(KittyVomitmore super than a can of Tennants,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:41,
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Your map's wrong.
Its about 75 miles North-West of there - close to Burnley.
(barryheadwoundMul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:29,
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I'll buy her a plane ticket
the next time she blows me.
I'll let you know how that goes over.
(hankemurphy, I'm a mess,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:30,
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I missed the lolchairs competition :(
Even so, have this one I'm amazed nobody did.
(hexachordalla la la la la,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:21,
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I did, but I made the whole post invisible too
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:23,
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GENIUS
see this is why you're awesome and I'm... well.
(hexachordalla la la la la,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:23,
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bindun !
(KittyVomitmore super than a can of Tennants,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:24,
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Sup KV
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:27,
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tehhehehehehe
(KittyVomitmore super than a can of Tennants,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:23,
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woo
(hankemurphy, I'm a mess,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:24,
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later i shall shop you a photo of some nipple sniffing poodles.
(KittyVomitmore super than a can of Tennants,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:25,
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haha
I look forward to it
(hankemurphy, I'm a mess,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:28,
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!
(kinksrock over London, rock on Chicago,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:25,
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this
is excellent. I want that book.
(hexachordalla la la la la,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:31,
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haha!
(BloopFri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:47,
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I did this one though
(BloopFri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:47,
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yes I saw
and was impressed by the seeming three-leggedness of it!
(hexachordalla la la la la,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:52,
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I got set upon this weekend, coming back from town 100 yards from where I live, a gang of the local chavscum who took exception to my existing.
Now I'm laid up with a cracked rib and new shapes to my face. This area has just slid into the shithouse in just a few short years. This was a very pleasant picture of me enjoying a day on the beach mid summer, I fucked with it to express how I feel inside at the moment, lets call it therapy... Bigger
Anyone wanna buy a house? Conveniently located in the centre of chavscum hell?
(MockingbirdPractitioner of SCIENCE,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:15,
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The police picked em up a few minutes later in the same area, they match my description,
and I can ID them, but apparently that's not enough, they say they didn't do it, and I can't prove it, so they're already out and walking around outside my house.
So, countdown to the bricks thru the window and my home burnt down, then, as we wait months for a long and drawn out court case with no guarantees... fucking yay for justice.
Could be lots of French terminology derived from oublier though. Oubliette could be 'the state of forgetting to return to work after an unfeasibly long lunch break', or 'the unattractive habit of forgetting to resist invasion', or any number of things really.
/jingoistic blog
(barryheadwoundMul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:37,
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what was the actual order of events...cos it sounds like they attacked you without any provocation at all, like raptors...two at the front one came from behind "clever girl"
(DefyingDarwinOld, untalented and white,,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:21,
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(Kallusspeaks for the Spores,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:21,
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Awww
did the therapy work?
*careful internet hugs*
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:22,
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Oh blimey no
I hope your wounds heal very quickly. Both the ones you can see AND the ones you can't.
I also hope the police get them and kick the shit out of them and put them in stocks so we can all kick the shit out of them.
(FlowerpotNo longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:25,
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I would kick the shit out of them regardless.
*gets kickyboots on*
(hexachordalla la la la la,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:36,
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Sorry to hear that fella, nasty stuff
/have been mugged 3 times myself.
(The Great Architectis still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:27,
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My friend was mugged in Brockley.
They stuck something in his back and said "Gun". Then took the £20 out of his wallet and returned it with his credit cards still in it.
And they didn't look in his bag, which had two flights to Hawaii and £2000 in cash in it!
Cunts.
(collapsibletankprocreates,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:35,
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I've not been mugged
but I was punched in the face in a kebab shop for saying 'no' when some drunk cunt started on my friend Martin. He turned around, saw that I was a little lady and punched me dead on in the face, then ran away when he saw I hadn't gone down and was about to kill him.
The most recent news now he's out of prison (multiple offences) is that he's looking for me as I've pressed charges.
I'm quite happy about this, as he was released early on the condition he went nowhere near me. He'll go back inside instantly.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:40,
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you're a little lady?
Christ, B3ta never fails to surprise.
(hexachordalla la la la la,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:53,
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Did you think I was a lad?
People always do. I'm not very girly. The only girliness is my penchant for shoes.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:55,
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bastards!
wish you speedy recovery and all that.
(god save the queenmaking another unremarkable comeback,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:37,
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Vigilante Justice!
We need a Batman style arse-kicker. You do shit to people, you too get shat upon. By a very big man in armour.
(Mr.Onsknows you can hear him, Earthmen.,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:54,
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shit - sorry about that!
when i was 15 i got held down by 6 blokes - one rearranged my face - i told the police - he was a known thug - got taken to court and the courts slapped his wrist and told him not to beat anyone up for 12 months! wow!!
oh and he spread the word around that he only did it was because i was trying to rape 3 girls at the time when i was on my bike and trying to get home.
(Rev. Jesse.broke his ankle,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:03,
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I made a maps!
This took far too long. clikki fer biggi
(Kallusspeaks for the Spores,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:13,
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(Je suis un vagabondis an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:55,
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What?!
It looks exactly like him!
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:56,
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it does not
silly woman
the eyebrows are all wrong
(Aphex The MinkSnackless,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:57,
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They're PERFECT!
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:59,
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your arse is perfect!
i mean, perfect my arse!
*looks again*
i mean....
...
..SHUT UP
(Aphex The MinkSnackless,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:01,
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FACT OF THE DAY
I used to serve Dave Hill coffee in a coffee shop in Wolverhampton where I worked. he used to buy a small cappucino.
I really should get my own Heat gossip column
(bitchmancontains mild peril,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:57,
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any more showbiz gossip?
(Aphex The MinkSnackless,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:58,
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yep...
Nigel Havers came in and asked why all the shops shut at 6pm. I didn't quite know what to say.
(bitchmancontains mild peril,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:13,
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i think of the maddie case like a thought of the spice girls
I dont care one way in the slightest about it, but Im kind of hoping it would just fuck off and disappear into the ether
(cumquat maywill not be commenting further on the allegations,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:54,
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Nah.
I've smelled blood, now. I sooooo want it to have been the McCanns. I soooo want to see them and their sanctimonious bloody posturing to go down, down, down.
(Je suis un vagabondis an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:56,
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...
it does seem so staged. Whenever she hasn't been on the cover of the Daily Nazi for a couple of days they 'release' a photo of her or some new clue... it's more blatant than George Bush raising the terror alert level every time he fecks up.
(bitchmancontains mild peril,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:00,
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McDid
not McCann.
(barryheadwoundMul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:02,
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=X
(KittyVomitmore super than a can of Tennants,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:00,
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CFB
(Je suis un vagabondis an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:48,
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(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:43,
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Ooooh!
Aren't you a duckie, eh?
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:45,
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only on Saturdays.
I suggest that you get withnail as well and have a Grantfest with manwife.
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:47,
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I still don't own Withnail.
if we have a Grantfest I have to watch Jack and Sarah, and I shall cry buckets.
I didn't watch one film this past weekend, it's WEIRD. But I'm going to see AVP2 tomorrow night, which is FUCKING EXCITING.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:48,
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Aww.
I was laughing my tits off at AVP which was on the tellybox last night. I had forgotten how utterly poor that was. Sadly I have to report that AVP requiem has not improved the franchise any. You however might be able to maintain enough of that excitement to carry you through. I just thought it was shit. /critic blog.
What was fantastic was 'No country for old men'. That was abso-fucking-lutely shit hot. Charlie Wilson's war comes highly recommended too.
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:53,
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I watched No Country last night
it was a fucking masterpiece
(Mr.Onsknows you can hear him, Earthmen.,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:54,
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If there is an Oscars
and its a big 'if' I believe, then this should win everything including the cuddly toy raffle. The baftas are going to get swamped by 'Atonement' which I could not even be arsed to see to the end. Wife enjoyed it I believe.
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:58,
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I haven't seen it, but there's a nice dress in it.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:59,
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I didn't like it
as I felt like I was watching the whole film through the filmmakers cross hairs aimed at a little gold man.
I don't think I'm really pulling for anything to win this year other than Persepolis.
(hankemurphy, I'm a mess,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:29,
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I can't watch Charlie Wilson's War now.
I listen to Alex Jones at the weekend, and he included it in one of his rants.
Fuck I love Alex Jones.
I don't really care if it's good or not, I love the xenomorphs and predators too much to care. I'm going purely from a 'isn't that fucking beautiful' standpoint.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:54,
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I fully understand.
I'm a huge Geiger fan. Don't know what the tubby Welsh warbler had to say about CWW but I think its a film worthy of a look. Especially for our younger viewers as it gives some insight into how our American cousins were policing the world long before most of the world was aware of it as they are today. Its a good personal story as well as Wilson makes a journey from himself to the man he became ( if that makes sense ).
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:01,
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'No Country' certainly deserves all the praise it's getting,
and I've finally found a Tom Hanks film in 'Charlie Wilson's War' where I actually like his character, although - for me at least - Phillip Seymour Hoffman steals the show in every scene he's in.
(The Great Architectis still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:10,
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yes. Wasn't he fantastic
and what's even better is do you not think that it is great that there was a CIA spy that could have actually been like that? Mind you my father had dealings with the company in the 80's. We had a ship-breaking firm and a couple of years were spent breaking Russian factory trawlers. These two guys used to come regularly from an American 'chandlers' and buy all sorts of shitty, 30-50 year old electronics equipment. ( they were looking for evidence of arctic spy ships from the early cold war ). What I remember mostly about them was that they took our family out for meals every night and bought me cases and cases of bourbon whilst amexing it all and saying "don't worry, Ronnie's paying". No word of a lie.
(Pasanonic's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:38,
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aye, I watched that too
but I can't watch any Predator thing without thinking "Terence Trent d'Arby"
Best of all the non-threatening socially dampening skin ailments?
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:45,
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'ning all
i was the incredibly unfortunate owner of two abcesses either side of my mouth over summer. i've never been in as much pain, ever. i cou;dn't open my mouth properly for about three weeks because they couldn't lance it as it was on my face and wuld leave a scar. 'orrible it were. I looked like john merrick.
what a pleasent first post of the week.
(Tom OBedlamI have control of a tank,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:48,
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I'd have lanced them for you, on the inside of your cheeks.
Or on the outside, you'd only have little scarns that could easily go away with bio oil etc.
Doctors are such wussies. Come here, I've got this scalpel thing *holds over lighter*.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:49,
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ewww
ain't no lancing inside my mouth. i should have just gone all out and got ichy the killer scarring.
(Tom OBedlamI have control of a tank,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:54,
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That'd be awesome.
C'mere.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:55,
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you leave me face alone.
if anyone is going to cut my face up it'll not be stoned pirate! here i draw a line!
(Tom OBedlamI have control of a tank,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:59,
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*looks at line*
*looks at Tom*
*lunges*
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:01,
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*parrys*
*counters*
(Tom OBedlamI have control of a tank,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:03,
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Fucking fencing.
*punches, restrains and knocks out*
You're my wife now.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:06,
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this is is like boarding school all over again.
weirdly familiar...
(Tom OBedlamI have control of a tank,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:09,
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*slashyfuntime*
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:11,
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games lessons
right i need to go to hospital before the ladywoman is home. in a bit
(Tom OBedlamI have control of a tank,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:13,
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hospital?
eh?
You're not allowed to be ill.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:14,
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i've got a weird uncomfortable chest pain
and i'm an incredibly heavy smoker. these are not goo together...
(Tom OBedlamI have control of a tank,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:16,
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Ooooh dear.
Well, good luck. Let us know how you get on. How old are you?
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:18,
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20
so its probably nothing. but still...
(Tom OBedlamI have control of a tank,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:19,
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Well that's something to take comfort in.
*worries*
do let us know.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:19,
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i shall, no worries
i'll be back in a couple of hours so i'll keep you posted.
(Tom OBedlamI have control of a tank,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:21,
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Good.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:23,
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argh
I did fencing at boarding school - the teacher was a midget
in the third panel, the guy on the left looks like Amy Sedaris from Strangers With Candy
that said... woo!
(AgentMuuhentai coordination,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:13,
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HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
:D
(Ellie Bytesis back... again,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:32,
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I think
This gets resolved as something to do with: Little broter being sat on and chewing gum. Well that or and interdimensional monster herer to steal our fluff
(Crap Little MonkeyDeathstar, so good they built it twice,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:47,
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(god save the queenmaking another unremarkable comeback,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:30,
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except when it's stoats.
(KittyVomitmore super than a can of Tennants,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:31,
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Or darts!
(No darts past THIS point)
(Je suis un vagabondis an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:32,
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ooooooooor yorkshire terriers.
(KittyVomitmore super than a can of Tennants,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:34,
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Hahaha!
My trifle is on fire!
(Je suis un vagabondis an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:35,
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hhhmmm sounds vaguely erotic.
(KittyVomitmore super than a can of Tennants,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:37,
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So does "Canterbury"
(Je suis un vagabondis an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:38,
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and as does "nipple sniffing poodles"
(KittyVomitmore super than a can of Tennants,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:39,
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"Diazepam" doesn't though. Too sleazy.
(Je suis un vagabondis an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:41,
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sort of name a lady of the night might use !
i was having a nose at your flickr and i saw a photo of records (always good) and photos from brighton(it's a shithole, but it's home) so you win a prize which i have yet to think up !
(KittyVomitmore super than a can of Tennants,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:43,
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Hooray!
My Brother Out-Law lives in Hove. I like it in Brighton, though a weekend is enough.
I particularly like the Robin Hood pub.
(Je suis un vagabondis an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:47,
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it is very much a weekend sort of place...within that weekend it's pretty easy to avoid all the shittyness and such.
and hove is rather pooosh. marry the brother in law and then kill him and then get all his money !
(KittyVomitmore super than a can of Tennants,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:51,
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Lovely place, full of pricks.
Like Oxford.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:39,
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no wonder it sounds so erotic if it's full of pricks.
(KittyVomitmore super than a can of Tennants,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:41,
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Arf
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:46,
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