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# PARDON? WINDY YOU SAY....I THOUGHT IT WAS THURSDAY
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:17, archived)
# Your subject line made me smile
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:22, archived)
# it is my day
and i demand worship.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:24, archived)
# wtfayboa?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:25, archived)
# *edges away from Mongy*
Thursday. Thor's Day. The Thunderer. Smiter with lightning bolts.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:29, archived)
# i see, i thought the senile old tramp fucker had lost the plot again
it's his age donchaknow
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:30, archived)
# faculties start to go after the fourth or fifth millennium...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:33, archived)
# Way to break the wind !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Hail to the Thursday man on his day
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:28, archived)
# *blesses*

would you like to see my mighty hammer?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Misheard lyrics number 577

Everybody's peeing at my house my house.
Edit: I am dismayed that nobody got this. I am going to sulk in the corner now.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:08, archived)
# They say they're peeing, but I can see right through them.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:09, archived)
# They are special people
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:11, archived)
# They look like lovely people.
If a little transparent.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:12, archived)
# special transparent wee wee party people
the lesser known sequel to 24 hour party people...
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:15, archived)
# They could at least use the toilet!
Filthy bastards, chuck 'em onto the street!

Nice fireplace.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:12, archived)
# and what a lovely selection of literature you have?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:13, archived)
# I particularly enjoyed

by the esteemed


(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:15, archived)
# Fresh out of luck . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:12, archived)
# *grabs mega mop©*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:12, archived)
# *gets erection*
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:12, archived)
# there's a guy called John D Wilson who makes a fortune from this style
static.picassomio.com/images/art/pm-34538-large.jpg


I've been rejected twice from the art agency he's in

I'm not bitter

*snaps pencil
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:20, archived)
# hah
I bet he has his kids working overtime
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:23, archived)
# pffft
only £275 for a print (in a 450 run) of that piece of contrived shit masterpiece
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:25, archived)
# My word.
Some people are idiots.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:26, archived)
# true
exhibit a:

www.washingtongreen.co.uk/artists/john_wilson/popup.asp?theArtID=JWIGC31
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:29, archived)
# Cor, all I need is a bit of colouring-ion and I too can be an artist
all I need is a bit of colouring-ion and I too can be an artist
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:29, archived)
# maybe
except you also need to be a pretentious twunt to get away with it

repeat after me

"the aim is to portray an essence and emotion"
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:40, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Your house has changed . . . gleeeee!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Garfield/Dilbert/Family Guy mash-up anyone?



(I helped save b3ta! JebediahSpringfield, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:04, archived)
# is that cat talking with his mouth full?
*rolls newspaper*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:06, archived)
# Manners were never Garfield's strong point...
Plus it's a business lunch, the clock's ticking!
(I helped save b3ta! JebediahSpringfield, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:09, archived)
# Thought he said . . . menu . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Did you feel that ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:54, archived)
# the powders bitchin'!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:55, archived)
# gizzussa line then!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:58, archived)
# here you go!
-----
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:58, archived)
# needs more dancing Hitler
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Over there !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:00, archived)
# \o/
I love dancing Hitler best of all the Hitlers
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:01, archived)
# i only have a ropey one
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:06, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:06, archived)
# I love Ropey Dancing Hitler
best of all the Dancing Hitlers
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:07, archived)
# the band are brilliant
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylKmC4EiFWE
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:09, archived)
# Fantastic . . .
I saw them at Temple . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:13, archived)
# There's also a metal band called Meshuggah.
Could lead to some unfortunate misunderstandings.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:14, archived)
# That's just plain crazy !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:15, archived)
# He vasa bigita Yiddish fan !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:08, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:13, archived)
# wooo
Nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:14, archived)
# It was only
a matter of time . . . he lofes the limelight !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:14, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:16, archived)
# i love how hitler suddenly stops dancing when he
realises that the quo are watching....
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Game over !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:24, archived)
# dance
Ratt tat taaaaaaawwwww they've spotted me
(Barefoot-shedtroll, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:10, archived)
# it looks like an eye blonking
i know i just mis spelt blinking, but i like the accidental allo allo type speak. Int he words of Bob Ross, it is quite the "happy accident"
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Very wall put . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:03, archived)
# E Thunk Yo
I am oot of prictice woth spiking like these...
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:05, archived)
# S P A N G
* Did you feel that ?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Yeouch . . .
yes . . . yes I did !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:02, archived)
# I clicked this, Mr Valin.
wyh!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:04, archived)
# Riiiiiight on !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:09, archived)
# /can't spell pancreostomy

(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:49, archived)
# But you just did ;)
Hell have fun at the big Roadhouse in the sky!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Mmmmm
Ellen Barkin!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Very dirty dancing in that case
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Actually
I was quite saddened by that.:(
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Yeah
Pancreatic cancer's meant to be one of the most painful cancers, with not many survivors. Poor guy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:51, archived)
# i love how this board seems to catergorise people's misfortune like good aids and bad aids
there are many people who, if they developed cancer, we would all be laughing at...such as kelly osbourne for instance (I would hope).

haha, even the thought makes me laugh...hahaha ^ - ^
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:54, archived)
# I wouldn't.
Sorry, my grandmother died from cancer on the 4th of February, so I'm not finding it too funny at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:55, archived)
# *hugs*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:58, archived)
# :-) bless you *hug*
I'm fine, I just don't find it funny, that was my old point. No need to feel sympathy or owt.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:00, archived)
# But still
Mine died of cancer in 1993, and I still find it difficult

*hugs*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:05, archived)
# *big squidge*
now lift arms

*aims hold in arms over Nibus* and lower.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:06, archived)
# I've got wind
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Point that bit out the side then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:10, archived)
# mel brooks said:
"tragedy is when i stub my toe. comedy is when you fall into an open manhole and die"
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:59, archived)
# haha
what a beautiful man
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Though I would say tragedy is a man that dies after his sense of humor
which kind of happened to Brooks. I still love him though. Groucho is the only comedian I know of who stayed funny up and until he died.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:10, archived)
# and Spike
he was great on 'This Is Your Life'
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:13, archived)
# I have yet to discover him
I'd youtube him if I didn't need to get some sleep
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:15, archived)
# Room 101 was his last Opus

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:44, archived)
# *proffers a single flower*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:59, archived)
# :-)
Can I eat it?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:01, archived)
# flower
not flour
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:03, archived)
# You can eat flowers!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:07, archived)
# yer
on Monday it'll be a year since my mum died of it

*leans into sympathy corner*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:00, archived)
# *hugs* bless you, Nibes.
Plenty of room over here.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:01, archived)
# ok, i hear you, apologies if I have been insensitive
although may i point out, when I for one laugh at cancer/aids/disabilities, I am laughing mainly in an ironic sense i.e. the joke is more in the fact that I find it funny rather than the person's mis-fortune and sadness and I would hope the majority of people are in the same boat.
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Ouch, hugs.
There's a lot of cancer in my mums side of the family - but luckily me and my mum have a morbid sense of humour, so we can joke. I don't know how we'd cope otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:04, archived)
# We have a nasty habit of not dying, my family.
So I've only experienced two family deaths. It's.....weird.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:07, archived)
# :( More hugs.
I've got 3 songs on the mix so far by the way. I forgot to mention I spend WAY TOO LONG over these things. All the tracks have to be perfect or else I stress.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Oooooh no, you're building anticipation, that's good.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:12, archived)
# yea, I haven't had a relative or close friend die since I was about 10
*dreads concept of mortality*

sorry for my active part in creating such a morbid thread...love goes out to everyone
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:12, archived)
# Ohhh...
WAIT... MANLOVE?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:17, archived)
# a pleanty
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Lost both my parents to cancer
But I'm a heartless bastard and still laugh
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:45, archived)
# I don't have a problem with kelly Osbourne...
Sharon is a different matter...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:56, archived)
# I was too...
not a nice thing whatsoever

I may finally relent and allow Mrs S to subject me to Dirty Dancing as a tribute when he finally goes
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:51, archived)
# And the movie too?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:52, archived)
# Oh, I forgot about that...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Just Ghost then:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:53, archived)
# And Donnie Darko.
He's ACE in that
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Me too :(
He's a nice enough guy
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:51, archived)
# I was more amazed that the Metro was so dubious
it was all question marks and 'apparent'

Is pancreatic cancer that easy to fake?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:52, archived)
# i have pancreatic cancer
disprove that
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:54, archived)
# *prods pancreas*
*prods again*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:59, archived)
# umm
OW...*clutches torso in many different places in order to hide the fact I don't know where my pancreas is positioned*
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:04, archived)
# it's just....there
*pokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:04, archived)
# Correctly identified Dr. Nibus.
Now if you could use the extra spiky stick to locate the rectum?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:07, archived)
# this is a good plan
I may also use an extra sticky spike
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:08, archived)
# hawhaw!
no, that iz mi knob stoopid doktaa! my mum sez your not sposed to tuch me there... :s
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:14, archived)
# isn't that just standard journalism now?
"There appears to have been a suggestion that he may have...etc etc"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Varies... but after readin that, I honestly came away with the impression it was some kind of PR stunt...
The lengths some people will go to eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:58, archived)
# you fake the systems of an inflamed spleen
with the addition of when the doctor prods your stomach, you piss your pants. Easiest thing in the world
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:57, archived)
# How do you fake the MRI/CT scan?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:58, archived)
# eat lots of toothpaste.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Righty-ho
*takes notes for next time I want time off work*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:00, archived)
# photoshop
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:00, archived)
# hahaha
"You appear to have a lesion in the shape of a smug bastard with a croissant"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:03, archived)
# I'm afraid you have kittens nesting in your bladder.
We'll have to operate.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:04, archived)
# It looks like you have a Quo spot on your lungs.
I'd like to run further tests...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:05, archived)
# Quo spots are never a good sign..
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:06, archived)
# I can't help but imagine Parfitt and Rossi with acne now...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:11, archived)
# You poor bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:11, archived)
# The original story was broken by the National Enquirer,
which is not known as the world's most reliable source for rigourous fact-checking.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:59, archived)
# A-ha!
Sea Tramp, answererer of questions and owner of FACT.

*is satiated*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Unless I'm wrong.
I was told this 'fact' by the hack two desks down.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Good enough for me...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:18, archived)
# emotional spacktards
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:13, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:34, archived)
# yeah
my zoids did that too
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Grow up you fool ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:36, archived)
# nevah!
;P
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:37, archived)
# Could I just say
DEAR SHITTING GOD!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Oh fuck...
I have just thrown up on my sodding keyboard!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:45, archived)
# It worried me when all I could see was his upper torse in my browser
And the legend 'Scroll down to see more'!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:46, archived)
# i used to fancy him when he did the broomcupboard
pffft a lezza fancying a gay boy
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:48, archived)
# He's never a lezza!
But I always knew you were a gay guy:P

*spangs self*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:51, archived)
# How do you do a broom cupboard?
sounds painful
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 20:49, archived)
# It worried me....
as soon as I saw the top of his head!

* What on earth were you searching for when you found that?

Edit: ^ this may have been edited since that ¬ was posted
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:49, archived)
# what? no earth?
dear dear dear dear dear
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:50, archived)
# cheeky bastards put his head on my body and darkened it!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:45, archived)
# G.A.Y.
Has a new poster boy:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:47, archived)
# *tenses*
rar!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:50, archived)
# What in the shitting christ!?!?
Are head and body from the same person?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:46, archived)
# No
That's Edd the Duck's body:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:48, archived)
# This makes it slightly better then...
Edd was well buff.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:49, archived)
# yes
You like a good bit of Edd!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:53, archived)
# That body's from several people!
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:54, archived)
# The boobs are from Jamelia...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:04, archived)
# *bokes
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:46, archived)
# cor
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:47, archived)
# dear god NO!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:47, archived)
# ewww!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:47, archived)
# I was actually really jealous when Iw as younger
that my friend shared a birthday with him :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Edd will never escape now!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:47, archived)
# I like his pance
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:54, archived)
# KILL IT!!!
KILL IT WITH HAMMERS!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Thank you Mr Jack :)

Nice to know my suggestion stuck ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Oh yeah, they totally do that
It was fixed with the software update 2.03 though
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Bizarrely, my computer often pops up with
my computer often pops up withsearching for software updates . . . for my mouse! I mean it waggles about where it should and clicks when it should why the fuck do I need an update?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:46, archived)
# there's no point to it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Badum!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:09, archived)
# HAX AND LIES!
these are the best toys ever:

i could grow up
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:37, archived)
# is this shopped??
is it real? i want! i want!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:38, archived)
# it is very real.
it even has a little LEGO Sean Connery
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:43, archived)
# theshe shtuds in my arshe are really shore
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:50, archived)
# I ordered some a few days ago
I'm desperate for it to arrive :/

did sexmakingloveface help you out with those?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:38, archived)
# being a neighbouring country to Germany helps.
i think they're all shipped from Germany.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:47, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:39, archived)
# *jealouses*
saw these a couple of months ago.

Couldn't afford them all, but also couldn't choose just one.

Don't make me choose!!!!!

I'll have to make do with the video game... come on May
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:42, archived)
# But do they make a Lego Flying Wing aircraft?
"Now you can chop up Nazis with propellers in your own home!"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:44, archived)
# there are no nazis depicted in any of the sets.
it's basically still for kids remember.

also for really big kids with beards i suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:46, archived)
# ^this^
they know their market
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:47, archived)
# no nazis?
what are they playing it, i demand nazis to chop up.

[edit]heavens man, i've just checked and that's nearly £100 worth of lego.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:12, archived)
# hah
I really thought the top left one said "Indiana Towel"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:49, archived)
# yeah, I'm about to order my own Lego nazis too

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:39, archived)
# I wish all 'bots were activated by shouting ACTIVATE!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:37, archived)
# *steals idea*
*sells*
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:38, archived)
# *sues for copyright infringement*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:39, archived)
# JJ has them all you know

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:41, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Shhhh!!!!
No... it's the idea... he... ummm..

*is cleared out in courts of law*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:47, archived)
# would have made the terminator films more interesting certainly
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Certainly shorter...
"Are you Sarah Connor?"

"oh balls... umm.. DEACTIVATE!"

End.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Propagation !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:38, archived)
# wooobessy!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Grand! I SO love the expressions you draw


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Topical....
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Wah Wah Wah?
Needs more Hendrix!

Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:34, archived)
# I was looking for that one....
I did it last year with Jimi but it's not on my laptop :o(
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:37, archived)
# Oh noes!
Everyone needs more Hendrix anyway :)

It is a shame that Buddy died last week :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:38, archived)
# I don't need no WAH WAH !
play on too . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Yay for pr0n musak!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:39, archived)
# YOU DO NOT KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT "THE FUNK"
I SUGGEST YOU START WITH THE METERS AND SLOWLY WORK YOUR WAY UP TO SOME FUNKADELIC. DO NOT RUSH YOURSELF OR YOU'RE GENITALS WILL EXPANDED IN AN EXACERATED AND AWKWARD FASHION LIKE OVER PROOFED BREAD.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Pioneer plaque - updated to reflect the dominant lifeforms of Earth

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:31, archived)
# It looks all sciencey but still pretty anyway :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Fail
- No Bridge
- No Ladder
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Spiky thing with Groucho Marx Glasses!
*enjoys*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:33, archived)
# pffft
vitruvian dolphin ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:33, archived)
# science...
seriuz bizniz
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:34, archived)
# very good indeed!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:34, archived)
# So long!
and thanks for all the fish
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:34, archived)
# After decoding . . .
it appears to be a map to your house . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:35, archived)
# An older one!


Click for bigger (78KB)

Is this worth compo-ing?
(I helped save b3ta! Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:29, archived)
# I think I got something like that
In a school book club!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
She is hot! Lets be fair, her mum is Natalie Portman.

In case anyone is interested that was having a go at me before, I saw a Star Wars film this afternoon at last!

Well half of it anyway....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:32, archived)
# who had a go at you?
the bullies
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Apparently having never seen any
of the Star Wars films I was subhuman :)

Now I have seen half of one, I realise the truth....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:35, archived)
# You were treated like a 'droid?
(I helped save b3ta! Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Erm no.....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:37, archived)
# kids films are better when you are a kid
my 5 yr old daughter likes them, i think i've grown out of them
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:37, archived)
# Aye,
My nephew is loving them at the moment but he is 4 years old so I can forgive him :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:41, archived)
# you were right all along and they were totally deluded?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:37, archived)
# Aye.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:40, archived)
# I've only seen
half a Godfather film which is apparently also a hanging offence
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:44, archived)
# You need to be in the
right frame of mind to watch those.
(I helped save b3ta! Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:47, archived)
# First time?
(I helped save b3ta! Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:34, archived)
# Yep.
And rest assured I shall not be worrying about seeing the other half or the other 5 films either.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:36, archived)
# How was it for you?
(I helped save b3ta! Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:37, archived)
# it's the stunning direction and editing, leaves one wanting less
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Exactly,
Can someone explain to me how Star Wars got into the top 5 films of all time?!?!?!?!?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:42, archived)
# What one was it you saw?
(I helped save b3ta! Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:43, archived)
# For the love of good someone let him out!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:23, archived)
# hehehe
He's going to get it in the tiggywinkles!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:24, archived)
# for a moment I thought
patrick moore
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
Give that hedgehog a monocle!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:28, archived)
# who?



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:28, archived)
# BIGGAR!
;) Arf! Yay for the Gamesmaster!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:29, archived)
# *slaps*
Filesize is less than half the alloted 250Kb you scamp!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:29, archived)
# I was referring to physical size you pansy!
*grabs Daves ear*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Your Patrick has Bi-Monocles ?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:29, archived)
# They are what is known as
Biocles!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:30, archived)
# You can get cream for that you know...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:32, archived)
# You talk about that,
I think I may have spiders nest in my rectum! It am all itchy!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Oh God
Where's Dixon's 'most unpleasant image of the day' award when you need it
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:35, archived)
# HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa ^THIS^

* has just pissed himself
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Sorry, bit late for the party....shop yer own version chaps
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:07, archived)
# we'd better do as he says or he'll step on us!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:29, archived)
# 1-2-3-4 partick moore get on the floor!
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:31, archived)
# NO!!
every b3tan for themselves!!
*flees*

=D
EDIT: OH!
the wife just got a new job working at a barcleys!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Yay!
mo' moneys?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:29, archived)
#
mo' problems


=( Jessie doesn't like me anymore
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:29, archived)
# And thus, mo' bash appearences?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:29, archived)
# ...is pretty much where I was going with this line of questioning ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:31, archived)
# I've had my London bash plans scuppered...
So you'll be pleased to know I'm relying on a Derby bash for my fix of B3tans now...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:36, archived)
# GLEE!
Shame about the London bash, it's shaping up to be a fine collection of reprobates, but that is grand news about Derby...added incentive for you to not drop out at the last min ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:42, archived)
# As IF I would do such a shameful thing!
again
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:48, archived)
# 'noons mum!
www3.barnesy.org/board/8142048
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Are you definitely getting it though?
because if it's just a timing issue I could definitely help you out with that, but I wouldn't want you to book your tickets only to find you couldn't use them :/
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:33, archived)
# a barcleys?
not thee barcleys?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:29, archived)
# whoops!
yes the barcleys!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Pfffttt..
www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=476712&in_page_id=1770
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:31, archived)
# *shakes head*
bloody idiots!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Oh God!
Let that hedgehog out before that awful man abuses it!
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:24, archived)
# haha, i do'nt like hedgehogs
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:25, archived)
# I liked the hedgehog flavour crisps
shame they don't make them any more
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:25, archived)
# that is a shame
spikey flea ridden cunts
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:27, archived)
# You can't call discomeats that!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:28, archived)
# hah! I'll answer to anything!
er. hang on! :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:21, archived)
# my mum told me about those....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:28, archived)
# I did?
Must have been bullshitting, I don't remember them either :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:30, archived)
# The hedgehog can never be buggered at all
Wasnt it you who said that originally?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:33, archived)
# and so she should!
damn it!

*feels old*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:22, archived)
# Thats because you ate everyone else's :(
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:28, archived)
# lol, I'm a fat greedy bastard
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:22, archived)
# Well youre just wrong in the head then!
I was walking hom efrom the pub onbe night with my sister and there was a hedgehog in the road so she went to pick it up. It stabbed her in the hand. That is enough reason to love Hedgehogs for me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:28, archived)
# haha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:28, archived)
# How do Ivy?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:29, archived)
# poor little cutie!
also, 'bye all, i think i deserve a bit of "me" time!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:25, archived)
# adios
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Enjoy the 500 I have just awarded you down there ¬
You've earned it! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:28, archived)
# yes . . . yes you do . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Byebye!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:29, archived)
# It looks quite deranged!
(I helped save b3ta! Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:27, archived)
# To be honest,
it isnt glass. He could climb throught the gap :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Yes . . . by all means . . .
let the freaked out HH out !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:29, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:19, archived)
# NO WAY? IT RARS REAL LIFE OBJECTS? COOL.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:20, archived)
# you can get an add on that lets you zip stuff too
but it's not as good
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:22, archived)
# groan
groan groan :)
(I helped save b3ta! skivesagain is now no longer in Australia., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:32, archived)
# *buys eleventy*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:21, archived)
# I wanna cyba-rapta!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:21, archived)
# wheres the big gut ripping claw?!
i want one for work!
*grows big toe nail*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:21, archived)
# \o/
Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:22, archived)
# hahahaha!
This with bells om!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:22, archived)
# *jingles*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:23, archived)
# *jangles*
got money yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:24, archived)
# nope.
boss took my request down to his boss, who has to sign it, then it goes to the lady that deals with leave then on to someone else.
problem is i probably won't get it before i can get cheap train tickets...
bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:26, archived)
# fucking red tape!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:33, archived)
# XD
N siiixxxyfoooooouuurrr!!
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:24, archived)
# WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
SIXTYFORTYELEVENTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

WRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRH


this ^ video has made me quite volatile
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:29, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Brill!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Olde joke


The gratuitous fart was totally unnecessary.
(I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Shirley you can't be serious?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Oh go on then
Yes I am and don't call me Shirley
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:32, archived)
[challenge entry] oh noes!

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:17, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! RonnieBint This is no umbrella to take into the wind!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Hahaha!
That was full on office lollage!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:18, archived)
# :D
get back to fuckin work all of you!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Oh Nos..!
Someone mentioned football on b3ta (two days running)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:19, archived)
# i noes!
the hugh manity!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:20, archived)
# hahaha.
He goes to the rovers return with that fella Hayley now.
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:20, archived)
# Deserves a bit of frank.
(I helped save b3ta! RonnieBint This is no umbrella to take into the wind!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:22, archived)
# ahahaha
XD
(taids2 punched himself in the balls on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:23, archived)
# \o/
Come on you spurs!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:22, archived)
# :)
add, "of his career" in text after the last panel please :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:23, archived)
# hahaha!!
*winces*
haha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:23, archived)
# hahaha
hah
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:23, archived)
# i only make an exception for this football related post
as it involves pain being inflicted on a foreigner, which is always good in this man's books.
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:25, archived)
# Roy....
....was not foreign.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 10:17, archived)
# *bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Eduardo, Eduardo!
He's got the silky skills
He walks like Heather Mills
(Josef Smilin' a seagull crashed into the window as i was pooing!, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 10:46, archived)
[challenge entry] that's life...
(taids2 punched himself in the balls on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:15, archived)
# well, I liked it
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:22, archived)
# pffft!
needs more laptop with b3ta challenge on...
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Give the man a bone . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:27, archived)
# o-_-o

Sorry, Bored :(
(I helped save b3ta! RonnieBint This is no umbrella to take into the wind!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:05, archived)
# EAR CATARACTS?
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Is it just me that's finding the whole 'Ear Cataracts' thing exceptionally irritating?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:11, archived)
# It's still ok for me.
If it carries on for too long I'm sure I'll agree.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:11, archived)
# First image or two I saw killed me, but after scrolling down the first page this morning I've an overwhelming desire to stand on a lot of peoples necks.
I'm cranky. Baby need sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:13, archived)
# thats what happens when you stay up all night drinking and shagging.
*clips round ear*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:18, archived)
# *hugs*
Don't be mean, mentor.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:19, archived)
# mentor eh?
BWAHAHAHAHA!
*rubs hands together*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:21, archived)
# TEACH ME THE ART OF SWORDFIGHTING. I'VE ALREADY MASTERED DRINKING AND FALLING OVER.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:22, archived)
# the point beats the edge.
NEXT LESSON!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:24, archived)
# I am finding it only slightly more anoying than the...
Sodding "Make Newspaper Comics Funny" challenge!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:14, archived)
# It's a recipe for a great day on b3ta.
There have been some funny entries though, as always.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Especially for you:
www.b3ta.com/board/8141838
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Farmers?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:17, archived)
# That's possibly the most horrific thing I've ever seen. *clicks 'I do not like this'*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:18, archived)
# wow, that's seriously annoying then!
'noon WB
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Noon WB
?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:27, archived)
# im all up for bandwagons, and i love this weeks challenge
however i simply don't get the ear cataracts obsession :(

and I love Harry Hill...meh...

I would rather re-visit the Harry Hill joke "chance would be a fine thing! promises promises! aaand relax" as a meme...
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:23, archived)
# No, me too.
Although bizarrely it's from the only episode of TV Burp I have evr seen, so at least I understand.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:16, archived)
# The tragic day that Mr. Potatohead was possitively identified as the murderer!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:06, archived)
# looks like he's had his chips now!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:09, archived)
# *groan*
I'll get your coat jacket
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:11, archived)
# BBCODE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:12, archived)
# just can't gnocchi the old jokes
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Stop with the puns
or this thread will be spboiled
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Yeah, let's get him.
I'll mash him into a pulp.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:12, archived)
# Spud what has he done wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:17, archived)
# That pun was rather half baked.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:18, archived)
# in my estima
this could just rocket, wilja believe it?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:20, archived)
# I expect these puns will still be going come frieday
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:21, archived)
# let osprey they do not
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Potato Cataracts?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:06, archived)
# Potataracts?
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:08, archived)
# Pontifracts?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:25, archived)
# Bronchial Tracts?
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:31, archived)
# In an odd way, I like this
though 72k is a little on the large size.
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:09, archived)
# hell, yeah! done it!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:01, archived)
# eh?
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:02, archived)
# Of b3ta:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:02, archived)
# shit no, seriously?
the poor girl, her mind must be officially fucked now...
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:03, archived)
# it always was ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:04, archived)
# haha, well done, you'll surely be queen of /stats now.
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:05, archived)
# oddly
i doubt it!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Is it like the magic 100 coffees in Futurama?
EDIT: I too have done the 24 hour b3ta:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:02, archived)
# yes
but with lack of fire and nixon
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:03, archived)
# *chokes on chocolate*
Pfffft, I love that
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:04, archived)
# What?
Choking on chocolate?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:06, archived)
# Well, that too
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:18, archived)
# excellent scene that
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:04, archived)
# pfft
everythings turning into goatse
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:04, archived)
# *claps*
well done chicken.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:02, archived)
# yay!
thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Congratulations!
Off to have a sleep now?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:02, archived)
# nope
3 hours till bingo
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Ah, right. So you can sleep then?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:08, archived)
# no
need to do a load of washing, change the sheets, buy bread, wash a few dishes, then bingo
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:09, archived)
# 24 hours?
without smoking/killing/skiing?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:02, archived)
# quit smoking nearly 6 weeks ago
i just have a numb bum
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:05, archived)
# I think 24 hours of bum action would lead to numbness indeed
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:08, archived)
# Bend over and we'll find out.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:08, archived)
# I can't
my head's already up there

I'm getting a great tan though :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:10, archived)
# It's a very attractive pose, too.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Congrats! You didn't die!
How ill do you feel though?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:03, archived)
# i don't!
i'm hungry, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:06, archived)
# yay
I'm sure you wont read this as you'll be too busy sleeping
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:03, archived)
# no sleeping till at least midnight
i got things to do
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:07, archived)
# what was your favorite moment?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:04, archived)
# that one about 7 minutes ago
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Congrats!
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:04, archived)
# thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:10, archived)
# Good lord!
But... why pick 3pm to start? Or are you in another country?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:04, archived)
# erm...
i did the housework first
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:08, archived)
# And from reading above you have more housework to do before bingo?
ABSOLUTE BEST SKIVE SESSION EVER.

*awards 500*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:26, archived)
# i hope you did a "supersize me" style video
eventually having a doctor describing to you how your brain is now the consistentcy of duck liver paté

Edit: oh and i forgot to say GET A FUCKING JOB :p
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:05, archived)
# hahaha!
no video and no chance of a job yet
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:10, archived)
# well done.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:05, archived)
# thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:11, archived)
# well done you!
now somebody may actually have more posts then captain wow!
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:05, archived)
# yeah
clan soul! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:12, archived)
# Bravo !
What a way to pull off a 24 hour marathong !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:05, archived)
# i can think
of better ways, strangely enough ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:13, archived)
# I could take that
as a proposition . . . ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:26, archived)
# HARRAYYYY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:09, archived)
# woo!
glad it's over, though!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:14, archived)
# Wuss.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:15, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:16, archived)
# How many posts and images did you make ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:15, archived)
# ummm
*thinks*
3 images, about 5/600 posts
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:17, archived)
# well done you
congrats and all
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:28, archived)
# CONGRATULATIONS!
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:03, archived)
# no 2
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:59, archived)
# 3 panels?
compo it!
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:00, archived)
# that's cruel
but i laughed.

hull for me, please.
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:00, archived)
# LOLXXORS!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:00, archived)
# the first one was lulzzers
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Arse!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:10, archived)
# lulz :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Bandwagoning for compo purposes only ;-)


DeRIS: www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTHw0lM7O0Q (cheers Cocodaye Miasere)
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Ear cataracts?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Farmers?

* sorry, wrong post
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:59, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
*burps*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:56, archived)
# *living room lols*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:57, archived)
# Ear Cataracts?!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:57, archived)
# i do not understand
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:57, archived)
# all shall be explained
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTHw0lM7O0Q
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:58, archived)
# i cant hear what he's saying, my sounds not on and i can't be bothered to get up
i'd imagine its something like "mm ahh mmm ah badger parade? mm aa"
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Thanks for clearing that up.
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:02, archived)
# It's a TV burp sketch,
which appears to be rapidly transforming into a toap bandwagon
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:58, archived)
# stupid television
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:59, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:58, archived)
# yes
this gets a click
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Hahaha
ace!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Labia?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Ear Cataracts?
What the hell are you guys going on about?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Afternoon all!
By which I mean:

Ear cataracts?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:59, archived)
# hee hee
Sneaky compo repost from last night

www.b3ta.com/board/8138447
(Roopy all is not what it seams, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Sadly
I doubt I'd find this funny even if I knew the joke in question, as I happen to believe Harry Hill's shit.


Dylan Moran bandwagon anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:59, archived)
# but if your here, who's grooming the badgers for the badger parade?
shows off
what?
etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Wouldn't that just involve being drunk and shouting a lot?
/Dylan Moran is infinitely preferable to Harry Hill though...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:02, archived)
# Shouting in a funny way.
Unlike Harry, who seems to think 'hmmm' and 'eh' are punchlines.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:03, archived)
# True on both counts.
I'd prefer a Bill Bailey-a-thon tho...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:05, archived)
# I saw him quite a few years ago and he was hilarious.
Dylan Moran is also good.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Harry hill used to be a Doctor at Ashford Hopital near Staines ...
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:12, archived)
# w-hat?
ear cataracts
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Oh haaaay, Disco.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:10, archived)
# oh haays, ttssattsr
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Ha ha!
Ear cataracts?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Ear cataracts?
*clicks with joy*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:01, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
This is FULL OF WIN
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:05, archived)
# ...
Ear Cataracts?!
(I helped save b3ta! blueNine Bees with Knees, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:06, archived)
# lolearcataracts?
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Ear Cataracts?
..
(Looneytwuns, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh George...
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Is she doing herself with a hoover?
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:48, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Ha Ha This ^

Answer the questions SBF!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Ha ha!
It was a phone in the original pic. I got rid of some of it. I should have got rid of it all, it seems.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:56, archived)
# * original pic *
Are you trying to say this is not all your own wank work!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Henry you dirty bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:54, archived)
# BOOBS
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Lynne must be in her 7os now
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:49, archived)
# GILF
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:55, archived)
# NO!
There are not many things I dislike about grot, but this is definatly one I don't like.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:59, archived)
# six hours later!?
clown pocket nympho
(I helped save b3ta! RonnieBint This is no umbrella to take into the wind!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:49, archived)
# hahaha
It's funny because it's true.

Well the b3ta part...
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Needs more ear cataracts
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Ear cataracts?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:50, archived)
# pardon?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:51, archived)
# ear cataracts?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:51, archived)
# sounds like a over salty snack one might order in a loose moment at the pub
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:53, archived)
# pig snacks?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:55, archived)
# hmm, pork scratchings
chicken itchings
doggy scabs

all traditional pub grub :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Ear cataracts?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:52, archived)
# oar courtintheacts?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:53, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:53, archived)
#
ear cataracts?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:54, archived)
# CATARACTS? No, I'm afraid its actually Galucoma. Youll be blind in a month!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:55, archived)
# Ear glaucoma???
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:56, archived)
# read this as
"you'll be blind in the mouth."

this ear cataracts thing has gone too far!
(I helped save b3ta! haylith has been gone a long, long time, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
CATAMARANS?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:59, archived)
# maybe i need my eyes checked
"blend the edge of the nipple boundary"
(I helped save b3ta! haylith has been gone a long, long time, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Ear Calimari?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:02, archived)
# lol lady bits
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Talking boobs in the first frame.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Deary me!
Also, and sorry TUTT I miscalculated, there is only one bed left for the London Bash. We've also made the half century mark:)



Any more for any more?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:54, archived)
# when is it again?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:56, archived)
# skug's place:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:56, archived)
# erm.... confusing
but I just checked the date again, and I still can't make it.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:57, archived)
# There is room for 50...
but only if you want to sleep outside...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Sorry
I don't do Principalities!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:01, archived)
# the guy with the mostache?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 19:05, archived)
# Wow, quality bashness!
*glees*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:56, archived)
# NO
now bugger off with your everyone I'd like to meet but never will list




;)™
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:57, archived)
# What's your excuse for not going?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:57, archived)
# Money, lack of, Children, happy excess of
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Ah, I see.
Perhaps you could sell a child and come afterall?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:00, archived)
# I will drive up to Huddersfield on the day and kidnap you
You will be forced to go to this bash
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Well it's your fault your not coming!
Can;t you cryogenically freeze the family for a day?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:58, archived)
# 'bout time the mighty ginger one put in an appearance
i challenge him to show up.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:57, archived)
# YES!
*throws down kitten skin gauntlet*

Ging-gy hitler? Why aren't you on the list?!
Is it a 'Let them eat BBQ' thing?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:59, archived)
# wooot!
my first b3ta bash! i am very excited! any other bash newbs coming? we can stick together and become bffs and make daisy chains and lick each other!
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Hopefully, yes.
That sounds like my idea of a good time.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:02, archived)
# Do you have something against those afflicted with hay fever?!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:03, archived)
# no, in fact i have hayfever too
but the pain is good pain...good good snotty pain...
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:15, archived)
# I'll look forward to
that..!
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:08, archived)
# so, lets assume the usual third cry off, that's still 34 people, which is great :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:10, archived)
# *grrrrs@*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Arf!
Nice work! BUT BIGGAR PLEASE ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:54, archived)
# It does the board good to stretch it once in a while,
a bit like goatse.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:58, archived)
# For Captain...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:45, archived)
# :D
Very quick, freebs!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Needs more...
Stationary Car and wobbly tits?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:46, archived)
# needs more...


sorry..
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:50, archived)
# don't apologise
victimise
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:52, archived)
# crikey
she must be letting out one hell of a fart
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Still the car
Jiggle the lady!
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Wonderful!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:42, archived)

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