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LOLOLOLOL I DREW A CRAB

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(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 4:43, archived)

If that's a crab I'd hate to see how you say quadraplex.

That's a great drawing and I can see words, yes.

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 4:48, archived)

it was an art rage test picture.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 4:50, archived)

It does appear to be charging.

And I'm not sure if that's his truck, his tail, another leg or arm, of if he's glad to see me. In any case it has ragous energies.

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 5:03, archived)

BLEEEEEEEEEEEEE-UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGHHHHHHHHHHH

guide picture

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 5:16, archived)

SILLY K3B/-\B! WALRUS IS NOT CRAB!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 4:49, archived)

NO I AM THE WALRUS!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 4:50, archived)

WALRUS K3B/-\B?

Sounds tasty! Two in pita and a side of balut, please.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 5:01, archived)

BOOGIE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 4:49, archived)

Yay!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 4:52, archived)

OH YEAH!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 4:54, archived)

BLEEEEEEEEEEEEE-UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGHHHHHHHHHHH

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 4:54, archived)

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 4:58, archived)

BLEEEEEEEEEEEEE-UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGHHHHHHHHHHH

www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNZjVoi7dsw&feature=related

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 5:02, archived)

DESTROOOOYYYYYYYY

www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrPbCiZHa_0

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 5:14, archived)

this is scary

but woooooooo

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 8:18, archived)

I know some differences between elephants and crabs

Crabs don't leave footprints in your butter, and you can get more than 4 in a Mini.
(nice crab pic, btw)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 4:51, archived)

clearly you can get more crabs in a mini, they are very thin.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 4:55, archived)

VIMOD WILL BE PLEASED

and woo btw

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 4:53, archived)

ALL PRAISE VIMOD THE MERCIFUL

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 4:55, archived)

DO IT AGAIN

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 4:58, archived)

TABLET STATUS: UNPLUGGED

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 5:01, archived)

DO IT AGAIN IF YOU WANT TO KEEP YOUR CS4

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 5:05, archived)

I DON'T USE CS4 SO I FEAR NOT YOUR THREAT!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 5:12, archived)

yay crabs.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 4:59, archived)

THAT'S AN ISLAMIC CRAB!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 5:00, archived)

A couple of stars in the claw's crooks would be sublime.

On a flag. One world is cliche. A stylized crab sporting Islamic crescents is, for sooth, sublime.

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 5:06, archived)

this is an atheist crab.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 5:11, archived)

THAT'S NOT A CRAB THAT IS AN ELEPHANT

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 5:01, archived)

RONG.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 5:12, archived)

ITE!!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 5:13, archived)

!!!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 5:04, archived)

~~~

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 5:13, archived)

٩๏๏)۶

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 5:14, archived)

BALLS.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 5:16, archived)

That's a lovely crab

Top pic too keb/-\b.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 5:07, archived)

it's not cubism but it'll do.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 5:14, archived)

yay

lovely

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 8:19, archived)

Pwetty!

You forgot to sign your name in the lower right corner :D

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Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 5:42, archived)

yes i know :(

ed: nurrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhh!

click for big

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 5:51, archived)

Your elephant is too big

Needs a shrink ray

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Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 6:10, archived)

It is not an elephant it is a crab, and fine i'll resize it.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 6:15, archived)

It is a fine crab I see before me then

Did thoust useth the oil painteth tool..eth..?

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Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 6:18, archived)

i downloaded artrage. corel painter is notoriously incompatable with wine

Note I run linux (you may have noticed me criticising macs or windows i do it occasionally)

i couldn't get any sort of brushes or plugins for gimp so that seemed like a viable course of action.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 6:37, archived)

ham-fisted brotards

ham-fisted brotards
Search for ham-fisted brotards

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:24, archived)

call someone who cares, dickpull.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:25, archived)

THE VIMOD HELPLINE!!!!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:26, archived)

HELLO YOU HAVE REACHED V VIMOD. WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT?

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:29, archived)

CS4 AND A LARGE PIZZA

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:30, archived)

GET YOUR OWN, PIGFUCKER. VIMOD IS A LONE GUN.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:31, archived)

"I WANT YOUR LOVE"

- someone who isn't vimod

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:32, archived)

LOVE DOES NOT AVAILABLE, V VIMOD IS TOO MACHINE.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:38, archived)

HELLO IS THAT THE B& CS4 USERS HOTLINE?

HELLO? HELLO?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:27, archived)

HELLO YOU HAVE REACHED V VIMOD. WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM YOU STUPID SACK OF SHITS?

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:30, archived)

VIMOD PLZ TLL ME WHAT IS THE PHOTOSHOP STATUS OF USER:

CKWZL

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:32, archived)

HE TOTALLY GOT B& THE FUCK OUT

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:34, archived)

OHHH B& TO SHITTING FUCK

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:35, archived)

USER: CKWZL IS NOT A PHOTOSHOP USER.

USER:CKWZL HAS ACCESS TO TEMPERA PAINTS ONLY AT THIS TIME.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:36, archived)

FKN LOL

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:40, archived)

FOUR GIRLS FINGERPAINT

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:44, archived)

Amazing how they used to send text messages with these things.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:32, archived)

DO YOU DOUBT THE POWERS OF V VIMOD?

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:37, archived)

I wanna pizza woggo, extra large, mushrooms, capsicum, lotsa mozzarella and some of that hot salami

*fart*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:33, archived)

NO WE DON'T EAT THAT SHITS HERE.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:38, archived)

GET OUT TREEHUGGING HIPPY VEGO. I WANT MY TASTY SALAMIED ANIMAL!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:39, archived)

THAT'S WHY YOU'RE FAT AND OILY.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:40, archived)

FUCK YOU I AM ON A DIET. I HAVE BEEN ON A DIET FOR THREE DAYS

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:43, archived)

A DIET OF FAT AND OIL

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:44, archived)

NO A DIET OF VERY LITTLE FOOD. AND NO BEER.

I'M WASTING AWAY.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:46, archived)

NO A DIET OF VERY LITTLE FOOD. AND NO BEER.

I'M WASTING AWAY.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:46, archived)

THAT WAS VERY IMPORTANT, I HAD TO SAY IT TWICE.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:47, archived)

GIVE ME BEER OR GIVE ME DEATH!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:50, archived)

well, I just drank the beer.

looks like that's you fucked then, mate.

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Shiksa, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 4:06, archived)

death or cake?

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arrangedletters, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 4:06, archived)

AND FAT.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:46, archived)

I'LL HAVE THE NUMBER FIVE WITH BLACK BEAN SAUCE!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 4:33, archived)

NUMBER FIVE IS ALIVE

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 4:41, archived)

Man, texting must have been a bitch on that phone

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setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 4:27, archived)

You lie

Nothing came up in the search

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Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:26, archived)

Turn safe search off and he's scarily correct.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:27, archived)

One image

Aww.. I feel ripped off

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Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:28, archived)

The other is from his site

I don't know why I can't see that.
I think he's just pretending he's popular and that google loves him.

WE'RE ONTO YOU, MOFAHA YOU FUCKING LIAR.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:29, archived)

You're not thinking far enough ahead...

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:31, archived)

I'm not a futurethinker, douche.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:36, archived)

Google will find the image, right?

And then it should come up in an image search for ham-fisted brotards, right?
At which point the second result for ham-fisted brotards will be a picture of the results page for ham-fisted brotards.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:39, archived)

That will cause a Google vortex..

and we will all be sucked into oblivion

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Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:40, archived)

that costs meth.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:47, archived)

scary

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:41, archived)

Look, up there, I made a picture which illustrates this exact situation.

^^^

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:41, archived)

I SENSE IMPENDING DANGER

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:43, archived)

I figured that, it's just not there yet.

But still, one day, screenshot that.
Then screenshot it when that one appears.
And so on.

Create a page on your site called "The Brotard Loop"

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:53, archived)

the brotard loop can only be found in the uncanny valley.

it is a dangerous place. beware!

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:55, archived)

ALSO: SPLEEN

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 4:00, archived)

I'm having those organs ultrasounded in a couple weeks

I hope this is exactly what the doctor sees happening inside my body.

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Shiksa, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 4:05, archived)

NEEDS MORE BORTARD LOOP.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 4:07, archived)

Done.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 4:17, archived)

yay!

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 4:58, archived)

YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:57, archived)

ACTUALLY HE IS

BUT HE'LL PROBABLY GET MADE REDUNDANT NEXT WEEK

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 4:08, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/9164787

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:58, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:58, archived)

[/:-)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 4:21, archived)

who searches in safe mode?

what are you, a nun?

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:31, archived)

I never realised I had it on.

Brotards have set me free.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:32, archived)

What's wrong with being a nun?

To be honest, I didn't even know safe mode was on considering yesterday I image searched 'donkey show', 'penis' and 'cockmonger' and still got decent results

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Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:34, archived)

ok, so you got the iranian equivelent of the easter show,

you got a picture of someone selling roosters, and someone that wrote pen 15 on their hand.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:38, archived)

why were you googling penis anyway?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:38, archived)

Because I almost forgot what one looked like?

haha butt seriously, was going to photoshop one

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Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:42, archived)

get a magifying glass and come to this address

Broom cupboard
Tumbledown building F07
University of Sydney
NSW 2006

And I'll show you.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:45, archived)

I only fall for that once

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Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:46, archived)

doublessly you'll be lost in my eyes.

the hazel ones
the jap one
and the brown one
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:48, archived)

Hazel is brown

So technically you have 3 brown eyes :D

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Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:50, archived)

I had this conversation with a strange bloke and his girlfriend

he said I had nice eyes and was trying to work out the colour. :S

they're not really brown, but not really green either.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:55, archived)

i was releived when a forty odd year old woman told me I had nice eyes.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:56, archived)

I have been getting compliments on my haircut

MOSTLY FROM GAY MEN

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 4:00, archived)

I get shouted at for my hair cut

MOSTLY BY DRUNK YOBS WHO THINK I'M JESUS

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 4:02, archived)

yeah that one never gets old, does it?

mostly when people yell at me from passing cars I can't even make out what they're saying
like barking dogs really

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 4:05, archived)

GET A HAIRCUT HIPPY

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 4:10, archived)

Bah that comment is a lot less amusing now I realise you're a girltype.

It's funnier when you can't even view your own penis!!!

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:48, archived)

I wouldn't be laughing

if I was a guy and couldn't see my penis. Me would thinks it would of run aways *pout*

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Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:51, archived)

hence the reason im on a diet.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:53, archived)

And have a magnifying glass in your pants...

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:58, archived)

A COCK DIET?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:59, archived)

LOLOLOLOLOL U WISH!!!

NO A DIET WHERE I DON'T EAT VERY MUCH

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 4:00, archived)

VERY MUCH COCK?

THE NATIONAL HEALTH AND MEDICAL RESEARCH COUNCIL RECOMMENDS AT LEAST TWO PER DAY

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 4:02, archived)

VERY MUCH OF ANYTHING.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 4:03, archived)

THE INTERNATIONAL COCK EATERS COUNCIL SAYS

"FIVE IS FINE, BUT NINE IS DIVINE"

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Shiksa, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 4:09, archived)

I got penises and donkeys!

(for my birthday last year...)

What were we talking about again? :P

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Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:39, archived)

dicks and asses?

that's one heck of a birthday.

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Shiksa, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 4:03, archived)

everything.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:40, archived)

I'd love to find out how you worked this out.

Then again, it might not make me think of you the same ever again

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:27, archived)

TWISTED-HAM RETARDS!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:27, archived)

THESE BROTARDS IS HAAAAAAAAM FISTED.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:28, archived)

lolroflsbrotards

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:36, archived)

oh no

www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpVOOmmQA5Q

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 4:15, archived)

which one are you?

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 4:19, archived)

HAHAHAAH

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 4:29, archived)

shiiiiiit

www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UV3kRV46Zs

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 4:37, archived)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 4:41, archived)

yeah I couldn't even watch that one all the way through.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 4:48, archived)

HAHAHA

this will always be funny

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 5:05, archived)

It's Myron.. in his earlier days

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 5:16, archived)

HEY MOFAHA

I HAD TO LOOK UP BALUT THIS MORNING TO FIND OUT WHAT IT IS AND IT IS PRETTY FUCKING DISGUSTING LET ME TELL YOU

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:39, archived)

YES

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:40, archived)

BALUT BALUT BALUT

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:42, archived)

VIMOD VIMOD VIMOD

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:44, archived)

HE WILL FIGHT FOR HIS BALUT AND THEN HE WILL HOARD IT.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:53, archived)

FUCK YEAH!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 4:20, archived)

ON UR MOD LIST

HOARDIN UR BALUT

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 5:13, archived)

*follows along and googles 'balut'*

GAHHH!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:43, archived)

Soy eggs sound pretty tasty though.

not sure about tea eggs

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 4:04, archived)

I SUCK AT LIP SYNC STUFF.

I THINK I NEED SOUND :(
To make me feel a little better, can anyone work out what it's saying without filenaming?

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:16, archived)

I got the fuck bit.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:17, archived)

That was the bit I needed reassuring about

Unfortunately, I thought I got the rest fairly well.

It's a bit subjective without having sound behind it and it all goes a bit wobbly.

It was only a test, but hey :(

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:20, archived)

I think its "Bollocks to.... " But I can't work out the next bit

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:18, archived)

I thought it said "I need a hug", although I guess this is more of a reflection on me than the quality of your animation.

Filename showed me wrong. Although it is very clear indeed once you know what's being said.

Edit: I missed off the WOO. Sorry, as it is very wonderful.

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:19, archived)

Watched it a few times

and could only come up with it saying "politics are yum" but that doesn't make sense (checked answer... wow close!) Amazing animation

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Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:20, archived)

I thought it was mutha fucker

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Lomticks Be yourself; everyone else is taken., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:21, archived)

Either you win, or you're a cheaty cheater pants.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:23, archived)

"BITCH-TITS!"

but i generally hear that in place of most words spoken anyway.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:24, archived)

"What the hug"?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:24, archived)

It's disturbing how many people mistake "fuck" with "hug"

I might bookmark this in case I ever need to use it as evidence.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:28, archived)

Mime "Would you like a hug?" across a crowded room at the ladeez

or gentz, depending on personal preference. See where it gets you.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:40, archived)

i got it right without peeking

then i peeked to verify.
good work

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:26, archived)

he's saying "BROTARDS"

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:30, archived)

I WISH.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:31, archived)

Hahaha

oh yeah

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:36, archived)

That is rather good.

Although I think that not having the tongue for the 'th' sound makes it a little more difficult to read.

Excellent job with the lips though (oo-er!). You just had me looking like a retard, making various lip shapes to verify your animation :-P

(Mr._Pickles, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:31, archived)

Imagine how I felt making it.

I had to record myself doing it, then make the mouth movements as I drew.

I'm glad nobody could see me.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:36, archived)

"Pasta Arse"

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Mod Edit, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:35, archived)

BUTTFUCK.

No, thank you.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:37, archived)

"PASTAFAZOOL"

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:42, archived)

I got "Bon Voyage"

(Jokel, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:52, archived)

the way I did it

was by recording me saying something and then drawing round the mouth shape.. albeit in a not particularly accurate manner :D

although the main thing this process showed me is how incorrectly my lips move when I talk.. go team mummblers!

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arrangedletters, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:54, archived)

hey jojo's

Click for bigger (108 kb)

What do you think of my 'one gordon browne' picture I just dun?

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Lomticks Be yourself; everyone else is taken., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:03, archived)

It's very good. I like the texture you've put on his skin.

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:16, archived)

thanks, I was trying to make him look as jowly as possible

As he is such as jowly hound.

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Lomticks Be yourself; everyone else is taken., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:18, archived)

Jowly is a word I'm going to start using more.

Jowly.

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:22, archived)

Gordon Brown must be related to Bob Brown

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:17, archived)

die fuckin hippie scum!!!!!!!!!

that cunt and his mates are making me wait for my $950.00 !!

(wallynothere rnot without protection, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:29, archived)

Skilltester Kitty has no skills?

Afternoon everyone :) my sense of humor is subdued today

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Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:45, archived)

My hands are on my keyboard right now, I am giving the internet some sweet sweet reiki

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:47, archived)

Do my posts tick you off?

I seem to either make you want to hurt people or you try stress techniques to calm yourself... from hurting people.

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Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:49, archived)

he's always like that.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:51, archived)

WHAT DISPOSITION IS VIMOD IN TODAY?

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:59, archived)

VIMOD IS SPREADING LOVE ALL OVER THE WORLD

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:04, archived)

AFTER YOU DO THAT, I'LL SPREAD NUTELLA ALL OVER THE WORLD.

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:14, archived)

ALL PRAISE THE HAPPY VIMOD

awellawellawellaTHEBIRDBIRDBIRDBIRDBIRDBIRDBIRDBIRDistheword!awellawellawellaTHEBIRDBIRDBIRDBIRDBIRDBIRDBIRDBIRDistheword!
awellawellawellaTHEBIRDBIRDBIRDBIRDBIRDBIRDBIRDBIRDistheword!awellawellawellaTHEBIRDBIRDBIRDBIRDBIRDBIRDBIRDBIRDistheword!
THEBIRDBIRDBIRDBIRDBIRDBIRDBIRDBIRDTHEBIRDBIRDBIRDBIRDBIRDBIRDBIRDBIRDTHEBIRDBIRDBIRDBIRDBIRDBIRDBIRDBIRD

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:17, archived)

*stabs k3b/-\b*

Bad enough that family guy ep had me singing it for weeks!

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Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:23, archived)

I've got this going through my head:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYTD4cc12x4

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:27, archived)

awww, sweet!

MUCH better than Lawrence Welk.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 4:07, archived)

everybody knows about the bird.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:34, archived)

Nothing ticks me off I am a bastion of all that is love and happiness.

Reiki.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:05, archived)

How about a shot of Sake?

served at the correct temperatu re, of course!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:15, archived)

Only girls drink their sake warm

if it's good stuff you should drink it at room temperature.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:24, archived)

I was wondering why the internets were sweeter today.

And here was I attempting to shove chocolate into my wireless router to accomplish the same thing.

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:51, archived)

Poor spaz Kitteh!

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mattyremf, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:47, archived)

Poor Kitty, I will have to keep on trying.

Why are you subdued today? Is is because, you know of people affected by the fires?

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:48, archived)

Nope

just showed my friends what I made yesterday and a few of them felt "concerned".. haha so taking it easy today

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Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:50, archived)

Woo.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:49, archived)

everyone be nice to teh kitteh

this is a difficult feat

ALSO: this ia cool animation, so WOO and CLICK!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:50, archived)

lol kitteh u suck at that game lolrofls.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:52, archived)

compassionate kitty wants the mice to live.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:02, archived)

gah!they never let you win

what a wee gem this is

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 8:21, archived)

New film at the cinema

You prolly would.

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mattyremf, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:15, archived)

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TBL I posted this on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:17, archived)

Do not pass Wigan. Do not collect pies.

/ed: I saw that.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:19, archived)

saw what?

I ninjad down there \/

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TBL I posted this on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:20, archived)

It was Badge, I think

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:22, archived)

must have been a glitch in b3tards

I only posted that. the only thing in the buffer was this...

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TBL I posted this on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:24, archived)

BadgeArse, you silly.

Not you.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:31, archived)

it's bargearse as in

www.youtube.com/watch?v=74UCPA-4ThE

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:32, archived)

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:37, archived)

must get around to finishing my drawing of him.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:40, archived)

If it takes a while for a good wine to mature, so will your drawing of Bargey. YOU CAN'T RUSH THESE THINGS!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:47, archived)

it's mostly that i've trying to get some work done...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:51, archived)

scuse me for thinking it was me, being as you posted a reply to my thread.

or something.

have this

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TBL I posted this on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:34, archived)

MORE OF THIS SORT OF THING!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:37, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:48, archived)

HAHAHA - Another one of yours I also like

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:59, archived)

Hahahahaha

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:17, archived)

swingin'.......:D

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 8:24, archived)

Yes true.

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:36, archived)

Actually

I think you will find it was spain

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mattyremf, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:20, archived)

I has the ticket..

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mattyremf, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:41, archived)

I meant to reply to another post below. Argh!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:20, archived)

SHE IS A SPECIAL ANGEL IN HEAVEN WITH BABY P AND CAYLEE ANTHONY

THEY ARE WATCHED OVER BY JESUS, ELVIS AND DALE EARNHARDT

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Shiksa, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:18, archived)

ah.. but now....

I don't believe in heaven or god so where does that leave them?

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TBL I posted this on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:20, archived)

eaten by maggots.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:21, archived)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:23, archived)

good lord!

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:33, archived)

also, sadly -- up to their necks in earthworms

...and cannot even go fishing

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:31, archived)

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Shiksa, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:25, archived)

B& FROM LYFE

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:47, archived)

B& Wagon

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mattyremf, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:49, archived)

OH HAI POPULAR MISSING GIRL

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:20, archived)

SHE IS THE NEXT SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:21, archived)

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:20, archived)

why would they put a dead girl in jail?

i don't get it.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:21, archived)

The sequel is called "MADDIE: GET MADDER"

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:23, archived)

You prolly would'nt

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:01, archived)

Whoa boy, I'll tell you who I would and wouldn't.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:02, archived)

errrr no I wouldnt

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:02, archived)

Those legs are like two pink glaciers

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:03, archived)

I see a cock on the legs

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:03, archived)

Now I do and I dont know what physiological reaction to have

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:05, archived)

Wank?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:07, archived)

hahhaha

*shudder

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:10, archived)

He/She is pointing at me.

By the way:

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:03, archived)

hahahaohchrist

I just saw that :(

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:04, archived)

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:08, archived)

haha.

*endorses*

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:11, archived)

i orf to sleep now...

6000 will have to wait till tmorrow night.
.
.*has no ideas for nekked image 6000

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:14, archived)

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:16, archived)

shaved body? shrunken genitals?

no thanks.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:04, archived)

yeah man, that's the stupid way around!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:07, archived)

eww, i don't like shaved anything. it just looks like meatfood to me.

yeah, tastes vary.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:12, archived)

word!

Shaved Genitals FTW!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:10, archived)

*stop gif

*did i see boobage in the corner
.
.
.
.*nope
:(

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:12, archived)

no boobage

this is a family website

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:32, archived)

no.

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

no.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:12, archived)

you mean...o?

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:16, archived)

HAHAHA - Talk it up man!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:16, archived)

i guess i could fuck it if it paid well.

very well.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:20, archived)

What if I gave you a gift voucher?

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:22, archived)

you drive a hard bargain, rocco.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:34, archived)

what if he just gave you

Rocco?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:36, archived)

you would be right there

I wouldn't

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TBL I posted this on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:11, archived)

i wouldnot!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:17, archived)

Haha - this is just wrong

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:18, archived)

Perfect!

woo hahhhahhhaha
.click

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:19, archived)

needs more cockwobble.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:23, archived)

The cock just looks like a huge bellybutton in the wrong place.

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:24, archived)

dear christ noooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:25, archived)

Bloody Hell!

This gives me teh fear!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:20, archived)

hello

how is everybody

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 1:36, archived)

lost in a mire of hatred and confusion

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 1:37, archived)

Visible exits are NORTH, WEST, SOUTH and DENNIS

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 1:42, archived)

>Throw baby

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Ttssattsr, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 1:43, archived)

> ENTER DENNIS

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:01, archived)

Exit, shirley?

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:03, archived)

You are eaten by a grue

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:11, archived)

Why would I exit him? That's no fun.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:11, archived)

sleepy

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 1:37, archived)

Drunk on pestilence.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 1:38, archived)

High on famine?

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 1:49, archived)

More like aroused, bro.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 1:50, archived)

Whom among us has not pitched a tent at the thought of a starving beggar on the streets of Mombasa

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 1:53, archived)

You have used Whom in the wrong way

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 1:56, archived)

I know but I accidentally replied to the wrong post then when I deleted it it wouldnt let me copy paste the same exact sentence.

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 1:56, archived)

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit son!

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 1:57, archived)

IM POSTEN RONG PLACE IM SRY

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Ttssattsr, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 1:59, archived)

S'ARIGHT BABE

PLEANTY OF ROOM ON DA HUNK TRAIN

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:02, archived)

Telling you

That I am going to stop pretending that I didn't break your heart.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 1:40, archived)

bees

(Dresen H.O.M.G., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 1:44, archived)

This is how I imagine Sonic The Hedgehog if he were human

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 1:50, archived)

I love it!

and I couldn't resist!

(cuak oh noes! i'm b3tarded, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 1:50, archived)

wooo

that's awesome :D

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:10, archived)

he is going to push the button!

better get to the bunkers

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TBL I posted this on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 1:56, archived)

WELCOME TO LUMP BALLET.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 1:59, archived)

POSTBEAR GOES FOR THE SLAMDUNK!

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:00, archived)

I was horrified

to see what you did to your eggplant last night. Horrified, and I don't even like to eat the stuff.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:01, archived)

^Postbear is up there.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:02, archived)

damn me for not looking proper.

he was the last poster last time I looked proper. Ah well, it's not like I'll lose any face with this audience eh? ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:04, archived)

not when you've got half of them on Ignore anyway ;)

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:06, archived)

my point entirely ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:07, archived)

haha 2 and a half fucking hours... hahahahaha!

I passed out shortly after that

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:08, archived)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:09, archived)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:12, archived)

arrrgh mine eyes!

Hang on, quick, sell them to David Cronenberg.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:14, archived)

looks like someone shat on a pizza tray

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:16, archived)

I think they look kind of good.

They remind me of how I like my hot dogs cooked.
Those charred, black, cancerous ones that nobody else will touch? They're mine.

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Shiksa, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:23, archived)

I'm sure that they look fine

if your entrée is 'wizened bull's pizzle'
but for roast aubergine which takes 10 mins on a barbecue, 25 mins under the grill and 30-45 mins in a moderate oven with the idea being just to burn the skin off as if it were paper ( the same as you do when preparing capsicum peppers for stuffing and roasting ) then they look a bit off-putting for my tastes.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:33, archived)

i'm fatter, hairier and less afroed.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:05, archived)

you're also not on The List yet, I see.

JOIN US

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:07, archived)

likewise

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:07, archived)

apologies.

But still you murdered them. Too long and way too hot.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:07, archived)

never fear, upon the rise of the killer eggplants, postbear is undoubtly top of thier list

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:09, archived)

Fuck that.

We can't have PB survive fatal illnesses only to be done in by angry vegetables. It's just not cricket.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:10, archived)

we must fight the killer eggplants.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:15, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 2:47, archived)

That's great :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 5:09, archived)

Rude dude stars come from

(Dresen H.O.M.G., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 1:21, archived)

wow

top lurkage aswell

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 1:33, archived)

TWO POSTS A YEAR.

Stunning work, my friend.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 1:34, archived)

I went and hid when they started counting.

I think I won.

(Dresen H.O.M.G., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 1:40, archived)

this is strange and excellent

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 1:37, archived)

i like this. post more often, please.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 1:58, archived)

They've been turning us against ourselves for years!

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BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:01, archived)

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:02, archived)

tk tsk tk tsk tk tsk tk tsk tk tsk tk tsk tk tsk tk tsk tk tsk

sound familiar?

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BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:04, archived)

I'm pretty sure it's the opening

to nearly every New Found Glory song.

Do I get my 5P?

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:05, archived)

Better than that...

you get Aldi beans

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BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:06, archived)

You owe the world thousands of pounds for even mentioning

that band.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:06, archived)

My friends over you

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:07, archived)

Stop that.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:08, archived)

I dont know any more of their songs

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:09, archived)

This thread is now about what you're listening to right now.

What are you listening to right now?

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Ttssattsr, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:09, archived)

Nothing :(

But I did see reel big fish tonight

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:11, archived)

Honestly?

New Found Glory...

Then maybe some Sufjan Stevens.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:13, archived)

XPLODING PLASTIX

THEY ARE XPLODING IN MY EARS

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Shada, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:13, archived)

Fire on Fire - Tsunami

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Ttssattsr, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:15, archived)

Pocahaunted - Gold Miner's Daughters

Got it today. Dreamboat.

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:15, archived)

Good stuff! I ordered Lia Ices CD today.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:17, archived)

SInce you've raved about it so much, I think I'll add it to the list of required buys.

I'm going to add you on last.fm and musically stalk you like a hound.

:)

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:19, archived)

Do it.

She has some mp3s for streaming on her site: www.liaices.com

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Ttssattsr, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:23, archived)

shameless on the telly.

most recent album listened to was earlier.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:17, archived)

"Kandi Lounge"

That sounds appalling to me!

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Ttssattsr, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:17, archived)

It's great.

everybody involved has had a bath and not a guitar to be heard.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:21, archived)

Nothing wrong with GEEETAARS, old man Craig.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:22, archived)

haha

I know. But it hardly suits my argument if I'm going to sit here and agree with you ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:23, archived)

Haha, good call, squire.

What's your usual listening style? Throw a few genres at me.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:27, archived)

Depends upon the mood but usually the above.

what is being referred to these days as Nu Disco/soul/jazz.
Other than that it's going to be Some Sylvian, Nine Horses, Steve Jansen ( alternative jazz ).
In the car today I was playing the 1973 version of Quadrophenia.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:31, archived)

Well, look at that, just the sort of stuff I really can't get into.

Maybe I wont adopt you as a father after all.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:32, archived)

Dads and sons can't listen to

the same tunes. There would probably be rending of the time and space duvet.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:34, archived)

You can be my adopted father then.

You're ginger, so it all works out.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:40, archived)

I'll invite you to listen to my radio slot tomorrow

before you make any hasty decisions ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:41, archived)

...

I'm super Indy, but they're a guilty pleasure.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zS0ecdawM4U

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:12, archived)

I love this song

www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BkvRnUZJys

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:14, archived)

I LOVE IT!

noice!

*gets cock out*

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:16, archived)

Theres no youtubes for my favourite dispatch song :(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:19, archived)

Boooo

That sucks. Apparently, Sufjan Stevens has no videos either...

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:27, archived)

well its the live version of one of their songs, but theres covers of it, but they are no-where near as good :(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:31, archived)

I hear you there

No one has done a video of my favourite Decemberists' song.

edit:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JQgp5VyKug

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:36, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMD5Pptc-JQ

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 1:01, archived)

better still

www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmSi_XGiVAE&feature=related

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 1:02, archived)

I was just sick.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:14, archived)

Tell me why

explain, oh demigod of music, why they are so sickening?

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:15, archived)

They're so... Happy.

It's pop-rock for 15 year olds. Of course, music is subjective, so who cares what I think, eh!

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Ttssattsr, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:28, archived)

I care very much what you think

But you can't just label something crap without actually thinking about it.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:44, archived)

I thought about it. I carefully deliberated with a selection of my peers.

Naw, just ain't mah thing, brofessor.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:50, archived)

hmmm... okay whatever

keep on keeping on with blinders then

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:54, archived)

Lol I'm pissy that someone doesn't like a band I like.

LOL.

:D

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Ttssattsr, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:56, archived)

After seeing your last.fm playlist

I most certainly do.

ALls I'm saying is that poo-pooing something just because it's popular is not good.

Take it from a recovering music snob.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 1:00, archived)

I don't dislike it because it's popular - the fact I love Nirvana throws that argument out the window.

I dislike it because it's bad.

As I said before, it's all subjective.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 1:03, archived)

haha. Nirvana were fucking shite.

It's only the fact that they became popular that allows me to be able to make that technical critique from an honest viewpoint rather than slag them off because it was de riguer at the time.

:)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 1:09, archived)

In Utero and their early stuff was fantastic. It verged on noise-rock, which is brilliant!

Considering how big they were it's really not hard at all to find people who dislike them. Musicfun.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 1:10, archived)

You should know better than to try and have a

sensible conversation with me in this area. I'm liable to be pulling your chain plus there are things I DO NOT WANT and they involve terms like Nirvana, Eminem, America, etcetera. ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 1:13, archived)

Haha. I'M HAPPY TO HAVE A SLAG MATCH, YOU UTTER BITCH.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 1:16, archived)

Many things are bad

I don't disagree that they're bad.

I'm saying it has merit.

P.S. Nirvana was very good indeed. In Utero rocked so very much.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 1:13, archived)

i just last fm friended you! lololol

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 1:04, archived)

what the fuck does last fm actually do?

does it just tell everyone what I listen to in Winamp? What happens if I want to watch a quick bit of jazz material on and can't be arsed loading up a DVD in powerDVD. Does it show my porn channels too?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 1:07, archived)

it just records what you listen to

keeps tabs on how much you'velistened to artists,songs etc...good for seeing what shit people like and shit

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 1:08, archived)

oh right.

So a bit like a lazy bastards tool for stalking. Nice.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 1:10, archived)

also what ttstststtstartttar said aswell :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 1:12, archived)

I'm nosy, so it's good.

But I've found a lot of great music from it. I'd happily recommend it to anyone into their music.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 1:13, archived)

as I said.

I'm doing radio tomorrow and I'm just mixing some stuff now seeing as shameless has finished.
I shall invite you to listen if you are around and you may decide just how out of touch I really am.
( I might actually broadcast now seeing as the radio is free ).

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 1:16, archived)

Yeah, let me know - I'll have a listen.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 1:17, archived)

It doesn't.

Personally, I use it for the radio stations. Once you listened to some music, you can use the 'My Recommendations' radio stream which is usually quite accurate. If it plays you a dud, just skip it. Great for finding new artists.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 1:09, archived)

bloody hell

I'm no expert but that's just the sort of formulaic americanised guitar nonsense that 1001 bands are doing these days because they know they have a ready made market of flock-minded teenagers willing to spend their parents money on crap they will not even remember they ever listened to in a few years time.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:37, archived)

Both points are well taken.

Consider this though... it's actually almost 6 years old by this time, and it follows suit quite well with the true spirit of ACTUAL Emo and punk music.

What I'm looking for is an actual REASON, not a complaint because the dipshit at the local record shoppe with plates in his ears dislikes them.

My points: It's melodic, it's original, and actually doesn't even use a 4-4 count A-E-F-G beat...

WHat makes some super indy thing ANY better?

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:43, archived)

I can't help you

as none of that is for me.

the kind of thing that gets me hard is a million miles away.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9a-irZTP6b0

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:48, archived)

Well, quite.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:49, archived)

OH GAAAWSH AAAHAHAHA.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:51, archived)

ooh is it that time again?

b3ta.belm.co.uk/pasanonic_nsfw.gif

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 1:11, archived)

noice

loungy with a house and Bollywood influence.

I'd not heard it before.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:51, archived)

would otherwise go on links bd, but it is new on The Onion

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tubaman, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:30, archived)

Oh.. my GOD!!!!

I couldn't stop laughing!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:49, archived)

hello internet

what is happen

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:42, archived)

Im going to click this because its quite clever

THIS IS ALL

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 1:05, archived)

Cor, just in time! Captain Cock Tuesday fights the good fight.

Now in HD!

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:52, archived)

you are amy winehouse

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:53, archived)

haha, not far off.

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:54, archived)

This is SuPOIB!

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:06, archived)

Can't handle her candy

this woman makes me hesitate

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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:09, archived)

would

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:14, archived)

I thought only Wormulus did Cock Tuesday

like John Fashanu with "Awooga!"

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in vino veritas, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:55, archived)

You are very much mistaken.

When I redo my profile, you will see that I have numerous Cock Tuesday medals.

Also, in the event of his death, I am officially in charge.

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:56, archived)

I resent this!

I am not 15!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:55, archived)

14,15 it' all the same

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:00, archived)

...

THough it IS filled with magenta-y goodness.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:58, archived)

I set it to 100% width, so it'd scale for you.

I decided against the full 1920 width.

Thankfully I put ".gif" on the end, and not ".png". That might have caused a riot.

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:00, archived)

Jolly happy pirate fun riot?

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:04, archived)

:-D

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:10, archived)

amazing, Trouser

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:01, archived)

I applaud your angry trouser wearing.

If you prefer your viewing on a 16:9 TV, then there is a 1080 version: b3ta.belm.co.uk/wallpaper1080.png

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:03, archived)

sup dave

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Shada, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:04, archived)

My brain reads you as Shaba, every time.

Hello. Are you well?

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:07, archived)

Leningrad said that. Are you leningrad?

YES I AM GOOD YOU TOO I HOPE

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Shada, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:08, archived)

I am going to make more art very soon.

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:11, archived)

i hope it's furry

we sure love furries around here

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Shada, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:14, archived)

yiff

yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff cock yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff lolz yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff !!11 yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff

that is all.

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Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:06, archived)

The girl nearly had a tail too.

Maybe next time.

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:08, archived)

Ripping in Killerkitti isn't funny, man. We all rip on jews now, man.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:08, archived)

There's a magenta Jew talking in magenta.

Clearly your racist mind has overlooked him.

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:09, archived)

I don't like people who aren't like me.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:14, archived)

besides, she's legal now anyway.

And there needs to be a cartoon cat or something

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:15, archived)

I do like cats.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:18, archived)

that one on the right.. hmm..

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:10, archived)

That was the idea :-)

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:11, archived)

HELL YEAH

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:20, archived)

Oh you cunt.

I'd forgotten about that "thing".

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:21, archived)

DO NOT BE AFRAID

HOVERKITTEN IS PROBABLY FRIENDLY

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:48, archived)

HAHAHAHA

OH FUCK

www.b3ta.com/board/9169804

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:22, archived)

VIMOD DECREES: GET OFFLINE AND DO SOME WORK, YOU SHITS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:50, archived)

HAHAHA

love it!

related note: The AMerican LB sucks

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:18, archived)

What's LB?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:20, archived)

Little Britain

it licks ass.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:52, archived)

who's the thing in the hat supposed to be?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:14, archived)

Captain Cock Tuesday

b3ta.belm.co.uk/CaptnC04.gif

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:16, archived)

ah so not a b3tan, does he have a theme tune?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:18, archived)

Yes, he certainly does.

I'm not sure if it's currently online, but I will make sure it is soon.

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:20, archived)

Sooooper Pooooper !!

Bad boy. Dirty boy.

(doogle i've got maddy, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:46, archived)

AWwww...

Dogz is special..

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:55, archived)

My puppy did that today. Then ate it, and a plant.

Then he threw it all up a bit later. *boik*

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:55, archived)

Puppies eat everything

it's daft I tell you.

But ickle loveable.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:01, archived)

The poor sod managed to trap himself in the living room.

Normally, he resides under the stairs. But today he got in the living room, then knocked the door shut. This was whilst I slept. He then had a panic when he realised he wanted a shit and went mental. He chewed a 24 box-set then smeared it in shit.

Doh!

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:06, archived)

You mean this dirty little fucker ?

Is that your dog ?

(doogle i've got maddy, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:04, archived)

RIGHT..YOU ASKED FOR IT...

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:08, archived)

Arabian Shites

(doogle i've got maddy, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:18, archived)

Not big. Not clever.

But it IS my kitteh!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:37, archived)

it deserves what it got

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:38, archived)

My kitteh will eat your soul

with some favah beanzzzzzz...

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:41, archived)

We had a cat

that died that way...

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The Togaboy The world will end on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:55, archived)

onandonandariston

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:39, archived)

I like kitties.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:44, archived)

Fluffeh is watching

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:45, archived)

HAHAHA

EMO kitteh is sad for himz...

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:48, archived)

AAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

homelols at the quivering lips*

*additional lols for quivering lips.

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:50, archived)

I giggled like a loon at this

quivering lips lols

(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:50, archived)

Awwwwww

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:48, archived)

awww. clean pussy.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:47, archived)

Ahaha

(muckluks notsureyet, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:48, archived)

*slaps*

NO!

Bad kitty with dirty werdz...

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:48, archived)

CUNTY NONCEY DING DONG

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:50, archived)

"And now please rise for John Leslie's national anthem."

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:52, archived)

he raped me..

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:53, archived)

It's not rape if you leave money.

I was going to say if you leave a tip, but that's that old lepracy joke isn't it.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:56, archived)

oh baby...

do it again!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:57, archived)

You heartless fiend!

ignores ;)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:01, archived)

I'm only heartless

because the Tinsmith forgot to give me one.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:03, archived)

Thanks to FeldmanHeimBluesExplosion

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:22, archived)

ha ha you cut out anuses

g'nite b3ta
edit : oh yeah - g'nite normally means i turn pc off and goto bed!
lets try that again..
G'nite b3ta!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:23, archived)

me2

'nite peeps

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:29, archived)

That's no moon...

...it's the rusty star

(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:24, archived)

thats no dune...

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:25, archived)

I was going to call it "Mount Goatse"......

.....But that just sounded too fucking SICK!!!

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:29, archived)

(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:25, archived)

Oh noes!

Its a death dune.

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Cae1, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:29, archived)

hhaha...anus.....hahahaha

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:36, archived)

hahahhaa

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Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:50, archived)

Berms.Ahaha.

(muckluks notsureyet, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:49, archived)

Just watched Underworld: Rise Of Teh Lycans and felt in an arty mood!

Click for bigger (231 kb)

You may call me a posing cunt if you want :P

(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:03, archived)

is it as cock-awful as the last one?

edit: how rude! pic is ace

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:05, archived)

Much better actually...

...the last one was a bit shite...saying that though, Rhona Mitre is wooden

(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:07, archived)

hmm

i'll rent it

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:07, archived)

I downloaded it

but don't tell anyone

(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:09, archived)

Your secret's safe with me

and the internets.

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Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:12, archived)

This will be the next one: Rise of the Chump!

(not worth new thread)

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:16, archived)

that would deliver significant fear.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:18, archived)

OMG!!!!11

ultimate fearage

(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:21, archived)

I LOVE Chump!

Does anyone know where he came from? Who is that handsome man?

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Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:29, archived)

from a website selling masks

i think it was "meatlover" mask or something like that
edit : this needs updating
dictionary.mictoboy.co.uk/c/
edit part 2 : discontinued mask :(

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:30, archived)

^this

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:31, archived)

WHY do I not own one of these masks??

*seeks*

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Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:34, archived)

tada

gag.dk/en/billy-bob-funny-teeth-49/-290.html

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:37, archived)

I love you Skug.

*carresses*

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Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:41, archived)

...hold your horses...

if my danish is correct i think thats just for the teeth... (i can't read danish at all)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:43, archived)

there is no Manbear costume, only the teeth.

the rest you will have to get custom-made.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:06, archived)

www.maskworld.com/english/products/make-up/fake-teeth--620/monster-halloween-horror-dentures-vampire-teeth-fangs--6202/meat-lover-fake-teeth--3018

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:05, archived)

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:52, archived)

Is it any cop?

(the film I mean not the pic, which is all moody and woo)

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:06, archived)

See above...

...I see Michael Sheen in a new light now knowing he has played Tony Blair and David Frost

(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:09, archived)

Yup.........He was also Kate Beckinsale's ex & the father of her kid innit?

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:11, archived)

I wood

(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:12, archived)

Kate Beckinsale?????? Ummmm... NO you wouldn't

The back of my neck would be in the way :-D

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:13, archived)

Ooo very nice.

not sure about the film though...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:11, archived)

I'm sure.

It's fucking shite.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:53, archived)

at first I thought the cloud looked like a wolf

but it's more like a pig

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:23, archived)

Early thinking, but since it's the award season, what about the b3tas?

B3ta awards – early thoughts

Best Actress

Patti Anne Browne - www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbd0nnW-VMc

Best Actor

Matt (where the hell is?) - fora.tv/2008/12/11/Matt_Harding_Where_The_Hell_Is_Matt_an_Elaborate_Hoax

Best Effort

Cat-proof fence dude - www.youtube.com/watch?gl=GB&hl=en-GB&v=-Ov4LQFSQ58
Kung-fu Hillbilly - www.liveleak.com/view?i=be5_1232830460
Smoking is big and clever - www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypK_LRp0_EI

Best animal

Hardcore penguin - www.liveleak.com/view?i=200_1227043754
Malfunctioning dog - www.liveleak.com/view?i=8d4_1226471679
Fixed malfunctioning dog - www.liveleak.com/view?i=72d_1229379765
Boxcat - www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOnBgO62sGc
Spider Puppy (Scaramanga Redux) - www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVpI5__IVkY&feature=channel_page
Dustercat - www.liveleak.com/view?i=33d_1218634614
Christian the Lion (contains smoking cessation advert) www.metacafe.com/watch/1231230/christian_the_lion/

Best invention

Blender Defender - www.plasma2002.com/blenderdefender/

Best b3tage

Battenberg simulator (monkeon) - www.monkeon.co.uk/battenberg/
The Super Battling Mighty Mega Ultra Phunamic Morphing Wonder Power Robo B3ta Rangertron Team Squadron Episode 1 (Vampiremonkeyonspeed) - www.zxbadger.com/flash/redux.php
General whorage of lots of stuff (McBadger) - www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uTOX7j7WzM
Bus Slogan Generator (Nooo! Make it stop! Oh, yes – Santa Claws) ruletheweb.co.uk/b3ta/bus/
The Shining 80s Computer Game (HappyToast) - www.youtube.com/watch?gl=GB&hl=en-GB&v=BxCs8VSjI2Y

These are just culled from some of my 'I like this' stuff. Any thoughts on categories or contenders welcomed. If there's enough interest I may set up a bunch of polls and make it official!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:35, archived)

these all appear to be links

as in:
/links

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:37, archived)

well yes, true

however I did spend literally minutes creating the b3a statuette itself, which must count for something.

don't give me a hard time please I've had a long day and I genuinely thought this was an idea that might appeal

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:39, archived)

it was more that

those are all videos, so a 'b3ta' awards should be about content created for this site, or by the site members

not that this was a bad list, but in the 'wrong' place

i like the idea, but i'm tired so my response was overly blunt

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:44, archived)

fair dues

I was wanting to get more boardwork in but it's bloody hard to separate /board into definable categories.

Most rain in pictures - A Vagabond
Most lavish 3D rendering - JPG
Most fantastic stuff - HappyToast (*cough*StevieWonder*cough*)

...beyond that it gets a bit hard to categorise.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:02, archived)

best squirrel (without tits)

best seamhorse
worst spang
?

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:06, archived)

\o.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:07, archived)

definately a contender

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:11, archived)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:15, archived)

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMEHORSE!!!

However - mine has teh slipper of justice!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:17, archived)

I love the fire in my seam horse

and these aswell:

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:18, archived)

is that even shopped?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:20, archived)

NO!

I found it on the internets

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:21, archived)

thats it

you're fired!
have a retirement present...
www2.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.19213~r.11188108

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:22, archived)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:22, archived)

too late now

you posted someone elses dog! unshopped! sorry but there is no coming back from that!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:24, archived)

if we all click it

it'll get on the popular page

and recieve angry internet complaints for the next few days

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:26, archived)

its not in a new thread it doesnt matter,

and the dogs are amazing

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:26, archived)

why am i looking at someone elses dog?

...thats all you'll get on b3ta!
kittens are the future of b3ta!
in reality dogs are superior and betterer than kittens and 'orrid cats but this is b3ta!
so kittens it is!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:29, archived)

dogs lol

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:30, archived)

yay!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:22, archived)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:22, archived)

YES!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:07, archived)

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:01, archived)

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:53, archived)

Spider Puppy FTW

He is Steve McQueen.

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xandmi, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:39, archived)

I favour penguin personally

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:40, archived)

nice one!

now to spend half an hour trawling.

Cheers

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:39, archived)

What the fuck are you on about?

My attention span is about five secon

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:42, archived)

Wondering if it's ok to be smug???????

Was it me who put up Patti Ann Browne?? (Best Actress)

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:44, archived)

Indeed.

I was thinking that was going to be a category, but I was lacking in preferred internet stuff that actually featured people*.

*with clothes on

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:47, archived)

Hee Hee...............NOICE one bud

I got something RIGHT for once. LMAO.

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:51, archived)

LOL WURDZ & LINX

I'd say definately more /board stuff. What's b3ta without /board?

Also:
- best dressed b3tard,
- best moustached b3tard,
- b3tard with best girth,
- hairiest b3tard,
- best milkable b3tard...

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:44, archived)

me for 1 & 2

and 5

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:46, archived)

micto in the 3rd frame

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:52, archived)

Yeah absolutely needs more /board...

but where to start?

I know that for my money it would end with HT's Stevie Wonder, but categories...?

Suggestions welcomed

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:46, archived)

may i suggest a nomination for most/best puns in a thread

www.b3ta.com/board/9146615

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:47, archived)

holy christ that's going some!

and no DTH either. Good skills.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:51, archived)

I second this.

Hehe.

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:12, archived)

i second this

second

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mattyremf, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 1:21, archived)

May I also suggest the category 'Hissy fit of the year'

and 'best shirt design by a guy from another forum'

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:49, archived)

'shortest flounce'

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:49, archived)

'biggest image'

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:49, archived)

Yay, we're getting somewhere now

Gayest shift

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:50, archived)

Most reposted image.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:51, archived)

most lurkiest member

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:53, archived)

That'd be a bugger to find though.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:54, archived)

b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=15 ?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:02, archived)

^ my entry

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:55, archived)

'most exceesive use of the term'LOL''

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:50, archived)

'post with least amount of typos by riverghost'

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:54, archived)

shittiest magnet

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:00, archived)

lowest poly

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:03, archived)

schmergest merm

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:06, archived)

Preposterous! There can be no smergier merm than that of 10 years back, in Mergistan!

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:12, archived)

And the nominations are:

Clansoul
Yanmania

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:08, archived)

Most milkable only if we have male and female categories.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:47, archived)

Deal.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:47, archived)

See below reply

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:48, archived)

DEAL

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:49, archived)

With photos.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:48, archived)

I think I am the hairiest.

But in a sexy way of course....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:50, archived)

I have a hairy back :(

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:51, archived)

You'd have to be pretty motherfucking hairy though

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:51, archived)

he's like chewbacca's hairier cousin

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:53, archived)

*spluffs*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:55, archived)

Careful! Don't get any in his hair

...

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:01, archived)

great idea!!!

hurrah! roll out the red carpet!

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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:50, archived)

you forgot this one

www.b3ta.com/links/276656 :)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:03, archived)

Yeah thought about that...

but boxcat or dustercat win over that one for my money...

I think I'm beginning to grasp the complexity of canvassing opinion on something like this...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:09, archived)

They should be called The Henrys

(doogle i've got maddy, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:18, archived)

The Sturdies or The Smuggies.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:22, archived)

YES!

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:23, archived)

^this^

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 8:28, archived)

haha

thanks for the cool links!

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:22, archived)

Good idea!

Does need more /board though. Some ideas for categories and my votes for them:

Worst bandwagon: Sarah Palin
Best cartoons: Mr Pinapple
Most deranged (in a good way): Cockweasle

Edit: Oh FUCK. I can't beleive if forgot The Magic of Chutney's cartoons, I vote for him as well.

(jlkgjsfhoj, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 0:08, archived)

I show appreciation in a strange way....

...so I'll leave this here and hope she finds it...

(Davethefan began lurking again on or around, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:33, archived)

she's nice

but needs more tits

(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:33, archived)

Who doesn't?

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xandmi, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:34, archived)

you can never have too may tits

(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:35, archived)

Hitler did fine with no balls at all.

(muckluks notsureyet, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:35, archived)

I would do so many wrong things to her.

/ac about Suzie Dent

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:34, archived)

She's Perfect as she is.

(Davethefan began lurking again on or around, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:38, archived)

Silence! No criticism of the Dent!

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:59, archived)

...

|G|A|S|E|R|F|L|I|N|E|

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:35, archived)

I really hope she is filth

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:37, archived)

Joy!

I love Susie, and this is great.

Sorry for posting a horrendously long thread just above yours...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:42, archived)

Ta very much :)

s'not a problem, t'internet is a big place - we could all use some guidance to the interesting spots without lots of tourists.

top post!

(Davethefan began lurking again on or around, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:09, archived)

arsefingle is 10 letters, so has no place on Countdown

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:00, archived)

Seperated at birth?

(muckluks notsureyet, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:32, archived)

hah

its uncanny

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:44, archived)

Thank you and goodnight

EDIT: Perfect Valentines gift idea

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:30, archived)

How much rape would £5 get you?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:32, archived)

he has loads of these

also, this is what i should have done the first time:
www.b3ta.com/board/9172777

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:35, archived)

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