(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Sun 21 Dec 2008, 12:12,
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Chama… Chama… Chama… Chameleon. You come and go… You come and go…
(prodigy69Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death,
Sun 21 Dec 2008, 12:12,
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Does he blow up because of the colours...
..or is he fully engorged at the thought of Beadle Below? Good work but I feel sorry for him. Also (tj) is this any good or is it shit? I have been working on it so long I just can't tell anymore.
(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 21 Dec 2008, 10:50,
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Probably talks more sense though!
'ningles all.
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Sun 21 Dec 2008, 11:39,
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Ning Riverghost
how be ye?
(Duke Otterbyyou pre-verts,
Sun 21 Dec 2008, 11:40,
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I feel like a big pile of poo and will be doing as little work as I humanly can:)
I'm hiding out in my room at the mo but will have to go back down to the office soon.
EDIT: Using the ITV online player atm. I think it's the shittest of the lot, soooo many adverts!
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Sun 21 Dec 2008, 11:55,
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hahahah that's brilliant!
/click
(sockmore tea vicar?,
Sun 21 Dec 2008, 10:51,
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William Pitt the even younger?
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Sun 21 Dec 2008, 10:52,
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Pitt the foetus?
(Mr.Onsknows you can hear him, Earthmen.,
Sun 21 Dec 2008, 11:27,
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I'm hungry. What should I eat?
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Sun 21 Dec 2008, 11:28,
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Hot buttered toats with red jam!
/Red Jam is yum!
(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 21 Dec 2008, 11:29,
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i have been dissapointed with the quality of toats ever since mum started making wholemeal bread instead of white.
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Sun 21 Dec 2008, 11:35,
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Wholemeal toats is nice too but a bit dry
but if your Mum is making bread, like I do occassionally, then get the Wholemeal bread just after it's come out of the breadmaker/oven and smear butter and jam straight on the warm bread yummy!
(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 21 Dec 2008, 11:41,
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i don't like getting up that early.
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Sun 21 Dec 2008, 11:50,
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Youth of today!!
Trying to do stuff we did in our Youth - how very dare they!
(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 21 Dec 2008, 11:56,
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Pitt the gleam in the milkman's eye?
(Grokthoughtwouldn't pay that for Chinese 5-Spice,
Mon 22 Dec 2008, 0:05,
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(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 21 Dec 2008, 10:48,
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something tells me you are not fond of this idea.
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Sun 21 Dec 2008, 10:51,
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They only way I would shove 2 fingers into Noel
is somekind of kungfu killer two finger move piercing his eyeballs entering his brain!
(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 21 Dec 2008, 10:56,
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I like your thinking.
May I offer you the use of my brand new flaming death hammer with extra spiky bits too?
(i_yam_bucketdoo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo,
Sun 21 Dec 2008, 10:59,
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Aww you are all teh sweet and kindly
*batters Noel's still twitching body with flaming-spikey-death-mace-hammer*
(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 21 Dec 2008, 11:02,
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\o/ *sticks the boot in*
mindless violence (towards Noel Edmonds) ftw!
(i_yam_bucketdoo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo,
Sun 21 Dec 2008, 11:08,
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bloodly hell you ARE kinky...
what about one finger?
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Sun 21 Dec 2008, 10:59,
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The one finger is reserved for the button to the trapdoor mechanism
labelled "****Noel's final death deal - DO NOT PRESS - EMERGENCY ONLY!****" which opens up under Noel and send him into a vortex to an infinite void from which there is no escape.
(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 21 Dec 2008, 11:04,
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what is so terrible about this noel anyway?
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Sun 21 Dec 2008, 11:07,
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Nothing really - he's a little smug and self conceited
but no more than most presenters and I do watch Deal or No Deal occassionally.
(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 21 Dec 2008, 11:09,
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Oh, so do I.
It's the smugness that makes me want to harm him. And the repetition. And the fact he thinks he's a national treasure because of House Party. And the Pervy Uncle-ness of him.
*shudders*
(i_yam_bucketdoo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo,
Sun 21 Dec 2008, 11:12,
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Well there is that also the way he pops up at Christmas
to END ALL POVERTY AND REWARD ALL CHARITIES!!! which is nothing but token guestures that may be heartwarming but hardly a solution to their long term problems.
"Amy was born with 5 heads, 2 of which died and withered - but she has struggled on, helping her Elderly dead gandmother get to the shops for Vegemite and Toothpaste. *sniffle* and despite all the local chavs giving her a hard time poking fun at her 3 remaining heads and the 2 withered ones she has remained cheerful and optimistic *sniffle* - so we gave her a truck load of Nike Trainers!"
(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 21 Dec 2008, 11:19,
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That's my cousin....
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Sun 21 Dec 2008, 11:21,
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So your not short of Nike Trainers then?
(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 21 Dec 2008, 11:22,
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no but i haven't worked out how to tie the laces.
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Sun 21 Dec 2008, 11:24,
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Ties laces?
No no you claim some lace tying disability and Noel will pop up at Christmas to reward your bravery by giving you a Playstation PS1.
(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 21 Dec 2008, 11:33,
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Up with this kind of thing!
(Noeliovertheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs,
Sun 21 Dec 2008, 11:21,
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(postbearhas metal knees,
Sun 21 Dec 2008, 7:57,
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Haha
"that's wrong...that's just wrong."
(hankemurphy, I'm a mess,
Sun 21 Dec 2008, 7:58,
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i'm catching up on all kinds of bad tv.
i watched 'cheaters' earlier tonight - it's hilarious. ever seen it?
hang on... cheaters. there are short clipd from the shows there, but youtube is a better resource (actually, youtube might be the best resource for crap like this).
(postbearhas metal knees,
Sun 21 Dec 2008, 8:06,
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I've seen clips
humans are weird, man.
(hankemurphy, I'm a mess,
Sun 21 Dec 2008, 8:11,
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thank fuck i'm not one any longer.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Sun 21 Dec 2008, 8:14,
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god
that was painful to watch
(AgentMuuhentai coordination,
Sun 21 Dec 2008, 8:20,
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How's the Ukrain situation?
I would give you money if: a) some of it was going toward 16mm film to document the process
or
b) if I had any money.
Does this whole thing have anything to do with Herzog?
edit: Oh wait, I thought you were walking for some reason. Nevermind about the Herzog thing.
(hankemurphy, I'm a mess,
Sun 21 Dec 2008, 8:23,
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well
a.) it would be difficult to get 16mm film or a bolex through customs, i think, so I'll be documenting mainly on my wimpy panasonic camcorder which I've used to shoot most of my claymations
and
b.) of course you have money.
also
c.) it doesn't have directly to do with Herzog but considering the unbearable cold weather of Ukraine in January, I imagine he'd give me kudos for following in his brave-the-elements path (though I won't be dealing with angry midgets or bears)
(AgentMuuhentai coordination,
Sun 21 Dec 2008, 8:25,
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you're going to the ukraine?
i have family there, all of them crazy.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Sun 21 Dec 2008, 8:31,
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they'd have to be crazy to live there in this weather! ahahahahahaha
sorry. really though? i thought you knew about my ukraine adventure.
(AgentMuuhentai coordination,
Sun 21 Dec 2008, 8:33,
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i don't think so, but i'm a bit out of it these days.
tell me more or link to a relevant explanation, please.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Sun 21 Dec 2008, 8:36,
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(AgentMuuhentai coordination,
Sun 21 Dec 2008, 8:37,
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oh, neat. i hope you have a blast.
why in hell did you choose january as visiting time there?
i was last there in '88 or so.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Sun 21 Dec 2008, 8:40,
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thanks.
january was the only time i could go, unfortunately. the people i'm visiting were in america this summer, and i have the month of january off between semesters, so...
anyway yes i will be freezing my tits off but i intend to be so trashed as to not be able to feel it either way!
(AgentMuuhentai coordination,
Sun 21 Dec 2008, 8:43,
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i suggest deplaning in full 'ukrainian ethnic' garb as imagined and sewn by your local old people.
the one cousin i got on with there moved well south into andalucia long ago, last i heard from him he was in malaga. i'd offer travel tips but i wasn't there long enough to do so and i'm guessing things have changed in the last twenty years.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Sun 21 Dec 2008, 8:51,
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indeed they have
while my friends in the country insist things are completely different, i have friends here in baltimore who came from ukraine maybe 10-12 years ago and insisted that i cut my hair and buy a tracksuit before i go there
(AgentMuuhentai coordination,
Sun 21 Dec 2008, 8:53,
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I know crazy Ukrainians
they're pretty crazy.
I don't talk to them anymore.
(hankemurphy, I'm a mess,
Sun 21 Dec 2008, 8:46,
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well, craziness is directly proportional to attractiveness
so yes, ukrainian women at least are very, very crazy.
(AgentMuuhentai coordination,
Sun 21 Dec 2008, 8:47,
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until they reach their 25-30's
(My Ass Is On Firedue to constant gas leak,
Sun 21 Dec 2008, 8:59,
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While I enjoy such generalisations
I can not stand behind this one. I've been dealing with lots of crazy recently and I feel like it comes in all kinds of packaging.
(hankemurphy, I'm a mess,
Sun 21 Dec 2008, 10:51,
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i felt we all needed a little pain. it makes us more alive.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Sun 21 Dec 2008, 8:29,
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On the latest episode of Nigella's Christmas kitchen she says,
"Pink as a beaver." I shit you not. I had to rewind as I approached the vinegar strokes couldn't belive my ears.
(the_rhyme_ministerhas a little bit of gold and a pager,
Sun 21 Dec 2008, 8:24,
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at least she wasn't describing her own genitals. those are dark brown and as hard as the bits of burnt fat in a pan of chipped beef forgotten in an oven when the house burns down.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Sun 21 Dec 2008, 8:43,
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(_Felix's school of dance and occult sciences,
Sun 21 Dec 2008, 7:13,
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*peas stock woo for these*
(Tahkcalbω∞ for sigs,
Sun 21 Dec 2008, 7:17,
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Argh
hello again, cocktohedron.
(_Felix's school of dance and occult sciences,
Sun 21 Dec 2008, 7:22,
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I will come up with something more...
...specific to these trifoil loop ones. As that was made for "flies". I'm always interested in seeing exploration of what works in the complex looping thingies. MAOR etc.
(Tahkcalbω∞ for sigs,
Sun 21 Dec 2008, 8:05,
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crudely rendered!
hello.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Sun 21 Dec 2008, 7:35,
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High poly cocks tho'.
Hi, Peebee!
(Tahkcalbω∞ for sigs,
Sun 21 Dec 2008, 8:06,
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i guess it's not for a game, then?
(postbearhas metal knees,
Sun 21 Dec 2008, 8:15,
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Not sure if anyone has used procedural surfacing in a game yet.
However, vertex ops can simulate it on some hardware. Anyway, it's not how many it's how you use them.
(Tahkcalbω∞ for sigs,
Sun 21 Dec 2008, 8:21,
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um, nice pile of painted sand, dude.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Sun 21 Dec 2008, 8:38,
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More dancing butterfly snaps.
Should be finished it soon.
(Tahkcalbω∞ for sigs,
Sun 21 Dec 2008, 8:47,
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I had a happy day yesterday. It snowed so much they let us out of school at 11:30. :D How are you, dear?
(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sun 21 Dec 2008, 2:01,
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I am good!
I just got back from the pub; there was music playing and I was doing arts. One of the guys in the band bought me a drink because he loved my portrait of him so much!
I'm not sure. We'll have the laptop with us, so probably, yeah. Cuz obviously I won't be able to get snail mail. But I can get email. Not IM though, as it's not installed on this PC.
(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sun 21 Dec 2008, 2:29,
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Well we could gaz or note or just plain email.
When you're around, of course! Don't forget to put our web addresses all over London. Someone important might come across them! :D
(ShazzoirOld enough to know better young enough not to care,
Sun 21 Dec 2008, 2:13,
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CRIKEY MATE!!
or FARKING OATH!! maybe FUCK ME DRUNK...or FUCK ME DEAD!! perhaps G'day Bruce, howzitgoan Bruce, bit crook Bruce...
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Sun 21 Dec 2008, 2:20,
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i tend to think that it should be kept to a few threads
i don't really like to see a heap of threads all on the same theme...
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Sun 21 Dec 2008, 1:47,
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I just counted 53 clicks worth of chair on he board
thats allot of chair im gonna cool off on the chairs till the sun comes up
(JamnogSardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sun 21 Dec 2008, 1:53,
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there's nothing wrong with the images and the hummus
just that i think that if you have a lolchair they should go in one big lolchair thread instead of the whole board being lolchairs and no one posting anything different...
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Sun 21 Dec 2008, 1:55,
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^This.
Also: one-click bookmarked. I love lolchairs and I had to bookmark several threads for further lols :(
(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 21 Dec 2008, 1:15,
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i don't know it so can't vouch for its character
i have though been having abusive and threatening call from wombats for some time, so please forgive my knee jerk reaction.
(skeltonatorNeeds some new daps.,
Sun 21 Dec 2008, 1:22,
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WOMBAT!!!!!
(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 21 Dec 2008, 1:12,
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ahhahhahahah
looks like I came by at JUST THE RIGHT TIME
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Sun 21 Dec 2008, 1:18,
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This mammal has a genuine YAY face.
(MonocromaticoLady Godiva's horse,
Sun 21 Dec 2008, 1:18,
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But he doesn't have a chair
Explain....
(Fluffy Faceis blaming your picture for breaking my commode,
Sun 21 Dec 2008, 1:20,
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you're really supposed to shop them
and if you think they need to be seen by others, put them on links or in an existing thread...
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Sun 21 Dec 2008, 1:23,
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;)
(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 21 Dec 2008, 0:54,
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TOAPS > TOATS
(Cassius Krayfloats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Sun 21 Dec 2008, 0:55,
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LOLBREAD!
(monkdagolabut how do you TURN a phrase?,
Sun 21 Dec 2008, 0:56,
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(Tahkcalbω∞ for sigs,
Sun 21 Dec 2008, 0:57,
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Hehe
(elephant riderproperty shark sighted!,
Sun 21 Dec 2008, 0:57,
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haha!`
(monkdagolabut how do you TURN a phrase?,
Sun 21 Dec 2008, 0:58,
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:D
I posted my first two pictures tonight, both chair related, in recent threads. I was in fear I'd blunder and have to *shudder* thread delete somehow. Thanks.
(elephant riderproperty shark sighted!,
Sun 21 Dec 2008, 1:03,
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IT'S THE MAGIC OF LOLCHAIRS
(gronkpan@vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 21 Dec 2008, 1:04,
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The one on the right looks cozy
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 21 Dec 2008, 0:58,
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(printmeisterhttp://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's,
Sun 21 Dec 2008, 0:59,
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Maybe we should keep them all to the existing threads now
(gronkpan@vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 21 Dec 2008, 0:59,
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BUT BUT BUT
What about PHYSICS?
(Cassius Krayfloats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Sun 21 Dec 2008, 1:02,
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(printmeisterhttp://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's,
Sun 21 Dec 2008, 0:34,
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(JamnogSardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sun 21 Dec 2008, 0:55,
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they arent listening to me again
if lol chairs are still pouring out of b3ta this time tomorrow night I will be very surprised. I'm going to get a NIGHT CAPS and go to bed. *mutters into sleeve* *shuffles off* *more muttering*
edit : *shuffles back*
(JamnogSardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sun 21 Dec 2008, 1:23,
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Actually on /talk they don't even have pictures :(((((
(hankemurphy, I'm a mess,
Sun 21 Dec 2008, 0:49,
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LOLWORDS!
(monkdagolabut how do you TURN a phrase?,
Sun 21 Dec 2008, 0:40,
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(printmeisterhttp://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's,
Sun 21 Dec 2008, 0:44,
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haha
(hankemurphy, I'm a mess,
Sun 21 Dec 2008, 0:45,
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yeah
but she has crackin' tits
(JamnogSardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sun 21 Dec 2008, 0:48,
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And firm, pert knuckles.
(Sea Trampthe thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 21 Dec 2008, 0:56,
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