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[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:35, archived)
# Aww :(
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:37, archived)
# hahahaha!
great stuff
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:44, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:57, archived)
# rape me
www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue305/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:28, archived)
# I won't
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:29, archived)
# Ugh, that reminds me. I was just in a coffee shop
and some guy talking on his phone, a bit nathan barley style, said something like "I don't want to get gang raped on this one, we've got to get the details right...".

I think you can take macho business-speak too far...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:33, archived)
# As an arborist I often used the phrase
'you hold her, I'll fuck her'
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:35, archived)
# Fair enough if it's a play on words, but this guy was just humourless idiocy.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:38, archived)
# Me too

I'm just not an arborist
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:39, archived)
# That's what my mum's dentist once said.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:40, archived)
# *rapes*
*feels dirty, but satisfied*
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:29, archived)
# do it and do it again
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:29, archived)
# it's not rape if you ask a web community to do it to you
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:29, archived)
# again?
this newsletter is getting costly
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:29, archived)
# It's not rape if you want it
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:29, archived)
# What's it worth?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:30, archived)
# Shan't
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:30, archived)
# what a shit newsletter title
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:30, archived)
# not fucking likely...
(likeajackhammer, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:30, archived)
# Sometimes I wish I could :(
(I helped save b3ta! Rainbow Dave needs to remember theres a space in my name, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:31, archived)
# Ask me nicely.
Beg me.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:33, archived)
# woo, thank you
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:33, archived)
# Hello gorgeous :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:34, archived)
# alright there chumpsticks!
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:40, archived)
# i will not rape you
i will rape anyone else though
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:33, archived)
# *thrusts hand into the air*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:34, archived)
# anyone except rob
and you :P
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:37, archived)
# *cries*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:38, archived)
# Thanks for the newsletter
but I shall pass on the rape.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:34, archived)
# Pass it on?
it's not pass the parcel you know!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:08, archived)
# I got 57 HTML elements.
(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:44, archived)
# 83 here!
(NeoThermic Mon 9 Apr, 22:49, Fri 13 Apr, 16:28, Wed 19 May, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:30, archived)
# And have a ginger kid?
Not likely.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:05, archived)
# Frogs.

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:24, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:25, archived)
# ver' nice
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:25, archived)
# they fire right in about each other when no one's looking you know
WOO YAY
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:25, archived)
# Good!
Needs more toe-shoes though
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:25, archived)
# oh yeah...
well spotted-dick :)
(likeajackhammer, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:30, archived)
# That's ace!
woonesses...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:26, archived)
# It's the super Asterixio brothers!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:26, archived)
# uhoh, trelly's gonna cream all over the place when she sees this
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:28, archived)
# looks like them all right! get them, legions!
(also, obelix has some weird hips, and odd little legs, now that I look at him - same as the comic, of course.)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:28, archived)
# Heeeeeee!
Fannybatterix!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:29, archived)
# I thought you didn't draw other people's characters?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:35, archived)
# I confess to a soft spot for Asterix
and Tintin.
Grew up reading those....
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:40, archived)
# you should draw tintin and poirot solving a mystery.
you'd make my country proud.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:50, archived)
# What about Lucky Luke?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:50, archived)
# No.
The people responsible for that abomination should be shot.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:52, archived)
# yay!
Asterix is the best thing ever.. apart from the new ones
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:00, archived)
# Sigh... .™
I had a stab at using anim8or 3d modelling, all I ended up with was a sad looking thing that doesn't even animate.....

sigh i just want to make shiny spinning things,
back to the tried and trusted flash I spose...

must be pub time..


(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:14, archived)
# it's a toilet roll Skylab
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:14, archived)
# Skylav
Shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:15, archived)
# hahahaha
of course :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:17, archived)
# this
is what b3ta is for
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:19, archived)
# 3D FTW
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:16, archived)
# Office lol
Ha ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:18, archived)
# HA HA HA
I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:19, archived)
# Compo it.
Its where hamsters go to die!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:16, archived)
# you're almost there, it can't be too hard to animate something in called anim8tor, surely?
not that I'd know
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:18, archived)
# alas yes...... seemingly so :(
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:29, archived)
# get 3ds max ; )
altho it is a tad pricey...
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:21, archived)
# im with stupid....


Click for bigger (140KB)
(kingwu, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:08, archived)
# zomg lacist
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:09, archived)
# Oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:10, archived)
# C ISH OCASTING SADERS NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:10, archived)
# P
B
L
A
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:14, archived)
# how dare you
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:15, archived)
# Sorry sir...
I'll take my 40 lashings now... =[
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:11, archived)
# they've just got nothing to say
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:11, archived)
# Maybe they're protesting mimes

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:12, archived)
# yay!
No protest march sign joke can match those made by Sempé such as "On a trouve ce gante" with a glove attached to the sign.

I'll try and find a pic...

edit: too small to see properly, but... this
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:13, archived)
# Haha

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:14, archived)
# I think he's trying to chat me up!

bloody french
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:16, archived)
# You love it!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:18, archived)
# hahaha
I love Sempé
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:20, archived)
# HAHAH!
This one got me!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:16, archived)
# Gurt lush, innim
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:12, archived)
# this
is top.
if i lived near oxford, i'd have been tempted to go along to the demonstration the other day with banners like
"let the cunts speak" and
"you're missing the point"
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:15, archived)
# ^This with space shuttles
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:21, archived)
# hahaha
"Let the cunts speak, you bunch of Nazis"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:21, archived)
#
Not tolerating intolerance isn't ironic, really.
(Rogue Sausage, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:23, archived)
# stopping them have their say in open debate because they would stop their opponents having a say in open debate is
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:25, archived)
# int that dave draws in the middle?
(I helped save b3ta! Gobfrey Shrdlu put his plans for world domination into effect on, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:13, archived)
# dunno - is he carrying two dead rabbits?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:14, archived)
# *click*
spot on
(Jamie and his magic bat You can bump n' grind, it is good for your mind, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 19:24, archived)
# Cheer up fella!
(I helped save b3ta! Cocksure, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:03, archived)
# I fear even replying to this image now.
The world has gone silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:04, archived)
# *burns embearssy*
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:05, archived)
# What does that /ac bit mean?
It's been bugging me for a while now...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:09, archived)
# autocomplete
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:11, archived)
# It means auto-complete
a/c
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:11, archived)
# auto complete
...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:11, archived)
# autocomplete : that annoying drop-down box that shows what you've previously typed as a subject line.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:11, archived)
# Um. Okay. Thanks everyone.
*walks away pretending to understand*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:16, archived)
# okay
Firefox has this thing where it will remember what you've typed and then will suggest things you might be typing in teh future from the list of what you've typed in the past.

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:19, archived)
# the world is silly
science isn't even true - no one wanted to tell you because you seemed to sure it was. But it isn't... also - everyone apart from you can fly, we just all pretend we can't because we don't want you to feel left out.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:06, archived)
# you're the pope
AICMFP*



*or make it an appointment to cardinal, or something, you know...

*winks* *winks* *nudges* *nudges*
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:08, archived)
# no - religion's all a lie too
there is nothing - no laws, no rules, no.. nothing. It's just that the people who know this don't want the people who don't know to find out because then they'd stop working so hard. But, actually, we're all free to do WHATEVER we can imagine!!

Isn't that ace?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:11, archived)
# you're either Bakunin or one of teh Wachwski brothers
and as I happen to know Bakunin is dead, let me tell you something....







THE MATRIX RELOADED WAS AN ENORMOUS PILE OF STEAMING SICK HORSE SHIT!




 
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:14, archived)
# could you imagine - right - if reality was (you gonna want to sit down for this actually)
okay - so - what if, reality was all an illusion *waggles fingers mystically* yeah - like all of this is someone else's dream!

okay - first of all - when you're pitching movie ideas to me don't use Take That lyrics, okay? Secondly, I had that idea when I was 13, but I very quickly realised that almost anyone with even the slightest bit of intelligence has had that exact same thought... fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:17, archived)
# hahahah
*writes time in list of stuff to do when time machine is finished*
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:21, archived)
# hmmm.
Isn't that an xkcd comic?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:19, archived)
# Aww, bless them and their new religion...
They're only doing what Christians did about four hundred years ago... they'll get bored eventually.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:11, archived)
# when the batteries run out
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:13, archived)
# although, when teh Christians were doing it
the most they had to cause trouble with was stones... and possibly trebushays

if you're going to be a medieval theocracy, you should be limited to the weapons of a medieval theocracy
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:13, archived)
# except the anal pear
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:15, archived)
# I hope that's your quote on the stats board.
that is all
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:20, archived)
# I think that medievil weapons are so much cooler than modern ones.
After all, where is the skill in pressing a button and nuking a country? The trebuchet has to be my favourite weapon of all time. Can you imagine if Al Quieda had done 9/11 with trebuchets rather than planes? Still not a very nice think to do, but at least there would have been some craftsmanship to it.
(Mr._Pickles, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:19, archived)
# I agree with what you are saying
and recommend that we re-film EVERY war film ever made with medieval weapons. Hollywood will be right up in this idea because their projected ultimates for their 2007 outputs puts the top 6 studios $2billion in the red.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:23, archived)
# I haven't been on b3ta much these last days
but I've seen that so much that I am going to kill my pets now
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:13, archived)
# What I want to know is
surely all these protestors calling for this clearly dippy teacher to be shot must have jobs or at least something more important to do than assemble en-masse to call for her death? If I asked for the afternoon off to go and protest about something like this, my boss would rightly tell me to fuck off and do some work. Some religions have all the fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:14, archived)
# They must all be self-employed then

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:16, archived)
# They are all unemployed primary school teachers
"Damn Christian immigrants, coming over here taking our jobs"
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:25, archived)
# they were all hired by Prince
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Barnaby the bear's my name...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:02, archived)
# does he sound like barnaby bear?
/burnt neck blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:04, archived)
# Pffft.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:05, archived)
# This also came into my mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:06, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:10, archived)
# Well, that was over quick
pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:04, archived)
# Compo it?
It was a short lived escape.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:05, archived)
# Actually, it's more of a permanent escape...
Thanks for compo reminder.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:07, archived)
# thats almost sad
almost. :)
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:58, archived)
# Friday five min snarlygirl


Click for bigger (240KB)

Next week - three min grinning mongoose.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:56, archived)
# Snarny girl?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:57, archived)
# and mingrinning mongoose!
edit: also, SNARN
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:00, archived)
# SNARN
I like her, even with her dodgy eye.

edit: I like your sig.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:59, archived)
# every single reply to this
has referred to snarn
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:00, archived)
# Snarn!
Crand is good too.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:04, archived)
# Brap is the new buzzword
Apparently - www.guardian.co.uk/g2/story/0,,2218538,00.html
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:14, archived)
# Nah, Brap's old news!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:16, archived)
# K
*feels old*
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:17, archived)
# can't be a sillier name than grindie
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:18, archived)
# I thought brap
was the unit in which fart volume is measured, as in "the fart's odour was satisfyingly smelly, but the brap left a lot to be desired"

Must be true cos I read it in Viz
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:39, archived)
# I really like that :)

Edit: SNARN
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:04, archived)
# thank you!
(snarn)
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:36, archived)
# Kate Bush suffering from a bad case of
Guy Fawking of the legs
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:46, archived)
# I still
would
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:48, archived)
# just where 'would' you, though?
Appears to be only one thigh there. Am I wrong?

Edit: ask a silly question...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:49, archived)
# armpit
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:50, archived)
# ear



* Over ear I meant
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:11, archived)
#
kitchen
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:52, archived)
# titwank
and she still has a perfectly good mouth

and nostrils
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:52, archived)
# i'm alright for the moment, thanks
i may get back to you
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:53, archived)
# Armpit, Kitchen and Titwank
Kitchen and TitwankSolicitors


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:53, archived)
# Specialising in...?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:55, archived)
# guano mishaps
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:55, archived)
# Soliciting, you twat!
you twat!C];0D


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:55, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:56, archived)
#
, you
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:58, archived)
# make your own hole
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:52, archived)
# so wrong
yet strangely alluring
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:54, archived)
#
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?r=f&term=squicking
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:56, archived)
# I really don't know why I find this so amusing
Could somebody who is good with science explain?

Sorry that sounds like a backhanded compliment and it is woo but I need to know.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:48, archived)
# It's all down to the neutrinos.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:51, archived)
# i would've put it down to perturbations in the superstrings myself
but you're right, it could well be the neutrinos
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:52, archived)
# I'm glad you mentioned the superstrings, as I thought I had forgotten something.
It may well be the quantum foam to blame, as well.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:54, archived)
# Nonsense. Quantum foam is a myth made up by lecturers to encourage their students to do Doctorates.
Now, if you'd mentioned Dark Matter and buckyballs, then we'd have something to talk about.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:57, archived)
# What about the silly strings?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:56, archived)
# Look! I've told you before! Now go and sit on the /talk step and think about what you've done.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:59, archived)
# please don't banish me to the /talk step sir.
I'll be good.

* tries
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:00, archived)
# I reckon
she caught it off of Brian May!
(I helped save b3ta! spatuluk, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:56, archived)
# I'd Fawke her!
HONK!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:48, archived)
# shocked
(katesbush, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:48, archived)
# Hadn't you realised
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:54, archived)
# where's kates bush?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:49, archived)
# because Max Factor!
C]:0D no . . . wait . . . That was Elizabeth Ardon


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:50, archived)
# *wesley snipes*
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:53, archived)
# but Walt Disney


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:53, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:43, archived)
# He's really tee-ed off!
Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:43, archived)
# join the club
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:46, archived)
# Aww poor snake
and poor Prod :(
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:44, archived)
# shame it's a worm
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:45, archived)
# WURMZ!
and yes poor Mr. P C]:0(


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:45, archived)
# psst
worm...

but if that's the way you look at the world, then I think we could get on very well indeed :)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:46, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:49, archived)
# Pffft!
Ace =D
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:44, archived)
# hahaha!
excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:44, archived)
# haha. that's lovely
if poignant
there's been a lot of deaths by golf in this competition, haven't there?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:49, archived)
# pffhahaha
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:56, archived)
# i want to see another face at the other end of the worm
looking blissfully unaware

woooo hunny!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:46, archived)
# Why, that's not suicide!
That's slave labour! Poor wormslave!

(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:46, archived)
# Awww...
sympathies all round
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:47, archived)
# That is super, if a little sad
Are you looking for a job?
(Pachey, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:47, archived)
# yup :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:50, archived)
# *smooshe*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:56, archived)
# ta :)



*glooms*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:02, archived)
# So not a fan of the power of positive thinking then? :)
Lully worm :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:53, archived)
# *adblocks*
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:42, archived)
# Fastest click
I've ever done!
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:42, archived)
# *foams*
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:43, archived)
# Ace!
More of this kind of thing!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:43, archived)
# this rocks my socks off
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:45, archived)
# I could be bound in a nutshell, and count myself a king of infinite space.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:46, archived)
# I like this fifty.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:47, archived)
# soup herb
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:48, archived)
# addictive.
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:48, archived)
# *watches forever*
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:54, archived)
# gleee!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Gods-awful pea of a terrible doodle..for the compy...


The terrible cost of bullying kittens..



edit: good grief..one little failure to compo a post and you nip off to make a brew and all this fuss....tsk tsk
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:41, archived)
# Aww :(
Psst! Compo it!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:42, archived)
# compo
it?
(Woo)
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:42, archived)
#
then compo it already!

edit: that's sorted.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:42, archived)
# Lovely drawing
Poor kitty.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:43, archived)
# oh oh oh
And there I am, listening to the Spirited Away soundtrack at the same time. Aagh, teh sadness

*cries for kittin*
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:44, archived)
# *sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:02, archived)
# Hang on....
You mean Evil Pirate Girl Kezza?
YES!! Oh YES!! Welcome back.
Have a Meermaid to celebrate!
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:39, archived)
# COCKFISH
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:40, archived)
# cor
that's a fine creature
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:41, archived)
# Splendid!
Could do with a disproportionately large pair of knockers though
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:42, archived)
# Heheh!
Disproportionately..
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:43, archived)
# why
does this give me the horn?
(I helped save b3ta! frogdoctor learning the hard way since 1972., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:43, archived)
# Because it was originally
this?:
myfishysite.vegard2.no/mermaid.jpg
(SFW it's Alyssa Milano with all her bits covered. Just)
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:47, archived)
# fab
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:44, archived)
# That's excellent
cockfish
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:48, archived)
# WHOOOOOSH!!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:36, archived)
# Winter is now perfect.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:36, archived)
# I'd say it was more perfect than it was when I put my electric blanket in my bed today :)
I can't wait for sleeps now!
Edit: In fact, I'm going to test it out right now.
Edit2: Mmm...warm
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:37, archived)
# it's raining
:(
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:38, archived)
# Shit, it is =[
But still, this lovely image can counter it =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:39, archived)
# yes!
and tonight I'm going to the christmas market and get wasted on feuerzangenbowle*

*like gluhewein but with and extra shot of cheap strong alcohol and set on fire en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feuerzangenbowle

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:41, archived)
# It's snowing like a bastard over here in
Warsaw
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:40, archived)
# Is it a winter wonderland?
or shitty miserable traffic snarling snow?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:45, archived)
# hey hey!
That's ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:37, archived)
# That's Christmas sorted.
woo and click
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:38, archived)
# and i'm spent....
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:39, archived)
# That's lovely
top marks, David
(Pachey, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:39, archived)
# *gleeeeees*
Thankyou ma'am and thankyou all!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:40, archived)
# Yay!
:D

Why does Santa have to wear a seat belt this year?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:40, archived)
# because he only comes once a year!
err . . . no . . . wait


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:41, archived)
# dunno
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:41, archived)
# Shit I really didn't expect to have to tell the answer!
*does own drum roll*

Because of Elf and safety!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:45, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:46, archived)
# Arf
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:45, archived)
# are you taking muhammed to the mountian?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:42, archived)
# but you can't make him drink

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:44, archived)
# Yay! Fab!
Is your MSN borked?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:42, archived)
# I think so
you'll have to announce just how fab the song is to the whole board! \\o/


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:45, archived)
# *clears throat*
Today's happy Friday song animation is fabulous!
DTH deserves an OBE for it.


is that ok? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:46, archived)
# Braw!
*plays OBOE*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:47, archived)
# How lovely!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:43, archived)
# Furtive snow sports!
Have a cheeky pea

(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:48, archived)
# Memetastic!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:52, archived)
# Absolutely
I did enjoy making this one
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:54, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:55, archived)
# gleeful!
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:04, archived)
# Thanks Mr Sir Dave the Hat!
That cheers me up! *gleeeee!!!* Yes, really three exclamation marks!
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Failure is not an option!
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(cityboydal is a first post failure, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:35, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:36, archived)
# He even inked himself!
I would too with eight guns pointed at my head.

This is WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:36, archived)
# hahahah
glocktopus
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:36, archived)
# 7
septapus?
(katesbush, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:37, archived)
# the 8th is behind his head
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:39, archived)
# im glad
you explained
(katesbush, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:41, archived)
# Haha
Brill =D
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:37, archived)
# hahaha
nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:40, archived)
# haha
amusing.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:47, archived)
# well, here's my tuppence worth
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:26, archived)
# heheh
tuppence
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:28, archived)
# Heh
Can I jack your thread to whore the Manchester bash please?
(Pachey, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:33, archived)
# please do...
it's got to be more entertaining
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:35, archived)
# Thank you
Please come to the Manchester bash. :)
(Pachey, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:39, archived)
# i shall post this here fo no reason
(katesbush, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:36, archived)
# You have a tuppence?
I'd like to see it please!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:36, archived)
# nawty...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:48, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:22, archived)
# Absolutely
Friggin'
Spot on.

=]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:24, archived)
# Pfft
I liked Xen

I thought it was fun. *gonarches*

    "Sometimes we're just sitting around and we're tired and somebody comes up with a goofy idea like, "Why
     don't we put a giant testicle on a 20-foot-tall armored spider?", and Big Mama is born."
         – Gabe Newell
 
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:24, archived)
# Question: What's not Xen?
Answer: The Pottery Fonz. Aaayyyyyy!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:26, archived)
# Question : What did the Pottery Fonz say when he met the Pope?
Answer : Aaaayyyy!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:29, archived)
# Question: What did the Pope saw when he met the Pottery Fonz?
Answer: Nothing, the Pottery Fonz has little time for the Pope and was already pestering some teenagers.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:30, archived)
#
See... they need more of that and much less combine in hl2
(Kezza, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:27, archived)
# Big fucking this
I was MAJORLY disappointed by the lack of monsters in HL2, even though it's still a great game.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:41, archived)
# Yes!
Could you possibly post the Portal one for me? Pretty please?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:25, archived)
# I am the linkfinder
Here!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:29, archived)
# YES
It's true!
My dad's getting me Half Life + a new graphics card + The Orange Box for christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:32, archived)
# Nicely.
We should see you again around March then.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:40, archived)
# I'm also getting Neverwinter Nights 2 and Mask of the Betrayer.
Make that next Christmas, because I'm still playing the first one, let alone Shadows of Undrentide or Hoardes of the Underdark (The expansions for it)

And I also want to replay Unreal Tournament ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:45, archived)
# I played Half Life 2
for two hours and haven't picked it up again since.

I just hate these games that are touted as the 'OMFG you won't believ how fucking good this game is' and you ending up going back and playing soemthing much older like Donkey Kong World.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:25, archived)
# For me...
...the fall-back game has always been Starships Unlimited.

However, Galactic Civilisations II is slowly taking over...
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:31, archived)
# pong.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:44, archived)
# Two hours? No wonder, I'd be surprised if you even got to Ravenholm/the gravity gun/etc.
I don't think it's so much a case of over-hype as of you having a very poor attention span. You've missed the joys of the sand buggy, the laser guided RPG, being a bug master, gun tripods, cutting people in half with circular saw blades, tripods, drop ships, taking down large flying vehicles, shooting manhacks and watermelons at your enemies, hoppers, opperating a giant magnetic crane, a rather inspired part of the game where you have to very carefully lay out large objects around you so you don't set foot on the sand, having to roll grenades down floor turrets whilst under machine gun fire, leading teams of people their doom...

Oh, and a rotating blade mine cart of death!
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:46, archived)
# It could have been worse.
For a true "oh, is that it?" ending, you can't beat Half Life 2.
(I helped save b3ta! Poisoned Al R Tape loading error, 0:1, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:26, archived)
# Played episode 1 or 2?
DRAMA!
(Rogue Sausage, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:47, archived)
# Ep 1 was crap.
Ep 2: better, but I hate the vehicle sections.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:57, archived)
# this seems accurate
but I got bored of halflife quite quickly. played it a couple of times after the boredom set in, but only to murder security guards.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:27, archived)
# that is perfect!
WOO YAY
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:27, archived)
# Spot on!
JJ, could you put all of these game reviews together on your homepage like you have for "sequential art" & "spider & scorpion"? That way we can view them all again at a later date.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:32, archived)
# I plan to.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:34, archived)
# Ta
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:37, archived)
# See also Resident Evil 4
Great game, completed with an inexplicable jetski race.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:49, archived)
# I've not played an RE game since Code Veronica
I've not enjoyed an RE game since RE1. Is RE4 really as good as 1 was in its day?
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 16:00, archived)
# HOO-EEKA
hoo-eeka.
(Rogue Sausage, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:58, archived)
# I don't normally have much time for religious groups of any persuasion
but I had this made into a T-shirt, and have not yet been abused by any members of the 'other' Abrahamic faiths.

PS - Kezza? Kezza? Hmmm - hold on a minute.. I'll ask..
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATROOOOOOON?
*dribbles*
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:22, archived)
# COCKFISH
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:23, archived)
# Now
I'm worried.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:25, archived)
# Did you have "THIS IS LIFE" printed under it?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:25, archived)
# Nope, it said

OY! GOD! NO!
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:27, archived)
# hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:28, archived)
# who?
what?

in the other news: the pope is a fucking tool!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:28, archived)
# Old news
That the pope is a tool, that is.

The irony of this quote just made my rectum prolapse:

"The Pope launched an attack on atheism today, saying that it had led to some of the “greatest forms of cruelty and violations of justice” known to mankind."
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:28, archived)
# God
help him
:@ \
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:32, archived)
#
This also made me laugh.


Oi! Muslims! Mend my fences!
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:45, archived)
# and
what the sweet motherfucking jesus (esp nr. 6)
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:51, archived)
# The words
'What' and 'the fuck' spring to mind.
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:55, archived)

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