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# The first in a series of one about comedic timing
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahha fuck!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:55, archived)
# sticky harry
(I helped save b3ta! dunk3d, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:03, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:06, archived)
#
(MrFriend is not your friend, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:07, archived)
# haha!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Holy Fritzl!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:55, archived)
# That's just silly!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:56, archived)
# pffft!
and 4rf!!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:56, archived)
# hahaha
bloody hell.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:57, archived)
# hahahaha
Q. What do you call a cowboy wearing brown paper trousers?

A. A rustler.
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Did you hear about the two gay cowboys?
Yup?

Yep!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:58, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:58, archived)
# I have your dancing leprechaun as my screen saver on my phone, it works well :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:01, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:29, archived)
# hello all :D
Home early again, the best way :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:58, archived)
# hahhahahahahahahah! christ almighty... *readies the spanging wok*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:00, archived)
# oh.. my god!
also OH MY GOD, IT WILL DESTROY US
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:04, archived)
# I would have laughed if all those camera flashes made her angry and go on a chopping rampage
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:05, archived)
# that'd have been totally hollywood epic, man
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:06, archived)
# That guy only made her to suck his cock.... blatently
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:08, archived)
# without a doubt
it's only a matter of time before we are all killed off by hookerbots
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:09, archived)
# At least we'll die happy :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:10, archived)
# But does it have a vinyl vagina?
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:43, archived)
# D:
*removes glove*
*slaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Almost eventful
(FunOnABun Smears lard on you!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:14, archived)
# Persistence of Henry


well at least it's not Fritzl
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:46, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Ha ha ha!

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:51, archived)
# BAN THIS SURREALIST FILTH!
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:52, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:56, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:45, archived)
# Eww dirty boy!
Sorry for synchro-post.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:46, archived)
# sea-men out of his nose?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:47, archived)
# what do you call a baby with a runny nose?
full
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:48, archived)
# *boke*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:50, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:51, archived)
# Holy Fritzl!!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Ah, you've met my <ex-gf/mother-in-law/generic female person>
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:47, archived)
# uuuuggghhhh.... nasty :S
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Yay for animals with drippy noses
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:51, archived)
# Eurgh. Just blow it, FFS.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:56, archived)
# omg omg omg
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Fritzl-weston
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Haha mindpiss much?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:37, archived)
# hahahhaha, oh good lordy....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Miss Clawdy
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:41, archived)
# so bawdy
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:49, archived)
# I have watched this on acid.
I can heartily not recommend it.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:42, archived)
# Were you sitting down?
Did the acid burn your arse?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Yes. Yes.
Hence the less than glowing review.

2/10.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:44, archived)
# But there was some mild enjoyment...?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Hmm, I can't really remember. It was about 1992.
And drugs make you lose your memory instantly or something.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:47, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Excellent!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:44, archived)
# terrifying
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:50, archived)
# It's
Fritzl

/pedantic
(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Topical pearoast
(yartek branched the timeline on, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Arf!
Nicely.

(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Hahahaha fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Fair play to him.
*cough*

I was thinking earlier, there must have been a point where he started construction and thought, "What the hell am I doing?". All those opportunities to stop it.

Still, his bathroom is nice.

(nsfw!)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:36, archived)
# :)
T.J.



Yep, tomorrow I am officially old. I never thought I'd make it this far, but there you go. Wish me luck for the next 40... I'm gonna need it.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Congratulations!
Time for a crisis?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:41, archived)
# nah, I had that in '07
:)
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:45, archived)
# Happy old day!
You're nearly double my age
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:42, archived)
# you little whippersnapper
enjoy, and look after your teeth.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:46, archived)
# good luck for the next 40
here's hoping they never look in your basement
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:43, archived)
# or rip up the patio
eat your greens
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:47, archived)
# Many happeh returns
40 is an awesome age, don't let anyone tell you otherwise. you're only as old as the woman you feel*




*that granny i raped doesn't count
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:43, archived)
# the woman I feel turns 40 in 3 months, but has the figure of a 21 yr old. I'm blessed.
don;t cheat, and if you do, don;t tell
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:49, archived)
# welcome to the world of
the grown-ups.
It's not half as bad as you might think.

The only complaint about getting old I have is having to trim my eyebrows before I look like Patrick Moore!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:44, archived)
# come on man, craft a monobrow
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:50, archived)
# it does not grow in the middle
They just seem to want to go wild like Tarzan vines and I swear they would end up 3 inches long if I ignored them.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:51, archived)
# scary brows,man
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:59, archived)
# :)
already bought the ear and nose trimmer, so I'm prepared for the battle.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:51, archived)
# get a monocle, and dispense astonomical and videogame facts to everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:53, archived)
# wow, someone older than me!
congrats fella, let me know what its like omn the other side
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:47, archived)
# I'm 44
and it's no different than your 30's except with more unwanted hair.
Oh and anyone under 30 starts to get on your tits a little more every day.

edit:// in my haste I missed off 'this year'. 44 this year.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:50, archived)
# really, blimey, that explains alot ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:51, archived)
# :)
I feel like I've lived 5 lifetimes already, I hope the next 5 will be just as 'interesting'
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Congrats and come along now
Time to start farting dust like the rest of us geezers.

And the part about eyebrows, nose hairs and ear hairs? 100% true...can't grow hair on my scalp worth a damn but a bumper crop of snot hairs, no problemo.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:31, archived)
# haha, so very true
still got some on top though, so I'm not complaining.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:39, archived)
# hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:37, archived)
# hahahahhaha, to Hull!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:39, archived)
# haha
I like the top tag line.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Ha ha, BINDERS!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:43, archived)
# BINDERS!!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Blame Evilscary
Although he's been doing this rather better than me ...

(MattDP (Squiggle), Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:27, archived)
# hahaha, I don't know why, but these amues me greatly....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:28, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Nicely :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:28, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:28, archived)
# i like this meme

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:29, archived)
# pffft
good god
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:29, archived)
#
god golly miss molly
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:30, archived)
#
sure likes to suck ball
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Hehehe!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:37, archived)
# These make me so very happy
(I helped save b3ta! meccadave, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Mornin'
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:17, archived)
# hahaha
officelol :D omg
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:18, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahah
ok stop it, you're making everyone else look bad with your hummus :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:19, archived)
# he never stops
he's like some kind of god damn machine!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:21, archived)
# God damn sploicers!
That's his technique so I hear...
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:21, archived)
# like a modern day Jovial Baked Bread Product?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:22, archived)
# yeah, it's all run dry and seized up now.
That and work gets in the way leaving me only time to draw blobs with their cocks out
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:23, archived)
# they're very good though
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:24, archived)
# But what super cocks!
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:25, archived)
# really smashing cocks
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:27, archived)
# cocks to die for
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:31, archived)
# The Puninator.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:23, archived)
# ain't that the truth!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Hahahaha...
You tinker you :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:24, archived)
# ouch!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:20, archived)
# hahahaha
wine buff of the year.... he keeps a good cellar!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:21, archived)
# crikey

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:22, archived)
# hahah! jesus wept!

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:34, archived)
[challenge entry] See what i did here?
(The Dreaded Sheep, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:17, archived)
# nope
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:18, archived)
# psst
Is Niagra a font?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:20, archived)
# everything is a font, pick a word
or make one up, write it on something and enter it in to the competition.
No one will know!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:24, archived)
# right
we need to have the challenges audited from now on... the money Rob saves by removing the /talk board can be put to better use paying independent auditors to investigate teh authenticity of each challenge entry
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:27, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm always using the cokaneer font...
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:28, archived)
# Hahaha
He looks like a cheery chap, considering he has a penis in his ear.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:30, archived)
[challenge entry] mmm... taste like chicken!!!
(I helped save b3ta! RBX13 the cake is not a lie, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:31, archived)
# what what what
eh? what?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:32, archived)
# You see,
I'd have done a joke about mononucleosis.
I had that last year.
It sucked.
(I helped save b3ta! Grokthought wouldn't pay that for Chinese 5-Spice, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:22, archived)
# which is nice....
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:32, archived)
[challenge entry] i like this
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Hahahahahah
compo it!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:37, archived)
# done
and thank god, now it will get the respect it deserves
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:40, archived)
# hahahahahaaha!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Hahahaha
Headupvag is underappreciated

*i mean the font, not the practice
(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:00, archived)
# who cares?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:18, archived)
# niagara solid
is ...
(Shelby Tree I am Mr Treeeeee www.flickr.com/photos/shelby-tree, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:35, archived)
# erm.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:18, archived)
# lolwut?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Is B3ta made up of a huge percentage of Typographers
or is everyone else finding this challenge as unfunny as a Catherine Tate 7 hour special?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:20, archived)
# the gutenberg rap thing was awesome though
so i forgive everything else that has happened
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:21, archived)
# :D
glees
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:22, archived)
# I appreciated the work and the rapping
but had no hummus of a font based nature from it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:22, archived)
# arial rhymes with malarial
there must be some mileage in that
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:25, archived)
# verdana rhymes with banana
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:34, archived)
# :(
ok
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:35, archived)
# I think it's hilarious
but then I've spent the last two days with an ISO auditor . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:21, archived)
# the feckin 9000ers come every year, like a flu :(

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:24, archived)
# ^ this
only with less ISO auditor and more "strategic planning workshops".
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:25, archived)
# was he up to standard?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:25, archived)
# no, he was and presumably still is a fat loathsome cunt
he was and presumably still is a fat loathsome cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:32, archived)
# Oooo 7 hour special?
*gets out TV times*

:P
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:23, archived)
# that had better be sarchasm......
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Of course it is....
you get a free tv guide with the Mail on sunday!!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:34, archived)
# That's why jet animals are teh win this week!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:25, archived)
# I do not see what you did here.

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:20, archived)
# NIAGRAGARA

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:21, archived)
# What have you done there?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:22, archived)
# Well I get it.
Niagra Solid is a font. Viagra is erm... Viagra.
Niagra sounds like Viagra. And the 'Solid' bit is an added bonus.
Have a consolatory *click* from me.
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:03, archived)
# My mother-in-law is so ugly... ewoks were throwing themselves on the traps!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Hahaha
I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat but that's no moon!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:11, archived)
# but she's too big to be a spacestation....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:13, archived)
# I'm not saying my mother-in-law is bossy
but the wookie lets 'er win!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:15, archived)
# ahem...
www.b3ta.com/board/9280568

Non-FAQ-compliant half meg fail gifs? Nawty riverghost ;)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:17, archived)
# bloockes
It was under 500 and then I changed the time which I didn't think would change the size. Bare with me.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:19, archived)
# Arf no sweat...
I just like it when FAIL posts fail ;)

EDIT and your linked version is ULTRASPEED!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:21, archived)
# hahaha
IT's now Benny Hill fast fail post. I'll sort it later.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:23, archived)
# take my mother in law for example
... please
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:12, archived)
# There's no fooling my mother-in-law
she always sees right through me...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:12, archived)
# he's lost a bit of weight hasn't he !!
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:12, archived)
# yeah.....
people tend to do that when they die
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:14, archived)
# Ooooo-bi Wan Kenobi?
When my mother-in-law sits around the Cantina, she sits around the Cantina.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Hahaha...
...good ol' Les *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:14, archived)
# My mother in law is so fat her deflector shield is fully operational.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:14, archived)
# I've had her!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:15, archived)
# SPROING
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:07, archived)
# hahaha
yays Jelly spacehoppers!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:08, archived)
# hehehehe
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Ye, but does it tile?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:08, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:09, archived)
# *clicks*
*hopes they is orange flavour*
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:08, archived)
# wheeeee :)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:10, archived)
# haha
that's lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:11, archived)
# haha
jellyemperor jellyemperor RAR RAR RAR
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:13, archived)
# hahahahahahahah! that's brill :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:14, archived)
# click :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:10, archived)
# BOING BOING BOING
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:11, archived)
# woohoo
splatyaysplatyaysplatyaysplatyayetc
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:11, archived)
# I want to lick them
to see if they are orange flavoured

or industrial toxic waste flavoured

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:13, archived)
# BOTH!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:17, archived)
# industrial toxic orange waste!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:18, archived)
# a tasty treat! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Yay!
*Flings ice cream at them*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:13, archived)
# YES
AWESOME
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:14, archived)
# Hehe
This is all of the aces!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:21, archived)
# Boingy-boingy!
(evil_mikey is right behind you, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:57, archived)
# here be one I just broke


Click for bigger (172 kb)

Got any glue?
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:58, archived)
# well I'll comment on yours and ignore the shouting below
very nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:00, archived)
# that's a bit good right there :D
did you make it just now?
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:01, archived)
# yep
topical(ish) dick and qwerty
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:03, archived)
# that's lovely
like a moment in time captured.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:01, archived)
# It reminds me of the Star Wars Seismic Charges.
I can imagine it going "*poof*....................*POW!!!!*" and slowing down before all the shards explode outwards and kill a small child or something.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:03, archived)
# I know
but the sound effects need to be just perfect otherwise I'm going to get very upset!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:05, archived)
# I'm imagining it going "crack" then whooshing outward.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:12, archived)
# dood that would be *SO* sweet
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:17, archived)
# That is brill :3
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:01, archived)
# no, it's a vase!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:07, archived)
# me old china!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Wow!
That's great. :)

What does Erik think of it, I wonder?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:02, archived)
# wow :) very nice dude
i want to go home :(
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:02, archived)
# wowee
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:02, archived)
# nicely
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:03, archived)
# wow that nice
*goes to get the glue*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Very nice
Alien Skin? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:03, archived)
# nah, just a rash

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:05, archived)
# yeah
CS4 & xenofex 2
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:08, archived)
# best set of plugins
ever invented an no mistake mister!

(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:15, archived)
# "Smashie, smashie!"
very woo sir!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:04, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! Qwolf What can you do with out a dolly? ©, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Photo Manipulation
(nothing-toxic, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Wow.
You know you can't learn photoshop UNTIL you've been signed up to b3ta for at least 6 months, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:48, archived)
# proof of captain wow's theory
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:00, archived)
# haha!
what?

That reminds me of my sig!
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Yeah! He's cheatin!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:01, archived)
# That's either an extremely good first post
or not yours.

No reply. Not your. Have my new noobie fail.

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:49, archived)
# you're an old 2000AD fan aren't you?
you seen this....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRIPAsbhZpM
Slaine the Horned God fan film trailer. Gob smackingly accurate to Bisleys original art
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:51, archived)
# that looks absolutely incredible
I was not expecting that at all. wow.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Ooo nice!
Woo to that!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Oh fuck yes!
*Slays 1000 with his left hand, and 1000 with his right*
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:55, archived)
# hmmmm..... and still not think it too many
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:57, archived)
# I've just been reading the Horned God graphic novel
Was in the Forbidden Planet sale.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:58, archived)
# its a fantastic read.
The treasures of Britain is particularly good.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Yupyup
Got a bit silly when they involved extradimensional aliens and bioblenders and stuff. I preferred the straightforward mythological "Let's go slay some Fomorians" stories.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:10, archived)
# and a labridoodle with his winkie
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:04, archived)
# What's all this then?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:00, archived)
# stuff from before you were born young fella
Pat Mills and Simon Bisley's Slaine the Horned God was a comic series that appeared in 2000AD, stunning artwork and a great myth type story. images.google.co.uk/images?sourceid=navclient&rlz=1T4SKPB_enGB293GB293&q=Slaine+the+Horned+God&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi
this fella has made it filmy

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Ooh lovely!
So it's free, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Damn, I read that as a great meth type story the first time. Now I'm disappointed.
Speaking of bizaare fan films though, GI JOE meets WTF
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:07, archived)
# holy shit..... that's amazing!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:01, archived)
# that's nice
I'd like to see the one with the dragons or the one where he married the goddess and had a horses tail growing out of his arse
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:02, archived)
# That's pretty damn special!
I used to love Slaine...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:04, archived)
# the last person the board doubted
turned into david icke's henchman, tread carefully.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:58, archived)
# lol
Many have asked but he hasn't answered.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:03, archived)
# it will come
noobs never manage to post something and reply all in the same thread without something going tits
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:04, archived)
# Well he's either the artist Erik Johansson
or he 'alf inched it from here
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:09, archived)
# I'm not a nazi
but if anybody else posted a half meg gif they would be raped to within an inch of their account.

Edit : Thanks for reducing the size.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:22, archived)
# that is fucking AWESOME and beyond...
but, now I am sorry about this, due to your L plate status, and due to the webaddress of the image, I have to ask:

Is this your work?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:50, archived)
# no it isn't
that's really a real photo you took of yourself and you're claiming it's a photshop in order to hide the fact that you're actually a golem, well i know your game sunny jim typical noob FAIL



actually, that's rather spiffing
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Very well done to Erik Johannsen,
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:50, archived)
#
www.alltelleringet.com/

click 2008 projects
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Aww, you beat me to it
And clipmarks.com/clipmark/C0427B17-87DC-4064-B562-BA1177CE92EF/
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:51, archived)
# not often that happens
*glees*
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:52, archived)
# i remember seeing that in a photoset a while back
do you have a link to the others?
ed: it may not be yours but it's still very awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Hello Erik
been a fan of yours for ages!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:51, archived)
# nicely
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:51, archived)
# reminds me of the film 'unbreakable' :D
very well done
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:52, archived)
# that liquid nitrogen can be a real bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Blimey
Thass a bit (lot) good. Fine work fella
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:53, archived)
# That was on Digg a few days ago
so you're either very good or - as I suspect - you don't quite have the hang of b3ta yet...

here we go: digg.com/arts_culture/Interesting_Photo_Manipulations_PICS
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:54, archived)
# o hai erik

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:54, archived)
# :D
HAI!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:55, archived)
# *takes notes*
one step further into my quest of acquiring every b3tan's personal details
MUAHUAHUAHUAHUA
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:58, archived)
# I PAINTED THIS
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:55, archived)
# that's excellent, well done
'click'
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Desklols!
Causing a Carr's Table Water Biscuit/screen interface problem.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:57, archived)
# liar!
That's a photograph!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:58, archived)
# hahaha
thats brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:00, archived)
# ARF!
Genuine silly lol snort there.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Dag, Erik
Ek dink jy is Duitse, Hollandse of Afrikaans.
Kan jy belof dat hierdie pictuur is van jou eier hand?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:55, archived)
# ik volen en molen
:)
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:02, archived)
# i have one of those on my face
keep catching it when i shave, really must see the doc and get it removed properly, Gillettes are good but not that good
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:07, archived)
# or swedish.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Ah yes
That too.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:09, archived)
# is this your very own work Erik
or do we have to call shenanigans?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:57, archived)
# I called him 10 minutes ago
He's not in.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:59, archived)
# anyone not in to someone as lovely as you
is a foooooooooooooool

how are ya?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:04, archived)
# Good thank you
how are you?
My Saturday night residency is going very well. For the first time ever I actually enjoy what I am doing and look forward to it.
The last one was so wonderful but spoilt by my purse getting nicked :(

How are you and how is your spinning?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:12, archived)
# I vote shenanigans
as its potato wog day
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Oh no you di-ENT!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:01, archived)
# wowsers....very nice :D
edit: oowww Nooobie, did you just cheat?

The FAQ is your friend...and don't you dare yo threaddelete!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:59, archived)
# splendid stuff
*readies tin foil hat
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:01, archived)
# this isn't your work...sorry
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:02, archived)
# SHENANIGANS!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:07, archived)
# ghello i am de werld famoush Erik Johansson.
i musht shay i'm preddy pished that you's been ushing my pics.

wankwankwankwankwankwankwank.

this is how all swedes speak TRUFAX!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:08, archived)
# I actually read that in a Sean Connery accent....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:12, archived)
# ^ thish
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:15, archived)
# U R
NOT A WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:18, archived)
# TIN-EYE.COM cannot find a similar picture
so it may be his own work





perhaps peeps should give the benefit of the doubt untill someone can link to proof its a copy
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:23, archived)
# or jusy go here
and look at all 'his' work for the last 3 years.
www.alltelleringet.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:28, archived)
# just done so
Its in the 2008 archive so took a lot of finding from links above


I accept it almost certainly not "nothing toxic" work
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:37, archived)
# I'm not bothered
I'm glad it was posted. I've never seen this stuff before and I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Prove is above
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:29, archived)
# So, I'm in this bar, minding me own...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:48, archived)
# "I find your lack of a menu disturbing"
hehehe, awesome as always, Ninj!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:51, archived)
# i was trying to think of something that sounded like faith
and was cafe/bar related

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:54, archived)
# as you can tell, I couldn't be bothered and just went with menu
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Thanks Stevie!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:59, archived)
# business
when in walks this bloke with a grey trilby

"Stone Me!" I wheezed, "where DID you get that hat?"



(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Vader has prostate cancer now :(
But he's on the mend.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:52, archived)
# :D
great stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Ta Walrus!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:59, archived)
# I find your lack of latte disturbing
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:59, archived)
# I find your lack of shakes disturbing...
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:22, archived)
# scribblings
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Mmmmmmm
Clicky!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:49, archived)
# whats the biggest bit of arts you've done?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:51, archived)
# this one is a2
mikemanser.deviantart.com/art/2501-90652571
pretty much all the others are a3 or a4
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:56, archived)
# interesting
reminds me of Thom Yorke. Anemone in head? or wires?
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:54, archived)
# scribble me timbers
that's nice
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:05, archived)
# i think your art is getting clearer, less totally random.
Its still pretty far out though.
(munzor in the jungle, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:46, archived)
# Some pose as gods, some pose as servants of gods
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Most certainly, in all ways, very much so
DO NOT WANT.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:28, archived)
# TECHO STIMGATA!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Is this the NWO, then? :) (good shaking, btw)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:31, archived)
# In hindsight, zoom blur might work better
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:32, archived)
# Ohh, yes. This is much more like being hit by one of those devices.
Not that Ive ever met a Go'uld or anything...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Catholicism WOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Some are just tasty.
(I helped save b3ta! Qwolf What can you do with out a dolly? ©, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:56, archived)
# oh god
my brains....
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:02, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:26, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Hahahaha!
you nutter!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Biggest office lol of the week right there. And we're up for redundancy tomorrow. I lose my job and its your fault.
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:41, archived)
# Oops
Good luck tomorrow.

If it does happen, you could always start a life of crime using a blue folder as a disguise.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:42, archived)
# whahahahahaha
ACE x2
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:44, archived)
# She weren't in...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:16, archived)
# What happens when Heny has been photoshopped onto everything?
What will we do then?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Have a NEW CHALLENGE!
Take Henry out of pictures! It will be hilarious.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:21, archived)
# photoshop everything onto henry?
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:21, archived)
# obviously :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:23, archived)
# We could try doing some work
nah, it'll never catch on
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:24, archived)
# TIME WILL CEASE
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:26, archived)
# That's when Hollywood makes a film
"The Day Henry was Everywhere".

It'll be a romantic horror/comedy.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:26, archived)
# you need to learn
teh power of a href
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:19, archived)
# And the power of remove frames in google image search.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:25, archived)
# SHOWER CURTAIN
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:26, archived)
# You know what they are?!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:31, archived)
# all those bloody steps!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:18, archived)
# needs
a stannah
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:30, archived)
# And I just know he's going to ask me to help him move
an antique roll-top desk, a sleeper sofa and an upright piano.
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Quick, what is the Austrian for 'Wibble'?!


The seams, the seams!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)
# VIBLHEIN
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:44, archived)
# hahahaha superb, I think it "vibble"

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:44, archived)
# xD
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Ahahahaha!
See those medals? He didn't earn them:
www.dailykos.com/story/2004/8/23/113152/124

The only awards Bush earned were for attendance [edit: and he didn't really earn them, either]. No, I'm not kidding.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:07, archived)
# actually, he recieved those medals for being a deserter and pisshead
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:14, archived)
# :)
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:34, archived)
# Vibble!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Every time I hear or read Fritzl it makes me thing of Spritzl and that makes me think of Sprits
a very nice cookie. *Hungers.....*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:45, archived)
# hahahahahahahhaha! fecking hell.... brilliant!
"Instead of taking prisoners, we just made a huge fruit salad"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Speckled Jim.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Lovely, plump speckly pigeon.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Make it extra milky.
Ooh, a cappuccino.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:51, archived)
# Have you got any of that brown stuff you sprinkle on the top?
Don't be revolting, Darling...
(Brigadier Arthur Charles, Mrs, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:04, archived)
# Security isn't a dirty word, Blackadder...
CREVICE is a dirty word, but security isn't.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:06, archived)
# forget about his
I've just invented pickled cheese - think of the time I've just saved you all!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Pickled - Cheese
!!

you can all bask in my millions of pounds once I put the idea into practice.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived)
# You can already get this
Can't remember where i had it but it had baby pickled onions throughout the bloke..MMMMMMMmmmm god damn it was tasty! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:53, archived)
# no no no no
that was cheese with pickled onions in it... this is pickled cheese.

It's the idea which will revolutionise sandwiches.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Don't revolve my sandwich! All the filling will fall out!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:00, archived)
# yeah
this is why the croque madam is such a good idea
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:04, archived)
# egg! egg! egg! egg!
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:07, archived)
#
www.mike.geiger.ca/blog/index.php?/archives/266-WTF-Pickled-Cheese!.html
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:13, archived)
# :S
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Millions of pounds in weight?

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:05, archived)
# :D
cheeky scamp!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:12, archived)
# yeah, thats like the papers declaring scientists have found a new cure for cancer
but they haven't really.

Until I see the pickled cheese in action, I won't believe it.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Oh - you will - you will
and it might even cure cancer - it probably does. FUCK IT - pickled cheese is the number 1 top cure for cancer popular in Japan!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:54, archived)
# will it loose its picklyness when grilled?

if so then I'll bid you good day!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:58, archived)
# No
the grilling process will caramelise and reduce the pickle and so intensify the pickly flavour and increase viscosity for a more pleasing mouth feel.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Hmmm. I'm seeing a promotional opportunity for a former boxing champion or other sportsman here.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:01, archived)
# anyone other than Anthony Worral Thompson and I'm happy
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:02, archived)
# I for one endorse this product
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:08, archived)
# \o/
alright... I'll let you know how the R&D goes... perhaps send it into the newsletter...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:11, archived)
# oo ninja
focancer Fo' Sho :P
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:57, archived)
# I am like a shadow... You can't see me... I AM the post...
before you even realise I'm there, the edit has been made, and then I'm gone again!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:05, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:11, archived)
# This isn't the white stuff you found under your foreskin is it?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:54, archived)
# nope
that was coc(k)aine.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:56, archived)
# So you've put a bit of cheese in vinegar?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:57, archived)
# not yet
... but I might... I haven't got past the bit where I have the idea and then put it into practice.

I mean YES - I have done this and also I have documents which are dated to a date previous to this one which prove it.!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:58, archived)
# So if I pickle a piece of cheese, I can patent the process and cash in on it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:59, archived)
# erm... no
*edges slowly towards the patent office*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:01, archived)
# getting a patent is a pain in the arse. I'm on a provisional one.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:01, archived)
# you're a provisional pain in the arse or you have a provision patent?
what's it for?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Sorry but I think you were beaten by a few thousand years I think.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:27, archived)
# I dont want to wear it out but... this is too good! (click)

BUMHOLE!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Hurrah with highly polished brass knobs on!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:49, archived)
# wow a gif with sound :D
awesome
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Oooh!
An inciting but horrifying prospect.
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:53, archived)
# like this old chestnut:
www.b3tards.com/u/875123e118fab92535aa/sampotato.gif

(not mine)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:55, archived)
# AHAHAH!
It was a short-lived catchphrase around our parts.
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:04, archived)
# Cover me in eggs and flour and bake me for 40 minutes!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Nicely!
Hat borrowed from Wasp Box :) Cheers fella!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:59, archived)
# *shakes fist*
*falls over*

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Huh!
Call that a HAT!?

De Divil Dey do!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:11, archived)
# T'be sure

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:15, archived)
# T'be sure


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:20, archived)
#
This is good too, but there's not enough politics for my liking
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:09, archived)
# near the capital city, Wibble
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Well they've licensed nearly everything else....
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:40, archived)
# she's worth it
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)
# love it!
have a clicky
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)
# hahaha *buys*


Also available...PEETONE®
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Ahhh but are they coated?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived)
# hehehe :)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived)
# ohmyyes! I hate all make-up ads
"Contains Nano-capsulline abrasive quantum microdot GlowShine(tm) foundation color technology!"
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:03, archived)
# I don't think Boris likes his new Anaconda, Mr Pooter


Click for bigger (179 kb)

#5 Boris Johnson

Poor Ol' Mr. Pooter!
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:38, archived)
# SALADFINGERS!
ahem, sorry, woo sir :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:40, archived)
# bad mr pooter!
And stop using the cancerstick!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)
# God conviscated the Cancer-Stick!!!
He felt it's power was to good for Mr Pooter and has started using it himself!
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Damn all the gods
the cancerstick was mr. Pooter only!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Apart From having a round Green Head, they are not alike!
Mr Pooter doesnt care for rusty spoons, he just accidently hurts celebrites.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Dance your way out of THAT, BoJo!
BoJo!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:13, archived)

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