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Oh, the humanity!

(rogerzilla, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:38, archived)

Hahaha

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:42, archived)

fuhhhhhh!

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Shada, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:43, archived)

fucking hell!

*cleek*

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:43, archived)

*saves to mentally scar niece*

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:48, archived)

I like this, because I hate the show,

and they need to stop making stuff this disturbing...

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..wil, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:53, archived)

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Shada, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:32, archived)

i'm not 100% i'm on the same page as you here

but i enjoy this!

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:34, archived)

they are mp3 people :D

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Shada, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:37, archived)

Mp3ople?

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Ttssattsr, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:37, archived)

*steals the creative*

he seems the nicest

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:40, archived)

he's fucking hyper

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Shada, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:46, archived)

he's my new friend :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:52, archived)

SONY ONE LOOKS THE COOLEST. BUT THE IPOD ONE ACTUALLY IS THE COOLEST.

I LIKE PICTURES.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:34, archived)

WHERE DOES SONY'S PLUG GO?

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Ttssattsr, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:34, archived)

He's not hearing any music :C

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Shada, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:35, archived)

I used to have that Sony one,

but it went missing in France. The moral of the story is, don't go to France.
Woo

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:34, archived)

*adheres to*

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:35, archived)

Jacob Dyer clearly nicked it, right before his neck got burnt.

The middle one is the one I have. It's got nowhere near enough capacity to hold my music library, even though when I bought it a year ago I was like "I'LL NEVER USE UP 6GIGABYTES HOLY SHIT!"

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Shada, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:35, archived)

The bastard. And I thought Disney land was meant to be a place of fun.

I must have had the model up, I think it was 20gig. Which now wouldn't be enough for all my crap.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:37, archived)

Yeah, I should've got the 20 gig one.

But I genuinely never thought I'd ever have 6gb of music.

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Shada, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:39, archived)

i have a piddly little 1gb one :(

i have about 30gbs of music. i'm saddened by this.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:37, archived)

I'm now down to my phone's music player.

I can just about squeeze on one album. I'd buy an extra memory card for it, but frankly the quality isn't good enough to bother with it.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:40, archived)

mine a ten quid one from woolys that every few weeks scrambles all the tracks

i had a 1gb creative but the sonuvabitch broke when i walked into door with it sticking out of the laptop, gah!

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:42, archived)

I've got about 30 gigs as well

or 15.7 days, according to itunes.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:47, archived)

I've got 18.3 days crammed into 28.7gig.

Look at you with your high quality music.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:49, archived)

Yeah I did this

About 40gig of decent quality files, compressed down to about 18gig of shitty quality files so that they'd all fit on my player.

I've even got a shatner/nimoy compilation album on that MP3 player, I've got that much space free.

"Hey, err, Mr Tambourine Man? Mr Tambourine Man!"

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boris the spider, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:50, archived)

That's a lot of choons :D

I reckon high-quality music is worth the extra space it takes up. There's nothing quite like crisp, high-quality sound through expensive headphones.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:59, archived)

Unfortunately, I have no high quality headphones.

I might buy some shortly after getting my laptop, though.
When I rip stuff now, I normally just go for variable bit rate and let it sort itself out.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 21:01, archived)

29.4 gbs

16.3 days :)
i like the fact that i could go on holiday for to weeks, come back and still not have reached the end of my music

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:55, archived)

512 MB

I WIN!

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:47, archived)

*awards wooden spoon*

i've got a 512 knocking about somewhere i think

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:54, archived)

I've only got 2GB of music though, so it doesn't really bother much.

Plus it's an absolutely wee cube that hangs around your neck.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:55, archived)

SIX JIG-A-BYTES? THAT'S INCREDIBLE!

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:37, archived)

plus, you will get your neck burnt. you won't like it.

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:50, archived)

i think i like the walkman the best.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:35, archived)

The middle one looks best,

BUT IT DOESN'T WORK.

/hates Sony mp3 players

Also: Creative is the best.
I went through three Sonys in six months, and I've had my creative for over a year and it works just as well as it did when I first got it.

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ClanSoul, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:35, archived)

Haha, the software is a piece of shit.

Why can't I just drag and drop like with basic mp3 players :(

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Shada, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:36, archived)

Surely it's better than iTunes?

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Ttssattsr, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:37, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAH

I think SonicStage is the only thing that is truly worse than iTunes.

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ClanSoul, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:38, archived)

The one good thing about iTunes

which I've not found on any other player -- it does random play by albums. i don't normally want to listen to individual songs, I want to listen to albums. For that reason alone I like iTunes. Don't use it because in a moment of insanity I chose to rip my CD collection to OGG, which iTunes refuses to read the track numbers for, and albums played in alphabetical order are as irritating as songs played at random from my whole collection.

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boris the spider, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:40, archived)

Well I'm a whole-library-on-shuffle kinda guy,

so I'm ashamed to say WMP does it for me.

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ClanSoul, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:41, archived)

WMP at VLC are my faves. No shame in that.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:43, archived)

I like VLC for watching videos,

and I have a soft spot for Winamp, but I rarely use it.

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ClanSoul, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:46, archived)

XMplay forever!

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:54, archived)

Well that's your fault for using an awful file type.

.Ogg's are nasty things.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:41, archived)

I REALLY LIKE OGG

Actually I do, because I'm a nerd. (The real reason is I knew the machine at work here wasn't going to be able to play MP3s and I didn't have an MP3 player at that point so I ripped to OGG. I'm fucked if I'm ripping my entire CD collection again so I'll just have to slowly and painfully convert the lot across.)

I'd like iTunes too, if it liked OGG. But it doesn't. Bad iTunes.

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boris the spider, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:47, archived)

Oggs are great unless you actually want to play them because the codecs seem to slow things down considerably.

Game developers use them loads because you don't have to pay for the rights though.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:53, archived)

Never noticed any slowdown

even on my old AMD 500Mhz machine which played them fine through Winamp. The support on MP3 players is wank though, I think iRiver are still the only ones with support out of the box and apparently that's crap. If I could rip my collection again though I'd do it to MP3.

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boris the spider, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:57, archived)

That would be the main reason for my hypothesis that it slows the fuck out of things.

Because otherwise why would mp3 players not support it when it's open source?

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 21:01, archived)

I've got no idea at all

I did come across some firmware patches for a load of different players that gives them OGG support, though, so it's far from impossible. Doesn't work for mine, unfortunately.

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boris the spider, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 21:07, archived)

market "penetration"

mp3 was around long long before ogg

and people is used to it, and folk is used to paying and blaa blaa

and if you make a media player these days, it has to play mp3, there's just no way around that everything else is pretty much secondary

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 21:20, archived)

I <3 ITUNES!

LEAVE ITUNES ALONE!

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:41, archived)

ITUNES IS SHIT.

GET OVER IT.

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ClanSoul, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:42, archived)

its easy to use

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:43, archived)

So's windows media player, and WMP doesn't say

"OMG THIS MUSIC IS MINE ALL MINE FUCK OFF OTHER COMPUTERS" does it?

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ClanSoul, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:45, archived)

Neither does iTunes. Unselect copy protect you dolt.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:46, archived)

hahahahaha

the word "dolt" is underused in the English language today. Thank you for keeping our heritage alive. :)

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boris the spider, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:51, archived)

I try.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:56, archived)

I was referring to synchronising, actually.

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ClanSoul, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 21:02, archived)

yes, it can do that

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:47, archived)

The visualiser on itunes is awesome.

Much better than the media player one. I could sit there watching it for hours.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:50, archived)

the best one (and worth downloading winamp for) is milkdrop

download it now, thank me later

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:56, archived)

I shall take a look for it.

I discovered a game called Audiosurf the other week. You upload your mp3 files and it creates a racetrack based on the volume levels, so you get a big swirling neon track that builds and drops and pulsates in time with the music. You can buy it for about ten dollars through Steam. It's awesome :D

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 21:05, archived)

thats sounds ace

i'll download it when i get home :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 21:21, archived)

I had the record on some Velvet Revolver song

and an ACDC song for nearly 2 weeks

before someone improved on my score by an order of magnitude...

(The Insidious Dr Mayhem ...conquering all on Metaltech.me, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 21:39, archived)

at least iTunes actually fucking works.

I assume. I've never used iTunes. But seriously, SonicStage is a temperamental fuck that works only when it wants to and not when I want it to :(

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Shada, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:41, archived)

You can on some of the new ones

they point out at length how this "feature" works and that you never have to use sonic stage as if people would be devastated at never having to use a piece of software that crashes every third song.

(Dinsdale v Spiny Norman, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:39, archived)

Are they still in ATRAC?

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ClanSoul, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:40, archived)

I agree

I got given a Sony walkman as a gift a while ago. It's worth about 80 quid but I can't use it as it needs Windows to work. Silly Sony.

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JimM, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 21:18, archived)

creative you can

you just have to let windows rape your MP3 player

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 1:17, archived)

Pffft! YES!

Creative ftw.
*cleeks*

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:35, archived)

ace!

especially the Sony one

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:37, archived)

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Shada, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:48, archived)

Yep Sony one's the best.

It's because he's nonchalant.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:38, archived)

he aint got no music

but he aint mindin'

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Shada, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:48, archived)

This is fantastic :D

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:42, archived)

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Shada, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:48, archived)

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Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 19:42, archived)

Sorry, but I'm RISing

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ClanSoul, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 19:47, archived)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leslie_Phillips

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Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 19:49, archived)

ding dong!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:09, archived)

You're rizzing?

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Cae1, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 19:49, archived)

That's what I said, isn't it? :]

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ClanSoul, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 19:52, archived)

you're too young

It's a pun on his catchphrase, question is are we going fro "Ding Dong" or "Well Hello"?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 19:51, archived)

I'd say Ding Dong.

Seeing as rappola just explained it to me, too :P

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ClanSoul, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 19:52, archived)

Well dongo!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:09, archived)

That would be the best ringtone ever!

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 19:47, archived)

Haha :D

Edit: Something very strange is happening...

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 19:54, archived)

Hehehehehehehe.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 19:59, archived)

^this

very much so

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:01, archived)

I like your dinosaurs

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:03, archived)

Everybody should own some toy dinosaurs.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:05, archived)

yay

Dinos FTW!!!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:06, archived)

I have the dinosaur from in this video

www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0neCi6dibU

Killerkitti sent it to me :D

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ClanSoul, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:08, archived)

silly dinosaurs

you need more people for duck duck goose

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:27, archived)

and if you can't

tractor driving elephants

(mr sausage wanks merrily, not furiously, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:31, archived)

mini dinos

causing havoc on the desk! yaay!

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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:05, archived)

Walrus Man!

I like your anims...they are all of the good

and have no memos

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:15, archived)

that's fantastic

you should take this idea a step further

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:18, archived)

this is marvellous

/misses his missing camera, which has gone missing :(

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:21, archived)

Well that's clearly a mistake.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:26, archived)

this is what i hate about living in a 7 person house

things disappear :(

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:27, archived)

What I hated about living in a 7 person house,

was the lack of kitchen space and shower time.
What I liked, was the frequency of Mario Kart bouts.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:28, archived)

oh god the kitchen

its hideous. one of our ovens has borked so everyone in the one kitchen has moved down to ours. now we were quite meticulous about clean, not tidy per se, but clean. now it looks like a 120 days of sodom in there.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:30, archived)

We only had one kitchen.

And my flat at the moment has a bigger kitchen than that was.
4 hobs isn't really enough for 7 people.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:32, archived)

^this with big brass 'uns

the washing up i'm sick of too. for me to eat i have to wash someone else's crap up, eat then wash my stuff up. its so vile. next year i have only four people in the house and any mother fuckers try and dirty my kitchen will pay with their flesh. i am quiet defensive of the room.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:36, archived)

quiet defensive = quietly defensive?

the kitchen is oen of the reasons i was desperate to live by myself. the mess is my own fault. i hate cleaning up after other people but i know what crap i've spread around my own place.

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boris the spider, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:38, archived)

I love having my own kitchen.

Apart from anything else, it means that when something doesn't work out, noone else needs to know.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:39, archived)

also this

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boris the spider, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:41, archived)

so how easy to make it......say......A One person house

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:30, archived)

stop washing myself, take to walking about naked and develop a dependence of methamphetamine

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:31, archived)

*checks profile*

Just the naked bit to go and you're a free man

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:36, archived)

I'VE LOST MY FUCKING CAMERA TOO!

IT WAS REALY NICE AND MY SISTER BOUGHT IT FOR ME AND I ONLY USED IT ONCE BEFORE I LOST IT!

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:31, archived)

my mum bought me it and some double crossing shyster's nicked it

and on another occasion my raybans :(

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:33, archived)

A girl stole my raybans yesterday but it's ok

because she's sexy. Aviators FTW!

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:34, archived)

nah you want wayfarers

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:44, archived)

MOST CARELESS TO USE YOUR SISTER ONCE AND THEN LOSE HER

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:39, archived)

Ding Dong indeed :D

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:01, archived)

What are the chances of that happening?

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 19:29, archived)

hehe

Depends if b3tards went to the game:P Or did you mean Liverpool only being one up against Japan?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 19:31, archived)

Japan?

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 19:40, archived)

Didn't you get the memo?

That's where they've moved Hong Kong to!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 19:41, archived)

I never get the memo that's what memos are all about nobody ever gets memos

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 19:43, archived)

I don't remember getting the memo about that!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 19:51, archived)

You didn't that's what memos are all about nobody ever gets memos

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 19:53, archived)

So why didn't I get it?

It's not as if no one gets memos!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 19:59, archived)

nobody gets memos

not you, not me, not even those people that say did you get my memo about your memo

memos don't exist in the same way that the phrase "Blimey the Daily Mail has a balanced view on things" has never been uttered.

Trust me I work for the Government (well you know what I mean)...Memos don't exist

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:06, archived)

How do you know this?

Did someone drop you a memo?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:08, archived)

I never get memos that's what memos are all about nobody ever gets memos

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:13, archived)

I think I got a memo saying something to that effect.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 22:01, archived)

Hahaha

Tomato sauce? 50/50

(cow-appreciation-society, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 19:31, archived)

Needs more snooker.

Size, cunt.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 19:36, archived)

What he said!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 19:40, archived)

SHIT. SIZE.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 19:41, archived)

Sorry.

I'm not with you.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 19:45, archived)

I would just like to point out that

you have posted a 143k image ;)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 19:42, archived)

*whistle innocently*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 19:45, archived)

;)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 19:48, archived)

i was not oversized

I merely was using my quota for the next three post which I won't post. You will know when I
haven't posted them when you do not see the posts.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 19:53, archived)

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 19:44, archived)

Well that proves how lightweight he really was

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 19:45, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAH

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ClanSoul, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 19:45, archived)

erm

why?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 19:46, archived)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 19:50, archived)

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ClanSoul, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 19:51, archived)

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 19:56, archived)

Edit: I just noticed the rabbit...

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 19:51, archived)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 19:57, archived)

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 19:59, archived)

It's a double wammy:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 19:59, archived)

Heheh :]

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ClanSoul, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:00, archived)

Took me ages to realise ther was a huge Ketchup bottle in the image

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:12, archived)

Ooh, did I miss some anarchy!?

Drat! ;)

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..wil, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:13, archived)

Hahaha

bloody hell

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 19:48, archived)

That took me a while :P

But it's a bit big, don't you think?

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ClanSoul, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 19:37, archived)

Not really, nope

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 19:40, archived)

Two reasons you'll get away with it

1) The office crowd aren't here
2) People know your username

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boris the spider, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 19:54, archived)

3) It doesn't matter

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Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 19:56, archived)

Well, I'd tell the office crowd to shove it anyway

but I do agree with point 2 wholeheartedly.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 19:57, archived)

Well, I'm going to ignore you now. Tata.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 19:59, archived)

For some reason I find this highly amusing

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:06, archived)

^This

It's all politix innit?

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ClanSoul, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:01, archived)

Oh yeah

I'm not particularly fussed by large filesizes myself -- three flashing pixels on this and it would be 100k under everyone's radar. It's the hypocrisy of the Nazis that annoys me a lot more.

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boris the spider, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:33, archived)

Oh i completely agree with that too, don't worry about that

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 21:20, archived)

this is taking infinity long to load.

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Cae1, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 19:44, archived)

that's unpossible!

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:09, archived)

Haha :D

Very good.

Also: evening all!

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 19:48, archived)

Arf!

Also took me a while

(

chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:03, archived)

There we go.

http://www.sambennallick.co.uk/
*spams*

(

ClanSoul, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 19:24, archived)

TERRORIST!!!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 19:26, archived)

BUMS! RUMBLED!

And the website link contains anthrax.

(

ClanSoul, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 19:28, archived)

That about Megadeath?

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 19:30, archived)

That's like megaupload, but you upload dangerous/terrorist stuff.

(

ClanSoul, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 19:31, archived)

I did a megadownload

But it was curry night yesterday.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 19:37, archived)

Bloody hooligans.

Nice site Chicago, I go now.

:)

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 19:29, archived)

Thankyou sir!

(

ClanSoul, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 19:30, archived)

(

Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 19:39, archived)

What?

(

ClanSoul, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 19:40, archived)

the eyes...

are... mesmerising...

(

Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 19:39, archived)

They look strange now, I wasn't planning on adding the rest of her.

In fact, I'm not entirely sure at which point it became a "her".

(

ClanSoul, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 19:42, archived)

LEMUR EYE GRAFTS

(

Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 19:55, archived)

That's a pretty nice looking site already.

How much is it costing you?
(I'm interesting in buying a bit of internet myself)

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 19:50, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8322234

(

ClanSoul, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 19:53, archived)

That all sounds very tempting but also very complicated.

Have you been doing the html yourself?

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 19:55, archived)

Dreamweaver :]

(

ClanSoul, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:03, archived)

I like

especially the kiwi eyes

(

chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:06, archived)

At one point I thought "this is going to end up looking like a chunderbunny cat woman"

but it didn't :P

(

ClanSoul, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:10, archived)

(

chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:12, archived)

Nicely. *clicks*

but I couldn't help but do this.

(

Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:15, archived)

Heheheh :D

(

ClanSoul, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:36, archived)

One of these

Haven't made one of these in ages. I'm out of practice.

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 19:07, archived)

oooh classy! Is she behind safety glass?

yeh you're right - it's crap ;P

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 19:09, archived)

No it's not crap

it's safety glass :)

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 19:44, archived)

You're with Scottish Widows too huh:P

EDIT: Calling all old peeps. This iss in the Independant today:D

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 19:15, archived)

fuck me!

Has anyone got a copy of The Senseless Things LP on mp3? The one with Easy to Smile on.

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 19:41, archived)

i might do

i'll have a look when i get home

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:26, archived)

Whut?

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 19:45, archived)

Go back to sleep

The Chalston is still the in thing.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 20:02, archived)

I was missing these!

*clicks*
Do more! ^_^

(

ClanSoul, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 19:16, archived)

Boooooooooo

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 19:19, archived)

(

StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 19:20, archived)

HAHAH WHAT!?

(

ClanSoul, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 19:21, archived)

Hahaha

Arm scat!

(cow-appreciation-society, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 19:27, archived)

UNEXPECTED LOGGINS!

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 19:43, archived)

mood: torpid

(cow-appreciation-society, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:47, archived)

Hahaha

I like that. I like it much.

(

Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:53, archived)

Ta!

I'm just glad someone got it.

(cow-appreciation-society, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:55, archived)

Who?

sorry

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:58, archived)

ennui, you uncultured swine.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:59, archived)

So he's not a footballer then?

I am too cultured! I had yogurt for breakfast!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 19:17, archived)

I smoked a Hamlet once.

They go well with feeesh.

;D

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 19:19, archived)

So long as

it was bacon flavoured, I'll let you off for knowing one word less than me.

(cow-appreciation-society, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 19:25, archived)

Hours later

I eventually got your joke; so I made this for you:

(cow-appreciation-society, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 22:11, archived)

dictionary.reference.com/browse/ennui

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 19:03, archived)

*yes*

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:59, archived)

Clever...beyond spang-worthy.

*enclickens*

(

HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 19:02, archived)

*intellectual groan*

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 19:03, archived)

You've just cum, in some sense?

On many levels?

Like a fucking champagne fountain, baby

(cow-appreciation-society, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 19:08, archived)

Trays Bong

Ness-pah?

(

MisterPunch did it that way on, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 19:04, archived)

Hahah! :]

*click*
Very clever.

(

ClanSoul, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 19:21, archived)

nothing he likes more

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:20, archived)

you should get paid for doing this full-time :)

(

Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:23, archived)

One day I'll learn to animate stuff that well

Gotta start somewhere!

(

Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:48, archived)

That's the spirit, Thing!

(

Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:54, archived)

Standing over a vent in a white dress and urinating?

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 19:13, archived)

Hahahaha!

Braw!
EDIT: I do believe you didn't want to click that
'ello!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:24, archived)

Is that their new show? I think I saw the trailer for it earlier

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:40, archived)

I'd like to see how they'd sell that on the credits side bar of Harry Hills Tv Burp.

(

Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:55, archived)

she is pissing on herculeus von cloud

that is why he's yellow.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:24, archived)

Hahaha!

Eek!

(Phantasmagoria might do that and never come back, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:25, archived)

hahaha!

(

enceladus, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:27, archived)

My, she must have drunk a lot.

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:27, archived)

There's a dead baby under dat grill yall.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:29, archived)

Nicely done but eeew

Threadjack. Don't think I can justify a new thread as the original is still on the board so I shall put this here. Now available in colour:

(

Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:31, archived)

Ooh beautiful movement.

I think I clicked this and need to do it again.

(

Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:58, archived)

CAPTION:

And that was the last time Happytoast took Mrs. teh Happytoast to the all you can eat chillifest.

Also 'ningles fella.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:48, archived)

Yay Marilyn Monroe and piss.

Good thing time and death never stops a good thing.

(

Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:48, archived)

Oh lord

What is going through your mind today ;D

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 19:14, archived)

(

PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:09, archived)

Hail to our new cumulo-nimbus overlords

Woo!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:10, archived)

Hellooooooooooooo Sunday to Thursday:P

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:10, archived)

Hahaha

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:11, archived)

RUFFIAN!

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:11, archived)

This situation is cirrus.

and the effect could be cumulative...
Woo!

(

enceladus, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:16, archived)

and that's snow joke!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:16, archived)

I can't think of any relevant puns,

despite an extensive brain-storm.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:18, archived)

I can think of loads . . .

and lightning fast too
hehehe!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:19, archived)

Well, that's rather stolen my thunder.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:20, archived)

don't let that

cloud your judgement...

(

enceladus, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:21, archived)

I'm sorry.

I guess the red mist descended.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:23, archived)

I fog-give you

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:28, archived)

fog-eddabaadit...

(

enceladus, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:30, archived)

FOG PUN.

(

Ttssattsr, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:34, archived)

I would have joined in before now

but I didn't want to act precipitately.

(

in vino veritas, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:22, archived)

IVY!

'elloes!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:24, archived)

Hail!

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:40, archived)

Yes, so icy.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:22, archived)

nice style

*prepares for inevitable ruin*

(

Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:32, archived)

No Reason ...

(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:27, archived)

you've made him look unrealistically tall

(

mutster101 fell over, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:29, archived)

I don't know your reasoning either

You've put me in the Land of Confusion

(

Joliet, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:29, archived)

France?

(

Ttssattsr, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:30, archived)

East France

Should I kill this horse and eat it? Should I surrender to my German neighbours?

It's a constant battle.

(

Joliet, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:31, archived)

Wee wee.

(

Ttssattsr, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:31, archived)

Don't be silly.

China is the land of Confucian.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:32, archived)

*slaps forehead*

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:34, archived)

where you can't dance, and you're no son of mine

(

mutster101 fell over, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:45, archived)

also

there's not enough love to go round

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:57, archived)

sounds like another day in paradise to me

(

mutster101 fell over, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:01, archived)

Where Jesus, he knows me

(

Parmesan Quality b4 Quantity, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:04, archived)

but

he knows i'm right

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:04, archived)

much as i hate phil collins and all that he stands for, We Can't Dance is a top album

(

mutster101 fell over, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:16, archived)

it's a ringing statement of truth.
he can't dance.
he can't sing.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:18, archived)

Did you get anything nice at the shops?

(

Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:23, archived)

only a new bra

was £18, reduced to £2. i normally don't wear underwire, but i wasn't going to miss an offer like that!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:26, archived)

Ace shopping, lady!

(

Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:31, archived)

there is nothing finer than shopping

especially when combined with chocolate.

ooo, doctor who is on! 'bye!
*scarpers*

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:37, archived)

I can stand Invisible Touch

but mostly as I just got used to my Mum playing it when I was a kid.

(

Parmesan Quality b4 Quantity, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:22, archived)

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:09, archived)

No reason either

(lickmyballsandscrotum, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:32, archived)

ORANGE

(

Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:34, archived)

YOU GLAD I DIDN'T SAY BANANA?

(

ClanSoul, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:36, archived)

NO.

(

Ttssattsr, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:38, archived)

FAIR ENOUGH.

(

ClanSoul, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:55, archived)

BANANA

(

mutster101 fell over, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:02, archived)

CUNTY BOLLOCKS.

(

Ttssattsr, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:06, archived)

naah

That is the perfect time to point and laugh. They really hate it.

(barandis, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:36, archived)

May I debut...

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:00, archived)

no, fuck off

;)

(

mutster101 fell over, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:01, archived)

Sorry

All I head was 'mwah mwah mamh mawh'!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:08, archived)

jew cat am ANGRY!

really fucking angry

(

Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:03, archived)

yay!

it's never a bad time to mock religion!
*points at church and laughs*

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:06, archived)

YOU'VE BEEN DELETING OLD POSTS.

(

Ttssattsr, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:07, archived)

I heard it's because she hates you and wants to deprive you of breasts.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:08, archived)

i would NEVER

deprive people of my breasts!
they crave the attention, craaaaaaaaveee it!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:11, archived)

WHAT A COMPLETE DOUCHE.

(

Ttssattsr, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:12, archived)

yes.

*hangs head in shame*
i'm delaying my 10000 until i can sort out my booby pic. i won't do it anymore, i promise!
*sobs with guilt*

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:09, archived)

WHAT A COMPLETE DOUCHE.

(

Ttssattsr, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:12, archived)

are you calling me a bag of fanny wash?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:16, archived)

Hehe...fanny.

(

Ttssattsr, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:21, archived)

fanny is not arse

no matter what 'merkins may think.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:32, archived)

It's my duty as a Pastafarian!

Otherwise all the pirates will die!!!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:07, archived)

*glees*

i'm not a practising pastafarian, but i do like pirates

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:10, archived)

ramen

I even said so on my census form:P

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:15, archived)

proof!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:17, archived)

You too you gayer:P

Do you have your old census form? I thought not! *tisk* not even fit to be a Jedi:P

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:34, archived)

of course i've got it!

*jedis*
this will do nicely
*buggers off to watch doctor who*

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:39, archived)

You're not still watching it are you?

It's sell out shite!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:45, archived)

Antisemite cat

will fucking get you for this, Jew boy

(

hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:47, archived)

I hope that's going out

rather than something going in...

(

thistle, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:04, archived)

Hahahaha!

I watched my cat have a shit once.
She was so desperate to get the poo out she went...
*strain*
*stttrrraaaiiinnn*
*ssssstttrrrraaaaainnnn*
*falls over onto her face, right out of the litter tray*
*poos into the air on the way down*
*poo lands on her back*
*licks poo off*
15 minutes later
*licks my face*
Me: Oh, lovely cat. I love you too. Aiiiieeeeee!

(

Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:09, archived)

No Reason either

(

Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:39, archived)

the blank emotionless expression makes this all the more creepy

(

Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:45, archived)

hahaha!

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:48, archived)

cold dead eyes of a killer

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:09, archived)

Origami can sometimes be incredibly realistic

BTW, that x-wing is my own design. I know the nose is far too short but it's the only origami x-wing I've ever seen that has engines :)
CFB

(guitarzan fought the wall, and the wall won on, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:15, archived)

Awesome! :D

(

ClanSoul, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:16, archived)

WANT

i can has instruckshuns?

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:18, archived)

o, theyz in mah head rite now but thx

I've been thinking of doing that but it's a rather complicated thing to make. but I suppose it could happen eventually. never done anything like that before.

(guitarzan fought the wall, and the wall won on, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:35, archived)

that is REALLY something

you most certainly should make instructions - that's instant newsletter material, to be sure

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:47, archived)

hmm

(guitarzan fought the wall, and the wall won on, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:11, archived)

(

Shada, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:18, archived)

Click for bigger pls.

(

Ttssattsr, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:30, archived)

I'm on it

(guitarzan fought the wall, and the wall won on, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:36, archived)

Now that IS impressive.

(

Ttssattsr, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:44, archived)

why thank you.

*bows*

(guitarzan fought the wall, and the wall won on, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:45, archived)

That's pretty impressive.

Woo

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:31, archived)

wow

that is fantastic

(

Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:46, archived)

I want those plans!

(

Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:03, archived)

wow, DIAGRAMS NOW!

what kinda base did you fold that from?

(

Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:04, archived)

bird base

*is surprised someone asked*

(guitarzan fought the wall, and the wall won on, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:08, archived)

ah i would of guessed waterbomb

i'm a big origami nerd, you should definately diagram that though it would be greatly appriciated by the origami community AND nerds...
so really lots of nerds..

(

Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:11, archived)

hehe I'm an origami nerd too

people always ask me if I'm part Asian.

(guitarzan fought the wall, and the wall won on, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:15, archived)

amazing!

very well done there.

(

enceladus, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:13, archived)

Click for readable.

(

NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 16:47, archived)

Yaaay!

And also, I got it working

(

ClanSoul, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 16:48, archived)

Yay!

(

NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 16:56, archived)

(

ClanSoul, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 16:56, archived)

looking quite

profesh already. Nice one.

(

enceladus, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 16:58, archived)

Thankyou :)

I'm still working through some bugs in the gallery, but that's almost done now.

(

ClanSoul, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:02, archived)

Iu really should put all my stuff up on the net in one vigorous throbbing website

but I just can't be arsed, it's so much effort man

(

discomeats This canoe, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:01, archived)

It's not really that hard.

I have a bit of trouble getting my head around how DNS works, but thanks to NobbyNobody, that was sorted.
And the hosting I use is free, which is handy :]

(

ClanSoul, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:05, archived)

but it is hard

I have to upload files

and then, type in html

and shit

and like, it's too much effort in that nobody else will do it for me

yes, I am lazy :)

(

discomeats This canoe, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:06, archived)

You don't HAVE to write in html.

And the uploading isn't really that hard if you use an FTP client.

(

ClanSoul, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:07, archived)

but I have to start an ftp client!

I have to move a mouse

and click!!!

it's too hard!!!!

(

discomeats This canoe, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:07, archived)

In fairness, it takes more effort to whine to me about it

than it does to set up a website.

(

ClanSoul, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:10, archived)

I know

actually the hard part is collating shit

and I really can't be arsed. I doubt anyone would want to see all my images anyway

(

discomeats This canoe, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:11, archived)

Did you compo that on purpose?

(

ClanSoul, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:14, archived)

no, I compoed that due to incompetance

(

discomeats This canoe, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:16, archived)

Hahahahah

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ClanSoul, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:17, archived)

how much does that cost you?

(

Shada, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:06, archived)

I used free hosting, and the domain is only about £8 for two years.

So not much at all!

(

ClanSoul, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:09, archived)

What kind of limitations does free hosting have?

Strict bandwidth limits or anything like that?

(

Shada, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:11, archived)

Free Hosting

Data storage: 250 MB
Monthly bandwidth: 5 GB
Hosting for 2 domains
NO ADS

PHP & Perl enabled
1 MySQL database
10 MB MySQL DB space
Elefante free scripts

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ClanSoul, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:13, archived)

I've never been so aroused.

Woo

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 16:50, archived)

NSFW

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 16:57, archived)

NSFW

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mutster101 fell over, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 16:58, archived)

She has lovely eyes.

(

ClanSoul, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:02, archived)

some might say she looks like a tit though

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mutster101 fell over, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:03, archived)

~~like a~~ through

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ClanSoul, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:10, archived)

QSFW

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:05, archived)

I fucking hate Tomb Raider!

(

Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:07, archived)

hahahahahahahah

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:08, archived)

who is this Tom Braider?

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:33, archived)

DADDY?

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mutster101 fell over, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:24, archived)

Have chips with that.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:34, archived)

Thank you.

That's killed it.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:01, archived)

it's quite well done though... the only problem is the pubes look a little out of place

(

mutster101 fell over, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:02, archived)

they are ace

yiff

(

Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:46, archived)

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mutster101 fell over, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 16:58, archived)

You like a challenge, right?

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:02, archived)

fantastic!

*clicks*

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enceladus, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 16:55, archived)

haha

:D

tho I don't know the appropriate term for this kind of thing

yiff for furries, what for aquatic critters?

(

discomeats This canoe, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 16:59, archived)

sposh-sposh-sposh-sposh

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mutster101 fell over, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:00, archived)

sposhing squiff

(

discomeats This canoe, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:05, archived)

squiff

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:02, archived)

\o/

SQUIFF!

gotta be :D

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:05, archived)

Yes!

Now I'll be remembered.

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:52, archived)

hahahaha!

just what the doctor ordered. i've been fighting flickr all day, uploaded 2000 pics to send to a group and although they said they went, they bloody didn't. starting again now with a super pro account. bastards.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:00, archived)

This net is gross

You win! A-hahahaha!

differently, I had to clean a record a few minutes ago. I tried running it under a tap but as I was trying to be gentle
I couldn't rub the blip off of it. I decided saliva was the best option and just touched it with the tip of my tongue and it tasted like an old girlfriend. Halfway through a 12"! Dirty cow.
Fanny Records is my new shop.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:00, archived)

you should worry my last girlfriend tasted of shellac

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:04, archived)

Was she Yoko Ono?

Beatles/beetles crap gag

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:06, archived)

that's a fine gag sir

i left it open as i couldn't think of a punchline myself

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:47, archived)

Your restraint is admirable

Especially the ball-gag.

(

Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:05, archived)

A perfect aquatic action comedy!

I love it!

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:03, archived)

FABULOUS

(

Shada, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:06, archived)

hehe

excellent

(

Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:46, archived)

Slow day

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 16:38, archived)

Hahahahah!

Mindpiss of the highest order!

(

ClanSoul, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 16:41, archived)

Just spotted your earlier one

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 16:42, archived)

I'll take 5.

Woo

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 16:45, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 16:47, archived)

Hahahahah

(

ClanSoul, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 16:49, archived)

hahah i love you

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 18:04, archived)

Sorry...

(

HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 19:11, archived)

Nice drill

It is very slow. Any Cov b3tards fancy coming round my house with a fuckload of hash?

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:05, archived)

you mean

one of these

(barandis, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:14, archived)

If Pasanonic seesthat you are going to get a right telling off

and a showing of what a real man's tools look like

:) Love ya Pas.

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:25, archived)

What can I say

It's personality that counts!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:26, archived)

Spartacus, you will go on my first whistle.

"He took a licking and he's still ticking"

(

Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 15:32, archived)

Ok, I will...

*is Spartacus*

Woo!

edit: I still think Spatacus is a nicer name...

(

enceladus, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 15:52, archived)

Spactacus would've been better.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 26 Apr 2008, 15:52, archived)

+ obopr0n

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 15:54, archived)

I'm very tempted to shop

your version. But that would be wrong. Wouldn't it?

(

enceladus, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 15:57, archived)

I've always wanted to shop HMP "Belm"arsh and fill it with scopes but it wouldn't be funny and would need to much explanation

(

Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 26 Apr 2008, 16:00, archived)

Yeah...

some ideas are best left as a chuckle in threads like this...not picture-worthy. That would ruin the 'joke'.

(

enceladus, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 16:05, archived)

(

Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 16:08, archived)

haha

(

Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 26 Apr 2008, 16:10, archived)

I'm Spatacus?

(

Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 16:07, archived)

haha!

now that I like!

(

enceladus, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 16:41, archived)

I'm Spartacus and so is my wife

*Woo*

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BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 19:54, archived)

Quick and dirty

(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 14:38, archived)

Far Left: Would.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 14:38, archived)

The one with the beard?

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 14:41, archived)

Yeah, he's better groomed than the rest.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 14:41, archived)

I would prefer the muscley one personally.

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 14:46, archived)

Ewww

not with his dress sense!

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 14:48, archived)

Now they all look like clones,

kinda freeky! Woo tho! :D

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..wil, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 14:47, archived)

'lo fuzzi

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 14:55, archived)

Sup fuzzball

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 15:23, archived)

WHAT'S THE HELL!! CRONES!!!

(

discomeats This canoe, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 15:33, archived)

would
wouldn't
wouldn't
would
wouldn't
wouldn't
would
would
maybe
would
wouldn't
have
will be
would
wouldn't
he would

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 14:53, archived)

Heh. I like.

Meanwhile I'm trying to convince myself I like shitty weather because it is fluffeh.

Just like Pip and Bob do.

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 15:10, archived)

Ha!

I wouldn't want to take them on...

(

enceladus, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 15:11, archived)

Persians: You will go on my first whistle.

Woo

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 15:14, archived)

It's how they dressed in different colours to identify their sex

otherwise I'd be lost right now

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 15:17, archived)

eeep!

I haev just invented the greatest invention since sliced bread or the rampant rabbit!
The Corkscrew drill bit!!!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 15:18, archived)

What can it do?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 15:19, archived)

Or rather: what do you do with it?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 15:20, archived)

screw corks?

(mr sausage wanks merrily, not furiously, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 15:25, archived)

Uncork a bottle of wine in under 2 seconds!:)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 15:28, archived)

Wahey!

no bits of cork in the wine?

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 15:50, archived)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 16:03, archived)

Nice steady camera hand you have there.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 16:05, archived)

I employ spazzed for the good of the community!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 16:10, archived)

Were you wanking while recording this?

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 16:08, archived)

Who wouldn't! Tis a thing of beauty!!!

Only my camera is working:P

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 16:11, archived)

I just never thought of a drill as feminine

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 16:17, archived)

Well it has a female adaptor!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 16:30, archived)

Or a male one:

(

ClanSoul, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 16:38, archived)

Didn't see yours.

www.b3ta.com/board/8322186

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 16:40, archived)

Those pubes could have someone's eye out

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:13, archived)

*flails*

(

ClanSoul, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:15, archived)

But is it better than rampant sliced bread?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 15:21, archived)

wehay!

a sort of turbo-charged 'waiter's friend'. Naughty!

(

enceladus, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 15:25, archived)

"waiter's friend" sounds like a real euphemism

(

discomeats This canoe, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 15:34, archived)

If it isn't

it should be...

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enceladus, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 16:01, archived)

Ah don't know anybuddy thats ever hud wine, part fae the Buckie, that goes tae ma healthclub or anybuddy thats goat workin' hauns, so on that basis, ah'm out.

(

Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 26 Apr 2008, 15:37, archived)

They did it in Black Books

in the one where they're house sitting and they accidentally drink the pope's wine.
Edit: Now I think about it they used an ordinary drill bit.

(

kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 15:53, archived)

Yes they did

I'm glad you did the edit:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 16:04, archived)

I have been doodling

(

Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:06, archived)

OOooh noice.

It's a watchyamacallit

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:07, archived)

My, what sturdy arms she has!

Nicely animated :]

(

ClanSoul, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:08, archived)

SILLY WOMAN! THIS IS NOT METHOD TO GET KITTEN FROM TREE

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:08, archived)

I'm sure it will work :)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:09, archived)

but it could slightly damage the tree!

(

discomeats This canoe, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:09, archived)

true very true.

need moar laser sight

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:11, archived)

or maybe a fricken tree with laZer beams!

(

discomeats This canoe, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:12, archived)

or less kitteh

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:12, archived)

but I likes kitteh

:/

*meow*

=^.^=

(

discomeats This canoe, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:16, archived)

I don't like cats and haven't had any kitty.

So it displeases me....

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)

how can you be an evil overlord without a kitten

you need to walk around holding a little kitten while issuing your orders to your evil minions

(

discomeats This canoe, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)

I'm not going to be an evil overlord

I'm going to be a mad scientist.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)

a kitten is still essential

(

discomeats This canoe, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)

yes but for the horrible experiments

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)

poor kittens :(

(

discomeats This canoe, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)

IS PLUMP KITTIN

(

ClanSoul, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:09, archived)

KIITEN IS PLUMP DUE TO EATING PLUMP CHICKENS

(

discomeats This canoe, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:10, archived)

I set a 404 page for my website:

www.sambennallick.co.uk/wrongurl

(

ClanSoul, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)

no you didn't

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)

Yes I did.

(

ClanSoul, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)

No you made a redirect to that horsey website

Don't forget I keep falling for these. I KNOW WHAT YOU DID!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:28, archived)

No, it's the 404 page.

Look,
www.sambennallick.co.uk/rdhgstjh

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ClanSoul, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:29, archived)

I'm torn between being so stupid and finding out wether or not this is horsy

This is getting to the observational paradox.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)

Just do it!

(

ClanSoul, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)

fag.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:42, archived)

I'll make a real 404 page now.

(

ClanSoul, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:43, archived)

don't bother I'm half way to hacking your site

It won't be there much longer.*

_{unfortunately completely untrue}

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:46, archived)

Hahahah

Edit:
www.sambennallick.co.uk/404.html

(

ClanSoul, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:46, archived)

nice

a frightened internet
(edit) 15?!?!?! Man I feel so old. :(

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 13:10, archived)

Edit: Hahah, yeah, it's the cause of much grief on b3ta :P

(

ClanSoul, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 13:10, archived)

Haha.

I want to steal that for the company I work for now.

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 14:44, archived)

she just got annoyed with ceiling cat watching her masturbate

(

Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:14, archived)

SILLY WOMAN! DO NOT MASTURBATE FULLY CLOTHED USING FIREARM

(

discomeats This canoe, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:15, archived)

Clit Bang?

(

ClanSoul, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)

hahaha

(

discomeats This canoe, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)

this would make very nice porn...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)

google for "GUN WANK WOMAN" I guess

(

discomeats This canoe, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)

Hey look, I can type with my doodle now!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)

mommy will be proud!

(

discomeats This canoe, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)

I WILL SHOW HER!!!!!!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:27, archived)

\o/

(

discomeats This canoe, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)

For firearm to achieve correct penetration clothes must be removed from genital area*

*may not be true

(

mutster101 fell over, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:28, archived)

ever see the southpark episode where Oprah Winfries'

mimsy goes on a shooting spree?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:29, archived)

Awesome shemale action!

(

StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)

I was making them all extreme caricatures of themselves, then I had a better idea,

so I did both...

*edit*For the curious: the original with the new EXTREME version superimposed.
And only now do I notice I did practically nowt to the Worf look-a-like. Dunno why...

(

..wil, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 11:52, archived)

god I like ginger big tits

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(edit) In fact, I like her so much I didn't notice the animation ahhahahahha

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 11:54, archived)

searches...searches...(what has WiL done?)....

Ahhh!

brilliant:;)

edit: and what have they got down their pants...and the blokes for that matter, too.

(

Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 11:59, archived)

It occurs to me you can find the original, and play spot the difference!

;)

(

..wil, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:10, archived)

those steriods have had an unusual

effect. Need more camel toes, but nicely done :)

(

Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)

Ooh darn!

I indeed missed a trick there! Ah well, I could change it, but meh...

I just gave Q*Bert springier legs, a tiny change but it makes quite a difference!

(

..wil, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)

Hahaha woo!

Also I'm going to pearoast this here as I spent ages on it and posted it at gay-o'clock and everyone igored it and this made me sad.

_{No one understands me... OMG life is so unbearable... I'm going to write some poetry and cut myself with a razor made out of my cold, bitter tears.}

(

Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 11:59, archived)

Good choice

It deserves a place of honour

(Tokyo Bought those damned magic beans on, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:02, archived)

no I didn't you miserable sod

(

finnbar has officially retired, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:03, archived)

Shush!

You'll ruin my self-delusion!

(

Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:04, archived)

awwwwwwww Cheer up emo kid

have a *click* is that better?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:04, archived)

*licks*

(

Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:05, archived)

just before I lick you back ... are you female?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:07, archived)

on the internet, assume everyone else is female

hey, baby

(

discomeats This canoe, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:10, archived)

SHOW US YER TITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:12, archived)

I'll go one better! I'll get completely naked!

I am a pea roatsing whore! I'll post this more and more, I'll repeat this scene till my face turns green and I'll puke all over the floor

(

discomeats This canoe, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:14, archived)

AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

I don't like you any more
*cries*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:16, archived)

hahaha

(

discomeats This canoe, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)

Don't point that thing at me

it looks dangerous

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)

don't get me excited then

and everything will be fine

(

discomeats This canoe, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)

I think a giant turn off would be me naked....

jamion.files.wordpress.com/2006/06/kebab__mat_194026s.jpg
(possibly NSFW...click if you dare)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)

O_O

(

discomeats This canoe, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)

HAHAHA

go on click it...you know you want to...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)

I did

it was pure filt! FILT!

(

discomeats This canoe, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:27, archived)

You know you want to eat me out now dont you

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:29, archived)

No, I've already had a lorne sausage sandwich today

so I wont need sustinence for many hours

(

discomeats This canoe, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)

Plain or pan?

(

Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)

what is a lorne sausage?

I can imagine that its possible to have four lorne sausages...

BOOM BOOM ^o^

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)

I clicked

and it was good :)~~~

(starial, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)

OH HAI

A/S/L?????

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:37, archived)

(

Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)

(

discomeats This canoe, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)

FIRE UP THE SPUNK CANNON!

(

Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)

CANNON IS IN NEED OF REPAIRS, SIR!

(

discomeats This canoe, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)

OW SHT

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)

(

Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:40, archived)

he should turn into purple post-op

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:47, archived)

I'm whatever you want me to be

;)

(

Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:45, archived)

after this:

www.b3ta.com/board/8321964

I want pictures first

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:55, archived)

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 13:00, archived)

mmmmmmmmm pepsi

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 13:14, archived)

Oh, that's horrible.

I HATE Pepsi!

(

Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 26 Apr 2008, 13:15, archived)

PEPSI >> COKE

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 13:18, archived)

That may be true but I've never been able to get a whole can up my nose

Now for some croissants and orange juice and a read of the paper!
Nomnomnomnomnom.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 26 Apr 2008, 13:24, archived)

christ, your nostrils must stretch like the goatse arsehole

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 13:30, archived)

Nipples?

they have gone.

(lickmyballsandscrotum, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 14:04, archived)

Ha!

Marvelous! Go go Gotzirra!!

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..wil, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:09, archived)

Q*bert ftw!

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finnbar has officially retired, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:07, archived)

A million clix for using Q*bert

huzzzzzzah

(kenriise boom shak-a-lak, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 21:13, archived)

@*#!

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:09, archived)

hooray for Q bert

he could take on all of them and win

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:09, archived)

He could just jump on their little pinheads

mind you, in the game, that doesn't work out so well...

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..wil, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:11, archived)

but what if they start talking backwards and attack sideways?

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:11, archived)

I hope Humph's memorial service isn't too sombre...

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enceladus, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 11:34, archived)

LOOK AT THEM STANDING IN A ROW.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 11:35, archived)

Inconsiderate bastards

They should be getting down the jazz, being cool cats e.t.c

(Tokyo Bought those damned magic beans on, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 11:37, archived)

I really, really hope

BBC Radio 4 give him a good send off.
I also hope they do what you pictured.

It's really made me upset today.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 11:39, archived)

classic episode on tomorrow at 12 noon,

with a tribute program on wednesday morning at 9am I think.

of course, if you use torrents, you could always...
www.mininova.org/tor/635217

1972 - 2006 - and it works a treat :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 11:40, archived)

Heh.

Torrents = done a long, long time ago.

I'm glad they're doing something, anyway.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 11:43, archived)

hehe, same here :)

aye, is good to hear they're doing something :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 11:43, archived)

Indeed, but why is it being put on

at 9.00am Wednesday morning?

Oh well, I guess I'll get it on 'listen again'.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 13:09, archived)

RIP Humph

I hope that the funeral march will be performed on kazoo and swannee whistle.
(It's probably a rubbish idea, but I suggested the Uxbridge English Dictionary for next week's Image Challenge.)

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clorey mcnuggety, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 11:49, archived)

That's a GREAT idea for a challenge :)

*goes to find and click*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 11:51, archived)

I concur!

*goes in search*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 11:54, archived)

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:03, archived)

Heh heh heh

Thanks, I needed that.

Today is turning into a shit day

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:05, archived)

One more for luck

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)

^THIS!

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 26 Apr 2008, 11:57, archived)

Yes!

fantastic idea!

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enceladus, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 11:59, archived)

yes! ^

Marigold - Get rich quick

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:13, archived)

Yes,

fantastic idea.

EDIT: Countryside - best definition ever :)

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:53, archived)

I concur.

Utterly.

Mr Lyttleton, you will be sorely missed.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 13:07, archived)

But didn't he hate swannee kazoo?

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magnum, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:55, archived)

It is very sad news

but this post made me smile

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:10, archived)

Humph

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:13, archived)

another top tribute :D

on a less impressive note, Amazon are trying to cash in by recommending me ISIHAC 10 in my e-mail inbox today. Poor show

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 12:57, archived)

I dunno.

Unfortunately it does take someone to die for people to want to listen to them or see them a lot of the time.

I wanted a Ronnie Barker DVD Collection for years, and I'm pretty sure that they only released that posthumously.

The man will be sorely missed! :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 14:06, archived)

Ronnie Corbett is dead????

When???

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 14:17, archived)

Terribly sorry.

I was just watching jonathan Ross from last night again :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 14:49, archived)

nah

pretty sure it was just cos i bought my sis one of the cds for her b'day, so it was my most recent purchase when it came to the fortnightly e-mail

just bad timing

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 14:31, archived)

pssst, you mean Barker not Corbett

Corbett is still with us

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 14:44, archived)

Lovely Post.

Well done, sir.

*goes off for another little cry*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 13:07, archived)

Handy Advice

(PagettyPol something something something, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 11:09, archived)

:D:D

I absolutely ADORE this. MORE. MORE.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 11:10, archived)

I got the Portishead Third boxset today.

THERE'S A USB STICK WITH THE ALBUM AND FILMS ON IT IN THE SHAPE OF THE PORTISHEAD 'P'. CORR.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 11:34, archived)

Hope it's better than the Portishead 'Portishead' album (Cowboys, etc) as that sucked.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 11:39, archived)

Dummy was better, yes, but Portishead was still pretty good.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 11:41, archived)

Good advice!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 11:10, archived)

is it?

happy fucking birthday. enjoy - get fucked!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 11:18, archived)

BIRTHDAY FUCKING HAPPY.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 11:33, archived)

happy birthday :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 11:39, archived)

Happy Birthday fella :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 11:48, archived)

Hahahaha

I once shared a house with a guy with a hoooj belly who managed to put it in a chippy deep fat frier by mistake. That gave him a poorly tummy!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 11:11, archived)

Which chippy shoppy was that out of interest??

Mental note - avoid chippies which have had hooj bellies in the oil.

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robinw77 has no little comedy thing to go here, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 11:16, archived)

Somewher in Southampton.

The was a complete cunt so I wasn't too cut up to hear it:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 11:18, archived)

Splendid!

*avoids Southampton* (quite easily, as it's hundreds o' miles away)

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robinw77 has no little comedy thing to go here, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 11:23, archived)

That's what you think

It'll come get you when you're sleeping

(Nothingtoseehere, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 11:31, archived)

sage advice :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 11:12, archived)

Hahah good advice!

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ClanSoul, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 11:12, archived)

Hahaha

not going to argue with that.

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 11:13, archived)

You know

it makes sense...

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enceladus, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 11:14, archived)

but I like chip fat

*bluuuuuuurg*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 11:19, archived)

Cheers death!

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 11:21, archived)

*Threadjack in progress*

Hello b3ta!

(Nothingtoseehere, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 11:25, archived)

Jacob Dyer!!!

Fuck yeah!!!

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ClanSoul, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 11:59, archived)

*burns neck*

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 15:41, archived)

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