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Would have been topical

About three years ago. Now, it's just Hull for me.

(MattDP (Squiggle), Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:25, archived)

Sorry, but...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:28, archived)

Think it may be the guy who invented the Moog synth

maybe wrong

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:28, archived)

Bob Moog, inventor of the Moog synthesiser...

and other Moog type things...

He was called Moog.

Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooog.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:28, archived)

OK got that.

And the significance of spacecat (guessing a Mog reference here) and gigliowhatchamacallit is...?

Edit and who was that with an 'All aboard the RIS bus' and then ninja delete?

I saw that. Own up!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:30, archived)

*mumbles*

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:31, archived)

O_o

was that you, young man?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:34, archived)

Might have been *whistles*

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:42, archived)

Children's book called Goodbye Mog

about the death of a cat (cheery, my kind of book) and the thing what killed Mr. Moog.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:31, archived)

Ah. Cool.

I think that would have required at least 3 De-RISing links there.

Thank you for bearing with me...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:34, archived)

*passes Savlon Anti-Ris*

one does what one can :)

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:35, archived)

Rick Wakeman had a great anecdote about him

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:36, archived)

Ha ha ha

When I was growing up, I remember seeing a sign for "Rik Wakeman LIVE! at Fareham Community Centre"

I hope he wore the cape.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:37, archived)

His smaller gigs are the best

He doesn't wear the cape anymore, just awful suits.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:45, archived)

Awww....

for five of my hard earned English pounds I demand CAPE!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:46, archived)

He's worth double that, cape or not!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:10, archived)

Sorry

just very bored at work. Had to do something. And my hummus levels are usually very poor.

(MattDP (Squiggle), Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:38, archived)

Awwwwww

Huggies

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:39, archived)

Ah no worries fella!

The thrill of the investigation was highly enjoyable!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:47, archived)

Sigh. This makes me sad again.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:33, archived)

FLYING BEAR HUG!

KARATE FLUFF TICKLE!

SPIINING BIRD KICK!

Ooops... one too many there...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:35, archived)

+1 +2 +3

3 POINT COMBO!

It's okay for the moment, I've settled on The Fleet Foxes. I'm enjoying it too. Music crisis briefly diverted.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:37, archived)

Just as well, I'm in mondo-bleak territory music wise today...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:38, archived)

Those are good days for me. Ever heard Steve Von Till's solo stuff?

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Ttssattsr, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:42, archived)

Can't say I have...

At the moment I'm listening to my uber-drone side project - The Sound Of One Hand Clapping.

It is a train ticket, holding down a clumsy fist of notes on a keyboard, which is making hissy spasmodic drone noises.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:45, archived)

Damn dog

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:19, archived)

Hahahaha, I love this

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:20, archived)

*click*

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:21, archived)

Ah, the new hollywood remake of The Littlest Hobo!

top work, sir!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:23, archived)

thnx

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:24, archived)

Hahaha

Industrial Light and Magic are on the phone, offering you a job ;)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:24, archived)

It is SO annoying when this happens.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:25, archived)

Haha

The special effects, they are all the woo!

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:34, archived)

I love the

animation of the dog running down the plank. As if he was being guided by an unseen four-year-old. Hop hop hop hop.

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froopyscot may have a prehensile cock, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:45, archived)

bored...bored...bored

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:19, archived)

And remember the time plague came to the Shire

The carrier was Bubo Baggins...

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:20, archived)

That's my manager.

Well, her name anyway. Overhearing those exact words coming out of the telly a while back was quite a surprise.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:21, archived)

"The" is an unusal first name.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:22, archived)

Not for 3/4 Huxtables it isn't.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:22, archived)

hahaha

most tenuous usage of part of a cosby show member ever.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:23, archived)

Is it odd that that's the first place my mind went?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:25, archived)

no.

you also could have had the fat chipmunk.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:26, archived)

1/2 in that case.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:26, archived)

3/8, surely...

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:28, archived)

tits, forgot I wasn't using the O.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:29, archived)

hahahaha! brill :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:22, archived)

I totally, totally would.

Twice. With or without violence - I don't even mind.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:22, archived)

But with is so much more fun...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:23, archived)

Absolutely. But if she asked nicely I'd be prepared to reduce it or even do it without I so totally would.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:24, archived)

What about if she demanded, in a loud voice, at your mothers house, while brandishing a nipple electrocution kit?

sorry, it's been a while...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:27, archived)

She gonna be in the next Dr Who...

*excites*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:28, archived)

Alongside the new haircut lad?

What joy.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:54, archived)

nah... with Tennant

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:03, archived)

Well, it is one show she has not been on.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:10, archived)

Oh, I saved that at about 30k - I must have saved the wrong one.

Apologies.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:11, archived)

S'aright. It's only work's bandwidth you're raping

;)

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Joliet, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:13, archived)

You!

I've just been questioning your front page, is it just me or is that a screen capture?
I saw your yo-yo one, but am puzzled by the unchangedness of this one.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:12, archived)

It is not quite a screen capture, but it is all stills from the screen capture - I was somewhat shocked that the work in progress was more popular than the yo-yo myself.

I would like to point out that it was not my initial post, just a reply further on in the thread.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:13, archived)

how very odd

God truly does move in mysterious ways :)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:29, archived)

indeed.

How odd that taking a second of video, reducing it in quality and putting it in gif format qualifies for front page.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:54, archived)

The gods obviously haven't watched their easter eggs on their Star Wars DVDs

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Joliet, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:14, archived)

"Use the Fast Forward, Luke"

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:14, archived)

I was thinking this

*makes a gif from random film*
*FPs*
*profits*

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Victor Meldrew, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:15, archived)

Don't shoot me!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:17, archived)

i'll go one better

and jizz on you (or near you).

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Victor Meldrew, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:17, archived)

What I mean is

I did not choose it.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:22, archived)

i think the general gobsmacked feeling going round is why did the donkey pick it.

it's not aimed at you.

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Just Flange, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:27, archived)

no shooting, I just wanted to check I hadn't missed something subtle

like what you done to the yo-yo one :)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:28, archived)

Well, I moved the frames around and took a shedload of frames out

but no, nothing subtle. It was what i was going to turn into the turntable.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:40, archived)

or tv series

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:08, archived)

I'm rissing,

but then, i haven't seen any of the new masterchef. nicely shopped though.

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Just Flange, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:12, archived)

It is Jade Goody and MASTERCHEF judge Gregg Wallace

I have never watched any masterchef ever.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:14, archived)

yeah, i gathered. nicely!

and gives me a great chance for a pearoast...

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Just Flange, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:22, archived)

That's nicely done.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:13, archived)

ta.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:15, archived)

*burns embassy*

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:56, archived)

They're so angry they're foaming at the mouth

...or something.

*wanders off*

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:01, archived)

They look very put out.

put out, as in extinguish?

*follows barb*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:05, archived)

*walks faster*

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:06, archived)

*jogs*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:07, archived)

This is starting to sound worryingly like exercise...

Please stop!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:07, archived)

*hails taxi*

*doesn't look back*

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:08, archived)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:09, archived)

*unholsters 9mm*

*squeezes off a couple of rounds*
*piles into black sedan driven by henchman*

My this has all got a bit confrontational...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:10, archived)

o_O

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:11, archived)

...it seemed like the logical escalation

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:15, archived)

I was just minding my own business!

*sobs*

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:17, archived)

Christ I'm pleased someone said it

I was close to breaking into a mild increase in my heart-rate for a few seconds.

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:09, archived)

It does appear to be the burning issue...

But if they're not careful they'll all be fired.

(8E74 Contains highly ironic acid, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:24, archived)

pfft.......overworked?

they never do ANYTHING- hangin'round corridors all day...gah!

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:26, archived)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:54, archived)

Ha ha ha!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:55, archived)

pfft

though this doesn't work if you pronounce /r/ properly.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:55, archived)

Ooooof!

I used to use that 20-odd years ago. It was rubbish. When I stopped using it my skin cleared up. True story.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:56, archived)

haha

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:56, archived)

bwahahahahaha!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:57, archived)

oh jesus

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:58, archived)

*Spang*

spang spangity spang

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loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:58, archived)

Haha!

On a related note :- Girlfriend buys new shoes, takes them out of box, cat gets in box and sits in it all night looking like he's won the lottery.

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:58, archived)

we need pictures of this

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:00, archived)

why am i looking at a picture of his cat?

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:02, archived)

I meant his girlfriend

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:05, archived)

Oh Hai Mr Schrodinger...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:02, archived)

Pffft!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:02, archived)

haha!

Now where did I leave that radioactive isotope dagnabbit....

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:05, archived)

cats in boxes FTW!

FOR THE WIN!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:32, archived)

loverly

more of this kind of thing

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:59, archived)

hhhahahaahhahaha!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:01, archived)

Good grief!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:02, archived)

deary deary me....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:03, archived)

That's so bad it hurts...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:04, archived)

purrfect

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:23, archived)

Thumb Drive!

Been meaning to make this for ages. It's a 4GB flashdrive embedded in a stone-plaster cast of my right thumb.
Worked pretty well, no bubble defects on the casting.
Only problem appears to be the grey dots - that's where the drive's alignment is slightly off and is close to the surface of the plaster.
I might paint it in a tasteful "Torn off thumb" colour scheme.

My Previous USB Shenanigans
Edit : Given this project its own page.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)

Well that get's a thumbs up from me!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:49, archived)

Threadjack. Amazing news!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:53, archived)

*waits for Barb to update image link*

...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:54, archived)

fucking imageshack! *fist*

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:55, archived)

Worth waiting for, though

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:57, archived)

meh ;)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:04, archived)

can I have one please

: )

(mrtinybrain, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:24, archived)

*awaits CDC verison*

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Victor Meldrew, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived)

inevitable

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:51, archived)

nice work!

I like this idea a lot.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:51, archived)

Haha, marvellous

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:53, archived)

very nice :D

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:53, archived)

Cool!

Only concern - how resilient would it be to eg being carried round in a pocket or something?

Maybe you could do it in latex or something like that if a home kit exists for that sort of thing.

And of course latex would make it all the better when you inevitably get round to doing one with your genitals.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:53, archived)

What tribs should do now is remove his actual thumb, and replace it with a female USB connector

Then he can keep his thumb drive on his, errm, thumb!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:57, archived)

I'm waiting for the monofilament whip in the cybernetic thumb

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:59, archived)

^ THIS

with added "I Demand Room Service!"

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:01, archived)

hahahha, that was such a brilliant (crap) movie :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:04, archived)

Actually

The monofilament-whip-in-the-thumb is a traditional feature in cyberpunk books and RPGs, not just Johnny Mnemonic. And that film would be a lot better if it wasn't Keantactu Reeves.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:07, archived)

Couldn't agree more

talk about a one-trick pony...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:09, archived)

Whoooahh!

dude!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:10, archived)

There you go -

His entire repertoire!!!

:D

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:13, archived)

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:14, archived)

That's it...

Right there.

:D

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:17, archived)

Duuuude

I remember 2 scenes from JM (actually saw it at cinema). The whip scene, and Reeves jerking his head back in shock in a silent "Whooooa!". I giggled at both.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:19, archived)

I laughed any time Dolph Lundgerenerenen (or whatever) tried to deliver a dramatic line...

thinking about it now, I'm giggling like a loon...

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:25, archived)

Good old that bloke.

That bloke who wasn't Keanu Reeves from Bill & Ted should meet up with that bloke who wasn't Mike Myers from Wayne’s World.

(Insert Username, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:27, archived)

It's stone plaster

Which is much tougher than plaster of paris. Still gives excellent detail reproduction (I'll have to smooth off my thumb-print before giving the item away) and takes about 30-40 mins to set. It can still be scratched, with difficulty. A good quality paint should keep it scuff-free.

Latex is doable. Although it would take a hell of a lot of the stuff to cast my danglies. Oh yeah.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:57, archived)

cool,3 thumbnails for the price of 1

......sry

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:56, archived)

ha ha, you nutjob!

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:01, archived)

*click*

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:12, archived)

Splendid crafts there! ^-^

Now do one of your todger!! ;D

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:27, archived)

I Love Buses...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:43, archived)

That is...

most excellent!!!

(dampwookie failing to understand everything from birth up to, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:39, archived)

...

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/7922770.stm

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hYpe is haunted by humans, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:38, archived)

Top Shop!

Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:39, archived)

very good

but why is the blackboard outside if they've closed down?

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:40, archived)

Sshhh!

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:41, archived)

Silly twig this is Manchester.

Boarded up windows do not mean a pub is closed.

Quite often it just means it's Monday ;)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:41, archived)

and judging by the limited graffiti

quite early on monday too

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)

arf

spot on

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:33, archived)

Hahaha brilliant!

*click*

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:40, archived)

That's a bit bloody well done, is that.

I'm really going out now.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:40, archived)

have fun

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)

bring us back something nice!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)

where have you been???

my life has been an empty vestige of a shred of a remnant without you!

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:05, archived)

Shopped pictures only please ;)

woo

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:40, archived)

woo nice work

allow me to whore this from earlier...

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)

*fucking flounces*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:58, archived)

Well I liked it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:13, archived)

thanks.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:15, archived)

itv has always had that tacky cheap feel to it,here in ireland we het the ulster television,by god it is horrid

itv die no please

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)

nicely :D

and why is Pedanti's screen cap on the front page? bit of a weird one isn't it?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)

yes to this!

I didn't realise it was just ripped until I followed your link.

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hYpe is haunted by humans, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)

gotta say i wondered the same.

granted, jokes over technique, but looping a gif to make it look like a yoda is dancing is neither a joke or a hard to master technique.

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Just Flange, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:01, archived)

he is dancing, its from a video where Yoda does a full hip hop routine

Type Yoda Hip Hop in t youtube

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:11, archived)

ah cannae youtube at work.

i get the feeling i've seen it somewhere before anyway though, your description rings a bell.

So the verdict is that it's just a screengrab? bizarre...

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Just Flange, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:15, archived)

Humm and oddly the yo-yo one - which he does seem to have tinkered with, isn't there.

*confused*

EDIT looks like they've just linked the wrong gif...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:02, archived)

I like the one where someone has added a turntable and headphones best

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:10, archived)

where's 'at one?

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Just Flange, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:13, archived)

further down in the FP thread

i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll110/pfc_hudson/yoda-dance-with-decks-1.gif

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:17, archived)

now this i could understand. oh well, the donkey works in mysterious ways i suppose...

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Just Flange, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:25, archived)

I am halfway through that!

Bugger!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:16, archived)

oh, that is so very WOO!

awesome shoppage!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)

*applauds*

Wonderfully well done, there!!!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:44, archived)

hahaha

brilliant... but needs more "Curley woz 'ere"

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:45, archived)

He lives round the corner from me

according to Lady S, who claims to have seen him.

Once.

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:53, archived)

I trust that if you and fair lady S have children you keep them safely locked away at night*

_{* He may of course not be a child catching paedo - but then what has he been during since leaving the Street?!!!}

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:58, archived)

Nicly done

Looks far more true to life now

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:48, archived)

YAY

FANTASTIC!

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Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:49, archived)

YES!

*toasts*

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:56, archived)

Bostin!

*Clickerty click*

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Ninj, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:04, archived)

Nicely done

Excellent execution

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:05, archived)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:34, archived)

hahaha

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:35, archived)

*puts in special files*

cor!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:35, archived)

pfft!

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:35, archived)

Holy Vomiting Popes on Skateboards!™ - that looks like some kind of creepy BDSM mask...

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:36, archived)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:36, archived)

arf

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:36, archived)

*LOL*

brilliant!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:36, archived)

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:40, archived)

Ace

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)

brrrrr!

Click for bigger (227 kb)

(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)

Stitchwank!

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:36, archived)

My Goodness!

That's putting the *fear* into me as well...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:37, archived)

and the *pain*,the pain!THE PAIIIIIIIIIIIN...

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:38, archived)

Sea creature Sven is looking for you

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)

I've got the heebie jeebies now.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:28, archived)

SVEN!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:30, archived)

Either you're crazy, or I'm stupid.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:31, archived)

I take it these

are real small blue creatures from alpha centuri? :)

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:37, archived)

They are.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:47, archived)

Only slightly obscure...

"In those days spirits were brave, the stakes were high, men were REAL men, women were REAL women, and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were REAL small furry creatures from Aplha Centauri"

/except they were blue

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:17, archived)

The spoof 80s band fronted by Angus Deaton?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:31, archived)

I don't know :(

I'm young and fresh.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:32, archived)

Are you watching CBeebies?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:33, archived)

I'M MISSING IT? HELLS BELLS.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:34, archived)

No, In The Night Garden

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:36, archived)

I'm grumpy, Doom. :(

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Ttssattsr, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:37, archived)

So am I Toaster, so am I...

I've been soundtracking the office day with F# A# oo and it's seeming alarmingly apropriate as the day goes on...

:|

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:39, archived)

Good album. I'm playing Lia because I just cannot find anything else I want to listen to, which is getting exceptionally irritating.

:( Hold me.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:41, archived)

Is a grumpy hug a good idea?

It might get sexual...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)

Might? :(

Grumble grumble whine moan cry.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:45, archived)

Oh for the love of...

c'mere you

*giant bear-like man hugs*

*makes growling noises*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)

:D Thanks, pup!

I'll probably bug you for music later too, unless I can sort myself out.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:54, archived)

makes me horny

*touches crotch*

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:29, archived)

o_O

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:29, archived)

Jeezy Creezy!

*fears hard*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:30, archived)

^this

also: compo it?

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:31, archived)

should I ?

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:32, archived)

oooohhh, I bet that goes nicely with some black butter and capers,

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:30, archived)

Oh, you've *so* sorted what's for dinner tonight now, sir

Top skills, that man.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:36, archived)

ooohh... wrap a trout in foil, grill for a while until the skin starts to char,

when serving stuff with prawns and capers, and pour the black butter and capers over the top...
Serve with some boiled fennel and new potatoes..

MMMMMMM!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:40, archived)

nom nom nom

Might go for a slightly 'flatter' fish, if you read me...but otherwise, spot on.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)

Is it Japanese?

The eye looks Japanese...

;)

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..wil, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:30, archived)

I have no idea

www.pfaffman.com/images/glassanimaleyes/ae6_9979big.jpg

(eye source)

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:33, archived)

He's lovely colours.

I'm going for a cigarette now, in my lovely hat and scarf combo. Yes.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:33, archived)

PHWOAR!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:33, archived)

Yuck!

That's just not right, is it.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:36, archived)

Cervix alert!

I just like saying "cervix".

(

Fronds are waving gently on, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:17, archived)

....

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:25, archived)

Spang.

I presume someone's already done a Warren Beattie?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)

He loves dem peas!

=D

'noon all, anyone got any jobs going?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)

there are but I saw 'em first...

me! me! me!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:28, archived)

Bunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnndleeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:35, archived)

get in line fella

four months and counting :(

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:29, archived)

Four months???

I can wait that long... to what do you refer?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:32, archived)

that's how long I've been out of work

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:36, archived)

Gah!

I think it's time to use my one actual bone fide skill...

I need to get my piano tuned and teach kids how to play Have You Seen The Muffin Man...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:41, archived)

Only unpaid

But quite rewarding in itself.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:31, archived)

Works for me...

quite rewarding is better than soul destroying...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:34, archived)

Volunteer at a local charity shop

I help out at the local Oxfam. The boss actually likes me and appreciates my efforts.
Never happened in a paying job.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:23, archived)

How about:

Specification: We are looking for someone with significant experience
in developing dynamic, database driven sites with PHP. Ideally you
will be familiar with Drupal and using/ creating Drupal modules to
manage complex database related functions. Experience with PostgreSQL
and within a BSD Unix environment would also be an asset.

Timescales: Initial project of circa 4 weeks work (with flexibility on
the times you choose to work), with the likelihood of further projects
and potentially ongoing site development and maintenance. To start
immediately.

Gaz me for further info.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:56, archived)

you have to finish all of it

before you can have pudding
woo yay

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)

haha

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:28, archived)

Can we manhug now?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:29, archived)

if we must

*manhugs, with patting*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:33, archived)

Splendid, sir.

Splendid.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:30, archived)

SSSSPPPPPAAAANNNNNGGGGG!!!!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:30, archived)

deary me

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:34, archived)

om nom nom nom

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:11, archived)

Hahaha

gross

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Joliet, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:12, archived)

I love this

I'm so grown up

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:12, archived)

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:13, archived)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:14, archived)

In fairness, you don't really NEED an ambulance if he's dead either.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:14, archived)

*blinks*

.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
*blinks some more*
yes

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:15, archived)

They just leave the dead bodies lying on the streets round your way, do they?

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:16, archived)

Ashally, if the ambulance turn up and after resuss attempts the patient is declared dead they'll leave the body at the home, make it look presentable and then the undertakers will come to take them away (unless the death is suss)

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Joliet, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:18, archived)

*nods*

my mate used to do it in the family business.

I want to do funeral makeup.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:20, archived)

I really want to have a go at front of house undertaking

I reckon I've had enough dealings with them to make a good one

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Joliet, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:21, archived)

I would too

but I can be quite... cheery... not sure if that'd suit. I'm best kept downstairs with the er.... clients.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:22, archived)

Good day to you sir!

And how are you today? Nice weather we're having! Oh, your five year old son is dead? Sons are great aren't they? Lovely little lads. Cancer? Oh, I'm a Cancer, my horoscope said I'm in for a stroke of luck today, and my lucky number is 5. Ooooh, do you want to look at some coffins? Aren't coffins brilliant?

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:32, archived)

:D lovely stuff.

so close to how I'd be.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:35, archived)

I want to be a funeral clown.

+
 0(
+

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Ttssattsr, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:23, archived)

That reminds me of one of the baddies

from Kickle Cubicle :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)

What Joliet said.

:D SHUT UP, PAUL.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:20, archived)

pipe down, young 'un

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:25, archived)

(

Ttssattsr, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)

hahaha

nice

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:14, archived)

\o/

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:17, archived)

Ha ha ha ha!

Ace!

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:30, archived)

Does the momentum of the arm raising throw him into the mouth?

Why not make longer less fliddy arms?

EDIT: The dumping makes it. I've got a digestive system working almost that fast at the moment.

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:12, archived)

because he is a giant, and therefore genetically unstable

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:13, archived)

Why not tickle lady cat nipples underwater in brooks and streams over the English countryside whilst smiling for the amateur photographer?

Because it'd be wrong, that's why.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:13, archived)

yet strangely arousing

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:14, archived)

why strangely?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:14, archived)

Because it is against my restraining order

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:15, archived)

Table 4:

1 pair handcuffs
1 mixed grill
4 straight jackets with extra salt
Ball Gag surprise
Two lengths of rope (2 metres)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:16, archived)

you forgot the paprika

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:18, archived)

I never do.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:19, archived)

^ this is true*

*may be true.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)

It is true. Trust me.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)

*fears*

(

Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:29, archived)

I was just leaving your (and my) options open.

A flexible approach, you see?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:29, archived)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:33, archived)

It is?

er...

*whistles*

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:14, archived)

Did you see me talking to you earlier?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:14, archived)

er no sorry

I've been putting up a site this morning so only half an eye on b3ta

how are you lovely?

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:16, archived)

I'm alright

you're mates on facebook with someone I'm apparently going to the cinema with on Friday.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:17, archived)

Really?

Not been on fb for ages, was going to brave it this afternoon...it's a bit of a mission lately

Gaz me their name...I'm all curious now :)

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:19, archived)

Done.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:22, archived)

They must be very few calories as the his body

has so little time to absorb nutrients which is probably why he's a stick man no doubt.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:12, archived)

hahahahah, utter lunacy!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:24, archived)

pfff hhhahaha

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:28, archived)

cheap air force one

God Edit: What are YOUR favourite penny-shop sweets?

(arrionn, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:09, archived)

Welcome, back, cheap knockoff shoe importer!

We've missed you!

*smooches*

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:09, archived)

And just in time too!

My cheap knockoff shoes were falling off my feet!

(

The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:14, archived)

herro

i buy dem shoez ja?

(

inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:09, archived)

The shit have planes got to do with shoes?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:09, archived)

did you shop that yourself?

edit: cola bottles, the ones in sugar not the crappy haribo ones

(

twig Save 6 Music, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:10, archived)

I remember those

I'm going to the shop now

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)

they used to do cherry ones as well

tehy were teh awesomest

(

twig Save 6 Music, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:28, archived)

Bravo

EDIT Refreshers FTW!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:10, archived)

I watched that the other day, as I always thought it an underrated film

but when watching it I changed my mind.

(

M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:11, archived)

It's one of those that you remember fondly from your youth

...and then watch in the present day and realise that it is utter dross.

The golf clap moment remains strong though.

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:13, archived)

Indeed. And the "Hey mister!"

"Shut up, dickhead".

(

M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:14, archived)

Hehehe,,, I like this

Its quite patronising

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:28, archived)

very much the intention ;)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_1mgDKii4w&feature=related

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:33, archived)

Welcome?

Am I not at b3ta then?

I WILL PUT 40 PAIRS OF NIKE DUNKS UP YER BUM

SIDEWAYS

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:10, archived)

Put a Dunk on it!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:12, archived)

long-tern?

I'm imagining a stretched bird!

(

M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:10, archived)

Do you stock Adidas?

I need some Gazelles

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:11, archived)

You soiled your impala then?

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:31, archived)

Wacky Waving Inflatable Nike Training Shoe Man!

Wacky Waving Inflatable Nike Training Shoe Man!
Wacky Waving Inflatable Nike Training Shoe Man!
and He's passing the savings on to YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

edit: Cola Bottles, God, but not the ones with sugar on them

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:11, archived)

hahahahahaha!

Are you currently overstocked on Wacky Waving Inflatable Nike Training Shoes due to a shipping error?

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:16, archived)

You betcha, so why don't you head on over to:

Wacky Waving Inflatable Nike Training Shoe Man Emporium today!

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:17, archived)

Yay

Time to pimp my pea!

(

Joliet, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:11, archived)

HA!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:15, archived)

I, for one, welcome our footwear-retailing overlords

Edit: Also -

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:11, archived)

Hahaha

marvellous

(

Joliet, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:15, archived)

This I like!

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:17, archived)

great!

Nicely cut and looped

(

Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:40, archived)

Bless you, sir

But it's less 'cut and looped', more 'big time stolen from somewhere I can't recall and didn't bookmark'

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:16, archived)

I love shoes!

(

Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:12, archived)

Hey!

You're a day late! We were all worried about you :(

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:12, archived)

WENDY, IS THAT YOU?

(

Ttssattsr, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:12, archived)

welcome back! FOr old-times sake, I shall roll this old chestnut out again:

Congratulations. No, really, I am very impressed. It's very good news. I'm genuinely happy. Look, this is my happy face.

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:13, archived)

Never get tired of that one

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:16, archived)

CUNT OFF, YOU PISSBRICK

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:13, archived)

Edit: fruit salads FTW.

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:13, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Unexpected :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:15, archived)

Hahaha

excellent sound to word creation!

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Joliet, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:16, archived)

Hahaha!

Grand!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:18, archived)

Didn't the balls

actually do this on Jimmy White's Whirlwind Snooker on the Amiga?

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crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:34, archived)

yes, yes they did!

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:35, archived)

Nuff sed...

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..wil, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:14, archived)

That's too fucking amazing for words.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:17, archived)

The funniest part for me,

is most folks don't even notice the guy 'driving'.

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..wil, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:20, archived)

hahahahha, *guilty look*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:24, archived)

They're running on laserbeans!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:17, archived)

Hahaha

I love the way your foul little mind works!

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Joliet, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:20, archived)

Hahaha!

I'll take that as a compliment! ;)

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..wil, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:23, archived)

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:21, archived)

cool!

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:29, archived)

*Click*

lol

(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)

I will never again look at 'bean can' exhaust pipes the same way

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:56, archived)

red hot

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:57, archived)

BLACK JACKS!!!

BLACK! JACKS!
Yay!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:16, archived)

NO! FRUIT SALADS!!!

FRUIT! SALADS!

*scowls*

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:18, archived)

This, muchly

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Joliet, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:22, archived)

Fruit salad and black jacks AT THE SAME TIME.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:25, archived)

This practice has been outlawed in the UK, since 1983.

I'm afraid I'm going to have to report you...

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:28, archived)

I endorse this statement.

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:30, archived)

eeewwww.... nasty.....

foam shrimps or white chocolate mice

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)

i misread that as, "white chocolate mince".

*bokes*

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:29, archived)

with a bit of tomato and basil sauce on some pasta.. Sounds good!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:32, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/9235686

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:31, archived)

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XLVII .uk, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:37, archived)

Another work in progress - NSFW

but trying out my new tablet and laptop..

(ganainm, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:04, archived)

*specifically doesn't panic*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:05, archived)

That's rather good!

Alien, wingless angel, Marilyn Manson, or Naboo? :)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:06, archived)

thank you

i was adding wings.. but my first attempt was taking too long to get them right.. this first image already took a long time to get the way I liked it.. when I have more time, I'll get back to the wings and repost

(ganainm, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:14, archived)

*panics*

And of course by panic, I mean fwaps.

Woo!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:06, archived)

'trying out' in what sense?

*panics*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:07, archived)

as in..

a first use of a tablet ever.. I'm still trying to get used to it..and CS3..

i only had elements 5 on my last laptop (which died of guinness)

(ganainm, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:10, archived)

First use of tablet must be to draw magenta CDC

thus is the law!

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:13, archived)

oh.. i didnt' see that in the faq... brb

(ganainm, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:14, archived)

better?

(ganainm, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:18, archived)

Much.

Now keep your nose clean.

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:44, archived)

Yes, Sir!

(or ma'am).. you can never tell in cyberspace... =-D

(ganainm, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:45, archived)

Thas lully, and IMO safe for work,

;)

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..wil, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:07, archived)

ah but..

i'm still getting used to what is/isn't acceptable and don't want to run the risk of getting anyone into trouble.. and thanks =-)

(ganainm, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:11, archived)

Anything not, from a distance, easy to interpret as porn or 'skin pics', is fine,

best to avoid any genitalia, and male naked ugliness tho not necessarily against the rules it never makes any friends on here, but if it's pretty and girly you're often able to get away with a lot more than you really should, for obvious reasons! ;)

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..wil, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:18, archived)

thanks for the advice

i do a lot of figure drawing on paper, male and female.. but now i have the tablet, i want to try to move away from paper, which is why i got the new laptop and CS3.

(ganainm, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:28, archived)

I find your lack of face disturbing

~~face~~ Boobies

(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:08, archived)

that's definitely helping

with my panic attacks

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:09, archived)

That's very good

Though actually I liked the chosen method of censorship just as much. :)

(icassu, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:10, archived)

That's arts that is - I know I've seen arts and that's arts, it is!

have you drawn the figure from scratch using the graphics tablet or altered an existing figure?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:11, archived)

thanks..

i used an existing figure as a base, but then i've modified and manipulated it a lot.. for my first attempt i wanted something quicker than drawing freehand from scratch.. though i will be posting some completely original work in future

(ganainm, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:22, archived)

*doesn't panic*

*goes for lunch instead*

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Joliet, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:12, archived)

I say!

Top work, there...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:28, archived)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:02, archived)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:04, archived)

woooooo

make them rape him! ;)

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:04, archived)

pffft

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inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:06, archived)

Hahaha

Please say the squirrel girls are here to stay.... *crosses fingers*

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:06, archived)

Squits here!

At least until Pip Ebays em.

Eurin's back!

(gerzel, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 6:45, archived)

Yes.

Teenage action lesbo squirrels.

This is something the world needs far more of.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:06, archived)

O_o

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:07, archived)

Damn, that's a theme song I didn't need stuck in my head all day,

lets hope I didn't inadvertently sing it...

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..wil, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:08, archived)

Oooh, Kat does 0s like me

I'm going to start taping notes to people's faces.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:07, archived)

I sometimes use

Ø when handwriting them. But usually to distinguish them from Os.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:09, archived)

Same here

I have to write down a lot of codes. Not upload ones.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:10, archived)

~~taping~~ stapling

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inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:09, archived)

YES.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:11, archived)

I only use those zeroes when writing serial numbers on CDs.

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:10, archived)

I can't help it now, I just always do.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:11, archived)

i don't write serial numbers on cds

they're hard to read when the cd is inside the drive

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inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:12, archived)

You need to stick your head inside too

then spin it around really fast.

See, I bet you wonder why you didn't think of that now.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:20, archived)

*slaps forehead*

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inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:25, archived)

That's what the eject button is for!

It won't be separated from the ~~copy of windows~~ legitimate product if it's written on it.

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)

eject button?

*slaps forehead*

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inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:33, archived)

See, now

why couldn't I have flatmates like that back when I was sharing a place?
Maybe the key is the weetabix eyebrows...

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:07, archived)

Braw!

Wotcha JJ! What happened here? It's a redex!
you muppet!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:12, archived)

I removed it from my site.

It was one of the filler strips from the first book.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:23, archived)

and hilarity ensues, no doubt

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:13, archived)

Squrlly fun to be had by all

Make them play twister

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:35, archived)

Sexy times?

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Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:56, archived)

eeeeee! Grand.

Poor Art -- no mate, it wasn't a dream.

I laughed at him, I'm afraid. To get such comic timing into this simple strip... JJ, you have teh allround skillzorz.

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Bee Nice |-|, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:11, archived)

You all makes Rabbits SAD!

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TheOther, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:43, archived)

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Shada, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:44, archived)

And the wheel turns...

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:44, archived)

Good

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:45, archived)

RAAAAAARRRR

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:45, archived)

WTF

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TheOther, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:46, archived)

You are quite safe. She died in 2007.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:47, archived)

GHOSTKITTY

edit:or even bunny

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:48, archived)

ZOMBRABBIT

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:49, archived)

I'm lapin these up

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:48, archived)

Alright, no need to rabbit on about it!

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..wil, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:50, archived)

Vey bunny.

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:50, archived)

This thread is on a real

Watership Downer.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:53, archived)

I reckon it's going to be longer than

Warren peace.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:59, archived)

personally

I don't think all that hutch of it

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:01, archived)

That pun really Bugs me.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:05, archived)

Don't take the Michael

It's not his fault. Mick's a mite autistic.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:11, archived)

That page mentions 'Meet the Feebles' and therefore can't fail to be good.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:15, archived)

I'm hopping it'll get better

It has grass roots support...

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:05, archived)

*headbutts*

only kidding ;)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:50, archived)

aaaawwww... some one give him a carrot and cheer him up!

in other news: Chirs Barrie is starting to look somewhat old...
static.dave.uktv.co.uk/site_media/images/uploaded/2009/03/04/Katerina-465x386.jpg

I'm worried about how bad this new Red Dwarf will be....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:50, archived)

who's the lady hologram?

[edit] never mind, front page of Dave's website

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)

it's all here:

dave.uktv.co.uk/library/red-dwarf/red-dwarf-news-new-character-revealed/

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)

I'm sure they'll explain why Holly is suddenly able to sustain more than one hologram

But I want to know now!

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Joliet, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)

well they did manage it at the end of series 1....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:57, archived)

No no no no no!

Did they not learn their lesson introcusing Kochansky?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)

Christ, she was terrible

Although I still reckon they just got the wrong actress to play her.

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Joliet, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:56, archived)

haha, it would be interesting if they managed to get CP Grogan back in the part....

I just hope Mac macdonald is still in it, an dthat they dont set it in coronation street as has been suggested

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:59, archived)

Claire Grogan FTW :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:00, archived)

^this

was brilliant in Father Ted

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:01, archived)

She is just lovely.

*swoons*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:02, archived)

Hells yeah :D

www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgyLjQ6_0LM

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:06, archived)

mmmmmmm...

...Gregory's girl...

(Roger_Irrelevant he's completely hatstand, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:17, archived)

about as bad

as the last two series at least

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)

i feckin hope not

the last two series only had one of the original writers. from what i heard this has them both back at the helm.

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Just Flange, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:54, archived)

Who the hell is she?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)

He got old,

the others are all standing up pretty well tho: jacksolomonsmith.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/red-dwarf_first-shot_1000v22.jpg tho of course, half a ton of latex helps one of them...

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..wil, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:54, archived)

where was that taken?

the beer garden at the Rovers?

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:57, archived)

Haha!

Well, I dare say it'll have to be pretty low-budget so my guess is it'll be set on Earth after they travel backwards thru time...

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..wil, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:00, archived)

I fear the worst...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:58, archived)

its Big Suze!!

younger sister of Claudia Winklehoffer, who is about to marry some nob who is 12th in line to the throne! Think he is called Freddie, which combined with the fact that he is boning Big Suze, immediately makes me take a dislike to him...

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Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:04, archived)

Sorry this is RPS, but I saw a minor celeb in my

supermarket just now and I just wanted to share:

You can click the pic for a better (200k) look.
I didn't see him using a cane BTW so I think maybe he's fiddling benefits! ;)

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..wil, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:30, archived)

Ha ha ha!

HENRY :D Was it really him?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:31, archived)

I'm fucking knackered because of you!

You're a bad man, a bad bad man.

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:32, archived)

Why?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:34, archived)

because you told me 30 rock was worth watching

So i did.

Then the next thing I knew, it was this morning and I'd made my way through season 1...

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Worth it though :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:47, archived)

Y'know, it coulda been, I didn't dare take a front-on photo as he would've seen me,

but he was the absolute spit, he was even pulling the Henry lip curl!

I was stupidly excited like I was in the presence of royalty btw, I even sent the pic to a fellow b3tan's phone, how sad am I!?

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..wil, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:35, archived)

very.

I thought you'd laid off henry since he was apparently upset at people shopping him?

Is there a link to his complaints?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:36, archived)

wasn't that Beattie?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:40, archived)

I may just be getting me wires crossed, I'm not noted for my good memory or mental consistancy,

either way if you have an affection for a meme or bandwagon that's a real person someplace I think it's polite not to, like, have them shown in porn or owt like that.

Unless they're Prince of course.

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..wil, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:44, archived)

I dunno feller, I was told by someone on here and they did give me a link,

but it was a while back and I can't recall now who it was and never bookmarked it or owt.

Isn't there one for Mr Beatty too I think I heard? The thing is I seem to recall both were asking for money to 'help fight this in the courts' and so suspicion was raised that they could be fakes just trying to cash in, but TBH, as ever, who knows, but no, I've not laid him off, I just got more thoughtful about not putting him in nasty or embarrassing situations.

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..wil, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)

heh, ok, fair enough.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:02, archived)

O_O

The legend lives!!!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:31, archived)

Tommy Cannon?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:31, archived)

haha

weirdo stalker

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:31, archived)

Holy Hell!

You found him!!!!!!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:31, archived)

oh god, not henry

I really hated that wagon...

You should have run him over with your trolley...

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:31, archived)

I think you find he's moved rather

beyond 'wagon' - he's in the kit 'n all.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:35, archived)

yea...and so are the quo

doesn't make it good ;p

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:36, archived)

oooOOOOoooo!

*handbags*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:45, archived)

With you JPG!

Just say the word and we'll Henry-rush the bastard!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)

hehe...

I wouldn't want to deal with a riled-up Prodge, but there is strength in numbers, certainly.

Edit: *goes off to find horrific flashy gif to annoy Prodge with*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:54, archived)

bwahaha

FAKE!! NO SHOPPING!!

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Just Flange, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:32, archived)

I shoulda taken it as he was leaving eh?

;)

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..wil, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:36, archived)

He does too!

He has a trolley and everything

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:45, archived)

that hardly counts.

it's not inna plastic bag. that's like saying that a photo of a man on a rope ladder in san francisco bay being attacked by a shark and holding a small plastic helicopter is real. it JUST AINT REAL.

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Just Flange, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:48, archived)

Whats that on special offer??

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TheOther, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:34, archived)

Some sort of cornflakes

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..wil, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:35, archived)

he's been all through history, all over the world, and now to your super market, yay for henry!

edit: hmm, managed to chop out half of my reply, there :S

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:36, archived)

Henry spotting could be a fun section for a Henry website,

might be a bit dodgy legally speaking tho...

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..wil, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)

lol old man with anorak it's henry lol

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:39, archived)

Fucking Henry

fucking hate henry
fucks sake
fucking fucking fuck fuck
fucking hell
people making fucking funny pictures out of it
fucking fuck

There, I've got it all out the way so no one else needs to bother

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)

"funny"

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:40, archived)

Nicely put, Mr S.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:47, archived)

nicely put?

as in, "everyone who doesn't agree can shut up because I've pre-empted things that you might say"?

hmm, intriguing tactic.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:03, archived)

not at all...

I just don't understand why it provokes just a violent reaction.

Everyday there's stuff I don't like (the star wars lack of faith thing for starters), but I choose to ignore it as they'll be something funny along in a minute

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:08, archived)

I don't have a violent reaction to anything I see on the internet.

I'm indifferent to henry, with a tinge of incredulity and boredom, but I think people can like him or loathe him if they want to, and express their like or dislike however they want to, it doesn't make my opinion, or their opinion any less valid.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:15, archived)

Heh heh.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:40, archived)

hahahahaha!

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the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:41, archived)

HENRY, STOP

YOU'LL CREATE A TEMPORAL RIFT

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Shada, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:41, archived)

arrggh, you'll create a time/space paradox!

edit: semi-mindpissage alert

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)

yes, by one minute . . .

by one minute . . .C];0p
MINDPIIIIISSS!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:44, archived)

Hahaha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)

This is good

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:44, archived)

Excellent.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:45, archived)

What number am I thinking of?

69, DUDE!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:46, archived)

LOL!

More 'Cackle Out Loud' actually!

That's got to be some kind of spacial catastrophe in the making surely!

Let's hope there's no opposing mirrors either side of 'em! :s

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..wil, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:47, archived)

HENRY!!! :O

Fk me i would have struggled not to burst out laughing! I saw a guy in the high street that was only pulling the grimace face..that was enough for me to ahve to cross the road!

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Victor Meldrew, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:46, archived)

You should have seen me, my excitement and urge to point and shout was almost impossible to contain,

my god, b3ta has made me such a sad bastard!

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..wil, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:49, archived)

you shop in a budget supermarket

AICMFP

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:47, archived)

The clue's in the name!

where else can you buy 97% meat dry cured smoked bacon for £1:29!?

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..wil, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)

Is that Lidl?

They do brilliant Chorizo Extra!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:54, archived)

Oh I love all their 'special sausages', have you tried the smoked Bratwurts!? 100% pork, no ground pigeons! I completely endorse their steak mince aswell,

other's may be cheaper but this shit ain't transparent pink and doesn't melt into a fat bath when you cook it!

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..wil, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:59, archived)

Nah,

I haven't. I only had the chorizo at my dads on Sunday. However, they have just opened one in the High Street near me so I shall be there soon :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:08, archived)

Well I think it's no secret I'm a big fan, I love the quality of products for the price, but do be warned,

as most of it is direct imports from central Europe it helps if you speak some French or German, as otherwise it gets a bit 'Look at the picture and guess'!

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..wil, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:12, archived)

Lidl rocks :D

When you live in Germany, there's not that many options though...

(Sneezy Badger can't wait to quit his job on, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:37, archived)

mexico?

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:54, archived)

arf

he's alive and kicking..........sort of

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 14:00, archived)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)

Ha!

I saw some of the new series of Two and a Half Men last night. It isn't as funny now the kid is skinny.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:30, archived)

The skinny at night!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:31, archived)

Bored doodly

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TheOther, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:21, archived)

Aww, grumpy bunny.

Speaking of grumpy bunnies, does anyone occasionally, when there's nothing on telly in the middle of the night, watch Party People or similar? The bouncing arse naked ladies? One was having a right paddy last night, proper screaming at the camera.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)

but it sounds interesting. . .

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TheOther, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:24, archived)

As you have to call up and pay lots of money to hear them talk

I didn't hear what she was saying, but I could see there was a lot of fucks involved, and at one point she clearly said 'shove it up your fucking arse'.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:25, archived)

I stayed up all last night watching the whole

first series of 30 rock...

It's all redsushi's fault. Now I'm tired.

Was very enjoyable though :D

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:24, archived)

I'd like to see that, but I haven't seen any yet.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:25, archived)

Bouncing arse naked ladies!

*Link or it is not true!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:24, archived)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWC_R3-qC3I

not quite what you're after, granted...

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)

I may look at that when I am at home then...

* Has a semi-on

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)

Your nicely-doodled rabbit appears to have a pair of danglies attached to its face

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:23, archived)

3 pubes each though - give him credit ;)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:25, archived)

bored doodlys are the best doodlys of all.

i condone more of this type of thing.

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:25, archived)

aaaawwww... some one give him a carrot and cheer him up!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:26, archived)

*glares*

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)

*pokes with stick*

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:46, archived)

The man is mental.

Delightful, a genius, but utterly, utterly, mental.

De-RIS

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:16, archived)

I watched this last night

i enjoyed it

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:17, archived)

It was fantastic.

But mental.

Although I think I've made the latter pont already...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:18, archived)

This^^^^

It does annoy me a bit when people go, "But you can't make any of his food"

Well no, that is the point!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)

It's kind of like the food equivalent of Grand Designs

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)

Ha! Yes :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:31, archived)

But you can

You can buy The Big Fat Duck cookbook from his website, (it's £300). His series 'In search of perfection' was all recipies you could do at home. Even the bits that needed a vacuum.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)

Well yeah, I guess.

But not the freeze drying of things can you?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:35, archived)

Might have been,

might have been. They weren't easy recipies, but he did try and use stuff you might actually have in your home.

Or shed.

*can't remember*

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)

Hahahaha! NO!

I purchased said book for TLH for Christmas there's no way that a sane person could cook from it. It's a beautifully presented delve into the mans brayne so it doesn't really matter but it's not really a cook book.
honest!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)

Heh heh!

Admit it, you just don't have a double-inverted runcible spork in your cutlery drawer, do you?

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:53, archived)

I strongly doubt he does.

Bloody neanderthals! ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:14, archived)

no, dammit!

dammit!NOOOOOOOO!
mine's triple-inverted!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:38, archived)

truly and utterly

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:20, archived)

...and impersonating a VW badge

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:47, archived)

Aww I missed it

he's a food scientist I read about him in an interview in The Metro you'd think most people would not even attempt to eat fermented shark - but he did and it cause a 'violent reaction' - he doesn't say what violent reaction but I image it involved a diver, a helicopter, and a bridge.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:21, archived)

4od

is your friend!

Well worth the watch. I can't wait to book myself into The Fat Duck now :D

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:23, archived)

I was watching an interview

with him yesterday on Paul O'Grady and I felt really bad for him. A few people have become ill after eating at his restaurant, and they have been doing tests on absolutely everything in the restaurant but to no avail.

He, off his own back, closed the restaurant and looked like he was about to burst into tears yesterday :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)

He could bottle the tears and use it as a sauce

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)

hahahahaha!!

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:45, archived)

That Mock Turtle Soup looked outstanding.

It made me laugh when he was on the Absinthe and came out with some pissed bollocks about giraffes. Absinthe is fucking awful and the hangovers it produces are spectacular.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:23, archived)

I'm not surprised he had to douse the absinthe with about a million other fruit to make it palatable...

Absinthe is one of the rankest tastes in the universe.

Bar round the corner from here does a 'Mad Cow' - Absinthe and Red Bull. Dear lord...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:25, archived)

Ack.

That stuff sends me totally insane. And completely wipes my memory.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:32, archived)

I think he's great :0)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:24, archived)

he is great but proper mental

did you see his christmas program?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:25, archived)

nope missed that :(

I'm sure they'll repeat it at some point

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)

here it is.

video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3946041067151475342

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:32, archived)

thanks you!!..I'll watch it when I get in tonight :O)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:36, archived)

Ooo thanks!

*clicks for later reference*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:00, archived)

The one with the salmon mousse

baubles? That was super mega awesome :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:30, archived)

I thought everything was great, really messed with your mind

But then he made the dessert, how much of a let-down was that? I mean, jelly and cream, which he thought was crazy because he added absinthe...

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:48, archived)

and vibrators...

...and putting the cream inside the jelly was quite a good touch...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)

Yes, I quite liked the cream idea.

It would be nice to try that with some high quality ice cream.

The "ejaculating" cake they keep showing in the previews looks like it will be a really crazy idea.

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:05, archived)

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