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# Yippie ki ya....


I know I moan about the coverage of the US election in the UK but I had to get this out of my head.... Click for fecking HUGE (I think I need a bit more practice on optimisation)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:04, archived)
# you could try scanlines . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:06, archived)
# is there an automated way of doing that?- I'm stuck using fireworks CS3
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:07, archived)
# yes
make a frame with scanlines

at put it at the top

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:10, archived)
# you know what, being the idiot that I am, I was looking for it as an option in optimisation....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:11, archived)
#
www.maagraphics.com/tutorials/horizontal-line-effect-in-fireworks.htm
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:13, archived)
# Enlarging often looks better than scanlines
Scale image smaller then HTMLcode it larger
Add width="308" inside the coding of your image above and see

www.b3ta.com/board/6654622
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:19, archived)
# ah, cheers, tried it!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:29, archived)
# dunno, I only ever did one
I only ever did oneand had to draw black lines in paint on EVERY frame!

here


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:12, archived)
# that's damn excellent!
this was about 80 something frames... no way I'm going back and maunally adding SLs to it :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:30, archived)
# That's very well done...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:06, archived)
# Nicely nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:08, archived)
# REPUBLICAN PROPOGANDA
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:08, archived)
# Haha top stuff!
Although he does seem very happy about falling to his death
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Bloody Republicans
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:25, archived)
# Its a bit late for the compo, but meh
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:04, archived)
# I could have done without seeing a still.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:05, archived)
# Pretend its yummy mashed potato
I havent seen the whole video - i carefully did a google image search (safesearch ON) to get that pic. As if im gonna watch the video and screencap the nasty bits.... Cuh!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:07, archived)
# *takes off*
*nukes from orbit*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:06, archived)
# It's the only way to be sure
*Grabs mind bleach and takes a mighty swig*
(UncleChuckles "Cthulhu fhtagn", Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:31, archived)
# i thought they mostly posted at night...
...mostly...

*pinches mindbleach*
*finishes bottle*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:37, archived)
# I love chocolate ice-cream :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:08, archived)
#
HOW DO I GET OUT OF THIS CHICKENSHUT OUTFIT?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:09, archived)
# With the zip at the back
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:11, archived)
# *eases down*
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Never give an owl coffee.....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:47, archived)
# This is lovely.
Has b3ta ever had a limerick/image challenge? T'would be good...

Edit: A one legged table? What is this madness?
Edit: Ah, it's a bird table, isn't it...?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:49, archived)
# I remember DTH used to use BT2008 to Limerickise...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:51, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7771849
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:52, archived)
# as did I, at one point
all hail me having a desk job with internet again. Hello dayshift, I've missed you all....
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:53, archived)
# *manhugs*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:56, archived)
# When Gerry drove down the M1
to hear a jazz band and have fun
he left it too late
and arrived at the gate
just as they announced the last one

Badum! Wotcha!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:03, archived)
# there once was a young man from gosham
who took out his bollocks to wash 'em
his wife said jack,
if you don't put 'em back,
i'll stand on the fuckers and squash 'em
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:05, archived)
# The was a young lady from phuket
who didn't rhyme
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:11, archived)
# pfffheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:16, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=k35dUj5kG90&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:06, archived)
# hail horrid!

*ruffles hair*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:21, archived)
# They are just getting postmodernism in Dundee
Tables = 1 leg
birdtables = 4 legs

it's madness.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:56, archived)
# Hey, old man! Leave them owls alone!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:49, archived)
# *resists urge to post jolietea*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:51, archived)
# Go for it, I don't mind
*is proud she's been shopped at all* :OD
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:52, archived)
# think i've lost it...
the image that is...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:57, archived)
# Thats pretty much
everything my office lives for! thats gonna be the new poster methinks!
(Anarchy Duck, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:52, archived)
# :OD
Makes me wish I had a "click for bigger" version
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:53, archived)
# yeah
but its quality over quantity!
Might get a monkey in and attempt to recreate a "live" version!
(Anarchy Duck, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:55, archived)
# oh
except it'd be chocolate Hobnobs, obviously.
(Anarchy Duck, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:53, archived)
# Oh it's twoo, it's twoo!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:50, archived)
# you teutonic twat
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:58, archived)
# *giggles*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:58, archived)
# 15's my limit on schnitzengruben
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:59, archived)
# *glomps*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:00, archived)
# heheh
i recognise mel brooks' work ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:01, archived)
# Ahhh lovely
Lookee Dundee Cayke ! Om nyom nyom nyom !
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:50, archived)
# Best non marzipan use of almondsever!
fact
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:50, archived)
# agreed !
mmm almondy goodness,,,,
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:53, archived)
# BItZY!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:51, archived)
# Freebs !
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:52, archived)
# *hugzbak*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:57, archived)
# Silly man of Dundee
Tea will burn the owls tongues and they don't know good cayke when they see it.
WOo!

Edit: Damn, I must do some work!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:51, archived)
# that is all kinds of loveliness!
plus: "Mmmmmmmmmmmmm, cake!"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:51, archived)
# Dundee does not rhyme with Dundee
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:54, archived)
# it does rhyme with undie though
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:55, archived)
# It does
LOOK WHAT I FOUND IN MY NEWSPAPER THIS MORNING - GLITTER CLOGS ROFLLOLOLOLOLOL

(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:57, archived)
# pro pedo???
I'm surprised they didn't get product endorsement by you-know-who...
(alloydog, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:59, archived)
# Who?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:59, archived)
# Lord Voldemort, duh.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:01, archived)
# That is all WRONG

/edit: wait, Germans call them clogs too? Why wasn't I informed?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:24, archived)
# Hello lovely!
For you : ICECOCK

www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/special_events/green_week/article1677491.ece

Yes I know 'urg the sun' etc, my agent sent me this.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:56, archived)
# Hello! Aye, saw it me lovely :)
I felt dirty after visiting that site
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:58, archived)
# Ahh, nuts (pun intended)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:00, archived)
# "could this be the end"
*slaps thigh*

oh my
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:58, archived)
# oh hO!
/Tarbuck
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:59, archived)
# *snaps undies*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:00, archived)
# *squeals*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:00, archived)
# :D bless
Sometimes the Sun can be quite endearing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:00, archived)
# did ur agent read about it in the sun
or here

:)

edit: also the sun but meh, my head's done in, no sense from me today, none damn it :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:01, archived)
# The Sun, I think
Don't think she even knows about b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:02, archived)
# what! unpossible!
she should :D

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:08, archived)
# nice teapot
seriously
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:57, archived)
# Nice one Chutney!
As always!

Ningles all!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:58, archived)
# Ningles back at'cha
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:59, archived)
# i love you hard for this
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:58, archived)
# dosnt deserve its own thread so ill pop this here
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:00, archived)
# i like this!
woo! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:01, archived)
# Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:09, archived)
# i fully endorse this thread
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:03, archived)
# braw! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:10, archived)
# LITTLE OWLS YAY
*cuddlin em*
*drink tea*
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:26, archived)
[challenge entry] tyctmi
While travelling through Chinatown, Thom's Monorail crashes, destroying
many Buildings. Thom flees and a price is put on his head by local Triads.
He finds sanctuary in a hollowed tree stump, possibly in Wales.


Click for bigger (98KB)
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:47, archived)
# Monorails are held up by magic!
That.... there are no words.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:50, archived)
# I wish people would stop photoshopping me
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:51, archived)
# ..


(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:21, archived)
# Hahahaha
*click*
*prints off*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:22, archived)
# footy jokes are wasted here....
www.ilovehorses.com
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:24, archived)
# I know that from experience

I wanted horses!!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:26, archived)
#
www.ilovehorses.com
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:29, archived)
# I have that on my hard drive.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:32, archived)
# it's just you and me here mate....
shall we just forget I ever mentioned the f word and get back to b3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:34, archived)
# It's almost like we've linked to your thread isn't it!
*forgets*

Someone else can post now!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:38, archived)
# It's ok
I'm HERE!

I can post if you like?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:41, archived)
# Yay!
Post!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:45, archived)
# no
there is no going back to b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:39, archived)
# Metal Drummer Volume #1 is all you need to start recording your guitar tracks.

I don't get it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:41, archived)
# Lol! Football
I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:37, archived)
# Yay!
www.deagostini.co.uk/ifuckinglovehorses/
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:39, archived)
# I fucking love horses, me
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:40, archived)
# I love fucking horses
but there you go...
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:44, archived)
# I don't know the first thing about hockey

morning freebs!
morning the board!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:40, archived)
# maybe it's a star wars reference?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:41, archived)
# Morning medi!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:45, archived)
# What is this...
...a soccer joke or something?
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:43, archived)
# hhahahahah, epic edit :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:50, archived)
# Hahaha!
Football's gone kitty...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:50, archived)
# Yay !
Hav my largerz now ? Plees yes plees ?

'Ello darlin !
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:51, archived)
# Haha
I hasn't changed on my print out yet.
How strange.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:53, archived)
[challenge entry] ....



*tries to get Prince's lawyers to complain about a Thom Yorke compo*
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:06, archived)
# *boke*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:06, archived)
# *web sheriffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:11, archived)
# *rusty sherrifs*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:19, archived)
# it's redexed for me.
i don't think work likes it.
=(
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:14, archived)
# it's cos you're a wee jobby
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:20, archived)
# shaddup you great haggis shagger!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:26, archived)
# Jealous
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:27, archived)
# Hahahaha
I would love this one to erupt too, by any means.

b3ta.com/board/8734729
;)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:14, archived)
# Maybe I'll set it to a prince track and stick it on youtube
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:18, archived)
# Ha!
Top work!
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:28, archived)
# :D
ta!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:40, archived)
# hahahah...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:16, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:19, archived)
# 'ning all

Friiiiiiiday!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:00, archived)
# 'ningles!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:01, archived)
# This made me laugh
Hating west ham as I do and considering they've just got our future manager.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:01, archived)
# hehehe
will they have 'Space To Let' on their shirts tomorrow?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:08, archived)
# Haha
The cnuts!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:14, archived)
# oops
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:02, archived)
# That's probably brilliant . . .
but I have no clue at all


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:02, archived)
# *stands in this corner*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:03, archived)
# *joins in*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:03, archived)
# *stalks*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:05, archived)
# *whips with restraining order*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:05, archived)
# corr gettin' crowded over here
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:06, archived)
# not that crowded yet
where'S HALIBUT? I've a bone to pick with him....
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:07, archived)
# I was talking to him down there V V V
So he's about
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:09, archived)
# OUCH!
paper cut!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:10, archived)
# Oops, did I not roll it up first?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:12, archived)
# no you flippin' didnae!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:13, archived)
# ya scottish girl!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:14, archived)
# shut up ya wee jobby
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:19, archived)
# Mmmm, accent *drools*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:26, archived)
#
Some hae meat and canna eat,
And some wad eat that want it;
But we hae meat, and we can eat,
Sae let the Lord be thankit.
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:29, archived)
# *passes out*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:31, archived)
# don't you mean "fillet"? :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:09, archived)
# YES
I've been suckered into Two bloody ILH in Two days!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:10, archived)
# It's all kharma man
For being the only person ever to get me to hear the damned music
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:11, archived)
# hee hee
I did it so well

forgot how now, but that doesn't matter...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:26, archived)
# You just emailed me the sound file
You utter utter arse
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:27, archived)
# hee hee
so I did....
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:34, archived)
# Nyuk nyuk nyuk.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:12, archived)
# wasted industry was a nightmare for that!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:15, archived)
# Only to you horse lover ;)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:25, archived)
# Careful. fish bones are a bugger.
Just ask the queen mum.

Oh wait, you can't she's dead.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:10, archived)
# Totally Topical
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:03, archived)
# Sharp
as a blade.
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:05, archived)
# eie?
I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:09, archived)
# I was about to link to the (main headline) article on the BBC website
that explains this but instead, I think this is a better link for b3ta:
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:15, archived)
# Hahaha
boiiiiing
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:33, archived)
# 'ningles
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:20, archived)
# hahahaha!
if only the inside of his head had that much going on!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:21, archived)
# I think 'The Chicken Song' is playing on loop in there.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:26, archived)
# \o/
love that tune
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:48, archived)
# Ahem!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:53, archived)
# yay!
happy Friday all!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:57, archived)
# Happy Friday Song Tiem!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:57, archived)
# Have you created little trellis's account yet?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:58, archived)
# Yes she has
:)
(Trellis TNG honest as the day is lightly flambéed with brandy, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:59, archived)
# My, you're an extremely articulate youngun aren't you:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:00, archived)
# *gurgles merrily*
(Trellis TNG honest as the day is lightly flambéed with brandy, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:01, archived)
# I think mummy may need changing:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:03, archived)
# You've had your baby?
Mrs. H. and I had a little girl. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:02, archived)
# YAY YOU!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:03, archived)
# Congrats!
When? How big etc?

We had a little girl too :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:03, archived)
# Lucy
7lb8oz, Wed 16th July, 2 weeks overdue.

Doin' very well, with lotsa smiles and happy gurgles.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:06, archived)
# Heh heh :)
Isobel, 8lb 11oz, 1 week overdue
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:08, archived)
# *congrats*
I want to go home for cuddles now :(
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:11, archived)
# Ah, best bit about matty leave :)
Cuddles whenever desired!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:14, archived)
# Everyone's having them!
I'm going to have togo out and grab myself one from the shopping centre.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:04, archived)
# Just make sure you keep the receipt
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:06, archived)
# togo? is that the name of your child snatching Gorrila?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:08, archived)
# What does that have to do with the chicken song?!:P
wooasusual
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:57, archived)
# Lovely!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:57, archived)
# \o/\o/\o/
www.youtube.com/watch?v=58sGfqfxfPk
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:58, archived)
# YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:59, archived)
# PRONS!
*gets fired*
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:39, archived)
# :)
shopped only please..
woo and ning persons.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:22, archived)
# this would cause him to not be able to walk in a straight line
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:23, archived)
# so THAT'S what it is
I thought it was because he was a bumbling oaf
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:25, archived)
# He's rich and pampered and has been lead into many things by the public thinking he's as much a buffoon as the rest of us
just like america with george bush

OH SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:26, archived)
#
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:59, archived)
# hahaha. The Irish shirt does it for me:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:02, archived)
# hahahaha!!
i love that!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:06, archived)
# One of my favourite jokes :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:07, archived)
# LIES!!! Nothings going on in there!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:25, archived)
# 'ning chap
expect this image to be all over the board later:
www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/special_events/green_week/article1677491.ece

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:28, archived)
# do I hear something akin to the Jaws music?
So the ego feeling still happily pampered this morning:P

EDIT: What were you doing 'reading' the Sun?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:30, archived)
# I wasn't
I was just looking at the tits
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:39, archived)
# MRS. TEH HAPPYTOAST!!! MRS. TEH HAPPYTOAST!!!
Chris has been looking at pictures of wimmin's wobblies! Ummmmmmmmmmmm!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:48, archived)
# he's just reaffirming that none compare to hers!
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:50, archived)
# He compares his missus to a band with Trent Reznor in it?
I saw that!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:51, archived)
# =D
i'm losing the ability to write and spell!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:53, archived)
# I'm waiting for a comment to appear on there "That's funny, as my dick looks like an iceberg"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:37, archived)
# *waits for one saying 'That's funny, as theoriginalsteve's dick looks like an iceberg'*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:49, archived)
# I'm checking the page, and that's not on there. Yet.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:51, archived)
# Invasion of the fucking Ice Peni!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:40, archived)
# i bet half the sun readers are blaming the frozen cock on ex-wives and -girlfriends.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:42, archived)
# "Antarctic paedophile immigrants in frozen penis child porn shocker!"
Will be the headline when it turns up on the daily mail site later this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:47, archived)
# Yep, I was right!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1054854/85-000-Frozen-Penis-Picture-Gaff-Outrages-Parents-At-Birmingham-School.html
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:51, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
love the headline
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:52, archived)
#
oh you fecker... It's too early in the morning for that sort of thing....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:55, archived)
# *shuffles feet*
*looks innocent*
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:56, archived)
# GAH!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:58, archived)
# you fucking rotter!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:59, archived)
# *puffs pants*
did it!!


*slinks away in shame*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:48, archived)
# Pffft
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:53, archived)
# ha ha
woo for puff's pants
(I helped save b3ta! miamistu snagglery, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:58, archived)
# Arf.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:26, archived)
# heh. i would have expected to see a hamster's skeleton on a rusty wheel.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:27, archived)
# If he does that at the opening of the 2012 games, I think we can safely say we will have trounced the China opening ceremony
'ningles all!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:29, archived)
# how rare!
there is something in there!!
i just thought it was a wide open space!
'NINGS ALL!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:33, archived)
# 'ning Ives!!
*ruffles hair*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:52, archived)
# *checks hair in mirror*
just right ta!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:55, archived)
# 'ello Ives
whats this I read about you and neurology?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:53, archived)
# i appiled for a job at southampton hospital as a Trainee Clinical Physiologist (Neurophysiology)
and also,
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASEL!!
*long time no see hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:55, archived)
# Cool, well hope you get it
and yea, its been ages. I'm working up in Alton now. Great job but there's a lot of travelling
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:09, archived)
# O_O
nightmare!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:12, archived)
# 'ningles bloke!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:00, archived)
# eeop lad!
hows sunny londinium today?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:02, archived)
# not sunny
but its Friday so I don't give a flying one

How's you?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:07, archived)
# somethings playing merry hell with my hayfever in this place today!
*sneezes*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:13, archived)
# Hahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:38, archived)
# Might as well roll out my favourite...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:45, archived)
# This has to be one of my favourite anims..... The more I watch it, the more I love it :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:48, archived)
# Cheers me dear!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:49, archived)
# its addictive
like badger badger
(resistanceisfutile, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:55, archived)
# great stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:49, archived)
# I have not seen this before
Have a click!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:49, archived)
# There's something about Boris that just makes me smile...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:53, archived)
# Bring out your Borises...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:55, archived)
# Jesus, I've got hundreds...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:05, archived)
# I looked
I'm sure I had one but I can't find the slippery bugger.
These are ace.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:03, archived)
# I still love this.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:16, archived)
# Hehehe
Morning all!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:49, archived)
# hahah
wonderful

Ning All
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:02, archived)
# 'ning Freebs!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:16, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 5:32, archived)
# this must be underwater love.
the way i feel it slipping all over me.

also: snaxeballs sent me another email, with a pic (nsfw) that he made "with the popular computer program photo shop" (his words).

he must be a b3tan.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 5:41, archived)
# Haha
yeah, the end game is neigh, I better write my response e-mail
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 5:54, archived)
# the end game is neigh?
you love horses, don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 5:56, archived)
# LOL
The first letter of a sentence is capitalized, Jerk Face.

(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 6:16, archived)
# whinny whinny oats paddock, stallion barn stable.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 6:19, archived)
# Did you make the file name?
Also, I don't know who that could be. It's not Dekion. It's too coherent to be atomic. It's definately not Dyslexia or Rapitinui. I doubt Gronkpan.

Who could it be?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 6:23, archived)
# atomic is my best guess
I really want it to be DEMAND A CABINET or the Horse is a Alien guy. It has an old school vibe.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 6:24, archived)
# GAR!
IT'S COCKWEASEL!

IT HAS TO BE!
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 6:27, archived)
# haha! i wish it was the horse is a alien guy.
that would be great!

i named it 'snaxesack_achieve', but he'd already named it 'achieve'.

who is demand a cabinet?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 6:31, archived)
# Proto-Dyslexia
One of the most hated and abused b3tans of all time after Syncubus.

Sadly, this is all that's left of her in the searchable archives:

www.b3ta.com/board/2821104
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 6:35, archived)
# i must have missed her/him somehow..
whoever it is, s/he did a good job.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 6:38, archived)
# at what point did syncubus become one of the most hated and abused b3tans of all time?
not denying it, just missed it

edit: i'm quite enjoying your review of Iron Man.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 7:45, archived)
# About the same time as he went to the talk board.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 7:51, archived)
# shame, i always liked him.
i guess i'm no better; i'm pretty mild-mannered, but i always drop out of commenting on the board during the summer, and i rarely have any new pictures to post anymore. i'd feel better if i would even slop something together in MSPaint for shock value, but i can't even be arsed to do that.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 7:57, archived)
# i still like him. i had no idea he was hated.
oh well, we all have enemies. sometimes they define us in a positive way.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:08, archived)
# it's true
though one of the most defining characteristics about him I can remember is that in his b3ta profile, the cursor becomes a cock; not just any cock, but HIS cock




...I always respected him for that.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:10, archived)
# Yeah, I don't think it was completely justified
but then, he did log on to /talk.

I mean, I'd be sad to hear that he'd been electrocuted but if he stuck his dick in the toaster then there's only so much sympathy I can give.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:13, archived)
# was it a toaster? i thought it was a blender.
either way, the man lost a testicle, i can't withhold much sympathy from that. i mean, ouch.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:15, archived)
# you know, i should have noticed that.
i seem to have skipped 'hated' and noted only 'abused' - and didn't take it as 'unfairly abused', more in 'abused like we are all here, in the standard b3tan manner.

h8 is gr8, but only if we direct it toward our common enemy: gronkpan.

edit: OH SHIT.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 7:56, archived)
# Totally.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:05, archived)
# you are so lucky i'm on my other computer
or i'd be posting that animation of you, headless, with a gopher sticking out your arse
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:17, archived)
# It was a parrott.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:18, archived)
# pretty sure it was a mammal of some sort
oh! it was a gerbil! i'm positive
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:19, archived)
# haha. i like a couple of those pics.
i gazzed her/him.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:00, archived)
# what an interesting individual
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:01, archived)
# YOU ARE MY GOD SIR
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:13, archived)
# Ok, any thoughts I had of this guy being real are gone
which is both good and sad.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 7:55, archived)
# yeah, i cried some tears.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 7:57, archived)
# My guess has been the only honest thing is; he's a writer.
Likely trawling for urban vampire/goth story ideas and characterizations.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:00, archived)
# i hope he has the sense to find this place and join in.
i think all the other toronto people abandoned b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:02, archived)
# He 'seems' ready to start in, yes.
Or Toronto.

*points to pretty mountains with sparkling lights out my window*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:08, archived)
# bah.
mountains are over-rated and attract tourists with ugly shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:24, archived)
# Yes, you are correct about that.
But we do let them plummet to their deaths.
Which might make the mountains more attractive for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:31, archived)
# you're right! i'd forgotten about that, and the winter cannibalism.
i think i'll buy a mountain for my own personal use here.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:39, archived)
# can anyone say "frankspencer"?
:-P
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:05, archived)
# no, nobody can.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:40, archived)
# IT'S YOU
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:08, archived)
# it's all of us.
our collective unconsciousness has become independently sentient and now possesses an iq in the quadruple digits (and that is growing exponentially).

thankfully for all other forms of life, a bit of our personalities slipped into the code and SNAXEBALLS, while clearly hyper-intelligent and malevolent, uses his talents to make cdcs in paint.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:16, archived)
# DON'T START IT, GRUNTPAIN!
ANYWAY, IF IT WAS ME YOU WOULD HAVE KNOWN IT WAS ME.

I would have hardly missed the chance to bounce it off you.
Just as you have done so with me in the past.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:22, archived)
# What is a snaxeballs and why does it email you?
'ningles all.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:13, archived)
# SHUT THE FUCK UP
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:18, archived)
# heh. it's hard to explain....
this is snaxeballs.
he's emailing me because i emailed him and sent him some pics that people here made after i posted his ad here for funs.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:21, archived)
# But it says he's looking for a woman.
Is it the one in the photos he's looking for?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:23, archived)
# i browse all the personals - gender is a myth.
i still think he's a b3tan trolling us.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:26, archived)
# I think gender has a mythter as well:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:28, archived)
# are you thaying i lithp?
thacrelige!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:41, archived)
# Clearly
he wants a poodle

and wishes he had more muscles
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:15, archived)
# MUSCLEPOODLE.
i remember those videos.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:22, archived)
# haha
"is this real?" hahah
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:26, archived)
# youtube comments are a guilty pleasure of mine.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:28, archived)
# even tho it often descends into
"AMERICA OMG LIEK TOTTALLY SOME INCOMPREHENSIBLE OPINION"

and "YOU LIEBARRALS ARE ALL FUCKING STUPID COMMIE TERISTS"

why is it, that whenever I hear an american say "liberals" I just KNOW that I'm going to hear a spectacularly retarded fountain of clueless shit :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:36, archived)
# i pretty much restrict myself to commenting on cockweasle's donk video.
though i do mod a lot of comments down here and there because i know it makes people crazy.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:37, archived)
# you'd think with the internet people would have "some" fucking clue about things
instead of just whatever gets pumped out of the tv set

but meh, looks like folks don't do critical thinking anymore

edit: right, I have to escape and do stuff bbl
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:38, archived)
# see you.
i'm off to bed soon.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:49, archived)
# good morning b3ta
I just ate a sandwich

is it sexy tiem yet?

yes, it's early, my brain is confused
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:20, archived)
# was it a sexy sandwich?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:21, archived)
# hell yeah, scrambled egg
SMEARED in tomato sauce (I used too much, it leaked all over)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:24, archived)
# urg... ketchup
HP FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:26, archived)
# it's all the same shit ultimately
brown sauce is tomato sauce with more vigor

I like sainsburys brand 25p tomato sauce & brown sauce
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 4:23, archived)
# that appeals
to my tired eyes, which have now been uselessly forced awake with shreddies and tea.

woo
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 4:42, archived)
# laurie strode into the room and then stabbed cynthia myers.
it was prom night and in the fog she saw burning many fires.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 5:23, archived)
# you people have no cinematic sense.
hmph.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 6:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Rabbit In Your Headlights (Run Thomas Run)

Why oh why did this take so long?
(CancerI Bringer Of Schtool, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 3:52, archived)
# He's not so much running
as stomping a lot. He looks very determined.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 4:30, archived)
# DANCE THE ANGRY DANCE
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 4:38, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 4:52, archived)
# thommie yorke-o.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 5:24, archived)
# I have no idea what's going on here. Or there.
I hardly know what the Bush Doctrine is.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 5:25, archived)
# Humdinger


www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/jamaica.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 2:58, archived)
# right, sleeps
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 2:59, archived)
# Alaska
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 3:18, archived)
# Jakarta
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 5:34, archived)
# sloths + balding smug.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 3:43, archived)
# raipur
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:45, archived)
# thombot
(roulettescars, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 2:13, archived)
# More like bumshot
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 2:19, archived)
# WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 2:26, archived)
# I don't even know any more
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 2:28, archived)
# You've not known fear until you have stared into the cold dead barrel of a flying fleet of standing pianos.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 2:32, archived)
# shot to the bum
and you're to blame.
you give sodomy a bad name.

*guitars*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 2:28, archived)
# shot in the head, and you're to blame
honey, you give guns a bad name
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 2:31, archived)
# Didn't Nirvana do a cover of that?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 2:38, archived)
# blam!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 2:46, archived)
# Give us a tune, Mechanical Man!
tj : Just seen the latest ep of The HappyToast Show (aka The Wrong Door). Anyone notice the Goatsie reference?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 2:19, archived)
# A VERY PRETTY PUSSYCAT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 2:57, archived)
# DOOMBOT WILL END YOU. WHY DO YOU LAUGH AT DOOMBOT?
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:28, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAH
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:29, archived)
# meh, dying of laughter, dying while laughing
roughly the same thing
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:29, archived)
# hehe
it's like...
(Cotmweaselee, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:34, archived)
# pfffttt cockchest!
pfffttt... *click* Hey Bob if you're out there - bring back the bots!
makemearobot.com
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:34, archived)
# O HAI I AM HUGGLEBOT AN I WILL BE UR FREND
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:37, archived)
# DOOMBOT ONLY HAS ONE FRIEND. SPLENDIDBOT.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:40, archived)
# i would draw a FUCK YOU DOOMBOT BOT
but its not worth the effort
*sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:42, archived)
# FAAAAAAAAAAAABULOUS
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 2:20, archived)
# I laugh at doombot
because those aren't real clamps....

They're earwig arses!
(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:39, archived)
# Robots dont do it for me.
I want to see something super fluffy and non-dead after looking at the horrible video down there. I suppose it was my fault - i asked what it was!

That robot has a penis for a chest.


Also, does anyone else think his head reminds you of the PWEI robot logo done by DR?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:40, archived)
# Christ, I haven't followed the youtube link
but given the comments I don't think I will.
Would a Fluffbot help?
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:43, archived)
# Possibly, though ill probably imagine its skin being ripped off and its robotic voice screaming
Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:44, archived)
# :(
Fluffy CooBot?

(I can't do shading)
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:54, archived)
# Aw - its a robo beefs!
Has everyone gone to bed or sompting? Its a bit quiet, and - for a relative newbie - populated with unfamiliar names. Are you all intercontinental dwellers?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 2:01, archived)
# I'm soon to be a bed-dweller
G'night b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 2:29, archived)
# ha ha ha !

doom bots a bit of a prick.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:45, archived)
# But he has some sweet moves.
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:50, archived)
# Hehe
Dance Sucka!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:55, archived)
# JAM, SUCKA
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 2:29, archived)
# *renegades the funk*
hard
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 2:33, archived)
# charlestonbots!
yay!
(for some reason, the word "charlestonbots" was in my autocomplete)
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:59, archived)
# the film this dance is based on
says its the whatusi.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 2:15, archived)
# what about the frug?
DO THE MASHED POTATO!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 2:27, archived)
# it would be doom for us all if somewhere a mad scientist was creating doombots...
...and dressing them up in madonna's old costumes.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 2:09, archived)
# hahahaha
gnight b3tans
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 2:30, archived)
# hahah
this is great
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 5:29, archived)
# Sham WOW

If you haven't seen the advert, you won't appreciate what a piss pump he is.
(Valefar So what?, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:13, archived)
# I haven't seen it yet so RIS.
He already looks annoying though.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:14, archived)
# Don't RIS when you needn't RIS
Here's the horrible thing:
https://www.buyshamwow.com/flare/next?tag=swedy200&OVRAW=sham&OVKEY=shammy&OVMTC=advanced&OVADID=13916199521&OVKWID=144724000021
(Valefar So what?, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:17, archived)
# Ah its American sorry.
Undeserved RIS.

edit: that guy is a rimlicker indeed..."You following me camera guy?"
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:18, archived)
# I think it's Brooklyn.
Maybe even Coney Island. But strong endorsement from toothless caravan trash.
(Valefar So what?, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:21, archived)
# Ah, indeed!
I wonder how he graduated from Three-Card Monty to a classy gig like this.
(Valefar So what?, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:23, archived)
# he's still not Billy Mays
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:21, archived)
# You mean...
BILLY MAYS!!!!!
(Valefar So what?, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:21, archived)
# yeah
that's what i meant



truly and inarguably the American Brian Blessed
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:22, archived)
# so?
he is not, then?
(Cotmweaselee, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:37, archived)
# well, that's a sham
wow
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:28, archived)
# Sham?
He says, "It's made in Germany; and you know the Germans make good stuff." This opens a vast horizon of curious and disturbing imagery.
G'nite all!
(Valefar So what?, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:34, archived)
# I have seen it
I think part of his face is paralyzed and the headset distracts you
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:36, archived)
# You're correct in that half his face seems paralyzed...
...but it's his intrepid sleaziness that's MOST distracting.
(Valefar So what?, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:38, archived)
# I want to smack that little prick
..always barking at me in the morning if I happen to fall asleep with the TV on.

What happened to the trend of mild mannered infomercial hosts with Aussie accents?
(DingoChavez I will be good. I will be good., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 2:10, archived)
# Is that Mr Fritzl?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 2:15, archived)
# CHARLIE SHEEN ENDORSES CHARMIN.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 2:29, archived)
# I do hate the guy
Yes, I do.
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 2:34, archived)
# So, 9/11 today, eh?*
The day when Batman finally reached his destination.



Was looking for a WTC crash photo sequence, but found Pentagon first.

*Still 21:11 in South America.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:11, archived)
# Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:13, archived)
# If its not love then its the bomb that will bring us together.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:14, archived)
# *sneaks this old dross in*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:21, archived)
# *sees your dross and raises you a flap*
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:25, archived)
# F L A P !
happy flappy joy joy

- is it Flap time?
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:28, archived)
# it is can be flap tiems yes
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:30, archived)
# yays!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:33, archived)
# ZanK Frappa...
...never lets me down. A thousand oil wells to you!
(Valefar So what?, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:27, archived)
# i declare
FREE OIL!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:28, archived)
# 11/9.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 2:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh Thom, will you ever cheer up?


'nite all.
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:01, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:03, archived)
# Thats is a very distressing woo.
But I likes it.
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:04, archived)
# Agreed
'nite

*spleeps*
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:07, archived)
# What the jimny?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:07, archived)
#
Did you say something?
My penguin-belly is
squawking too loud.
       /
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:18, archived)
# 'the fuck is that?!?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:15, archived)
# View the whole disturbing video here (WRONGNESS WARNING!)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_hdApaGarI
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:22, archived)
# Looks like a day out to me.
I just held back a bit of sick there. Very sad.
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:24, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:41, archived)
# THAT WAS FUCKING APPALLING
Youtube kept buffering on me.

Y_S
(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ =o.o=, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:28, archived)
# Fuuuuuuuucccckkkkk
i saw the first wee bit of a racccccoooooon getting clobbered, and i thought 'nay'.

Dont know why - i dont wear fur or nuffink - i just dont really wanna see furry fellers getting battered.

That shit made me feel genuinely ill - i went back for a 2nd morbid peek and saw him getting skinned alive!

Wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:30, archived)
# WRONG
WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG

I love watching zommbie etc. films where people/animals get killed/blown up because I know it's not real, but that's several shades of WRONG

edit: I think I'm a wuss, couldnt get even halfway through that video
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:30, archived)
# Yeh sorry about that,
and no you aren't a wuss, its fucking shocking.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:42, archived)
# nah don't be sorry
it was my decision to look, I thought I'd be able to watch it all the way through what with seeing some fucked up shit on the net over the past decade, I mean, I have seen goatse! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:49, archived)
# Hahah
Fair enough, I just couldn't sleep for a while after watching it, so I felt guilty at having passed on such messed a up vid. It definitely makes up my mind about the whole fur trade agenda though.

Goatse FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:52, archived)
# i just don't understand why they don't kill the animals first.
aside from all the other cruelites about their husbandry, that's the one that gets me.
what advantage does it serve?
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:58, archived)
# oh fuck
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:42, archived)
# SHUDDERING FUCK!
That is absolutely. fucking. horrendous!

I simply cannot understand how this can take place. We are all cunts!
(I helped save b3ta! struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 2:01, archived)
# this is one of the worst things I've ever seen
christ, will I ever run out of reasons to hate people...
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 2:32, archived)
# just because it can be done
doesn't always mean it should :/

I can definitely see why the animal rights activists can be so irate over such issues

mmm, I need some fluffy, someone start a fluffy thread - or I will
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 3:18, archived)
# Sarah Pallin is ace at that!
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 6:29, archived)
# ah.
i saw that video when i was younger, mentally scarred me for life. There is no fucking need to keep th animal alive through the whole process
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 7:45, archived)
# I was intending to have a wank...
but not anymore, thanks to you.
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:17, archived)
# hehehe
yessss.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:20, archived)
# I still had one,
the long lashes on the zombie-gull did it for me.
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:22, archived)
# Hahah!
Its actually a Chinese mink with no skin that has been clubbed to insanity for its fur..

Anyway, great olympics wasn't it! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:25, archived)
# you animal rights nuts make me sick.
people need coats ffs.
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:27, archived)
# They skinned it alive.
ALIVE!!!

I really thought it was from a zombie flick. It reminded of the seagull in braindead after Derrick landed on them off a cliff.

edit: bad taste, i knew that
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:29, archived)
# yeah, I know
I can't bear to watch it.
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:30, archived)
# *ahem*
Derrick landed on a seagull in Bad Taste, I should know, my grandad showed me that film when I were younger :)

/annoying correcting movie nerd
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:32, archived)
# It reminded of the seagull in braindead after Derrick landed on them off a cliff.
I think I said that ;-)

bugger, thats what I meant. tsk!!! well corrected :-)
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:33, archived)
# not fair, I'm tired ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:38, archived)
# No seagulls or derek in Brain Dead
It was bad taste, as GP pointed out.

Sorry...
(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ =o.o=, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:39, archived)
# I know,
its late.

peter jackson is in Braindead though

/trying to be cool
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:40, archived)
# No worries.
You ever seen The Frighteners? Fair enough, twitchboy is in it but it's far better than meet the feebs.
(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ =o.o=, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:42, archived)
# Cant say I have.
I really wanted to like meet the feebles. I just didnt quite get it.

I must watch The Frightners. All in all, I must watch more Zombie flicks ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:49, archived)
# me too
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:54, archived)
# yeah, I got it together eventually
just had to work with the mental image
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:25, archived)
# no no no no no no no no
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:25, archived)
# seriously, can you never use that again, and can you have a good think about what you've done
to make fun of an animal being skinned alive is fucking sick.
You really are fucked up in the head to watch that footage then think this will be really funny to use as an animated "woo"

I'm all for footage like that being shown to shock people in to seeing what a bunch of fucking cunts the human race really is and to stop them wearing animal fur for fashion. But you've made fun of it here.
Seriously, why not just use footage of a child being fucked in the arse for your next "Yay" animation?

If you want to draw attention to this video, which while horrific is worth showing, post a link to it describing what it is and let people watch it knowing what it is they are seeing.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 8:03, archived)
# HAHAHAHHA.
this wins the compo.

fair and square.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:05, archived)
# I love you.
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:06, archived)
# we are officially very good friends.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:08, archived)
# That'll do for me.
Now I must go to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:13, archived)
# Why fwap when you can get some pussy?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:18, archived)
# dirty bitch loves it.
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:19, archived)
# I have a mega thom post coming,
but gonna do it tomorrow now. Hopefully it comes out well.

woo pic btw.

Off to bed now.
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:20, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 0:53, archived)
# I LOVE YOU.
LETS DATE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 0:55, archived)
# You big floosy.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 0:56, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 0:57, archived)
# FLOO-
-SY!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 0:57, archived)
# y wont u lobe me
?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 0:58, archived)
# I MIGHT BE THOM YORKE.
I DONT KNOW ANYMORE. THIS MIGHT BE A GOOD ENOUGH REASON BUT I JUST DONT KNOW.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 0:59, archived)
# UR THOM. UR GRATE THOM.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 0:59, archived)
# great job thom.
actually i wasn't that into your latest album. or any of them.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:00, archived)
# I adore In Rainbows.
I've the A1 tour poster looking at me, and the 2LP.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:01, archived)
# :'(
I MIGHT NOT EVEN BE THOM BUT IT STILL HURTS :'(
:'(
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:01, archived)
# sorry.
just not that into it.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:05, archived)
# I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 0:55, archived)
# thom's fruedian fuckdream makes hisself his own lvoer and his childhood heros become him and his own molester by god's will.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 0:56, archived)
# thanks for clearing that up
pfffft, mentalist.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:00, archived)
# Fruithat
?
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:00, archived)
# :DD
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 0:55, archived)
# SEAMSYORKE.
aicmtad.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 0:56, archived)
# "Try stealing my lead roofing now YOU WANKAH!"

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:02, archived)
# Nice texture, gayer,
I'd show you my awesome crafts but I cba. Add me, I use the same username as I do everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:04, archived)
# Yes.....add
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:05, archived)
# >:(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:06, archived)
# WINNAR!!!
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:08, archived)
# He looks rather chubby on the right.
A bit like rab C nesbitt, dare i say...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:16, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/8730974
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:21, archived)
# i like the kermit and carmen miranda...
...but i'm having trouble identifying the third one. john the baptist?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 2:10, archived)
# Sometimes a blood spewing mouth is a just cigar.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 3:10, archived)
# SPEW FOR JESIS.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 3:42, archived)
[challenge entry] ^_^


HTML LOLS
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 0:50, archived)
# WIDTH="100%" EQKWALS
BAD PICKELS.

I LOB YOU
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 0:51, archived)
# DONT LOB ME LOB THOM
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 0:52, archived)
# I LOB U THOM. UR ALBUMS IS REAL GRETA
LOL ADD ME ON MSN SO I CAN DRUNKENLY HARRASS U
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 0:53, archived)
# LOL NO LOL
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 0:58, archived)
# OH OKY HOHOHO
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 0:58, archived)
# i welcome your drunken harrassment
please harrass me
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 2:26, archived)
# Hahaha, are you drunk?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 0:51, archived)
# No.
I have been awake for some time though.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 0:52, archived)
# Go to sleeps then
thats where im going
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 0:53, archived)
# IN A MINUTE IN A MINUTE
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:02, archived)
# tom
what a cuntish comp
(DWC wants to grow up, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 0:51, archived)
# that guy
is fucked

up.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 0:53, archived)
# Shit.
I accidentally drew van gogh with his ear back. Do you think anyone will notice?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 0:56, archived)
# naw man.
its cool.

hey also i was thinking that since where im at all these white trash retards keep getting their ears peirced and all the "cool" "eco" guys keep getting those hole things in there ears that maybe i should try and be cooler then both of them and cut off one of my ears. just to be a badass. and to make an artistic statement or something like that.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 0:58, archived)
# That only works if you eat the ear you cut off.
I imagine it would be like bacon. Waxy ear bacon.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:00, archived)
# i don't like bacon.
what if i give it to someone else to eat?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:10, archived)
# That is also acceptable.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:15, archived)
# WOAH
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 0:55, archived)
# YEAH.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:01, archived)
# ITS NOT THOMAS
IT IS ANTHONY WARREL THOMPSON
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:17, archived)
# hahahaha
here have a badge *pin*
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 2:27, archived)
# yes. yes you are.
yesterday i woke up sucking we are the lemon.
yesterday i woke up sucking we are the lemon.
yesterday i woke up sucking we are the lemon....
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 5:28, archived)
# a wallpaper


linky
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 0:46, archived)
# What have you found there, McDonnalds Clown?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 0:47, archived)
# i was gonna add rain
but i don't know if there is a way to do that effect in photoshop. like a correct way to do rain.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 0:50, archived)
# hmmm
i heard someone around here knows the best way to do rain.

the best way. better than whatever way you could think up i bet.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 0:54, archived)
# Involves layers, opacity and blur
like pretty much every photoshop effect.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 0:54, archived)
# I am very bad at explaining things.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 0:57, archived)
# Emo boy finds portal in distorted snow land?
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 0:51, archived)
# Hello, your wallpaper is too small :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 0:51, archived)
# hello, your screen is too large.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 5:30, archived)
# It brings me memories of Quake 2-era texturing.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 0:55, archived)
# wait
i did a better one. here
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 1:14, archived)

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