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DIY eye colour change kit anyone?

Sorry for crapness, it was in my head and needed to come out...

Edit: bloody hell, two images in one day! I think I need to lie down...

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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:18, archived)

ouch!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:19, archived)

they done did do this

I saw, it's nasty

well, tattooing the white of the eye anyway

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:19, archived)

yes, I've seen that.

It just makes me pity BME-ers even more.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:23, archived)

you can tattoo pigment onto the iris too with a traditional tattoo gun

i know somebody whos blind in their left eye who had it done so the blind eye was the same colour as the right one.
tatooing the white takes a lot more precision though theres only about 6 cases most of which revolved around the admine of bmezine

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:24, archived)

cool

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:28, archived)

*shivers*

If I were blind in one eye, I would so wear an eye patch.

Preferably one with no straps, simply bolted to the skull :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:30, archived)

^this

with silver studs or diamonds embedded in it.
the eye patch, not the eye.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:31, archived)

glass eye with a red LED in it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:31, archived)

oh, now THAT would be too fucking cool!

problem is it wouldn't move when you moved teh other eye :(

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:34, archived)

would if you glued a cocktail stick to the front of both.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:34, archived)

ah, SCIENCE™!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:37, archived)

go William Gibson style

and get a mirrored lens implanted over the top.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:32, archived)

he often wears a monocle over the blind eye ^^,

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:35, archived)

link?!

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:31, archived)

I've always wanted to have this done.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:19, archived)

I despair sometimes,

I really do.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:21, archived)

*smiles sweetly*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:25, archived)

My eyes change colour

depending on the ambient light anyway.
Anything from blue to green. Hooray for eyes!

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:19, archived)

my eyes changed from blue to green

nerve damage ftw!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:20, archived)

BUM THE WITCH!

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Joliet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:20, archived)

mine vary from green to brown and sometimes quite yellow

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:21, archived)

mine are always the same steely grey

and congrats on the FP sir - awesome!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:23, archived)

ha! manly eyes for bobs :D

and ta fella

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:26, archived)

my eyes are very Manley

they have long blond hair

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:31, archived)

My eyes change colour

depending on what bulbs I put in

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:24, archived)

mine were very dark brown as a kid, but have gotten a bit lighter over the years

in the right light conditions they have a golden tint to inner part of the iris

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:24, archived)

you are data

aicmfp

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:25, archived)

Oh, I wish the appearance was that strong, it'd look too cool

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:27, archived)

wouldn't it?

i had a bit of a thing for data at one time, but then they killed him off.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:29, archived)

Nemisis - what a stupid fecking film that was

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:30, archived)

i watched it once, it was shit.

6 is great, so is 9(i think). i've always had a soft spot for 4, too.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:32, archived)

9 was insurrection, I think... First contact was better...

Yeah, i know what you mean about 4 :D

2 was brilliant though.

generations was a load of balls, like nemisis and search for spock

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:36, archived)

i meant first contact

insurrection was like a long episode. i was never that keen on 2, ricardo montalban and william shatner trying to out-ham each other.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:38, archived)

awwww, but that was the pure genius of the movie :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:41, archived)

there was only one bit i really liked

can you guess what it is?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:43, archived)

KKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNN!!!!!!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:58, archived)

nope.

seti eels in the ears!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:59, archived)

haha, classic!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:00, archived)

it still gives me

the full-body shivers to watch them slither in

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:04, archived)

i was talking to a mate of mine while we was sitting in the garden and when the sun put in an appearence his eyes went almost yellow!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:26, archived)

Mine do- they're either blue, green, grey or sort of a lilac colour.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:29, archived)

Mine turn from light blue to green when I drink alchohol

i'm a freak

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:31, archived)

Mine do

blue to green, when I get randy.
Green for GO!

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:31, archived)

uuuggghhhhhh.....

this is not far off the reason I won't have laser eye surgery...

a little TJ if I may: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/7599942.stm some people REALLY have issues....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:20, archived)

That... is...

...there are no words.

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Joliet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:21, archived)

crazy bitch

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:21, archived)

WTF?

that is all.

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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:22, archived)

Oh dear god!

reads a bit... oh she's welsh

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:23, archived)

omg

They really do!

:(

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XLVII .uk, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:25, archived)

40 years old?!

stupid bloody cow.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:28, archived)

that was on modblog several months ago before it was completed

as most users are american they didn't realize how horrible an idea it is

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:36, archived)

Kidults

Sad, very sad.
*off to play Clear Sky* {;-)

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:43, archived)

wouldn't euthanasia have been cheaper and more sensible?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:45, archived)

^this

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:52, archived)

I visited the optometrist today.

He did something very close to that! (wiped a tab dipped in something that looked like iodine on my eyeballs then hit em with a stick!)

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Ratsta, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:22, archived)

Had something similar

for my contact lens checkup.....not pleasant!

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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:23, archived)

Speaking of which, have some Contact Lens Cleaner

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:32, archived)

Well if we can no longer test on animals they have to test on someone

Did he even buy you dinner first?

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Joliet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:24, archived)

Well I look after his computers and charge him a lot of money to do so

so in a round about way, yes :)

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Ratsta, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:35, archived)

its for detecting damage to the conjunctiva

I have to have that due to wearing contacts :P

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:25, archived)

It's fun

when I get it done. I get disposables to wear afterwards and spend the rest of the day with yellow-green eyes. :)

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:30, archived)

speaking of contacts, I'd love to try those ones that cover the eye completely like they use for movies to make peoples eye all red, or black etc...

THAT would look cool :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:33, archived)

scoleri(?) contact lenses

thick and opaque, perfect for zombie eyes.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:36, archived)

sclera?

Hang on, I know of a place. Prepare to empty your wallet Steve.

EDIT:

Here you go

www.9mmsfx.com/

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:41, archived)

HHHOOO LEEEEE FUUUUCCCKKKKKK!!!!!

*grabs credit card*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:45, archived)

ebola lenses? mirrored black sclera lenses?

*drools*
i wonder if they take kidneys as payment?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:46, archived)

Just so you know- putting in full scleras is DIFFICULT.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:46, archived)

i could only ever hope to wear one

my left eye is ridiculously sensitive, i can't get a normal lens anywhere near it.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:51, archived)

We'll get you an eyepatch for that one then.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:52, archived)

yay!

I CAN HAS DIAMUNDS ON IT PLEEZ?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:00, archived)

My doc is concerned that my vision has worsened more than he'd expect in the last 2 years :( He started asking about family histories of glaucoma and about my bloody sugar level :(

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Ratsta, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:36, archived)

ugh...

glaucoma runs in my family, but they fecking well still charge for eye tests, the bastards

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:40, archived)

i went last month

told me i was developing cataracts. i can't see it, myself.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:48, archived)

good thing you can't see this spanging pan heading towards you then

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:51, archived)

heheheh

unfortunately, it's true.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:57, archived)

Argh! :D

That's horrible but awesome.

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ClanSoul, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:27, archived)

This makes me wince!

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XLVII .uk, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:36, archived)

I heared rumors about Dr. Goebbels

result: blind people.

(I feel frightened every time the words "doctor" is near "goebbels")

(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:59, archived)

doctor gobbles?

the educated turkey? i love that guy!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:07, archived)

oooh, ah, oooh, ah, oooh, ah, oooh, ah etc

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:56, archived)

YAY!!

ANIMATED!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:56, archived)

Michael Palin looks a bit different there.

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:57, archived)

I thought you said Sarah Palin

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:58, archived)

Sorry.

I was typing with my mouth full.

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:01, archived)

poor superman.

but - as always - nicely done. :)

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inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:57, archived)

Hahaha!

_{you didnt do my suggestion tho :(}

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:57, archived)

YEAH!

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fannycradock, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:57, archived)

"Take that, you goody-two-shoes alien bastard!"

hahahahhahahah! Wooooooo!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:58, archived)

why, mr. toast!

you've made me so happy!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:58, archived)

wait...

what? I can't understand how this has been animated... unless the background is pretend paper effect...

Also, SPUNKBLIND SUPERMAN.

Furthermore, Woo!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:58, archived)

I moved the paper

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:59, archived)

that's just lies

*strokes beard*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:00, archived)

gerroff my beard!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:02, archived)

but it makes my fingers clean and happy

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:05, archived)

oh fine then

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:13, archived)

its real paper and real drawings

but with the moving bits layered on top and underneath bits erased

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:05, archived)

Sounds like dark magics to me... BURN THE WITCH!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:06, archived)

ahhh

marvelously done... that makes sense.

I was thinking, "but why is the text so still? surely HappyToast isn't that good at tracing..."

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:06, archived)

That's ever-so clever

and ever-so effective.

I'm looking forward to seeing more of this style :)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:45, archived)

*sighs*

All the cool kids are doing it now.
:)

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XLVII .uk, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:01, archived)

they've stopped doing cake?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:03, archived)

Kake is so last year

Unless it's Buk Kake.
:D

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XLVII .uk, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:05, archived)

I'm pretty sure that bukkake was last year too.

I would check, but my eyes are full of semen.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:11, archived)

don't try to wash it off, you'll just make it worse

let it dry, it'll flake off a treat.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:12, archived)

I think I've blinked some back behind my eyeball.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:13, archived)

don't worry, it'll dissolve into your optic nerve

things may look a little fuzzy for a few days, but on the plus side, it's all protein.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:17, archived)

Ewww

*bokes*

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XLVII .uk, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:14, archived)

makes great crumble topping for unexpected guests

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:15, archived)

makes great unexpected crumble topping for guests

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:16, archived)

heheheh

*imagines*

"unexpected crumble, bitch!"

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:18, archived)

Or equally good as parmezan I imagine.

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XLVII .uk, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:17, archived)

tastes better than parmesan

with the added benefit that it doesn't smell like a frenchman's sock.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:19, archived)

I'll take your word for that.

I don't much fancy either.

:)

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XLVII .uk, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:27, archived)

I know a man who would

pay to have a Frenchmans' sock, preferably stale.
*mindbleaches*
*nausea*

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:35, archived)

i've had a french lad's foot in my face.

i bit the fucker's toe, he soon shifted it!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:41, archived)

Oh god he'd love that

*retch*

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:51, archived)

haha

*tries to remember, no matter how tempting it may be, never to eat a pizza in the vicinity of XLVII*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:20, archived)

*remembers to drug dbroon before serving pizza*

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XLVII .uk, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:23, archived)

i want pizza!

not to mention drugs!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:26, archived)

A side-order of bukakke, madame?

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XLVII .uk, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:30, archived)

well....

i really must think of my figure. do you know how many calories are in it?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:34, archived)

haha

That was one of the major worries, hence "no matter how tempting"

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:41, archived)

It's happening right now

Somewhere, I'm sure.

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XLVII .uk, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:13, archived)

Yay!!

This is cocking ace!

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XLVII .uk, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:59, archived)

Bloody lovely.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:06, archived)

you are really brill

these are great

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crab_bloke), Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:08, archived)

mighty praise from one such as yourself :)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:11, archived)

Oh but praise from me doesn't count?

Even though I was on the telly last night.

I see.

*cries*

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:15, archived)

so was I, well, my thoughts were

what was yours?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:16, archived)

I was on the BBC.

On the London news. Expressing trite opinions about things of which I knew nothing.

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:24, archived)

ace, did you punch anyone in disgust?

and do you have it on youtube for us all to gape and lust over?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:25, archived)

I don't have a YouTube, no.

I came out of the Tate and got hijacked by a camera man and presenter.

I didn't even know which programme it was for. But then I saw myself on the BBC London news when I got home last night. I have neither the face nor voice that I thought I had.

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:28, archived)

nobody does

with the possible exception of simon weston

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:30, archived)

I saw your OAP crossing thing on The Wrong Door.

Then had to explain to the flatmates why I squealed like a girl.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:31, archived)

the caveman thing was mine too :)

I am proud

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:33, archived)

To be honest my favourite part of that episode

was the lass from coupling wearing a pilot's uniform.

hmmmmmmmMMMmmmmmmmmmmm.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:37, archived)

I concur, very would

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:38, archived)

haha

I love that superman has pissed himself. nice touch.

(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:10, archived)

DC are going to sue you

I bet they will

Edit: this is great instaFP deserved :)

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Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:11, archived)

they'd have to prove it didn't happen first

I'm just drawing what I saw happen outside

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:12, archived)

FP'd already.

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collapsibletank procreates, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:14, archived)

*runs to look*

Haha! awesome! :D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:16, archived)

he's taking a batting!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:14, archived)

Not only is this win

but the title of your post has started me singing Aswad's song Shine.

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Joliet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:16, archived)

Joliet

before you write something like that, could you please consider the minds of other human beings?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:17, archived)

Duely noted....

Come on and shine
SHINE
Shine like a star
Shining so bright
like the star that you are
Oooooh shine
SHINE
Into the future
Spreading your light
Wherever you are

:P

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Joliet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:19, archived)

well, you lose

because I'm already listening to it on youtube.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:22, archived)

ELO's mr. blue sky ftw

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:24, archived)

The soundtrack to Little Shop of Horrors for me

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Joliet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:26, archived)

some fun now

is my favourite song on that. i may have to watch it later.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:28, archived)

FUCK YES

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 0:38, archived)

I'm sorry to hear that

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:18, archived)

Anyone who is tired of punching Superman repeatedly in the face

is tired of life.

Woo!

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Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:17, archived)

but Superman never made any money, saving the world from Solomon Grundy

and sometimes I despair the world will never see another man, like him.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:18, archived)

Don't they know who I am?

I'm the goddamned Batman!

(Potatoman, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:27, archived)

Hahahah wonderful

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ClanSoul, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:28, archived)

That makes my day,

PUNK!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:33, archived)

brilliant

it goes in time with the house tune i am playing

(Kierz, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 21:59, archived)

its just like

reading the dark knight returns! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:06, archived)

So,

everything HappyToast does after this will be shit?

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 13:29, archived)

an eery and horrendous thought

but Miller went on to do great stuff!

(not thinking of Robocop 2 here, of course)

PS had to reply in order to complete the Rev Triangle...

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 21:16, archived)

Well He is a dick.....

Not shopped, more at superdickery.com

(BigMcLargeHuge, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 23:06, archived)

it's my B3ta day have some cake!

And me as a revolutionary leader, with spelling corrections from a french friend of mine. Apparently Viva La Tom means I am a feminine object!

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w3rthers because you're someone very special too, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:49, archived)

clearly you are afeminine object

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:51, archived)

Stop objectifying me! I'm not an object I'm not even a *checks*...... woman!

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w3rthers because you're someone very special too, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:54, archived)

silence woman!

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:00, archived)

.....

*signs "where do you want me the kitchen or the bedroom?"

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w3rthers because you're someone very special too, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:01, archived)

hmmmm the bedrooms a fucking tip, so CLEAN WOMAN!

then polish my shoes and get me a sandwich

(

Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:10, archived)

*scuttles to the bedroom

(

w3rthers because you're someone very special too, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:16, archived)

good woman

(

Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:18, archived)

happapapapapy b3taday !

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:52, archived)

happy candles...

oh wait....
happy no candles

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:54, archived)

Do revolutionary leaders not donate?

fucking lefty pinko commie cunts.

Edit: happy b3taday.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:55, archived)

i'm gonna donate next week when I sell things on the bay of e's

I don't have a papal yet how, the donate thing work how do you get a icon, I know you have to donate but how do they know its w3thers who's donated?

(

w3rthers because you're someone very special too, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:59, archived)

they just do.

It's magic.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:01, archived)

woo is there nothing b3ta can't do?

(

w3rthers because you're someone very special too, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:03, archived)

perhaps not...

I've not tested them properly.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:08, archived)

i like your cake

*steals*

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:56, archived)

merry b3taday!!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:57, archived)

Happy 1st no candleday!

(

XLVII .uk, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:15, archived)

Hmm

Must make cake tonight.

I'm easily led when it comes to cake.

(

Joliet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:17, archived)

But...

Why was a French friend helping you with Spanish? :P

(

Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:22, archived)

prolly not

(Tibble off the crack since, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:44, archived)

(

Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:48, archived)

hahahah

this is fantastic!

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:50, archived)

hahahahaha

(

kingofpork is the king of pork, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:52, archived)

Seam tank car horse FTW!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:53, archived)

Must not forget...

the crab!

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:10, archived)

And they thought it was just a prop...

(johnvixen, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:30, archived)

hahaha!!

that certainly is some serious shit.

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:33, archived)

LIBYANS!

(

The Neville What what what, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:33, archived)

LESBIANS!

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:43, archived)

LES DENNIS!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:48, archived)

LES MISERABLES!

(

Super Grover Time machine..?I haven't invented any time machine, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:52, archived)

RUN MARTY!

yay!

(

Joliet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:34, archived)

and he was worried about 1.21 gigawatts?

hahahha, brilliant!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:35, archived)

that ball of flame has nostrils.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:37, archived)

i see boobs in it!

EDIT:

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:41, archived)

hahahah, I see it too :D

/one_track_mind_blog

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:41, archived)

i see no boobs!

nostrils only!

EDIT: those are the nostrils!
or possibly eyes.
definitely facial features, though.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:42, archived)

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS!!!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:49, archived)

NOOOOSTRIIIIIIIIIIILLLS!!!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:57, archived)

*grabs smash monkeys mammaries*

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS!!
*jiggles*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:59, archived)

hey!

i may be in my 'jamas today, but that's no reason to jiggle my unfettered boobs!

oh, all right, you can have a quick jiggle.
just a quick one, mind.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:02, archived)

*jiggles*

*still jiggling*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:12, archived)

you've got 10 seconds left on the clock

make the most of it.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:14, archived)

*shoves head in*

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:18, archived)

you're not the first person to do that

you won't be the last.

hopefully.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:23, archived)

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

eh?

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:27, archived)

Bets films EVAR!

Every viewing fills me with glee.

This therefore gets 1.21 giggawatts of *click*

(

Victor Meldrew, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:44, archived)

GREATEST FILM EVER INDEED

Number One. Could not agree more.

(

Super Grover Time machine..?I haven't invented any time machine, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:53, archived)

^this^

Maybe the doc meant 1.21 MegaTonnes?

(

Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:55, archived)

Damn case-sensitive f**king f**k.......*edits*.....

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:27, archived)

yay for seamless flashbacks in story arcs :D

~~aww, dammit, I'm redexing :P~~

edit: has there been a Jack/denizen origins story arc?

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:28, archived)

Nope.

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:33, archived)

.............is it a possiblilty though?

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:36, archived)

Maaaybe.

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:52, archived)

*glees* :D

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:55, archived)

Maybe we just hit a SA paradox

and we will keep looping through the last ~420 comics?

Excellent stuff as ever Mr JollyJack

(

Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:57, archived)

It's a redex with tits!

Presumably

(

The Neville What what what, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:29, archived)

Hahahahahaha

(

Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:29, archived)

hahaha

*YIFF-EX*

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:29, archived)

Ha ha!

(

Smallbrainfield, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:31, archived)

Stained your fur?

Indefined mottled mass?

Now it's a THING OF THE PAST!

With new YIFF-EX™ your fur will be as soft as a new born fawn, and you won't be able to keep your paws off it, or anyone elses!

but not to worry, you can use YIFF-EX™ as many times as you need to with only limited toxic effect.

Available in Small, Medium and Osakan Olympic Bukkake Team size; always ready for when you find yourself to be just one big dripping clot.

(

discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:40, archived)

Yifflympics?

Dear lord. I hope Sebastian Coe doesn't bid for that one.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:41, archived)

he'll put his hand in it, you can be certain

(

discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:50, archived)

And a big bushy tail

with a pert, red-exy arse.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:30, archived)

hahahaa

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:31, archived)

*sighs*

(

TheOther, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:29, archived)

redex?

FIXITFIXITFIXIT!!!

EDIT: YAAAAAAY!!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:30, archived)

yays!

here we are back at the start

(

Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:31, archived)

It's like that bit out of

Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure where the telephone box and all that

(

The Neville What what what, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:32, archived)

RETROCONTINUITY FTW!

(

NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:32, archived)

YES!

Back Story Complete?

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:32, archived)

More or less :)

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:33, archived)

Now all that needs wrapping up is that panel where Art and Pip buried that body in college. Is that linked to Vanity Thorn?

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:34, archived)

Thought so!

www.collectedcurios.com/SA_0041_small.jpg

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:34, archived)

Woo, Neked Squirrel bum

Jollyjack in:
the posts on collected curios before B3ta mystery.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:32, archived)

hahaha!!

pips pervy dolls!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:32, archived)

*shows love*

Woo!

(

XLVII .uk, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:35, archived)

that's not love

that's your bits, that is.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:38, archived)

Oh shit!

Am I broadcasting to 'all'

*turns off*

(

XLVII .uk, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:39, archived)

too late!

i've seen it, i can't un-see it!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:43, archived)

awsome

always

(

Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 16:44, archived)

MUGTREES: NOT FOR MUGS.

MUG.
MUGGER.
MUGGIEST.
...UH.. MUG.

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:25, archived)

*glees*

(

Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:26, archived)

haha!!

nice!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:27, archived)

hahahaha!

always tilt your mug tree mugs to check for hidden spiders, kids!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:27, archived)

He's not gonna fall, hes a dick

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:28, archived)

go on, SMASH DAMMIT!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:28, archived)

you called?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:31, archived)

MUGGA MUGGA MUGGA MUGGA MUGGA MUGGA

Yay!

(

Smallbrainfield, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:29, archived)

Hahaha

YES!!

(

XLVII .uk, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:32, archived)

I like mugs.

Here's a photo of me and a mug.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:33, archived)

Me and a mug you say?

Oh well, if you insist.

(

Joliet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:37, archived)

See how much we both are enjoying our mugs?

Though would we love them so much if they weren't the deliverers of tea into our mouths? No. No we wouldn't.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:40, archived)

Damn straight.

(

Joliet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:44, archived)

anything that delivers tea straight to your mouth

is instawin.
i need to make a cuppa now.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:48, archived)

Ace

(

fannycradock, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:33, archived)

HaHaHaHaHa!

Genius!

(

LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:55, archived)

and off he goes . . .

(

TheOther, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:11, archived)

He's been at the chilli plant again

woo!

(

Joliet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:12, archived)

*urp*

(

HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:19, archived)

Nuclear Tuba

Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaarp

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:21, archived)

Hahaha

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:27, archived)

...

Loosely related

in a no comments sort of way :(

b3ta.com/board/8712863

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:27, archived)

hot dog

jumping...errr....dog...

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:13, archived)

Frog.

Albuquerque.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:14, archived)

haaaave aaaa cookie!

(

Joliet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:16, archived)

*nyum nyum*

*nyum nyum*

*sips tea*

(

wheelybird mreee!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:18, archived)

ta da

(

@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:47, archived)

alaska

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:18, archived)

Jamaica?

(

Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:20, archived)

In Dorset?

(

wheelybird mreee!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:23, archived)

Wrexham?

(

Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:23, archived)

wrexham? damn near killed 'em!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:26, archived)

To the moon!

Oh, wait.

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:13, archived)

hahaha!!

go wonder dog go!!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:14, archived)

that's not a Space Dog, it's actually an Intercontinental Ballistic Canine!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:16, archived)

To infinity and....... oh, where's the go button?

Woo!

(

XLVII .uk, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:18, archived)

You've still got the hand-brake on!

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:19, archived)

Blimeh!

und woo!

(Azzek!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:19, archived)

I'll get the entire series one day

CFB

(K, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:03, archived)

neato!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:03, archived)

looks great

but why!!

(

Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:04, archived)

HARON?

I don't get it

woo!

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:04, archived)

waiter, there's a ford in my drink!

what, no chris de iceburgh?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:07, archived)

could be worse, you could get a Vanilla Ice Cube

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:11, archived)

bleurgh.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:13, archived)

SHIT WHOOPI BETTER GET A PLUMBER IN

(__, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:58, archived)

pfff

that film is one of my guilty pleasures

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:00, archived)

THat's not a guilty pleasure

Most people have guiltier pleasures than that in their wank material.

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:03, archived)

you mean

like labyrinth?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:05, archived)

Hahahahahahahahaha

could be worse.....could be E.T.

(

Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:06, archived)

E.T, you're so BIG!

a/c

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:09, archived)

Grey tights.

oh yeaaaah.

(

fannycradock, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:07, archived)

that bit where he shakes hoggle off his leg

and his bits go "wobble"...

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:08, archived)

Never before, nor since, have I longed so hard

to be a gusset.

(

fannycradock, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:10, archived)

me neither

when they were in the bubble and he had that blue jacket on, i hated that girl sooo much.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:12, archived)

Don't get the reference I'm afraid

/is not in the know

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:42, archived)

oh good lord....

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:03, archived)

sheeet

i wouldnt like to see the guys head that did that damage

(

Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:03, archived)

S"PAN"GGG

Deary me.

(Cloudane, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:05, archived)

that's a bowl, not a cintern

and it's not cracked, it's smashed.

FAIL

(Dangermouse., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:22, archived)

Spelunkers

Visit terrible blog here for bigger version and other stuff.

(

Smallbrainfield, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:51, archived)

In caves

bats can be used as a natural source of the gel.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:52, archived)

HA HA HA HA

*sperm lunks*

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:53, archived)

oh good lord..... hahahahahahahhaahahahah!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:53, archived)

*choke* *cough* *splutter*

Genuine coffee-choked office lol

Hahahahahahahahahaha

(

Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:53, archived)

hahahaha

I love you

(

The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:54, archived)

*climbs back onto seat*

*shakily clicks*
EXCELLLLLLLENT!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:55, archived)

hahaha

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:56, archived)

"Spelunking"

I never knew that word existed before!

(

Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:56, archived)

Hahaha

I only hope he had some emergency gel on him. Woo

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:56, archived)

Heheh

nutter

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:56, archived)

Hahaha

Her face

(Cloudane, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:57, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahha!

that certainly wasn't what i was expecting!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:58, archived)

True story?

:OD

(

Joliet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:00, archived)

Hello!

How's the mug?

(

wheelybird mreee!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:01, archived)

Still going strong

Still got it's pic on it. The mother-in-law was very amused by it, being a fellow-teaholic.

(

Joliet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:11, archived)

Top blasts!

That's good news indeed.

I think I shall have to expand my range of wonderful mugs.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:13, archived)

and t-shirts!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:17, archived)

^this

I have ordered the "Get your own fucking tea" mug...just waiting for it to be delivered :)

(

Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:19, archived)

Hoorays!

(

wheelybird mreee!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:23, archived)

Hurrah!

I have a "Warning: Only for the Consumption of Tea" mug in pride of place in my kitchen and a "Think inside the Box" Tshirt.

I look forward to more wonderful things.

(Gareth, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:40, archived)

Hahahahahaha

*Innappropriate lol*

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:01, archived)

ha!

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:02, archived)

hahahahaha

supoib

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:04, archived)

haha

oh dear

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:05, archived)

Ha ha ha.

Bet she used THE GEL.

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:12, archived)

Arf!

I hope he used it.

(

XLVII .uk, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:17, archived)

that's fabulous cartoonmanship there

(

spacefish bong!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:19, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH WHAT

*clicks furiously*

(

ClanSoul, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:42, archived)

he's pulled a big 'un :)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:41, archived)

*fears*

(

Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:43, archived)

what a whopper!

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:43, archived)

breadfruit?

they like them big over there.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:43, archived)

Jackfruit :)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:44, archived)

JollyJackfruit

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:45, archived)

No,

that'd be something furry. Like a coconut.

Or a peach.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:46, archived)

PEACH WITH TITS

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:48, archived)

JJ's got tits?

No wonder he's so obsessed.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:49, archived)

It's how he imagines himself

with lady tits and a squirrel tail and a dog's arse and 7 chaffinch ears and one very long giant ant eater's tongue which is too long to be anything other than for show and which just lollops out of the side of his mouth and drags along the floor while he walks...

then he imagines himself being sexed by square faced manly cat.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:51, archived)

Deary me.

He's got quite an imagination. Yet he's failed to imagine himself up a badger's penis or similar.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:54, archived)

no one could imagine a badger's penis

it's completely impossible to do... that's the moral at the end of The Wind In The Willows

"COME ON TOAD, IMAGINE MY PENIS"
"oh Badger - I can't I can't ... toot toot"

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:55, archived)

That imbecile Toad.

I'm sure that it's implied that Ratty was quite able to imagine Badger's penis very early on in the book.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:03, archived)

indeed.

during the picnic scene, his reference to "potted meat" was a blatant clue.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:06, archived)

ah, right.

i'm not as "with it" as i thought i was when it comes to fruit recognition.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:46, archived)

hello jack(fruit)

(

inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:43, archived)

They look so happy together :)

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:43, archived)

I just dont trust fruit that stare back at me....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:45, archived)

Ha, ha, ha

Goodness me. Woo.

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Mod Edit, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:46, archived)

Happy b3ta birthday!

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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:48, archived)

Thank you Madam.

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Mod Edit, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:49, archived)

HIPPY BATHDAY!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:48, archived)

Mercury buckets.

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Mod Edit, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:49, archived)

alright

*drinks*
*lives forever*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:52, archived)

Awesome!

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XLVII .uk, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:46, archived)

AARRGGHH!!!

Kill them with hammers!!!

WOO

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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:46, archived)

quick and shit

/relurk

Sorry for the redex anyways, knew as soon as it didnt work the first time i'd be swiftly board nazi'd :(

(Plog, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:36, archived)

and redxing

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:37, archived)

yeah :\

I dunno whats wrong sec :(

(Plog, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:38, archived)

- quick, -and

try again.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:38, archived)

I just *know* it's worth waiting for....

www.b3tards.com

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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:39, archived)

*We have developed a technical fault; here is some music whilst you wait for normal transmission to be resumed*

#dooo doo do dooooo doo doooo dooooo do do do dooooo!#

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:40, archived)

"imagines a lady throwing a pot"

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:41, archived)

Naughty lady, I hope she paid for it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:41, archived)

I'll do this here then

Which bad guy should batman be duffing up next?

Voting ends at 2pm

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:41, archived)

Harley Quinn, sexily.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:41, archived)

no, I can never do her justice

but then, neither can many people except Bruce Timm

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:43, archived)

Try anyway, my lovely little Toasty Trooper.

Try for Captain Mummy.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:44, archived)

no, shan't!

(or at least not until I can spend more than 4 mintes on her)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:45, archived)

Okidoki

I think you should do a Toasty Quinn at some point though, I'd love it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:47, archived)

dammit, i've already clicked Riddler,

~~I wish to change my vote to 'Quinn, please Mr Toast~~

edit: infact, all the villains sitting around playing poker or something, moaning about batman and his silly girl-tights

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:43, archived)

^This

Or catwoman or poison ivy or ALL THREE.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:43, archived)

Helen Mirren, confusingly.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:46, archived)

Helen Mirren, DEXTROUSLY.

*makes naughty face*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:47, archived)

Helen Mirren, FASTIDIOUSLY

*makes sex face*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:49, archived)

I know I won't

but I hope I look that good when I'm her age.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:51, archived)

try never doing a real days work in your life

and living mostly on roasted swan baby... wait - that's the real Queen.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:54, archived)

Has he done Sandman yet?

...i mean Scarecrow...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:42, archived)

The mad hatter

or Captain Stingaree

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:42, archived)

bane!

bane bane!
or Superman á la Miller/Dark Knight.

pleasethankyoumrtoast

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:43, archived)

All polls should have a "Don't know" option

for completeness.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:43, archived)

Michael Palin.

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:43, archived)

Doctor Octopus

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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:44, archived)

barney.

i want to see that purple fuck die.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:44, archived)

The Clock King

(__, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:47, archived)

Other

Gary glitter

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:47, archived)

hahaha

THIS! Gary Glitter has been injected with a drug that gives him super-human strength by an international league of peados..

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:06, archived)

Other

Bane. And he should cripple Batman, as he did in Knightfall.

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masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:57, archived)

Other

needs to slap the snot out of Freebase

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:22, archived)

Boris Johnson

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:23, archived)

Isn't she called Cherie Booth? Or Blair-Booth?

I don't think her surname is Blair.
Which would make this whole endeavour pointless.

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:44, archived)

she is? :o

Ive no idea :P

(Plog, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:46, archived)

actually

i think she's called "that monolith-toothed cunt."

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:49, archived)

That rings a bell

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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:53, archived)

then bites it off :)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:59, archived)

shirley bindun?!

(webmeister is ready for the pub, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:35, archived)

can someone give me the link to the mini poll

I need to mini poll!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:36, archived)

Frankly

we'd rather not watch you mini polling. It's a dirty habit.

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:38, archived)

Humm sorry I thought I'd clicked it on /links at some point

but can't seem to find it.

You could try a show of hands:

\o. Yes
.o. No

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:38, archived)

s'ok, found it

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:39, archived)

erm... ok

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:39, archived)

*rubs thighs whilst crying with shame*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:40, archived)

hahahaha

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:40, archived)

hahahah!

that desereve s mini-spang

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:41, archived)

Nicely shooped!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:38, archived)

yay

please allow me to repost this from last night

as it was late and the poor wee fella didn't see much action

thanks!

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:42, archived)

nice work

well worth a repost

(webmeister is ready for the pub, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:46, archived)

thank you kind webmeister!

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:48, archived)

and this

special prizes* for guessing the original film

*no actual prizes will be awarded

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:46, archived)

Lolita?

also, great source usage. :)

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:47, archived)

Dr Phibes!

The Abominable Dr Phibes.

As you can see from a google image search, I hardly had to change a thing :)

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:50, archived)

more CDC

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ToppShoppy

*clickety clicky*

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Ninj, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:50, archived)

*doesn't pass go*

(Cloudane, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:32, archived)

*SPANGOPOLY*

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:33, archived)

Totally not related, really

but I made a quill last night from a parrot feather that I got when I went to my mate's farm. It works, too.

Edit: just got it. :D that's good.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:33, archived)

I did that when I was a kid

with a peacock feather.

I wrote with it in school, and looked like a nob.

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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:34, archived)

I wrote with mine last night

and looked like an Elizabethan she-pimp.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:35, archived)

That's quite an image

I think it's a look that works better with age.

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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:37, archived)

I think it only worked for me

I have odd taste when it comes to things I think I look good in/doing.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:39, archived)

That's a good thing- better than trying to impress others.

I just think fat dykey 12 year old loner is not the best base for the debauched Elizabethan look.

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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:41, archived)

Hang on, were you me when you were little?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:43, archived)

mindpiss!

most probably.

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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:45, archived)

you mean you're not?

i'm not wasting my fancy beads and baubles, then.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:37, archived)

I'm a pimp of the highest standards

I just change my time a lot.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:39, archived)

ah, good.

do you take luncheon vouchers?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:40, archived)

Do they buy me luncheon?

if so- soitenly.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:43, archived)

they do indeed.

at keeler's fancy eatery in deepest soho.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:45, archived)

Cool

When you write, does it repeat what people say? Would make it a pretty nifty dictation tool :)

(Cloudane, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:45, archived)

prepare to be SPANGED!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:35, archived)

Hahaha

*SPANG!*

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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:38, archived)

african grey?

what, is a norwegian blue not good enough for you?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:39, archived)

Too right

The norwegian blue was spanged to death...

(Cloudane, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:44, archived)

is it pushing up the daisies?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:48, archived)

It's in ur car lot

Pining for the Fords.

(Cloudane, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:53, archived)

*nails feet to perch*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:01, archived)

HAhaha

*checks fp*

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XLVII .uk, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:47, archived)

er...

Edit: Thank you all :)

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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:31, archived)

hahaha woo yay

we need to install these in maternity wards up and down the country

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:32, archived)

hehe

nicely!

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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:32, archived)

that's excellent, hahahahahahahha!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:33, archived)

HAHAH

I get it :D

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:34, archived)

The hummus is strong in this one...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:36, archived)

i would love to see this done

just to see how many women found it funny.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:38, archived)

pfft

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:39, archived)

This is ace!

but I'm afraid it's nubnid!

Have a woo and a yay anyway though!!

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XLVII .uk, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:45, archived)

Well spin my nipple nuts and send me to Alaska...

there I was thinking I was being original :)

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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:48, archived)

scramble my diodes and call me george :)

kryten ftw!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:51, archived)

I'm fine

thank you Susan!

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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:52, archived)

ah, that's better.

maybe now we can WIN SELF-DETERMINATION FOR THE SOUTH MOLDAVIAN PEOPLE!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:56, archived)

Just found it!

b3ta.com/board/7623446

I thought mine was original too. too many clever people with photoshop!!

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XLVII .uk, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:53, archived)

Hahahahaa

good thread...

oh well....back to the drawing board :)

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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:55, archived)

(1.618..., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:17, archived)

Hahahahahah! that one picture is funnier than the whole movie

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:18, archived)

thats not hard to achieve

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:19, archived)

so true

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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:19, archived)

eww

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:24, archived)

I had a dream last night

that I was listening to Homer Simpson sing a Doors song that doesn't exist.

I still have the words in my head...

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setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:53, archived)

Sorry.

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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:15, archived)

the 2nd frame is too brown

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:17, archived)

Lacist!

(Virulent, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:18, archived)

racist

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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:18, archived)

mindpiss!

Get outta my head!

(Virulent, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:18, archived)

No.

It's nice in here.

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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:19, archived)

micto in the

~~3rd~~ 4th?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:19, archived)

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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:21, archived)

Random comment for frame based posts.

A while back there was a post in which someone commented on a passing resemblance of a character in the ~~third~~ fourth frame, to b3tan mictoboy (where is he these days anyhow? Hardly ever see him).

As often happens, the comment 'mictoboy in the ~~third~~ fourth frame?' shifted into common parlance for a while in any frame-based post. Felt like rolling it out in response to the too brown comment.

Pretty random I know, but this is b3ta we're talking about here...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:27, archived)

Thanks for that

now I can join in and feel special

*dribbles*

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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:30, archived)

I stand corrected - it's the fourth frame.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:33, archived)

micto still turns up occasionally.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:31, archived)

...in the 4th frame

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:34, archived)

do you like the font

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:23, archived)

I like Helvetica

It is sans serif.

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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:27, archived)

i like serif fonts

the only sans serif one that's worth using is comic sans

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:30, archived)

Game over, man.

GAME OVER.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:31, archived)

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:17, archived)

ey mon!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:23, archived)

But, perhaps, say nothing of value...

(UncleMikey A wholly owned subsidiary of HSBC, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:13, archived)

and talk.....and talk........and talk......

heheh

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:16, archived)

ha like it

but MDMA would have made more sense.

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NeeNoo, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:17, archived)

I never make sense

when MDMA is involved

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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:21, archived)

No, no, not cocaine.

Raisins.

(SlamDunc loves orange soda..., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:04, archived)

hahaa!

nice

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spacefish bong!, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:18, archived)

Click for biggegereer.

I was very happy with the colours on this one.

And here's Sir Guile D'Gerb's 'Adventure at the Henge' from the beginning, in case you're interested.

Clicking causes Uganda to implode! (But probably not.)

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:12, archived)

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