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# I hope you don't mind ;)


( Edit - Sorry, it was supposed to be in the thread below :()
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:00, archived)
# why the fuck are these still appearing in new threads?
edit: I now feel really bad for writing an unjustly harsh response. I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:01, archived)
#
the machines got SMART!!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Well I feel I'm justified in TJing my newest online booking!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:09, archived)
# !
install a webcam in the room

4) profit!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Shirley as Gamesmaster he'd have webcam detection tools!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:11, archived)
# no
that was Diamond's department...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:11, archived)
#


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(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:12, archived)
#
would

lovely work, prob the best of yours ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:13, archived)
# out of curiosity
when you saw that image, did you assume that panasonic drew it?

Because he didn't.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:53, archived)
# you're looking old
mind you, your hair has grown back.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:13, archived)
# I might don
a monocle and a bow tie when I'm older. it just makes you so much more interesting ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:17, archived)
# I too dream of the day when I can wrap a piece of cloth round my neck and balance a circle of glass on my face
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:18, archived)
# personally, i want to look like Benjamin Franklin when i'm an old man.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:21, archived)
# I'm currently going for the Buffalo Bill facial hair
it's ace!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 6 May 2008, 14:23, archived)
# I often go more for the
brian Blessed look but she who must be feared keeps making me shave on account of her just being a bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:30, archived)
# ben franklin all the way.
it even allows for male pattern baldness.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:31, archived)
# ooooooooooooh
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:13, archived)
# My word.
That's special.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Yeah
But he does look pissed off!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Probably some black people in front of him.
Love him as I do, gentle, affable creature he aint.
edited from 'blacks' to 'black people' as I made myself look like the racialist instead of him then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:18, archived)
# lacist!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Don't worry, he's
so old that the only term he's likely to understand is porch monkey.

(don't any of the left wing lovies get on my case now, writing words down does not make me condone anything )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:28, archived)
# *is left wing lovie*
*chortles anyway*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 6 May 2008, 14:29, archived)
# I'm going to hide behind you next time I have to
say something mildly inappropriate.

Right. Back to working 100% instead of 80.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:30, archived)
# porch monkey eh?
Take it back.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:30, archived)
# *Sheeny curse*
FFS, I've got cock all drive today. COME ON FAE.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:31, archived)
# come on Fae.
do some work and I promise to tickle you in a mildly inappropriate way when we meet.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Well that's all the bargaining I need.
I am working, just doing both. Which I swore off, but meh. Today's bad enough without me being hard on myself. Luckily I'm fucking quick so it should all be ok.

RIGHT Byeeee
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:35, archived)
# where did it come from
and can I just send it in a taxi?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:32, archived)
# I was doing a Clerks 2 thing
but am too tired to keep it going
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:47, archived)
# cultural references
to things I won't have seen will always fail with me. You have to remember that I'm a bit of an old bastard and not always 'down with the kids'

have this though ;)


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(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:53, archived)
#
Very Nice - Moore please.
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:15, archived)
# I say that's rather good
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Watch out
he's dangerous

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:22, archived)
# SPACE MOORE OVERLORD SQUEEZING THE PISS OUT OF ORPHAN HUMANS
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 May 2008, 15:27, archived)
# I don't know...
Maybe you should ask Lisa and start a new thread showing what she says and think you're really funny for joining a shite bandwagon

EDIT* DO these remind anyone else of the Iraqi Information Minister of a few years back?
(I helped save b3ta! Furness, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:02, archived)
# or not
as the case may be
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:04, archived)
# boo
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 6 May 2008, 14:04, archived)
# yikes
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:05, archived)
# wait a minute - that isn't the Ghost of the old lighthouse owner
it's Mr. Freebs who wants to turn this whole area in to a Scottish themed theme park...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:07, archived)
# SCOTLAND's
theme park.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 6 May 2008, 14:07, archived)
# *makes some vague comment about
riding the best Scotland has to offer*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:08, archived)
# *vaguely responds in a suggestive manner*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 6 May 2008, 14:11, archived)
# *suggestively responds in a vague manner*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:14, archived)
# *eats a digestive*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:14, archived)
# you won't get a rise out of me
er...oops
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:13, archived)
# I'll take you all on.
*buckles cycle helmet*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:14, archived)
# The most popular ride is the trip to the hospital in the back of an ambulance
after getting smacked by a drunkard Scottish bloke. The queues are just too long though
(I helped save b3ta! Furness, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:10, archived)
# the mistake you've made there is that you've based your opinions on
popular misconceptions or a trip to Dundee.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Actually it was a trip to Glasgow.
I was hit for, and I quote "Being a Southern wanker"

Now please bare in mind I was born and have grown up in Leeds which while being Southern to him is still considered very much NORTHERN
(I helped save b3ta! Furness, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:15, archived)
# I'm from Sheffield
and have been called southern by people from bloody Coventry.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:17, archived)
# lol
I think the North South divide needs to be reset with proper boundaries just for clarifications sake.
(I helped save b3ta! Furness, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Birmingham and up
is the north.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:25, archived)
# She told me
that her speciality is trains and she doesn't know about clothes.

/takes things literally blog
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Oi wouldn't know anythin 'bout that, sur.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:05, archived)
# s'more than my job's worth to know anyfink 'bout
clothes...

*offers advice in the all together*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:05, archived)
# EW EW EW
I chew my pen. I also stir my coffee with it.

I've just been chewing my pen thinking 'mmm, tastes a bit like coffee'.

However, I've just realised the last cup of coffee I stirred with it was last Friday.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:07, archived)
# bleargh!
there's a lesson to be learned there Cappy...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 6 May 2008, 14:08, archived)
# you're probably alright
as a precaution though, it is my professional opinion that you need to take the rest of the day off and spend it in the sunsine having fun and ice lollies.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Without clothes, I imagine?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:10, archived)
# I thought we were al naked
already...

I'm getting some very interested looks from across teh office.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:11, archived)
# I've already got two letters of resignation from the rest of the office.
the others aren't in today.

Nekkid office rules!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 6 May 2008, 14:13, archived)
# I'm very tempted to start working naked
or perhaps in a red posing-pouch. I like this idea.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:18, archived)
# I WISH
I'm not just doing my job today, otherwise I would.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:10, archived)
#
just
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Bollocks to you.
I've done loads today. Also cried once (bloody IT) and been a very angry captain at my team.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:12, archived)
# stop crying soldier
be a man.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:14, archived)
# But then I'll have a willy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:15, archived)
# If you had a willy
I'd suck it.

Edit: as long as you still had the boobs, you understand.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Damn straight you would.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:18, archived)
# If, however, you had a hammer...
I'd run.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 6 May 2008, 14:18, archived)
# there are many reasons to run away from the Capt
it's a trade off between the risks and benefits.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:21, archived)
# I think Capt. + Hammers = run away.
It's all dependant on the implement...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 6 May 2008, 14:22, archived)
# HEY HEY HEY
I'm a lovely person. And anyway, it's not the hammer you want to be worried about- it's the cutlass.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:23, archived)
# As I said, it's dependant on the implement...
Hammer / Cutlass = run away

Scissors = telling off

Bass = get guitar out

no implement = open arms and big smile

I'd make a sliding scale, but I'm meant to be w*rking...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 6 May 2008, 14:25, archived)
# you underestimate the dangerosity of unarmed Capt.
that is dangerous in itself.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:40, archived)
# I like the danger...
=D
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 6 May 2008, 15:01, archived)
# I used to have those fruit flavored colour pens
they were awesome. They don't do stuff like that for kids anymore
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 6 May 2008, 14:10, archived)
# They took those away in 84, I think.
Smelly rubbers went in 84, I'm sure of it. I had a book about the year, you see.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:11, archived)
# 84 must have been a really boring year...
Or your book must be fucking huge for the demise of smelly rubbers to feature
(I helped save b3ta! Furness, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:12, archived)
# It wasn't the most exciting of years
obviously my parents wouldn't say that. They got married and had me all within the last half.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:13, archived)
# much better of 1983, I tell you. The most notable fact of 1983 is that
Donna Griffiths of Pershore stops sneezing after a continual series of sneezes for 978 days
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 6 May 2008, 14:21, archived)
# she must have been
fucking grateful.
Or did she die? Is that why she stopped?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:25, archived)
# yummy yummy smelly rubbers
I cannot recall a single fatality.
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 6 May 2008, 14:15, archived)
# I think encouraging children to consume ink
is one of the better things to have fallen by the wayside.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:12, archived)
# Ask the L.I.S.A.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:04, archived)
# No problem
keep living up to your user name ;)
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Mockingbird!
Mockingbird =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Every time she purses her lips, I feel that she is disappointed in me.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:07, archived)
# Is that a Smiths lyric?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 6 May 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Pet Shop Boys song title
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:12, archived)
# Damn! So close and yet so far...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 6 May 2008, 14:13, archived)
# I get that too
It makes me wank faster.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:08, archived)
# HA HA HA
him no likey
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:09, archived)
# hahaha
you should submit it to one of those "2 girls 1 cup reactions" sites
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 6 May 2008, 14:12, archived)
# it's shit though
I just threw it together just now, hence the bad perspective on the laptop.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:15, archived)
# haha! ahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:22, archived)
# WORDS, WORDS, WORDS
LOL. ROFL, Grak, grak



cunt

EDIT: Probably a bit harsh
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:13, archived)
# After another spectacular rendition of "Fog on the Tyne", Gazza ponders on exactly where it all went wrong..
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 6 May 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Ok.. Ok.. one more and that's it !


PS: Woo to your post Riddler
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:39, archived)
# and she's washing her hair tonight
if you ask her out for a drink

and she gets annoyed by 'TITS OR GTFO'
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 6 May 2008, 13:41, archived)
# Hahaha...
"That's not very nice – why don't you ask me a question instead?"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:50, archived)
# Are you just uncovering someone else's corporate humour?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:41, archived)
# Air of Mystery™
The fragrance that hides anything
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:42, archived)
# Smells like tuna to me...
*is appauled by self*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 6 May 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Now available dolphin friendly™
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:44, archived)
# That's a funny looking 'dolphin' you've got there...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 6 May 2008, 13:45, archived)
# *tries to think of 'dorsal fin' joke*
*fails*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:46, archived)
# where's the blow hole?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Yes, it does rather...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 6 May 2008, 14:03, archived)
# :)
you win prizes!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:06, archived)
# YESSS!!!!
*points*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 6 May 2008, 14:07, archived)
# Heh...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Ha ha ha
I saw this the first time and chuckled merrily to myself. :)

I then opted not to show it to the inlaws and fob off my laughter on something else.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 6 May 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Haha, yay =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:15, archived)
# She says it's rude to turn your back on people
When you tell her to turn around and bend over...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:43, archived)
# You asked: Do you have a boy friend
Lisa says: Boyfriends are not something that virtual assistants like me really think about.

I think I may have hit a nerve there
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:01, archived)
# she doesn't have children
but she will not say wheter she lives in Austria
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 6 May 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Lisa says:
I'm here 24 hours a day, 365 days a year... A babysitter would cost a fortune!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:06, archived)
# :D
IMPORTANT QUESTION: IS IT TOO EARLY FOR A PINT OF CIDER AND GARDEN SITTING?

EDIT: THANK YOU ALL, I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:47, archived)
# no. never
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 6 May 2008, 13:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:50, archived)
# Is it too early for my company to install any windows in the building?
Yes, apparently so... :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:50, archived)
# No windows?
D'oh, that sucks. I used to work in a place with no windows.

It's really bizarre when you go in in the morning and it's bright sunshine, then later when you leave it's gloomy and raining.

Or dark.

Or any combination of the above.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:11, archived)
# It's gone 12:00, please, be my guest.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 6 May 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Lisa says:
"I'm sorry, I don't understand what you mean. Could you please rephrase it for me?
I find it easier to understand short sentences and keywords."
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:51, archived)
# The sun is well over the yard arm sir!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:52, archived)
# LOL Mental illness!
Second only to forced incest in the chortle stakes

/moral high ground blog
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:56, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:29, archived)
# hahaha yeS!
i likes where this is going!
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:30, archived)
# You think
"maybe" he should see a doctor?!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:30, archived)
# I'd say with those eyes
he can see a doctor from 23 miles away
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Go check out the snowcat!
GO CHECK IT OUT!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:36, archived)
# O_O
eep

snowcat, what's dat?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:39, archived)
# Have you seen The Shining?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:49, archived)
# yes but it's so long ago it's lost in the um.. thing of my memory.. er thing
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:50, archived)
# Ah.
Well you must watch it again*.

*This is a fact, not a suggestion.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:54, archived)
# He looks like Elijah Wood!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:36, archived)
# over time, everything tends towards looking like ejilah wood
it's pretty scary
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:38, archived)
# except elja wood
who tends to look like edward scissorhands
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 6 May 2008, 13:43, archived)
# with his fangled scissor hands he will destroy us all!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:44, archived)
# I sense 'wetness' in the near future
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:30, archived)
# YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAAYAAGLEE.
IT'S ALSO WARM AND SUNNY. I'M GOING TO SHOVE THE CAT AROUND THE GARDEN.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:31, archived)
# SHOVE IT YEAH THAT'S THE GOOD STUFF
ACTUALLY I WANT TO GO TO THE SEASIDE WITH THE SAND AND THE SEA AND THE SAND AT THE SIDE OF THE SEA
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:31, archived)
# WILL YOU TAKE ME TO THE SEASIDE PLS?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:34, archived)
# I would, but this story explains technological issues with this scenario
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:36, archived)
# I HAEF MONEHS. YOU FIGURE OUT CAR AND WE WILL GO AND DIG A HOLE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:37, archived)
# WE CAN FILL HOLE WITH SAND AND UNWANTED CONSUMER PRODUCTS
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:38, archived)
# sundae_girl is at the beach?
*gets car*
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 6 May 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Ohhhh seaside.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:35, archived)
# we do like to be beside
/tiddly om pom pom blog
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Tiddly om pom pom INDEED.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:39, archived)
# gah, I want to sit on the beach eating 99's now
:/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:42, archived)
# Me too!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:45, archived)
# this would be a highly productive use of the day, I feel
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Much better than what I'm actually doing.
I shouldn't be on here, I'm doubly busy today.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:53, archived)
# \o/
All work and no yiff makes hitherto unintroduced character a dull boy/girl/cat thing/sexy vole.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:31, archived)
# This
+ sixteen and a half semi-torrid wetsuit fantasies
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:35, archived)
# *handseats*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:00, archived)
# MEESTER!
Hello lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Dum-dum-daaaaaaah!
(Is it Halloween in the Sequential Art world yet? wgw.topmum.co.uk/ )
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Ace stuff!
Well done you.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:31, archived)
# I love this...
The little boy look quite excited by the prospect as well?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:33, archived)
# He does.
Little boys pull cat's tails. Slightly older little boys can sometimes be very lecherous... The new visitors are a dream come true!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:39, archived)
# did her cataracts spontaneously clear up?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:52, archived)
# 'ning JJ!
Are you well?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:59, archived)
# Yeps.
Peachy :)
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Ahhh Whitby the Goth Meca
God I hate the place
Woooooo
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:27, archived)
# I couldn't help but join in at college...


Apologies...
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:22, archived)
# The Cannon (or Cardinal, I don't know. Red dress and hat) at Hampton Court is ace.
Speaking to my class (primary school age, about 11)

'Now, that painting says Henry Rex- that means King. Rex means king. Easiest way to remember is that REX rhymes with SEX'

And I seem to recall him giggling more than we did.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Pffftt...
Ask her "do you love horses" - woo to her answer
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:24, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8347062
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Lies, Fresh was far worse.
And neither are as bad as bloody Heron.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:26, archived)
# my favourite was always
www.b3ta.com/board/8277608
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:31, archived)
# We need a Spaced bandwagon.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:33, archived)
# I agree with this statement ^
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:33, archived)
# yes... but... how?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:50, archived)
# All the ways.
Until we find one that works.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:56, archived)
# I liked the hippy riding a badger
but I am vain.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:34, archived)
# I remember this
for almost as long as I've been a b3ta member! Good times. :D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Haha..
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:28, archived)
# oooops :D
she just told me that "Any questions that I am unable to answer are logged and analysed so that my knowledge can be improved"

Someone is going to have some fun!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 6 May 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Spadap-bam-bow!


Visit terrible blog here for larger version and other stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:17, archived)
# ha ha
a Krazy Kat for our times
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahah
*click*
Great stuff :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:19, archived)
# hahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:19, archived)
# This is quite ski-diddly marvellous.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Mouse WINS !

Last one from me... (She's a bitch anyway)



* This is true, try it yourself
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:21, archived)
# someone has actually been paid to sit down and think of all these responses
instead of "I don't understand, please rephrase your enquiry" they've created endless silly responses

clearly national rail has SO MUCH money they can engage in superfluous acts of comedic entertainment :D

hehe
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:34, archived)
# LOOOOOOOOTS OF MONEY
www.b3ta.com/board/8347110
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 6 May 2008, 13:42, archived)
# hahah
just wait till this turns into a fully fledged ai and controlls some kind of killer robot hewn from random train parts to find us all and extract revenge!

No doubt there's a part of the budget marked for this situation :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:46, archived)
# i'm rather looking forward for the Ann Summers model
This is the internets, after all!

:D
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 6 May 2008, 13:49, archived)
# It's...
...a specialised version of one of these: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ELIZA

YAY ! I remember something from University!!
(Audioduck So, can I haz fucking Cheezburgers or not?, Tue 6 May 2008, 18:19, archived)
# Skadiddly-bam-bop-CLICK!
yeeeeaaaaaahhhh
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 6 May 2008, 13:21, archived)
# scat
yet another word that has been re-appropriated for nefarious means.

Like watersports
And garage music

oh... woo and *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:22, archived)
# I did a young persons ranting competition once...
I went on for a short while about idiots with shitty car stereos who play what my Dad calls 'garage' music because it's all been made in someone's garage.

Some jumped up trollope from the posh school told me it was in fact called 'house'.

I've forgotten the relevence of this now.
Why are my shoes in the fridge?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 6 May 2008, 13:27, archived)
# shoes in the fridge, are cool
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:35, archived)
# Does this mean I'm cool?
YES! ACCEPTANCE!

*dances*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 6 May 2008, 13:42, archived)
# no, it means the shoes in the fridge are cool
the dude who put them there is doomed

DOOOMED!

/doomed blog
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:47, archived)
# Doomed, Doom or domed?
I am at least two of these... Maybe it was me...

Stupid alzheimers!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 6 May 2008, 13:50, archived)
# I'd have stabbed her in the face
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:35, archived)
# Unfortunately, I didn't have the killing stabby thing with me at the time...
That cut glass posh accent still haunts me to this day though. And hers as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 6 May 2008, 13:41, archived)
# This is totally lovely
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:29, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:30, archived)
# haha nice.
tries to fight urge to do Jazz hands..in office.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 6 May 2008, 13:39, archived)
# ahahahaha
scat cat should get that speech impediment looked at!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:42, archived)
# The consitency of your quality astounds me

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:54, archived)
# More please
=D
(O(+> died of autoerotic asphyxiation on, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Just me who was thinking...
"The cat's going to shit on the mouses dead body"?

I thought so :(
(SlamDunc loves orange soda..., Tue 6 May 2008, 14:55, archived)
# Ski bi di bi di do bap do
*Phones CBBC*

^This would make great TV!!!
(toshemoslayer Hush little child it's better this way., Tue 6 May 2008, 15:34, archived)
# i'm certainly digging this
:D
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:20, archived)
# hahaha!
lovely stuff, as ever...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 6 May 2008, 16:21, archived)
# hahaha awesome :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 6 May 2008, 17:58, archived)
# scooby do bah !
ba doot in tootin do !~
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Tue 6 May 2008, 20:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Followed by the weather with Winston Smith...
(crontle likes boobies, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:07, archived)
# I know that girl...It's an uncanny likeness
have a click
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 6 May 2008, 13:11, archived)
# nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:16, archived)
# Based on a true story.

Click for double plus readable.

Spare a click for a poor ex-leper?
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:04, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
Post modern ironic voters get what they deserve shocker.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:09, archived)
# this is funneh
woo it hard

Ooooh Oxfordian! Where abouts?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:10, archived)
# I'm working for a games company in the Osney Mead industrial estate.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:26, archived)
# nice
Live in oxford?

I'm from Wantage
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:30, archived)
# I'm staying in a shared house here at the moment
and I properly move in this Friday.

Wantage? That's halfway to Swindon!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Huzzah!
I live in that there Oxford suburb of Littlemore, work near Abingdon and my dear lady friend chum is in the Wantage.

Let's find someone from Deadcat and we've got a crew.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:46, archived)
# Littlemore?
Eek. That's a scary place. Less so than Cowley, but still 50% of the people on the streets were bedecked in Agros gold.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:49, archived)
# Littlemore has some chavvy bits (near the stadium)
and some slightly sad-making bits (mental health centre, always find it a bit sobering to see it), a lovely supermarket, some dull bits and a manor house.

I live in the manor house.
(in a little rented flat, I am poor and not the king, but I do like it here)

I used to live nearer town but this is easier for work and still walking distance from the Cowley Road.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Oh dear me very much so
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Change it to Tate Modern.
Tate Britain's quite traditional.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Bugger,
you're right! The files are on my PC over in a different county. Ho hum, guess that cocks up that one a bit. Oop!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:30, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:55, archived)
# I like this, therefore I have enclickened it.
I also want to jump on another bandwagon:

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:03, archived)
# Ha ha
She's a coy one and no mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:05, archived)
# Rubbish title name
(Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Tue 6 May 2008, 13:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:16, archived)
# yes, quite correct.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:00, archived)
# ^^this
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 6 May 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Pants
(Gregus, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:50, archived)
# PANTS!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:51, archived)
# oh dear the ones on his head look a tad full
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 6 May 2008, 12:53, archived)
# That looks like one overtaxed Pant Robot
to me. Poor Pant Robot.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Pance!
to you too!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:55, archived)
# PANTS of SCIENCE
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:58, archived)
# my kecks hum too
i've said too much
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:01, archived)
# hahaha
Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:57, archived)
# A bit late I know, but this made me chuckle...
(I helped save b3ta! NoobMaster was sure I change my sig the other week., Tue 6 May 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Yey

Knob NoobMaster!

How are you hangings?

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:46, archived)
# a bit to the left..
Very well thanks, not been around much the last few weeks, but hope to change that starting now have I missed much going on the last few weeks?
(I helped save b3ta! NoobMaster was sure I change my sig the other week., Tue 6 May 2008, 12:47, archived)
# No... Nothing at all...
Most of us have been asleep for the last three weeks.

* Contains lies
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:49, archived)
# I dream of sleeping (!?!)
But with work and still trying to complete the purchase of my new house its all been chaos. time to get back to the board and start talking toot.
(I helped save b3ta! NoobMaster was sure I change my sig the other week., Tue 6 May 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Still..!
You were doing that last year?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:14, archived)
# I know..
It's been dragging on for months now, I dont nkow if I can take any more of this..
(I helped save b3ta! NoobMaster was sure I change my sig the other week., Tue 6 May 2008, 13:17, archived)
# iiiiit's noobmaster!
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:47, archived)
# I just asked her how big her boobs are
and she replied "What kind of website do you think you have visited ?!?!?!"
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Hello Noobmaster, nice to meet you...

She's not happy and she's not talking!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 6 May 2008, 12:52, archived)
# i got her to smile
i think she likes me
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:54, archived)
# you dropped this
"?"
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Ah,
so she travels by "train"
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Coochey coo...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:28, archived)
# test tickles
tickles used find out what happens...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 6 May 2008, 12:29, archived)
# I counted a lot more than ten!

* Not true
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:36, archived)
# silly wobbly bloke
He didn't mean European tickles!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:38, archived)
# keep counting
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:39, archived)
# I am...
I have just photo-copied both my hands an feet 100 times, which means I will be able to count upto 1909 without getting up again.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:45, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Your sig amuses me.
How great is that game?
Very.

If I wasn't at work, I'd be playing it now.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:19, archived)
# I've stopped the story for a while
to kill american teenagers online instead... fabulous
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:21, archived)
# haven't tried going online yet
I take it it's fun?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:22, archived)
# superb!
It's great cos you can play in the areas you havent opened yet, so you can get a feel for them for when you do

Deathmatches, street racing and assorted other stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:25, archived)
# it is madness,
cops and robbers with four men in a car. all with rpgs. its the fucking biscuits!
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Sounds superb!
Are you gents on PS3 or shitbox?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:32, archived)
# shitbox for me :(
*downloadable contents*
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Yeah there's downloadable content for PS3 too
it's apparently not the same as the exclusive shitbox content...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:34, archived)
# one of my mates works for rockstar.
she was researching the d/l stuff last year. I proposed an eastern promises style naked sauna fight mini-game...with real-world willy physics. that, or a "rape" button.
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Girl? Works for Rockstar?
Why is that not me?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:45, archived)
# For some reason I'm imagining an excitable Japanese presenter announcing that:
NAKED SAUNA FIGHT MINI GAME!!!!!

*bing bing bing* *flashing lights*
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:46, archived)
# How the FUCK do you have the whole map with no loading times.
It's fucking awesome, really is.

:D

Right, I'm off for now.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Online mode is amazing.
The first time I played it, I was taking people out at the airport with the choppers.

I'm running down there, when someone beeps, I get in, the give me a lift down there, then they fuck off.

So many hilarious/odd moments. Especially when you make alliances in Free mode.

Fucking awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:27, archived)
# same here

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Got a blowjob yet?
We were playing it yesterday as a conglomerate and found the blowjobs very amusing. The vibro hand on the back of her head set me off.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:24, archived)
# In the strip club?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Nah, pick up hookers like the old game
On the street, then take them to secluded area and pick how much you want to spend. $50 gets you a blow job.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:34, archived)
# aah, I had a $70 service
but was in such a dark alleyway I couldn't see what that got me.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Ah- middle of the day we had our lovely moment with the lady.
Not that I'm a pervert (well you know what I mean) but it was quite fun as you can see what's going on- if you get the $50 he sort of... holds the back of her head. There's one but during where his had goes so fast it just looks really silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:38, archived)
# did you kill her and get your money back after?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:42, archived)
# No, I didn't have the controller
Otherwise you know I would have. I don't think I've ever let a hooker keep the money AND her life on GTA.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:43, archived)
# you can let them live?
wonders never cease.

now, what to do with all these hooker bodies?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Lovely big baconny bonfire.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:47, archived)
# on it
why don't they just fade away like in GTA?

*heaves another body on the bonfire*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Hahaha, special lanes for undertakers
See you love!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:52, archived)
# *enclickens*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:29, archived)
# I see a Parrot..
and two cocks..

Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:37, archived)
[challenge entry] ning
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Hahaha!
Just bumped into a mate this morning. She had to cut off someone at the bar she worked as as he was too pissed so he tried to smash a bottle over her head. Hard man! Trying to bottle a petite 4' 8" girl!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:13, archived)
#
4' 8" can still be dangerous, especially on various 'substances'

One of them tried to clock me with a cue ball.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 6 May 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Well if you will give them step ladders!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:19, archived)
# i didn't!!! honest...she stumbled over to our pool table. Cried a lot.
Went back to her mates. Then had a dummy spit came back again swiped our balls (off the pool table), grabed the white and as I was giving her directions to leave, lobbed it in my general direction. Lucky (for both of us) it didn't connect...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 6 May 2008, 12:24, archived)
# That's a prime example of why men not being allowed to hit girls first is a pile of bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:39, archived)
# not really I didn't have a clue what was going one untill a lump was hurtling towards me
well to lumps actually, my mate was getting in position to stop my rampage if it connected...

I feel kinda sorry for some poeple on drugs, they might be quite nice otherwise. but then the other bit of me thinks they're fuckwits...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 6 May 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Pissheads are generally cunts.
I don't know anyone who isn't either annoying or aggressive when really smashed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:19, archived)
# I'm frightfully witty and charming
when drunk
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:19, archived)
# When drunk
but what about when you're past that stage?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:20, archived)
# He's like a zombie heading towards the kebab shop:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:22, archived)
# aaaaah don't eat me I'm innocent!!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 6 May 2008, 12:25, archived)
# My local kebab shop has shut...
I now have no take away options on the way home...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Yeah aparantly he was quite a large built buildertype.
By the time he left the pub he had become barstaff and customers punching bag:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Yeah, not the best way to get a crowd to like you.
My parents met in the pub they both worked in- my mum was managing and my dad was the cellarman. She's tiny, he's massive, and very protective. I think he beat the shite out of a couple of lads who tried it on with her.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Why it it
Very big guys end up gongi out with very small girlies?
My ex was 14" shorter than I am:p
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Well speaking from down here
5ft10 and above is really what I go for as I like to feel protected. Possibly because I don't really need to be.


But then girlies I like to be short. Short and curvaceous.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Yeah and I think tall guys like to be protective.
PlusI think the snuggle factor in relation to limbs and limbjoins is a lot more compatible with a height difference.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:32, archived)
# I have to have a chest to put my head on.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:34, archived)
# You take your head off and put it at the end of your bed!
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:41, archived)
# *hums imperial march*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:46, archived)
# I am double the weight of my woman
She is a little petite thing.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Hah, I'll never be half the weight of the man.
Unless he puts on quite a lot of poundage. Suprisingly heavy, I am. I mean, I'm not saying I'm skinny, I'm not, but I still don't look as heavy as I am by any stretch.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:33, archived)
# I'm the complete opposite.
I've often theorised that I must be mainly composed of hydrogen to account for my light footedness.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Swap, it's much more fitting for you to be heavy than me.
I'd gladly lose some of the strength in my legs if it meant I lost some of the weight associated with.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:37, archived)
# I am just super super sturdy (and quite fat)
It's a combination of Weightlifting and pie eating. I gained 1.5 stone at the gym! Just can't help it. But heck, god made us all perfect, who am i to complain.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Are you like me? Put on muscle really easily?
I have to be careful what exercises I do otherwise I just start to pile on bulk and get my Chyna shoulders back.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Yeah, totally.
My forearms are bigger than most of my mate's biceps :-D.

My thighs are each the width of the Lady's waist.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:43, archived)
# It's why I do so much yoga, stops me bulking.
It's ok for you, you don't look silly with big muscles.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Heh, yeah.
I used to do tai chi, i liked that, nice and slooow. But now it's all weights, swimming and boxing the bag.

Glee.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Oh I miss boxing.
and rugby. Fucking joints, I'd kill myself if I went back onto both of them or indeed either with the same vigour.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Pass.
I prefer to be light and agile than be a hulking monolith, plus being swift and graceful is more fitting for a gentleman.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:41, archived)
# *hulks
*sulks
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:43, archived)
# That's alright, we'll sit on him one day.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:44, archived)
# glee
crotch or face crotch or face. Tough choices
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:45, archived)
# I should add that someone tried sitting on my chest once.
I flicked my legs up and locked them round his throat.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Yeah but that was one person
and that one person wasn't me or Saccharine.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:48, archived)
# It was you, I then had perverted sex with you and wiped your memory.
It also explains why beans now make you wince.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Well that's highly unfair.
You rotter.

Also, I now have to go back to the grindstone, which is being VERY exfoliating today. Hmph.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:51, archived)
# We've got a ninja on our hands
get the sturdy police!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:48, archived)
# *big meaty high five*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:49, archived)
# hah
i don't think you really count as meaty anymore m'dear.

But hi5 none the less.

*thunderclap of awesome hi-5age
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:54, archived)
# haven't done that yet
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 6 May 2008, 12:16, archived)
# OK in you're case babysham:P
*glees at yesterday's left over BBQ fudz*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Any excuse
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:01, archived)
# phwoar
0_0
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:02, archived)
# She needs to wear a slightly less tight t shirt.
Either that or I need to be more distracted by breasts.

NING MINKLES
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:04, archived)
# 'ning m'darlin'
still no sign of baby yet
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Bloody hell.
How's she holding up?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:05, archived)
# she's surprisingly chipper
she seems to have gone into nesting mode, the house has never been so clean
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Are you allowed to put anything down?
After I've tidied I'm militant. Stomping into the living room, proferring item at manwife shouting 'WHERE DID I FIND THIS AND WHERE DOES IT GO?'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:08, archived)
# hahaha
she's not quite that bad.
though she did have a rant at mike this morning cos his shoes were slightly muddy
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:09, archived)
# God knows what I'll be like when nesting.
I assume nobody will be allowed in the house but me (and even then I'm not allowed to push it or I'll sling myself out).

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:10, archived)
# I can picture the scene
*you facing left*
right you out!
*you facing right*
WHAT? What did i do?
*you facing left*
The remote control is not perpendicular to the tv guide!
*you trudging out the door*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:15, archived)
# In all fairness nesting might do me good
I'm the messiest person in the world otherwise. Not dirty mess, not leaving food in places like a teenager or anything, just the whole 'wanton abandonment of clothing around bedroom' thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:16, archived)
# *only sees the words "wanton, abandoment and bedroom"*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Alright
also wanton abandonment of toiletries round the bathroom.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:20, archived)
# *only sees the words "wanton" and "clothing"*
*thinks about making oriental soup with dirty pants*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:21, archived)
# What is it with you and pants eating?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:22, archived)
# I don't know
I'm just in a Capt pant eating kind of mood.

In this case, since it's a starter, I would just use your pants as stock.

Edit: my point is, I'm not actually eating them until the main course.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Well I'm not wearing them for longer than usual.
Not unless you pay loads extra.

And even then I'm not pushing it.

edit: Oh I see. Well, my point still stands.

What's for dessert?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:25, archived)
# that's fine
I'm aiming for a delicate flavour to start with.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:28, archived)
# An epicure you are, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:30, archived)
# t shirt?
Oh right, I see it now.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 6 May 2008, 12:06, archived)
# *buys a very small shirt for the Capt*
WEAR IT!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Alrighty, and what with it?
OH I SEE.

Not even pants?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:12, archived)
# no
pants over my face like a lovely musky mask.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Say 'ah'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:14, archived)
# "ah"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:15, archived)
# *stuffs*
Nothing nicer than a man gagged with knickers.

Now get in the cupboard.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:15, archived)
# *swallows*
"ah"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:16, archived)
# But.... but....
They were NEW.

I've got no others on me. You can eat the bra if you want, but I'd imagine that would be a bit uncomfortable.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:17, archived)
#
and extremely filling

=D
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:18, archived)
# hahaha
booooooooobies
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Yeah, my bra's made out of lasagne sheets
ARMOURED (but not very well) BRA
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:21, archived)
# READY THE BECHEMEL!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Best warcry EVER
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:35, archived)
# The bolognaise wars
were amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I haven't had a bolognese in AGES.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:41, archived)
# I go through periods of having it far too often
and then none for weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:45, archived)
# I'm Italian, so my blood is about 40% bolognese sauce anyway.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Unless you're going to bleed onto some fresh pasta for me
that doesn't help.

Anyway, bye bye.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:53, archived)
# HaHa
I love them that..

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:06, archived)
# i'm trying to get her to ask
what's a girl to do?

but am not smart enough
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:15, archived)
# she looks really pissed off
if you kep her on screen and dont ask anything
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Too right...
It took ages for her to turn and get the pubes off her shoulder.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:25, archived)
# large breasted woman has large breasts
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:09, archived)
# SHOCKER
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:10, archived)
# UNBELIEVABLE!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Lawks A Lordy!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:10, archived)
# how absolutely sexist
you digust me to the hilt.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:10, archived)
# would
but I'm couldn't pull someone with grapes, let alone melons.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 6 May 2008, 12:11, archived)
# I prefer grapes to melons.
Melon isn't bad, but it's a bit crap. Grapes are LOVELY.

Edit: oh I see.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:13, archived)
# I'll take anything
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 6 May 2008, 12:29, archived)
# I didn't realise we were talking about tits.
In that case I'll have to go for mangoes then. Bit on the big side but not frightening.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:31, archived)
# I still can't obtain them...
I'd go for Brussels sprout shaped tits. As for size, no more than a handful, bit wasteful otherwise.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 6 May 2008, 12:35, archived)
# it's been a while, but i thought i'd come back to y'all with a lil sumsumthin...
(I helped save b3ta! BrainsOnToast happily killing your pets since, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:58, archived)
# splendid
and i for one, bow to out new overlord!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:59, archived)
# why thankee
it's a piece i've been working on for my photography degree. it's taken bastard ages to put together, but i'm pretty happy with it :)
(I helped save b3ta! BrainsOnToast happily killing your pets since, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:02, archived)
# it's top notch
where did you get all the source images?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:15, archived)
# i shot everything myself :)
sadly our course leader wont allow elements sourced from google images :(
(I helped save b3ta! BrainsOnToast happily killing your pets since, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:18, archived)
# aw
what a hero!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:59, archived)
# he is that...
the next one in the series is going to have him base jumping off a cliff...
(I helped save b3ta! BrainsOnToast happily killing your pets since, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Woo....
That is nice...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:00, archived)
# ace :)

needs more tentacle squid rape
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:00, archived)
# that's your answer to everything!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:01, archived)
# :)
but it's the best of all the answers.. :D
(I helped save b3ta! BrainsOnToast happily killing your pets since, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:03, archived)
# a valid point
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:04, archived)
# this is a bit good
rather a big bit.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:01, archived)
# DAMN
That's fine
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:02, archived)
# that is fab
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:03, archived)
# woo, arty
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Oooooh, it's like Ico/Shadow of the Colossus, except with an octopus and a really tiny child who's blatently going to get killed.
Have my Humphrey Bogart octopus thing from the dead shift yesterday.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:07, archived)
# wow
thats very impressive. i'm scared though
(jlkgjsfhoj, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:15, archived)
# It's marvelous
I wish to purchase it.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:17, archived)
# thanks :)
it's going to make up part of my showcase exhibition next year - i can put your name down for a copy if you'd like ;)
(I helped save b3ta! BrainsOnToast happily killing your pets since, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:20, archived)
# thats
great!
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:46, archived)
# By the corks of Oddbins,
that is marvelous.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Looks like the new Oxfam(?) advert
with the Muse song.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 6 May 2008, 13:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Oivay...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:44, archived)
# heh
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Hahaha...
...love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:57, archived)
[challenge entry] abundance
(mittymutu, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:31, archived)
# hahaha
where did you get the source?

shite discos 'r' us?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:33, archived)
# hahaha
will he play all the currant hits?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:37, archived)
# raisin and misbehavin'
/tenuous
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:39, archived)
# isn't that a DJs Raisin D'etre
?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Grape balls of fire?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:48, archived)
# sultanas of swing?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:49, archived)
# C'mon mixed peel the noise . . .
/getting WAY tenuous


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:51, archived)
# I bet the DJ plays...Jive Bun'ny
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Only if you make him Cross
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 6 May 2008, 11:57, archived)
# They could always knock out Bert Battonbuurg's jazz classics!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:05, archived)
# tenuous you say
doughnut stand so
doughnut stand so
doughnut stand so close to me.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:56, archived)
# nearly . . .



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:00, archived)
# i knew you had one vaguely related
couldn't remember how,though.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:02, archived)
# doughnut make you brown eyes blue, dianne warwick
or eatin trifles, by the jam
i'd have thought
(XRAYJAC, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Yippee!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:55, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:56, archived)
# woo
this compo is lasting well
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Rock and roll!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:47, archived)
# love this
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Subtle?...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 6 May 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Hahahah.
Yes, but I spotted it.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:24, archived)
# pffft....
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:30, archived)
# Pffft!
nicely done, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:32, archived)
# How are you doing fine sir?
Haven't spoke for ages
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:37, archived)
# :(
far too busy. We do need to catch up very soon.

You well?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Grand
just had five days off and work has hit me like a brick wall s'morning.

But generally good, ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Crappypaintmashanimations is proud* to present . . . PORTAL
*ashamed



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:22, archived)
# haha
good stuff there Mr The Hat, and what an awesome game Portal is as well
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:24, archived)
# OH NOES!!!
CLUNK!
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 6 May 2008, 11:26, archived)
# hahaha
marvelous
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:31, archived)
# I wish I had a portal gun, I would of course use it for evil
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 May 2008, 11:42, archived)

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