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(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:14, archived)

natures natural companions

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:15, archived)

Pingu and Henry?

You are onto a winner there. I demand you fire up 3ds and provide me with at least 30 minutes of footage before I'm too drunk to see it.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:20, archived)

That's

not long, then? :P

(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:21, archived)

about 3 hours.

Toasty could knock out a trilogy in that time.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:28, archived)

That's not henry!

1) not red.
2) Not holding carrier bag and wearing hat.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:42, archived)

It is!

ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/2189J8047PL._SL160_AA160_.jpg

But the hose is in the wrong place. :P

(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:06, archived)

Yup

The blue henry is native to snowy regions. ;)

(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:21, archived)

SLUUUUUURRRRRP!

*aaaahhhhh*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:16, archived)

How splendid!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:18, archived)

Thanks

(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:21, archived)

Twice I've seen this and I have liked it both times :D

woo

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:19, archived)

Haha

Thanks :D

(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:20, archived)

It made me go "ehh, I just saw this on DA, whats going on, I am scared"

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:21, archived)

Well

DA is less scary to post on than B3ta, and this one passed the screening process. :P

(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:23, archived)

I have put it in my favs now, that is how much I like it :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:24, archived)

I love hoovers!

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:21, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:54, archived)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:54, archived)

Writing's on the wall!

Yay :D

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:55, archived)

Does it say this?

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Rico, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:56, archived)

'kin HOUPLA!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:55, archived)

Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes

and yes.

(The_Queen_Is_Dead Scooter Is A Blonde Haired Fuck-monkey, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:55, archived)

He looks so happy!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:55, archived)

now draw a jazz chord...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:55, archived)

hahaha, don't start :D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:56, archived)

hehe ;)

lovely work, as always

/Any chance of a Johnny Cash in this style?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:56, archived)

Joe Strummer for me please.

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:59, archived)

Frank Zappa would be pretty cool;

he was a bit cartoonish anyway.

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DogHorse plop, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:00, archived)

Johnny, Joe and Frank

triple teaming Suzy Faren

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:03, archived)

now that cherie has gone, and Palin fell off the planet, who is your newest infatuation?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:05, archived)

No one's quite won over my affections

there's a gaping void in my heart where Cherie's mouth used to be.
So little's changed.

edit/ I have done a couple of Mrs Obama's though...

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:07, archived)

I hear you... kind of the same here

I tried to get worked up about Michelle too, but it's just not sticking.

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:09, archived)

I might try Mrs Balls

or climb on the other bus and go straight for Mandy.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:21, archived)

MmmmmmMandy!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:23, archived)

I think there's some mileage to be had with Angela Merkels, myself

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:07, archived)

she hassome giant tits

static.rp-online.de/layout/fotos/457x325/32724-121122_Norway_Merkel_OSL205.jpg

but I'm not feeling it in my loins

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:10, archived)

wowzors!

*files away*

She needs to sack her hairstylist really.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:12, archived)

it's probably too late anyway

ahe's going to be out of office soon

edit/cracking cleavage though, you could live in there and farm bats or somesuch.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:15, archived)

seconded

pour moi

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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:14, archived)

possible

but it would probably need to be in the form of his marvellous role in Columbo :D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:01, archived)

Can I get a zombie portrait? I'll blow you :)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:57, archived)

what sort? scribble or full printable proper?

I do charge for proper commissions (Stevie is such an item, the mysterious benefactor now has a super high res print quality of it)if you want something/someone/yourself mail me and we'll hammer out the details :)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:00, archived)

I'd just like something for my profile really

Be part of the family like. I'm getting a vector portrait from Logovend sometime soon. Thanky! :)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:03, archived)

I find this post offensive to black blind people

Sorry, the picture is lovely. I'm still all ranty.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:55, archived)

Why? It's not like they can see it.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:56, archived)

because they're black?

you people disgust me.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:57, archived)

Hahaha

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:03, archived)

haha

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:05, archived)

Hehehe

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:57, archived)

STEVIE!!

glorious.

my dad saw him live back in the day, the swine.

He stumbled out on to stage shuffling around trying to find the piano, said "forgive this poor man, he is blind." Then unleashed musical joy. Good showings.

also top lines and colours :)

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arrangedletters, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:55, archived)

Tesco Value Ray Charles

*runs*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:03, archived)

*snipers*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:05, archived)

Ray Charles never did a song with Blue

this speaks volumes in his favour as far as I'm concerned.

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arrangedletters, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:07, archived)

woot

your brill!

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:55, archived)

Yay!

Top pic :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:55, archived)

Your Wonder's got no nose

Woo yay!

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Joliet, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:55, archived)

how does he smell.....

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calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Thu 15 Jan 2009, 1:09, archived)

You may have my

'post of the day' award when I get around to that kind of stuff.
I love this.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:56, archived)

Oh yes oh yes oh yes oh yes oh yes

You've just done my top favourite chap of all time, you marvellous man.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:56, archived)

Is he really? I mean, I knew that all along and it was deliberate and not just a low res copy of an image I did for someone else :D

mind you, its hard to find someone who doesn't appreciate the chap

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:03, archived)

He really and truly is.

First song I ever danced to was a Stevie Wonder song, according to my grandma.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:04, archived)

If your nan didn't say "damn! that girls got rhythm" I'll be deeply disappointed

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:05, archived)

I really couldn't say, I was but a mere baby.

Probably a trouserless baby, knowing me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:07, archived)

cracking

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DogHorse plop, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:01, archived)

I just called...

...to say I love you :D

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Ninj, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:04, archived)

Wrong era dude!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:06, archived)

Oops!

;-)

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Ninj, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:12, archived)

soup herb!

Lovely work on the marth

you should trademark this style. Not chibi, not super deformed, but HAPPYTOASTED

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:06, archived)

I don't claim it to be unique at all

theres a lot of similar things out there, stumpy legs big hands, collectable toys especially.

Which is actually what I would love to be doing. So if some big marketing guy at a really good Toy related company, say Kid Robot is reading this, lets do lunch eh? ;)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:11, archived)

I always thought if I ever ended up running a publishing house

I'd beg, plead and cry at you to come and work for me.

Right, I'm off. Later potaters.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:13, archived)

throw money at me and give me a house by the sea and I'm yours ;)

ta ta for now

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:15, archived)

I'm sure they'd be lining up...

but you're rubbish at 3D work...

*legs it*

;)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:14, archived)

ha!

To be honest I'd happily ditch the 3d stuff if I could just draw them. Oi, taters, hows about I draw 'em, you do the 3d model and we sell them for a billion quid each?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:17, archived)

*ponders*

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:21, archived)

I like the 3d stuff...

but this is definitely your true calling.

I think this and Hot Fuzz* are among the best work I have seen on this fine site.

Bit sycophantic I know but not a word of a lie, and credit where credit's emphatically due.

*oh, and the Joe Pineapples one ruled as well.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:22, archived)

Damn right

I'd love to go into toy design myself.

I would wee myself if i saw one of my 3d models in toy form.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:20, archived)

I resorted to making my own a while back :D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:22, archived)

I cant work out

if that is noel or liam

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:34, archived)

haha

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:40, archived)

lol!

Both miserable cunts :)

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:30, archived)

Thats ACE!

Love the lines on his arms and fists

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:41, archived)

Love love love love love.

Shading on the knuckles/hands is ace.

(And teeth, and necklace, and...)

Cracking job!

(Elegant Lady Vee is not my real name., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:08, archived)

Thas lully!

He looks just like I imagine him in my mind! :D

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..wil, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:10, archived)

wow

woo to you :D

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:16, archived)

He's Happy

How do those glasses stay on?

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Tart Monkey, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:15, archived)

Isn't he lovely

Isn't he etc.

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bert grr picked his feet in Poughkeepsie, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:49, archived)

you should email this to him, i bet he'd love to see it.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 5:41, archived)

Excellent work Sir

Can I ask if you've done one of John Peel?

(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 23:58, archived)

End of day doodle.

strut strut strut

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:51, archived)

Mmmm

Must get me a pair of them boots

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Joliet, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:52, archived)

you can borrow mine!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:52, archived)

Hurrah!

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Joliet, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:53, archived)

~~boots~~ boobs

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:52, archived)

Boobs I have

Boots, I don't.

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Joliet, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:53, archived)

pictures please

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:55, archived)

this!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:57, archived)

Have this one I've just found which I can roast for the comp.

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Joliet, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:58, archived)

errr

I think you misunderstood

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:00, archived)

musssst... resisssst... innuendooooo...

EDIT haha rely on Barb!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:52, archived)

You can always rely on me for innuendo!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:54, archived)

in-YOUR-endo

*teehee*

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Joliet, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:55, archived)

I like drawing footwear on lady characters.

I get to make the boots look interesting.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:53, archived)

and how...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:54, archived)

strutting...

isn't that something like placing something on poles?

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Mr. Johnson, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:53, archived)

Awesome!

Ebay material?

(BkBilly You see... what had happened was..., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:54, archived)

yup.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:54, archived)

She looks worrying thin here

But woo all the same.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:56, archived)

I love this *clicks*

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:57, archived)

Nice poseage

Those chebs must be breaking her back though!

Where you been over christmas? Somewhere nice i hope?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:08, archived)

Tirrels

With squits!

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Fitznicely into a thimble, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:22, archived)

I'll just pop this here to restore order...

Edit: Sorry Moley didn't see you there :)

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Ninj, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:44, archived)

Hahahaha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:45, archived)

hahahahahha!

damn... I could really go for some rusks right now.....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:46, archived)

Arf!

Farley FTW!
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:46, archived)

\o/

One of the best things about having kids :D

*has cupboard FULL of rusks*

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:48, archived)

We're not talking in the Sarth Efrican sense here, are we?

Giant rock-hard cakes of pah. Give me Kudu biltong anyday.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:49, archived)

FFS! Who gave Philip orange peel..?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:44, archived)

wha?? hahahaha!!

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McBadger COW, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:44, archived)

hahahha

woo! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:45, archived)

Hahaha!

More importantly, who's manipulating his face?

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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:45, archived)

Hahahahahhaha! outstanding!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:46, archived)

hahaha!

marvellous

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:47, archived)

if the wind changes direction

etc etc.

woooo :)

I think mostly people would be shocked if phillip wasn't racist.

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arrangedletters, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:48, archived)

Hahahaha...

ace, as always! :D

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Ninj, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:49, archived)

his teeth look better than usual

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:55, archived)

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(Suzy Faren, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:39, archived)

Suzy Faren is a dirty whore

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:40, archived)

NO NEED TO BE RUDE MAN

NO NEED

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:40, archived)

SORRY MOFAHA!

SORRY SUZY!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:47, archived)

THREESOME?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:49, archived)

ME, SUZY & JULIE MOULT?

OK, YA!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:51, archived)

costs extra

and bits of her are dirtier than others

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:52, archived)

It was only a statement of fact

she has sex for money and rarely washes.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:50, archived)

This

(Procrastinate now! It's not opposite day!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:42, archived)

OH HAI THR MR BOT

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:40, archived)

okay

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:40, archived)

Can we stop this happening please?

edit: Apologies for sounding angry. The Israel-appeasers below have annoyed me

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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:41, archived)

Pfffft

anyone can sign up, so I don't see how this can be avoided. If every initial post had to have an image in it, that might stop some of the bots I guess.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:42, archived)

Yes but think of some of the images that would result...

*shudders*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:44, archived)

Well, presumably it's automated

Couldn't we have a Captcha on sign up?

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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:44, archived)

I don't think the signup is automated, just the posts.

I could be wrong though.

Edit: although a b3ta captcha might be funny, it could say things like "cuntinthefuck" and "gazimme"

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:45, archived)

I think it's Rob playing about

His last one was good, when you clicked reply to his post it took you to Horses

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:58, archived)

Hi Suzy.

Your work intrigues me. Where do I contact you if I wish to come and punch you in the cunt?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:41, archived)

GET TO FUCK YOU SHIT

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McBadger COW, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:41, archived)

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:14, archived)

UMMM!

Norty!!!!

*tells*

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:41, archived)

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:41, archived)

Oh ffs

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:41, archived)

if this isn't automated

then you really are stupid fucking waste of human life

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:41, archived)

I don't have now enough money to get the program from the developer!

OMG CREDIT CRUNCH LOL

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:42, archived)

It's the 'now' that gets me.

Cheeky bitch, assuming I've spent all my money on blackjacks and porn. Again.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:43, archived)

when it reality

it was fruit salads and porn.

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arrangedletters, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:45, archived)

Fruit porn and salads actually, duckie.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:46, archived)

when it reality.

when it.

...

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arrangedletters, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:50, archived)

Served with a hot steaming ladle full of mindpiss.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:47, archived)

Pah. Fruit Salads own Black Jacks.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:46, archived)

You're all fucking broken.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:47, archived)

Black Jacks are the gateway to Pernod flashbacks.

Ergo: to be avoided at all costs.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:48, archived)

\o/ PERNOD

*dances round handbag to Kajagoogoo*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:49, archived)

'googles'

oh. my.

www.kajagoogoo.com/myspace/nick.jpg

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McBadger COW, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:54, archived)

Oh....dear.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:57, archived)

I cannot not read it phonetically

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arrangedletters, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:54, archived)

jamionandrandi.files.wordpress.com/2006/07/money.jpg

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..wil, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:42, archived)

'reaches for wallet'

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McBadger COW, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:43, archived)

*makes a deposit*

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:43, archived)

I would have a go at you as this is spam

but your sign in name thing is that of a female so may I say this is the finest spam I have ever seen.

thanks.

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arrangedletters, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:43, archived)

You are K3b/-\b!

aicmfp

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Joliet, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:45, archived)

I would of been a lo smoother if I was kebab.

I'd of serenaded her like tom jones as I greased up my leather trousers... while where flip flops but calling them thongs and barbequing and stuff.

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arrangedletters, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:47, archived)

That's smooth with a capital SMOO!

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Joliet, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:48, archived)

fucking die cunt

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:43, archived)

CFB

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:44, archived)

Wonderful :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:50, archived)

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:44, archived)

haha!

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McBadger COW, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:45, archived)

Sharc_harpoon ?

Try selling Shark_helicopter_bridge instead

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:44, archived)

One is not amused

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:44, archived)

A thought I just had:

as folks do not like new thread posts sans images on this board n spam tends not to contain them would it be in any way feasible to actually block such posts on this board?

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..wil, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:48, archived)

Well something has to be done.

This idea is as good as any I've heard.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:49, archived)

Hehehe

rob would actually have to make a pic in order to post the link to the newsletter ;)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:54, archived)

Newsletter?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:52, archived)

Well that's easily solved, Rob makes a 'Newsletter Title' picture,

a gif that says 'The B3ta Newletter'. He could even make it linky!

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..wil, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:36, archived)

"You don't fool me, Julie Moult... With your snazzy name change and everything"!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:49, archived)

wrong

wrong wrong

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:55, archived)

Where do I buy?

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Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:06, archived)

RUSSIAN OR GTFO!

(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:19, archived)

meh

hmm image doesnt seem to be working - look here rev-jesse-c.deviantart.com/art/Topless-109354853

edit : well it doesnt work in chrome anyway!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:36, archived)

You made me click

Cheeky

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:36, archived)

hahaha

it was the name huh!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:37, archived)

how sweet

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:36, archived)

pffft

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:37, archived)

Ooooooh, that's bastard good.

When I grow up I want to be able to shop like you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:37, archived)

nah this is crap

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:37, archived)

*summons the spirits of Scottish best mates 1 and 2*

Get tae fuck.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:38, archived)

*smooches*

*loses face*

:D

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:37, archived)

hahaha

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:38, archived)

Lovely work there Jessica :)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:38, archived)

pouts!

why thanks! :)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:40, archived)

arg fuck!

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:38, archived)

Hahaha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:39, archived)

hahahah

that's awesome! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:40, archived)

Holy Vomiting Popes on Skateboards!™

that is utterly creepey, and astoundingly woo!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:38, archived)

i love your sayings!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:41, archived)

it is big piles of wrong wrong

excellence :D

..still no zombie fetuses though :(

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arrangedletters, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:38, archived)

hahahaha

no zombie fetuses :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:42, archived)

SHIT!

that's both frightening and wonderful!

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McBadger COW, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:39, archived)

pffft

too kind!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:42, archived)

Hahaha

the pic works fine, it's the link that's not working :)
Nice work on the pic rev.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:39, archived)

huh thats odd

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:43, archived)

My reply was a bit misleading.

I should have said, the link leads to a signup page.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:49, archived)

i bet its because

its set as restricted because of the horror aspect! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:57, archived)

SHiiiiiiiiiT.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:43, archived)

see this man knows the truth!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:44, archived)

I meant it in a good way!

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:50, archived)

Crikey!

I can almost smell that breath....

Oh, perhaps it's mine.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:48, archived)

he's actually a mintpire

so he only sucks minty goodness! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:53, archived)

heres johny!

Click for big

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:31, archived)

That's different.

nice!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:34, archived)

"The Shining -The Manga Cut"

hehehe, top stuff :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:35, archived)

That's great :)

It looked a bit muddy on my screen and I wanted to see the details. I banged some brightness/contrast on it and sharpened it a bit. I uploaded a version here.

edit: ashally I went a bit too far with the adjustment I think.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:38, archived)

Fuck me, I like that.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:45, archived)

I'll stir the hornets nest again

Even the wargames are stacked against them

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:22, archived)

oh dear

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:23, archived)

Nope, sorry.

There is too high a ratio of Palestinians to Israelis to be representative :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:23, archived)

maybe so, but if the population of the Isle of Man started lobbing rockets at Liverpool we wouldn't take it lying down

oh hang on....

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:25, archived)

Hell No!

we'd attack from St.Helens and Chester also...

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:29, archived)

*warning- lacks Hummus*

Actually I support Israel in this- Hamas should be spending their money on the infrastructure and economy, not on weapons- they can't be THAT poor!

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:32, archived)

Quite right

Similarly, we shouldn't give Israel weapons.

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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:34, archived)

For your information, we dont give Israel weapons

they buy them

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:40, archived)

Although the merkins give them the money to buy them

Except the merkava tank which they make themselves

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:04, archived)

Hamas are not really spending money on weapons, they're all shipped in for free from Iran via Syria

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:37, archived)

axminster of evil

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:48, archived)

hmm

I can't quite remember the UK flattening Irish cities when the IRA were active.

(horrid, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:39, archived)

That's fecking superb!

*clicks like an arthritic crab*

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:23, archived)

Thanks

I hope I dont get nabbed for all my terrist-related google searches

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:26, archived)

If I would make one comment, I'd ditch the carpet (?) background for sand, or something that makes it stand out more

But I love it!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:28, archived)

It's a web picture of a large outdoor chessboard

made of different coloured stones

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:33, archived)

Ahhh, gotcha ;)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:35, archived)

Expect visit from dark suits within the hour

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LS18, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:29, archived)

Ah, the Mormons are recruiting again

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:36, archived)

Ha!

i'll start...nC3

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:29, archived)

Nuke to c3?

Checkmate :(

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:29, archived)

Pfft!

(had to edit, got my chess notation wrong)

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:30, archived)

you sunk my terrorist!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:31, archived)

Who?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:18, archived)

I must admit,

I have seen some of CBB this year and when the inmates were pretending to be each other, whoever it was who pretended to be her really made me laugh lots :D

EDIT: You deserve this :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:19, archived)

I'll fall off my pedestal if the midget doesn't win

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:24, archived)

Ha! Yep.

I never watch it normally, but as soon as I heard that Mini me and Coolio were in it :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:27, archived)

Would

With a passion

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:22, archived)

in the face

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:22, archived)

I'd prefer to fill holes that might not bite off my wang

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:23, archived)

would

anyone who says otherwise is either gay, a straight woman, or a liar.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:22, archived)

I have just finished my orders

and as none of those things I'd just like to say: wouldn't. Facial plainness being the reason. Yes I know, me in my big glass house should shut up, but that's how I see her. Nice tits, generic face no #155. Plus she's a bit skinny for my liking around the midsection. Hmm.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:24, archived)

Wrong.

You totally would too.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:26, archived)

Nah, I'm just not that easily pleased.

:D

I'd rather have someone less traditionally pretty and a bit odder looking, if I had the choice between the two. I get so bored by all of the acrylic nailed clonegirls.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:26, archived)

you'd rather have me.

Let's just stop this silly dance now eh? ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:33, archived)

Unfortunately, love, I still have the arse of a woman and not a 14 year old boy

so what I want isn't really the issue here :D

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:34, archived)

if you make the effort

to look like this I'd overlook that ;)
( warning: Contains glamour shots which might be considered not safe for your work. No blatant nudity).

www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/47549/1231864549/MasuimiMax321.jpg

www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/47549/1231864525/masuimi4vi.jpg

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:38, archived)

What, tattooed and haughty?

Hello, I'm the Captain. Pleased to meet you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:40, archived)

Masuimi

is right up my street, as is that Van Doren woman ( but I might have to draw the line with her, considering where she's been )

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:42, archived)

I haven't got the lips of a 4 year old after a horrible vacuum accident

but I'll try my hardest to suddenly be Japanese.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:44, archived)

That's a good start

and I always admire a tryer ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:47, archived)

Masuimi is gorgeous

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:07, archived)

All those Nuts/Zoo tarts seem to have bland faces

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:27, archived)

Nuts/Zoo: '....they have faces?!'

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:28, archived)

That was going to be my comment!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:29, archived)

Hooray for the girls in mags like Voluptuous, i say.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:32, archived)

I beg to differ.

Her face is quite odd and not in the least bit attractive.
Plus is she not some bint from sex-chat TV ads? What the hell passes for a celebrity these days?

So actually, I wouldn't and I went out with a girl who did page 3 so it's not an issue that she's a common tart ( which is actually, usually an issue).

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:32, archived)

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:25, archived)

Yay for Kung fu panda :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:30, archived)

Hahahaha...

*click* You natter :D

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Ninj, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:27, archived)

Bantha repost imminent...

You know you want to... ;)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:30, archived)

SCRABBLE EGGS!

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Q4nobody, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:10, archived)

Arf!

A most eggcelent shop, sir!

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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:11, archived)

I shell have to give you a good spanging for that remark

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:14, archived)

spaning?

why not simply portugalise him?

EDIT: bastard ninja!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:17, archived)

Si, si!

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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:17, archived)

Haha!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:21, archived)

heheheheheheheh :D

should have changed it to "Scramble" though

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:12, archived)

Had thought about it.

But I needed the "M" for the Mix?

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Q4nobody, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:17, archived)

Why am I looking at a photo of your eggs?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:12, archived)

Because I know you love the Young Chicks?

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Q4nobody, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:24, archived)

eggsactly what I wanted for christmas

I got socks :(

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:12, archived)

fucksocks?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:17, archived)

Yolk got to be kidding!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:15, archived)

Eggzelent work

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LS18, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:16, archived)

Hahaha brilliant!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:18, archived)

Afternoon all.

Hometime soon, and summer is coming!

(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:05, archived)

Oh yeah.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:06, archived)

Hellllllllllllllllo!

What's all this then

*crops*
*saves for later*

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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:06, archived)

Well, that's the next few minutes spoken for

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:06, archived)

Have you seen the tape?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:07, archived)

Of cricket?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:09, archived)

Of Willow.

Terribly NSFW!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:11, archived)

is that really her?

does it matter?

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:16, archived)

I wouldn't say so,

as it looks nowt like her, and I don't think many people have set lights up for a little home sex tape ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:19, archived)

*copies link for later*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:19, archived)

the one google provided via it's search engine looked nowt like her

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arrangedletters, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:10, archived)

We can dream can't we?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:12, archived)

~~dream~~ sit on our hands until they go numb and wank ourselves stupid

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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:17, archived)

Ha ha ha!

*watched the alyson hannigan sex tape again*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:07, archived)

Ha!

That'll turn some heads at the MCC :D

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:07, archived)

hahahahahahaa!

I watched Cruel Intentions again the other day.

The only thing I fancy Geller in.

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:08, archived)

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:12, archived)

arf

I see what you did there!

(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:14, archived)

hahahahaha

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:18, archived)

yiff

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SiX and his hat, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:09, archived)

Woo...

* Cracks one off...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:12, archived)

NSFW! *adblocks*

Not really, I don't even know what that means TBH, but it does bug me sometimes that if that was 2 blokes the replies would be full of the above...

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..wil, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:13, archived)

There are 2 blokes.

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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:16, archived)

So ther is!

*fwaps*

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..wil, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:40, archived)

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:04, archived)

pfft....

do i spy minge there?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:05, archived)

no, red panties

you were just being hopeful

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:07, archived)

And I was REALLY looking!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:08, archived)

thats just wrong

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Kingtoke was shit at life on, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:58, archived)

Leo Di Cameltoe !

Excellent.
Keep the Toast warm n'Happy

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Q4nobody, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:33, archived)

Is it so wrong to be in love with a beautiful man?

Woo!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:05, archived)

only if he won't even look you in the eye or give you a reacharound.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:09, archived)

I hope he's wearing red knickers

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:06, archived)

he so sexah!

(KinkyKitty is learning the ropes~~~, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:06, archived)

hahaha how odd :)

christ, he's looking a bit rough now.

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:06, archived)

Argh!

Do not want

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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:07, archived)

The upskirt kept me from noticing that Valin must have

animated the head for ya

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LS18, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:07, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:11, archived)

a more frightening thing I never did see!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:15, archived)

phwoar!

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McBadger COW, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:20, archived)

Ski-be-bop-ba-do-de-do-ski-bo-ba!

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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:21, archived)

No Bridge! No Shark!

FAKE ;)

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Darklord, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:25, archived)

Front paged?!

wtf?! :D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:26, archived)

I like it and everything

but I must confess that was my reaction too.

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arrangedletters, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:42, archived)

I third that

As always, nice work. But it's not up to your best.

It is, however, up to my best.

(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:20, archived)

C0UN7 Me In Too

I love happy toasts stuff but this isnt really FP material.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Wed 14 Jan 2009, 1:16, archived)

maybe its to make up for all the good stuff I did that they didn't put up there?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:03, archived)

thats a really big headed up your own arse reply :(

take the criticism it's deserved, not everyone
round these parts is a happytoast sycophant :p

(Unununium, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:16, archived)

what the fuck?

I was joking you complete fuckwit

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 8:38, archived)

I like this!

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 11:20, archived)

sounds painful

but you sir, lack the hummus

also, b3ta wouldn't be b3ta without happy toast making things bounce and/or vibrate...

toast, keep your head firmly up your arse, you've earned it :)

(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 8:47, archived)

this place was big and clever long before I got here

I'm just one of the numbers, but thanks for the compliment

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:39, archived)

not a criticism of le toast

More confusion at the front page selection policy and touch of jealousy perhaps as non of mine are yet to be selected. :D

*weeps into beard*

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arrangedletters, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:12, archived)

ha ha

nice response

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:37, archived)

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Mindbleach please. Now!

(sticks Errol flynn in female form, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 18:44, archived)

How

And why the fuck did this get FP'd? No offence, but my shit down the toilet is more amusing.

(Arsonist burns pubic hair for a living, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:00, archived)

I AM DISGRACED!!!!!

HOW THE BALLBAGS DID THIS FP'D?????

it made me larph though. pffft

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addickted has attained freedom, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:34, archived)

hmmmm...

yet again username is better then technique...

*changes username to Beau Great Toasteon*

(Curse of the Cuttlefish, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 20:38, archived)

Huh?

Your own Stevie Wonder post today is better than this! Proving there's no logic to the selection, I suppose.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:54, archived)

WHAT THE SHUDDERING FUCK IS THIS DOING ON THE FRONT PAGE?????!!!!!!

I DEMAND A ANSWER NOW!

woo!

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:57, archived)

While I am as suprised by this being FP'd as much as the next man

(especially when nothing of mine makes it to the popular page any more)
I am a little suprised and saddend to how the Daily Mail "write in and complain" attitude has seeped in to B3ta :(

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 8:42, archived)

meh

not your best but still amused me nonetheless, and i've seen MUCH worse on the FP. Don't take it to heart, jealousy and all that

(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 8:50, archived)

BAN THIS SICK FILTH

It does seem weird considering two of your recent ones have been brilliant (Bush / Blair tit fondling and the bloke getting knobbed in the ear). I mean, bouncy head stuff? That's stock posting for the gay shift, isn't it?!

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 9:05, archived)

It's been on B3ta for years :)

we've all had it to some extent :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 11:13, archived)

There's a lot more whingeing than there used to be.

As far as I remember there used to be more "fuck off you cunt" though.

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slight yoinks!, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:19, archived)

Fuck off you cunt, though.

Ooh that feels liberating! :D

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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 16:17, archived)

topical as ever

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:03, archived)

Pfft

On the bright side, there might be an election this year

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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:06, archived)

very true.

One I shall stay up for the entirety of, and laugh my arse off when they get booted out of office.

/disgruntled Labour voter blog

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:08, archived)

On the dark side

the Tories'll get in

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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:09, archived)

"What's that Sooty? I'm a big racist?"

THIS IS THE NEWS

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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:57, archived)

Oh for fucks sake!

This is all really starting to piss me off now!

EDIT: How Rude, sorry! Woo to the picture :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:58, archived)

Near the top

I just realised how shoddy the pic is. A real 5-minute job

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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:04, archived)

Arf! *sends to tabloids*

He's a messy eater, too. Look, he's leeked all over his jacket.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:59, archived)

FACT ME TILL I FART

"It emerged that Charles refers to his black friends as 'the nig-nogs', but only in a jovial way.."

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:59, archived)

Racist?

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Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:00, archived)

Add a 'welcome to Harlem' sign in the background.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:01, archived)

Suti?

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arrangedletters, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:00, archived)

LET'S ALL BE OFFENDED BY EVERYTHING WE THINK SOME PEOPLE MIGHT OR MIGHT NOT, BUT PROBABLY DON'T FIND OFFENSIVE

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:01, archived)

I second this motion..

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:01, archived)

SIR, I AM OFFENDED BY THIS SUGGESTION

Personally I think it just shows how out of touch these posh fuckers are

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:01, archived)

This^^^^

I have a black friend who calls me honkey. Does that make her racist? Of course fucking not!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:02, archived)

Maybe it's a reference

to the way you honk when people tweak your bits?

*honk!* *honk!*

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:03, archived)

Dad?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:05, archived)

Wonder if blacks ever do 'white face'

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LS18, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:05, archived)

write to the Daily Mail.

you'll be immediately famous.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:10, archived)

haha

I agree though. I just thought I'd make a funny picture of it

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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:02, archived)

oh, I know

my rant is directed at the media demanding everyone be offended by nicknames royals have for their mates, football chants, tv programmes etc. not at you.

Fucking ludicrous. It seems a tiny minority of people, no matter their race or gender or whatever, get offended by everything and complain about it. So a few complaints about a tv programme, in comparison to the millions who didn't complain, results in apologies and adjustments of guidelines.

Something not entirely right there.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:08, archived)

There was a Ladbrokes ad pulled

after ONE COMPLAINT...

www.guardian.co.uk/media/2009/jan/07/ladbrokes-gambling-ad-banned-by-asa

The Advertising Standards Authority received one complaint that the TV ads portrayed gambling in a context of toughness and linked it to risk-taking and reckless behaviour. (sounds like gambling to me...)

So the answer is to complain about ANYTHING that you don't like.

It'll reach the point when EVERYTHING gets complained about and people will start to have some common fucking sense

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:11, archived)

Cor, it's Political Correctness gorn mad!

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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:13, archived)

why pander to one person? or a tiny percentage of people trying to exert their own agenda or opinions on widespread right to freedom of expression?

Fuck them.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:14, archived)

I think we should all start writing to Ofcom

every time we like something, or it really doesn;t offend us. I am sure that would help :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:21, archived)

The complaint probably came from a competitor anyway.

/works in online gaming industry blog or similar

(Lapin, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:20, archived)

made me chuckle

*ALOUD*

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LS18, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:04, archived)

Ol' Duke of Edinburgh's been at it for years...

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Ninj, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:02, archived)

Haha

Was that a painting originally?

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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:03, archived)

No...

...it was someone's rather stunning 3D image I nicked ;-)

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Ninj, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:06, archived)

its a 3d model

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:06, archived)

Is it me or are the meeja getting horridly and obviously repetitive these days?

- Prince Harry gets done for racism; lots of hunting around for further "Royals is racist" stories.

- Strickly Come Ice Star is corrupt; lots of stories of other, nearly, corruption.

- Baby P dies; stories about neglect and stuff poplier.

Or am I just good-looking, naive and gullible?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:03, archived)

Who's this corrupt star?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:06, archived)

I think its you.

at least on the these days part

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arrangedletters, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:07, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:05, archived)

Oh FFS

My gay mate has an Indian friend and they call each other 'Nancy Boy' and 'Token' respectively and I know a black guy who insists folks call him 'nigger' 'cos he's into subjugation and gets off on it, but none of that is anyone else's business because PC-ism has NO place at all amongst mates and consenting adults, so I'm equally rather inclined to pronounce all this 'racist royals' malarky as just yet another tabloid non-story of facts taken out of context to sell newspapers to idiots who like moralising on stuff they have no control over nor understanding of.

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..wil, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:09, archived)

I've noticed the last few years

this idea of people getting offended by/upset by stuff that doesn't affect them.

Knife crime is a good example: all the middle class folks in their gated communities who drive everywhere rather than wailk, getting upset that it's not safe to walk to streets.

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:15, archived)

^this

With whistles, bells, and highly polished brass* knobs on.

*this post operates an equal opportunities policy. no alloys will be discriminated against on the basis of mixture or elemental origin

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:20, archived)

Papers, please.

Michael McIntyre provided the inspiration for this one.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:54, archived)

Nicely.

In other news:Would.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:55, archived)

you make it impossible to render your

images with all this 'face showing through the hair' business. It makes me want to 'harrumph'.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:56, archived)

it's called an eraser...

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arrangedletters, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:59, archived)

but then

are you a colourist or an artist?
It's considered very bad form to alter someone's final inking for rendering. There is a bit of leeway if you have a pencil sketch and you are doing the inking.
( Not that JJ ever asked me to ) but when I'm bored I like to just get the tablet out and render some line art, just for fun. Things like this I won't tackle because it would be rude to alter it.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:03, archived)

I'd inspect that passport carefully

Just in case of tampering, y'know.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:56, archived)

Haha, it's between her boobs!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:56, archived)

Nicely!

Also - hope you don't mind but I did a particularly hamfisted PIE Kitty effort while you were on your hols. It seemed needed somehow.

...never could get it properly optimised :(

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:57, archived)

classic chloe

How I have missed her. And that's not surprising to me in the least :) I'm shocked because she's still dressed!

(BkBilly You see... what had happened was..., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:57, archived)

Nicely done

She could probably buy the whole airport out couldn't she? Makes passports kinda' useless.

Overall I am happy to see more Chloe again. But she should have done something really naughty to make up for all the time she's had off.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:57, archived)

I realized something

Since when does she wear glasses? O.o

(BkBilly You see... what had happened was..., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:01, archived)

When she wants to look interlectually frisky I guess.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:03, archived)

They're sunglasses.

I didn't have time to colour the image.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:05, archived)

Nothing wrong with a lady that wears reading glasses.

Can be kinda' hot if you ask me.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:06, archived)

Oh...

With her stamina I would have been surprised if she needed them :D

(BkBilly You see... what had happened was..., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:06, archived)

where the fuck

do you people come from?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:08, archived)

@~@

Since when does how frisky she can be be have anything to do with the quality of her eye sight?

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:21, archived)

Good point...

Never really thought about that, I was hoping for a good one-liner, but I see that didn't work how I intended it... :\

(BkBilly You see... what had happened was..., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:31, archived)

Heh

Although I find Michael McIntyre unbelievably annoying. The shouty git.

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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:57, archived)

I think he's got funnier.

He used to be crap at comedy, but I think his gags and quips are quite amusing these days.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:59, archived)

This is why taking animals on holiday is a bad idea

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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:00, archived)

Run as fast as you like, you wont escape the floating head dog!

My first attempt at scrolling backgrounds :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:38, archived)

Weeeeeeee

Is he off to the shops?

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:41, archived)

Nope.

He wants to mate. He is chasing a Rover LOL!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:42, archived)

LOL!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:43, archived)

Ha ha ha!

This is ultimate win :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:43, archived)

Down boy down!

Randy bugger.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:43, archived)

hahahahahahah, wierd, it reminds me of Space Harrier!

top scrolling!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:41, archived)

Ta :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:42, archived)

Fitting your first should be flat as Kansas :D

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LS18, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:41, archived)

What are you talking about?

There is a whole mountain range behind that hill! Luckily it was a day of low visibility ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:43, archived)

Ahh then I stand erected. 'pologies to the artist

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LS18, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:45, archived)

you picked a tough

image for the background there ;)

edit, this was my first ever attempt at the old scrolling. Back when I had little clue what photoshop did.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:41, archived)

Yeah, alright Cyriak ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:43, archived)

Roffles!

Ace

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:46, archived)

I wimped out with a starfield

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:55, archived)

Steak n Kidney FTW!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:56, archived)

ha!

fantastic.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:57, archived)

I'm luke, I'm 5

and my dad's Darth V?

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:00, archived)

he flies me round

and he's bummed James Spader.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:03, archived)

V for Vader?

V for Vandiesel?
V for Vandamme?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:05, archived)

a little bit of motion blur should cover that seam...

this was my first go, done with maiden's tutorial

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:43, archived)

Aye,

sadly it only showed up when it converted to gif and my animation program doesn't so blurry things :(

EDIT: That is fucking a for a first attempt.

I had a look at Maidens tutorial for this, but unfortunately it is for Photoshop, and I am using paint.net, so it wasn't as easy as just following it. When I have more patience and skillzorz I will do another one ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:44, archived)

ah ok

do you have photoshop?
ah ok, well your anim is superb for having been done on paint.net.

but seriously, get photoshop. It makes shit people look slightly better.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:46, archived)

What are you saying?

;)

I will when I get a new computer. I fear it would kill this one :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:50, archived)

haha, nothing personal.

I just mean that I'm by no means an expert, but photoshop makes things easier to make something alright looking.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:52, archived)

Whatever!

You orrible bastard! ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:54, archived)

try blurring then converting frames to jpgs,

then run those back thru the animator and render as gif?

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LS18, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:49, archived)

Nah, bollocks to that,

what's done is done ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:51, archived)

so that's how the vomet comet works

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arrangedletters, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:45, archived)

Boing 747 ashally

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:47, archived)

Nice!

*awaits inevitable vibrating head girl*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:46, archived)

Cheers :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:50, archived)

yaaay!

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McBadger COW, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:47, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Drakey Killer!
Qu'est-ce que c'est?
fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa better
Run run run run run run run away!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:52, archived)

boing boing boing boing boing boing

He doesn't look very menacing. I'm not sure I'd want to run away from him.

Also, have a woo :)

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:49, archived)

Danke :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:52, archived)

Yay! :D

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:49, archived)

Far from ordinary here.

W-fecking-oo Yay!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:50, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Now this I approve of :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:53, archived)

FUCKYEA

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:56, archived)

Awwww...

...perfect, just the head = No poo :D

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Ninj, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:50, archived)

all the drool though

masive puddles of it.

and, I know from experience, it generally involves a lot of blood.

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arrangedletters, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:55, archived)

Pfft!

Yeah, but you still get the dog breath! Solution? Get a cat!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:55, archived)

hehehehe...

I find it really hard. This is about the only one I've been happy with

I find it best just to blur the fuck out of it so you can't see the join

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:50, archived)

Weeheeeee!

Skill!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:52, archived)

Yeah I know,

it seemed easy enough when reading the tutorial :)

I forgot to blur, and the seam only showed up when it converted to gif :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:54, archived)

2 Frame scrollin'

Frightening the Queen from the movie "side-Cars!"

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Q4nobody, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:03, archived)

YAY!

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..wil, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:57, archived)

Ha ha ha!

How rare :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:00, archived)

tha Flapmobile!

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McBadger COW, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:22, archived)

whoop whoop indeed :)

bouncy bouncy,

I'm going to add mine to the pile as cr3's gone and made it very simple to do :)

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arrangedletters, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:58, archived)

Arf!

Me likey :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:01, archived)

well played, looks great!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:20, archived)

Why thank you sir :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:22, archived)

dog thread?

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:30, archived)

Sorry, no double feature

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LS18, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:25, archived)

Hahaha

Fake, though

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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:26, archived)

Slightly the oldest gag on b3ta

but gave me a chuckle. And high time we had a new thread.

Nicely :)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:28, archived)

Sorry bout using the worn-out gag then

I haven't spent that much of my time on here to know, and the gag wasn't mentioned in FAQ :D

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LS18, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:31, archived)

It's not been around in a while

and this iteration is very well executed.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:33, archived)

I did a version on the 18th February 2004

But I can't find it

so that means I'm making it up

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:36, archived)

Of course you are!

You have never done anything!

*steals Bilbos history forever!*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:41, archived)

Ahh thanks. Perhaps another time, Finland, not sharks?

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LS18, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:37, archived)

The oldest joke on b3ta?

Pasan... No
Riverg... No
Dave the H... No

Nope, you've lost me

*runs to the hills*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:40, archived)

Arf!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:41, archived)

Pffft

it's you, isn't it? ;)™

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:44, archived)

pffft...

Nice logo WB have got there...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:29, archived)

You should sue...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:30, archived)

^What she said

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:32, archived)

^what it said

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:34, archived)

I may do

I'm sure they've got shit lawyers I could have for breakfast

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:32, archived)

Nah I don't think they'll have any lawyers, will they?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:34, archived)

heheh

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:31, archived)

BA~Gurk!!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:33, archived)

wahey!

It's the second sexiest beardy bloke on the internet

*manhugs*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:36, archived)

*gropes*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:46, archived)

hahahah, *Launches spanging torpedo*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:31, archived)

Needs more bridge.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:32, archived)

haha :) Needs more Batman though...

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Surgeon with Parkinsons Lurking with intent..., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:33, archived)

brilliant

we're gonna need a bigger batboat

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:35, archived)

Hand me the shark repellant bat spray, Robin

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flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:37, archived)

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Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:56, archived)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:23, archived)

hahaha incredible

woo!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:36, archived)

always excellent

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:37, archived)

hmmm... I'm quite sure this could be an interesting development for teh fishing industry - using Fathers for Justice members as sharkbait could herald record catches!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:38, archived)

greatest moment in cinema history...

batman punching a shark in the face. Closely followed by the bomb running bit.

/got the movie dvd again for christmas, after losing original copy.

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Octo I ruin everything., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:38, archived)

hahahaha!

Quick! Get the Bat Anti-Shark Spray!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:38, archived)

shark repellant bat-spray I believe. *pedant* I could be wrong though.

I'm off, laters. Bye all.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:40, archived)

t'ra

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:42, archived)

That sounds right...

I stand corrected and shamed

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:51, archived)

you've made the best film ever created even better

for this work of genius, I applaud you

/Jaws being the best film ever made, not the Batman film

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:41, archived)

Yours is prettier though.

(Stoopid_Faaka, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:15, archived)

Bindun?

(bowi555 built like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 14:53, archived)

Within 30 seconds of the first plane hitting the first tower.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 14:54, archived)

they never hit, duuude

*conspiracies*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 14:56, archived)

Ah ... !

But that's what they WANT you to think!

*double conspiracies*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 14:57, archived)

Oh man you are SO playing right into their hands with that thinking

*back-at-yas*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 14:59, archived)

I see they've already got to you

*despairs*

*hopelesses*

*fwaps*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:02, archived)

Defo a huge cover up ;)

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Surgeon with Parkinsons Lurking with intent..., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:35, archived)

Don't... Don't

the /links tin foil hatters will come out

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:00, archived)

*provides evidence GWB personally asploded them*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:03, archived)

BRING ON THE GOAT!!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:06, archived)

It was Crimson Permanent Assurance! They are also responsible for the credit crunch and the moon landing

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:36, archived)

haha superb :)

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Surgeon with Parkinsons Lurking with intent..., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:36, archived)

haha

sailing on the wide accountancy!

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Octo I ruin everything., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:39, archived)

psst. Welcome to 2009

Click for bigger (73 kb)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 14:58, archived)

2009?

When did that happen then? I've been stuck in a sewer. I am a horse.

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duke rattlehead of the dudist church, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:21, archived)

Sewerhorse?

Do you work for Harry Pearce?

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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:26, archived)

TitBangWallop...

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Ninj, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 14:34, archived)

That font has just reminded me

that I wanted to mention I saw the strangest film ever yesterday. It was called 'Southland Tales' and starred Dwayne Johnson ( who was very good ) but at the end I was all like "Dude, what the fuck was that about?"

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 14:39, archived)

I keep meaning to watch that.

Tonight I might tie my best mate down and force him to watch Gozu.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 14:40, archived)

watch it^^

it was good. You'll definitely like it, full of very odd folk. You won't have a clue what's going on but you will like it.

I think Gozu was on Sky Indie recently but I missed it and have not yet seen it. I don't mind many of the japanese shock-horror things, they do it very well ( better than hollywood at least ) but many of them are a let-down. I certainly don't get all hard in the pants for them like Jonothan Ross does.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 14:45, archived)

It's worth watching the once, isn't it?

Any film's worth watching the once. Well, except Apocalypto. All the High Scholl Musicals.

Alright, most films.

In other news, I have enough money saved for a t shirt I've always wanted, and the BITCH has decided to stop selling them.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 14:49, archived)

well that's just bollocks. ( shirt )

I suggest you make your own.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 14:57, archived)

It won't be one of hers though.

It was going to be the only bit of Vivienne I ever wore. Hmph.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:01, archived)

you can find her old tat

strewn across the charity shops of West London on most forages.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:03, archived)

a) generally not Elizabeth t shirts

b)I kind of wanted a new one.

Ah well.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:05, archived)

fill your boots.

www.hervia.com/p3216/Elizabeth-T-Shirt-Black/product_info.html

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:07, archived)

Try finding one in any size.

They're discontinued. No more. (I don't know why they've still got the page up)

Thanks for your help, but I really have looked everywhere.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:08, archived)

sad.

But I have found a size 14 red leather Per Una skirt that is yours for just £33 ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:13, archived)

Hahaha, where are you looking?

Also: red leather? With this hair?

That'd be like red leather with YOUR hair.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:14, archived)

I'll

have you know I had a red leather boxer jacket in 1980 and I looked very fetching as I modelled myself after Mr Sylvian ;)

farm1.static.flickr.com/174/430382890_817c7e2b63.jpg?v=0

I'm looking here
stores.ebay.co.uk/rollerrinkretro

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:18, archived)

He looks like Stevie Nicks there, a bit.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:19, archived)

Woo

Interestingly enough the guy that invented Tetris was the guy that invented the goose.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 14:39, archived)

GOFTIT? I don't get it.

Woo!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 14:40, archived)

EBSHIT!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 14:41, archived)

Soz

I did want to make every word match like Scrabble, but couldn't be arsed ;-)

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Ninj, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 14:41, archived)

FUCKOFFS

I will try to use this in a sentence at least once today :)

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 14:48, archived)

HaHaHa

Where can I buy it??
Off to make the Flash version...

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Q4nobody, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 14:42, archived)

TITS OR GOFT

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 14:42, archived)

This is nnf, you ebshitting ako.

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WormuIus, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 14:45, archived)

'Goftit' is funnier than it should be.

Maybe I've had too much coffee.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 14:50, archived)

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