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Hurray!!!! COCK TUESDAY!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:45, archived)

Hahaha

Yeah there's many cocks of Tuesday:)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:45, archived)

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herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:51, archived)

my the god of cocks fuck his soul

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:55, archived)

*names a mint cake in his honour*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:05, archived)

bless you dear boy

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WormuIus, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:53, archived)

wooo

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:46, archived)

morning nings all

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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:50, archived)

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:08, archived)

Yes

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:17, archived)

HAHAHA

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:20, archived)

fucking ace

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:25, archived)

Beware the shandy highwaymen!

ning all

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:44, archived)

EVIL SHANDY!

Woo.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:46, archived)

That reminds me, I never finished the 'Stand and Deliver' animation :(

woo dandy highwaymen! ^_^

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:48, archived)

bwahahahahahahahaha

he looks so stupid, yet heppy... };0)

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Just Flange, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:51, archived)

Seemed like a good idea at the time...

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Ian Woosnam, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:43, archived)

it has toasted and blown her tits off!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:44, archived)

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:46, archived)

Well I'd buy one.

Edit: I am a mong that doesn't know where to reply.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:50, archived)

now it looks

like you'd buy a burnt tit

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:01, archived)

Soggy toast crime!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:44, archived)

ha ha ha....Toast & a warm relaxing bath!!!!

What could go wrong? :D

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:45, archived)

You'd get crumbs in the water!

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:45, archived)

I'm willing to risk it.

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:46, archived)

hahah

That does make me think of Manny in Black Books

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:46, archived)

haha

classic

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:47, archived)

oh joyous madness

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:46, archived)

bathtoats?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:00, archived)

...

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:36, archived)

YES!

That would be an awesome episode of Scrapheap Challenge.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:37, archived)

every episode of Scrapheap Challenge is awesome

Sunday mornings. More 4. Bliss!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:43, archived)

wonderful! naughty robots mustnt smash things

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)

hahaha

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:40, archived)

4got my helmet ROFL

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:40, archived)

epic

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:40, archived)

Ha ha, beautiful.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:54, archived)

very nice

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:40, archived)

that is some aweosme work there, bobs *clicks*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:44, archived)

Oh, I like this very much

I am imagining how the Empire's junkyard must look like

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:15, archived)

They're after me feckin' lucky charms!

Happy leprechaun riverdance day

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:23, archived)

Great cockdanglage

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:24, archived)

yay!

happy potato-day

(although apparently St Patrick was tee-total and would be horrified at the sight of everyone getting pissed to commemorate him, but meh..)

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:24, archived)

but when he was a herdsman he heard voices telling him he would soon go home...

so he was on some kind of shit.

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:32, archived)

*wikis*

..and was also from Britain and kidnapped by the Irish!

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:35, archived)

not wikis...I went to St.Patricks high School :P

he also went on many an adventure on all those shipping boats, having all those 'visions'
without drink or drugs being involved?, yea right!

he was off his tits during his 20's

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:36, archived)

indeed!

I personally think all major world religions started with hallucinatory drugs, Mohammed and Jesus having their 'visions', etc..

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:39, archived)

yep

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:59, archived)

Hey, little guy!

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Ttssattsr, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:24, archived)

I caugt him dancing on my windowsill, so I put nails in his hips to keep him still

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:25, archived)

You make me smile :)

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:27, archived)

It was the kindest thing you could've done.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:28, archived)

hehe

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:24, archived)

wonderful

have a pot o'gold

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:25, archived)

Hahaha

what's this about me having a dance?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:25, archived)

*winces* he's going to kick his dangler in a mo

YO TOAST.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:25, archived)

Oi di art on /talk so Oi did.

b3ta.com/talk/6008251
I was going to put it on here but as it's ascii ...

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:25, archived)

Blimey

That's very cool!

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:29, archived)

Thanks.

I used a Bamboo pad and a whole page of spaces on MS Word.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:40, archived)

Hahaha lovely :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:29, archived)

They're always after me lucky charms!

That is teh woo. I would love to have a nice lunchtime pint of Guinness but some spacktard has put on a seminar from 12 - 2.

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:30, archived)

hahahahh, look at him go :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:32, archived)

^ Would

feckin hell that's good!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:33, archived)

*clicks hard*

awesomeness personified!

well done HT

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:33, archived)

my eyes!!

that's grand siR!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:37, archived)

Its brilliant

And worryingly hypnotic!

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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)

this is awesome :)

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:00, archived)

...

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:14, archived)

hehehe

happy st. cockricks day

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inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:15, archived)

badly drawn bacon cat wishes you all happy cock tuesday

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herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:15, archived)

how am i supposed to know that its a cat?

hmm?

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:16, archived)

bacons and radiators were mentioned last time

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:17, archived)

MOAR BACON

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:42, archived)

MOAR radiator

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herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:47, archived)

if you look at the tail

you will see that it has the correct proportions for genus feline. subtle I know

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herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:17, archived)

it is all so clear to me now!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:28, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:22, archived)

where do i

draw the bacon?

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herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:27, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:34, archived)

aaah lesson 1..the cow

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:35, archived)

lesson 4 : sistine chapel?

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herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:40, archived)

For a moment, I was trying to read what you'd written on his hat

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:18, archived)

COOL.

EDIT: WAIT:

Is that bacon on your cat?

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Ttssattsr, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:18, archived)

needs more

radiator

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herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:21, archived)

What? No! Cats have wings and a third eye.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:23, archived)

For the last time

THAT'S HER URETHRA. LEAVE IT ALONE.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:25, archived)

I WAS EXPERIMENTING, GEESH!

HellomorningWowow.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:27, archived)

WassupBludTtssattsr

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:31, archived)

Your shoes are sooo going to be pissed in!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:25, archived)

Why would you piss in my shoes? :'(

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Ttssattsr, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:28, archived)

*captures*

*cooks*
*profits* (somehow)

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:44, archived)

I would be proud if I was served a cock topped pint

Last time I drank Guinness I got my name written in the top by the barlady. I was well impressed.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:16, archived)

*flops*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:16, archived)

a psychic barlady?

she's wasting her gift

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:24, archived)

lol

*does a little 'it's going to be one of those days' dance*

EDIT: Yays I was right. First death threat in ages.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:16, archived)

a) are you off the phone now?

b) has your terms and conditions challenged Italian friend returned yet?
c) who's the death threat from?

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:26, archived)

Customer.

I told them 10am was the latest check out time and they potter along and finally check out just now.
I tell them that as they checked out after 10am they wouldn't get their £5 key deposit back. First the guy threatens me with the police (I tell him to go ahead and call), then he says he could ruin my business (I tell him again to do what he likes), he then tells me he wants my name (I give it to him), he then demands that I give him ID (I tell him not being a legal official I have to do no such thing) , then he says he will come back and kill me, kill me over five pounds (his words) at which point I inform him that I have indeed shat bigger than him and get my big beaty stick out from behind the counter.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:34, archived)

Of all the people to start on

I'd not pick the 8 foot ex roadie.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:36, archived)

who would you pick?

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)

Er....

a toddler.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)

I can't sell tickets to that

I need a box office name

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:40, archived)

Then it's settled...

TUNE IN TONIGHT, CAP'N WOW vs. TWIG
ALL LIVE!

TICKETS ON THE DOOR SO COME EARLY!

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:45, archived)

huh?

*reads what he's signed*
not again. this is exactly what happened just before I won the WWF intercontinental belt back in '94

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:48, archived)

Yeah

He came up to my chest.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:45, archived)

You should probably also have felt free to mention

that whilst upholding actions clearly stated in your terms and conditions, no matter how unpopular it may turn out to be, you aren't doing anything illegal...where as threatening someone's life may not be considered quite so legal.

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:40, archived)

I said that with a big stick:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:45, archived)

So, did you get stuff sorted with your little chat with the call centre?

And is the other bloke who can't understand t&c's back yet?

/Riverghost soap opera

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:48, archived)

Resending me my card

T&C?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:54, archived)

Good head there

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:17, archived)

a bit thin though, down the mid section...

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:17, archived)

It's not what you've got

It's how you drink it

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:19, archived)

Fnnneerrrr...

Cock froth :D

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Ninj, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:17, archived)

combining easter with St Paddy's Day

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:17, archived)

Oh fuck me sideways

that is good

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:18, archived)

Yays

*chats up some pissed chicks*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:18, archived)

Wow...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:18, archived)

Freebs

pleased to meet you.

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:20, archived)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:21, archived)

Ooooh fancy!

same source too

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:19, archived)

I know!

that's what reminded me

and it was in the search images cache too!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:21, archived)

haha!

wow! lovely

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:19, archived)

That is beautifully done.

Superb.

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Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:20, archived)

FanBloodyTastic that sir

Toppy shoppy :D

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Ninj, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:21, archived)

should've sent this

to their ad dept. although i suppose that would risk a sideways raping and them stealing the idea

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:36, archived)

Happy I hate my liver day

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:19, archived)

I used to do this sort of thing when I worked in a pub

Mostly just for the regulars, cocks, cunts, tits, different species of fish

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:53, archived)

When there's no one left to fight...

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Ninj, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:02, archived)

That's beautiful!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:02, archived)

very moody

I like the source pic too.
oh and..

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:02, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:08, archived)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:17, archived)

ARF

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WormuIus, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:29, archived)

I didn't see it

were there any b3ta war crimes committed?

*dons nazi pance*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:17, archived)

Yes ther were!

SOmeone got coffee granules in the sugar!:O

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:17, archived)

very nice

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:03, archived)

you must fight yourself

*stabs herself in the knee with a fork*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:03, archived)

*provides a box of band aids

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:10, archived)

damn, that is AWESOME! *clicks*

edit: was there just a thread deletion?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:03, archived)

yes the wanker

I was saying that I was faffing around with one of those sony xperia phones at the weekend, and it was much better than the iplop

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:05, archived)

Is the Xperia any good? I heard it was a bit slow

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:11, archived)

I liked it..the touch screen can be a little sluggish if you're used to the iplop

but I loved the qwerty slide keyboard and other bits and bobs.

they're very nice, might get one when the contracts get cheaper :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:15, archived)

Yes I was thinking the same!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:26, archived)

Woo!

Also - where did that thread go?

Guess the consensus was that it should have gone on /links?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:03, archived)

I disagree with the opinion that we are assuming was ruling.

It quite clearly said cunts on it.

(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:11, archived)

"Spare some change for an old war veteran, mistah?"

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:04, archived)

is that the bloke from fallout 3 and his dug

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:04, archived)

Needs more assault rifle over shoulder...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:05, archived)

ah yes. :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:12, archived)

Nicely done!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:08, archived)

wow

you're on fire

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:11, archived)

Oh hey, that's nice.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:12, archived)

Cor...lovely

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:14, archived)

great stuff mate!

im loving these

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:16, archived)

Thanks you lovely smashers up above

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Ninj, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:17, archived)

did you see this one yesterday?

everyone just took the piss! :(

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:19, archived)

I saw it sir....

...but rather rudely forgot to *click* Lovely stuff :D

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Ninj, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:22, archived)

I did yes

and it was good

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:23, archived)

Have this as way of apology...

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Ninj, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:24, archived)

he's weeing in the sea

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:24, archived)

hahaha!!!

See what i mean! he is not weeing he is sadnessing :(

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:27, archived)

but maybe he's having a sad wee? :(

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:43, archived)

That really is all kinds of great!

Puts my effort from last night to shame really, I can;t seem to get the persepctive right or the contrast/colour balance, any tips? Pleeeeeease :)

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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:17, archived)

We all feel a bit odd on Tuesdays.... don't we?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:58, archived)

O_O

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:59, archived)

Hiya Moley!

Where've ya bin? You ok sir? :D

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Ninj, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:00, archived)

Hallo Ninj!

Went away for a long weekend with Mrs and Baby Mole.
Brilliant fun!
:D
How's you?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:02, archived)

Fine ta sir!

Hope you all had a smashing time?

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Ninj, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:03, archived)

'Twas great. Although, I managed to get lost in the woods on Friday night. Took me two and a half hours to find my way back. Twat!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:04, archived)

hahahah, holy shit! *is all creeped out*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:01, archived)

WOWSERS

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:01, archived)

Valin?

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:09, archived)

How rare!

*clicked because it am good*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:14, archived)

Cock Patrick Tuesday!

I made you a potatoman

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WormuIus, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:54, archived)

For a potato he's very well hung

you'd think he'd be happy.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:55, archived)

happy cock patrick tuesday to you

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herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:55, archived)

POTATOBOTS TRANSFORM!!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:56, archived)

Oh hell yeah.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:57, archived)

Ha ha, Carbohydratron.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:57, archived)

heh :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:03, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:59, archived)

Ooooh

This is relevant to my interests. *clicks*

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:59, archived)

I always like this

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:09, archived)

I'm half irish

the half that loves potatoes

(Peter_G, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:56, archived)

who doesn't love potatoes?

for sheer versatility, there's no better food

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:08, archived)

The message was harsh, but clear.

Click for bigger (31 kb)

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:53, archived)

This has received too few comments.

I quite like it, but wish they'd stop putting those adverts on. I thought there was some sort of code against images of death in adverts.

(

Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:46, archived)

If it's bindun...

...then I'm very sorry, but i was ill yesterday and couldn't look at b3ta...

(

hYpe is as puzzled as the oyster, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:42, archived)

almost identical

but well done anyway

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:43, archived)

ningles squire bobs

how is the diocese of Leedshire?

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:45, archived)

Not too bad this morning

How is the Burgh of Edinburghshire?

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:47, archived)

the sun is shining

spring is here, the flowers are out... I'm feeling in a good mood...

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:53, archived)

Aye, afraid so

it is a good joke, though.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:43, archived)

*pouncing ningle hugs*

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:44, archived)

SUP

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:45, archived)

not much

yersel?

did anything come of the frank and open discussion you had with el bosso last week?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:53, archived)

New job!

Basically the same thing I'm doing now, but minus evil client, minus underlings, same pay. WOOHOO! And it's my week off next week.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:55, archived)

LIFE. IS. AWESOME

;)

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:55, archived)

HELL YEAH!

*hug*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:58, archived)

you're truly blessed

my super special secret plan isn't quite going how I was hoping it would go yet... so I'm thinking about having to develop and possibly deploy super special secret plans A(ii) B and possibly C

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:56, archived)

Well good luck, chap.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:58, archived)

yep done and done

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:43, archived)

I hope you're feeling better

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:44, archived)

yes thanks, i think i am

(

hYpe is as puzzled as the oyster, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:00, archived)

What was up chief?

(

Ninj, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:02, archived)

should've gone to b3ta yesterday

pfft!! I still like it!

(

op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:45, archived)

yup, but it's still brill!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:48, archived)

I work for them now

well, Monday

(

twig Save 6 Music, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:51, archived)

I'm going to visit them sometime next week.

For I am going slowly blind and need yet another new pair.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:53, archived)

of eyes?

get a pair of cat's eyes. That would look so cool

(

twig Save 6 Music, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:56, archived)

HAHAHA

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:10, archived)

happy bejaysus day

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:30, archived)

Is "Bejaysus Day" the official name for it on b3ta?

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:31, archived)

of course it fucking is.

BEJAYSUS!!

(

Just Flange, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:40, archived)

how unexpected

Ningles.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:31, archived)

Top 'o' the morning to ya!

And a Happy St Patricks Day to one and all!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:31, archived)

Happy Guiness Day to you too!

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:32, archived)

happy green-beer-n-pukeday

to you too

(

twig Save 6 Music, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:33, archived)

fiiiiiiiiiii diiiiiiiiiii

deedle idel eedle idel eedle idel oooohhhhh

*jigs*

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:35, archived)

I didn't know you were a fiddler

(

twig Save 6 Music, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:42, archived)

only at children's parties

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:44, archived)

it's where the money is, I suppose

(

twig Save 6 Music, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:51, archived)

yeah

kids get so much pocket money nowadays... a 10p mixup costs like 50p now

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:55, archived)

*pokes*

I'm coming to Edinburgh on the 27th for a stag do. Any recommendations for sights to see and bars to frequent?

(

twig Save 6 Music, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:57, archived)

oooOOOoooohhh

I'll Gaz you

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:00, archived)

safe blud

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:39, archived)

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:33, archived)

"you look like a leprechuan...hahahaha...hic..."

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:34, archived)

hahahaha

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:35, archived)

I hope that Guinness isn't extra cold

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:36, archived)

Either way it'd taste like it's just been shit out of a diseased cow.

Nasty stuff.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:38, archived)

wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong

WRONG

Guinness is a worthy and delicious alcoholic beverage (although I'll admit it's possible to get a bad pint of it easily)

Additionally it's available in most pubs - so you know you don't have to drink Stella or Carling or Tennants *retch*

Extra Cold Guinness is an abhorrence though.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:40, archived)

I'm an ale man myself

I'll only drink lager as a last resort, got some lovely breweries down this way, my fav being the hogs back, which is handy as I know the owner and get it on the cheap. ;)

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:43, archived)

right

you're back in the good books... I'll come and have a drink with you sometime and we can discuss the delicate arts

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:46, archived)

Sounds like a plan.

Come join us in London on May 30th.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:01, archived)

Forgive my ignorance for the second time today, but what's the difference?

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:44, archived)

not in the slightest dear sir :D

Guinness is a delicious pint of porter ale which, although factory produced, is still a jolly good pint. It has been made for many hundreds of years and, although it's made and owned by a dreadful large company which spends all of it's money on marketing because it can't naff with the production or ingredients, is still pretty unchanged by that time ... ish *deludes himself*.

Extra Cold is the product of market research showing that larger drinkers might drink more Guinness in the summer months if it was cold and more like larger.

I think it ruins the taste and feel of it

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:50, archived)

You are 100% correct

Also, I hate barstaffs' assumption that you want extra cold without asking. If I don't specify I clearly want normal Guinness!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:57, archived)

*learns*

That does indeed make sense. All I need now is a pub quiz with this as a question.

And a round on munchy box geographics.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:57, archived)

hahaha :)

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:37, archived)

hahahahhahahah! that's ace!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:38, archived)

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:39, archived)

*dies helmet green and pretends to be Irish*

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:38, archived)

top o' th' mornin' to ya!

*gets drunk*

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:42, archived)

gets?

I start out drunk. I also am a 1/4 Irish and so my helmet is already green.

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:54, archived)

glow in the dark?

or just unwashed?

(

twig Save 6 Music, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:58, archived)

The result of a childhood accident

with a highlighter pen and a hedgehog

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:04, archived)

I start hungover and just enjoy the pain for an hour or so - it makes me feel alive...

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:59, archived)

We must lose that saxophone solo.

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:39, archived)

BEWARE

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:40, archived)

ah beggora!

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:40, archived)

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:41, archived)

hahahahahha, wooooooooooo!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:44, archived)

Thats a lovely horse

is it your lovely horse?

(

Hellzapoppin, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:11, archived)

They're coming...

(

Ninj, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:22, archived)

that's smashin' :)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:24, archived)

yay!

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:24, archived)

A W E S O M E !

*click*

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:24, archived)

woooo for at-ats and the impending doom they bring!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:25, archived)

ZALGO!

erm... i mean, very nice :)

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inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:25, archived)

wonderful!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:26, archived)

cor!

how strangely melancholy :D

(

Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:33, archived)

melancholy?

(

op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:43, archived)

arf!

Star Wars and the Unbearable Lightness of Being - An exhibition.

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:52, archived)

i like that...

i like that idea a lot! :D

(

op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:53, archived)

"i call this one, 'A Sorrowful Yearning'..."

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new_matt, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:42, archived)

it was only as i was about to click i like this

that i realised that this is post 9,279,248 - almost 10 million posts. blimey, i remember:
a) when it were all fields around here and
b) the hilarity of the 2 millionth post crashes...

(

new_matt, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:26, archived)

Was that a bit like an ACTUAL Millenium bug?

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:44, archived)

at-at-at-at-at-at!

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:27, archived)

mmmmm, at-at's...

(

hYpe is as puzzled as the oyster, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:28, archived)

HELL YES!

i aint seen this masterpiece before!

(

op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:30, archived)

Nice use of The Fighting Temeraire, there

Simple and smashing.

/clickety

(

Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:05, archived)

top!

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:37, archived)

They are!

woo

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:29, archived)

wonderous

... their natural habitat?

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:29, archived)

Maybe Hoth during the summer?

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:31, archived)

www.visithoth.com

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:36, archived)

David Hasselhoth

(

Ninj, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:36, archived)

ha ha ha

"... I have a song about AT ATs..."

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:41, archived)

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:30, archived)

did anyone see

The Mist? 'cos at the end there's these things that look like these, but aren't these, obviously
woo yay

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:31, archived)

Yay!

this is nice

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:31, archived)

That is most woo!

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:31, archived)

Niiiiice.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:39, archived)

awesome

have a "click"

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:43, archived)

This is twelves times woo

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:44, archived)

You forgot to carry the seven!:O

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:47, archived)

yays!

Argh! Telephone banking! Still on hold. Knew it was going to be tedious when I started the call with, 'Hi. I opened an account with you about a monthago and although I've had my PIN I haven't had my card.'
Blokey on a VoIP line from India, 'OK can you give me your 16 digit number on your visa or electron card?'
'What? The one on the card I just told you I haven't recieved?'

EDIT: I am filled with new found confidence in my new bank. After hold five minutes the guy comes back to ask me, 'Are you sure you haven't recieved it? I would have been in an envelope.'

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:45, archived)

pfffft

ask him what his annual bonus is

(

twig Save 6 Music, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:53, archived)

Or what the weather's like in Mumbi.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:54, archived)

only need to play it once...

Edit: (Convert|RIS(STR;"I get it"))

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 8:54, archived)

DO NOT WANT!

In other news... I reached 10,000 posts on Monday so VOTE FOR THIS NOW OR I WILL SNAP YOUR COCK OFF!

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 8:56, archived)

Done

I want to quit my job.
I want to quit my job.
I want to quit my job.
I want to quit my job.
I want to quit my job.
I want to quit my job.
I want to quit my job.
I want to quit my job.
I want to quit my job.
I want to quit my job.
I want to quit my job.
I want to quit my job.
I want to quit my job.
I want to quit my job.
I want to quit my job.
I want to quit my job.
I want to quit my job.
I want to quit my job.
I want to quit my job.
I want to quit my job.
I want to quit my job.

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 8:58, archived)

what's so bad about your job?

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:00, archived)

I work for the NHS.

I have to fart around rearranging furniture on the Titanic,
because some genius in a boardroom decides they don't want
to pay for services they have no concept of done by people they'll
never meet or speak to. So they give it to people who can't do it.

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:02, archived)

work is a dictatorship!

i want to vote for my boss not be told who my boss is! (*does not vote for anyone)

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:04, archived)

I just turned down a job in the NHS this morning

...though not really because I have anything against it (despite my missus working for it so I know some of the fuckwittery they can get up to).

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:07, archived)

NHS Scotland is a glorious place filled with wonderment and

fairness and very little private involvement (ish)...

this is ANOTHER reason why everyone I like should move to SCOTLAND.

Scotland: it's just better!

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:10, archived)

...that and all the fried food? ;)

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:12, archived)

... probably not more so than, say,

Bolton or Southampton... or Liverpool. And you don't HAVE to eat it.... The Scots are also especially skilled with offal!

... the best meal I've ever had in my life was in a restaurant in Leith, cooked by a Scottish bloke and not deep fried.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:16, archived)

Are you sure?

I'm pretty certain that wolfing down a munchy box is mandatory as soon as you cross the border.

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:19, archived)

you're thinking of the border into Fife

... the Dark Side of the Fourth... we don't go there (I once had almost exactly that in a place in Leven... god I was drunk!)

/Englishman_in_Edinburgh.blog

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:21, archived)

Ah, I seeeee. I have been educated.

I'm just thankful that general vegetarianism keeps me out of these culinary scrapes.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:23, archived)

Nah, I'm being silly

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:20, archived)

ugh, sounds like it sucks

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:07, archived)

FUHL?

speak with Benjy - if he ever manages to take time out of his new and glamorous lifestyle what he got after being a Fed Up Hospital Lackie

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:08, archived)

what IS he actually doing these days?

I already wondered where our temporary king of the stats board went

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:17, archived)

he's an assistant psychologist

which is the first step towards being a clinical psychologist. Which is a pretty big fucking thing IMHO.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:19, archived)

I concur

and also expect his b3ta experience will help him a great deal :)

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:24, archived)

yeah

I'm sure he'll come to the next bash tooled up and packing a lithium gun

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:31, archived)

That sucks and I sympathise with you

I know how it feels.

You could either think: fuck it, they're paying me for this, I'm not responsible for the big picture, my collegues are not all war criminals, the grass isn't greener etc.
That, or find something you really like doing.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:11, archived)

Wise words sir

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:13, archived)

good call

This is what I've been trying to tell my little sister (who's about to leave University and try and find a job).

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:18, archived)

what is your job?

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:01, archived)

Thanks

and why?

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:02, archived)

I don't suppose you have a contract that says you can't

So I suppose you can if you really want to.

What's your job and why do you want to quit it?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:06, archived)

Then quit and stop bitching.

it's not tricky, walk to your boss now and repeat these words: "hi boss/cunt/fishwife, i'm gonna hand in my notice, won't be back. hate this job and nothing you say/do will change that. unless you wanna fill the place with teenage strippers and quadruple my pay."

It really aint hard. i just quit mine, i'm heading to Italy for the summer, working on campsites, then Germany for the winter working a ski-resort, then bali next year to do TEFL. can't fucking wait!!!

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Just Flange, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:45, archived)

Yes dear, we know.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:13, archived)

Also, this.

Morgen, Dixon!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:14, archived)

moin moin :)

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:15, archived)

Ha ha ha...

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:14, archived)

bowling FTW!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 8:59, archived)

Yes.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:06, archived)

YES!

(

op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:07, archived)

Can you have those inflatable gutter guards?

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:01, archived)

i would settle for the rails they pull up

and a frame to roll the ball down

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:02, archived)

HI WE'RE THE RAZORLIGHTS

(__, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 8:35, archived)

That must be nice for them.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 8:36, archived)

It's funny, because that guy's chin has barely been edited

cache.idolator.com/assets/resources/2007/08/razorlight.jpg

(__, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 8:38, archived)

Oh that is funny!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 8:40, archived)

hi razorlights!

a/s/l?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 8:37, archived)

HOSTAGE OF WIRE AND THAT

(__, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 8:37, archived)

'shopped pics only :D

ningles everyone, I trust you are all well and good this bright tuesday morn'?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 8:38, archived)

HAPPY GUINNESS DAY!

(__, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 8:39, archived)

You know, if PETA had been around "Back In The Day™ " they would have kicked St Patrick's arse. Chasing all the snakes out like that; what a cunt.

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 8:41, archived)

Fine thanks.

Just having my morning rant below.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 8:41, archived)

hahahah, wtf is up with people? it's not a hard concept to grasp, check in times....

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 8:43, archived)

He probably thought a check in was something you got from KFC.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 8:44, archived)

pffffft!

IT'S 6AM AND I WANT MY MOTHER FUCKING WINGS!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 8:45, archived)

*throws panty liner at steve*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 8:46, archived)

EW EW EW EW! IT'S ALL WET AND CLAMMY!

*dances around, flailing arms about*

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 8:48, archived)

Sorry! My mistake

*takes back clap and throws panty liners as orginally planned*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 8:51, archived)

Morning!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 8:58, archived)

nings medi!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:01, archived)

And their #1 hit: The Mong Remains The Same

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 8:40, archived)

I can't believe that vacuous giblet got to knob Kirsten Dunst.

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 8:41, archived)

Sorry make

But that's not really a boast. An independant study showed that only you haven't shagged her.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 8:44, archived)

In which case it'd probably be like waving a biro up Oxford Street

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 8:45, archived)

I'm not shagging her

have you seen those teeth? *clutches mimsy protectively*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 8:45, archived)

She did you in your sleep

Just after she finished Philip and Lizzie off with a strap on!
EDIT: God copyrighters have gone too far these days!
Sadly I am stuck watching punked and Ashley Simpson is singing and they beep out the words!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 8:47, archived)

No way.

I'd have felt a hat stand in my bed.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 8:49, archived)

She did that too as part of a spitroast with Janine Crankie with a strap on.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 8:51, archived)

Annoyingly, they did a live thing with a piano

and I liked that.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 8:42, archived)

repeatedly slammed the lead

singers head in the piano lid? I'm not suprised you enjoyed it. If they announce a further date, could you let us know?

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herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 8:51, archived)

RIS?

Is it because their seams are as sharp as Razors?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 8:54, archived)

As no one wished to do it as I suggested. DIY TEIM.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 6:11, archived)

ALSO: Not the best of these, but what the hell.

cfb (400k)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 6:23, archived)

Whip it good!

I love these.

Also WHY DOES NO-ONE CARE ABOUT THE DETERIORATING OF MY COMPUTER

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 7:09, archived)

was not aware!

(Fly Projector, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 7:12, archived)

My motherboard is probably an ashtray by now.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 7:14, archived)

Can you underclock with your BIOS?

If it is indeed a heatsink/fan issue.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 7:16, archived)

Do what now?

Does it involve opening it up?

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 7:17, archived)

Use a lower clock rate.

Many BIOS configurations can be set to below CPU's stated rate.
This generates much less heat. Check the FAQ for your Motherboard.

edit: Usually not. F1 or other hot key to access hardware settings before OS boot.
If it is set by a jumper (little pegs on the board), yes it will.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 7:20, archived)

I'll look into it, cheers.

I figured I have to get the fan operating manually,
didn't occur to me I could just make it work at a lower temp.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 7:23, archived)

If the fan is not working, or oscillating in speed you are in danger of overheating the CPU.

Most CPUs will try to reduce heat by switching off. Some motherboards
have smart temp detection and can think there is a problem when there
is not. Such as the when temp detection is borked, but the fan is doing its job.

edit: There can also be the case where a RAM module is overheating.
But I may be telling/scaring you more than is needed, LOL.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 7:29, archived)

This is the thing

It hardly ever comes on (or if it does, I don't hear it). When it crashes
and I reboot, it'll go like the clappers for a bit, then go back down.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 7:31, archived)

Just a guess (educated) CPU fan replacement is needed.

Dirt is in the blades. Underclocking may let passive sink do the job.
But when it starts needing to work hard(and firefox is a real punk)
you are going to get shut down by the temp getting beyond threshold.

Simple paintbrush to remove lint from around the sinkblades and the fanblades
may be all that is needed. Clear airflow is the key--passive(sink) or active(fan).

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 7:44, archived)

Thanks T

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 8:02, archived)

My pleasure.

Also
Anytime--gaz, email or MEGAPHONE.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 8:09, archived)

THANK YOU

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 8:20, archived)

you can sometimes remove the fan head

and clean/oil it as needs be, i've done this before

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spacefish bong!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 8:07, archived)

Im scared of opening it up

But it's gotta be done sooner or later.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 8:08, archived)

assuming you're in the UK, leave it plugged in but not switched on at the wall

that way the case will be earthed, and if you lean on the metal bits of the case while you poke you won't zap anything with static

note: doesn't work if you're somewhere with 2 pin power supplies

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spacefish bong!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 8:19, archived)

Yep. Even the bearingless ones can sometimes be refurbished that way.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 8:13, archived)

Thanks.

What OS? Although from the sounds of previous post it may be hardware.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 7:15, archived)

Vista...

Firefox keeps seizing up. I've got rid of all the extensions as recommended, but I think the PC's had enough.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 7:17, archived)

His mother fucked a brownie?!:O

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 8:21, archived)

I'm sure they would be calling for "pictures naow!" on the Chans in that case.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 8:25, archived)

I see what you ment now....

well i'm glad something was done with that!

(Fly Projector, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 6:28, archived)

Fun source, thanks.

Could have had it the other way round--cat viewing into faux room.
More predatory that way. And squirrel with tits might have been more populist...
Still not sure which is best, so went with quick the dirty option.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 6:35, archived)

No that works best and the hat and monical is great

the little guy was so curious!
not to mention those hars are catty!

(Fly Projector, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 6:38, archived)

I know that source from long ago...

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sosumi, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 7:51, archived)

Yay! That's ace!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 7:54, archived)

Thanks

Of course it's a pea from years back...sigh, I feel so b3ta old.

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sosumi, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 7:57, archived)

Recycle some old shit, and I'd bet with the popular function you'd get a few FPs out of it, HAHAHAHA!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 8:02, archived)

Well...

I already have one double FP...but there are a few old time curmudgeons still lurking about that might well spot any peas of mine and call me to task for it - as was done a few days ago. ;)

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sosumi, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 8:25, archived)

omg! sosumi!

i've not seen you on here in aaaaaages!

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spacefish bong!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 8:27, archived)

OMG! OMG! OMG!

spacefish! I'm so happy to see you! Hope all is well with you. I had one of those big sickie things - basically lost all will to live and hummus. But I'M BETTER NOW ( yes, all caps on that) and am hoping to get all my hummus back real soon.

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sosumi, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 8:35, archived)

hurrah!

i'm sorry to hear you had a big sickie, but look! you're here! may your hummus return with all haste!

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spacefish bong!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:24, archived)

Hahaha!

All too aware of the tricks. As they would jump at the chance themselves. [/;-D

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 8:29, archived)

meh

I've got my fair share of FPs. :D

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sosumi, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 8:40, archived)

Hahaha

Good morrow sir. I wonder if you'll sign feline declawing bill?
woo.

'ningles all.

I has scrummy croussant with ham and cheese for brekkie.

EDIT: Ooo! Ooo! I forgot my morning rant. Some pillock woke me up at 6am by trying to check in. I explained repeatedly that our website and his booking confirmation clearly stated under the heading 'PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING TERMS AND CONDITIONS' that the earliest check in time was 11am.
Having finally grasped the premis he then says. 'OK. I'll hang round her til it's evelen then'.
I then have to explain the who concept of checking, that that is the earilest time you can arrive at the building.
My Dog! You'd think that if they're clever enough to enter their detail into a website they'd be clever enough to read.

EDIT EDIT: Although I do I do take some perverse satisfaction knowing that he'll:

a) Knowing that he'll have to wander round for five hours.

or

b) Going from hostel to hotel thinking, 'fuck him I'll stay elsewhere' and either having to come back her five hours later or thinking he'll show me by staying elsewhere when he finds a place.
If he didn't read the check in times he didn't read that if he doesn't stay I'll charge his card anyway:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 8:19, archived)

Pffft! I think it'd be a hard sell there.

Ning riv'. Having a last cup of coffee and some of the last
of the brownie illustrated above as I finish up for the eve.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 8:23, archived)

You utter bastard!

You make the poor pokies cook for you, then you take the food off them! I bet you don't even pay them minimum wage! I'm forming a union.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 8:29, archived)

Re: checkins

1. Get a roller window shade and install it above the front desk
2. Paint "11:00AM ASSHOLE" on it.
3. Pull cord every fucking morning it seems.
4. Profit!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 8:33, archived)

Haha that would RULE

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 8:39, archived)

My fault

There's an intercom in my room just in case a guest locks themsevles out. I talked to him through that.
From a careful study over the years, if you had to name one EU country and gender that were going a balls up, be clueless or generally inept It'd have to be the Italian male.

EDIT: Now I have had my coffee I have sense enough to laugh at your statement.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 8:40, archived)

Good moaning ghosty

Don't ever assume the cleverness of people until clearly proven

I just noticed I missed my 66,666th post this weekend :(

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 8:31, archived)

missed my 30,000, 40,000 and 50,000:P

This mean I have to be constantly nekkid when on b3ta.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 8:36, archived)

Awww, a late EBRN from me. Also-- I missed/skipped the chance to pea this at you earlier...

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 8:36, archived)

Hahaha

From last weekend:

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 8:37, archived)

Just so.

Night folks! See you all on the gayshift, Sheen willing.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 8:43, archived)

night night

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:07, archived)

c) shit in your pillowcases.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 8:50, archived)

That's my job!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 8:52, archived)

Arf!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 8:24, archived)

Thx.

Also
nings

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 8:26, archived)

Frobe Probe is operational.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 5:07, archived)

IT MOVES.

any luck with your little red book?

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 5:09, archived)

In a roundabout sort of way

No further than what you discovered. Thanks again :)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 5:10, archived)

Hah! It WAS Gvozdev!

and wow, the man's an artist. i guess.

...hope he gets his book back :-P

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 5:25, archived)

I think the final conclusion was "be nice to the cleaners".

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 5:27, archived)

Indeed it was

We shall never forget.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 5:28, archived)

i recall this

i am always nice to the cleaners. I especially love it when the large black lady calls me "baby" when I need to walk past her as she's sweeping etc. It eliminates my white guilt for the rest of the day.

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 5:28, archived)

I AM CLEANER!

AND IT IS NICE!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 5:35, archived)

You should be after that bath

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 5:36, archived)

It's the arse length hair.

Takes forever to rinse it all.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 5:43, archived)

I EXPECT YOU TO DIE!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 5:09, archived)

Yay!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 5:14, archived)

Sweet!

My Firefox keeps crashing my computer.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 5:17, archived)

Well tell your firefox to go sit in a corner and think about what it's done

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 5:25, archived)

and if it misbehaves after that, give it a good spanking

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 5:26, archived)

..yiff?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 5:26, archived)

AROO

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 5:28, archived)

I think I need some compressed air.

I'd get a new fan, or hack the CPU one, but I don't want to interfere with the internals.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 5:29, archived)

It's happened again.

That's three times in under an hour. Fucking shitbiscuits.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 5:39, archived)

Hahaha that moustache has had some good mileage on here

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 8:32, archived)

Whooooooosh

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 5:14, archived)

Ugliest Voltorb I've ever seen.

bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Voltorb

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 5:35, archived)

CATCHY CATCHY

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 5:52, archived)

4 days 22 hours 4 minutes 08 seconds

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 5:55, archived)

Hello

Last one with this source I promise.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 4:04, archived)

I HEARD COURTNEY KILLED KURT

AND HE WILL NEVER PLAY GUITAR AGAIN, EXCEPT IN HEAVEN, AND YOU CAN'T GET TICKETS, NOT EVEN ON EBAY

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 4:08, archived)

I'VE GOT COUPLE OF TICKETS FOR THAT

THEY'RE IN THE PIT, RESTRICTED VIEW

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 4:10, archived)

I BET ITS NICE AND HOT THERE

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 4:10, archived)

OH HELL YEAH

COSY AS A MOTHERFUCKER

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 4:11, archived)

MOFAHA WHY ARE YOU INGORING ME

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 4:39, archived)

MOFAHA IS BUILDING UP HIS IGNORE LIST

BECAUSE THAT'S THE WAY TO MAKE FRIENDS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 4:53, archived)

He has read this:

www.amazon.com/How-Lose-Friends-Infuriate-People/dp/0957716540

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 5:01, archived)

NETIQUETTE IS IMPORTANT BUT IT'S OKAY TO BE A DICK

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 5:02, archived)

MANY PEOPLE WANT TO TAKE ON MOBY DICK

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 5:06, archived)

It's horrible being ignored.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 5:03, archived)

OH GOD YOU WANTED SOME POGGLE CHEATS

OR SOMETHING
I'VE LET EVERYONE DOWN AGAIN

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 5:03, archived)

ALSO I THINK I SENT YOU A GAZ LAST NIGHT

I WAS DRUNK AND AM PRETTY SURE I DON'T WANT TO LAY OUT THAT KIND OF MONEY

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 5:06, archived)

STAY AWAY FROM THE NIGERIAN SCAMS!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 5:13, archived)

Haha

fuck I picked that up last night just before I crashed out. I figured you might rethink. Let me know though if you ever need a hand with something like that. I'm ameanable.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 5:14, archived)

Awesome, I'll keep that in mind if it comes up again

Cheers

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 5:19, archived)

THE MEMBERS OF THE "COLONIAL SHIFT" SALUTE YOU

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 5:07, archived)

CAN WE PLEASE JUST CALL IT FUNTIME

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 5:09, archived)

EVERYBODY FUNTIME TOGETHER FOR HAPPINESS

/engrish

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 5:11, archived)

FUN TIME, OOH, OOH IT'S A FUN OLD FUCKING TIME

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 5:12, archived)

THE EMPHASIS IS ON THE WORD FUN

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 5:17, archived)

THAT'S FUN WITH A CAPITAL FUCK YOU, BITCH

F-UN

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 5:26, archived)

THAT'S A BIT FUCKING DISNEY TO BE HONEST

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 5:18, archived)

Ahahaha

which reminds me, did you see the new south park with Mickey?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 5:19, archived)

I downloaded it but it's in some weird format where I only get the sound

I'm going to have to try again

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 5:21, archived)

Vinyl?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 5:23, archived)

h.264 so probably yes

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 5:24, archived)

HONESTLY, WHO NAMES A FILE FORMAT H.264?

THAT'S LIKE NAMING A ROBOT JOHNNY 5 OR SOME RETARDED SHIT LIKE THAT

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 5:25, archived)

JOHNNY MNEMONIC?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 5:26, archived)

no thankyou

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 5:28, archived)

I'M TRYING TO GIVE UP

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 5:29, archived)

DON'T QUIT. THE WORLD HAS ITS EYES ON YOU

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 5:31, archived)

O WAIT WHAT I MEANT TO SAY WAS I GAVE UP TRYING

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 5:47, archived)

YOU'RE A BIT FUCKING DISNEY MOFAHA THERE I SAID IT.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 5:20, archived)

OH NO YOU JUS DISNEY DI'INT

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 5:21, archived)

M-O-F-A-H-A

M-O-U-S-E

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 5:24, archived)

I PREFER WARNER BROS

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 5:25, archived)

YOU CAN BUY THEM FROM A SCALPER!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 4:10, archived)

I COULD TOTALLY SCALP SOME MOTHERFUCKERS ABOUT NOW

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 4:15, archived)

I COULD TOTALLY MOTHERFUCKING SCALP SOME MOTHERFUCKING SCALPERS

RIGHT UP ON THEIR MOTHERFUCKING SCALPS

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 4:17, archived)

AND I WEAR HIS SKIN FOR A HAT

BECUASE WE'RE DANCING IN HEAVEN TONIGHT
FOR KURT

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 4:27, archived)

KURT HAS FORGOTTEN TO PLAY THE HARP. CAN SOMEONE HELP?

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 4:33, archived)

HE CAN SHOOT AS MUCH SHIT IN HIS FUCKING ARM AS HE FUCKING LIKES NOW, I GUESS

IN HEAVEN

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 4:37, archived)

HE CAN DO THAT AND SHOOT BLANKS AT THE SAME TIME

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 4:39, archived)

AND BEHOLD I AM COME FORTH RIGHTEOUS AND INCORRUPTIBLE

SO IMA SHOOT SOME SKAG IN MY FRICKEN EYE

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 5:17, archived)

i logged on at the right time to see this.

Nice!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 4:09, archived)

Worth a go or two more IMO, but then I like these a lot.

Clean vector/bezier work is often too stark and boring. These rarely are.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 4:12, archived)

I like it.

Tile Me

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 4:13, archived)

shoulder to shoulder to shoulder to shoulder.

NOTHING CAN STOP US NOW

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 4:16, archived)

I dunno

maybe a cable outage.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 4:17, archived)

Drol

Cool game.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drol

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 4:23, archived)

YES

IF MY LAPTOP HAD NOT EXPIRED FROM BEING FILLED WITH PISS I WOULD TOTALLY DOWNLOAD THAT GAME AND PLAY THE SHIT OUT OF IT

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 4:29, archived)

WAS IT STEINLAGER THAT KILLED YOUR LAPTOP OR WAS IT TOOHEYS?

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 4:34, archived)

CAT PISS

THOUGH MARTIN SHORT IS NOT TO BLAME
THIS TIME

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 4:40, archived)

hahaha! That must be re-branded Melbourne Bitter!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 4:44, archived)

The international heterosexual known as Martin Short has no reason to address us at this juncture.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 4:47, archived)

This is because he is too short

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 4:48, archived)

DO NOT SPEAK SUCH NEGATIVITY. THERE'S A LOT OF LOVE GOING AROUND THE INTERNETS RIGHT NOW

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 4:24, archived)

LARGE LETTERLY LOVE?

BARELY LEGAL LOVE?
EQUINE (AND EQUITATIONAL) LOVE?
ALL OF THE ABOVE LOVE?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 4:30, archived)

ALL OF THE ABOVE LOVE. PEOPLE DON'T REALISE THAT LOVE IS A MANY SPLENDORED THING!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 4:32, archived)

INDEED!!!! AND ON THAT NOTE. I'LL LEAVE THIS UNTIL I GET BACK FROM MY BATH.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 4:34, archived)

haha

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 4:38, archived)

I'm try'n to come up with an idea for this!

(Fly Projector, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 4:40, archived)

Awww... So cute!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 4:44, archived)

"Woss that big ginger fing in there?"

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 5:27, archived)

Add dutch window-whore background. Red neon etc.

Great source BTW. Back in a bit, water is almost full.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 4:44, archived)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 4:50, archived)

omg what have you done!

(Fly Projector, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 4:56, archived)

naked mole rat / Kuato

although it does look rather like a diseased cock

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 4:59, archived)

"Critical strike on Molerat Head"

ugly cunts

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:36, archived)

Woo!

My old cat Penny in the garden i added the Butterfly!

(Fly Projector, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 4:42, archived)

awwwwwwww

nice cat!

I was admiring the leopard pictures posted up here earlier.
www.flickr.com/photos/gstq/3358715189

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 5:00, archived)

haha

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 5:14, archived)

*FEARS!*

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:00, archived)

lovely :)

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sosumi, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 7:48, archived)

This is nice.

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:21, archived)

Not normally a vectors fan myself.

But these are far more interesting than the normal sort.
Gold star.

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Tart Monkey, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 19:21, archived)

Don't me me come up there

6x9"

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 2:52, archived)

Still . . . waiting for a gentle breeze . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 3:01, archived)

much like the b3tas at this hour

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 3:09, archived)

SUCK MY DICK YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MOTHER SUCK A DEAD DEER'S DICK YOU FUCK

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d d, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 3:13, archived)

i like your picture by the way

it is very good. how did you make it??

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d d, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 3:13, archived)

A Great Mood In That Picture!

Engravings are cool. I believe it's engraving board that's white and is painted black. You scrape the black parts away.

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 3:27, archived)

close

take a piece of wood, and cut out anything you want to be white. use a roller (a brayer) to ink up the surface of the wood. Apply paper, rub the paper, typically with a wooden spoon or something similar, and pull off the paper... engraving is a bit different, where you force ink into the grooves, and the surface is clean, so you get your image that way.

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 3:39, archived)

That means I can have a copy.

Right?

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 3:55, archived)

sure

gaz me your address, as the kids say. We're both in the U.S. so i don't mind paying a bit of postage.

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 9:25, archived)

Yes . . . it does appear that you and I are the only ones here . . .

I really do like your wood work a lot !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 3:15, archived)

I am leaving here....

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 3:16, archived)

Bee seing you !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 3:19, archived)

bee fuck

a bee fuck

bee fuck and bee fuck
bee fuck don't bee fuck
bee fuck bee
bee
fuck

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d d, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 3:22, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 3:33, archived)

fuckah gay bee (in the face) fet. 2pak

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d d, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 3:35, archived)

For some reason this is way too popular, even as a pearoast.

I've posted thousands of neat images and a shit joke about bees gets the most clicks.

Fucking bees!!! They're GAY! GEE AYE WHY!!!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 3:37, archived)

FUCKABEE IN 2012

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 4:00, archived)

Naw, he fucked it hard early in the campaign.

*misses the point to make a shitty poLOLotical joke*

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 4:14, archived)

MISSA FUCKABEE!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 4:16, archived)

I NEVER MISSA FUCKABEE!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 4:19, archived)

MISSA MUTHAFUCKABEE.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ck--tgJA7lw

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 4:38, archived)

Not sure eather it's funny but not great!

no accounting for peoples taste

(Fly Projector, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 4:05, archived)

VOTE FUCKABEE

MISSA FUCKABEE.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 3:57, archived)

fuck a bee gay

do a gay fuck in the fuck gay

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d d, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 4:17, archived)

if a bee fucks you in the ass and mouth is that gay??????

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d d, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 4:29, archived)

ONLY IF YOU TOUCH ITS BALLS, DUDE

TINY FUZZY LITTLE BEE BALLS ON YOUR CHIN, DUDE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 4:31, archived)

anal creme-pie

vaginal fisting
swallowing cock-juice

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d d, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 3:12, archived)

Under the circumstances, I feel compelled to post this again.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=baEiu2NCDek

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 3:45, archived)

Not sure if I've posted/mentioned it here, but it is the best evaaaaaaar!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4YcSvcXoqs

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 3:51, archived)

POWER TOOLS ARE FUN

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 3:59, archived)

You can't go wrong with an electric drill. That looks to be a half inch.

I do so like a good chainsaw though.

That's kind of an 80's with a tinge of goth to it.

Nice.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 4:07, archived)

ooh

just got round to watching the new video from shitwank records..

video by Passenger Of Shit I suppose, though this band (Colonic Meat Theatre) isn't as interesting as his DJ stuff

www.youtube.com/watch?v=F11mwv1HQEY

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 4:15, archived)

That's like a combination between GWAR and Faxed Head.

Haha. Love it.

PS- Ooh, chainsaws too!

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 4:30, archived)

DIES IST EIN KELLER, HIER LEBE ICH

www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZ4Q9_bDwLY

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 4:20, archived)

OH MY FUCK YES

I don't think this ever got screened over here at the time
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jL8OkWx4E-4

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 4:26, archived)

Saw parts on "worst videos" segment on some idiot show here in Canada years ago.

Can you say missed the point? They couldn't without a cue card and a hair stylist.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 4:32, archived)

Halber Mensch is still my favourite album

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pySAxZTLupM

also - the Bad Seeds are soooooooooo shit without Blixa
I borrowed Nick Cave's latest "effort" from the library, don't waste your time man

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 4:57, archived)

OH YEAH!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 4:26, archived)

That's so premillenium.

Still good stuff though.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 4:35, archived)

I had a listen to that yesterday and I have to admit I was disappointed.

I like the lyrics, but the vocal style is weak and the riff repetitive

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 4:01, archived)

Yes. I think it's more nostalgia on my part.

I heard this back in 95, and it was pretty amazing. And then never heard it again. Until now.

It's like that guy Boyd Rice. Interesting stuff, but probably more truth to their lyrics than I would be comfortable with in "real" life.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 4:04, archived)

i am in this boat

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d d, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 4:15, archived)

DON'T TIP THE BOAT OVER

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 5:02, archived)

Awww

that's great :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 4:04, archived)

Nicely done!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 4:12, archived)

Well, that's very nice.

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sosumi, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 7:56, archived)

I AM STANDING IN THE TEA

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 1:56, archived)

YOU ARE STANDING IN THE TEA

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 1:56, archived)

YAY FOR TEA STANDING IN

Edit: also, are these mans in your pictures self portraits, or just random mens?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 1:57, archived)

most of the time i trace from photos of myself and my flatmates.

it can be tricky to find good source images with google.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 2:42, archived)

Fairy muff

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 2:44, archived)

HE IS STANDING IN THE TEA

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Shada, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 1:57, archived)

I HAVE THE FEAR RIGHT NOW

img47.imageshack.us/img47/3374/breyericecreamusagymnasyo0.jpg

OOOPS might be ever so slightly nsfw

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McBadger COW, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 2:07, archived)

\o/

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 2:09, archived)

MY GOD I ACTUALLY DIED A LITTLE

:OOO

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McBadger COW, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 2:09, archived)

I died A LOT!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 2:12, archived)

Great. Now I'm going to jail.

Goodnight.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 2:09, archived)

i like how no one throughout the entire process of making that thought it was a bad idea

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Shada, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 2:10, archived)

It's a faaaaaake!

www.mahalo.com/Fake_Breyers_Ice_Cream_Ad

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 2:14, archived)

I hope so. Mind you, part of me is willing this to be a genuine gaff on the advertisers part!

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McBadger COW, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 2:18, archived)

YOU'RE a fake

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Shada, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 2:18, archived)

NO U

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 2:20, archived)

YOUR A FAKE

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 2:20, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9uAKWiQqp8

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 2:29, archived)

Not faaaaaaake !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 2:59, archived)

Haha

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 4:05, archived)

That is not logical! :|

(Fly Projector, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 3:57, archived)

OH YES IN THE TEA HE IS STANDING

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McBadger COW, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 1:58, archived)

THE TEA? HE IS STANDING IN IT

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 2:00, archived)

OW YOU ARE STANDING ON MY COCK PLEASE GET OFF

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d d, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 2:02, archived)

THE TEA. IN IT, YOU ARE STANDING

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 2:02, archived)

THIS TEA IS GOOD AND HOT YES! PERFECT FOR THE STANDING IN!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 2:07, archived)

You are outstanding in the tea !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 2:08, archived)

YES, YES YOU ARE.

Woo.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 2:24, archived)

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