b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Archive 32934 (Older | Newer)

[challenge entry] Biblical Sat Nav


Is this the poorest quality compo entry ever?
(LOCK, STOCK and one tiny COCK Ex-seam-ingly Good Cakes, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 19:23, archived)
# you obviously don't remember the Macca compo
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 19:24, archived)
# Mrs Macca's failed with her court case...
...she didn't have a leg to stand on.

(groans)
(LOCK, STOCK and one tiny COCK Ex-seam-ingly Good Cakes, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 19:26, archived)
# She's getting back in shape
She's bought a lathe
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 19:27, archived)
# ha ha! any excuse for a poor repost!


*wanders back to /talk*
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 19:27, archived)
# I was looking for something else, but this'll do.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 19:29, archived)
# Warning signs, you say?

CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 19:48, archived)
# That bottom one got me
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 20:32, archived)
# Bloody 'ell Kev!
:p
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 19:30, archived)
# *doffs hat*
e'en sir!
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 19:32, archived)
# Poor quality reposts?
How'd you know my middle name?

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 19:37, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 19:44, archived)
# I love it
but Myrrh is on a BOGOF at Morrisons!!!

By the new bigger pie shop!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 19:25, archived)
# I've seen unshopped, leached pics in comps
So no, not the poorest by a long shot.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 19:25, archived)
# erm...
1) LOW POLY? Is it from a game?
2) TOAP
3) Spelling mistake

It is certainly down there with them!
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 19:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Meh
ryddian
Mehryddian...meridian
(lordy lordy, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 19:15, archived)
# 300 stormtroopers


Click for bigger (136KB)
vs 2 million rebels (1 more pic to go)
(sockhead I promise I'll subscribe exactly a day after, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 19:08, archived)
# You could take a cue from GMOS
...and put all three in the same thread.

Just a friendly suggestion.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 19:13, archived)
# Aren't some of them a little narrow for a stormtrooper?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 19:45, archived)
# Google Deathstar?


Click for bigger (90KB)
(sockhead I promise I'll subscribe exactly a day after, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:57, archived)
# needs adsense
wooo to yoo
(katesbush, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 20:39, archived)
# haha
i love this!
(Cyberpope Oh my god!! Somebody put shit in my pants!!!!!!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 21:38, archived)
[challenge entry] The B.N.P propaganda map of Britain:
.
(LOCK, STOCK and one tiny COCK Ex-seam-ingly Good Cakes, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:47, archived)
# Haha.
win.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:50, archived)
# don't be shy have a proper gander
a proper gander:
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:50, archived)
# Ooooooh . . .
I like to gander at your ganders . . over Gander ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:52, archived)
# Goosequest 2?
Did/are you ever gonna finish it?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:53, archived)
# one day.. it will be finished.
one day. :(

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:55, archived)
# That's lully
"Go get me a beer, human."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:57, archived)
# Tease tease tease
You're like some girls I know

Well, used to know.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:57, archived)
# I see you are just getting up to do more to it!
Bah, you sat back down again..Hang you got up again..Nope you sat down again!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:58, archived)
# That's some cool shit.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 19:00, archived)
# That
is seventeen million kinds of woo.
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 19:03, archived)
# Yay.
I'm sure you must have worked for Delphine in a previous life.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 19:14, archived)
# Flash back FTW!




(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 19:16, archived)
# I wish.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 19:22, archived)
# [it improves every time I see an improvement ;?)
...please do get rid of the bit-pattern on Goose's breast, there's a good chap.

You will be at DrWhen's B'day Bash Will You Not, Old Bean?]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 20:11, archived)
# I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:54, archived)
# Black is Black
I want my baby back.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:50, archived)
# Paint it so ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:52, archived)
# Always paint it so...
ALWAYS!
(LOCK, STOCK and one tiny COCK Ex-seam-ingly Good Cakes, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:53, archived)
# I'm with you on this one !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:54, archived)
# BLACK!!!




(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:52, archived)
# Dark
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Ma ah apps
(Kier Fox, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:34, archived)
# nice song :)
-
(I helped save b3ta! gypsy turnips, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:36, archived)
# WOOHOO I WANT A BELLY MADE OF GOLD
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:43, archived)
# Hooray!
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:50, archived)
# Ha Ha!
Brilliant!
(upside frown has got that thing stuck up there again..., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:56, archived)
# Mindporridge


Click for bigger (151KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:32, archived)
# I see a penguin.
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:34, archived)
# Whippets!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:34, archived)
# gramophone
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:35, archived)
# Shit.
;(
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:37, archived)
# Tapered . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:40, archived)
# branflakes
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:41, archived)
# Truffles . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:42, archived)
# Do you know why shit is tapered like that?
So your asshole doesn't slam shut after.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:42, archived)
# Clap . . . clap . . . applaud !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:43, archived)
# I saw that joke written on a toilet wall in 1987
Except they had spelt it "tappered"

edit: 21 years ago?? fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck....
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:44, archived)
# I thought that was spattered.
Mind you, that works. Do you know why shit is spattered like that? 15 pints of Guinness mate.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:46, archived)
# Will Guinness spatter alone or does it need a pork scratching/crisps active ingredient?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:47, archived)
# And it was old then . . .
tappered does take on a hole different meaning . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:47, archived)
# Hooray for old jokes
How else would we convince the young 'uns that we're comedy geniuses?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:56, archived)
# That's right . . .
pass it on down !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 19:00, archived)
# i like your mindporridge
it's not all skanky and lumpy like ordinary porridge, plus it has a radiation/biohazard sign, which i'm rather fond of.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:35, archived)
# Radioactive porridge
Makes you glow in the dark. Like ReadyBrek.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:35, archived)
# readybrek is a lie!
my brother spent weeks looking for his glow, the idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:38, archived)
# In his urine ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:41, archived)
# no
but he thought he was dying when he shat purple
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:41, archived)
# Purple dye . . . interesting . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:44, archived)
# not dye
he just ate a full jar of beetroot. did i already say he's an idiot?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:45, archived)
# No
You didn't just then, either.
What is your brother?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:48, archived)
# we're still
trying to work that out.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:51, archived)
# Not that there's anything wrong with that . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:50, archived)
# i suppose not
if you like vinegar.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:52, archived)
# Depends on what I'm
going to do with it . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:57, archived)
# i don't like it
but i once sent a small girl to the chippy for a carton of pickled foreskins
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:58, archived)
# amazink
:P
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:35, archived)
# Mindporridge hot !
I would love to see this coloured in . . . or painted . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:37, archived)
# mindporridge cold!
mindporridge in the pot, nine days old!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:38, archived)
# Yummmmmm vintage mindporridge . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:41, archived)
# marvellous
i wish i could do that
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:47, archived)
# *Aces*
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:57, archived)
# Giddyup . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:08, archived)
# Crabs are so last week. ;P
Mind you, I can't stop watching him.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:10, archived)
# Me too !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:15, archived)
# Up. Down. Up. Down.
Up.
Down.
Up.
Down.

*dizzies*
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:16, archived)
# Unrelated:
I just wanted to share this flickr Goldmine...

www.flickr.com/photos/alicita/

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:24, archived)
# i hope i'm that happy when i get old(er)
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:25, archived)
# Surprise!
www.flickr.com/photos/alicita/2201492657/in/photostream/
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:27, archived)
# Mini the smoocher . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:31, archived)
# That puts a new wrinkle
on wrinkles . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:26, archived)
# Iiiiif you're happy and you know it
dribble a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:37, archived)
# Needs more whelk jockey
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:11, archived)
# Why didn't I think of that . . .
back to the forehead !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:17, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:22, archived)
# Is he comin' or goin'?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:12, archived)
# Yes . . . yes he is !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:14, archived)
# Ahhh, danke.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:15, archived)
# Bitter . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:18, archived)
# Jamaica?
No, she wanted to go.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:20, archived)
# Alaska again . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:21, archived)
# jakarta?
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:21, archived)
# Horse in front ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:23, archived)
# Naaaa, we went by canoe.
Or possibly gnu, 'ard to tell mate, it was rainin'..also, I'm blind, innit.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:23, archived)
# Funky Nassau ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:27, archived)
# My husband, quickly, duck behind the couch!


- There's no duck behind this couch..
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:28, archived)
# what do you say to a duck
if you want him to lower his head?
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:30, archived)
# Get down !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:32, archived)
# But there is an elephant
in my pajamas . . . so I shot it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:30, archived)
# He's pacing.
He killed his wife and doesn't know where to hide the body.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:14, archived)
#
Then he's gonna drive to Vegas and try and steal some of his own memorabilia.

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:16, archived)
# Don't be silly.
He'll get in a taxicrab.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:17, archived)
# All hail the taxicrab !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:20, archived)
# *SpaAAAAnnnnngggAaannnggggAAAnnnngggg*
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:20, archived)
# Shut up or I'll claw your eyes out!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:22, archived)
# QuuuuuuuuuuuaaaaaaaAAAiiiiiIIIId!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:24, archived)
# if the shell fits ...
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:20, archived)
# Profit !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:22, archived)
# He'll prolly eat her . . . again . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:16, archived)
# Yay!!
Crabs are better when not compo'd.
Lolchairs are better before the compo ends, however.

Click for bigger not strictly lolchair
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:16, archived)
# pfft!
Aww, it's even got a baby chair in its pouch.
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:17, archived)
# Aye, of course :D
I take it that's the missus, then?
Hello, either way :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:19, archived)
# 'tis she
hallo there :)
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:20, archived)
# Everything peachy?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:20, archived)
# peachy as a peach thing
with peaches in, thank you
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:21, archived)
# Stay away from mum.
She's allergic to peaches!
As for me, I'm brilliant today :D
I had an exam I really wasn't looking forward to, and I counted 72/90 possible correct answers in there.
That's a possible 82% I possibly got which is possibly going to be a high grade.

Did I mention it's possible I passed?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:23, archived)
# possibly.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:25, archived)
# I'm just so pleased with myself
because I really thought I'd fail.
I tried my best to revise, though.
Only exam I've ever revised for.
I did these:
clansoul.deviantart.com/gallery/#_browse/scraps
Almost everything there was on it, thank God.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:28, archived)
# Maintaining your prolificness !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:39, archived)
# Well done!
As a reward you may snog the toad.
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:27, archived)
# I did see that earlier,
but I was having a friendly argument at the time, so I didn't reply to it.
Sehr gut!
I made this last night, which didn't generate much response:
www.b3ta.com/board/7966530
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:30, archived)
# Cor!
That's rather lovely
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:31, archived)
# And almost entirely filters :)
There's exactly one source in there.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:43, archived)
# U FILTAD!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:45, archived)
# Erm..yes?
I just said.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:54, archived)
# I like filters.
I did a bit of filter-cheating with this guy. Got sick of vectoring him after the white bits. :)
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:49, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7970412
I replied for you, too. :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:56, archived)
# Semi-translucent worlds . . . coolish !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:35, archived)
# Rooish !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:19, archived)
# Oh Pooh.
Eyeore kidding me.
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:21, archived)
# Owl have you know
Valin never jokes about those kind of things.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:24, archived)
# Just puts a new spin owl it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:29, archived)
# O RLY?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:30, archived)
# These threads certainly Kanga on a bit
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:33, archived)
# Most of the best do . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:46, archived)
# Sexy time!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:34, archived)
[challenge entry] An old pearoasts
Photobucket


(I helped save b3ta! Chicken Skin Bag Making pearl necklaces since, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:45, archived)
# sealgases?
you loon!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:51, archived)
# ALT F4 NOW
b3ta.com/newsletter/issue311/

EDIT: Link now works. Link now works. Link now works. Link now works. Link now works. Link now works. Link now works. Link now works. Link now works. Link now works. Link now works. Link now works. Link now works. Link now works. Link now works. Link now works. Link now works. Link now works. Link now works.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:29, archived)
# YAY!
HOMETIME!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Excellent song by the way.
Have you listened to any Grinderman?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:37, archived)
# I have. And I done seen them.
In Butlins.

Weird as utter fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:38, archived)
# Grinderman in BUTLINS?!
You lucky sort.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:38, archived)
# Minehead is a thriving hotbed of drugs, drug addicts and drug dealing, mind.
Or at least it used to be.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:45, archived)
# all tomorrow's parties?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:39, archived)
# That's the fella.
Nick Cave one side, the Pirate Castle the other.

But of course.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:43, archived)
# All tomorrow's parties has not been heard until sung by David Sylvian
fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:10, archived)
# ahhh
I saw him perform that live in Berlin on just an acoustic guitar for about 50 people. T'was amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:16, archived)
# He's my absolute
music hero and I too have seen him in his smaller accousic sets. ( I've seen him a lot, I'm sure he knows me as his stalker since 1978 ).
I love his new stuff, he's way out there.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:21, archived)
# Don't really know a lot of his stuff - it was all pretty much new to me then.
He was playing in the rooms where Bowie recorded some of his Berlin period stuff. They had been knocked through and turned into a ballroom/concert hall.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:29, archived)
# Hooray!
Also - I did some art to a picture of Mrs Vagabond:



CFB

EDIT: Yes, I am a shameless whore.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Oooh that's lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:35, archived)
# 404 Not Found lol n00b
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:30, archived)
# although
b3ta.com/newsletter/http://b3ta.com/newsletter/issue311// works, for some fucked-up reason
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:32, archived)
# I was half-expecting horses.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:33, archived)
# I was expecting half-horses
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:37, archived)
# I'm one of them.
Except I'm not, I'm apparently some mad 13th star sign that's some beardy bloke wrangling a snake.

www.geocities.com/astrologyconstellations/ophiuchus.htm

Well, if I believed in such things.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:38, archived)
# Ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:37, archived)
# \o/
Edit: Errr, Rob, that link is 404-ing...

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Maaaaaaan
You do the same thing everyweek!!!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:30, archived)
# quoth the server "404"


edit: you got the link wrong, it should be http://b3ta.com/newsletter/http://b3ta.com/newsletter/issue311//
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:31, archived)
# I'm going to go hom ethings of that
I'll chuckle to meself and get lots of room on the train.
(waxdart hello., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:32, archived)
# *yawns*
Night kids, have a nice weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:34, archived)
# Night Waspy, have a good one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:37, archived)
# This is as good a place as any to put my new woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:31, archived)
# seems so
Angry
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:38, archived)
# I see a giant magenta cock.
(that's yellow and orange and red)
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:42, archived)
# NEC?
Nuclear explosion cock?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:43, archived)
# my sides are hurting
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:31, archived)
# get out of the combine harvester.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:36, archived)
# sharnt
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:44, archived)
# Die then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:45, archived)
# *dies*
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:47, archived)
# there is something like
that daily mail headline generator, though not quite what you asked for
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Oh, Robert.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:34, archived)
# you are my nan
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:35, archived)
# yay
my lazerdisc joke :)

its a reference to the film demolition man. the woman says to sylvester stallones character (who wakes up in the distant future after having been frozen) "wow, you are even better live than on lazerdisc !"

because in the early 90's they must have reckoned that lazerdisc would be the dominant format in the far future.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:46, archived)
# huzzah! cheers rob
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:47, archived)
# Is this wrong? EDIT


Sorry. =(
(I helped save b3ta! Pippa off home and away Misses Smoking, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Quite considerably.
That's Hiroshima, isn't it? Oh I can't remember. I do remember the little girl's face though.

*sods off to google to find out*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:24, archived)
# n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-nineteen
I mean Vietnam.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Have you seen Jacob's Ladder?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:28, archived)
# yes, why?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:28, archived)
# I was just wondering.
No agenda or aim, actually. Which is a bit weird, you'd think I'd have some sort of point in mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:29, archived)
# I certainly thought there was going to be a point and feared it would be cutting!
Good film, Jacob's Ladder, haven't seen it in years - might have to dig it out over the weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:32, archived)
# It is pretty excellent, I think.
Watch Pi while you're at it- make your head explode ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:34, archived)
# or make you drill a hole in it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Yeah, but in a good way.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:38, archived)
# Jacob Dyer?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Yup
(Fluffster, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Yeah
I thought it was.
(I helped save b3ta! Pippa off home and away Misses Smoking, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:26, archived)
#
Almost certainly.
(thebadger Isn't lurking for a change on,, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:25, archived)
# You broke my giggle bone :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:26, archived)
# if its wrong to post a naked picture of a lady on b3ta
what makes you think its ok to post a naked picture of an 8 year old girl

FUCK OFF
(A Hospital Carpark, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:27, archived)
# it's a very famous photograph
it's hardly going to be mistaken for porn, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:28, archived)
# i know what it is
but de-humanising it by "attempting" to add humour leaves it as just a picture showing an 8 year old girls bits.

Deep Throat is also famous, also NSFW
(A Hospital Carpark, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:30, archived)
# I'd prefer to think of an 8 year old's genitalia as non-sexual.
Than immediately consider them to be. Otherwise I'm never going to see kids playing on the beach in their birthday suits and think 'this is the way it should be'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:33, archived)
# WHAT!?
nude photos, of 8, 18 or 80 year olds are NSFW... doesnt matter if theyre famous, porn or medical, its NSFW.

What you just said is irrelevant.
(A Hospital Carpark, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:57, archived)
# *sigh*
Why is this rule so difficult for some people to understand?

NSFW is anything that looks like porn. A grainy 35 year old black and white photo with Vera Duckworth's head badly pasted on it (sorry lynx :P) does not look like porn.

I can't believe I've got to quote from the 'holy' FAQ, but it says it better than I could:

"This means 'Not Safe for Work' or in other words it's porn. We like to keep b3ta free from any images which are, or could be mistaken as pornographic. Lots of employers take a dim view of people using their work computer to look at porn and in some places it can get you sacked on the spot.

We don't want to censor people, or make a moral judgement about what they should be looking at, we would simply ask that any pictures which could be mistaken for porn are linked with an appropriate warning for those viewing at work. Same goes for any links to sites with porny content (watch those banner ads), please give fair warning about the content."

I suggest you gain a perspective if you think a grainy photo of a terrified 8 year old who's had her clothes burned off is considered porn. It's lots of other things, but porn it aint.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:04, archived)
# Then why dont you print it out and stick it to the top of your monitor at work
"its ok boss, people on the internet said its SFW."
(A Hospital Carpark, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:12, archived)
# No thanks
It's a horrible picture.

(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:14, archived)
# He's correct though.
b3ta does not operate a generic NSFW policy, it relies on self-policing to ensure that images posted can not be mistaken as porn by people passing your monitor.
What you are having a problem with is your personal moral outrage which has nothing to do with b3ta and it's policy on images. Sorry but that's just the way it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:19, archived)
# well, if you think the only images that are NSFW are "porny"
or that our bosses derive their moral stance from an online FAQ...

i don't know what to say.
(A Hospital Carpark, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:25, archived)
# An online FAQ can only make general guidelines,
since each employer is different.

If you truly feel that any kind of nudity is for your situation NSFW then keep off the net while at work.

(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:36, archived)
# NO I have not said that.
Many images are not safe for work but here on b3ta only those containing porn are asked to be linked. If you have a problem with the content on b3ta that could get you into trouble with your employer then here's a plan? Go earn your wages and stop fucking around on the net
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:37, archived)
# Looks like it was just you thinking about it
in that way then?
(I helped save b3ta! Pippa off home and away Misses Smoking, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:31, archived)
# so you have to "think" to be able to see nudity?
famous photo or not, its nudity whether you like it or not = not for the /board

twat
(A Hospital Carpark, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:45, archived)
# nude != porn
nor does it mean NSFW.

Michaelangelo's David? Nude
Some of Titian's work? Nude
Are they porn? Only if you're a blinkered US Attourney General
NSFW? Hardly.

It's about context, which is what the above colleagues of ours have been saying. Resorting to name calling means you just lost the argument anyway.

Have a biscuit.
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:18, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7970359
(A Hospital Carpark, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:26, archived)
# i dont think "the only images that are NSFW are 'porny'
or that our bosses derive their moral stance from an online FAQ...'

You're reading into my comment things that I didn't say.

My point is that just because there's an image containing nudity does not mean its NSFW.
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:29, archived)
# tut tut
(katesbush, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Yep.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:27, archived)
# no more than most things
whose head is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Vera Duckworth.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:28, archived)
# ah, soapy

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:30, archived)
# joey capello
(clefth33d, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:06, archived)
#
edit is your friend, thread deleter.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:07, archived)
# kill him!
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:08, archived)
# milk him!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:09, archived)
# snuggle him!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:11, archived)
# That's amazing
How did you do it?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:10, archived)
# .
sphere filter in cs2 & image ready
(clefth33d, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:10, archived)
# U FILTAD!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:12, archived)
# ENTRAPMENT
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:21, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Balls to this
I'm off home.
'Night b3tans and may your weekend bring everything you deserve!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:22, archived)
# g'nite
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Night dude, have a lovely weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Good weekend, Sir
Byeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:26, archived)
# I still had it in tattyshop so...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:10, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:15, archived)
# DId I just hear you say LOL to that old lady?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:17, archived)
# What sad times are these
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Steady, I'm not old!
*checks*

Damn - it appears I am. Sorry. Carry on.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:21, archived)
# that made me laugh like a proper retard
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Are you on crack?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:10, archived)
# I refer you to:
here.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:18, archived)
# flight crash
Link about how electronic warfare devices can cause planes to lose control
www.physics.ohio-state.edu/~wilkins/writing/Assign/topics/twa800-emi.htm

The BA flight apparently took a dive and the nose turned left. Could the deviced to interfere with mobiles and roadside bombs on Pres. Browns motocade have downed the 777
(manbear84, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:04, archived)
# if only there were a place for links
hmmm ...
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:04, archived)
# What a crazy idea!
It'll never take off.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:05, archived)
# call BA immediately
have 'em put it into their Beijing-London service
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:06, archived)
# buh-dum TSCH
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:28, archived)
# *points to linksboard*
People of b3ta say goooooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:04, archived)
# what kind of goo?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:09, archived)
# man goo!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Bah, mind goo!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:11, archived)
# man goo?
*spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:11, archived)
# My man goo
pre-empted your man goo!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:14, archived)
# so I have to eat the biscuit now?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:15, archived)
# And say 'oh what a lovely tea party'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:15, archived)
# cream tea?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Posting a link?
Consider using the links board.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Am it fail tiem?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Hat trick
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:06, archived)
# you may want to try the /links board with that.
Edit: They're all out this afternoon, aren't they?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:05, archived)
# It fucking well better
still be Friday evening.

I want my weekend dammit!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Is it Fail O' Clock ?
WHAT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD IS GOING ON
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Probably
I think I'm going to cook me a nice meal now
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Bahmi Goreng?
I'll be round in a trice.

Should I bring beer?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:13, archived)
# ^ what he said.
:(

I did reply to your Gaz, btw
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:06, archived)
#
I replied to your reply..? :| I think the fabric of the internets is tearing
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Naked internets?!
Golly!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Party Time!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:11, archived)
# IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:14, archived)
# I Say!
Sounds Fab!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:21, archived)
# It is.
Going on? I'm talking to you, trying to fix the SEVENTEENTH WRONG FILE I'VE RECEIVED TODAY and thinking about what I always think about.

It's been fail O'clock for my client since fucking August.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:07, archived)
# hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Bunch o'tards.
Apparently it's silly that I can't find a person out of 32000 by using just their first name and their surname initial.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:09, archived)
# "Mrs P"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:10, archived)
# .....am I being thick?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:11, archived)
# I shouldn't think so :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Are you being cryptic?
*bottom lip trembles*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Just casting doubt on you being thick - more likely to be a shite system and stupid clients
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Ohhh I am being thick.
Client broke my brain, the bitches.

Ooooh alliteration.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:19, archived)
# First name + surname initial
= "Mrs. P."
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Whose first name is Mrs?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:18, archived)
# mrs trellis
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:25, archived)
# 10 points for that, sir
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:29, archived)
# *high five*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:29, archived)
# argh, the third sign of the apocolpyse!
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:06, archived)
# moar fail?
yes more fail
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:06, archived)
# am i allowed to comment on the link?
or is that against the rules
(I helped save b3ta! harryfreeze Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:07, archived)
# do you want to be tarred by the same brush?
*gets tarring brush*
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Oh great
Now we've got filthy thread deleters!
(not you, manbear - you're another case altogether)
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:07, archived)
# *gets lifeboat*
so long suckers!
enjoy your giant-filesize demise!
I didn't want to make a song and dance
but b3ta's about to capsize


... yeah ok *relurks*
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:11, archived)
# You've posted more messages on the links board than you have on this board
surely you've worked out what the links board is for?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:07, archived)
# I was on that same plane a week ago
I think I left behind a radioactive fart, goddamn plane food
(I helped save b3ta! g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:07, archived)
# And then the fish told me I was the Prime Minister of blueberry pankcake.
I said I'm a load of muffins and the orange ran down a treehouse in his octopus eating a rake raping the small child known as antibodies.
At this point the mutator told me I was inside a giant submarine headed towards the sun and I fell out with a cliff because he said I wasnt and then I fell out of the car because it was going at the speed of dark and that's impossible.
Everything went very banana and the blue said that he wasn't going to antilope me anymore.
This made me sad and I went upwards to my knife and said that I'd never eat another swim again.
Vegetable me over one more trousers and there'll be consequences the likes of which your downward facing mind cannot juicebox.
There is cowing aloud on the allowance ratio for operation left ended up right.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:15, archived)
# This was on TV last night.
On a Discovery channel around midnight.
(Fluffster, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Willy to Minge
Please be gentle - it's my first time. In the spirit of things, another unedited map.



Length? About 22,283,464 inches.
(CaptainParalytic, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Got to go to Brest later.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:02, archived)
# via "le wank de tit-soape"
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft!

ouanque
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:05, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:07, archived)
# You might want new tires
I hear it gets slippery around there...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:05, archived)
# I used to work with a French guy
he came from a town partway between Brest and a village called Quim.

so we told him his town's name translated as navel.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:06, archived)
# *wipes tea from monitor*
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:07, archived)
# pfft
don't froget Brest (somwhere in france)

damn! pind misssed
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Does it come in another scale?
Maybe not 1:1?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:02, archived)
# the /board will sink under this weight!
even though rob said it was unsinkable. dammit!
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:03, archived)
# What are you doing?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:03, archived)
# is that a failed fail?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Gentle?
GENTLE!?
You're on internet explorer!
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:03, archived)
# 5 hrs 32 mins?
Christ, that'll ache in the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:04, archived)
# It's a tad big...
Guidelines for an image are 50Kb. This is over 180.

Just try and keep the size down in the future. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Friday Nurse Sally.

Nite nite
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:59, archived)
# It's all a load of tits!
:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Alalysing?
*burns embassy*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:00, archived)
# F**k.
F**KING SPEELCHECK!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Don't worry, it's even funnier now ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Are her boobies talking to her?
Usually they talk to me (in my mind)
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:01, archived)
# I don't get it
why is her tit talking?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Maybe it's got something important to say...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:02, archived)
# That's why I've always got an ear to lend
Or a hand in case it's speaking in Braille.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:03, archived)
# that's what the areola are for around nipples
(old joke)
braille for 'lick here'
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:14, archived)
# still RISing
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Stop thinking about tits then.
*chucks frozen peas in lap*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:04, archived)
# peas with tits?
*hardens*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:07, archived)
# *head in hands*
INSATIABLE.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:08, archived)
# A tit with tits?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:05, archived)
# yup
www.b3ta.com/board/7970011
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:05, archived)
# hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Her Danger Suit is talking
It's a Half-Life pastische
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Sweet talking boobies!
She has sweet talking boobies!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:01, archived)
# GAH!
Overshadowed!

Would you consider an Odd-Fish guest strip Mr Jackson?
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Hahaha
Needs more French maid.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:01, archived)
# needs more kylie in french maid uniform
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:05, archived)
# ^This
and a proper one, not the one she wore on Doctor Who. That dress was far too long.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:10, archived)
# someones OD'ing on Crysis methinks
but yay to heaving chesticle nurses,oh yes :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Half-Life, not Crysis.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:25, archived)
# dammit
knew it had to be one of them there gaming thingys
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:30, archived)
# heheh
TITS!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Odd-Fish Friday- guest strip
by b3ta regular DevilDuck!


Clickity for readable
.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Glees!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:58, archived)
# *GLEES*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:59, archived)
#
the mindpiss is a-flowin'

(I can't even remember the last time I used the term 'glees' about ANYthing.)
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:00, archived)
# No
It's just a thing NobbyNobody's work does to people
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Cheque ok?
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Sure thing.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:08, archived)
# aaaw
poor lil thang.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:59, archived)
# lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Geoff in puffa-grooming shocker!
Balloon rumpus probe at 10!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:59, archived)
# It's all in my manifesto
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:01, archived)
# *votes*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:03, archived)
# *emotes*
[/:-D
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Yeeeeeeeeeeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:00, archived)
# ^_^

yay
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:00, archived)
# yay :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:46, archived)
# It's bloody cold out there.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Precisely!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:57, archived)
# No no no no no no no no no no no no smoking
/Vicar of Dibley blog
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:57, archived)
# redex for me.
edit- now it's not.

editedit- smoking is fucking ACE.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Precisely!

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Yup.
B3ta should have a smoking meet. We can get together and peer at each other through the smog.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:03, archived)
# Ahem
b3ta.com/calendar/event/11413
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:09, archived)
# How much money?!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:10, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:02, archived)
# well I know you agree.
You awesome specimen, you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Haa Ha
/non-smoker blog
(Potatoman, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Be Bolder

(I helped save b3ta! Pippa off home and away Misses Smoking, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:02, archived)
# AAAAAAAAHHHHH
COMIC SAAAANS!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:05, archived)
# *prints*
*puts on notice board*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:05, archived)
# This IS
the future of signs. =)
(I helped save b3ta! Pippa off home and away Misses Smoking, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:07, archived)
# You people not only make yourselves sick
You make those who are near you sick too ¬.¬
Please refrain from giving me cancer.
I'd like to live into my 60's.
I have an evil plan I'd like to carry out that requires me to infiltrate an old folks home.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Well said
and i don't smoke but I'm fucking sick of this witch hunt shit
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 19:17, archived)
# I hope everyone has a peachy weekend.:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Harsh but fair.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:55, archived)
# That looks photoshopped to me, I don't think it's real.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Noooooooo
Adobe Pritstick!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Nicely....
You too, guv'nor!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:56, archived)
# arf! although he did go down in my estimations in those bloody Argos ads!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Yes
That was disappointing. BUt I supposeif you dodn't want to do any real work and get paid for it...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:58, archived)
# brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:58, archived)
# and you sir
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:59, archived)

« Older messages | Newer messages »

XML feeds