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it's my birthday. where are my presents?

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connor, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:13, archived)

*waits for bow tie to spin*

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:15, archived)

Inside the kid.

You have to cut him open to get them, like real life operation.

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:16, archived)

I'm guessing that's connor

a few years ago

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:21, archived)

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:16, archived)

cunningly concealed

inside that child-shaped pinata

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:18, archived)

In the back of the oven...

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:20, archived)

happy birthday!

no presents for you!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:22, archived)

you've already got dumbo ears. what more do you want?

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:31, archived)

a happy birthday

and some vouchers

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connor, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:35, archived)

HAVE A HAPPY BIRTHDAY VOUCHER ON ME, BUDDY

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:43, archived)

i wonder if they accept that at woolworths

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connor, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:45, archived)

you can buy a vacuum cleaner there with it.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:46, archived)

every picture tells a story.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:51, archived)

i had the source hanging around, time to use it.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:04, archived)

weird that you say that

my friend and i were out for a meal tonight and we kept repeating "every picture tells a story..what's yours?" which is used as chat-up line from catterick. the reeves and mortimer comedy.

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connor, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:07, archived)

Not sure I wanna know that story...

naked people + vacuum cleaner = trouble

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:19, archived)

needs more mask...

...:D

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:55, archived)

I'm sure they will if you make a scene

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:47, archived)

HAPPY DAY

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:32, archived)

fhtagn!

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:21, archived)

Merry Birthday!

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:36, archived)

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:04, archived)

ICU...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:48, archived)

happling brithingspore!

One present. I hope you play the guitar.

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:55, archived)

THE GAY GUITAR.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:57, archived)

I love this pick

I wish it existed. I would buy many.

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:02, archived)

make your own!

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:03, archived)

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:57, archived)

I was hoping you'd do that.

OH YEAH

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 3:53, archived)

the chosen one...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:11, archived)

coming to a bank note near you soon..

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connor, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:15, archived)

In the hat

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:22, archived)

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Shlvng, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 3:50, archived)

^_____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________^

PUT ON YOUR HAPPY FACE, B3TA.
FUCKING HAPPY FUCKING FACE, YOU HAPPY CUNTS.

The pen tool appears to be mighty indeed. Need to master it.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:51, archived)

needs more "cut along the dotted lines"

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:52, archived)

YES, BUT ARE YOU HAPPY?

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:53, archived)

YES.

I ARE HAPPY.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:56, archived)

HURRAY!

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:58, archived)

SO HAPPY!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:52, archived)

CRAZY DENTIST GMOS. OHNO.

THIS IS NOT HAPPY. BECOME HAPPY.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:53, archived)

OH FUCK YEAH

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:40, archived)

IT'S SAD GMOS

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:44, archived)

NO I WILL NOT!! I LIKE MY UNHAPPY FACE

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:53, archived)

BOOOOOOO

*READIES THE HAPPY SYRINGE*

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:54, archived)

that's not a syringe, that's your cock!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:56, archived)

And?

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:58, archived)

i suddenly feel the need for cheering up

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:00, archived)

WHY ARE YOU GRINNING SO MUCH THEN?

HUH?

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:02, archived)

i'm crying on the inside

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:03, archived)

URG.

YOU SHOULD SEEK MEDICAL HALP WITH THAT.
MALFORMED TEAR DUCTS CAN BE NASTY BUSINESS.

SO CAN MALFORMED TEARDUCKS, BUT THAT IS ANOTHER STORY.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:05, archived)

i did seek medical help for malformed tear ducts!

have you been reading my medical records? do you work in moorfield's eye hospital?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:09, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH THE DUX THE DUX!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:09, archived)

piss off with your nob end go bum somenone else.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:57, archived)

*PUTS HAPPY SYRINGE AWAY*

WHY SO GLUM, PITTAMAN?

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:59, archived)

*OFFERS JAFFACAKE.*

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:05, archived)

why shouldn't i be?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:09, archived)

Because this exists:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfH3lFr4ZtM&feature=related&fmt=18

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:12, archived)

I was -><- this close to top-posting this wondrous piece of happiness

....with this

Click for bigger (116KB)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:53, archived)

PHWOOOR!

PANCE HAPPINESS ACHIEVED.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:55, archived)

ould

notice there's no w in it

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OneOfSome, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:14, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:55, archived)

actually

that's quite creepy.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:57, archived)

WHAT A HAPPY LITTLE SAUSAGE :)

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:59, archived)

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:56, archived)

HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:00, archived)

Night all!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:59, archived)

MIND CONTROL BLESSED SENDING OUT THE HAPPY RAYS.

\o/

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:00, archived)

:D...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:02, archived)

HAPPY SMUT.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:02, archived)

this does nothing to improve my happy

WHERE'S THE OILY NAKED MEN???

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:04, archived)

OVER THERE>>>>

ON THE INTERNETS.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:06, archived)

0_0

*looks*
NOW I ARE HAPPY!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:08, archived)

*strips*

*covers self in chip fat*

*regrets choice of oil*

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Shlvng, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:24, archived)

happy balloon

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:05, archived)

HAPPY BALLOON IS HAPPY INDEED.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:06, archived)

\o/

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:12, archived)

HEPPY FAEC!

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:05, archived)

RARR! SUPERHAPPY.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:07, archived)

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:05, archived)

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! HAPPY MALFUNCTION. DANGER.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:07, archived)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:08, archived)

this is why charlie manson and marty feldman never reproduced

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:11, archived)

THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 3:49, archived)

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:05, archived)

REMINDS ME OF REN AND STIMPY. THAT MAKES ME HAPPY.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:08, archived)

YES

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:08, archived)

OH WOW

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:10, archived)

HAPPIEST ORANGE DUDE EVER

green dude looks slightly embarrassed

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Shlvng, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:13, archived)

George Guns fucks Swampthing?

Madness! \o/

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:14, archived)

Casually dressed viking dog is always happy when mowing the fucking lawn.

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Shlvng, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:10, archived)

I am filled with wonder.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:12, archived)

I heard you are filled with ClanSoul's semen

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Shlvng, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:19, archived)

I refer you to my previous statement on the matter:

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:27, archived)

This are fabulous nonsense.

I really don't know what it means. This excites me.

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Shlvng, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:35, archived)

Answers and that:

www.b3ta.com/board/8805108
Link comes certified horse-free.

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:10, archived)

HAHA!

The glorious online japery I miss by getting out of the house and doing stuff n things n shit.

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Shlvng, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:26, archived)

CHICKEN AM HAPPY

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:11, archived)

smile for hitler.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:50, archived)

-_-

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:34, archived)

night night!

before you go, i must ask: are those dog jamas 'shopped, or do such atrocities actually exist?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:37, archived)

see below...(i shopped the feet and hat)...

...add one bedroom scene and presto!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:42, archived)

sweet dancing grandma!

whoever designed those pyjamas is a prime candidate for euthanasia

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:44, archived)

Goodnight harlequindog!

Harlequindog vomits at the disco of anarchy

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Shlvng, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:38, archived)

is that the bunker?

not seen that room before, although to be fair i do tend to stay near the kettle and teapot so as to ensure i'm topped up

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:40, archived)

a wise move

so is secretly stashing the chocolate hobnobs until your next bunker visit.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:41, archived)

a-ha...bet you don't have any of these...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:43, archived)

I have never seen the like of it.

There's something confusing and intriguing about it which I like.

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Shlvng, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:45, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:47, archived)

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:21, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:44, archived)

My good friend Len has recently started delivering pizza for extra cash during hard times.

I volunteered to be his co-pilot for a while; I am Lord Satnav, Master of the Glovebox and Taker of Pizza to The Front Door.

I have learned the following facts about human nature :

Very drunk people give huge tips.
Very stoned people put big piles of coins in your hand make you do the work.
People in big posh houses don't tip.
Very fat people make very large orders.
Poor people smell bad.

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Shlvng, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:59, archived)

Also :

All pizza restaurant kitchen workers are illegal immigrants earning less than minimum wage and happily work 13 hour shifts 6 days a week and wear t-shirts with "Pizza Plus" printed on them.

/interesting pizza delivery co-piloting blog

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Shlvng, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 3:13, archived)

Arf!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:39, archived)

awww

doggi jammies

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OneOfSome, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:40, archived)

heres another one of them coloring in thingies

C F B

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OneOfSome, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:20, archived)

COLOUR IT BLUE

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:21, archived)

ARGH NO TOO MANY CHOICES.

LIGHT BLUE OR DARK BLUE?

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:24, archived)

is he being bummed by a large eagle?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:22, archived)

new take on Sisyphus there ...

chained to a rock and ....

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OneOfSome, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:23, archived)

sisyphus wasn't the one getting his liver pecked out

he was the one who had to endlessly push a boulder up a hill.
or was that the rock you were talking about?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:26, archived)

he weren't chained to that rock though

Prometheus was chained to the rock and then feasted on by a bird (I want to say eagle but I think I'm wrong)

He's currently seeking assylum in the Nursery Crimes books starring Mr Jack Spratt and written by Jasper Fforde.

He's also marrying Pandora (no not that one)

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:30, archived)

i think it was a buzzard

i'm a bit rusty when it comes to mythology, although it's a subject i love. i may have to look up this jasper fforde fellow.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:32, archived)

he is good

there's at least two of us on here who like his stuff (Panjandrum is t'other that I know of)

he's got two series of books, The Nextian Adventures

(The Eyre Affair, Lost in a Good Book, The Well of Lost Plots, Something Rotten and First Among Sequels so far, next one out next year)

(Nursery Crimes series: The Big Over-Easy and The Fourth Bear)

all a bit surreal, but fun.

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:37, archived)

they do sound good

i get the new terry pratchett in about a fortnight(birthday prezzie), so nobody will get any sense out of me until i've read it!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:40, archived)

I'll get it for christmas

I always do (although I'm owed a b'day present)

Fforde is not a fan of Pratchett, but at Fforde's first Hay appearance Pratchett tried to get on stage afterwards to speak to him and encourage him to keep writing but the security didn't realise who he was.

Pratchett quote used on the cover of most of the books: "Ingenious -- I'll watch Jasper Fforde nervously"

The new one's not set on discworld (as we know it) is it?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:48, archived)

i think it's set on

one of the brown islands. i won't know till i get it, i don't want to spoil the story.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:49, archived)

aah

fair enough. i read the review in the waterstones mag (i gets it free, it's really not worth the money though) and that seemed to suggest it was off disc.

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:56, archived)

i suppose i'll soon find out

i wasn't overly impressed with making money, tbh. i think the last one i really enjoyed was thud, but night watch kicked arse, too.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:59, archived)

i was more impressed

than i thought i would've been. i was expecting it to be a carbon copy of going postal. i'm still certain he's got the stockpile, and i think he took longer to go public with his alzheimers than is claimed (and fair play to him, why should he tell anyone except his close family before he's ready) but i'd agree that the newer non-watch ones haven't been as good as the newer watch ones. think they've become his favourites

can't believe it's the 25th anniversary this year and all they've done is issue another shite cover for one of the books

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:03, archived)

i missed the convention

at the adelphi a few years ago, i haven't had the chance to go to another. i have met him, though. i love the city watch books, but some of the non-related books have been really good too. monstrous regiment, for one.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:07, archived)

didn't even know that was on

may have been down south though.

right, i'm off to bed, may finish mostly harmless in the next couple of days and pick up where i left off with the Dune series

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:10, archived)

nighty night

i'll let you know what it's like when i get it.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:13, archived)

Prometheus nicked someone's lighter, though, didn't he

Can't stand lighter thieves. Deserves everything he gets.

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owensanity, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:33, archived)

nobody could nick mine without everyone knowing it

i've had the same clipper lighter for over 10 years. i customised it with nail varnish and sparkly things. it's very recognisable.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:35, archived)

What if someone keeps stealing it and replacing it with exact replicas?

You'd never know.

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owensanity, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:36, archived)

they've discontinued the nail varnish i used

they'd have fun trying to match it!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:38, archived)

Sounds like you own the most secure lighter on the planet.

Good job.

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owensanity, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:46, archived)

especially since

it's hidden in the lecky cupboard ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:48, archived)

i thought he

had to do both, push the boulder up the hill and feed the chickens on weekends ... dunno, wasn't there a lot that week

edit: oh, yeah, the other guy

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OneOfSome, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:31, archived)

heheh

just watching rich hall twatting midges with a guitar

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:34, archived)

arf!

WOO to this picture, by the way. It's bluddy aces.

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owensanity, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:24, archived)

MY SUGESTION

Enlarge it

THIS IS BEAUTIFUL AND YOU KNOW THAT.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:34, archived)

hahahah awesomes

i will collect and give to the people who commissioned this ... :)

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OneOfSome, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:38, archived)

Earth......(Unchanged)

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:37, archived)

crikey

i put on my 3d glasses for that

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OneOfSome, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:43, archived)

No need bud....

Just pointin' out that it's the same old same old.....Capitalist West....Communist East.

Peace to you & yours.

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:49, archived)

it sure hurt my eyes too

thanks for the thought though :)

( and peace onto you, too )

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OneOfSome, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:00, archived)

it reminded me of something

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:46, archived)

intriguing

i never saw any of those ... ta

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OneOfSome, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:00, archived)

Listening to dub, hence

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:00, archived)

Jah Mon

Tangy Colours too, mon

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OneOfSome, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:01, archived)

:)...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:00, archived)

my drawngs got no arms !

how does he smell ?
I don't know. Maybe his legs been absorbed by a dog

:)

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OneOfSome, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:03, archived)

you're sooooooooo

gonna to get caught

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:04, archived)

Spang

you gotta laugh

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:04, archived)

That

is a pun and a half

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:06, archived)

heheheh

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:07, archived)

arf!

i could see that punchline coming from waaaaaay over there
*points into the distance*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:08, archived)

hahaha, the final frame makes it

woo!

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:09, archived)

ROFFLE

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:10, archived)

Haha

You mad person, you :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:11, archived)

You

paid for it ;)

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:11, archived)

You deserve it

you lovely fluffy thing :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:14, archived)

Fluffles

edit: Now go comment on my new vid Fish face...

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:16, archived)

Walkers are looking for new flavour ideas.

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Cae1, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:14, archived)

Ace.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:17, archived)

greatest spang EVER!

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:25, archived)

Kezza's anime one might still hold. It has a frypan and pants.

I'll ask him if he thinks it does.
I obviously think mine is, so far. [/:-D
thx.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:31, archived)

i suppose it depends

on how well people know that sketch

although people who don't know that sketch aren't worth talking to (unless they're that female thing i've heard so much about, there's a lot of them don't do the python i hear)

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:35, archived)

It begs the attending line. "That's not funny!" if you do know the sketch, yes.

I at least I hope(d) it does anyway.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:39, archived)

sheep always have strange humour

100% fact

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OneOfSome, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:20, archived)

Funny

Ha ha

(vitaminB, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:39, archived)

Chris Solo never felt comfortable changing in front of the other kids

Sometimes he wondered if his mum and uncle Chewie hadn't been closer than anyone realised.

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owensanity, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 23:56, archived)

Woo!

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:04, archived)

THIS IS HOW AIDS HAPPENED

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:12, archived)

wookie nookie?

hairy, but fun

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:12, archived)

Wookie Nookie looky-booky

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owensanity, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:14, archived)

that would be hair porn, then.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:15, archived)

One for Jolly Jack

yes

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owensanity, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:16, archived)

indeed.

but he's busy for the next fortnight, or so he says, so we won't even be getting any sequential art!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:19, archived)

He does that enough that I made this awhile ago.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:21, archived)

snaxe womens r dedlee

i need my sequential art! it's just getting really good!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:23, archived)

Back story did need to be fleshed out...hehe.

I wonder if the Denizens will get a news flash
on the TV. That could motivate them. They
are very loyal after all.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:26, archived)

they are

but they may attack, just because they're pissed off about the special bulletin interrupting their soap operas

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:28, archived)

True. And he's got a few other deux'ex'machinas in that universe too.

He may not have even decided yet.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:36, archived)

i'm pretty sure

he makes it up as he goes along

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:39, archived)

he can't do

some of the storylines are so involved!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:43, archived)

Douglas Adams did it

although he was in a different league

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:48, archived)

douglas adams was quite the genius

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:51, archived)

He has a goal in mind, but is flexible in methods.

Dropped foreshadowing in places show it. He knows
how to expand or change when a better idea gels.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:53, archived)

i just want more story

i can't wait 2 weeks!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:03, archived)

what, "that one about a fat cartoonist who lives with his furry wank-fantasies"?

www.b3ta.com/board/8794669

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:51, archived)

that's the bunny.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:55, archived)

A dearth of wookie nookie looky-bookies then.

Just have to look at the titless squirrels outside.

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owensanity, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:22, archived)

if they are grey titless squirrels, you can eat them.

you can't eat red squirrels. they don't taste like strawberries, no matter what phil jupitus says.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:25, archived)

the morn, the morn that I was born my old man beat up the doctor

he clocked the doctor cause the doctor said I looked like Chewbacca

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:15, archived)

Manly?

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:22, archived)

ARGH I CANT GET THIS TO LOOK LIKE THE THING I WAS THINKING OF I GIVE UP NOW YOU LOT CAN HAVE IT HARUMPH! :(:(

We need something that downloads shit straight from my head to a computer, without any of this clumsy photoshop nonsense.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 23:38, archived)

MOOSE T!

good 'ight all

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 23:39, archived)

G'night SkUGGLES

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 23:44, archived)

Argh WTF!

Pen and paper? Surely that is less clumsy then pooters?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 23:40, archived)

I WANT MY BRAIN/COMPUTER INTERFACE, DAMNNIT!

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 23:43, archived)

Nice

did you make it with the Spore Creature Creator?
/spore addict blog

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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 23:40, archived)

I really dont know what to think of that game.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 23:43, archived)

It's ace.

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ClanSoul, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 23:44, archived)

Its pretty fun

but over far in a few hours and the sandbox space stage gets boring and samey really fast.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 23:47, archived)

I like inhabiting planets with giant penises :]

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ClanSoul, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 23:49, archived)

Yeah there is that I guess.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 23:51, archived)

I died a little inside

the first time the space communications panel opened up to reveal a giant wang in a helmet.

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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 23:51, archived)

Kill it with fire.

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 23:44, archived)

Fire?

Looks like it was born from the stuff

KILL IT WITH A SURGICAL KITTEN STRIKE

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 23:46, archived)

Kill it with a microwave?

Edit: B3tards down... need host!

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 23:48, archived)

Our hero cr3's:

www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 23:52, archived)

b3tards

is fixed.

(

Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 23:57, archived)

It is strong with you

"The Force will change you. It will transform you. Some fear this change. The teachings of the Jedi are focused on fighting and controlling this transformation. That is why those who serve the light are limited in what they accomplish."

―Darth Jahled

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:01, archived)

lol whut

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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:05, archived)

A delicious turn. Things have taken a turn for the delicious.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:08, archived)

Ian Holloway?

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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:16, archived)

Couldn't sleep until I got this out my head

Here is one for the Star Wars fans

Click on picture for the full thing. :)

(Enditallnow, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 23:09, archived)

Mandy is so moave

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 23:13, archived)

haha

third time lucky, says death star designer

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 23:14, archived)

haha, didn't see that first time

the attention to detail is good :o)

(

doph no time like the precedent, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 23:21, archived)

In all BBC newsmashes the bits on the side are usually the best bits :)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 23:29, archived)

pfft

Boba was never a Mandalorian, he only got the armour cos his "daddy" had it

by which i mean *click*

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 23:17, archived)

You may be right.

It may very well be the scandal that takes him out of office.

(Enditallnow, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 23:20, archived)

Or keep Brown in it

an appointment of genius

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 23:23, archived)

True,

I can see a multitude of benefits of having a famous bounty hunter in such an important position. For starters, after many years of self-employment and doing freelance and contract work for clients such as the Empire, Boba Fett has a strong understanding of economic theory as well as navigating buearacracy.

Northern Rock would never have happened if their was the fear of getting a thermal detonator in the face when you try to withdraw your finances.

(Enditallnow, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 23:32, archived)

Our Boba is exceedingly economic :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 23:34, archived)

(Enditallnow, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 23:39, archived)

pfffft

after yesterdays 5 hour wookipedia binge this is welcome!

Off to bed, nn b3tards everywhere!

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 23:26, archived)

Keep your toes tucked up!

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 23:30, archived)

i did a picture

and haven't posted on b3ta for ages... so have the picture.
click on it to make it grow large!

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tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 23:07, archived)

ooooh that's pretty

*clicketywoo*

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SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 23:09, archived)

That's very nice indeed

I thought the Harry Potter film was exceedingly aimless

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 23:16, archived)

thanks!

I just watched it for the men in it... it makes it great!

(

tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 23:19, archived)

lovely!

I like how the brushes have something of the texture of pressed flowers

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 23:16, archived)

Nifty

Looks like a Clematis.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 23:24, archived)

cheers

was based on
www.flickr.com/photos/cosmicphoenix/412031824/
obviously quite loosely based!

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tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 23:27, archived)

Woo, that´s excellent.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 23:32, archived)

1 this is gorgeous awesome good

2 yr username is the word my mum uses for girl parts
3 good :D

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 23:27, archived)

haha that's brilliant!

(

tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 23:29, archived)

have this

Nightall!

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 23:34, archived)

ha ha that was my typo!

spoonerisms ftw!
G'night 2 u and everyone else also!
ZzZzzzzZz

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 23:39, archived)

ooooh

thas purdy!

(

the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 23:28, archived)

We're sorry, but we can't return your steroids...

(

kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:53, archived)

SEAN CONNERY

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:54, archived)

tony top

carrot top bottom.

he is a scary scary man who isn't all that funny. hurrah!

(

arrangedletters, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:55, archived)

Well spotted

(

kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:57, archived)

scary scary man.

(

arrangedletters, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 23:00, archived)

bonnie langford

(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 23:00, archived)

pfft

(

Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 23:05, archived)

Determined to get his hands fully functional again

you can only admire his shear grit

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:58, archived)

All the determination you'd expect from an ex-Ghurka officer.

True.

(

kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 23:00, archived)

Seriously?

You've just elevated him even further in my admiration, what a first-class geezer

Edit: Not wrong: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tony_Hart

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 23:02, archived)

tj: oh fuck. I think I just killed B3tards

is it working for anyone else?

(

Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 23:08, archived)

Who shaved my flowers?

(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:37, archived)

I did, and I'd do it again, too, because I've got to likin' it

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:39, archived)

You flower shavers disgust me.

GO HOME!

(Mr Hippo Produced by Fred Quimby, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:39, archived)

I'm already home

with my shavings

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:41, archived)

Ooooh, keep the precious shavings.

May I touch them?

Edit: Actually, fuck the shavings. I'm off to bed.

(

Mod Edit, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 23:05, archived)

nite nite

actually, I'm off to make toats then fall asleep listening to the radio

nite nite b3ta

(

discomeats This canoe, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 23:12, archived)

shocking

(

OneOfSome, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:22, archived)

NSFW version please.

(

FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:36, archived)

Me!

I loikes 'em smoove

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SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:39, archived)

How did they look like?

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:40, archived)

(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:44, archived)

WATCH OUT THAT CLOUD IS CHEWING ON YOUR HEAD!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:49, archived)

It's a small sheep.

(

ClanSoul, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:52, archived)

YUR A SMAL SHEUP

(

arrangedletters, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:54, archived)

oh they're even wor....

no wait they're delicious *nom nom*
you lied! this *spits* is *huuunnnghh* cloud!
why would you do that *sicks up abit*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:55, archived)

HAHAH YOU'RE ALLERGIC TO CLOUDS LOL.

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ClanSoul, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:55, archived)

(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:55, archived)

I really love the phrase "get to fuck".

Along with "that's well gayed up."

(

ClanSoul, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:58, archived)

I did

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:40, archived)

Jesus Shaves

So it was probably Him.

(Gif FTW here, probably)

(Cloudane, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:41, archived)

epiphany did

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ClanSoul, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:52, archived)

sorry...

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 23:14, archived)

Just because he can...

(

SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:11, archived)

Hahahaha

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:14, archived)

Hahaha

More of this!

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:15, archived)

There will be more...

until they find where i'm hiding my medication at least...

after that... who knows

(

SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:21, archived)

Good stuff, I look forwards to it

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:21, archived)

This is quite the most sexily sinister thing that I have seen for a while.

Marvellous work!

(Nash Odyssey is a nasty, nasty man (or possibly woman), Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:18, archived)

most kind...

sexy and sinister... huzzah!

(

SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:20, archived)

this is premier grade awesome

:D:D:D

(

arrangedletters, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:19, archived)

Hahahahahahah

(

ClanSoul, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:21, archived)

SNAP

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:22, archived)

I like that

it's Nevillish :)

(

in vino veritas, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:27, archived)

Where has Mr. the Neville gone?

It's been bloody ages since I've seen him.

(

Zumf Ham banjo, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:35, archived)

Hes been quite busy make websites for moneys.

No time for us lot at B3ta now :(

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:39, archived)

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Awwwwwwwwwww
Awww...

(

Zumf Ham banjo, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:46, archived)

I hate it when that happens

:D

I'm thinking about getting a bag of chips, but time is running out

(

discomeats This canoe, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:28, archived)

Get one, I got a calzone and a portion of chips with garlic mayo for dinner :D

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:31, archived)

one's chip shop is quite posh

(

discomeats This canoe, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:33, archived)

Pisa Pizza is the shit!

I fucking love the place, and they have the best garlic mayo ever!
:D

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:34, archived)

it sounds wonderful

I wish I had such things present on a sunday type night

(

discomeats This canoe, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:36, archived)

Do you live in the middle of no-where

Cos most towns will have wonderous places to purchase foods on an evening usually up til "late" as they put it

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:37, archived)

yeah, but the number of brass razoos I have in my possession is limited

and I don't know if any money's gone into the bank recently

I'm living on magic :D

(

discomeats This canoe, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:38, archived)

Stop buying so much cement then :D

I got a nice loan to live off until christmas, I hope I make it last!

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:40, archived)

I wish I had a nice loan to live off till xmas, but due to circumstances (not completey) in my control bork is occured

bork

:(

(

discomeats This canoe, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:41, archived)

:( rubbish

Bork indeed

Draw a nice picture to cheer yourself up

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:43, archived)

I could try, but it'll be a bloodbath

(

discomeats This canoe, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:48, archived)

DO IT!

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:49, archived)

I will, but when I'm less sleepy

(

discomeats This canoe, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:56, archived)

mayonnaise or aioli?

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:49, archived)

mmmmm, aioli

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:53, archived)

Chips is better than no chips.

Do it.

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:31, archived)

the fryers will have been off for nearly 20 minutes now

the chips will be descending into lukewarmery

I fear this!

(

discomeats This canoe, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:33, archived)

Coat bits of potato with oil, balance them on the radiator and turn the heating up as far as it goes.

(

SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:35, archived)

that's pretty much how the nearest chippy does them

I always end up wanting chips when it's too late

(

discomeats This canoe, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:36, archived)

Do you live down my road?!

I think my chippy must keep his chips near the fryer and only give me little greasy bags of pus.

Set an alarm to go off at 2143 for chip wantage.

(

SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:39, archived)

thing is, I'm surroudned by takeaways

but the deep slurp is like too expensive

and the decent ones are like other side of shit and I can't be arsed to walk the 5 minute walk past the variety of stuff on the way

I'm just being lazy and I don't really need the chips

I'll do without and have a slice of tomato or something :)

(

discomeats This canoe, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:40, archived)

Treat yourself...

Have a WHOLE tomato... and maybe a pickled onion

(

SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:44, archived)

don't got no pickled onions

just pickled beetroots

(

discomeats This canoe, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:49, archived)

They're almost the same...

Just whisper 'onion' as you eat it

(

SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:53, archived)

i had bacon and egg salad

with peanuts :)

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:33, archived)

you are a very confused young lady!

(

discomeats This canoe, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:35, archived)

*looks at man bits*

uhoh... something is wrong with the above sentance

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:37, archived)

hence the confusion

(

discomeats This canoe, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:37, archived)

but i've cut my hair

and the fuzz on my face?
well i suppose the manboobs don't help?

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:41, archived)

HOMOBREATS

will do it everytime

:D

(

discomeats This canoe, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:42, archived)

i'm not gay...

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:49, archived)

I'm not either

I'm not even slightly happy

(

discomeats This canoe, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:59, archived)

Fruntpage this

NOW!

(LiL_Arsewipe licked your face on, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 23:11, archived)

hahaha!

this is a thing of beauty!

(

the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 23:28, archived)

"No, you can't afford that batmobile on store credit."

Bat-site

(Nash Odyssey is a nasty, nasty man (or possibly woman), Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:06, archived)

Haha. Drama.

I read that in a Christian Bale OTT gravelly voice too.

(

Zumf Ham banjo, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:07, archived)

I read it as Jimmy Krankie.

(

Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:08, archived)

We wrote it as Dale Winton...

doing a Christian Bale impression.

I'll be honest, it was weird.

(Nash Odyssey is a nasty, nasty man (or possibly woman), Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:15, archived)

arf!

(

HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:08, archived)

haha

just brilliant

(

doph no time like the precedent, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:08, archived)

Batman Returns

Thank you, you have made me & my missus weep with joy. (She works in a store).

(Flappers, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:09, archived)

This is nothing short of genius!

(

SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:12, archived)

We were hoping to be recognised posthumously, really.

But we'll take what we can get. Thanks Mister!

(Nash Odyssey is a nasty, nasty man (or possibly woman), Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:17, archived)

Not a problem...

I keep a shotgun handy for those who like the posthummus fame...

If you'd like to stand in the corner and face the wall we'll sort you out no problem.

(

SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:19, archived)

This is

the best birthday ever!

(Nash Odyssey is a nasty, nasty man (or possibly woman), Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:20, archived)

And a birthday too?

Why, for just one day only we'll do you a special price on pre-shooting molestation.

I'll give you a fiver, cop a feel and then shoot you.

(

SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:22, archived)

And they say you can't recapture your school-days!

(Nash Odyssey is a nasty, nasty man (or possibly woman), Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:26, archived)

i'm sure i've seen this before...

edit : no wait I haven't... i've seen another version of this
Woo!

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:20, archived)

It's a pretty obvious joke...

so probably bindun. But this is a super-original-first-time-postin' of OUR version, I promise at you!

(Nash Odyssey is a nasty, nasty man (or possibly woman), Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:22, archived)

i like your plurality

(

arrangedletters, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:26, archived)

Thanks!

We like your uniqueness. It's quite singular.

But it's not like a royal 'we' or anything; there are two of us. In no way are we associated with or endorsed by Her Majesty the Queen (unless you count 'casual lover' as endorsement).

(Nash Odyssey is a nasty, nasty man (or possibly woman), Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:29, archived)

I remember you guys!

you rock just alot :D
where you been?

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:30, archived)

Oh,

we've been here, there and everywhere. Where a lion roars, we are there. Where a child laughs, we are there. Where a sparrow regurgitates semi-digested insects into the mouths of its children, we are there (and probably fouling ourselves).

Uh, but those places aside, we've been been pretty lame and lazy. But not anymore! Well, okay, probably quite a lot more. But we'll try harder this time. Probably.

Thanks, though, buddy!

(Nash Odyssey is a nasty, nasty man (or possibly woman), Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:35, archived)

Hahah :D

I love the website - Barfield is ace

(

ClanSoul, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:36, archived)

Ditto

Website ace. Woo!

(

owensanity, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:39, archived)

Heh

I returned a jumper for that very reason 2 days ago.

Pure cash for me though. Mr. Lewis says store credit is baaaaaad

(Cloudane, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:44, archived)

glorious.

woo!

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:47, archived)

WAIT A MINUTE

WHERE'S ME JUMPAH?

woo

(

hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:59, archived)

My dog has no tongue...

How does he taste?
Ruff.

(yartek branched the timeline at, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:43, archived)

ahhhahhah.

woo!

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:43, archived)

Like gravel.

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:46, archived)

I wouldn't worry

All the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog.

(Jokel, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:46, archived)

Greasy, so I've heard

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:47, archived)

god I'm hungry

i could well eat a pot noodle right now.

swine :D

(

arrangedletters, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:50, archived)

waiting on PIZZA!!!!

oooooooooooh think I hear them coming up the drive now!!

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:54, archived)

SWINES!!

(

arrangedletters, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:56, archived)

its here

night b3ta time for pizza and classic movies

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:00, archived)

i first parsed that as

'I could eat a wet poodle right now.'

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:04, archived)

strong stomach you have sir!

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:48, archived)

spiffing

I tried telling that joke to some japanese business people, they were rather uninspired

(

OneOfSome, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:53, archived)

See

John Travolta is gay

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:55, archived)

All the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog

(

discomeats This canoe, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:24, archived)

that's not poo!... dle

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:53, archived)

Yay for culinary spoonerisms!

Fuck it, may as well continue this evening's repost odyssey...

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:55, archived)

YAY !!! Products

must find MORE products ....

(

OneOfSome, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:57, archived)

is that necromantic soup?!

(

SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:24, archived)

I am afraid to say this has

been done way back when,

A big woo also

(

Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:35, archived)

mother dear be older tomorrow this be the front of the card i made her.

(

arrangedletters, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:31, archived)

works for me.

(

kingofpork is the king of pork, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:32, archived)

what was the punchline?

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:32, archived)

friday.

(

arrangedletters, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:35, archived)

Haha what?

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:35, archived)

Hahahahah that's brilliant.

(

ClanSoul, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:35, archived)

How utterly random

I like it :)

(

XLVII .uk, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:39, archived)

YES

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:40, archived)

Hiya Rapitinui.

Eaten many people recently?

(

ClanSoul, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:41, archived)

massage this crushed garlic into your thighs and I'll tell you

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:47, archived)

I'd rather just eat it.

(

ClanSoul, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:20, archived)

FUCKING EAT IT YOU SHIT

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:48, archived)

I like graelic.

(

ClanSoul, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:51, archived)

You just broke my brain

It did not take much

(

Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:42, archived)

~~squirrels with tits~~
oh wait, lovely

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:43, archived)

hahaha

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:45, archived)

i think it would be wrong to draw my mums face

on a squirrel with tits.

i'd feel doity.

(

arrangedletters, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:49, archived)

is there another punchline inside ?

rabbit. rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit.

(

OneOfSome, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:57, archived)

nope

just day birthday messages. I also get her age wrong in it.. so i suppose there's another joke but it's unrelated.

(

arrangedletters, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:03, archived)

i used to give christmas cards as birthday cards

really confused people :)

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:22, archived)

my dad got a "In deepest sympathy"

for his 60th :D

(

arrangedletters, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:23, archived)

(

Flash_Bastard, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:30, archived)

hahaha

nice one.

(

kingofpork is the king of pork, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:31, archived)

hahaha you silly git

woo!

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:32, archived)

That cup is very full

(

ClanSoul, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:32, archived)

oh lawd his shirt's goin' pink

(

Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:32, archived)

Vimto

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:32, archived)

A CDC is all this is missing

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:32, archived)

Him being a coloured man

there wasn't enough room on the page!

(

Ratsta, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:43, archived)

Hahaha

Nice.

(

XLVII .uk, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:34, archived)

Wow

that am teh woo!

(

HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:08, archived)

ten-minute-kittin has paper stuck to his claws

he am confuzzled.

I yam sad today. I fear it is acute flufflack.
How are you this evening?

(

Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:15, archived)

'elllo miss

hows you??

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:16, archived)

hello sir!

i have been better - but could be worse i suppose!
yourself? haven't seen you in ages!

(

Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:17, archived)

i'm not bad ta (my psycho daughter is giving me grief!)

sorry things arent great :( i havent seen you either - we must have both been in hiding! :D

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:18, archived)

yeah, i had no net for a few months

and now i'm back i seem to be too busy to enjoy it!
psycho daughter doesn't sound good! hopefully the troubles will be shortlived!

(

Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:22, archived)

bugger :( more work isnt good

psycho daughter is hard work :(

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:24, archived)

give her £20 and a lift to the nearest decent shopping centre

[applies to almost any age daughter above primary-school age]

(

Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:26, archived)

hahaha

good plan :D

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:34, archived)

i will send one of my lovely new non-nuts pills

to you straight away

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:32, archived)

she needs

them! :D

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:34, archived)

these bastards work

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:46, archived)

Oh noes poor kitty got wankrag stuck to paws :(

I am alrite, I had a calzone pizza which was awesome, and I have no lectures tomorrow :)

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:17, archived)

calzone pizza is indeed a wonderous thing

as are lecture-free days!

(

Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:19, archived)

I did not have pizza, but I do have mondays off.

Woo!

(

ClanSoul, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:26, archived)

lucky bastard

*grumbles*

(

Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:27, archived)

All the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog.

(

ClanSoul, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:27, archived)

don't be sad

revel in the knowledge that there are baby rabbits

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:18, archived)

ahh - this made me do a happy.

thank you.
also: Tim Minchin will be on TV this evening - on the Secret Policeman's Ball. This is to be enjoyed.

(

Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:23, archived)

glued or stapled on?

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:22, archived)

nailed on

(

Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:23, archived)

Welded.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:23, archived)

this

as it would take more time

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:25, archived)

BAKED on

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:27, archived)

My sister once put her hamster on top of the woodburner.

His feet were horribly burned :[

I felt sick looking at his feet.

(

ClanSoul, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:43, archived)

Don't be sad

Your pic is woo
I bet you are too
All you need to do
Is stay away from the loo
(coz that's full of poo)
And just do what you do.

(

TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:26, archived)

HELLO SUNDAE GIRL

(

ClanSoul, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:27, archived)

HELLO

CLAN

(

TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:31, archived)

HOW ARE YOU?

*throws self at*

(

ClanSoul, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:35, archived)

Oops, I spelled "shelf" wrong.

(

ClanSoul, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:35, archived)

*boink* ow

I missed you too this weekend. I must get this rifle looked at. ;)

(

TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:38, archived)

Hahah, I was walking some dogs with my friend recently.

He went ahead while I went to find a nice looking tree to wee behind.
I ran up the field to catch up, and it was quite a long field, so he stood there miming loading a rifle, and as I almost got to him, he mimed shooting me, at which point I threw myself backwards and landed on my back.
I imagine it looked pretty good :D

(

ClanSoul, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:40, archived)

awww! poetry!

*happies*
that was lully. even if it did contain poo.
*hugs* thank you!
i hope your weekend was joyful and fluff-filled.

(

Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:28, archived)

actually

It was a nice one. i hope you feel better soon :)

(

TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:31, archived)

Yay for kitty :D

(

ClanSoul, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:28, archived)

^_^

Nice.

(

XLVII .uk, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:40, archived)

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:54, archived)

fluff!

this is really nice.

(

Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:00, archived)

We love you tony.

(cumdumpster3069, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:12, archived)

seams good to me

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:13, archived)

Ive been obsessed with mr cool ice 4 about an hour now

(cumdumpster3069, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:15, archived)

what about mr cool ices 1-3?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:16, archived)

lol

theyre not as good as 4

(cumdumpster3069, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:18, archived)

Shopped images only

please.

(

Collatallie Sisters, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:14, archived)

...this leaves me cold...

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:17, archived)

she would love a bit of it

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:18, archived)

in car entertainment?

(

Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 22:36, archived)

To Tony.....

Please include this in this weeks gallery.

Thank you!

Now better quality!
Thanks all!

(

XLVII .uk, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:10, archived)

hahaha

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:13, archived)

I haven't used crayons for ages!!

(

XLVII .uk, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:15, archived)

u rule

with the crayons :D

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:16, archived)

Awww, what a scamp!

(

Zumf Ham banjo, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:13, archived)

I LOVE this!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:15, archived)

Thanks!

(

XLVII .uk, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:21, archived)

Ha ha ha.

Love it!

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:15, archived)

hehe ^_^

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 8:44, archived)

haha

superb work

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 10:12, archived)

This wins

E V E R Y T H I N G !

Top, top work sir :)

(

Monty Propps, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:02, archived)

Thank you, thank you all!
*glees*

(

XLVII .uk, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:09, archived)

Apologies for lack of shopping

www.b3tards.com/u/21747264c65a6162c8c0/batman.jpg

God edit: Roses are red, violets are blue, the 50k rule applies to you too.

(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 20:39, archived)

Hahahahahahahahahah!

(

ClanSoul, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 20:40, archived)

Post edit

I tend to agree.

Oh!

Lord Manley of Ven is 4 today. My first username in Exeter!

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 20:45, archived)

Woo!

(

ClanSoul, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 20:47, archived)

Uh-oh...

*quick! make it smaller! under 50k!*

(

Zumf Ham banjo, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 20:41, archived)

But, but, I got it down from 3.5meg!

That's got to count for something!

(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 20:44, archived)

hahahaha

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 20:41, archived)

*unlocks bunker*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 20:41, archived)

ooh time for tea and caek

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 20:42, archived)

Will there be mini rolls?

I missed them yesterday

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 20:43, archived)

ask JPG about cake eating

he's getting the knack

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 20:48, archived)

I think Dixon's off Battenburg for a few weeks though...

Although his fashioning-a-knife-from-a-foil-cup-and-slicing-battenburg-with-it skills are awesome =)

Right, and with that I'm going to go and make a nest on the sofa with Jess and watch a film - catch you all later!

*wayves*

*disappears with a flourish*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 20:50, archived)

hahaha

have a lovely evening

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 20:51, archived)

Laters dude and J.

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 20:52, archived)

Enjoy :)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 20:56, archived)

HE troughed em all did he?

I'll have words...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 20:55, archived)

but i did tutor him in th ways of righteousness

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 20:57, archived)

Yeah, me too.

I did have a couple of Mr Kipling Angel Cake slices though. They were in fact Exceedingly Good =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 20:48, archived)

I had most of the tangfastics though

So that's ok

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 20:56, archived)

I ate one

maybe 2

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 20:49, archived)

i refrained from going too overboard

as i realised that it is nice to share

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 20:54, archived)

lies

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:01, archived)

bah!

jaffa cakes (some)
mini victoria sponges (a few)
chocolate cupcakes (some)
mini battenburgs (two)

that's fairly restrained for me

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:03, archived)

I ate NOTHING all day.

*dies*

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:04, archived)

yes, my dear

and which of us is as thin as a stick?*

*not me

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:07, archived)

*checks flickr pool*

Um, yes you are

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:08, archived)

you jest

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:17, archived)

Well maybe a big stick

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:29, archived)

you're skinner than me!

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:12, archived)

bollocks

i would be invisible

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:17, archived)

Beer and cayke surely!!!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 20:46, archived)

There's a Batman's garden centre near where I used to live.

I get the feeling with this that the pub is their preferred method of anesthetic.

/Edit: awww you got "godded." Furry muff, I suppose.

(

greedydave cries when he wanks, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 20:41, archived)

Heh, at least it wasn't a stepping!

(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:00, archived)

Hahahah

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 20:43, archived)

(

Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 20:46, archived)

Tenuous Batman reposts are go.

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 20:43, archived)

That is rather smashing.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 20:45, archived)

Hahahahahahahahaha

Woo

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 20:46, archived)

RISLA?

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 20:46, archived)

Haha, excellent!

(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 20:46, archived)

WOW

sue perb

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 20:47, archived)

OH YEAH

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:57, archived)

Hahaha

The Mod edit is funnier then the picture tho

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 20:45, archived)

agreed!

(

Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 20:52, archived)

all mod edits should now be done in rhyme

:o)

(

doph no time like the precedent, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:05, archived)

This - Put it in the suggestions page

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:12, archived)

done! *suggested*

www.b3ta.com/questions/bugs_and_feature_requests/post262801

(

doph no time like the precedent, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 23:17, archived)

i notice they've given up calling themselves mods and just cut to the chase and say "God"

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:07, archived)

Is that for real?

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 20:45, archived)

Yup! It's down the road from the Beeb studios in London

Found it when I was down for the Dave Gorman's Genius recording!

(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 20:47, archived)

Coo!

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 20:49, archived)

OI GOD!

it's guideline, not a rule, you big fucking nazi

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 20:45, archived)

You're asking for a smiting

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 20:47, archived)

^This

(

ClanSoul, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 20:47, archived)

He's three times over the limit though!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 20:51, archived)

it was more about the vocab, than the edit

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 20:52, archived)

Ahh.

Yes it was a bit twattish!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 5 Oct 2008, 20:55, archived)

This

(Giglamesh, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 20:53, archived)

NOW I remember why you used to scare me

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 20:57, archived)

hehe

oh shush, i'm lovely

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 20:58, archived)

I said 'used to'

;)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:09, archived)

GOD BE A USELESS CUNT

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:43, archived)

Does he work from the BatCav(e)-ity?

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 20:51, archived)

yes, I have pointed this out many a time

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 20:57, archived)

must be some kind of joker

(

The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:10, archived)

holy tooth decay, Batman!...

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 21:13, archived)

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