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# Markets...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:55, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:56, archived)
# Oh yes!
Insta-PROFIT

Wooyay!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:56, archived)
# awesomeness
WOO YAY
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:56, archived)
# my my!
this is all the good!
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:56, archived)
# I'm honestly surprised this isn't actually on the market.... utterly woo!
but would you really want to lick Han Solo?

Make a jabba the hut one and i'll buy it :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:57, archived)
# Oh, God yes....
Yes, I would.
/going back to the kitchen now
//to enjoy dinner hubby cooked for me!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:17, archived)
# BUYS
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:58, archived)
# absolutely TOP WORK
*clickerty*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:58, archived)
# inspired
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:01, archived)
# excellent!
'clicky woo'
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:01, archived)
# Once again, B3ta throws up a joke product that would actually sell
this could make you squillions
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:02, archived)
# haha
i'd be lucky to recieve free box of them upon completion
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:03, archived)
# *Shakes fist at Walls & George Lucas*
*Explains to manager why fist is shaking*
*collects P45*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:06, archived)
# He's no good to me dead...
But in orange he's probably quite lickable.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:03, archived)
# Brilliant!
"I will not give up my favorite decoration"
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:08, archived)
# Oh YESH
*licks*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:13, archived)
# Mmm
*licks*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Mmmm mindpiss lollies!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:15, archived)
# *stops mid lick at the thought of piss lollies*
:/
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:18, archived)
# Hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:26, archived)
# This is nearly as ace as lesbians.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:15, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:16, archived)
# *joins*
together we can rule the galaxy

(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:18, archived)
# Hahaha
Odd, I just commented here and it didn't show up!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:28, archived)
# hahahaha!
`I've never seent his beofre, and so you get a *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Blimey.
That's a bit good.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:21, archived)
# YES !
probably cola flavor
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Absolute genius, clicks
(Darth Penders, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Checks FP,
still not there.

Checks again...

:-(
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:09, archived)
# hehe thanks for the vote of confidence!
:D (checks again)
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Checks FP,
*glees* ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:37, archived)
# *runs to ice cream van*
*waits in line*

That's one humdinger of a good idea.

Lovely. *clicky*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 13:09, archived)
# awesome
I used to make them using the Han in Carbonite figure that came with Slave 1.
I also made slabs of chocolate with it :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 14:23, archived)
# haha
that doesn't suprise me at all toast. :D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Great minds think alike
or fools seldom differ
(I helped save b3ta! warmfuzzies Isn't here, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:38, archived)
# Pepe Le Cunt: One legged psychotic bionic eyed skunk mumfo!


yes, yes......still bored!

stink gland
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:54, archived)
# fuck yea!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:55, archived)
# you are too damnn talented, stop showing the rest of us up :D
OUTSTANDING WORK, SIR!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:57, archived)
# excellent stuff
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Good good

please stay bored for a little while longer
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:59, archived)
# this
and Nings Sir

what are you like with Formmail?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Nings
Erm...like a dribbling piece of schmerg?

I use a script one of my programmers made and I use it over and over again, until they tell me off because it has become unsafe and make me a new one.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:01, archived)
# Hello freebs
(excuse me interrupting...)

Sorry, I didn't reply to your gaz yesterday, I was just too bloody rude, or lazy, or something.

How you send email from a web form depends on what sort of web server it is. I've written formmail for my sites but they're all ASP sites running on Windows servers.

Edit: why have I not Gaz'd this? Silly me. I have done now.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:09, archived)
# Alright
I have teh PHP codez if he needs them
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:13, archived)
# One day I will learn PHP
ONE DAY, DAMMIT!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:22, archived)
# I like him
he's ace
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:59, archived)
# That's brilliant!
Did anyone else watch Bear Grylls kill & eat a skunk on tv. What a complete tool.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:03, archived)
# yay
nice one mush
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:13, archived)
# Good stuff!
It's like a seams skunk without the seams!!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:14, archived)
# haha these are all great
do none of your characters ever close their mouths? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:19, archived)
# We can rebuild him
we have the technology.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:20, archived)
# yay !
loving the new stuffs
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Complete rip of Escher's 'Levitation'


Click for a bigger version, if you like it that much(101KB)
(tkitezb seeking images of transvestites shagging cars, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:44, archived)
# Is that "Crazy Stairs"?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:46, archived)
# oh no! did that hit "crazy stairs"?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:47, archived)
# I bet you're all about ultimate frizbee
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:49, archived)
# exactly that :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:52, archived)
# No, Crazy Stairs is the one Escher called Relativity.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:47, archived)
# I see.
It was also in that film about a Labyrinth. I think it was called "David Bowies freaky maze"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:51, archived)
# No, David Bowie's Freaky Maze is about disturbingly tight trousers.
You're thinking of some other film.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:58, archived)
# haha
your sig makes me Yiff!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:51, archived)
# TJ: i now demand that anyone who wants to post to b3ta uses a thirdparty hosting site such as www.b3tards.com as i cannot see anything that is posted to the b3ta.com site. i'm watching you all through barnesy and if my demands are not met i will SNARN.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:46, archived)
# It is deeply annoying, but just one of those things
hence why i'm away during the day
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:48, archived)
# tis the prob that i don't have internet at home.
such a sad life i lead.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:49, archived)
# "Fuck - who's killed my brothers?"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:47, archived)
# welcome n00b
most impressive!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:47, archived)
# That's actually very good.
Have click, new person :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:48, archived)
# I like your stairs
they don't look quite right

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:49, archived)
# I only noticed the third person in the bigger version
nicely
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:53, archived)
# heheh, that's rather good!
welcome to b3ta, put on a kitten and dance on a stool, you'll never leave!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Woo, yay, houplah!
yay houplah!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:10, archived)
# hello n00b
this pic has rescued this tuesday from the less than worthy horrid n00bs! Well done indeed and welcome!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:29, archived)
# Tuesday blues
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:24, archived)
# I KNEW I'd seen her somewhere before!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:25, archived)
# Nah, that was me
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:32, archived)
# fibber


it was me
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:32, archived)
# I'M Sarah Palin!
And so is my wife
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:34, archived)
# I thought it was the one armed man?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:34, archived)
# No that's the drummer from Def Leppard
Edit
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Oof
That's terrible sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:39, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:42, archived)
# The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!

The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:39, archived)
# but which one?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:40, archived)
# They had TWO drummers?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:41, archived)
# like that other band
Big Pig
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:41, archived)
# But why is everybody always picking on me?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:45, archived)
# Because you're white and have a nose like Bill Cosby
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Kiss Me...
...where it smells funny!
(ShaunyBoi has been surviving fires since, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:43, archived)
# What's the attraction about going to the dump?
;)
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:20, archived)
# DON'T make it so
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:25, archived)
# i want to. i really do.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:29, archived)
# hehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:30, archived)
# hahahah I'd rather see that than the new movie that's coming out :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:31, archived)
# she'll be destitute
and making soft core porn by the time February comes around
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:33, archived)
# we can only hope
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:34, archived)
# Hmmmm...
I only like 2 star trek films anyway, "Wrath of Khan" & "First Contact". The rest are poo
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:34, archived)
# Fuck off, the one with the whales is the best!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:35, archived)
# Utter tripe
nuclear Wessels & spock mind melding with a whale and a bin being crushed be a cloacked bird of prey and and and....
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:41, archived)
# ..and scotty talking to a computer and inventing transparent aluminium
and slingshotting round the sun taking you forward and back in time and a giant cadbury's mini roll threatening to destroy the earth and sulu knowing how to drive a bird of prey and mccoy curing old ladies with tablets...

all these things make it an immense film!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:48, archived)
# I kinda like voyage home as well as those, though :D
"NUCLEAR WESSELS!"

edit: hahah, sychronised minor mindpissage posting
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:35, archived)
# 2 and 4, shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:54, archived)
# mate asked me to post this
Apologies if I get this wrong or its in the wrong place(I'm new-ish);

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=L9BqSYf68Kk

Feel free to berate him via comments. Its nostalgia-tastic.
(slightly76 is Capt Bleh., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:17, archived)
# You'll want /links for that sir.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:18, archived)
# How do you enjoy Spore?
Watching friends play it, it seems somewhere between a really shallow real-time-strategy, without much actual strategy in it, and an RPG with enormously tedious quests. Or at least, there was a lot of time spent searching the surface of planets for tiny objects.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:25, archived)
# I think you've summed it up right there
I wanted to love it so very much, but got bored in less than a week.
(salty_sea_dog Pillaging since 1886. Oh, and "Yahaarrrr" as well., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:28, archived)
# If Chenobble can be addicted to it, though, maybe I'm missing something.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:30, archived)
# I love the character, building and vehicle creation,
The terraforming is great, the space stage is generally cool.

You don't need to search the planets - there's a locator device that points the way to objects of interest.

EDIT: Though that's not to say there aren't some pretty major flaws - the tribal and civilisation stages are very limited for example.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:47, archived)
# And the main flaw...
That irrespective of whether you're playing as a giant penis monster with a big smiley glans or some armoured, spike covered, poison spitting, invisible, flying four armed creature from the very depths of hell you still cannot actually fail.

Space got boring after a couple of hours.
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:11, archived)
# o rly?
how does one go about that, old bean?
(slightly76 is Capt Bleh., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:28, archived)
# http://www.b3ta.com/links/
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:30, archived)
# ^ Like that
or click the links button at the top of the page.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:48, archived)
# OHMYFUCKINGGODOHMYFUCKINGGODOHMYFUCKINGGODOHMYFUCKINGGODOHMYFUCKINGGODOHMYFUCKINGGODOHMYFUCKINGGODOHMYFUCKINGGODOHMYFUCKINGGODOHMYFUCKIN
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:18, archived)
# ZOINK!ZOINK!ZOINK!ZOINK!ZOINK!ZOINK!ZOINK!
ZOINK!ZOINK!ZOINK!ZOINK!ZOINK!ZOINK!ZOINK!ZOINK!ZOINK!ZOINK!ZOINK!ZOINK!ZOINK!ZOINK!ZOINK!ZOINK!ZOINK!ZOINK!ZOINK!ZOINK!ZOINK!ZOINK!ZOINK!ZOINK!ZOINK!ZOINK!ZOINK!ZOINK!ZOINK!ZOINK!ZOINK!ZOINK!ZOINK!ZOINK!ZOINK!ZOINK!ZOINK!ZOINK!ZOINK!ZOINK!ZOINK!ZOINK!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:19, archived)
# WACKY PORNO-JAZZ.
/AC
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:22, archived)
# Please stop breaking my board!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:28, archived)
# Better?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:31, archived)
# a bit
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:33, archived)
# WACKY PORNO-JAZZ.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:37, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:41, archived)
# it's really gonna be one of those days, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:19, archived)
# :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:20, archived)
# what the fuck is forensic gardening?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:20, archived)
# google is your friend
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:21, archived)
# and sort of the point
'ning all
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:22, archived)
# the results are not exactly all that informative...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:23, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8844570
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:26, archived)
# Freebs and Steve have been trying to see
who can get and hold the top google spot for Forensic Gardening...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:26, archived)
# hahahah, I'm back at the top spot (although it was finally called as a draw yesterday)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:28, archived)
# aaaaah, thanks prof and ovine. steve is winning
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:29, archived)
# hahahah! long story......
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:25, archived)
# It already is, and I am rubbing my entire body in peanut butter as a preparation for the remainder of the day
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:21, archived)
#
Exception is line neck and then kiss. Strokes in good way that. Pulling back and down her forehead. Read her suck hard or in warp speed she drink allot. Yourself doing this is long gently. To wide lipped and am going to vagina and alternate.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:22, archived)
#
My Name is Jacob Dyer. Exception is line neck and then kiss. Strokes in good way that. Pulling back and down her forehead. Read her suck hard or in warp speed she drink allot. Yourself doing this is long gently. To wide lipped and am going to vagina and alternate.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:25, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:27, archived)
# + I didn't like it.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:28, archived)
# it's enough to make me want to go and do some work...
which I probably should do...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:23, archived)
# same here.....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:26, archived)
# you would have been better off posting that on links.
now of course you can't win, since people will flame you for posting it here (although nothing says you can't) and if you delete it, you will get flamed as well.

your only hope is to replace it with a very well crafted picture of a kitten riding a unicycle
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:20, archived)
# with a magenta cock
*edit* with some forensic gardening
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:22, archived)
# *puts on nazi storm trooper helmet*
*does goose step*
*cries*
*is not a good board nazi*
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:20, archived)
# grow a back bone! learn to flame like a pro!!
www.b3ta.com/search/posts/47549
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:22, archived)
# ow it hurts
*waits for next spam post*
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:25, archived)
# Now your shirt...
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:21, archived)
# everyone look at this
b3ta.com/links/segway_riding_chimp
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:21, archived)
# TURN CHIMP..TURN!!
[edit]

YAAY!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:22, archived)
# yep - links
although, is this just a vid of some guy with some decks - and something completely different on the audio?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:21, archived)
# first..tell your mate he's a shitbag for not posting it himself

secondly..this should be in links
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:21, archived)
# I shall file that away until I have a PC with speakers and/or headphones
ta!

I'm guessing everyone else will have flamed you enough for posting on the wrong board so I went with the fluff
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:21, archived)
# /links, old son
over there...
*points*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:22, archived)
# yay
someone playing someone else's music on a record player! how talented.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:23, archived)
# love it
but you really want www.b3ta.com/links/
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:24, archived)
# ooh ta
tvm
(slightly76 is Capt Bleh., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:24, archived)
# Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking
(sabre-tooth monkey, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:28, archived)
# Looks like I picked the wrong week being a board nazi
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Hey, that's not in "Airplane"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:46, archived)
# Hahaha
Cooool
(xXxPrincess_PainxXx I Am not sarah palin lol! :D, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:24, archived)
# what is this?
troll-day?

and your profile attempt at tongue in cheek emo bashing is a little too obvious.

i smell a rat
(I helped save b3ta! Rails [*·:·], Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Threadsave!
Drop all the Fail images. Let's repost kittens instead and keep ourselves happy and dandy.



This isn't a kitten but I just found it in my image search and it still amuses me.


Edit: I'd have been wise to do this further up the board.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:16, archived)
# Due to popular demand

CFB

Took me a while but I got there.
Edit: edited to be less reposty
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:12, archived)
# *files away for rainy day activities*
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:13, archived)
# hmm
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:15, archived)
# I was gonna TJ it
But it's a different picture and new way of folding.
Please forgive me..
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:17, archived)
# *absolves*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:19, archived)
# only God can forgive your black soul.. :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:20, archived)
# Get up-ah (get on up).
SEX MACHINE.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:24, archived)
# ANIMMASHON PLZ
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:18, archived)
# It would have taken me less effort!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:22, archived)
# very nice
is this a new way to make your money worth something... will this save the real economy ... whatever that is?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:20, archived)
# I hope so!
*crosses fingers*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:23, archived)
# ooooh, that is cool, I will have to try that a little later!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:20, archived)
# Send me the results
and I will spend give you marks out of 10.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:24, archived)
# A Mars® a day helps you cough, rest and die.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:12, archived)
# Mmmm
Death by chocolate
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:13, archived)
# Easy....Dip it in Penicillin
and eat. Job Jobbed
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:14, archived)
# ooooooooh shit, i've been meaning to find you and tell you:
YOURWEBSITEREFLECTED-LOAF.CO.UKISONEOFTHESINGLEMOSTHAPPYMAKINGTHINSGI'VEEVERSEENILOVEYOURCARTOONSINATOTALLYNON-GAYWAY!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:17, archived)
# gay
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:19, archived)
# SHIT!
*pounds fist into palm*
i was soooo trying not to be gay.

*minces*
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:23, archived)
# Aww shucks
En-snuggles (in a totally non gay way)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:22, archived)
# gay
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:23, archived)
# just shittin ya. top stuff, it's now in my faves so keep it updated...................or else.....
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:24, archived)
# nice one
who is mrs a?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:14, archived)
# Nicole and Natalie's mum.
You know the ones. Both married Liams and are tone deaf and bereft of point generally.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:22, archived)
# A pig a day keeps the doctor away
.... if like mine, your doctor is muslim.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:15, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:16, archived)
# hahahah!
it's still making me hungry though :P
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:15, archived)
# or 'MSRA' as my mate's office cleaner calls it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:17, archived)
# My mate Simon call this place bt3a and I can't get him to say it properly
I blame british telecom
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:20, archived)
# plastic surgery center indiana
sitemap steven tyler plastic surgery steven tyler plastic surgery Exception is line neck and then kiss. plastic surgery cheekbones plastic surgery cheekbones Strokes in good way that. hospital plastic surgery thailand hospital plastic surgery thailand Pulling back and down her forehead. plastic surgery dr plastic surgery dr Read her suck hard or in warp speed she drink allot. center charlotte plastic surgery center charlotte plastic surgery Yourself doing this is long gently. gone pic plastic surgery wrong gone pic plastic surgery wrong To wide lipped and am going to vagina and alternate.
(EnReder, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:08, archived)
# I AM EATING YOUR STUFF
I AM EATING YOUR STUFF
I AM EATING YOUR STUFF
I AM EATING YOUR STUFF
I AM EATING YOUR STUFF
I AM EATING YOUR STUFF
I AM EATING YOUR STUFF
I AM EATING YOUR STUFF
I AM EATING YOUR STUFF
I AM EATING YOUR STUFF
I AM EATING YOUR STUFF
I AM EATING YOUR STUFF
I AM EATING YOUR STUFF
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:08, archived)
# I've stolen a clock
I've stolen a clock
I've stolen a clock
I've stolen a clock
I've stolen a clock
I've stolen a clock
I've stolen a clock
I've stolen a clock
I've stolen a clock
I've stolen a clock
I've stolen a clock
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:10, archived)
# 12 SPEED RACER
12 SPEED RACER
12 SPEED RACER
12 SPEED RACER
12 SPEED RACER
12 SPEED RACER
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:12, archived)
# i'd like to **** liv tyler
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:09, archived)
# shit?
sick dude.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:12, archived)
# That's nothing
I'm f*cking Ben Affleck
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:22, archived)
# 'Read her suck hard or in warp speed she drink allot.'
Right, I'm interested.

edit: vagina and alternate! Of course!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:09, archived)
# 'wide lipped and am going to vagina and alternate'
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:10, archived)
# Please feel free to 'go to vagina and alternate'
Roughly translated as 'CUNT OFF!'
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:10, archived)
# what?
WHAT?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:10, archived)
# it's okay
it's just Tracy Emin again...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:12, archived)
# Those crazy artists
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:18, archived)
# It does seem a bit too surreal for spam,
I rather enjoyed it and would like to read another one.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:18, archived)
# well - yes - although mostly just her
... and I think 'artist' might be being generous.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:19, archived)
# I am doing this is long gently
now please fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:11, archived)
# WE CAN'T REPEL SPAM OF THA MAGNITUDE!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:11, archived)
# Exception is line neck and then kiss. plastic surgery cheekbones plastic surgery cheekbones Strokes in good way that.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:12, archived)
# Fucking awesomes.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:12, archived)
# Yourself doing this is long gently.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:12, archived)
# I wish you Suncancer!
www.b3ta.com/board/8854354
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:12, archived)
# To wide lipped and am going to vagina and alternate.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:12, archived)
# Cock the nobbing arse off
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:13, archived)
# everybody look at this
b3ta.com/links/segway_riding_chimp
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:13, archived)
# you are worse then SPAM!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:15, archived)
# God, that's a new one!
FAIL!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:13, archived)
# I bet you want to look like Steven Tyler with a enlarged viagra penis
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:15, archived)
# What do you mean want to look like
*wiggles*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:27, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:30, archived)
# tell me why do we have all this spam...
have this anyhow
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:16, archived)
# ello Pete
do you want some seed?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:18, archived)
# *stops mid-wank*

What?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:17, archived)
# 'ning sir
sorry about the poopymouth, at least It wasn't spam ;-).
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:18, archived)
# Morning Donkey!

's okay, I'll give you another chance ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:23, archived)
# *sends love and hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:31, archived)
# You don't fool me, Julie Moult!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:21, archived)
# I clicked all those links
and entered my credit card details at each.
That'll teach 'em!
(spook, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:26, archived)
# I know times are tough
but this is spam, it will do you no good, and there's really no need for it.

Now fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:30, archived)
# Could you stitch my cock back together?
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Dali's Quiche

My first b3ta post, and my first terrible attempt at art.
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:06, archived)
# Still, it fits the brief, it does the job, it's not crap
YOU'RE WINNAR! welcome in, pull a kitten...

...aaaand you are doing 100% better than that noob up there^ sigh
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:08, archived)
# I want your KitKat mug!
Woo yay!

Pull chairs, shop kittens

(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:08, archived)
# I am drinking
tea out of it right now :D
You can have it after I'm done, but it wont be clean...
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:09, archived)
# I'll put the kettle on in preparation
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:11, archived)
# welcome
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:09, archived)
# welcome to b3ta you'll never leave! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:10, archived)
# give quiche a chance
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:11, archived)
# my mum used to say that to get me to eat it every time she cooked it.
i told her to fuck off man.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:14, archived)
# Was her quiche that bad?
Was she always shit at cooking?
What recipe was she using?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:18, archived)
# sir, you have done what so many have failed to do on their first post
namely, keep to the compo, post within size limits, and produce something that is quite woo-worthy! Well done, welcome, shop a stool and swing a kitten!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:14, archived)
# nice work
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:15, archived)
# Good stuff!
Welcome!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:16, archived)
# nicely done sir
pull up a chaise longue, shop an ocelot.
You'll never leave.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Nice one

Oh, and you'll never ever ever leave.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:20, archived)
# the scourge of the jungle...
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:58, archived)
# Farrot!
Parrox!

Paradox!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:00, archived)
# Woo to this :-)
have a dancing john in reply.


(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:00, archived)
# yay!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:01, archived)
# This would make me vote for him
although i'm not allowed because i'm a convicted felon not American
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:02, archived)
# *Set phasers to Democrat*
woo
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:04, archived)
# set vote rigging machine to 'cheat'
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:05, archived)
# The Mac Cane
I can see a marketing opportunity here
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:08, archived)
# Hahaha!
*votes*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:13, archived)
# Awesome stuff Octo
/Stalks from EG
(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:35, archived)
# polly want a bone?
hahaha, top shoppage, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:02, archived)
# Nicely!

I saw hordes of them in Costa Rica
/who want to touch me blog
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:03, archived)
# I will touch you because you are DUTCH
...and I might need the assistance of a Dutch person in the next few days...
Edit: or indeed anyone who can translate me a couple of words from Hollandish.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:05, archived)
# OK!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:24, archived)
# That's rather lovely
anyone else see that twat on the One Show last night doing bird impressions?

Is this what I pay my licence fee for?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:04, archived)
# yes
we pay the fee for pure crap
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:05, archived)
# i love the one show
even tried to get a john sergeant strictly tee the other day, but the website melted.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:11, archived)
# He's presenting some new show on Dave
starts at the end of the month, some comedy panel show
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:32, archived)
# I like this massively
it's dead good.

WOO YAY
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:09, archived)
# These fuckers are HUGE in real life
(parrots, not farrots)

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:12, archived)
# Hello my little chainsaws. At the weekend I went to Wales, and it were lovely. I dun this:
and it were lovely. I dun this:

CFB

A selection of previi:

Previously
Previouser
Previousarum
Previousant
Previousatis
Previousamus
Previous
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:40, archived)
# I am hugely enjoying these
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:41, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:47, archived)
# I dreamt about you last night
I don't know why



and no - it wasn't erotic in any shape or form whatsoever
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:51, archived)
# yeah
it wasn't very erotic...

ningles brother bobs
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:52, archived)
# NINGS
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:53, archived)
# there's no need to shout
I'm not deaf and I'm typing right next to you...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:59, archived)
# was it murderous then?
'nings B
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:54, archived)
# Nevermind.
I dreamt that that girl off of Coronation Street that was the escort girl tried to seduce me in my old room at univeristy, I was having none of it but then one of the temps we're currently employing came in and completely got the wrong idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:55, archived)
#
her?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:58, archived)
# *kills with extreme prejudice*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:03, archived)
# i dreamt i was a junky and was trying to kick smack.
yup yup.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:02, archived)
# How could it not be erotic?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:57, archived)
# Top workage mateyroon.
you done much with the half-tone conversion yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:41, archived)
# Not yet - I need to find a slot (pfft) where I can sit down and not be disturbed
I am bear of very little brain, and I need the time to fuck it all up entirely and start again.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:43, archived)
# hahah trial, error, retrial, error, spliff, retrial, sucess!
that's my usual order of making anything...
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:47, archived)
# Hahahaha
"Guys ... shall we just ... like ... skin up, and, like ... do it tomorrow?"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:48, archived)
# ^my entire life to date^
FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:49, archived)
# That's lully
But I must protest! I am a big chainsaw:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:41, archived)
# Size isn't everything, dear.
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:42, archived)
# Oh I agree! I'm massive but and I have a tiny cock!
*Waits for that to be my quote of the day*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:44, archived)
# Hahaha
Size isn't everythi ... oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:48, archived)
# coming first isn't everything
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:49, archived)
# That's bloody gorgeous.
Stop being good.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:43, archived)
# Merci madamé
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:48, archived)
# these are all just too good!
outstandingly atmospheric!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:44, archived)
# Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:49, archived)
# I am liking the Tower of Dooooooom!
Nice work, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:45, archived)
# Childe Roland to the Dark Tower Came
His word was still 'Fie, foh, and fum
I smell the blood of a British man.”
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:47, archived)
# It's ashley a reelly lovely little chuch
Until I got my paws on it bwahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:49, archived)
# I'm more of a Reciprocating saw
but I won't point out what a twat you are for not noticing.

:)

Today I have a pocket handkerchief in my breast pocket... if you take it out and unfold it it says "BLOW" in exciting letters!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:47, archived)
# Pffft ... "exciting" ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:49, archived)
# nice one sir
loving the train station the best, then the hotel and then all the others in no particular order.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:47, archived)
# I like the train station
I'm showing the Hotel on Nov 4th
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:50, archived)
# i wouldn't it'll get jealous
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:54, archived)
# woo! very nice indeed
you should make the first and only good webcomik.

Then I would hunt you down and offer you all my cheeses.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:49, archived)
# Cor!
Sexy cheeses?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:52, archived)
# Is there any other type of cheese?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:01, archived)
# Which part of Wales?
/mildly homesick blog
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:51, archived)
# North-West
Aber something.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:53, archived)
# Well that's ok then.
I'm from the south and never been to the north (yes, I know, lazy sod)
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:57, archived)
# dyffi?
I've been there. I might have misspelled that bit. It's more middle west edge than north though.

I crawled through a greenhouse air duct and chucked myself out of a tree and canoed. Or did I kayak? Hmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:00, archived)
# have some cheese on toast
it'll cheer you right up

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:58, archived)
# with bolognese underneath the cheese.
OH YES.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:58, archived)
# ... okay
kind of a deviance from the Welsh National Dish thing I was going for... but okay.

so - we've got:
*Toast
*Bolognese
*Cheese
*Worcestershire sauce & Tabasco
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:03, archived)
# you can take the last two and shove 'em up your...I don't like the last two. No thank you.
BLEURGH.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:04, archived)
# you don't like
woechorchestewrshestershire sauce? It's made of anchovies and things!

It's nice on toast or as a fizzy soft drink
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:07, archived)
# it's shitflakes,
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:10, archived)
# Well FINE
I'll pour the rest of it into the bath if that'll make you happy!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:13, archived)
# also
welcome to ningleshire - population: you
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:04, archived)
# Lonely! :-(
Undercover I hereby sentence you to 20 years hard living in ningleshire with me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:05, archived)
# maaaaan
as long as we can play in the old abandoned theme park and go mad.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:08, archived)
# I stood for 4 hours outside the ningleshire embassy for a visa
Can I go there now?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:07, archived)
# Yes pleeeeeeeeeease
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:08, archived)
# yup
... although the first mistake is that you need a bus pass, not a visa.

:)

Welcome to ningleshire.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:10, archived)
# I've got one as far as zone 6
can I pay the excess?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:16, archived)
# no
you get the rest of the journey for free... that's the kind of place ningleshire is.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:22, archived)
# *glows*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:23, archived)
# YUM!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:09, archived)
# I have teh spooks.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:59, archived)
# Damn bad newbies for pushing this down the board before I get a chance to comment
STOP BEING SO FUCKING TALENTED AND SHOP SOME SHITE!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:24, archived)
# No wonder he was in a hurry
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:34, archived)
# hahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:35, archived)
# Hahaha
Maybe he has fin rot and wants curing.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:36, archived)
# haha
stupid waterwalker!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:36, archived)
# "'ll find him for three, but I'll catch him and kill him, for ten. I'll bring him back from the dead for 20..."
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:38, archived)
# run god boy run
nicely
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:39, archived)
# No bridge.
Miracle!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:40, archived)
# He'll sick those sharks right up
Mornings the good people of /board!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:40, archived)
# I'll take your 'nings and give you more back!
Hello medi.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:45, archived)
# Oooh, with those 'nings you're really spoiling us
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:58, archived)
# oh that's lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:51, archived)
# i love this one
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:00, archived)
# Just popped into my head. I'm easily amused.


EDIT: Guess what was on the radio when I got up in the morning:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:33, archived)
# well,
as long as they're happy!
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:35, archived)
# Spanging Grannies Vol 11
Watch how Edna and Mabel spang each other to torrential orgasm in full HD technicolour!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:35, archived)
# Ooo Mables a real goer!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:44, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:38, archived)
# I hear they now serve jerk chicken too
I still wouldn't eat there
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:30, archived)
# I have problems with those places now
as I used to have to go with my (very ex) best friend and watch her shovel spoon after spoonful of her version of salad* into her gaping maw.

*blue cheese dressing with croutons and lettuce floating about in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:33, archived)
# I think it's the "very ex" part that makes this story all the more interesting :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:35, archived)
# She's a cunt. C-U-N-T cunt.
But I can be vindictively female now and just go HAHAHAHAHAHA she got fat and I got thinner.

*puts her grown up hat on again* sorry for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:37, archived)
# crazy outbursts like that make life all the more fun :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:40, archived)
# She really did though
and one of my mates saw her down the pub at the weekend in tight leather trousers. Eewwwwwwwwwwwwww.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:41, archived)
# hahahahah, there isn't much funnier than someone fat trying to wear tight leather pants...
the way it actually creaks under the strain...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:43, archived)
# I've saved the best bit
TUCKED IN to tight stiletto boots.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:45, archived)
# arse like two badly parked volkswagon beetles
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:46, archived)
# I'm still a bit of a chub.
But I'm not being hypocritical when I say oh my goodness yes. Bin bag full of cottage cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:46, archived)
# oh, dear me - no
that's not good.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:46, archived)
# If you do that
you have to have shapely legs. And that's not her area. Massive rollerblind bosoms, yes. Shapely legs, no.

Sorry, I'm being a right bitch this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:47, archived)
# oooooh, VERY SEXY!
*rubs thighs furiously*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:49, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:51, archived)
# I can't help reading 'ex' as 'fat'
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:37, archived)
# She is now, she wasn't then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:39, archived)
# you should have gone to specsavers
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:39, archived)
# metafori.. mettafour.. metafive.. figuratively speaking
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:41, archived)
# *bokes up previously lovely bacon and egg sarnie*
Blue cheese dressing -eeewwwww.......
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:36, archived)
# Sorry love!
The Boosh barely redeemed themselves, the songs at the end were ok, and little Dave Brown's a rock god, but apart from that it was, not to put too fine a point on it, gash.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:38, archived)
# That's a bit poo.
:(

I'm currently debating getting tickets for Mr Izzard, but last time round he was, quite frankly, shite, so I'm very unsure...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:42, archived)
# The wife said that when he went to see sexie.
I want to go and see Dylan Moran. He's one of the few people who really makes me laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:43, archived)
# ross noble!
stewart lee!

doug stanhope!

these are all good peoples. I'd link you some but your at work and your work hates you :(
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:50, archived)
# They do.
For you- youtube or whatever:

Michael McIntyre
Greg Davies
Russell Howard
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:54, archived)
# I love him.
He's off his mong.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:51, archived)
# People frown if you try to ride them round town now.
Bastards. I'm an equal opportunities employer.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:53, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:56, archived)
# Joey Deacon was on telly a couple of days ago
just for a second. Happy birthday blue peter or something, they showed him having a lovely big old smile, bless him.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:58, archived)
# oooh you off to the Boosh
lucky you
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:37, archived)
# No, that was last night, I need to change it.
And no, not at all, as it happens. Shame.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:39, archived)
# I saw review and wasnt good, hoped they were wrong
still I shall go to you tube and just listen to eels song over and over and over and over...
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:42, archived)
# Lots of things were wrong
including the fact that most of the action took place on the front fucking 3rd of the stage. They totally ignored the line marks.

Top shelf? Don't give me 'top shelf', you little wanker, we've barely seen you tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:46, archived)
# I wouldn't go if I were her.
I heard the songs at the end are ok, and little Dave Brown's a rock god, but apart from that it is, not to put too fine a point on it, gash.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:42, archived)
# Wise words. I bet whoever said that is really sexy and talented.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:44, archived)
# But of course!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:45, archived)
# :D you're full of wise words today
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:48, archived)
# Its all gone deja vu
Im stuck in a time continuum loop, but I wanted to stuck in the one with the girl I used to work with with prize norks
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:49, archived)
# White hole! Spewing time back into the universe!
So what is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:51, archived)
# the pasta from pizza hut is suprisingly good
in the states at least
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:36, archived)
# Silly Dave - pasta is not dining out
It's what you make at home when you can't be arsed cooking properly
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:44, archived)
# only ever had it delivered!
how's it going? long time no see
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:55, archived)
# hello mate.
not too shabby ta.
are you ever coming back to Inger-land??
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:59, archived)
# *begs to differ*
usually I'd agree, but there's a little secret restaurant in my town that does egg carbonara tagliatelle with truffles and it's AMAZING.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:57, archived)
# Ah, yes well there is always posh pasta.
I had some with squid ink once. However Im not holding by breath for pizza hut to start doing it!
Thing is the other Mr the Clownfish does such wicked sauces at home
I feel a bit cheated paying loads of cash for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:03, archived)
# You are indeed a lucky sort.
Mr Wow makes good food also.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:07, archived)
# Jumping on the bandwagon
another fast food chain attempts to find other ways to fill that hole.

(Mr_Fingers, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:18, archived)
# it bloody well is as well.


'ning i just had a dream that i was addicted to heroin and was trying to kick it.. bloody bizarre it were.

EDIT: chorus for ris
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:26, archived)
# A beautiful lie?
/Kundera blog

Other than that, I'm stuck between "WOO!" and "ris?"

Morning, all!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:27, archived)
# there's a famous song by a fat man
that some way relates to a bat outside of hell.. it's in relation to the lyrics of that
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:29, archived)
# I thought
'man of wealth and taste' being a lie, as he's clearly:

a: not a man
b: not wealthy

although he DOES have taste in caves. That's a lovely cave.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:30, archived)
# its an enterance to doom misery and destruction
and also remarkably good tapas. satan's mad for the stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:34, archived)
# I've never had tapas
although I'm assured I won't like it. Due to being a complete pussy when it comes to certain spices, I kind of have to take some food under advisement.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:34, archived)
# Ahh, yes.
It's still very early in the morning.


And now I've got it going around my head.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:30, archived)
# He seems reet comfy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:28, archived)
# Is it Portal related?
'fraid we're a Nintendo and PC household.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:29, archived)
# hmm..
don't know the song,
but i like the parking at the rear sign!
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:30, archived)
# oh come on.
au.youtube.com/watch?v=yBZDTK9Yhko
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:32, archived)
# work says NO! to you tube...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:34, archived)
# hahah :)
...why would you want to kick it? bizarre indeed

Oh letters, looks like it's only me that got it. :( and it isn't tom jones...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:31, archived)
# it is a bit confusing
i think that cave could be a little bit more hell like.. and maybe o animated the bat coming out of it.. btu this was done at about 3.00am :) so sod it. :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:45, archived)
# Really beautiful
But RIS? "HELL Use parking at the rape?" "hellbat" "The song is a lie?"

edit: ah, REAR, and I don't know the song
(I helped save b3ta! My Future Self Stay Gold Ponyboy. Stay Gold., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:31, archived)
# sorry it's too small
should read use parking for rape... :P
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:35, archived)
# hahahah! that's top :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:36, archived)
# Prehistoric man liked to get high


There is new evidence suggesting stone-age humans took drugs to get high.

Archaeologists conducting research on the Caribbean Island of Carriacou have unearthed ceramic bowls and tubes which ancient man used for inhaling fumes or powders. Testing of the paraphernalia revealed it to be from between 100 and 400 B.C., in the time period that should perhaps now be called "The Stoned Age."

The researchers believe the drug involved was cohaba, the psychedelic ground seed of the cojobana tree. Many scientists and historians suspect humans have been using hallucinogens as far back as 5,000 years ago, but the Carriacou find is the most direct evidence that our ancestors partied.

Of course, cavemen getting high was never directly addressed on "The Flintstones," but we've always suspected Barney's drug use was linked to Bam Bam's behavioral issues.

Ris: www.asylum.com/2008/10/20/prehistoric-man-liked-to-get-high/
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:22, archived)
# Roll up a fatty
for that pimp daddy!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:25, archived)
# How interesting!
I shall save that link for lunchtime. I always knew I was in good company. Of course, cavemen are the original dandies.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:26, archived)
# 100 and 400 BC... the stone age?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:26, archived)
# Stoner Age man
?

edit:oh wait, they did that joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:27, archived)
# arf!
rude not to really.
*gets high*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:27, archived)
# Validates Bill Hicks' perspective on things anyhow...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:27, archived)
# Bill Hicks for Dead President!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:28, archived)
# did you also notice on that page...
goatse cash

(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:28, archived)
# no ring
fake
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:29, archived)
# that is
deliberate.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:30, archived)
# Jeah saw it, but it was to spammy to bother b3tans
also, I think they rely on peeps to copy and spread it via the interwebs since it's a wannabe goatse
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:31, archived)
# ooooh get her!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:32, archived)
# *picks up burning flare and spike*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:32, archived)
# it's too early in the morning for a sexy romp
lose the spike
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:35, archived)
# and chewing cocoa leaves
I did have some research on this, must tidy up and find it
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:36, archived)
# stop running naked trough my mind
put some damn clothes on you sexy thang
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:38, archived)
# Nice.
I like his leopard-print zippo.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:38, archived)
# just because he's prehistoric don't mean the man doesn't have some style
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:39, archived)
# This week's issue.


(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:08, archived)
# TOATE
EDIT: 'pologies, this is ver' nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:09, archived)
# lol
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:10, archived)
# id buy that for a.....
few coins
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:10, archived)
# bastard work has redexed it!!
can someone describe it to me....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:15, archived)
# How about this:
Here.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:18, archived)
# haha!
i can see this!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:19, archived)
# I'm pleased that someone's work has blacklisted my name!
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:23, archived)
# =D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:25, archived)
# Hahaha!
Dude! Where's my Porsche?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:15, archived)
# American GOP-pic

Republic party politics for dummies.
Click for bigger (188KB)
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 8:55, archived)
# rofl
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:06, archived)
# Frightening
in so many ways.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:16, archived)
# well that worked then. Morning :)
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:20, archived)
# Morning indeed!
Getting my early B3ta fix before doing all the work I should have been doing yesterday when I was pissing about on here.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:22, archived)
# top o' the maharning to ye's
have a tesco value fail



saw this while doing my shopping and thought it might amuse...
(teasus likes tea, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 8:44, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 8:53, archived)
# Woof!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 8:54, archived)
# Hahaha!
Have a Metro-inspired horse fail in response!

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 8:56, archived)
# oh gosh, that's so sad : (
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:00, archived)
# It's OK the horse was fine...
see...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:03, archived)
# Phew! : )
In other news: PEACHES GELDOF



AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH *runs*


EDIT: hahahaha i can't get over it, she looks like a bad tranvestites impression of Madonna.....
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:05, archived)
# hahahahahah top description
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:21, archived)
# Hahaha that reminds me of you!
Of sorry. That's 'thick cut' I'm thinking of.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:08, archived)
# thick cut shirley ;p
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:12, archived)
# dikke kut
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:14, archived)
# That;s what I said! o:)
sorry precoffee:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:16, archived)
# Hahaha funnily enough the first image I ever posted on b3ta was a thick cut one in response to a duff post...
and I leeched it.

Epic, epic fail.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:21, archived)
# That's not an epic fail.
Emailing your first post to rob to put up for you is an epic fail:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:35, archived)
# ah we were all n00bs once...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:36, archived)

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