Hulk Hogan
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:12, archived)
# HULK HOGAN
BOY GEORGE

ONE RING!

(MAYBE TWO)

One has lots of drugs

One has A FUCKING INDESTRUCTABLE POWERBOAT

WHO WILL SURVIVE "Ultimate Driving a Powerboat over Boy George!"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:13, archived)
# next on Fox...
Let's Hunt and Kill The Nolans for Sport and Profit, presented by John Snow!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:22, archived)
# when last we saw them, the Nolans had been forced to split into two small groups,
Group A were were running scared through Mongolia, while Group B, the smaller of the two groups, was beseiged in a 14th Century castle in the Scottish Highlands...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:26, archived)
# Undoubtedly wearing some garish yet highly entertaining tie
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:27, archived)
# EELS! EELS! EELS!
Finding an entrance where they can
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:13, archived)
# always seeing signs in cafe's "No Eels!"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:14, archived)
# Eelist motherfuckers
and in this day and age to - tcoh!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:19, archived)
# boring through your mind
your tummy
and your anus
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:18, archived)
# ...
(hamchicken&peas, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:52, archived)
# :D
Any bitching about that fucking loony earns my big smily face.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:59, archived)
#
wavee
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:59, archived)
# straightee
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:00, archived)
# ah well
you see

on msn - that's a scantily clad lady waving in an enthusiastically wavy manner

t'ra

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:04, archived)
# I'm not scantilly clad
I am however ACTUALLY wearing silver stilettos, and a cashmere jumper so soft I had someone I barely know idly stroking my shoulder in the kitchen today.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:06, archived)
# woohoo
night Cap

nice to see you

In the not actually seeing with eyes manner

weekend awaits

*snooze*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:10, archived)
# night night!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:13, archived)
# YOU
have a good weekend squire.

Have a beer on me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:15, archived)
# YOU HAVE A BIG SMILY FACE!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:00, archived)
# I do.
Well, it's fairly diminutive, as I'm not that big a person. But it's a big smile. Look- :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:01, archived)
# hello
you're the moon
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:02, archived)
# I saw Patrick Moore doing a shit on a salad.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:04, archived)
# you like that boy?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:06, archived)
# Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:07, archived)
# liquid breakfast
i'm smashed out me face
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:08, archived)
# Little Mike Fielding getting his nips out.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:09, archived)
# hee hee
drinking a turban full of tequila
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:11, archived)
# He's such a cutey pie.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:13, archived)
# well
i don't know if cute's the right word
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:14, archived)
# I do
he's lovely. Awwwww.

And little Dave Brown.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:16, archived)
# I know you're a massive fan
but did you not think last nights episode was a little... weak? I was disappointed.

*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:06, archived)
# It was different
the more I think about it, the more funny I find it. Next episode looks better, so lets give them a chance.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:07, archived)
# aye!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:09, archived)
# *nods*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:13, archived)
# Hahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:00, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:00, archived)
# Who is the small one on the end?
Prince?
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:01, archived)
# YOU. JAIL. NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:07, archived)
# it's someone who in the scheme of things
appears to have a sense of humour :)

who'd have thunked it!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:12, archived)
# it's the theory of relativity in action
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:16, archived)
# *lols*
What makes me laugh about this film is the trailers on TV:

"Oscar winner Robert Redford; Oscar winner Meryl Streep; Oscar nominee* Tom Cruise..."


*loser
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:04, archived)
# Hahaha yes
That tickled me too.

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:21, archived)
# I'll tickle you
if you're not quicker than me
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:23, archived)
# Today I am as fast as a snail on Rohypnol
'lo Prof!

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:25, archived)
# *tickles*
hello darling

you having a good day? It's the weekend soon - hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:28, archived)
# Yes but it's all a bit blurry
I forgot to go to bed last night so I am on another planet.

I managed to grab a 2 hour nap this afternoon though.

No plans this weekend. What about you?

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:37, archived)
# have I not seen this already
I haven't gone back in time again have I?

... many years from now 10'000 years into the past, the FutureFrench attacked with incredible force and the people of Earth were beseiged.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:07, archived)
# just throw germans at them
that'll finish 'em off
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:10, archived)
# I was thinking this
?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:10, archived)
# Yes
Yes you have
www.b3ta.com/board/7780749
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:12, archived)
# wtf!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:13, archived)
# ZOMG!
www.b3ta.com/board/7795185
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:15, archived)
#
and a third time, although I can't find it.
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:22, archived)
# I think there's been a few of these
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:21, archived)
[challenge entry] After the "U" certificate work dried up...
...Herbie went into the ultra-violent film business...

(BeerPoweredNoiseFrenzy, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:48, archived)
# Mind the mines Herbie !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:01, archived)
# bass and treble, don't make a rebel
b3ta.com/newsletter/issue303/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:47, archived)
# hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:48, archived)
# Heh.
No full apology then.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:48, archived)
# 10 min speed read before home time
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:49, archived)
# score!
nice job on the challange! Spread the word!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:49, archived)
# And names will never cure me . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:51, archived)
# Marvelous
Cheers Sir, by next week i should be able to submit my "birdie song" playing chicken strapped to 2 large rocket motors.

As you do.
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:52, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:52, archived)
# Huzzah...
This will kill the last Die hard half hour of workiness.. yays!
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:53, archived)
# Wooohooo
Quality subject line choice too
:D
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:55, archived)
# :D
Had to be a 303 reference somewhere.

(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:56, archived)
#
There are two Ls in chilli if you use the British spelling, and one L in the American spelling. So you can tell the budding smart alec where to stick it.
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:01, archived)
# right up his ll's?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:06, archived)
# crikey that was a rapid legal advicing subjectline removal
what has the world come to

it's sad :(

edit: I have had a lack of sleep, if I don't make sense it's because mlnlgmlnglm
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:05, archived)
# haha :D
www.b3ta.com/board/7794366
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:08, archived)
# I'm weak
:(

I've only had 3 cups of tea today

that's like six girls worth
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:11, archived)
# I've had my quota of tea for the week
Fish and chips in a minute followed by ale
:)
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:14, archived)
# I had boiled tatties, fish fingers and beans
it was ok
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:15, archived)
# I applaud your traditional Friday fish and chip ways
but shirley having a quota of tea is just plain wrong?

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:17, archived)
# I've had 8 cups of coffee today.
Which is less than I usually do.

No wonder I'm tired.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:15, archived)
# you need to get yerself a few more cuppas
or your day will be wasted
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:16, archived)
# \o/
Ooh I am in this one!

Hmm Fatties' Advent Calendar a chocolate for every day of the month all year long?

A fatty waiting an entire day to eat the next chocolate? Not gonna happen really is it?

I might be able to do this but need to wait until the first week in December to see what advent calendars my shop has left.

BTW the most popular advent calendars have a BBE date of the November after Christmas. Fecking crafty manufacturers.

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:14, archived)
# On the misused words thing:
dictionary.reference.com/browse/enormity

See the third definition and note. They are talking bollocks.
(Potatoman, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:22, archived)
# mmm
and their (misused word site) page decoration strategy could hardly be considered subtle.
(haberman is singing in the changes, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:26, archived)
# hahaha I love you English speakers
The English language, unlike other languages like Italian, French or German, doesn't have a normative authority. English dictionaries are merely descriptive, so there is no point in showing that a dictionary registers a certain usage.
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:36, archived)
# Oxford English Dictionary for the win!
All other are for poo-faced sillies.

The English language is completely nuts imho.

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Fred had warned Carol that upgrading to Vista wasn't worth it


and now it's Chock-a-b0rked.
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:45, archived)
# :D:D:D:D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:45, archived)
# I've got the theme tune going around in my head now :)
it's quite catchy
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:46, archived)
# Try this
www.nottingham.ac.uk/~pcxee/chocolate_rain_vs_chockablock.mp3
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:47, archived)
# ooh ooh
what's that from?
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:46, archived)
# Chock-a-block
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:48, archived)
# oh yeah
*daydreams*
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:50, archived)
# Fred Harris was a God!
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:47, archived)
[challenge entry] :) He got a job at Microshaft
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:42, archived)
# Oh if only.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:43, archived)
# nice pic.
i'm guessing by a capitalised He on the subject line you mean God has a job too at Microsoft. no doubt doing data entry or admin work?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:44, archived)
# yes you are exactly right!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:46, archived)
# Bill Gates is a muppet!
woo!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:46, archived)
# Hahahaha!
*Office chuckles*
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:46, archived)
# what does that sound like?
My office never chuckles...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:47, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:48, archived)
# OH MY!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:50, archived)
# would
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:02, archived)
# .
isobel.photos.me.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:08, archived)
# AARGH
isobel.photos.me.uk/p41132839.html

This site has made me more ill than Goatse ever did.


edit: jiminy! isobel.photos.me.uk/p44132510.html
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:14, archived)
# So would he
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:11, archived)
# A purple kitty as I just completed the Portal advanced maps. Just challenge maps to go.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:39, archived)
# the best things about purple cats
are
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:40, archived)
# they're purple!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:41, archived)
# they're felines!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:41, archived)
# in purple situations
they are unrivalled
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:41, archived)
# purple tails!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:41, archived)
# four purple legs!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:41, archived)
# they drink pink milk!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:41, archived)
# they can't have children!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:42, archived)
# Not even purplay kittinz?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:43, archived)
# nope!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:44, archived)
# So how was he born?
Wizards? ...or magic cat elders?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:47, archived)
# you made him,
explain!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:53, archived)
# A blue and a red cat had sex, silly.
It's like mules, they can't breed either.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:53, archived)
# they're potentially in breach of copyright laws
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:45, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:40, archived)
# Hellote!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:43, archived)
# HI THERE.
I'M INSTALLING CRYSIS. THIS IS SUCH A MAXIMUM EVENT THAT MAXIMUM CAPITALS ARE REQUIRED.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:43, archived)
# BRAVE ENOUGH TO PLAY COD4 AGAIN YET?
MAXIMUM VOLUME.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:44, archived)
# No, COD4 pisses me off and makes me shout FUCKING SHITCHRISTS in single player
and is boring in multiplayer
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:45, archived)
# Hurray!
snarn!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:40, archived)
# *fetches mop*
(:3=
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:49, archived)
# *Apertures*
This is good.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:40, archived)
# Portul!
I'm a little obsessed by the song atm too. :(

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:48, archived)
# purple isn't allowed anymore
the lavender midget has patented it
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:41, archived)
# Ow pisssshat.
*magenta's*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:42, archived)
# meow meow.


:)
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:41, archived)
# Mewww.
(;,,;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:45, archived)
# This ¬
www.b3ta.com/board/7795039
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:42, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:44, archived)
# it's a lovely picture
on a picture themed messageboard.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:45, archived)
# I don't follow.
Are you saying you don't approve of this?
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:46, archived)
# am I handbags tiem?
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:52, archived)
# Some people just don't understand why kitties are great.
Pow pow pow.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:56, archived)
# I don't wish to offend anyone
I just find the thousands of PaintShop cats a little boring at the weekends.

I don't think it is just me, but there seems to be a group that posts week-days and another that posts weekends?

Please don't take offence by this and love me for my freedom of speech.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:14, archived)
# cats!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:18, archived)
# Bye then
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:21, archived)
# haha bye to you then
remember not to leave all your toys lying around the fucking pram eh?

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:32, archived)
# The only group I know of is the late night one.
Which rules.

But cool, you can hide/ignore if it gets too much. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:44, archived)
# I have an infinite amount of space
in my heart for cute cats...

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Staticgirl, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:50, archived)
[challenge entry] ..

edit - perspective sorted..

Blog & Archive
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:36, archived)
# *officelols*
*clicks*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:36, archived)
# love it
:D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:37, archived)
# he looks so sad..
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:37, archived)
# hahaha
brilliance as ever!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:38, archived)
# haha
you are a king among men

seriously
take a chill pill
stand back from your monitor
and admire your work
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:38, archived)
# you are most kind
I now have a sore head, having forgotten about a box of unsold postcards behind my chair - which I fell over as I stood back from my monitor :-)
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:43, archived)
# Guess he's not on the soundtrack for the next one then?
They used to be such good buddies too...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:38, archived)
# and the bigger version of an earlier one
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:39, archived)
# Marvellouso!
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:39, archived)
# you are a genius.
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:39, archived)
# Top work!
This is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:41, archived)
# Absotively, posolutely Wonderful...
I shall sweep my hat off to you in a dandy arc...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:42, archived)
# Hang your head in shame, Batperson!
Batperson!Crikey that's blimmin' good.

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Doing this made me do a little cry
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:32, archived)
# *lights up*
is this just a tribute?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:34, archived)
# "You gotta believeee meeeee"
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:35, archived)
# Couldn't really do anything funny with it,
the guy was a legend and I used to watch Record Breakers every week when I was a lad.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:36, archived)
# I know so did I
I wasn't complaining. I just thought maybe I was missing something. Woo for Roy.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:37, archived)
# You have to admit, he had some mighty fine jumpers.
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:42, archived)
# Deadication.
It's what you need.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:38, archived)
# and lungs.
 
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:42, archived)
# Awww, I remember
(He played a mean trumpet, too! And I've got that arrow-hitting-target Ba-DOIOIOI.II.IINNNGG! noise in my head now...)
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Found investigating cottage industries..
(LazyBastard, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:23, archived)
# Do bears shit in the... no, hang on
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:32, archived)
# Potty training . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:37, archived)
# More Weables!


Previously (slightly cleaned up)

Click for bigger (608KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:22, archived)
# Arf, nicely!
*pushes Ringo*
*pushes Ringo*
*pushes Ringo*
*pushes Ringo*
*pushes Ringo*
*pushes Ringo*
*pushes Ringo*
*pushes Ringo*
*pushes Ringo*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:26, archived)
# haha
reminds me of this

youtube.com/watch?v=bTbiu6P0lcw
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:42, archived)
# Ahhh Peter....
Of course, he'll always be Dwayne Benzie to me...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:48, archived)
# Ha ha!
They are joyous to behold.
*beholds*
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:27, archived)
# *is Hypnotised*
oooooooh
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:28, archived)
# ace! Paul would have survived the impact!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahaha aceness!
:)

might as well compo this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:34, archived)
# Pffft!
I like this much better than the poxy real epilogue.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:34, archived)
# Oh dear god, *spang*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:35, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:41, archived)
# Meat the Weables
Yeah . . . yeah . . . yeah !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Powerpuff comeback


Be nice it's my first ever image posting, need your support!
(orangehaslotsoffruit shout for all the people who have nothing to say, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:16, archived)
# This is giving me the fear
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:17, archived)
# *enhuggles*
There, there, lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:20, archived)
# Oooh, huggles!
*huggles back*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:30, archived)
# cor
'fetches some nutella'
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:18, archived)
# pfffft
all vitals OK!

welcome to the kitten chair shop! You wil never leave.
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:18, archived)
# Nom nom nom.
I've so far avoided atually visiting said website (I learned from the Goatse incident), but have managed to get three of my work colleagues to click on the link.

The phrase "Oh, fucking hell, that's WRONG!" has been heard at regular intervals throughout the office since I forwarded it.

*prouds*
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:19, archived)
# Is this for real?
I'd always assumed it was an urban myth, as I've never been able to track it down.

I've found plenty of videos of people watching it and going "urgh", but I assumed it was part of an elaborate hoax.

Of course, if it really is an elaborate hoax, you're going to tell me it's for real but you "just can't find the link right now."
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic the Hedgetrimmer doesn't care what you think, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:01, archived)
# Hahaha
Every friday afternoon needs a bit of cartoon scat. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:19, archived)
# Frequently scatological
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:21, archived)
# Up till now,
I had no precise ideas regarding what the two girls and one cup were doing. I liked it that way.

I regret to say that I cannot offer you my support in this instance. I feel too sick.
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:19, archived)
# Pfft
You dropped these: o, u
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:19, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7794358
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:22, archived)
# ll
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:23, archived)
# rfl
tc...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:25, archived)
# fr rl!?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:26, archived)
# dnt strt ths gn
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:28, archived)
# srry
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:28, archived)
# k
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:29, archived)
# bt s fn.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:29, archived)
# gd pnt
lts kp gn
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:30, archived)
# y nd g
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:31, archived)
# 2 rt
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:34, archived)
# i oe i i a e oe e oe a ou
o
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:36, archived)
# O_O
gt u
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:39, archived)
# This must mean it is getting toward the weekend
and time to turn off?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:39, archived)
# you could be right.
lk ttly
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:40, archived)
# y nd t
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:31, archived)
# o, u.
Noted - picked them up and put them back where they belong.
(orangehaslotsoffruit shout for all the people who have nothing to say, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:25, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:26, archived)
# Mocco Chocco Delights!
Welcome, pull some stool from a girl and shop a cup!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:19, archived)
# *boaks*
and i've not even seen the original!
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:21, archived)
# I've still not seen this
The link didn't work for me last time.

Can someone gaz me a link? I want to see (yes I know what happens, but I want to see anyway)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:21, archived)
# Seriously Captain, it is ferkin awful with a capital A.
I still haven't managed to watch it all.

EDIT - I've gazzed you the link anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:24, archived)
# ah, it's not that bad
I just laughed. I really didn't find it sickening. Yes, it's disgusting and it made me shout out euuuuurgh even though I was alone, but it didn't make me feel ill.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:26, archived)
# I had no reaction to it.
Or Goatse. Or tubgirl.

Edit: Ok, tubgirl just made me gag, when I looked down at my curry.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:28, archived)
# tubgirl's just orange juice
it's not actually shit spraying into the air.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:35, archived)
# Really?
Bloody hell Broony you've got a stronger stomach than me.
At first I was thinking "Ah it's only Ice Cream" then it turned into "THEY'RE EATING EACH OTHERS SHIT FER CHRIST SAKES."
Didn't get to the infamous other bit.
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:30, archived)
# the puking bit?
and they were sharing the hefty shit that the darkhaired girl did, i think. some people have said they've probably just got nutella and muesli in their mouths... whatever, even if it was shit, it just makes me laugh. Especially when she poos in the glass. What a big jobby.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:33, archived)
# Yeah, not a big fan of vomit prón to be honest
However, as you say, the quantity of shyte was quite impressive on any level.
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:38, archived)
# it makes me wonder at how much I poo...
I've never really watched. You can only judge so much based on the tactile feedback from the arse, then it looks surprisingly small in the pan at times... I don't know... I guess I'm wondering if I normally do poos like that and also if she normally does too, if so, what does she eat to get such satisfying output?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:42, archived)
# Fantastic!
*pissing myself like a buffoon in a packed office*
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:47, archived)
# *Manley*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:48, archived)
# They pump it up the arse and tend to always pump exaggerated amounts up there
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:56, archived)
# Awful is so subjective.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:29, archived)
# what's on the pic
.com

lo capn
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:25, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/7781560
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:26, archived)
# It's obvioulsy fake poo and sick.
You'll only be disappointed.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:28, archived)
# Don't spoil it for me!
*loses semi*
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:29, archived)
# :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:29, archived)
# poo maybe
sick real
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:30, archived)
# yep, the concept of "fake sick" is confusing
and anyways, what would be the point of faking it?
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:31, archived)
# because drinking real 3rd party vomit is the preferable alternative?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:33, archived)
# in every circumstance! Or keep some of your own for such occasions.
I'm amused by the general disgust reaction of people to shit (and vomit). I keep thinking: "what's the big fuss. It was even inside your body a second ago..."
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:38, archived)
# No it's not.
It's butterscotch sauce or something.
The scene cuts right into the girl with her fingers down he throat who then spews very liquid "sick" towards the other lass. There's not heaving or retching or anything like that.
It's almost as if she's holding some liquid in her mouth and then just opens her mouth to let it spill out.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:41, archived)
# You have watched this too many times my friend
:)
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:43, archived)
# they used to have a lot of clips of them on muchosucko.com
it's real
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:44, archived)
# well
... hello new person.

You already worry me.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:22, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:28, archived)
# oh no no no no no no no no no no
nononononononononononononono
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:33, archived)
#
I took exception when I saw the Times refer to b3ta as "irreverent, sometimes scatalogical". I feel somewhat less justified now though.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:34, archived)
# Roffle!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:35, archived)
# hahahaha
Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:41, archived)
# Offers Support...
Here, sit on this...

* Welcome newby..
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:41, archived)
# Nice idea
Nicely executed
Welcome aboard!
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:44, archived)
# HAHHAHAHAHAAHAHA!
welcome! etc
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:52, archived)
[challenge entry] I don't know.

(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:13, archived)
# fish
fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish
(waxdart hello., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:14, archived)
# have some toast with that fish
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:14, archived)
# no!!
the toasts are being taken from me
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:16, archived)
# omg toats!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:17, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:18, archived)
# OMG A GHOST!!!
It has eaten your toast!!!!
Edit: But then he did appear to have made and buttered said toast as well...so fairs fair.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:20, archived)
# Now we just need Moat.
But what is Moat?
What?
/Neville baiting
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:22, archived)
# GHOTS EATS TOATS SHOCKER!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:22, archived)
# :-O
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:25, archived)
# *resists*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:27, archived)
# nah
the fucker will have taxed them
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:15, archived)
# I've got the song in my head now.
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:16, archived)
# WHA! WHUR!
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:17, archived)
# maaahp maaaahp
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:20, archived)
# I like this lots!
I want it to be true. I bet he'd give everyone in the country free bouncy balls.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Yes I know its not a proper anagram...

Got the tune in me head now!
(teh_catt, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:11, archived)
# He he!
Took me a while ;-D
(Grandpa Flump Wee wee wee all the way home, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:12, archived)
# compo it!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:13, archived)
# Haha
We were just talking about this at work, how odd.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:17, archived)
# i don't get the joke
but any mention of jossy's giants gets polite applause from me

*polite applause*
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:20, archived)
# Speclais
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:11, archived)
# I approve of this style.

I shall adopt it!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:11, archived)
# Yay, TheNeville, I love you
Oh... wait...
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:19, archived)
# OH NO
WE WENT BACK IN TIME AGAIN
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:21, archived)
# hahahaha brilliant!
*checks under desk*
:(
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:11, archived)
# you could look a bit happier to see me
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:13, archived)
# :D
i though it was the dog
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:15, archived)
# i am pleased with this post.
i shall click it many times
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:12, archived)
# you're very active today miss
new medication?
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:15, archived)
# I endorse this post
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:13, archived)
# you're no theneville
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:13, archived)
# Hahaha!!
I love your wheelybird parodies.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:14, archived)
# Gleeeee!
I wish my desk had a special stage underneath. All I found was a rock-hard KFC "French fry" and an old plastic coffee cup.

I got 10,000 points for the cup, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:15, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:16, archived)
# Colour! Christ!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:17, archived)
#
Is that what it is? I didn't even know my monitor could do colours!

Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:19, archived)
# Colour only
exists in my special stage!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:20, archived)
# I see the colour...
...but which one is Christ? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:27, archived)
# Great stuff Weely......Neville! ;)
This makes me happy!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:18, archived)
# i fucking love this, you, life, the universe and everything

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:18, archived)
# I give this my jiggle of approval
*jiggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:19, archived)
# Your cartoons bring me joys.
And you are the only person who's posts I actively Glassco.cx search when I am bored.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:20, archived)
# this made me cackle like a loon
who found a doubloon
but trapped in a cocoon
ate his way out with a spoon
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:24, archived)
# Glee!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:27, archived)
# I see someone else is also playing Mario Galaxy!
*glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:35, archived)
# :)
:D
:(
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:55, archived)
# For anyone thinking about converting...
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:06, archived)
# Is this some kind of cricket score?
I don't understand cricket scoring.


Or any other sports scoring systems.


Except for tennis, which I now understand.


From playing it on the Wii.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:08, archived)
# Love Juice
= bad score for the server
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:09, archived)
# cricket scoring is easy
if you hit the ball far enough and run far enough you get 1 run unless you hit it very far in which case you can run more runs sometimes you are given more runs if you hit it into a crowd of men dressed up as nuns
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:12, archived)
# the concept is good, woo even
but i know fuck all about the terms, so its probably half lost on me
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:09, archived)
# Took some research on my part
(yes, I'm that sad)
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:09, archived)
# pffft
how topical. The Bright's newsletter just showed up in my inbox
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:09, archived)
# dawkins loves them
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:11, archived)
# it's because he's our god
;)
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:13, archived)
# fucking hippies
go back to hippyland!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:21, archived)
# *puts flowers in his hair*
peace man!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:23, archived)
# Judaism
5 Put downs
9 Complaints to the manager
4 Embarrasings of your grandchildren


Well, if you're my grandparents...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:12, archived)
# I like this! It's clever and it's made me learn lots of new words.
(They are interesting, and some have enormous Scrabble scores! In English Scrabble, I mean. I'm not edumacated enough to play Arabic Scrabble.)
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:18, archived)
[challenge entry] 'noon all
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:54, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:54, archived)
# pahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:55, archived)
# Hahaha
Poor old Mr Spoon
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:55, archived)
# magic ;)
clicks
(waxdart hello., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:57, archived)
# excellent
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:57, archived)
# That's superb!
And now I'm off to get wankered.

Good weekend all!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:58, archived)
# Have a good 'un!
1 hour and 2 minutes to go...
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:58, archived)
# Half an hour I hope
Then it's home to make cake for teh bash!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:05, archived)
# \o/
We get cayke??1!! I must remember my bib...
Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:07, archived)
# Assuming the place doesn't get snotty about it
As some places do

I just hope I can make enough....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:07, archived)
# The blue room is a bit spit n' sawdust
They're generally just glad if you're not barefoot and dosed up on methodone.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:08, archived)
# Ok then
*makes 15*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:13, archived)
# Have a great weekend, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:14, archived)
# Ahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:58, archived)
#
*Log on*
*See this*
*Glees*
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Unaired final episode "Slug Pellet"

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:51, archived)
# Ha Har
(waxdart hello., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:53, archived)
# oh god
poor flumps
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:56, archived)
# hehe
i hate them im pleased they are all dead.
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:56, archived)
# How...
could anyone hate the flumps?
(shitoven look ma, no talent!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:02, archived)
# Oh yes...
T'was a bad day...
(Grandpa Flump Wee wee wee all the way home, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:58, archived)
# frame 2 = Goatse
b3ta ruined my life
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:01, archived)
# haha
so true!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:04, archived)
# Haha!
Someone said the same about frame 4 of this other one I did, was it you that time too?!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:07, archived)
# Superb!
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:09, archived)
# Arrgghh!
Goatses, goatses everywhere!!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:10, archived)
# Frame 4.
Curse you, B3TA!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:40, archived)
# Happy Friday everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:50, archived)
# harlequin baby?
I'm sorry, but that's honestly the first thing that went through my mind when I saw it
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:51, archived)
# Haha I see that now too!
Funny, the pink one I posted generated an "Ants face?" response (In my profile)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:52, archived)
# woah...
*grooves*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:52, archived)
# cor, the software you find at home these days..
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:54, archived)
#
??
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:57, archived)
# Yeah, I don't have time to go through those at school,
but I've been meaning to.
I do create stars too. Check my profile.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:05, archived)
# Aces!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:59, archived)

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