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What's that you say Pudsey?

The money was only resting in your bank account?
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7392213.stm

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fuscous, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:19, archived)

he spent it on Smarties

to stick uniformly on his rubbish hat

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:20, archived)

arf.

noon /board

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 9 May 2008, 13:20, archived)

lo freebs

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:21, archived)

'noooooooooooooooon

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:22, archived)

Freebs!

*man-glomps*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 9 May 2008, 13:25, archived)

hahahaha!

Bet they won't be quite as smug about that on the news as they were last night talking about ITV

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:34, archived)

oh, Pudsey!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:35, archived)

On the matter of the Beeb

They could start combining headlines, eg, "Great tits cope well with warming as Europeans get drunk 'to have sex' because there's a New Dublin brewery for Guinness":

/might have too many words...

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:51, archived)

newsletter subject line compo

please type something good
to give the teacher wood

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rob, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:08, archived)

bo RIS?

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The Lurker Plenty One, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:09, archived)

Nice.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:10, archived)

In ur burmaz fluddin' ur howsez

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:09, archived)

THERE HAS BEEN NOTHING TOPICAL IN THE NEWS THIS WEEK, SO WE'RE STILL MAKING CELLAR JOKES

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 9 May 2008, 13:09, archived)

ANT and DEC stole my subject line.

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:10, archived)

Yeah

Cos Tate won really... I'm sure

*itchy chin*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:11, archived)

Heh,

Do you think she's bovvered?

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:13, archived)

IWILLKILLYOU

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:18, archived)

Do I look bovvered?

/stabs self in face

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:20, archived)

*assists*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:31, archived)

What a toss up, Ant and Dec or Tate.... I really can't choose...

(WHICH ONE I WANT TO KILL FIRST)

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:17, archived)

I am envisaging a massive defecation ring

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:19, archived)

this

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:17, archived)

Putting the bee into b3ta

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:10, archived)

bzzzz

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:26, archived)

I love Bees...

best of all the stingy things

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:33, archived)

Listen to european power metal and live for ever

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:10, archived)

This one, please.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:17, archived)

how kind

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:18, archived)

Does for the Internet what Boris will do to London

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:10, archived)

I for one welcome our new bumbling idiot overlord...

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:10, archived)

^this^

hahahaha

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:11, archived)

hehe

this is good

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:12, archived)

^ this, competition closed !

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:13, archived)

^ this all over

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 9 May 2008, 13:13, archived)

He's not mine,

I don't live in London.

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:15, archived)

But you're an idiot if you think it wont have a knock-on

effect on your life (assuming you live in the UK).

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:16, archived)

easy now

internet is not serious

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:19, archived)

But politics is.

It also seems to be a fairly common opinion. See below.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:21, archived)

^This

Ken Livingstone has had no impact on my life in his eight years as mayor.

London is a tiny village in the south of England somewhere. Surely the yokels of London should be free to vote for whosoever they choose?

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:22, archived)

they've voted in a massive fop

it's like the 18th century

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:24, archived)

Imagine all the forelock tugging going on.

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:25, archived)

it's more like tearing out of hair

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:43, archived)

I was just going to make the point about Ken

aside from piloting a scheme on congestion charges which is/may be slowly introduced at various hotspots around the country, the only real impact London has on where I live is the amount of people from there who buy second homes up here, pushing us locals out of the market.

What can London, or indeed a London Mayor, do about that?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:24, archived)

Perhaps Boris could reintroduce

gibbeting.

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:28, archived)

Now that I'd like to see

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:29, archived)

move to London

there's affordable housing now*

* may contain terminological inexactitude

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:29, archived)

I wouldn't move to London if I was paid to

travelling regularly enough down there for work is enough for me.

I prefer it up here in the wilds of Norfolk

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:31, archived)

~~here in the wilds of Norfolk~~ the wrong 'un.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:33, archived)

there goes the idea of a Seaside bash...

...as it were

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:34, archived)

nooo

*cries*

want icecream want

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:36, archived)

ok then.

Do i assume you're still in forrinland? If so, when is a good time for you to travel?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:36, archived)

hmm, to be honest not sure (yes in forrin) and it would depend on a lot of things

Such as location, transport access, accomodation, etc.

I would love to try and attend a seaside bash, but would need to check on what was decided before I could commit ;)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:46, archived)

If you can make it to Poland,

I can probably organise getting you over here hidden in an HGV container.

You may end up working in Bernard Matthews place for a few months before the place was raided by immigration officials, but I'm sure we can deal with that when we come to it...

/will try and sort something out

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:50, archived)

does it count as the wrong 'un in Norfolk?

/provincial racism blog

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:34, archived)

fuck it, I'm moving to London

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:35, archived)

amazingly

not everyone who receives the newsletter lives in London. FACT

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:18, archived)

You're right.

I hope no one suggests anything about Fritzl because I doubt there's many Austrian readers.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:22, archived)

you would be surprised...

(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:20, archived)

this

this this thisitty this.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:19, archived)

haha

the cunt

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:41, archived)

GREAT TITS COPE WELL WITH WARMING

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:11, archived)

Ha ha ha!

^This

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:11, archived)

you get newscientist's rss feed

aicmfp

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:12, archived)

*doesn't hand over £5*

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7390109.stm

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:13, archived)

HaHa - This^

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:15, archived)

gah

*returns presumptuously swiped fiver

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:18, archived)

Headline of the decade!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:16, archived)

hoho

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:19, archived)

SENDING BARRISTERS RUNNING FOR THEIR SHOTGUNS SINCE 2008

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:12, archived)

More willing to receive funds than Burma

I know, I'm sorry. I have donated to both.

More to B3ta, of course.

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The Lurker Plenty One, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:13, archived)

CELLAR VIE

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:13, archived)

*appluads*

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:15, archived)

merci

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:35, archived)

Cyclone caused by Brian Blessed's stint on "Have I Got News For You"

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Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:13, archived)

there's nothing wrong with buggering

your inbox.

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 9 May 2008, 13:14, archived)

how about 'Proud sponsors of Vile Pervert: the Musical'

the day THAT gets used...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:15, archived)

B3ta: Official ITV Comedy Award winner 2005!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:14, archived)

haha!

I'm going to gave to dig out B3ta TV now.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:32, archived)

It's

here

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:00, archived)

EXPAT STORK FRENULUM

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:15, archived)

SLIDING THE ROTTEN B3TA MAN-COCK INTO YOUR INBOX'S GRILLED CHICKEN BREAST FANNY

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:15, archived)

Forcefully?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 9 May 2008, 13:16, archived)

.. with love.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:17, archived)

And chips:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:16, archived)

What's Elisabeth Fritzl complaining about?

She had a similar social life to us geeks, but at least she got some sex once in a while.

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:16, archived)

hahahaha!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:17, archived)

hahaha

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:17, archived)

ha ha ha - you massive wrongcock

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:21, archived)

excuse me sir, but my panties have ripped

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 9 May 2008, 13:16, archived)

I said favourite MAYOR, not favourite HAIR

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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:17, archived)

VOTE IDIOT GET IDIOT

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:19, archived)

BATMAN TO SPONSOR NEW M4 BAT LANE

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:20, archived)

B3ta: Making you as happy as a Burmese roof tiler.

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:20, archived)

WILL THE LAST PERSON TO LEAVE LONDON PLEASE LEAVE THE LIGHTS ON

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:21, archived)

~~LEAVE THE LIGHTS ON~~ KICK BORIS IN THE NACKS

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:22, archived)

and the flood barrier down

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:22, archived)

OR BORIS WILL HAVE PROBLEMS FINDING HIS WAY AROUND

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:25, archived)

England classified as a nation of overweight alcopop-swilling TV addicts. B3ta got there first

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:22, archived)

FREE HOT COCK WITH EVERY ISSUE

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:23, archived)

FOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:26, archived)

DXN LOL

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:29, archived)

where the fuck have you been!?

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mr spoons, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:33, archived)

24 years in my sex dungeon

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:39, archived)

get a bloody webcam then you selfish man

i demand a daily sodomy vodcast

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mr spoons, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:42, archived)

*drops another brown baby*

*counts fingers*
*throws in the bin*

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:48, archived)

24 years in his sex dungeon

oh, and

MR SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONS!

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:49, archived)

FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUOURDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!

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mr spoons, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:52, archived)

MORE ELECTRONIC CHEESE THAN A ROBOT TRAMP'S BELLEND

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:23, archived)

Cunt Smasher

Smashing Your Cunt.

or....

Daddy's spunk dribbling down your face like tears.

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crab_bloke), Fri 9 May 2008, 13:25, archived)

"Daddy, you have the dribbliest spunk ever"

"Normally it just sits there in a congealing glop"

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:27, archived)

RIP Humph

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Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:28, archived)

Voting lines are still open!!!*

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Victor Meldrew, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:28, archived)

SUPER HYPER WANKING TECHNICIAN SHOWDOWN!

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:29, archived)

what subject line?

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:37, archived)

25% of the proceeds from this newsletter go direct to Ant & Dec

Or This Fritzl story isn't that bad, I mean its all relative isn't it?

(Scat Tevens, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:39, archived)

Europeans get drunk 'to have sex'

/loves the Beeb...

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:46, archived)

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glubglub should be working on, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:00, archived)

Hire than what?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:11, archived)

The sun

in her case

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:12, archived)

But are they as high as Winehouse?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:15, archived)

It would seam that boredom level has reached warp factor 9

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 9 May 2008, 12:59, archived)

SEAMSTRAIN!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 9 May 2008, 13:02, archived)

all aboard!

bah yours is better than mine

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sock more tea vicar?, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:03, archived)

Oh hai popular seamtrain snowplough!

Yours is a thing of beauty, aloow it the freedom to be its own train rather than comparing it to its siblings.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 9 May 2008, 13:05, archived)

but yours has jet engines!

all mine has is a portly fellow

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sock more tea vicar?, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:06, archived)

Ah... the background of mine is a Ruskie jet train thing...

I knew I had to use it...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 9 May 2008, 13:07, archived)

FAT CONTROLLER

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:07, archived)

back once again

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:05, archived)

YESSS!!!!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 9 May 2008, 13:07, archived)

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:16, archived)

LOL love his slippers

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 9 May 2008, 13:19, archived)

o_O

What in God's name is this filth?

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Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:04, archived)

IT'S SEAMS ! ! !

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:06, archived)

BRING ON THE EMPTY HORSES!!!!!!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 9 May 2008, 13:18, archived)

LOLOLOLOL..

HAHAHA NICE LEGS

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 9 May 2008, 13:20, archived)

why thankyou sexeh

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 9 May 2008, 13:41, archived)

SEAMS!!!

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:06, archived)

I give you...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:55, archived)

Last night I Dreamt Someone Loved me In An Elevator?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:56, archived)

I had that same dream :-O

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:57, archived)

last night i dreamed that

i was making bread, but someone spiked it with acid, i then crashed my car, the police came and got me and i freaked out

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:57, archived)

this was no dream....

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 9 May 2008, 12:58, archived)

gah!

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:59, archived)

last night I dreamed electric sheep

cos I is an robot innit

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 9 May 2008, 13:00, archived)

Last night I dreamt that my Wiimote had an Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device in it.

And oh my christ it was awesome. You have no idea how disappointed I was when I woke up.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:23, archived)

This Charming Blind Man?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 9 May 2008, 12:59, archived)

he's an ugly mofo

but he's got a great voice
*listens to pink*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:57, archived)

Did her yesterday...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:06, archived)

aerosmith's song pink

not the peroxide poppet herself

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:23, archived)

Understood.

...and suitably shamefaced...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:26, archived)

heheh

don't be ashamed, it was hardly popular, despite being a great song.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:29, archived)

Pink is a class song

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:08, archived)

Flagrant display of ignorance of popular culture by the boy headwound then...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:09, archived)

i'm amazed more people haven't heard it

*goes off to play aerosmith collection*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:21, archived)

hehe..

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glubglub should be working on, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:00, archived)

Que sera, sera...

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Ninj, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:49, archived)

hahah

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:50, archived)

the hair suits him

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:51, archived)

you would though, wouldn't you..

drools

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 9 May 2008, 12:51, archived)

4 fucking discs of hot Trannie action yeah !!!!

lol

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 9 May 2008, 12:52, archived)

i love the way you've done the B

top pootling!

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spacefish bong!, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:53, archived)

Ta...

Spacefish, twas a bit tricky...

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Ninj, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:58, archived)

Very good...

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glubglub should be working on, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:00, archived)

PETER ANDRE 3000

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 9 May 2008, 12:44, archived)

That is truely too scary for words!

I think I just saw The Fear piss itself!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:46, archived)

Make more sense little train

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:48, archived)

merm

shmerg

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Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:05, archived)

THEY ARE TRYING TO CONTROL MY MIND!!!!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 9 May 2008, 12:46, archived)

it's only to be expected

they have none themselves

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:48, archived)

THEY LURE YOU IN WITH THE POINTY FINGER!!! I CANNOT RESIST!!!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 9 May 2008, 12:50, archived)

nooooooo!

you must resist!
*grabs doomy's collar*
fight it, man, fight it!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:52, archived)

*chokes*

Wha? Where was I? What's going on?

Has this all been a dream?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 9 May 2008, 12:55, archived)

thank christ!

we nearly lost you, man. i told you not to look at him!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:58, archived)

I know I know... I wasn't ready yet.

Teach me master so that I may learn the ways of the force.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 9 May 2008, 12:59, archived)

very well.

you will need a spoon, an egg and an immovable object.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:04, archived)

I have spoon, egg and...

well, I couldn't bring the immovable object.
I couldn't lift it, push it, pull it or anything.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 9 May 2008, 13:06, archived)

its Insania

rolls eyes

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 9 May 2008, 12:47, archived)

I used to be head over heels in love with him

when he looked like this.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:49, archived)

shhhhhhh

that's better left back there, behind your Jason Donovan fantasy

(

claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 9 May 2008, 12:51, archived)

Nah, Donovan was never my thing.

Marti Pellow, on the other hand.... oh.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:51, archived)

stop it

or your knickers will be.....

...wet wet wet...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:53, archived)

Ba dum tish !!

He's here all week folks

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 9 May 2008, 12:54, archived)

she

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:56, archived)

I've just pissed mine

ha ha

(

claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 9 May 2008, 12:55, archived)

eeeeeeewwww

i always have a spare pair in my handbag for emergencies.
well, ambulancemen don't want to see skiddies, do they?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:59, archived)

so with Peter was it the abs ?

or the girly voice? :D

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 9 May 2008, 12:53, archived)

I dunno what he's running from . . . but he has stamina

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:35, archived)

*YAKKITY SAX*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:36, archived)

He's running in a circle

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 9 May 2008, 12:37, archived)

HE'S BEING MAZED.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:39, archived)

possibly

Any ideas for something to draw? I'm sitting here with a tablet and software open and no ideas :(

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 9 May 2008, 12:40, archived)

Yes.

A disconsolate little sink (kitchen OR bathroom ONLY), cheering itself by thinking about a mouse playing with a ball.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:42, archived)

hum ok I'll give it ago...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 9 May 2008, 12:43, archived)

Don't "give it a go", lad!

Become it!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:49, archived)

I would like to see one or more of the following

an embarassed hippo
bean party
cat-flinging catapult
Geoff the shortest Scotsman
thanks

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:43, archived)

aaaaaaaaaahhahahaha

Geoff gets to go first!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 9 May 2008, 12:43, archived)

cat-flinging catapult!

do it NOW!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:44, archived)

No he isn't...

..he is chasing the other bloke

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:13, archived)

Run Forrest!

(

inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:40, archived)

yays!

And hossies!!!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:43, archived)

edgar friendly?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:45, archived)

Naaa

Eeeeeee! Fillies!

This congestion charge is driving peeps to go too far!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:47, archived)

what?

you have to pay for having a blocked nose?
london is just weird!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:50, archived)

hehehe

Yeah well Boris just saw this image and now wants to incur a blinker charge:P

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:16, archived)

Run you fucker!

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:56, archived)

this compos boring, have a random plastic monster 3d render thing.

(

monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:28, archived)

Grrrrrr!

(

Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:28, archived)

does he feed on unwanted leftovers?

handy when you need to fill the dishwasher.

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:30, archived)

How did you get the reflection of the corner of the sink on his left arm?

was it done in post or did you mock up the sink in 3d?

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:31, archived)

neither, it's a trick of the final gather lighting effect

i didn't even notice that till you said it

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:36, archived)

Fantastic!

Is it for a game?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:30, archived)

i's work dodging

and practicing real world lighting/reflections

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:34, archived)

It doesn't seem low poly to me

it actually looks great

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 9 May 2008, 12:34, archived)

Right

But "3d render" has to get the "is it for a game" treatment every time. It's the law.

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:36, archived)

Shut up and go make the tea

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:46, archived)

he was on lastnight...it was like the good old days :D

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:47, archived)

FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

I MAKE 32K AND NOONE MATCHES MY 3D SKILLS HERE OR ON ANY OTHER SITE

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:49, archived)

RENDER FIIIIIGHT!

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:57, archived)

0_0

does he change colour in water?
if so, has he been swimming in the sink?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:33, archived)

WANT!

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:33, archived)

AH RONT RON.

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:33, archived)

RONT ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:36, archived)

Ororooorooooooooooooooooonabarooooga!

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:39, archived)

RRROFFFIGGGGGGIFFFFF

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:34, archived)

oh, that's good

can i buy one?

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:34, archived)

gief plox

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:34, archived)

lully

what a handsome little chap.

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:35, archived)

lovely

and his teeth are better than elmo's

(

inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:36, archived)

eek

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:57, archived)

nice

but using the word 'random' out of context gets RIIIIIIIIGHT on my tits . . . C];0p
hehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:36, archived)

that's a bit of a random comment from you dave

no punngae at all.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:38, archived)

fine

unexpected monster picture from an infinite number of possible pictures i could have posted.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:38, archived)

I don't believe that you have a infinite

number of pictures . . .
It really doesn't matter it's my problem . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:41, archived)

hang on........dictionary.com.....

"made, or occurring without definite aim, reason, or pattern."

seems about right :P

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:46, archived)

needs some random horse.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:42, archived)

I WANT ONE!!! :D

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:46, archived)

Does he have a name???

I will dance a jig in honour of your brilliance :D

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 9 May 2008, 12:50, archived)

phil

mcKraken

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:51, archived)

thats woo to the power of yay

(

WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:53, archived)

ta :)

(

monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:00, archived)

arctic monkeys + bay city rollers =

click for bigger
netropolis.lineone.net

(

hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:25, archived)

*peels cake off*

*eats ice cream*
*brainfreezes*

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:28, archived)

No! You need the cake to prevent brainfreeze!

Did you find the nekkid in the end?

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 9 May 2008, 12:32, archived)

yes

just now.
guitar is not wang.
*disappointed*

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:33, archived)

Guitar IS wang.

It has Wang bar.

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 9 May 2008, 12:35, archived)

hehe

did you hide yrself behihd a guitar too? That's what i done for 3000.

*snaffles cake lining ignored by Smash

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:36, archived)

Both clothed and unclothed...

I had to pick a relatively small guitar though.

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 9 May 2008, 12:44, archived)

heh

i used a particularly weird shaped guitar!

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:48, archived)

Caravan?

Balls?
Map of the USA?

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 9 May 2008, 12:52, archived)

x-plorer

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:55, archived)

ooooo... pointy AND rock...

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 9 May 2008, 12:57, archived)

you know's it

*air guitars in the office

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:00, archived)

yes, but

do you piss out of your guitar?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:37, archived)

Yes.

Anyone who's heard me play will tell you it's guitar pish.

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 9 May 2008, 12:40, archived)

you should hear me on the violin

think "cat torture" and you're getting close

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:47, archived)

Ah but everyone makes the violin sound horrible, it can't be helped...

With a guitar it takes effort to be bad...

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 9 May 2008, 12:53, archived)

i only played the violin

because my fingers are too stumpy for piano and the violin lessons coincided with double maths...

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:55, archived)

As good a reson as any!

I learned German because it got me out of PE...

I can now say that my hovercraft is windy in German, while being overweight.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 9 May 2008, 13:01, archived)

That would be something to see

Eurgh

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:42, archived)

YES!!

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:32, archived)

I feel this is an appropraite time to say that I love this.

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 9 May 2008, 12:33, archived)

Damn You!

I was going to do this, but my skills are poor in comparison. clickage for you

(

Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Fri 9 May 2008, 17:18, archived)

The ultimate crossover

CFB

(deane1980 - I wasn't working at:, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:24, archived)

de ja vu....

mark and lard?

(

jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:26, archived)

Got it

In one!

(deane1980 - I wasn't working at:, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:32, archived)

You Maniac! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you to hell!

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:04, archived)

prophetic or pathetic?

him, that is, not you.
obviously.
EDIT: congratulations! when did the joyous event occur?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:05, archived)

He was born on the 8th.

He's gorgeous!
:D

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:07, archived)

aaaaaawwwww!

are they home yet?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:08, archived)

8th What?

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:11, archived)

We were all back home the next day.

Mum and Arthur are perfect.
I love being a daddy!
:D

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:11, archived)

give it a few weeks

you'll still love being a daddy, but you'll really wish you had a soundproof nursery...

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:14, archived)

110% percent perfect

what with the extra toes.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:15, archived)

congratualtions!

we were expecting on 5th- still waiting!

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:09, archived)

better watch three don't come along at once

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:10, archived)

first?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:10, archived)

You mad fools

Do you realise your life is now over?

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:12, archived)

Nah! It's just beginning...

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:13, archived)

Insane Giggling

You fool, don't you know what will become of the first born of man when my plan to conquer the earth bears fruit?

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:21, archived)

^^this

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:14, archived)

yes, 1st

we're going for a curry tonight, and if that don't work, it's out with the toolbox

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:13, archived)

just go to this hospital

www.hccabral.com/

er, and get a free Portuguese holiday

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:15, archived)

giblet massala?

amputation aloo?
gizzard gobi?

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:16, archived)

pff

about 6 of my friends went 2 weeks over with their first. we're waiting for an early delivery from my sis, she's due to have twin boys mid-july, but she's absolutely massive!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:15, archived)

sexyness can help get things moving

suggest that.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:17, archived)

it's just too weird to contemplate

feeling junior squirming away inside her while you make the beast with two backs
(not to mention the inadvertant kiddie oral scenario)

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:18, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha

*awards points for wrongness*

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 9 May 2008, 12:18, archived)

it's a freakshow

too fat to fuck

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:20, archived)

I am familiar with this problem...

If you can suck your gut in for long nough you should be able to gain access though...

(Spoon man! Spoon!)

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 9 May 2008, 12:22, archived)

Doggy Style

Then you can rest some Jazz mags on her back while your wriggling about.

With the improved performance she probably wont notice you flicking the pages

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:23, archived)

threesomes ftw!

actually, that's quite sick...

*slaps self*

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:20, archived)

actually there's some Austrian in our family....

cellar sex woohoo!!!

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:21, archived)

Buy her sex

Yay

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:24, archived)

i think the chances of you pushing through her cervix into the uterus are very slim

but doggy or her on top would probably be the best positions.

are you telling me you havn't had sex for the entire 9 months?

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:33, archived)

yes, but she wasn't there

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:52, archived)

I WANT A BABY!

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:24, archived)

You can have some of Mine

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:25, archived)

hmm

think my own might be more entertaining. Thanks tho.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:26, archived)

Oh Mine are entertaining

Just some of them have "anger Issues"

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:28, archived)

hmmm,

might pass, cheers.

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:39, archived)

If only. The reality is much worse.

Woo!!

(

WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:05, archived)

ha ha ha

mental

(

@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:05, archived)

good morningnoon chap.

also arf!

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:07, archived)

Hooray! It's g...

Long time, no speaky...
You okay?
All's tickety-boo here in sunny Norwich.
:D

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:10, archived)

'tis good

i have been trying to spend more time doing outdoor in the sunshine stuff, also a uke turned up today, have spent 10 mins trying to master it, fed up with it now as i can't make it work.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:13, archived)

Those cheeky Ukranians...

...they hate being mastered.

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:15, archived)

i'm now on the lookout for a more compliant pole

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:16, archived)

The Clown Prince in his new clothes.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:08, archived)

We can only hope it'll be that quick

put us out of our misery.

Fucking ace!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:08, archived)

I'm so pissed off with him

banning drinking on the tube.

What an absolute Cnut you are Boris.

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:11, archived)

Am it boris tiem?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 9 May 2008, 12:14, archived)

he's a puppet!

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:14, archived)

Tip-top!

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:16, archived)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:15, archived)

aww clive is great

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:15, archived)

Fsh.

(MikeXPose, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:03, archived)

how rare.

/unfortunately becoming true

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:06, archived)

Stinkelback

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:08, archived)

hmm.. perhaps this is a not so supergroup..

(

glubglub should be working on, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:53, archived)

*heave*

(

WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:53, archived)

Nooooooo!

You've ruined Kylie!!!

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:54, archived)

thank god you didn't say i had ruined Jeremy ;-)

(

glubglub should be working on, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:54, archived)

*gouges eyes out with spoon*

gkyfhzjgkcj.hc,hglkkucfxgznrhutdmnyz,lyuc zsaz

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:54, archived)

Who looks at the Mantlepiece...

Ning Mrs Monkey

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:58, archived)

'nings

how goes it today?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:01, archived)

Wonderful

At work waiting for the treaty department
to wallpaper my hall
Self?

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:02, archived)

not bad

just had a large cup of forbidden coffee, so i'm expecting the headache any minute.
my hall shall be finished off today.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:07, archived)

Forbbiden Coffee?

Is that like Population yogurt?

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:12, archived)

not quite

i'm just not supposed to have coffee.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:17, archived)

I think I would die.

*cuddles*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:20, archived)

tries to insinuate himself in the lady cuddling

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:24, archived)

Go and find some comedy breasts.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:27, archived)

I already have comedy Moobs!

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:43, archived)

*hugs back*

i can handle not smoking, i can handle no chocolate(just), i can even handle no alcohol for months at a time, but why in the name of maxwell house do i have to be susceptible to the bad side of coffee?
*sobs*

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:27, archived)

*nicks spoon*

*eats yogurt*

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:03, archived)

Population Yogurt?

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:06, archived)

hey!

that's my eye spoon!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:09, archived)

Why does that look like Vic Reeves!

also woo.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:55, archived)

ah fuck it

I still would

(

Victor Meldrew, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:55, archived)

oo...er

there's something wrong here but still...maybe

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:56, archived)

Arrrrggghhh!!!!!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:58, archived)

Ohhhhhhhh my lord.

Looks like the owner of an old hippy shop I used to go in.

HAPPY FUCKING FRIDAY ALL!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:01, archived)

*seizes*

*administers HUGE snog*

How are you, honey?

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:06, archived)

PHWOAR!

I'm excellent- you?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:10, archived)

Very well, ta!

Off to see Iron Man for the 3rd time later on!

\o/

*is very excited*

*hasn't really grown up at all*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:12, archived)

Hahaha, bless your little heart.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:15, archived)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:16, archived)

IT'S FRIDAY, YES IT'S FRIDAY

Gleeee, we are having an office picnic, i made cheesy puffs.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:07, archived)

Nomnomnom.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:11, archived)

nom indeed El Capitaine.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:26, archived)

Happy FUCKING FRIDAY Cap'n

you been eye-bleached by my 5K yet?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 9 May 2008, 12:09, archived)

Gaz it to us, would you?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:11, archived)

FRIIIIIIIDAY

hello Capn

we got free chocolate from our suppliers today, the suckas

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:09, archived)

Oooooooooooh aah

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:11, archived)

*seethes*

you got FREE CHOCOLATE???

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:11, archived)

aye

a big bag of dairy milk/crunchie/flake etc

NOMS

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:13, archived)

i dislike you with great intensity.

...

...

...not really

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:20, archived)

friday! happiest of all days!

except tuesday, which is payday.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:10, archived)

Payday is also a friday for me this month.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:11, archived)

double happiness!

this means you get to shop all day saturday!
i love shopping :)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:12, archived)

Noooot really

got to save money for the meet!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:16, archived)

same here

i think a loan from the mother may be on the cards!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:19, archived)

You've made someone stare in awe

(

boris the spider, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:01, archived)

This week: I Just Can't Get You Out Of My Head

Mandy has fancied Darren for six years now, and has been stalking him since he married Sharun. Let's meet the three of them.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 9 May 2008, 12:02, archived)

OOOOH

Can we do a lie detector test
please please please

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:03, archived)

*hooks up electro-shock machine*

We can indeed!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 9 May 2008, 12:06, archived)

Can I be Darren?

*sits with legs at 120 degrees and spits into the audience*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:04, archived)

OK, I'll be Sharun

*chews gum*
*slowly absorbs seat in manner of a feasting amoeba*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 9 May 2008, 12:08, archived)

AH DONT HITS YER AH LOVES YER

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:12, archived)

*has five children during filming*

*continues eating Doritos*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 9 May 2008, 12:18, archived)

ME MAM WERE RAHT ABAHT YOU

This is a south Sheffield accent for those unaware. I'm basically being my cousins.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:20, archived)

Ah daint care abowt tha'

Ar wan' sum fackin' fags wivaht vat storker follerin' me arahn'!

(outer edges of Lahndahn)

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 9 May 2008, 12:25, archived)

noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:03, archived)

compo it!

(

boris the spider, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:04, archived)

there's an idea

but nah! it really doesn't count, if we do a fantasy woman challenge then i will.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:06, archived)

They put "Dick Cheney and Radiohead"

in the brief itself, so one celeb + one band is enough. Plus you could always argue that the Queen is standing in for Queen...

I've entered all the photoshops of Shakira/Bernie Ecclestone so you may as well...... Go on..... :)

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boris the spider, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:09, archived)

then by popular demand i will

do i win a prize now.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:10, archived)

Why not?

One night with one of the fine fillies whose photos are in this thread.

(

boris the spider, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:40, archived)

0_0

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:05, archived)

oh my god....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:07, archived)

WOWZORS!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:08, archived)

hehe.. great..

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glubglub should be working on, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:23, archived)

*GAGS*

Woo to the pick!

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:25, archived)

Oh GOD

THAT'S AWFUL, DEAD GOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

(Barefoot-shedtroll, Mon 12 May 2008, 17:20, archived)

*would*

with or without shopping :)

(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Tue 13 May 2008, 12:44, archived)

Noooooooo!

You've ruined Jeremy!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:03, archived)

hehehe!

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glubglub should be working on, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:06, archived)

My eyes!!!

You swine!

(Milo Minderbinder, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:19, archived)

this took longer than it should have

(brain_blessed, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:48, archived)

I fucking fancy the pants off Missy, especially in that photo

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:50, archived)

i've seen missy elliot up close

she's tiny

smaller than kylie in fact

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:54, archived)

she didn't used to be, then she started hanging out with ecstacy people

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:57, archived)

the "supa dupa"

makes this!

Ace.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:51, archived)

hahaha yeah

only just saw that

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:56, archived)

noice!

what time does the boozing begin tomorrow?

(

mr spoons, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:58, archived)

About 1pm

We'll drink till we cry/fall over

(brain_blessed, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:00, archived)

yay!

i always do. I'll be on my lonesome I think, but i'll bring some buddha to keep me company.

(

mr spoons, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:03, archived)

Only requires one PP3 battery to function.

Slightly larger and higher quality version here.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:45, archived)

*klump*

sorry... that was jaw hitting the floor

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:46, archived)

me no understandy

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:46, archived)

I think he's both flabber and gasted

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:49, archived)

*blushes*

oh...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:50, archived)

Indeed...

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:59, archived)

*stares at shoes*

Thank you, sir

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:00, archived)

Thank you SIR Please may I have another

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:01, archived)

Well, at this rate, I'll have another one ready by...

ooo, let's see - 10.30 tonight.

After Iron Man, that is...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:03, archived)

I didn't know Iron Man was making one!

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:04, archived)

Well, it's a good thing I'm here, then

;)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:08, archived)

Spot and indeed on

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:59, archived)

Woozah!

That's pure Myst right there, that is

*reminisces*

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The Neville What what what, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:46, archived)

That's prezactly what I thought!

Hurray! My brayne is becoming like yours!
now to get some talent and hummus!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:48, archived)

^this

the best game evar!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 9 May 2008, 11:52, archived)

[Exaschlly....]

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:53, archived)

Want one...

NOW! Do Argos deliver...? Ning, by the way...

(

Ninj, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:46, archived)

*waves*

Hello!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:47, archived)

oooh!

very Myst, animate it now!

(

Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:46, archived)

It took so bloody long to render,

I shudder to think what kind of time it would take to animate.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:54, archived)

compensating for something, are we? :D

very nice

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:47, archived)

Am I being slow here,

or did I miss a meeting or something?

*is really confused*

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:47, archived)

BIG GUN = SMALL WILKINS?

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:51, archived)

Ah, I see. :)

Why does everyone assume it's a gun?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:52, archived)

nah, I think thats just me

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:53, archived)

BIG VAGUELY-PHALLIC-OBJECT = SMALL WILKINS

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:56, archived)

I thought it was a colkatonis etcher

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:57, archived)

Intriguing...

;)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:01, archived)

I thought it was a giant Snow globe

ISn't it?

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:01, archived)

If you'd like it to be a snow globe,

then snow globe it shall be.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:04, archived)

Oooh Ta

Complete with snow man, small cottage and Panzer?

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:09, archived)

Why, of course!

The Panzer is mandatory.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:10, archived)

When I was at college in the days Pre Interwebs

one of the guys sepnt hours buying xmas cards then putting those little water transfers on them of Panzers

Loved them

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:15, archived)

crikey!

I reckon it makes the same noise as the Death Star powering up. That sort of low "booooowwwwwmmmmmmm" effort.

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:47, archived)

Problem is, though

The sound effects wear the batteries out really fast.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:56, archived)

this is a thing of beauty

i see it filled with gently swirling coloured vapours, just before firing a planet-destroying* beam of pure awesomeness.

*not our planet, obviously

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:47, archived)

I like the swirly vapours idea.

*mulls new concept*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:57, archived)

*glees*

swirly coloured vapours are fabulous.
also, it doesn't have to be a planet-destroying beam, it could be a beam of sparkly colourful happiness, shot at a miserable planet that has for centuries been under the thrall of an evil ruler.
i'm really going to have to start writing again...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:04, archived)

*raptures*

that's blooming lovely!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:47, archived)

Thanks!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:51, archived)

Fackin 'ell! WOO!

What does it do?!

(

Joliet, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:47, archived)

.... things

involving SCIENCE!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:48, archived)

things involving SCIENCE

are nearly always excellent!

(

Joliet, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:49, archived)

unless its bad science

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:52, archived)

^ 100% Truth

right there.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:53, archived)

POW!

EAT MY TRUTH

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:56, archived)

Hmmmm...

Grapefruit Flavour - very nice.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:58, archived)

Its not, its just really old orange flavour

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:01, archived)

*chokes*

nope, there's no way I can swallow your truth

(

mutster101 fell over, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:20, archived)

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:24, archived)

Top work, Grunty!

Grunty!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:48, archived)

Thank you, sir!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:49, archived)

corr!!

did you make and render all that?...it's bloomin' smashin' :)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:49, archived)

took four hours to render...

I must get a faster machine ;)

Cheers.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:51, archived)

what did you use? Bryce?

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:52, archived)

That's the badger.

Couldn't get the damn network rendering working though - I had four machines setup as a render farm.
It all looked so cool - and then it didn't work :(

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:55, archived)

[very woo-some!]

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:53, archived)

"kicks his tits in!!"

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:03, archived)

phwor!!

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:55, archived)

Wowzers!

Very lovely!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:02, archived)

that's lully

it looks like some sort of Orrery.

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:05, archived)

Good point.

hmmmmmm.....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:09, archived)

*saves as wallpaper*

Bloody Ace that is.

(Dante licked your nipple on, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:08, archived)

Cor!

That is bloody smashing that is! have a woo:

Woo!

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DoctorGonzo should be more drunk, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:34, archived)

<i>I</i> know what it is...

It's a Somebody Else's Problem field generator, isn't it?

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Herbicide wants a word., Fri 9 May 2008, 12:44, archived)

5000! Wooooo!

There's absolutely no nekkid here I'm afraid, none whatsoever...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 9 May 2008, 11:44, archived)

Why am I looking at you slapping the plank?

multo congratumalations chief!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:45, archived)

It's not the first time and you know it...

Danke schone :)

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 9 May 2008, 11:47, archived)

Fret wank in D minor?

Congrats.

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:45, archived)

The saddest of all keys...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 9 May 2008, 11:46, archived)

congrats, i suppose

but fully clothed gets no cake!

NEXT TIME, WE WANT SKIN!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:46, archived)

*whispers*

secret link...

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 9 May 2008, 11:47, archived)

where!?

*searches frantically*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:49, archived)

The full stop...

found it yet?

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 9 May 2008, 11:57, archived)

Argh

My Eyes My Eyes

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:06, archived)

You knew there was going to be nekkid...

you didn't have to click...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 9 May 2008, 12:07, archived)

Haha that's just wrong!

*emphasises earlier assertion about slapping the plank*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:49, archived)

\o/

Congrats!

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:46, archived)

Many thankings!

*throws life vest*

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 9 May 2008, 11:48, archived)

MOAP!

congrats :D

(

mutster101 fell over, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:46, archived)

Moobs on a picture?

Yes indeedy... =D

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 9 May 2008, 11:49, archived)

My!

What a big guitar you have!

Congrats!

(

Joliet, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:49, archived)

To be fair, it doesn't need to be very big...

*could have used a Ukelele*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 9 May 2008, 11:50, archived)

Modesty gets you lots of sympathy and lots of girls

(

Joliet, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:52, archived)

~~and lots of girls~~

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 9 May 2008, 11:58, archived)

*comes over all unneccasary*

woooo and congrats :D

(

Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:49, archived)

I felt I had to deliver after all that build up...

err...

:)

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 9 May 2008, 11:52, archived)

heh ;)

(

Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:56, archived)

shooooooeeegaaaaaaaaaaaze

congrats brooms

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:50, archived)

*trips through the windmills of the mind*

*doffs cap*

Thank-ye sir!

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 9 May 2008, 11:53, archived)

She sure do sing fast...

(

Ninj, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:34, archived)

crivens!

that's well shopped, woo

(

Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:35, archived)

Cheers

Droog, people think they're sisters...er...hang on...

(

Ninj, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:36, archived)

he makes a very pretty lady

(

Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:39, archived)

A little heavy on the eyebrows for a lady type though...

very firm lips though...

I've said too much...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 9 May 2008, 11:41, archived)

Heh, BJL's :D

(

Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:43, archived)

you know

that really is rather good

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:37, archived)

Are they her lips or his?

It's very well done either way.

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:37, archived)

They're his

Lush I know...ooh...I can't believe I just said that *blushes*

(

Ninj, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:44, archived)

That's fucking ace!

Is it wrong that I really fucking totally would?

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:37, archived)

for a normal person, yes.

for a b3tan, no, it's perfectly normal.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:39, archived)

cor

er

would?

also, I want this: www.nikkor2d2.com/

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:38, archived)

0_0

join the fucking club, matey!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:40, archived)

They are the best things ever. 3000 euros for the projector though.

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:44, archived)

cor Blimey guv'nor

thats brill that is!

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:41, archived)

Keep speeding

I keep, keep speeding

Nice work

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:45, archived)

Cheers

Joe!

(

Ninj, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:47, archived)

Erm

She/he still looks quite fit...

Am confused.

(Milo Minderbinder, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:19, archived)

Ning, peeps.

Not drawn any of my Battle Bunnies for a while.

What nefarious fantasy critter should she take on?

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:28, archived)

me?

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:28, archived)

an evil ninja badger babe

with stripy white fur, bikini-style

EDIT: or Wile E. Coyote.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:30, archived)

I think you should draw

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer

or your battle bunny battling with a hoarde of Lilliputians

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:30, archived)

Brian Blessed

please :)

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:31, archived)

Heh.

Catch him last week on "Have I got News for You"?
Best episode EVER!

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=W1gwVIhJ8II

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:34, archived)

NO! *cries*

everyone in the world has seen it apart from me, my skin nearly fell off in misery when I heard he had been on :(

EDIT: yay! ta :)

EDIT 2: Just watched it, BLESSED IS GOD!!

(

Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:36, archived)

Hislop and Merton and co were merely interested spectators!

Just wind Blessed up and set him off...

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:42, archived)

Just don't point him at anyone

(

Weetobix, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:44, archived)

That was the silliest episode I've ever seen

The Blessed had my jaw aching for hours after that. I like the way he made Ian Hislop so uncomfortable, that takes some skill...

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crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:43, archived)

:) nice link

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 9 May 2008, 11:56, archived)

'But, as we all know...

GORDON'S ALIVE!!'

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Herbicide wants a word., Fri 9 May 2008, 12:41, archived)

Dangerous Snail.

It doesn't appear dangerous, but oh lordy that's one dangerous snail.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 9 May 2008, 11:31, archived)

yes!

he can capture her and drag her into his shell lair, where she has to battle him in his unshelled, sluggy form, before going home to wash snail gunk off herself.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:38, archived)

I hadn't actually thought this through...

I rather like that storyline... :)

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 9 May 2008, 11:44, archived)

*glees*

i'm rather on fire today

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:51, archived)

London fuckwit Boris "fucking" Johnson

sitting at his empty desk, struggling to keep to the ban from head office on him opening his idiot fucking mouth and languidly pasing the time wanking his tiny little fact cock onto a digestive while ramming a broom handle up his fag (David Cameron's) arse. The brainless fucking imbecile.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:32, archived)

Is a fact cock

one that pisses out random trivia? Kind of like a urinal version of talking from your arse?

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boris the spider, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:35, archived)

haha

I'll leave that typo be, your definition amuses me.

Although Boris's grip on facts is pretty fucking slim, the dribbling cunt.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:37, archived)

I think

that his grasp on facts is pretty slim for two main reasons -- firstly his fact cock is pretty small, and secondly all the facts are spunking out of it instead of his mouth.

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boris the spider, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:40, archived)

you forgot to add

"the gawping twat-bained gimp"

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:50, archived)

sorry

* and plus he's a gawping twat-brained gimp

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boris the spider, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:00, archived)

*clicks*

I want to remember this moment, so that when this happens, I can know you predicted it.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 9 May 2008, 11:46, archived)

Racism.

It'll win her votes.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:34, archived)

Iron Man

Just watched it and it's brill

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Gumuman practising surprise sex on, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:35, archived)

a cockmonster.

or an australian hunter, a rabbit's worst enemy.

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Mr. Johnson, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:37, archived)

Arthur Dent and Marvin the Paranoid Android

attacking her with gian saucers and mugs of hot tea. PHWOAR!

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The Neville What what what, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:43, archived)

I read that as battery bunnies

was thinking about the duracell bunnies.

how about some killer robot bunnies with deadly cymbols?

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Weetobix, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:43, archived)

A really pissed off pokemon

lully pic

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 9 May 2008, 11:57, archived)

putting up some shelves with my hammer, the battle bunnies live next door and the noise is driving them mental. and not in a sexy mental way either.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:14, archived)

It's just a disguise

(oodles, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:17, archived)

shopped pics only etc

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:19, archived)

Does it kill vampires?

'ningles and lordy, lordy, only 22 to go!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:27, archived)

haha, that's crazy!

minor tj: new song up!
www.tommilsom.com/music/dullcore.mp3

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hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 9 May 2008, 11:27, archived)

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