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Gets a bit boring just standing there

Does anyone remember this toy; it was called "Going" or something?
Bloody dangerous it was too.

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Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:57, archived)

I can't remember the name...

but I know they tangled up very easily!!!

Also woo!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:59, archived)

Wizzy-backward-and-forward-thing

* that breaks your knuckles!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:02, archived)

that's the one!

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Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:04, archived)

Yey...

Wins

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:06, archived)

speedball

at least that was what ours was called. ahh the 70s, when you could break your brother's knuckles in the name of fun

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new_matt, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:08, archived)

We can't break peoples knuckles for fun anymore?

when did this happen?!

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:09, archived)

1996

Health and Safety act!

Spoilsports!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:13, archived)

clackers

broke wrists quite well

(katesbush, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:11, archived)

Wrists...

broke my clackers quite well

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:18, archived)

smashing

my brothers and myself used to try and break each others fingers with that

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mongychops, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:59, archived)

My kids have that game

Have a Woo and a click for your troubles

(Digireedoo Fuck off Zuowan, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:59, archived)

More hummus!

Lordy I remember that highly pointless 'game'...

Woo!

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..wil, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:00, archived)

Damn

I just lost it

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:32, archived)

hahahah fantastic

Yeh I remember that - the most boring "on holiday" toy in the world

whizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
whizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
whizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
whizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
whizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz clack OW!
whizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz clack OW!!!!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:01, archived)

Niiicceeeee!

Like the shadows!

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:01, archived)

Woo!

Thats giving me flashbacks!

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Bazmonkey baws!, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:03, archived)

whizzy thing

We used to soak the nylon string in water when we played on hot sunny days

(lordy lordy, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:09, archived)

Fwap

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:17, archived)

the hummus is strong in these

wooo!

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g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:09, archived)

Klingon Pylons - sounds painful I know

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:54, archived)

Clickety click

Top of the pops!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:56, archived)

Ahaha

wonderful. :)

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:56, archived)

hahaha

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:57, archived)

LOL!

Feckin great that! :D

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..wil, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:58, archived)

That's a bit good

like Larsen's cows when the car came past
*clickety*

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:02, archived)

I have to confess.

the thought process (such as it is) started with the pylons looking different then reverting to type when humans turn up.

Big Far Side Fan Me!!!

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:06, archived)

CAR!!

;)

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..wil, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:06, archived)

cat fud !!!

OH PLEASE.....

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:11, archived)

Oh no, I simply couldn't

I've just eaten all my young!

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..wil, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:16, archived)

Is that a Welsh person???

fnar

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:18, archived)

Evening

NEW PATENTED STRAP ON PYLON PANTS!™

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McBadger COW, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:43, archived)

i love how you went to the extent of animating this

woo yay

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:45, archived)

no expense spared!

: )

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McBadger COW, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:45, archived)

Speaking of which,

if I buy in bulk am I exempt from paying p+p?

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:47, archived)

Bulk orders are minimum of 13 pairs pylon pants

but you will save 38p per pair of pants purchased

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McBadger COW, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:51, archived)

ouch.

g'eavning

(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:45, archived)

Arf! and woo!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:46, archived)

Evening :)

Mum's new boyfriend just swapped monitors with me.
He has now got a resolution of 1024x768 and I have one of 1280x1024
He was abusing his monitor. He had it at 800x600.
How are you?

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ClanSoul, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:46, archived)

he's trying to buy your affection and then when your guard is down he'll ask to play with your winkie

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:52, archived)

Hahahaha!

If he tries I'll snap his off.

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ClanSoul, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:52, archived)

does this smell like rohypnol to you?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:55, archived)

No,

That's more of a chloroform od--

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Legionary - My god, Brian, there's a message in my alphabets, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:03, archived)

Spikey.

Rum tiddle diddle dee.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:52, archived)

My Pylon from earlier...

www.b3ta.com/board/8028037

Edit: Please give it time to load - b3ta image thingy seem to be borked

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:54, archived)

Is that why b3ta doesn't fully load?

It seems to take aaaaages!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:56, archived)

Ah yes, I saw this

clicked it and all, it's a goodie!

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McBadger COW, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:57, archived)

Reminds me of this equally disturbing offering from earlier:

www.b3ta.com/board/8028053

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..wil, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:57, archived)

Electrifying!

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:05, archived)

I've seen the ads on the front page for slip on pylons

but not strap on pylons!

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thistle, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:26, archived)

scanner!

greything

(karls, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:24, archived)

that's ace

I like!

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Milkman Dan, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:25, archived)

I'm guessing the Bridgestone one was done by a b3tan

www.usatoday.com/money/advertising/admeter/2008admeter.htm?csp=34

Superbowl commercials

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:39, archived)

Nah...No tits

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:42, archived)

that gives me teh fear.

When I'm very bored at work, I do that with the photocopier with my face. Or someone else's.

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Peregr1n @peregr1n, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:27, archived)

Cor

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:27, archived)

I did that once,

couldn't see properly for a while afterwards.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:29, archived)

you're doing it wrong

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:33, archived)

your toe is fucked up!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:33, archived)

yup

i've got curly toes

so's my kid now :(

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:35, archived)

meh, there's worse things

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:37, archived)

he's got a tiny cock too

;)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:38, archived)

hahaha office lollage

maybe his will grow as he gets older

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:39, archived)

here's hoping

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:41, archived)

Camel toe?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:41, archived)

That's pretty cool!

Such things modern art is made of...

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..wil, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:34, archived)

hahahah-6 pixels!!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:35, archived)

not in the uncesored version

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:39, archived)

Bit silly, of course only 6 pixels, if it had lots of pixels, then it would be an image of a penis and NSFW

wouldn't it?

:S

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..wil, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:06, archived)

Reminds me of this.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:39, archived)

that's brilliant

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:42, archived)

Cheers. :)

I might get round to doing all of me one day.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:44, archived)

i love scanners

(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:40, archived)

your penis is broken

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:45, archived)

HAHAHA COMING FROM YOU!

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ClanSoul, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:47, archived)

my penis is fully functional with additional bling

this is not broken

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:51, archived)

photos or it's as knackered as the pope's peepee

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:53, archived)

urgh, havent i posted enough pictures of my cock on this site?

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:58, archived)

Not for my taste, no

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:59, archived)

well if you insist

www.b3tards.com/u/8ab0bb4a1c692b155d22/occ.jpg

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:08, archived)

Oh I've seen *that* pic....

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:20, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAA!!!!!

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Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:21, archived)

Thats really ace,

also, how do i make my profile background grey?

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Cae1, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:29, archived)

try adding a little black

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:31, archived)

Nothing happened.

Apart from the pen marks on my screen.

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Cae1, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:31, archived)

ffs

pen won't do it old chap, try acrylics.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:32, archived)

background {#ccc}

(katesbush, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:34, archived)

...just like that?

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Cae1, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:41, archived)

nooo

c gaz

(katesbush, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:50, archived)

blackberry jam?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:34, archived)

Try using this...

www.b3ta.com/bpma/

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Mystery_Bob, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:44, archived)

Thank you :D

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Cae1, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:51, archived)

bivalves!!!

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hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:51, archived)

play us a merry tune

(mugsy Left handed with a right handed copy of photoshop, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:23, archived)

Hahahaha!!

Are those things in his head them things you get on church style organs then, to change the sound and such?

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..wil, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:26, archived)

stops

heheheh

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:26, archived)

starts

hee hee hee

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:29, archived)

stop that

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:31, archived)

Starts!!

Heheheehee!

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..wil, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:36, archived)

I think they're pins.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:27, archived)

I always wanted

to cover his face in wool in some sort of 70's craft stylee

(katesbush, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:27, archived)

nonononono,

Cubes of cheese and pineapple ftw!!!

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Peregr1n @peregr1n, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:28, archived)

Oh God!

Someone has to do that!

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..wil, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:36, archived)

He'll raiser the roof!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:28, archived)

cool

nice choice

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Milkman Dan, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:29, archived)

I was going to do it with a rubik's cube, but this seemed funnier.

(mugsy Left handed with a right handed copy of photoshop, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:41, archived)

My dad plays the accordian,

and when he last parked his car in Liverpool with it on the back seat, he returned some 10 mins later to find two more there.

(lordy lordy, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:11, archived)

Shut It You Slags!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:17, archived)

put your knickers on and make a cup of tea

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:17, archived)

We're the Sweeny, son

And we haven't had any dinner

(Wize, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:19, archived)

SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ITTTTTTTTTTT!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:20, archived)

I remember that line!

(batsflewin (is learning(to program (in Lisp))), Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:28, archived)

The next line was something like

You've kept us waiting, so unless you want a kicking you tell us where those photographs are.

(Wize, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:42, archived)

lovely!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:24, archived)

hahahahahah

excellent work

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:18, archived)

www.dustygroove.com/item.php?id=fttp75vt9m

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:23, archived)

Ohhhh, I geddit!

I never have watched The Sweeny though.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:20, archived)

track some down, still holds it's own

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:34, archived)

arf

woooo

(katesbush, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:21, archived)

nicely done

woo!

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Milkman Dan, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:26, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:13, archived)

I aint afraid

of no tits

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:14, archived)

I am

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:16, archived)

Not even these?

Woo Micto! :D

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 11:14, archived)

hahahaha

that's entirely wrong

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Milkman Dan, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:14, archived)

Yet it's so completely slightly right.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:15, archived)

i infer from your post that you became instantly engorged

you massive perv

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:15, archived)

well, I am ginger

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Milkman Dan, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:16, archived)

all the best people are

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:16, archived)

Hitler had brown curtains but an orange carpet.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:20, archived)

I have to agree...

...but then my other half is ginge.

(Wize, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:24, archived)

Mick Hucknall?

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:24, archived)

and some of the worst too

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Milkman Dan, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:27, archived)

hahahahahahahaha it's 1984 again!

I remember a T-Shirt that came out that looked just like that, but it said BigBusters

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:14, archived)

piss

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:16, archived)

everything has bindun

although granted that was 24 years ago :O

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:17, archived)

hahahaha, you would!

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:15, archived)

had

last night.

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Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:15, archived)

you've got a bit of 'ectoplasm' on your trousers

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:17, archived)

Dear boy.....

Thats not ectoplasm.........!!!

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Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:58, archived)

phantomammaries!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:17, archived)

*is very very aroused*

does ghost porn exist? *googles*

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:17, archived)

the closest you'll get is

Jennifer Love Hewit in Ghost Whisperer, half the time she's wearing a nightie

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:20, archived)

lovely, lovely google

www.ugo.com/images/galleries/ghostwhisperer_filmtv/ghostwhisperer_1.jpg

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:22, archived)

UNEXPECTED MONOPED!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:25, archived)

hahaha

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:26, archived)

yarrrr

I don't think this is a real photo, but it is nice
images.stage6.com/user_images/b/badboy2k/4675a8839f71f.jpg

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:30, archived)

Brilliant

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:17, archived)

cartoon porn lol

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:19, archived)

It's a ghost. With tits.

Must be my lucky day ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:20, archived)

That deserves a

(Sciuridae with Paridae How long has it been since I last posted?, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:21, archived)

Do check the spelling!

(Forrest Gimp nothing to see here, carry on, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:25, archived)

GHOOBS!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:26, archived)

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..wil, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:33, archived)

Yes.

Yesyesyesyesyes

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:54, archived)

Even better...

A better spelling would be "GROSSBUSTS"

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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 3:46, archived)

hahaha1 what a time for my pooter to crash!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:26, archived)

maybe...

... it's the Ghost in the Machine! It got too excited!

(Forrest Gimp nothing to see here, carry on, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:27, archived)

How are you posting this then?

Eh?

Eh?

'ning sah!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:28, archived)

Well duh!

I'm back on and spazzed back! You spazz!:P

evening

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:32, archived)

UNPOSSIBLE!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:48, archived)

Hahaha

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:02, archived)

Very good

Woo

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:17, archived)

hooray

leningrad did something very similar
but that doesn't matter

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:28, archived)

Hahaha - nicely done.

I haven't heard the word "busters" in years!

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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:30, archived)

Woo! *clicks*

Have a repost...

click for bigger

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Amos E Wolfe makes vinyl signs and things like that, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 1:08, archived)

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 8:33, archived)

Bust Ghosters...

...is the name of a porn flick starring Danni Ashe.

Hurrah for spectral smut.

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flake has nothing against your right leg, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:54, archived)

Ooh

I just ejected ectoplasm onto my keyboard

(rogerzilla, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 17:59, archived)

clearly inspired by Folds Five

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:00, archived)

But could you get a ticket for running over the speed limit?

If your running at 40 in a 30 zone?

Woo! btw!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:02, archived)

lets find out

who do you know that can run at 40mph?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:03, archived)

Athletes

And Jesus

And the lesser-known jesuletes.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:07, archived)

they're banned from all Olympic events now

the cheating cnuts

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:08, archived)

I heard they're divine at swimming.

It's like they're walking on water...

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:09, archived)

although Moses

had a terrible time off the diving board

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Milkman Dan, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:12, archived)

David obliterated Goliath at the Hammer.

(I think that's what the event's called, the one with the ball stuck to a big chain?)

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:14, archived)

no, you're thinking of the genital piercing event

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:15, archived)

Ahh I always mix those two up.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:21, archived)

But if somone couild wuold they get a ticket???

*rings the police*

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:07, archived)

I think so, it's only fair

otherwise its racist toward cars

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:08, archived)

carist

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:09, archived)

the police will stop you if you're breaking the speed limit on a bicycle

...admittedly you'd have to be extremely fit to pull off such a stunt or find a good downhill stretch

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:13, archived)

I know someone who was caught speeding on a push bike

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Milkman Dan, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:13, archived)

You can't be charged with speeding on a bike...

there's no such offence (apparently). I think they'd try and pin you down for dangerous cycling.
You can be done for 'Furiously riding a bicycle' though which sounds much better than 'speeding'.

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thistle, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:30, archived)

Only

if you are wearing your licence plate.

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Mystery_Bob, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:04, archived)

..or you're the only blue hedgehog in existence

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:08, archived)

Bwahahalolroflpffft

I do like that

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Rico, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:02, archived)

*mighty gigglage has ensued

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:04, archived)

arf! :)

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:12, archived)

let me tell you a super secret...

Eggman is his father.

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:13, archived)

Wait a minue! If Eggman's the father, who does that make the mother?

Spermwoman??

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Rico, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:15, archived)

Arf :)

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FoldsFive, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 22:11, archived)

Hey /board!

'sup?

:)

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WHARRGARBL, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:57, archived)

The odd threadwaste here and there.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:59, archived)

Cool.

How's the pixel count?

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WHARRGARBL, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:59, archived)

Been worse on a Monday

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:16, archived)

oh, another repost thread?

you're, like, so kind

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boris the spider, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:59, archived)

Hey /talk

I'm not too bad, ta.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:59, archived)

Oh play nicely

You know that's not done over here.

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in vino veritas, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:00, archived)

Howdy ma'am

don't see you over here very often!
How goes all?

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ClanSoul, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:00, archived)

Fine, fine

Busy, busy, you know how it is.

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in vino veritas, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:13, archived)

CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT !

YOU ARE A CUNT !

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:00, archived)

life is short

lighten up pigeon

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mookay immune to icons since, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:00, archived)

pigeon ?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:01, archived)

yes

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mookay immune to icons since, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:01, archived)

i'm not a pigeon tho...

and i think it's fair to call them a cunt after 2 bloody pointless no picture threads.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:03, archived)

he's trying to wind you up...

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mookay immune to icons since, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:04, archived)

no shit sherlock...

and it's not working, but given the chance to call someone a cunt alot in caps, i'll take it !

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:05, archived)

Aiiii

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mookay immune to icons since, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:06, archived)

post a pic on /talk!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:00, archived)

hahaha tempting.

you do it !

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:01, archived)

i've got to say actually

if they could make it so that we can't post pictures on /talk (which the faq claims but i've never bothered seeing if it's true) why can't they make it so you can't start a thread without posting a picture unless you're a mod?

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boris the spider, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:04, archived)

^This

(Wize, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:13, archived)

You can't, I don't think

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:01, archived)

no, it strips the tags.

You can post links to pictures, though.

Mostly it's porn that they like to look at

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:02, archived)

Thought it did something like that

And it seems quite hard to threadwaste over there, anyway.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:04, archived)

PLEASE DO :D

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Ttssattsr, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:01, archived)

you can't

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mookay immune to icons since, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:03, archived)

Ah, cockblasters.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:03, archived)

Sorry, you're not making yourself clear...

what was that? :p

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:01, archived)

i a merely inviting them round for tea and cakes.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:01, archived)

I see

Cheesecake?

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:03, archived)

of course

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:04, archived)

Hooray!

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:05, archived)

whats going on here?

why all the thread waste?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:00, archived)

we're sat around looking at pictures of your mum fucking a horse

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:01, archived)

hahaaha

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:02, archived)

yeah.. she's rubbish

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:03, archived)

but top marks for letting the horse go in dry

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:04, archived)

genuine lollage!

i feel dirty now

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:06, archived)

The horse needed counselling afterwards

and his mum had to be shot.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:11, archived)

hahahahahaha

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:14, archived)

11991 messages on the talk board, eh.

what's an appropriate emoticon for "I hope you die in a fire"

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:02, archived)

(;,,;)

I believe.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:03, archived)

if we're reposting

this is my favourite doodle i've done

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:02, archived)

300KB

OUCH.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:04, archived)

WTF?

Great drawing, but your filesize broke teh internets!

(batsflewin (is learning(to program (in Lisp))), Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:05, archived)

It's fucking huge

But it's also pretty awesome.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:06, archived)

Would look better as a tif

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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:06, archived)

Psh, bmp for me pls.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:07, archived)

Fuck sorry I posted the wrong one

*hangs head in shame*
I have two of each of my doodles, one for b3ta one for when i get round to tracing them into tatty shop. I'm sorry all!

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:10, archived)

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Ttssattsr, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:08, archived)

This is making me havea giggle-fit!

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:10, archived)

FROGPRON!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:22, archived)

Things are looking up

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:09, archived)

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:10, archived)

'nother really early posting

how seamtastic is that?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:12, archived)

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:21, archived)

Most likely bindun?!

Cheap and old - quick and dirty!

(ShaunyBoi has been surviving fires since, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:33, archived)

Why is he smelling his finger?

its bindun, but have this woo.

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Cae1, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:34, archived)

Cheers

:-)

(ShaunyBoi has been surviving fires since, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:38, archived)

Yes it has.

But never mind, it's still funny.
:)

I'll repost this here as it's slow.

I'm sure nobody noticed it the 1st time, either that or no-body knows what a bustle is.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:34, archived)

Pffft

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:09, archived)

Yup.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:34, archived)

Bah!

A month late :-(

(ShaunyBoi has been surviving fires since, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:35, archived)

TPE!

In other news, I need to make some new pics.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:40, archived)

arf!

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:57, archived)

Since we are doing films...

(Wize, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:50, archived)

HAHA

It always makes me think of a jumper when I see the trailer

Silly 'Merks
I bet they wouldn't call a film 'Sweater'

:)

(Meatfish BAH, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:15, archived)

I did think about buttons down the front...

...and renaming it Cardie.

(Wize, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:21, archived)

Mogg Lonely

everyones disappeared!

(Mogg Questioned her own sanity on, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:30, archived)

sorry, too busy partying

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:31, archived)

Can i join in?

No one ever invites me to those kinds of parties. :(

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Cae1, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:32, archived)

GET DOWN ON IT

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:36, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:44, archived)

never fails to face a smile, that one ...

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:47, archived)

today I hope to be pleasant.

How's it with you?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:48, archived)

pleasantness is vastly underrated

sore back, tired, sick of work. but, hey, i feel a b3ta day coming on ...

et tu?

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:53, archived)

I've gotta pull finger.

SO HERE I AM ON B3TA, AAHHHHH FUCK

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:00, archived)

Sorry mate,

Party is full.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:46, archived)

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:49, archived)

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:50, archived)

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:54, archived)

Is that the "YOU'RE GAY!" guy?

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ClanSoul, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:56, archived)

it's better to be mistaken for than not mistaken at all?

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:00, archived)

fuck me, is that his legacy now?

www.imdb.com/name/nm0261805/

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:04, archived)

shit, he's still making things!

ah, the good old days of watching Ponch and Jon on that new-fangled colour TV thingy

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:10, archived)

Colour telly?

LUXURY!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:34, archived)

I was expecting

a horse.

(regularfry, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:24, archived)

So that's where they've gone...

Goddammit they promised not to leave me out this time!

(Mogg Questioned her own sanity on, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:32, archived)

DANCE THREAD!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:35, archived)

Ronery... I so ronery...

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:44, archived)

Die.

Die now.
And perhaps read the FAQ.
This sort of random talk belongs on /talk.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:31, archived)

Sorry

sorry sorry sorry

(Mogg Questioned her own sanity on, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:33, archived)

*welcomes with open arms*

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Damion International - now taking orders., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:36, archived)

~~welcomes with open arms~~ BUMS

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KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:43, archived)

so the fuck what?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:31, archived)

here we go

*awaits fail posts :(

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mongychops, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:31, archived)

hello.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:33, archived)

hello.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:47, archived)

I don't think posting more often will fix that

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:31, archived)

fuck off

Can you not see that we don't care?

(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:32, archived)

Quick, edit a CDC into your post.

You can have one at www.hairyaerosol.com/shite/cock.gif

:)

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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:32, archived)

twat.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:32, archived)

Peanut!

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:33, archived)

I saw this

And promptly had a massive grin on my face, and I can't explain why

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:53, archived)

Then my work here is done.

*walks off into sunset*

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:17, archived)

*wanders off*

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:33, archived)

Maybe rather than

telling people who post incorrectly that they did it wrong, and such. We should just use their threads for pearoasts?

(

Cae1, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:33, archived)

I agree with this sentiment

and have already done so in my above post.
Keep up the good work young feller.
p.s. practice what you preach!

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:35, archived)

this belongs with that down there.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:58, archived)

Oh, I do.

also, kittens

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:38, archived)

KITTEN :D

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Cae1, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:39, archived)

Awwwww!

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:48, archived)

kittens with kites you say

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:57, archived)

Top cleverty!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:00, archived)

good stuff!

but why the one below?

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boris the spider, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:01, archived)

oops

i wondered where that went, i tried a repositioning job on it, thought i posted it above and was baffled why it didn't show, didn't think to scroll down.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:04, archived)

wouldn't worry

it added a surreal aspect to it all

but it definitely looks better like this :)

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boris the spider, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:07, archived)

reposts, you say?

you say?NEVER

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boris the spider, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:46, archived)

cor

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:49, archived)

i think

"phwoooooooar" is the phrase you're looking for. it's certainly on my lips whenever i see this picture.

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boris the spider, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:56, archived)

WRONG

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:17, archived)

certainly is

oldish, but most definitely wrong

i only stopped shopping bernie ecclestone and shakira together when i ran out of decent source pics of bernie :( and i only got about five decent pics out of it. this, linked for being 84k and me being too lazy to hunt out the smaller version i posted on b3ta was my favourite. it's the come-on look on his face does it on that one.

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boris the spider, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 21:22, archived)

No, I was just getting a drink.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:34, archived)

good eve'NING ' Mr M

How are you this fine* eveNING

weather may vary

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:40, archived)

they're coming from Mars

to take our souls away

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:37, archived)

just like

the rats, come to take jack straw's glasses away

(click picture for bigger but still grainy)

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boris the spider, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:57, archived)

He needs to make this shot in one to win.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:27, archived)

I blame cake

cake I tell you...

(littlechav Suffering from too many red bulls since, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:29, archived)

Cake can never be blamed

It's too yummy.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:31, archived)

Great Scott Marty!!

he's aged...

www.tmz.com/2008/02/04/back-to-the-future/

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:30, archived)

I like the second comment

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:37, archived)

hahaha

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:40, archived)

i just saved it and it has 29 frames the first 16 are exactly the same, loose 15 of those and alter the timing accordingly might help.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:33, archived)

That's the bigger image. I meant the smaller one in my post too.

I can't change the timing so that 1 image gets more frames than another =/
I've only got squirlz morph to animate with :|
I have to repeat the frames (it as a tool I use: "hold start/end images") so that you can read the text.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:35, archived)

it's still under 200kb

which is okay for an animation anyway

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:36, archived)

Yeah, I always make sure of that :)

But it was an effort to get it down that much!

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:38, archived)

There you go

Moved some bits around aswell
It was big because you were using lots of frames with a short delay instead of one frame with a long delay

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:39, archived)

Cheers :)

I can't change the delay :/
That's what I was trying to say here:
www.b3ta.com/board/8029531

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:44, archived)

DRUM!

(karls, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:17, archived)

Djembi.

Right, you horrible lot.

How do I write consume?

As in a watery game soup?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:19, archived)

Consommé

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:20, archived)

^this

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:20, archived)

Thank you!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:21, archived)

Consommé

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:21, archived)

I like your answer better.

Don;t tell anyone.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:22, archived)

Ok!

*keeps secret under his hat*

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:25, archived)

consommé

I think

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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:21, archived)

pheasant-water

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parttimedogfish, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:24, archived)

Posh soup

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:27, archived)

Please tell us

how do you write consume?

'ning Manley

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:31, archived)

I don't fully understand

but I like it all the same

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:19, archived)

bloody drum banging hippy

i made myself a djembe out of dirty great oak branch, bloody hard going.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:21, archived)

GO AHEAD

www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Jy5MNdxPT0

woo!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:21, archived)

on reflection that video could've done with a lot less of the band standing around trying to be cool

and more things exploding and girls with hammers

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:26, archived)

New flash from me

Click here to go to the b3ta link page :D

Hope you all like it! [sorry for the blatant plug]

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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:06, archived)

guh

i just came from there..*clicks*

Edit:
Editedit, for mongychops' sanity. : That is really awesome! keep up the good work.

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Cae1, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:09, archived)

stop with the WIN FAIL MOAR fuck fuck fuck fuck

arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

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mongychops, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:17, archived)

srsly?

*runs*

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:22, archived)

i honestly think this is the most anoying thing to ever happen to b3ta

we had woo and yay, now i may be getting old but do we need to copy shitty shock sites and steal catchphrases? gah

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mongychops, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:29, archived)

It's the kids today!!! Copying little bastrads!

If there is any retribution, other sites will be using Ris? and Meh.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:32, archived)

Hardly anything is origional these days.

True story.

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Cae1, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:38, archived)

Ris? is mine

and meh to the rest

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:41, archived)

No.

You made me forget what i was doing.

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Cae1, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:23, archived)

thank you

i'm going round the twist with this

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mongychops, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:30, archived)

I'll try not to do it again.

But you still made me forget what i was doing.

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Cae1, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:32, archived)

hahaha :)

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:19, archived)

Beendun?

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bowdie, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:52, archived)

*nods approvingly*

Woo!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:55, archived)

Oh.. really?

woo!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:01, archived)

There used to be a bowling aley in Falkirk

called the Superbowl. The main sign had a bulb out in the b for ages, making it say Super owl.

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Mystery_Bob, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:16, archived)

Eveninganing!

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FoldsFive, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:49, archived)

yay!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:51, archived)

pfffft!

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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:51, archived)

Pffft!

Shoulda made the copper Mario or Robotnik?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:52, archived)

biggest LOL and grin I've had today

nice one. You sick bastard :-)

ran over the carcass of a fox on the A46 last night, already dead... WHAMM! must have swallowed a baked bean tin first before it dies...

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:53, archived)

no, I've just been leaving bricks hidden inside roadkill again

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:09, archived)

ran over a dead skunk one night

the stench stayed in my car for a week

oh and i left the windows down to air it out and it rained. that was a bad week :(

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:45, archived)

hahaha!

did you watch Robot Chicken?

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:59, archived)

Heh, no,

Damn it..!

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FoldsFive, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:01, archived)

everything's a bindun these days :(

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:05, archived)

I laughed out loud when I had this idea as well :)

*travels in time and destroys concept of Robot Chicken*

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FoldsFive, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:06, archived)

they've made quite some good stuff though

there's an awesome 25-minute Star Wars Special too
edit: I think I just found the full thing

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:09, archived)

guess who has that exact Sonic figure

/big kid

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 5 Feb 2008, 20:48, archived)

HA!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:00, archived)

hahahaha

nice

*considers nicking the idea a bit for own gain*

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:00, archived)

Heh, help yourself!

It would appear that it wasn't an original one anyway. Ho hum :)
Still, its good to post on /board again after an absence..!

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FoldsFive, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:13, archived)

nicely!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:15, archived)

hahaha!

fabbb!

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:24, archived)

they were best of friends

(karls, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:42, archived)

this reminds me of the 70s

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:44, archived)

I am in love with this!

Wooooooooooooooooo!

(Big Spoon Baby Balloon hides in corners, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:47, archived)

Me too!

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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:53, archived)

This reminds me of the time when I was at bandcamp

I like it

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:48, archived)

this reminds me of something, i forget what though

'tis very nice

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:49, archived)

this reminds me of when I wore an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time.

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:50, archived)

haha :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:50, archived)

the 70's

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:50, archived)

thanks for the link your Maj!

all it was missing is pressure drop, one of my all time faves. I have it now though if you want a link.

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:53, archived)

nope Nineteen dickety two.

We had to say "dickety" because
the Kaiser had stolen our word for "twenty."

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:54, archived)

haha!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:58, archived)

hehehe!

that took me a while.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:02, archived)

Pffft

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:03, archived)

Those were the sexy days

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:00, archived)

*kiss*

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:14, archived)

Smug vector.

Tell me if it is too big. :)

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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:35, archived)

Just use more lube.

Woo!
&
'Ning

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:39, archived)

Hahaha!

And 'Ning to you too!

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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:54, archived)

the original picture is bad enough

but this accurately captures the smugness to such a degree I wish I had a Barrett .50 sniper rifle to quickly spread that smile over several tens of feet....

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:40, archived)

Ey up G!

How goes Sir?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:42, archived)

Harro mister giant Northerner

Making it to When's do at late notice then?

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:43, archived)

Looks like it : )

Just got to make sure I get enough Z's in before Saturday!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:46, archived)

smug!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:41, archived)

Oh now that is class*

Woo!

*smug

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:41, archived)

Very nice

Who is it?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:42, archived)

It is the baby jesus.

In a smug-suit.

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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:52, archived)

TOO SMUG!

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:43, archived)

heheheh lovely

though he now looks exactly like French Stewart

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:43, archived)

hehe :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:49, archived)

his eyes look like unhappy mouths!

(it's quite good! that smug git!

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:46, archived)

I was going to use Anne Robinson or Thatcher or Anne Widdecombe

but in one small way or another they are marginally admirable.
Not so JSP.

oh, and- members.aol.com/xsgerry/coaw.jpg"

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:02, archived)

Hahahahah

She is.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:04, archived)

we're all going to hell

www.tmz.com/tmz_main_video?titleid=1404866331

Stevie Wonder fall's down

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:07, archived)

it was that damn beartrap they set out for him

damn you, sniggering Klan protesters....

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:10, archived)

Only if we laugh

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:17, archived)

shame on you

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:42, archived)

Hahaha!

He's quite portly nowadadays!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:45, archived)

ive done her

up the arse

(ACuntLikeYou I'm hated for loving, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:05, archived)

was it also crunchy?

I should point out, if she gets wind of this we'll all be rubbished in the Independent on Sunday.

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:06, archived)

hooray for press coverage!

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:08, archived)

Only one thing worse than being talked about...

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:09, archived)

Being tied down and hit with hammers

while Robbie Williams sings at you loudly?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:11, archived)

Ok, TWO things

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:11, archived)

it being newbie tuesday everyday?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:14, archived)

She rubbishes everything and everyone

so no biggie.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:08, archived)

that

and no-one pays any attention to her.

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Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:10, archived)

hahaha

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:06, archived)

how is Anne Widdecombe 'marginally admirable'?

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:08, archived)

she is a virgin

and refutes the idea of the use of pornography.

Therefore she is morally stronger than me.

I am weeeeeeeek. (But smile more)

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:09, archived)

I am daaaaaaaaaaaay

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:13, archived)

I rather better think

that I am 1/7th of you than the other way round....

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:18, archived)

All my prayers were answerd the other day when loose women came on the tele

featuring little miss jocelyn and this fine woman as guests

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Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:13, archived)

Ahahahaha

clicks for you

coffee on lap for me :(

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:14, archived)

aha!

possibly I've already replied this to you...

slightly early on into my b3ta career, timing needs trimming...

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:15, archived)

Redex?

EDIT: No, wait, it appears sometimes. Woo.

But, yes, you have replied it to me before. Still hooray :D

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:19, archived)

since they were bought by someone

carphone warehouse? erm... their hosting has been problematic to say the least...

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:39, archived)

Hahahaha ;)

'ningles chaps and chapettes of the b3ta!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:19, archived)

'ningles sir

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:21, archived)

Hello Steef :-)

So you DO have a place of work, not just an international playboy photo journalist travel writer then...? Saw the pic of the shiny building on your Flickr :-)

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:22, archived)

Sadly, yes

but only for two days a week

I'm just internationally playboying around on the other days ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:31, archived)

* wants that lifestyle *

unless the other days of the week you have to give erotic massage to leprosy victims to pay for your travel and experiences...

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:36, archived)

Ha!

No, I'm self-employed for the rest of the week, I can do anything I want then ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:44, archived)

self-employed?

I self employ myself when I don't have a girlfriend but I have to subcontract in porn to cover the gap in skills....

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:50, archived)

I found out that you can self-employ yourself even when you do have a girlfriend

4. profit

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:02, archived)

'ning chap

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:33, archived)

Pooooot!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:02, archived)

Halibut!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:35, archived)

RAW motherfucking herring

straight down the throat, with some onions please

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:01, archived)

TJ: im trying to get shading in paint in black and white down but its not going well

is this reckognisable?

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:22, archived)

is it a map of the Bimini road?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:26, archived)

wow, yes it is, thank fuck i thought it was too poor to be recognisable

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:28, archived)

score!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:45, archived)

It is the eye of Sauron!

yours to keep on this wonderfully embroidered souvenir tea-towel...only £49.99 + Pand P

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:32, archived)

heehee very good

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:36, archived)

Ah! It's a condom!

Isn't it?
*fears*

(batsflewin (is learning(to program (in Lisp))), Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:55, archived)

yay! indeed!

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:01, archived)

Hahahaha!

Genuine lol!!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:43, archived)

that reminds me...

of one I did ages ago... repost!

(mudslinger lives in a house surrounded by pussy....... cats!, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:03, archived)

well you can't eat the cereal

without a spoon(-erism...)

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:16, archived)

spangs self...

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 18:58, archived)

*spangs good and properlike*

EDIT I'd just like to say...

www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post118601

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:00, archived)

please! no more one word competions

I want a phrase one for next week like "Real world Nintendo" or something

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:07, archived)

oh Ghostie

Noooo

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:09, archived)

Tis a piss take:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:27, archived)

*lines up handful of reposts*

And I'm sure Jahled will be happy with that one :)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:09, archived)

what basis are the comps chosen on?

are they voted for?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:11, archived)

Sometimes

Other times, Fraser just randomly flicks through a dictionary.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:12, archived)

"shit compo time... what was the last word I heard? Human effulence? brilliant that'll do."

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:13, archived)

Yes and sometimes the most popular one is selected

and sometimes the challenge dictator dictates.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:12, archived)

No one of the b3ta peeps has a quick look at the computer before going off to the pub

And posts the one they think we'll hate.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:28, archived)

This

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:38, archived)

That's awful.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:00, archived)

you are appalling

*spangs good and proper*

edit: mindpiss

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:00, archived)

Spanging yourself won't stop me spanging you

*SPANGS*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:00, archived)

is that Jonathan King?

feckin' paedo.

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:12, archived)

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