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# I have spent today farting, eating ice cream, laughing like a mong at the internet, and drawing some demon heads.
CFB (275kb - sorry, it's a bit huge)

'Ning.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:41, archived)
# monocled demons ftw!
these are most woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:42, archived)
# monocled you say..?
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/48648/1218477954/victorianrap.png

:D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:43, archived)
# :D :D :D
That is joy.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:43, archived)
# thanking thee :)
I'm rather impressed with it :) as i am with yours.. i find it takes too much effort and concentration to draw properly :D woo. :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:45, archived)
# that is wonderful
and slightly creepy :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:45, archived)
# strangely
that's what I would rank as my two finest qualities :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:46, archived)
# same here
my knowledge of poisons, mass murderers and forensic techniques combine with my occasionally scary face to freak people out at times.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:49, archived)
# trans orbital labotomy ftw
!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:55, archived)
# duh?
*drools down straitjacket*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:00, archived)
# you are 90% of internet users?
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:42, archived)
# Something like that.
Everyone on /talk is really baldmonkey, after all.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:43, archived)
# Beak!
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:42, archived)
# BEAK!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:47, archived)
# hahaha!
I don't know!
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:49, archived)
# ^ this ^
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:50, archived)
# That sounds like a wicked day
I spent it in excel :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:43, archived)
# Did you at least play with the hidden flight sim?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:44, archived)
# theres a hidden flight sim?!?!?!?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:45, archived)
# Yes.
Fuck me if I can remember how to activate it, though. Plus it's probably been taken out of later versions.

Try these: www.geocities.jp/nchikada/pac/
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:48, archived)
# That wont work :(
a: due to the fact its on a uni computer
and
b: its new excel on there :(
That really would liven up my day tho
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:49, archived)
# your life is sad
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:45, archived)
# Hopefully tomorro I will be using a £25k camera
and then using a sweet ass stereomicroscope
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:46, archived)
# what do you do at uni
?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:57, archived)
# chemical engineering
Im doing research at the mo in nucleation.... its really fun!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:00, archived)
# They look like a bunch of rather decent demons to me
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:45, archived)
# I like the one with the really thin rimmed glasses who is clearly sitting in an old armchair reading a book on the history of cricket.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:48, archived)
# farting ice cream?
was it not melted? but at least if it was mint choc chip it could be beautifully tingly, punctuated with the spiky cold stab of chocolate chip
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:48, archived)
# No, I ate the ice cream;
it was crisps that I farted: www.b3ta.com/talk/5301210
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:50, archived)
# No no no!
You just made me think of "that place" again!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:51, archived)
# What, scunthorpe?
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:55, archived)
# Worse than sCUNThorpe!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:01, archived)
# :D
I like the teachers glasses!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:53, archived)
# i think some of these are enantiomers or diastereomers
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:57, archived)
# You just wanted to show off that you know what those are, didn't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:59, archived)
# i would do,
*cant explain it as well as i should be able to by now*
*slight fail*
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:33, archived)
# wagon-age.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:33, archived)
# :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:35, archived)
# heheh
This wandbagon definitely has legs
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:37, archived)
# :)
Lovely!~

also... hahahaha!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iKmk5LATCs&NR=1
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:37, archived)
# Been watching the Olympics?

this should really be more than a demonstration sport in 2012
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:38, archived)
# I've not seen any Olympics as of yet, anything as funny as this going on?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:44, archived)
# I heard the hockeyers got into a fight with the swimmers
and a new sport was born, which was won by everyone, including the audience and some people living over on the western part of China.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:46, archived)
# Americans losing at basketball,
to Lithuania?
Hillarious.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:46, archived)
# Why dont the americans just play the harlem globetrotters
they'll definiatly win gold then
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:48, archived)
# now that's funny!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:50, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:39, archived)
# They re-run some the other year on Challenge tv
but just the English ones,Not a patch on The Euro one.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:40, archived)
# but still Eddy Waring commentating right? His laughter really makes it
I'd like to get a hold of some full length episodes to watch with the kids. It's hilarious!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:43, archived)
# There must be some.
Stuart Hall did the laughing.
Eddie did the scores.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:45, archived)
# I realized as a typed, yeah, I'll have to fire up the old torrent laptop
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:47, archived)
# You realised.


;P

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:50, archived)
# ahh crap!
where's gstq? He'd have my head for this
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:09, archived)
# What did 42344 do?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:38, archived)
# look below
www.b3ta.com/board/8640635
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:39, archived)
# Oh yeah
I was looking in his profile to his posts for the details, but got not much further than that

cheers
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:47, archived)
# BLOODY BLOODY BLOODY!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bomygz1Ygkk
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:38, archived)
# NEED NEED NEED!
the dvd's.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:42, archived)
# What an articulate outburst
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:43, archived)
# I thought someone may link this.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:47, archived)
# gah!
that show was soooooo dull!

except the one where they all get pissed and margot thinks she hasn't got a sense of humour.
that one was funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:41, archived)
# You are "the Young Ones"
AICMFP

"So bloody bloody NICE"
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:44, archived)
# heheheh
i like that one!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:46, archived)
# Woo
I was at a wedding the other day and the bloke from "to the manor born" was there.
You reminded me, that is all.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:41, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:45, archived)
# nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:49, archived)
# very Good
boom boom
(marshall19838 Oh once my wants and wins were one, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:17, archived)
# fucking fantastic
that is just superb!
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:27, archived)
# evening all
Continued from here (sfw)



comments welcome and I know the shadow is shite
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:02, archived)
# Getting there

now add beep beep noises
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:04, archived)
# You know how to make a decent drop shadow?
Copy the layer, bring to back, color-overlay with black.
Next, adjust the opacity (to about 60%), and use some Gaussian blur on it.

(Maybe some free transform to adjust the perspective)

Heypresto!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:15, archived)
# awesome, cheers for that
I didn't know that
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:17, archived)
# ^this^
for a floor shadow I draw an elipse, fill black, gaussian blur and opacity about 60%.

And if I'm feeling extra cheeky I do another one and make it smaller inside...oh yes I know how to live.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:31, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:51, archived)
# Pro-tip
Duplicate the layer after you have gaussian blurred it, set the transparency to multiply, reduce the opacity of both it and the original blurred shadow layer and use motion blur to horizontally blur the duplicate shadow. This falsifies the perspective effect that means the shadow appears larger at the sides than when it is foreshortened at the front and back of the object is sits beneath.

There's loads more, but seriously, it's half ten and I don't love you that much.
(ManekiNeko loves horses, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:33, archived)
# *brain assplodes*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:37, archived)
# Let's keep it simple eh

Top tip though!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:04, archived)
# I love the fact that the link is sfw
But that's good, any chance of animating it hovering?
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:05, archived)
# yes but not tonight,
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:06, archived)
# i'll do it then

linked due to giving me a headache beep beep
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:18, archived)
# YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:21, archived)
# The shadow is shi...oh.
Looking good.

Make it bob.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:05, archived)
# nice seams on the bumper ;)
arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:05, archived)
# cheers I missed that
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:07, archived)
# may i?

woo btw :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:05, archived)
# you smudged the bumper?
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:08, archived)
# yes
needed a little less white in there
HEAD AND SHOULDERS ARE RACISTS!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:09, archived)
# I'm sure blacks have dandruff too,
It's just that you can't see it.
That does not sound right at all!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:14, archived)
# This makes no sense!
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:16, archived)
# Yes.
It doesn't
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:16, archived)
# So doesn't this
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:25, archived)
# i saw the advert it said "we like colours but we don't like whites"
or something wasn't really listening :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:25, archived)
# I like doing this also
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:16, archived)
# this is my first attempt
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:19, archived)
# and kudos
Kontinuez...
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:23, archived)
# Pffft :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:21, archived)
# I was working at Land Rover when the publicity shot came out
naughty me

did you pimp the prostitutes as well as the ride?
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:24, archived)
# pimpin' ma hoes fo' sho!
you know me
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:35, archived)
# yuk (but nice shoppage)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:38, archived)
# off road?
that mo'fo' couldn't clear a speed hump....
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:56, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 23:04, archived)
# that does look rather lush
the shape of the dust does have the rough shape of the sphynx of giza, mind. Or maybe the car thing from...hmmm...was it thundercats? can't remember for sure
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:36, archived)
# Blimey!
I thought range rovers were huge, but he really is short for a storm trooper!
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:39, archived)
# gaussian blur is your friend ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:21, archived)
# YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:23, archived)
# hahaha! I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:32, archived)
# thats my dad in his dax (same people who make the cobra replica) buggy :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:34, archived)
# yay!
floaty car!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:24, archived)
# I was watching Alien...
...and this happened...
(I helped save b3ta! pixelatedpirate absinthe makes the heart grow fonder, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:41, archived)
# I hate it when that happens to Allen in Allen
That is woo, more Simon the sorcerer then monkey island
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:42, archived)
# Woo to the Sorcerer
but its actually my beloved dressing-gown :)
(I helped save b3ta! pixelatedpirate absinthe makes the heart grow fonder, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:44, archived)
# Nazi salutes optional
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:45, archived)
# haha
So it is, im still yet to complete simon 2 yet
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:47, archived)
# i'm still got both of them to complete
Not got the patients for them now
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:50, archived)
# neither have I, I prefer shooting people on the internets nowadays
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:52, archived)
# i hit people with swords etc on the internets now
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:53, archived)
# looks like ian brown i reckon
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:48, archived)
# to lively for him
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:50, archived)
# I think you'll find
monkey island is better than simon the poxy sorcerer.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:52, archived)
# ALIEN DISCO EXPLOSION
can you put a spinning disco ball in this picture please.

I would love you for ever.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:44, archived)
# i like this
i'd like it more with a transparent background though :D
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:44, archived)
# You're quite right sir.
.
(I helped save b3ta! pixelatedpirate absinthe makes the heart grow fonder, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:49, archived)
# by the gods......................./\
death by chestburster. nice. |
and what they said.................|
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:44, archived)
# Coo-ee!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:45, archived)
# what a charming little fellow
kill it with hammers and flames!
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:49, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:57, archived)
# Freak feet!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:59, archived)
# I feel a sudden urge to play Space Quest
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:00, archived)
# yes, that too
space quest were ace
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:03, archived)
# waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaait a minute, is the bacon is trouble?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:00, archived)
# best day ever
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:23, archived)
# YES!
I love this. :D
(Vega31, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:24, archived)
# I can't trump it, that's for sure.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:24, archived)
# haha what a day!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:27, archived)
# that's a big trumpet!
madam
(big fat cocks, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:27, archived)
# it's FORESHORTENING
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:29, archived)
#
?
(big fat cocks, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:34, archived)
# it's something I remember arts teachers banging on about,
that was something to do with someone's hand being really massive.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:36, archived)
# BOSS!
Jesus, I wish my day was as good as that.

Are you listening, Jesus? JESUS?! Why hast thou forsaken me, you shit
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Let us all pray for trumpets.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:30, archived)
# *makes picture of a praying lettuce*
Oh what? It's bindun?
and I just spent fucking ages making it!
*strops*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:46, archived)
# YAY

Did you do amusing stuffs with it?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:32, archived)
# it's not a cartoon about myself,
unfortunately.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:33, archived)
# *pity's*
I tried to learn to play the trumpet..

learning to play he trumpet even manages to sound worse than learning to play the violin. which i thought was impossible.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:42, archived)
# The worst is learning to play the recorder.
BY FAR.
(I helped save b3ta! CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:43, archived)
# This is why they make you start in primary school,
and make you stop in secondary school.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:45, archived)
# Or you happened to be one of the people who couldn't pass level one.
People like me.
(I helped save b3ta! CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:46, archived)
# not so much couldn't,
as couldn't see the point. Who ever plays a recorder, for any reason other than learning it at school? It's almost as pointless as a degree in Theoretical Physics.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:48, archived)
# it is a great instrument
see

and it prepares you to play cooler instruments that your parents probably aren't going to fork out on when you're eight
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:07, archived)
# Well I did say "almost".
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:08, archived)
# or a room full of kids
trying to learn to play the recorder.

*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:45, archived)
# Or just a room of full of kids.
The noise the kids make alone is shudderworthy.
(I helped save b3ta! CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:50, archived)
# I found
a £20 note on the way home from swimming yesterday!
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:34, archived)
# if it had a picture of the queen on it...
its mine!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:39, archived)
# I've seen loads like that.
You must be pretty damn careless with your money.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:40, archived)
# i'm a nudist*
...*contains lies and clothes
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:06, archived)
# hahaha
this is wonderfulk.

that K got there accidentally but I left it there because 'wonderfulk' is a good word.
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:35, archived)
# incredible fulk?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:47, archived)
# I missed the end result of your supercar thingumy!
Do you have a linky?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:48, archived)
# These are the last ones I did.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:52, archived)
# LoveLoveLoveLove
LoveLoveLoveLove
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:07, archived)
# They are lovely! Thank you.
Duly clicked!

Did you not do several angles of this?
I for some reason thought it would be rotating as a gif!
:P

/wants the world blog
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:08, archived)
# I might have done a rotating anim gif of a very early version of it.
I won't pretent to know where it is anymore though. But there is also this view


Front of the brochure that one, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:10, archived)
# These are fabulous!
*Glees*

Edit: *glees more!
www.jigsawlounge.co.uk/kungfu/misc/lambda-anim.gif
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:14, archived)
#
and here's the building it's in front of

EDIT: you found it! Yes, that one doesn't have the seats in it. I ought to re-render it.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:16, archived)
# Nice work!
I couldn't see any gold rectangles!
Where are you hiding them all?

Edit: Yes, you really oughtta
That would be outstanding!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:21, archived)
# they're all over the place.
you do know what a golden rectangle is, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:24, archived)
# No, I feel silly admitting it but I really don't
I will google it now....
:o

Edit: Ahhh yes I remember doing some exercise of some sort at school.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:39, archived)
# These are all of the awesome
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:16, archived)
# SOMEBODY EMPLOY ME
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:21, archived)
# The wheel hinge idea is actually damn clever + very cool
Did you think of that yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:21, archived)
# I did,
yes.
I'm not entirely sure how it's supposed to work. But that's not important right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:22, archived)
[challenge entry] even edwardian gentlemen.. have had
to turn from their grocers and tailors of choice
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:05, archived)
# ahahha
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:10, archived)
# you appear to be a bargin shopper
from your blog and this pic.

I like the blog, it might be worth adding what the popular brand would cost as well, like sun pat (or who ever make peanut butter).
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:14, archived)
# i am indeed a fan of bargain shopping
i love pound shops too. full of fascinating items you never knew existed

that's a good idea for the blog. though i fear it will increase the effort involved in actually making a post to the stage where i won't bother at all. must do my handcream post on there - it's already looking ominously like new blog disease: two posts then the enthusiasm wanes away
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:27, archived)
# you could check on
tesco or sainsbury's website.

Are you familiar with Home Bargins? it may just be a northern thing but worth the trip!
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:38, archived)
# good point. i might do it then
yes, i am familiar, as i live in t'north (well, the posh north: cheshire)

my preference has always been for wilkinson's on home stuff - they have everything
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:45, archived)
# I would like to
Gilbert and George
(eyes, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:23, archived)
# ASDA tends to be full of brain dead chavs that like to ram their trolly into your legs
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:25, archived)
# whereas aldi and lidl
often tend to be full of quite nice people who just happen to be poor
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:31, archived)
# I use Lidls, it is good
you can have a good laugh at some of the things they have on sale
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:33, archived)
# I like the way they stock a brand of cake,
called "CAKE".

DO NOT EAT THE CRISPS.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:37, archived)
# CAKE, ace
although their flour called Landgut is off putting
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:39, archived)
# i am eating
lidl pasta, lidl tomatoes, lidl peppers, lidl garlic, lidl butter beans, lidl olives and lidl balsamic vinegar (edit: and lidl cheese)
..as i type this
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:37, archived)
# their cheese selection is awesome,
as is their salami.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:38, archived)
# my girlfriend likes their cheese
it makes me laugh when you look at it on the receipt, it says blended cheese ass
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:40, archived)
# You should beware of
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:48, archived)
# haha. ace lidl brandage
my lidl has a woman who looks like jo whiley. i keep meaning to ask if it's her
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:52, archived)
# grow your own, you save a huge amount money
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:38, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:00, archived)
# hahaha brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:01, archived)
# Haha,
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:02, archived)
# hahaha
Compo it!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:02, archived)
# shortly,
i think it would have been less funny if you'd have known it was for the compo. :P
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:04, archived)
# *nods*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:05, archived)
# Haha
Wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:03, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:04, archived)
# arf
it's a scand(o)al
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:04, archived)
# ahahahaha!
not compo-ing it?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:06, archived)
# Hahahah!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:19, archived)
# so thats why my mum and dad are off yo Iceland
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:26, archived)
# mum was always from iceland.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:38, archived)
# RIS?
Does this reference anything in the news I missed?
(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 19:47, archived)
# Iceland, the supermarket,
uses the phrase "mum's gone to Iceland".
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 8:41, archived)
# evening all



so, if i wanted to buy an affordable new monitor, where should i look?
(big fat cocks, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:58, archived)
# eBuyer.
So, still posting from your pretend account, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:00, archived)
# thank you
and yes :(
(big fat cocks, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:01, archived)
# No worries. I use eBuyer for all my cheap electrical needs.
GET YOUR WANG OUT ALREADY, GUY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:02, archived)
# My favourite shows on in a sec
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:00, archived)
# God damn it!
If it ain't that bum-faced Meaden
(eyes, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:24, archived)
# she's soooo annnoyingggg.,,,, grr
why is she even on there? it's so rare that she actually invests in anyone, just sits there and slags people off the cold bitch
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:53, archived)
# google?
Play is always alrite if they do them
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:00, archived)
# ta
(big fat cocks, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:03, archived)
# I use misco
www.misco.co.uk They are pretty good.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:00, archived)
# ta, i shall have a shufty
(big fat cocks, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:03, archived)
# Nice tribute to Sir Bill Cotton
And I'd say dabs.com, scan, ebuyer. Once you've found the model you want, shop around - no one company has the best range/prices. Even google shopping can suggest a few places.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:04, archived)
# depends how much you can afford
This is nice if it's in your price range.
Samsung SM226BW
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:07, archived)
# worth a look here too
www.dabs4work.com/productview.aspx?Quicklinx=4GQB&SearchType=1&SearchTerms=sm226bw&PageMode=3&SearchKey=All&SearchMode=All&NavigationKey=0

can't remember how to do a fancy link but i win on price
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:27, archived)
# Bah!
I bought it when it was even more expensive, when it first came out.
Excellent display though.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:30, archived)
# ignore the gaz i sent you :)
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:31, archived)
# TN is supposed to be naff compared to TFT
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TFT_LCD#PVA
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:57, archived)
# i too want a monitor (preferably 24")
what do you recommend?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:38, archived)
# So who's next?
(PR Steve last checked his dick hadn't fallen off on, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:30, archived)
# Redex. I'm afraid.
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:30, archived)
# ^uh huh^
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:31, archived)
# I see your redex and raise you a redexroad
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:45, archived)
# not only a red ex but a plot spoiler.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:47, archived)
# I see your redex road sign and raise you another amusing road sign (unshopped)
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:59, archived)
# yeah...
who is gonna red ex next.

maybe its a isaac haynes bernie mac thing.

maybe he's the grim reaper and he's looking for pointers.

maybe we are all next.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:32, archived)
# You couldn't be more right.
HAHAHA

img293.imageshack.us/img293/6153/soulmeneditoy4.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:38, archived)
# I was thinking it was him next
either that or morgan freeman is currently staring in a real life version of final destination...

EDIT:

lol that's the image he was trying to show.. hahahah! go team intuition :D


silly hotlinker.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:41, archived)
# captain redex is next
please form an orderly queue
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:31, archived)
# Can i be next?
i don't know what for as its a redex.

that makes it more exciting and unpredictable i suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:31, archived)
# re re re re redex
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:33, archived)
# Oh I've not seen a redex in ff3 before!
Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:34, archived)
# Fix your code!
img src="http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/6153/soulmeneditoy4.jpg"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:36, archived)
# <img src="http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/6153/soulmeneditoy4.jpg"/>
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:41, archived)
# <img src="http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/6153/anotherhilariousberniemacandchefjoke.jpg"/>
you both got your codes wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:43, archived)
# lol code off
:)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:44, archived)
# no you code off :(
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:48, archived)
# Go code yourself
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:50, archived)
# already have today, twice.
there's hypertext markup language splattered all over the shop
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:08, archived)
# your dick's fallen off
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:37, archived)
# THIS is next
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:39, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:41, archived)
# Hello!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:10, archived)
# hello!!!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:11, archived)
# You alright mate?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:21, archived)
# yep yep
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:42, archived)
# good, good
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 22:01, archived)
# I find tremendous amusement
in pointing out that this is displaying not as an image predicting the death of Samuel L Jackson due to his appearence in a forthcoming film with two recently deceased costars, but is in fact an icon containing a red ex.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:44, archived)
# What the fuck dude?!
You aint killing me off bitch!

*cocks*
(Samuel Hell Jackson The one with Bad Motherfucker written on it, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:48, archived)
# top delurking.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:51, archived)
# Ive seen better
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:53, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:54, archived)
#
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:51, archived)
# haha
thats brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:53, archived)
# srsly u guys
(fearnation, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:24, archived)
# lollertics.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:26, archived)
# POLOLITICS
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:28, archived)
# Did you intend to post this on 4chan?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:29, archived)
# 4chan is always down
u not like my lulz?

found this crazy russian image board randomly on google www.nnm.ru/11.08.2008/
(fearnation, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:31, archived)
# not rly lol
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:32, archived)
# You (note spelling) can stick your 'lulz' on the end of a pencil,
put that pencil up your nose and headbutt the nearest brick wall.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:33, archived)
# wanna see a magic trick?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:34, archived)
# I WATCHED THAT TODAY.
fucking awesome i thought :)
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:36, archived)
# watch this V
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBvpxzl54D8

realising rthe joker sounded like this stopped me from being able to take the film seriously.. especially when he started saying harvey.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:50, archived)
# hello you :)
have you seen my nw thing down there V

www.b3ta.com/board/8640184

you made me rhymey this morning so i hold you directly responsible.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:44, archived)
# u guys
can't accept a simple joke.
ur up your own arses so far you'll go the same way as the old format culture show on bbc2
(fearnation, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:36, archived)
# That's right, blame everyone else for your non-existent sense of humour.
It's all society's fault.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:37, archived)
# i lol'd at you
therefore i do have a sense of humour. and its all your fault.
(fearnation, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:39, archived)
# Do try to communicate adequately
old chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:38, archived)
# wait, that was a joke?
edit: and your 'lolcat typing' is not consistant.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:39, archived)
# OMG WE R RLY SORI!
WIL U 4GIV UZ?!?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:41, archived)
# fuck toap
i demand more magenta cocks
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:34, archived)
# indeed
less toap more mcoap!
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:35, archived)
# kay
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:41, archived)
# lmao
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:40, archived)
# Nearly 6 years!
nearly six whole years....
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:40, archived)
# my god
is that how long i've been a member?

i trolled b3ta today
to see if i still feel
what have i become
(fearnation, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:46, archived)
# I'd say wholeheartedly
Your a cunt!
but at least you spent 2 seconds making and thinking about making a picture.
edit: yes I know!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:51, archived)
# just imagine that
i got 2 fp's years ago with my 'simple' fun. i suspect i'm loosing my touch
(fearnation, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:00, archived)
# Let me see these!
Do you still have them anywhere!
It gives me the sads when I see things dead fp boards.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:03, archived)
# lost
to a fallen laptop. one day i'll recover the disk, and all that was lost shall be restored.
(fearnation, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:11, archived)
# :(
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 21:17, archived)
# i just had a thought
after that episode with Prince (the artist formally known as) a few years back and now that conversation about Nuts and Zoo mags removing tags from b3tan's images and using them without credit. I thought it might be interesting to see how far we (as a community) can take this; I'm fairly sure (I'd have to check this) that they are in breach of copyright law and therefore we have legal recourse to pursue them for damages. what does anyone reckon?
LETS BURN NUTS AND ZOO MAGAZINES TO THE GROUND

Edit: I decided irrational rage was the best paln
sorry for wordyness; now here's an uncalm kitten to calm the Nazis down:
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:11, archived)
# seems it's already been sorted.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:13, archived)
# That Nuts/Zoo stuff is old hat. I feel it's been dealt with to the degree it needs to be.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:13, archived)
# That was very calm and measured and normal.
Hadn't you better shout something to even it out?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:16, archived)
# FUCK YOU, RHYME, YOU PUTRID DICK BULGE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:17, archived)
# Aaaah that's better.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:17, archived)
# Thanks for that. I almost forgot to be horrid.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:18, archived)
# WHOREPOT ARE BACK TO FILLED WITH BILE NOT HONEY
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:19, archived)
# SORRY, I DON'T SPEAK YOUR SHITTY LANGUAGE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:20, archived)
# Anytiiiiiime, chump.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:21, archived)
# really?
it always looked like you were talkign out your arse to me
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:27, archived)
# Why not just get revenge
And kill them all with fire and hammers and pitchforks?



But I like the uncalm kitten. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:13, archived)
# Hammers with pitchforks stuck in them on fire, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:15, archived)
# *prepares contraption*
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:17, archived)
# this isnt yokel america kk,
we do things proper over here
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:25, archived)
# Why not HAMMERS AND SYTHES
DESTROY THEM WITH COMMUNISM
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:28, archived)
# Fuck it, JUST HAVE AN ARMY OF SCARECROWS
THAT WILL DESTORY THEM!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:29, archived)
# AND our crops will be safe!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:32, archived)
# Done this a million times
the b3tan is almost always in breach of copyright anyway cos of the source images used.

Even if you did use entirely your own work, you'd have to fight pretty hard legally and spend lots of money.

Easier to shrug it off and calm yourself down with a nice cup of tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:15, archived)
# ^ There you go. Problem solved.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:15, archived)
# oh
and make your jokes animated, then the mags can't nick 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:15, archived)
# Or unfunny, or use polysyllabic words
So they don't want to nick 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:17, archived)
# I believe they only really steal FP's. So just stick with 300px wide :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:19, archived)
# sly!
like it.
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:18, archived)
# hahaha!
brilliant idea.


until they can..*wants to invent VIDEOPAPER.*
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:19, archived)
# Then just make static images to spite them.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:20, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:21, archived)
# already exists
just not found away to cost effectively mass produce it.

but really do you want to walk down a shopping aisle and have jamie oliver and lloyd grosman waving at you from their sauces... *shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:21, archived)
# Well i meant mass produced.
else everyone will have to share.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:22, archived)
# unless it is exceptionally big.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:25, archived)
# or do as others have done
and use the creative commons copyright thing..

non profit just need a credit.. profit they owe you money.. but again I doubt this would work if you've doctored a copywrited image.. btu then the copywrite is on the image as it was not as it is now.. although if you make money out of it i think it's only fair the original image owner gets some to.. unless they're a cunt like.

but if original image copywrite was an issue.. nuts or zoo couldn't print them in the first place...
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:18, archived)
# sigh this old shite again

Zoo = Can fuck off

Nuts = are great and now pay money and give credit.

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:15, archived)
# so THATS the difference
between the mags?

i was caught up in an argument in a pub the other day between 2 un-evolved "men" because one thought Zoo was better than nuts
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:17, archived)
# next time tell him Zoo can fuck off!!

you will be all the win
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:20, archived)
# did not know that
cool
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:22, archived)
# er, I think you missed a few chapters
we get paid by Nuts when they print our images
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:15, archived)
# I missed that one
*fires up photoshop and starts trawling internets for jokes to nick*
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:16, archived)
# do we?
forget it then
:D
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:17, archived)
# Sadly they decided that
AFTER they wanted to print one of mine.

Pooheads.
Unless they want to re-offer, this time with payment, in which case I love them lots.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:18, archived)
# it looks like the kity has taken the correct dossage of catnip
Aand is very muchly down with the groove my computer speakers are laying down.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:16, archived)
# What's made this rear it's head again?
I thought that whole saga was over.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:17, archived)
# sorry i must of missed it last time round.
my mistake
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:21, archived)
# *forgives*
Is that a repost?
:P
just joshing
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:27, archived)
# the kitten?
err might be.....
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:36, archived)
# Hahaha
I thought I'd seen it before.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:42, archived)
# Irrational rage is ALWAYS the best plan
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:42, archived)
[challenge entry] thats more like it
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:10, archived)
# they're paying good money and giving credit
mustn't grumble...like I said up there ^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:13, archived)
# im not complaining,
just telling it how it is ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:15, archived)
# comp it...we'd be skint and need the money :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:17, archived)
# as you wish
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:19, archived)
# could not resist.


Click for NSFW. WARNING NSFW. This is every bit as puerile and obvious as you may imagine

Seriously it's NSFW. I'm not rick-rolling you or anything.
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:09, archived)
# AHAHAHA
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:10, archived)
# My word
What a dirty pope
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:10, archived)
# aah, he a happy man
(I helped save b3ta! KateCal it's the wind...the wind....., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:11, archived)
# Awh no. Oh good graces. Oh no no no no.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:12, archived)
# Hahaha
Cock magnet!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:13, archived)
# AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAaaaaHHHHHhhhhAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
love it long time. :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:24, archived)
# the votes are in.
b3ta loves recycled nonsense.

in an "effort" to give my ice on the runway image a fresh face i have sought to make it unrecognizable if nothing else.
'reposting whore' this, b3ta.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:08, archived)
# reposting whore
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:11, archived)
# 'reposting whore'ing whore.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:12, archived)
# *does not love*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:15, archived)
# you probably can't see through all the effort i put into this.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:24, archived)
# humbly bumbly bloop dee doo da...that's you that is
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:25, archived)
# you wish.
primus are wondrous.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:27, archived)
# ca ca ca ca colours colours........
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:04, archived)
# the only one i like is the color that comes in on the 8th frame.
the rest can go fuck in hell.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:09, archived)
# that is lovely :D
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:09, archived)
# NIce!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:18, archived)
# you can do eet!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:04, archived)
# ahahahaha
yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:04, archived)
# Yaaaay!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:06, archived)
# Go for it little lemming!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:06, archived)
# hahaha :D
Silly lemmongs.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:06, archived)
# Hahaha
I want some Lemmings!
They'd be so handy getting through hills!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:11, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:14, archived)
# oh no!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:45, archived)
[challenge entry] ....


(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 19:56, archived)
# (delete as appropriate)
what a fucking "money making genius" / wanker for having too much money to buy that application
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 19:58, archived)
# pfft
the iPhone-using fools
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 19:58, archived)
# Football is teh ghey.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 19:37, archived)
# Awww
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 19:38, archived)
# nicely!
*sends to papers*
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 19:39, archived)
# I wouldn't bother,
chances are nuts are printing it into their next issue already.

are they still doing that?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 19:47, archived)
# :/
i dont know, i was never aware of this happening but i'm sure it does
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 19:48, archived)
# to be honest,
i'd quite like something of mine printed in nuts.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 19:48, archived)
# It would be a bizarre honour.
Nice that they think it good enough to be printed,
but bad because their target audience is 3 steps down the evolutionary ladder.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 19:50, archived)
# yeah my thoughts exactly,
Did they used to nick stuff from here?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 19:51, archived)
# Still do I think
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 19:54, archived)
# Yes.
but the people who made the images were often not credited, and some don't want thier images sold.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 19:50, archived)
# ah ok
Did they even credit b3ta?
Or just no one?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 19:51, archived)
# I think they started sending peeps play.com vouchers
unless I'm mistaken
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 19:53, archived)
# zoo credit people...if you use a microsope
or is it nuts?...those mags are the same
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 19:53, archived)
# I'm can't remember
a b3tan kept updates of what was happening, pasanonic or pedantichrist i think

someone begining with p anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 19:55, archived)
# i just found this
mamillasarsum.wordpress.com/category/b3ta-front-pages/

it seems they removed his tag and posted it, which is highly fuckoffish.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 19:56, archived)
# Its bad.
:/
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:00, archived)
# that it is.


/playingwiththisstickmananimatorthing.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 19:42, archived)
# prefare
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 19:44, archived)
# He loves it, the dirty sod
What is this animator thingumy?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 11 Aug 2008, 19:55, archived)
# Pivot Stickfigure Animator
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 19:58, archived)
# edit: Has anyone noticed the house robot from robot wars in the british equestrian team?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 19:22, archived)
# i saw that!
double the phwoar
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 19:23, archived)
# haha :( i thought i was fast enough, obviously not.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 19:23, archived)
# Would you like something to hold on to?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:11, archived)
# I did this.
with hitler. and it said "Theres something about adolf" it was shit. yours is good.
Ooh. thats 2 nazis now.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 19:27, archived)
# haHHA
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 19:29, archived)
# AHAHAHAHA ULTRABOKE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 19:30, archived)
# ULTRA-COOOOOOMBOOOOOOOOOO!
lol, g2g, hav hiv

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 19:32, archived)
# Ahahaha!!
Fucking calibre
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 19:33, archived)
# Fankee.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 19:34, archived)
# haha
nice tagging
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 19:34, archived)
# Spankee
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 19:35, archived)
# if this person is real
They need to make the preacher comics into a film and cast them as assface.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 20:11, archived)
# BOKE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 19:29, archived)

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