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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:38, archived)

LOL

This is excellent :)
*click*

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:39, archived)

Needs more lasercock

as do most things

nice one!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:42, archived)

*chargin' my laser*

*pew! pew!*

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:43, archived)

*pew* *pew* *pew* *PEW* *PEW* *PEW* *PEW!!!* *PEW!!!* *PEW!!!* *PEW!!!*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:44, archived)

*pewwwwwwww*

*overheats*

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:46, archived)

Sput

Eugh

(The Hooded Bean is in my pants Can't resist a Fanny/Tranny Joke, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:52, archived)

excellent

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:43, archived)

Good stuff!

Woo!

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XLVII .uk, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:49, archived)

Gaa gaa !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:51, archived)

a few times

I know I wasn't the first

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 18:14, archived)

I think it's just one of those things that deserves to be done.

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Ratsta, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 18:47, archived)

probably

but this is most woo

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McBadger COW, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 18:19, archived)

Meowy !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:36, archived)

LOLZ

oh hai!

woo yay fear

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:36, archived)

O_O

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:38, archived)

LOLZ

oh hai!

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Ttssattsr, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:38, archived)

Meowy !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:42, archived)

This gives me the raging fucking fear.

On multiple levels...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:38, archived)

~~fear~~ horn

ha ha ha - pwnd!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:39, archived)

That too...

but the fear was more overwhelming.

And with that... *swoops off*
Adieu! Adieu! Adieu!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:42, archived)

Nice word-play :)

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:40, archived)

...and a happy new seam

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:45, archived)

Me Owy !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:46, archived)

This image is static!

I have not ever seen one of these from you before...... have I?
Have a woo!

:D

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XLVII .uk, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:48, archived)

Meowy spirits of Catmas !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:52, archived)

Ahhhhh that's better!

WEEEEEE!

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XLVII .uk, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:58, archived)

Bleh.

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:24, archived)

my thoughts exactly

*click*

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St. Defenestration The REAL one, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:25, archived)

* Myshight

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:36, archived)

this

see also

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McBadger COW, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 18:09, archived)

You love it or hate it

I hate it.

(waxdart hello., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:26, archived)

b3ta.com/board/7856907

/whoring blog

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XLVII .uk, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:33, archived)

i love hating it.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:34, archived)

agreed

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:26, archived)

Font!

Wholeheartedly agree, though.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:26, archived)

Font!

I made it myself! That's why it's shit!

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:28, archived)

you pooed in a jar?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:29, archived)

I might as well have.

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:29, archived)

lets just tell everyone you did

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:29, archived)

Righto!

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:31, archived)

well - get on with it then

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:33, archived)

BALLS

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:26, archived)

Yes. Balls of shit. Out of a dog's arse.

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:30, archived)

TRUE

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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:27, archived)

all too true

and a pox on those who disagree!

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Duncoffin is life., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:27, archived)

YES!

*clicks*

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ClanSoul, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:27, archived)

I am indifferent to it

I think. I certainly don't love it, but I don't think I hate it.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:27, archived)

*manhugs*

*clamps to b3ta*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:28, archived)

oooh

my nipples!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:29, archived)

sod your nipples...

...you squirted me in the fuckin eye!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:37, archived)

Marmite Rocks!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:28, archived)

squire

*adds powdered cheese*

there you go - that's better

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:28, archived)

^this

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:28, archived)

I still can't quite shake the mental image of your glistening torso

and those flowing locks

my hair used to be longer though

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:30, archived)

bless.

i used to have longer, then i dreadlocked it, shaved them off and a few years ago started all over again, i'm getting on now, so who knows how long i get to keep it.
i'm saving any sheddings for future implantation.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:34, archived)

longer than what?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:36, archived)

a pox to you sir!

*poxes*

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Duncoffin is life., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:32, archived)

Damn right Bilbo!

It is the greatest thing ever :)

Well apart from me anyway :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 18:32, archived)

Contains vegetarians.

I neither love it nor hate it.

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Tart Monkey, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:29, archived)

I've never tasted shite so I can't make a comparison

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:30, archived)

Yeah, right.

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:31, archived)

perhaps the B vatamins to which it refers is indeed hepatitis

... and it probably doesn't contain meat

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:32, archived)

I've never tasted Marmite so I can't make a comparison

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boris the spider, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:34, archived)

Ha Ha

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Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:32, archived)

Woo!

More of this!!

*agrees*

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XLVII .uk, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:34, archived)

YES.

*click*

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:36, archived)

i agree

as an australian, i prefer vaginamite

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 18:15, archived)

Wotcha after-work shift

I made you* a picture

Click it for biggers

Also; I need some advice.
What is the best/cheapest way to get my PS2 to play other region dvds?
I've been looking at DVD Region X, but there are loads of versions/copies of it, and frankly I'm a bit suspicious that there aren't more Ebay listings for it, usually if something is widely used then it's on Ebay.

*not you specifically, but you can look anyway

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:24, archived)

AFTER work?

Does that mean I can go now?

*glees*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:25, archived)

I don't even START until 9pm tonight :(

I just noticed that the day shift appears to have buggered off due to the time, and there is mostly a new crowd now

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:27, archived)

I buggered off due to lack of hummus

(mine, not the boards)

But I'm back despite this for the remnants of the day... Starting at 9pm though? Ouch... you're not a FUHL are you?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:30, archived)

Sadly no

If I were I might have more prospects/management support right now, the NHS is pretty fucked but you can't deny that they are big on chain of command!

I'm a care worker for a private 'charitable organisation'

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:32, archived)

Ah but wait!

This mans that you can, with enough experience, undertake Social Work training, and then you've got chain of command, salary you can live on AND a professional qualification!

(none of which explains why I make ringtones instead of doing something worthwhile)

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:34, archived)

Yeah, I'd considered something along those lines

Not sure where to start though, and don't want to waste my time on more qualifications without knowing where I'm heading this time

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:44, archived)

They've introduced new working hours at our place

It's most confusing :(

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:32, archived)

Hahah! took me a second

But yeah, squeeze dem employees for all they're worth. Barstards.

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:34, archived)

nicely...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:37, archived)

just a thought,

burn them to your computer then copy them to suit
your ps2's region.
takes a few hours but cheap.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:28, archived)

You can get that Region X for under a tenner if you go to the right place

It seems to be cheaper and less hassle in the long run to go with something like that

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:29, archived)

sounds reasonable

i know bugger all about ps2's, i thought they were games things, didn't know they played dvd's as well.
but i do know how to burn a dodgy dvd.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:32, archived)

Hahaha

Nicely!

/still at w**k

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XLVII .uk, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:36, archived)

I used DVD Region X for a while

It does the job, but you have to put it in every time before you watch a DVD.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:38, archived)

Aye

I'm not going to be using it much though so I don't think it would be a bad alternative to actually modding the console.

I guess I've pretty much answered my own question really, I was just really curious about why it isn't about more if it's the best option

Edit: Also, did you purposefully not answer my query about your book earlier, or did you just miss it?

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:43, archived)

I missed it

what was your question?

EDIT: Ah right, it's a cyberpunk thing. Butch men who get heroically injured, sexy women with mysterious pasts, AIs who want something inscrutable, violence, and bagpipe players busking.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:47, archived)

hmm

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WOLF .™, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:20, archived)

Gordon looks slimmer

WOO YAY -- I hate the whole idea of this programme and the wolly limpings and everything and and and - hello b3tans

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:22, archived)

There you are!

And there I am!

How jolly...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:24, archived)

bonjour monsyoor james

how be thee? I am a hard working worker monkey now -- hence and therefore less b3ta

:(

Also - I spilled delicious life giving coffee all over my desk and no it smells like a delicious coffee.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:27, archived)

I am a slacking worker monkey who is aiming for a better job...

Thus spending a lot of time on B3ta to the point that I've become desensitised to EVERYTHING...

Coffee desk smells like a good idea though...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:32, archived)

I'm thinking of marketing it to coder monkeys

www.thinkgeek.com would be all up inside it like a fat girl in a pie shop, for girls.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:33, archived)

Is it wrong that that image turns me on?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:36, archived)

it depends how much gravy she's spilled down her chin

and whether it's chicken, beef or onion gravy.

... essentially, you're mostly alright.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:38, archived)

Good-O

cause it's a bit late anyway to be honest...

*shame*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:43, archived)

£9bn, £12bn, £17bn

and then £22bn

France won!

(waxdart hello., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:22, archived)

why, he'll just have to find another way to get some cash

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:24, archived)

I want this tie...

But in red.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:26, archived)

I was going to make the tie red

to be more Laboury. But I couldnae be arsed.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:29, archived)

I also want one in plain red, with a tiny hammer and sickle embroidered on it near the knot.

For when I next visit the States.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:33, archived)

You'd actually be shot

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:43, archived)

...

(LazyBastard, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 18:24, archived)

£9bn fon a glonified

aponta day!

?

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 18:32, archived)

Nawty Shark

Give him back!

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Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:18, archived)

what's that black thing in the water?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:20, archived)

Oprah Winfrey

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:21, archived)

goodbye coffee

hello keyboard

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:23, archived)

pffft!

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Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:23, archived)

Orca Winfred?

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 18:42, archived)

a dinghy

You can see it better on the video I just posted on the links board.

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Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:23, archived)

FACT

if you try and have gay with a shark it will run away, with its legs!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:21, archived)

Even the gay ones?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:22, archived)

especially them

they're not into this humantyality stuff

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:23, archived)

Bloody gret party poopers

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:23, archived)

Eeuw

Shark scat?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:25, archived)

two sharks

one giant clam

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:28, archived)

I know

a bit of shark on person action never did anyone any harm... they have no imagination.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:25, archived)

woo

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:21, archived)

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Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:31, archived)

Poor Dusty and his inferior mode of transport...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:16, archived)

Ris?

(Pachey, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:17, archived)

*does 3, 2, 1 spazz hands*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:20, archived)

What's up dusty?

*Looks for new escalator source*

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XLVII .uk, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:18, archived)

nice escalator action

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:22, archived)

Thanks.

It took ages... : )

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:30, archived)

that's nice, here's a similar image of a skateboarding kitten i did some time ago

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:23, archived)

I waited for ages.

there was no kitten.
I am sad now.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:29, archived)

I think I've been on this escalator...

It goes to a hotel bar...

I'm not sure how one gets out again though... hic!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:28, archived)

Freds Message of Goodwill to All women..

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:13, archived)

bend over.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:15, archived)

Waaaay ahead of you squire.

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:16, archived)

lol 'cause rape's funny!!1!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:16, archived)

the brief said "inappropriate"

that looks as inappropriate as anything to me so i don't see anything wrong with it at all.

so to speak.

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boris the spider, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:18, archived)

there's inappropriate and funny..then there's shite

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:20, archived)

I'd be interested in hearing your thesis on this, Sah

;)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:22, archived)

that was it.

what more is there to add.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:25, archived)

^ :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:29, archived)

this is true

as a purveyor of shite myself i shall refrain from commenting further

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boris the spider, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:23, archived)

especially

when she deserves it

(Cluster, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 18:48, archived)

It's a treat for all involved

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

(yeknom 's usual account has locked him out, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:18, archived)

i'll take two please!

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:19, archived)

Oh fucking fucking fuck shit shit shit what was that? Oh shit fuck bollocks!

www.nme.com/news/status-quo/33107

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Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:01, archived)

TEH QUO!

I SEE'D THEM!

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ClanSoul, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:03, archived)

ME TOO'D

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:05, archived)

I HAVEN'T POO'D SINCE YESTERDAY MORNING

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ClanSoul, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:05, archived)

WORK IT OUT WITH A PENCIL

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:09, archived)

BUT I DO'D ALL MY MATHS FOR TODAY

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ClanSoul, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:09, archived)

MY GAPHICS CARD DIE'D

NO NEED FOR AN APOSTROPHE.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:10, archived)

I DE-WEDGIE'D MYSELF

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ClanSoul, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:14, archived)

DONT WORRY

I ORDER'D A NEW ONE

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:14, archived)

PASTRY TREE!?'D

/AC WITH "'D" ADDED TO IT

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ClanSoul, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:16, archived)

*cue 2001 music*

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:04, archived)

how strange..

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:04, archived)

You bastards just lost The Game

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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:04, archived)

the game

is lame

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:05, archived)

you're only saying that

because you lost.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:43, archived)

I'll jack your fucking head in a minute

haha shit

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ClanSoul, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:05, archived)

Your assumption that I was even playing the game means you lose by default.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:05, archived)

i have no idea what the game is

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:06, archived)

is he singing the pearl & dean theme tune?

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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:08, archived)

if that's what you want

then yes, yes he is.

nelly dean i know, pearl and dean is a new one on me.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:10, archived)

Sometimes heard at the cinema.

Babababababa
www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3ORM0LVpbY

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:12, archived)

well i never did

i had no idea it was called pearl and dean, i think the last time i went to a cinema they were still doing it, followed by an ad for an indian restaurant and something that proclaimed 'this is cinema'
they went to pot when they banned smoking and turned the volume up.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:16, archived)

You can choose to care or not,

but there isn't anyone who isn't playing.
Except Chuck Norris.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:07, archived)

and me.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:11, archived)

I demand you and Chuck fight it out

for my amusement.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:12, archived)

I agree.

Since he is not here, however, he loses by default.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:15, archived)

Cunning.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:16, archived)

I've devised a new gameshow called 'Up-Chuck Norris'

Contestants take turns to shove things 'Up-Chuck Norris'
It's also a pun, you see.
I think it'll be huge.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:16, archived)

*yawns*

*wanks into a carrier bag*

*yawns some more*

*checks watch*

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:05, archived)

It's not a watch, it's a Time Machine.

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ClanSoul, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:07, archived)

STOP STEALING MY INVENTIONS.

Oh wait we did it together.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:12, archived)

Yep.

I was talking about it today.
We should give it a small chip, and a usb-small Time-Machine port so you can download ringtones on it, for an alarm.
Imagine the scene as you walk into the office at 9am and Pink Floyd's "Time" blasts out of your watch to tell you it's 9am!

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ClanSoul, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:16, archived)

How rare!

When finding out how many songs I have in media player for this thread, I double clicked on "all music" and out of the 3299 songs I have on there, "Time" just HAPPENED to be the one that played :P

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ClanSoul, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:19, archived)

*patents*
*kicks you out the business*
*effectively raping your idea*
*and then you too*

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:21, archived)

*holds out*

*wins*
*rapes your closest family member*
*dumps in bag of compost and resells*
*...*
*profits*

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ClanSoul, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:28, archived)

That was my lunch!

Mmmm that's some tasty shit!

:D

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XLVII .uk, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:07, archived)

Yes, today I am cumming tomato sauce

tomorrow it will be tobasco. As I result I shall try not to ejaculate tomorrow.

*Crosses legs*

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:09, archived)

*shows center pages of latest Milf Monthly*

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XLVII .uk, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:12, archived)

haha!~

I yawned in a carrier back and wanked while a Czech watched!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:08, archived)

That Czech

he loves to look at your cock.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:10, archived)

Why a carrier bag?

(Pachey, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:08, archived)

it was handy

and I didn't want to spoil my lemsip.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:09, archived)

if 'spoil my lemsip' isn't a euphemism I'll chew my fins off

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:13, archived)

If you can guess what it means

I'll chew them off for you.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:15, archived)

Is 'chew them off for you' also a euphamism?

(Pachey, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:20, archived)

...aaaaand I'm done

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:22, archived)

was it in a carrier bag

or up the lemsip?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:26, archived)

Right between the beechams

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:27, archived)

cheaper than a johnny

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boris the spider, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:10, archived)

every little helps...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:15, archived)

hahahahahahahaha!

You nutter!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:18, archived)

so?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:09, archived)

No, you can't lose the game - that would be too easy.

You can only win it.

But you can only win by forgetting the game.

Ergo, remembering the game is only bad because it reduces your chances of ever winning.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:17, archived)

That'll only end in disaster.

Come into the forest...teh Quo beckons you close...

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:15, archived)

the quo are shite

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:17, archived)

TXOAP?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 18:05, archived)

hahahahaha wut!?

teh que

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McBadger COW, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 18:25, archived)

Dragons I'd give him the money if I were you............

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WOLF .™, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:53, archived)

heather mills?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:53, archived)

not sure where i was going with that.......

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WOLF .™, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:55, archived)

I'm not sure either

but I like it.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:56, archived)

He didn't even have to wave his sword!

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XLVII .uk, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:00, archived)

haha - odd.

Now give her basic instinct legs...

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:03, archived)

Nooooooooooooooo....

Please don't.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:17, archived)

Odd-Fish.

Clickity for readable & accompanying rant.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:48, archived)

YAY!

*wants moar*

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ClanSoul, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:49, archived)

yay! woo! these are brilliant

your drawing skills make me feel inadequate

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:54, archived)

This is ace!

I could not imagine living with no music!
There can't be many of you, do you seriously not have one song, be it tape, record or anything?

Wow!

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XLVII .uk, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:56, archived)

^This

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ClanSoul, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:00, archived)

NO!

Nothing. To me ALL music is at best 'meh' and at worst makes me want to buy an ak-47 and go columbine on people's arses.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:00, archived)

I would agree with you when it comes to new popular stuff

but the old stuff never dies!

Nice choice of weapon..... lets go hit the disco!

:D

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XLVII .uk, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:02, archived)

MURDER ON THE DANCE FLOOR

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:08, archived)

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XLVII .uk, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:20, archived)

Music is everything.

*tempted to post a picture of the music he bought over the last month*

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Ttssattsr, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:03, archived)

Knowing you,

you'd be able to make a picture by moulding each band around each other to create an amusing shape.

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ClanSoul, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:05, archived)

I CAN MAKES A MUSIC WILLY.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:06, archived)

I could make a 3000x3000 picture of the world, down the the exact geography of mountains doing that with the name of every song I have on my Zen.

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ClanSoul, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:09, archived)

COO!!

A Zen though. I didn't realise you were ... ONE OF THEM.

Also, I will take a picture now!

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Ttssattsr, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:10, archived)

3299 songs :P

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ClanSoul, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:17, archived)

4 Gig Nano for me.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:23, archived)

Cool :)

That's just in the last month?

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ClanSoul, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:34, archived)

It is!

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Ttssattsr, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 18:22, archived)

I got a shiny Zen today.

It's crashed already.
I've updated the firmware and am now crossing my fingers.
Other than that it's shiny as fook and lovely.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:14, archived)

I have Zen Vision M: 30Gb

It's awesome :D
I love it.

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ClanSoul, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:17, archived)

the missis likes her tunes

'couldn't give a monkeys 'bout music...unless its Heavy Metal + Quake 3 and some headphones :D

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:06, archived)

I very rarely listen to music when on here.

but I must know it's there if I want to.
I'd hate it!

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XLVII .uk, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:09, archived)

I am very much liking this strip

The music thing is weird though

(Pachey, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:16, archived)

I am aware of this.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:37, archived)

Keep em comming mate

I love these

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Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:26, archived)

Why are you not in the papers yet?

It's an outrage.
Clicks

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Tart Monkey, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:28, archived)

Hehehe! These are greatness.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:28, archived)

Awwww.

Tiggers is kayoot.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:43, archived)

PHROAAAR!

Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:43, archived)

Would

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:01, archived)

Miaow!

Wooooooity!

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ClanSoul, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:44, archived)

First kitty cute

Hidden kitty troubling.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:44, archived)

second kitty needs to wipe better

she has clagnuts.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:56, archived)

she?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:58, archived)

This^

That is clearly a Tom-arse.

Just imagine him marking his territory!

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:02, archived)

not being a cat owner i wouldn't know these facts.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:04, archived)

I think even not being a cat owner

you probably know that cats don't have buttocks.
And if the did, would their thighs be fatter than their buttocks?
Probably not.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:07, archived)

I didn't want that image in my head.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:58, archived)

you drew it

draw a nekkid lady getting out of the bath and straddling a towel and using a back and forward motion to clean her 'undercarriage'.

that should get the claggy image out of your head.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:03, archived)

I'd like to see Andrew doing this

Where is the fella these days? Haven't seen him on the board for AGES

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:04, archived)

^ THIS ^

Come on Thor, I am on the last month of me McDavis a
calendar, don't let me get withdrawal!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:08, archived)

calendar is half way done

but due to having a new kitchen installed i have sadly fallen behind on the required element of getting it finished on time.

i apologies for my lateness, i shall try and get it finished on time.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:13, archived)

work has required me to move for a quiet little corner where i could skive

to a more visible position, thus i can no longer get away with drawing all day and doing little or no work.

i will be back to normal soon, i hope.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:17, archived)

She is a cat after all

~~wipe~~ lick

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Weetobix, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:02, archived)

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

that is tooooooo cute!
most sexy, i like the whiskers and the leaf!

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:45, archived)

cute?

THEY'RE ALL MURDERERS! EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM!

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Mr. Johnson, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:45, archived)

You've never swatted a fly?

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ClanSoul, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:46, archived)

yeah, and I bet he never ett it, either!

and I bet he never ett it either! HONK!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:49, archived)

I usually leave that to my dog.

But he eats live ones too.

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ClanSoul, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:55, archived)

! Trans- er... -mog -rified !

I never suspected Impending Autumn girl was a shape-shifter.

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Bee Nice |-|, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:46, archived)

Neither did she.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:50, archived)

Impending Autumn is still one of my all time favourites

I think because it's a perfectly executed short story, in a single frame.

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Bee Nice |-|, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:54, archived)

Main: Woo! Looks just like my kitteh

Link: Why am I looking at your cats arse?

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:48, archived)

I'm told that, if they turn their back to you, it's a sign of trust......

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:52, archived)

Arf!

Mis-placed trust I fear :)

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:53, archived)

Aha

leaves them open to attack by well aimed pencil + elastic band

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Weetobix, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:04, archived)

Nicely drawn!

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XLVII .uk, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:57, archived)

rrrrowf!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:06, archived)

...

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:40, archived)

Stop taking the piss out of me :'(

Hehehe

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ClanSoul, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:41, archived)

Snailfest 2000!

Hello my special little worker ants. I've been creating a calendar which I will soon sell at you all! A colour calendar too! Wow!

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:27, archived)

this is ace

and quite how i throw

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:29, archived)

I cna now distinctly tell the difference

woo!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:30, archived)

I throw like

twenty girls, that's how bad I throw!

*awaits calendar with glee and burgundy*

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The Neville What what what, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:30, archived)

Can you harness the power

of twenty girls for other tasks too?

Do you have to keep the girls in a box?

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:31, archived)

twenty girls

can also be used to power a kettle, or to stir your tea after pouring in milks!

They come wrapped in Invinci-Plastic - more commonly known as that rock solid plastic that encases most electrical gadgets under a certain size.

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The Neville What what what, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:33, archived)

I like your mental thing on the popular page

(Pachey, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:39, archived)

can they power my kettle down there? v v

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:42, archived)

That's the siginificance of burgundy.

Most girls are allergic to it. Just line with burgundy felt whatever you don't want them to touch.

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ClanSoul, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:33, archived)

saw a great letter in the mirror the other day

i have a recipe that tells me to use 30ml of burgundy.

what is burgundy?

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gravytrain, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:45, archived)

I'm not sure anymore.

But the more I say it, the less the word holds meaning..

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ClanSoul, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:48, archived)

it's when two men love each other very much

and want to express that love in a physical way...

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:51, archived)

Isn't that wrestling?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:53, archived)

Wow!

The calender looks fab!

& pffft at the throwing, this happened to me once!

:D

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XLVII .uk, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:31, archived)

Yay!

I will buy such a thing :D

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ClanSoul, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:32, archived)

Perhaps he should throw with his right hand

I throw like a girl lefty too.

(and righty, for that matter)

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setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:33, archived)

ooooh

I can an ENLARGED Patrick Moore!

*Awaits impatiently*

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:37, archived)

I want to to see a george washington character with those bug eyes.

Great stuff.

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:39, archived)

Yay!

and yay for wordy backgrounds!
cheeky pea.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:40, archived)

ha ha! :D

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:43, archived)

what a special thing

i look forward to t'calendar also

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:41, archived)

haha!

Thank you for reminding me of this:
Armando Iannucci - Inadequacy

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:56, archived)

Calendar?!

*wants*

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:58, archived)

They have been here all along...

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samjuk, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:27, archived)

Is this turning into a marmite bandwagon?

The vile stuff is everywhere!
Woo to the pic

'Ning all!

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ClanSoul, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:28, archived)

'ning mate!

I do hope so....

Also, I need help with layer management!
Could you point me in the right direction cause I can't work it out!
:S

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XLVII .uk, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:34, archived)

What's the problem?

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ClanSoul, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:42, archived)

I can't seem to find a way of seeing what layer is what.

I cant delete they bottom layer I'm using as reference, I cant see how to hide the layer I've just done....... What isn't the problem?

I'm probably just being a complete twat but really can't see it!

:S

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XLVII .uk, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:49, archived)

Open the layers dialogue.

Shift+Control+L
Or "Layers" In the menu titles "Layer"
There's an eye next to the layers, click to toggle the layers on/off.
To delete a layer, select it, and click "Layer" and then "Delete Current Layer"

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ClanSoul, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:58, archived)

I'll try that when I get home!

Thank you muchly.
Aside from that I have found the software very easy to use!
It's just that I'm so used to Photoshop anything else is a mountain to climb.

:D

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XLVII .uk, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:06, archived)

Once you get used to it, it's brilliant.

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ClanSoul, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:06, archived)

ancient marmots!

*shows to Darwin*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:29, archived)

Nice!

www.b3ta.com/board/7859232

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:29, archived)

haha

i know.. that's why it's here... or is that just for everyone else to see, again

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samjuk, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:31, archived)

Yay!

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:33, archived)

Yes!!

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XLVII .uk, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:35, archived)

Bravo

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Tart Monkey, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:41, archived)

I'm sorry

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:21, archived)

great zoomage

woo!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:22, archived)

Thanks :)

it's my first attempt at zooming, glad it wasn't too jerky

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:24, archived)

could perhaps afford to lose a few frames to make it more instant zoomy

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:25, archived)

Cheers for the tip :)

That'll help me keep the file sizes down too.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:27, archived)

Hahahah fantastic!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:24, archived)

This is not getting enough attention

It's well woo!

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 17:03, archived)

i'd probably risk

the eye stabbage, i'm not keen on matt damon

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:26, archived)

^this!

'ningles!

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XLVII .uk, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:29, archived)

'nings!

i'm going to see the babby soon

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:30, archived)

Sweet

For the first time?
or did you go sunday?

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XLVII .uk, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:32, archived)

first time

i was still a bit sniffly on sunday, didn't want to pass my germs on to the wee one

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:34, archived)

Aww, she was only 6Lb something wasn't she?

That's about the size our girl was!
She's gonna be tiny!

:D

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XLVII .uk, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:41, archived)

6lb 10

i can't wait to see her!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:43, archived)

I bet you can't!

Have fun wont you.

:D

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XLVII .uk, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:50, archived)

i will

bye for now!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:51, archived)

Byeeee!

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XLVII .uk, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:58, archived)

I can see where you're coming from

but i value my eyes more than a couple of hours of my time.
even so...

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:29, archived)

i wear glasses

so the knife would skid off

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:30, archived)

always one step ahead

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:31, archived)

you have to be

when people and damons are giving you ultimatums

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:35, archived)

Does this happen often then?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:37, archived)

all the time

i'm a damon magnet

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:38, archived)

i'm truly sorry,

that must be horrible

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:41, archived)

it's getting better

i used to be a mong magnet, that's how i met my ex

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:44, archived)

*EDIT* many moons ago Swaza did a series like this:

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:08, archived)

Hahaha

They're still laughing!

:D

[ed] Also! sig related!

b3ta.com/board/7856907

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XLVII .uk, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:10, archived)

The Quo laugh at ALL misfortune

even their own.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:11, archived)

inb between

love Christmas

hate buying presents

the physical shopping aspect

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:16, archived)

I knows what you means!

I always say I'm gonna do all my shopping in October/November but it never happens!

:D

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XLVII .uk, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:21, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7859232

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:17, archived)

Hahaha

Tha's ace!

I still wouldn't though!

:D

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XLVII .uk, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:19, archived)

haha

that's poetic justice right there.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:11, archived)

I like it

I like it
I like it
etc

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:12, archived)

Nice refraction

Where in Surrey are you going?

(Pachey, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:14, archived)

Chessington

although not the World of Adventures

I'm looking forward to sleeping on the train

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:15, archived)

I used to go there when I was a nipper

It was called Chessington Zoo then. Johnny Morris did the commentary on the monorail.

/reminisces

(Pachey, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:21, archived)

did he do the commentary for monorails in

Ogdenville, Brockway and North Haverbrook?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:26, archived)

monorail monorail monorail monorail

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:39, archived)

i call

the big one bitey

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:45, archived)

Splendid!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:14, archived)

How The smeg did they chuck that out of a hotel window?

(~MMD and where dose one what this so hard?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:16, archived)

down down

deeper and down :)

(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:20, archived)

On the same theme...

(sort of) www.b3ta.com/board/7858999

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:24, archived)

Pink Panther?

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ClanSoul, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:24, archived)

*squint*

not QUITE like that - but good effort
(where are they?)

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:25, archived)

In the pool.

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ClanSoul, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:48, archived)

Blog & Archive

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beaubodor blogless, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:05, archived)

Excellent.

Where do I sign?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:06, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:00, archived)

SHOUT DOG DOG SHOUT DOG SHOUT SHOUT DOG SHOUT DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG SHOUT SHOUT DOG SHOUT

FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH!

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Just Flange, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:00, archived)

weeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllll.....

you know you make me wanna

SNOUT!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:01, archived)

10, 9 , 8, 7

just counting down to someone CDCing that young lady

6, 5....

edit/ and woo for dog shouting!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:08, archived)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:13, archived)

Pfffft

Took me a while....

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XLVII .uk, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:15, archived)

oh bugger

CDC not CND...

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:20, archived)

heh heh

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:21, archived)

Not to be confused with a Horse Whisperer

The results could be disasterous!

:D

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XLVII .uk, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:10, archived)

Not if you used a silencer...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:13, archived)

happy xmas !

(I_am_B, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:43, archived)

But does it contain

the strangest of all meats, turkey ham?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:48, archived)

I get pissed off when I see that in the shops!

ANd I just accidentally clicked 'i like this' to your statement:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:51, archived)

\o/

BM are the only company that make it. It's wierd!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:52, archived)

Well people think 'Well its cheap and it's meat so I'll buy it'

If it's not good enough meat to put in a fry up don't get it I say.

'Honey. Do you wnat a turkey-ham butty for breakfast? I know you went out on the piss last night.'

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:54, archived)

SPAM

best of all the meat bastards

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gravytrain, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:59, archived)

Turkey

Bacon.......

I bet thers neither in it.

(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:00, archived)

Or that veggie crap that pretend to be bacon

I kid ye not 'Fakon'.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:15, archived)

"meat bastards"....

..is a phrase that should gain wider acceptance within the catering and retail environment.

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Tart Monkey, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:01, archived)

bastard meat toucher

BMT

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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:03, archived)

^this

better than meat derivatives

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:04, archived)

mechanically separated meat.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:05, archived)

How exactly..

Does one "Mechanically" remove meat from a carcass?

I thought it was a high powered hose, then the bits are sweeped up, and then taken away and made into things...

(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:06, archived)

that makes it sound like

the meat was having a fight and they had to employ a robot to break it up.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:06, archived)

MEAT FIGHT!

GO ON YOU MEATY BASTARD GIVE HIM WHAT FOR!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:08, archived)

*meat punches*

*ducks*
*chickens*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:12, archived)

SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY!

The meaty bastard vs killer the robot! Don't miss out!

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:13, archived)

i'll have a tenner

on killer to win in the first

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:18, archived)

like roadkill

the pigeon was mechanically separated from its head, and now i'm enjoying this tasty doner kebab

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gravytrain, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:15, archived)

the finest meat bastard sausages

chock full of lips and trotters.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:04, archived)

and..

teeth!

(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:05, archived)

that stuff is rank

it's like skin grafts in a packet.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:52, archived)

Hahaha skin grafts come from the bum

That's prime steak compared to reclaimed meat!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:10, archived)

mmmmm rump

best of all the arse-related by-products

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:13, archived)

You've never seen a pig and a turkey getting it on then?

oh that reminds me I need that DVD back when you get a minute.

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:55, archived)

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