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[challenge entry] not too subtle, I hope

(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:48, archived)
# oh god - I like that too!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:49, archived)
# yay!
glad to be of service :)
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:49, archived)
# I mean I like Primula with prawns
I like your image too, but its irreconcilable in my head
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:52, archived)
# wow, really?
ooh there's no accounting for taste ;). I'm more of a rotting Camembert type of person.

*wanders off to eat Marmite with a spoon*
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:54, archived)
# ok, now that is making me feel ill..... *hold back the vomit*
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:49, archived)
# not as ill as when you actually try the stuff
*suppresses memory*
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:50, archived)
# *bokes LOTS*
Jeez :(

*bokes EVEN MORE*
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 15:08, archived)
# tramp showers
that tickled my funny bone something shocking!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 15:12, archived)
# quite!
I would die happy if I could walk past that sign in real life...
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 15:22, archived)
# Tramp Showers, eh?


Clickety [here] for full 1M gory glory, should you feel the need...

.


(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:38, archived)
# ha!
this is gloriously insane :)
Love the background too!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 17:38, archived)
#
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:48, archived)
# THE TENTACLE IS GREAT, COME JOIN US
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:49, archived)
# not tonight
not not tonight

www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-ExE-R8NRE

I'm not a fan of this zalgo business but this pic is woo! :)
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:49, archived)
# tuuuune!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:51, archived)
# look i've told you once, i've told you twice if your names not down you're not coming in
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:52, archived)
# my name's Dan
... which sounds like down if you pronounce it wrong... can I come in?
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:55, archived)
# is your name Dan Hales is it?
"yes thats me"
"well, you've been barred for three months then, sod off"
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Did i say hales
i meant haynes
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 15:14, archived)
# WOOOOOO
WHERES ME MITSUBISHIS??
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:56, archived)
# HAHA!
Superb, sir!

*clicks*
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:49, archived)
# nice
this is a clever take. refreshing, even!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:50, archived)
# : D
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:52, archived)
#
What is it with this Zalgo business anyway??
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:52, archived)
# well the zalgo stuff is editing webcomics with lovecraftian monsters
though i just wanted to do something different
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:54, archived)
# I've seen this question
as many time as I've seen a Zalgo picture.
lmgtfy.com/?q=Zalgo - 4th one down ;)
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:55, archived)
# thats a superb link that
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Lol
Bastich :P
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 15:11, archived)
# hahahahhahaha, ace!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Patrick Moore on steroids!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:53, archived)
# .
[Mod edit: Bit NSFW]
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:38, archived)
# funny
but definately NSFW
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:39, archived)
# ^^this^^
funny, but no thanks.
hiding the post...
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:39, archived)
# The debt collects will still get ya!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:41, archived)
# haha what
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:39, archived)
# :|
WHAT THE HELL
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:40, archived)
# crikey
reminds me of a Styar Wars character. I don't know the name, but he was in the rebel alliance. he didn't have a real part, he was just there
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Flangechin?
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:43, archived)
# haha!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Nein Numb, the one that flew the Falcon in Jedi?
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:44, archived)
# I have to say it reminds me more of either one of the musicians from the original Max Rebo band, or any of the members of the first cantina band...
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:47, archived)
# I kneel before you oh master of all things Starwarsy!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:47, archived)
# \o/
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Goodness!
You know his name - that's rather impressive, and worrying at the same time!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:48, archived)
# I didn't even know it had a name!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Haha!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 15:29, archived)
# arf!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 15:32, archived)
# 'Nien Nunb'
/native of Sullust


*relurks*
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Goodness!
You corrected the spelling of his name - that's rather pedantic, and more pedantic at the same time!



;)
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:51, archived)
# ^this
HT's is spelled wrong...

*geeks out*
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:52, archived)
# 's right
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:55, archived)
#
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Ja. Dat is het zeer bursaal
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:48, archived)
# What's Star Wars?
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 15:01, archived)
# *_*
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Jesus!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:40, archived)
# *has a job*
*has a mortgage*
*needs job for mortgage*
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Ahh, a cog in the capitalist wheel.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:46, archived)
# It's not even suitable for my nice cosy office at home.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:47, archived)
# jesus h shitting christ
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Watch out when he sneezes.
A bit like Kuato
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:43, archived)
# haha
at least the ears give you something to grab onto!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Go on, link it you cockmong
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:44, archived)
# fffuuuuuuuuuuu
wait, those ears have a potential use, just not on his ass
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:45, archived)
# ..
..and her fecal matter smelled of egg foo yung...:/
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Thanks for that. It's always great to see some NSFW pictures whilst I'm at work. It keeps me on my toes.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:45, archived)
# mod can link it
if they want
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Yeah, you too.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:48, archived)
# I say!

(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Hooray!
Happy b3taday!
:D
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Fankyoo!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:50, archived)
# cor!
have some battenburg with a flame stick on top!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Yum!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Happy candles!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Cheers barry ;)
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:54, archived)
# I love this!
NSFW? Bollocks!
:D
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:48, archived)
# ^this
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:51, archived)
# this reminds me,
i must buy some knock-off dvd's
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 15:03, archived)
# I think I fucked that once.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Somewhere in the Pacific...
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:25, archived)
# \o/
nicely
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Not worth a new thread...
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:34, archived)
# *FECKING HUGE LOL*
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:35, archived)
# That's what teh daughter said:P
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:38, archived)
# Pffftahahahaa!

(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:39, archived)
# HAHAHA!!!!!!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:44, archived)
# *catches tea before it hits monitor*
top work
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:45, archived)
# More bottom work mething
admittedly less bottom work than the post above.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Ha ha wrong
As is.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Heh!

(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:49, archived)
# ha ha ha Super
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Smashing
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Gr8!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:54, archived)
# YE FECKIN' BOLLOX!! YE BE PISSING ALL O'ER ME MIND!!!!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:54, archived)
# hahaha!!!
masticat!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 15:15, archived)
# great!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:54, archived)
# lmao
i like
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Cheers
In which case I might as well...

(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:59, archived)
# but he might...
/schroedinger
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 22:49, archived)
# fooking
aces clik
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:26, archived)
# I love that more than Double Deckers
and I LOVE Double Deckers
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:27, archived)
# The confectionary?
Or the style of bus?
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:29, archived)
# The choccy bars
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:30, archived)
# back to work, you slacker!!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Oh hello.
As if you do any work. Ever!
Plus, you're not even AT work due to a power cut, you hypocrite!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:32, archived)
# just 'cos i've got a great excuse...
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:35, archived)
# I swear they've changed them.
I remember them being more nougaty.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:31, archived)
# I always get shouted down when I suggest sweets have changed over the years
but I stand by my belief that Creme Eggs are smaller nowadays
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:34, archived)
# How big is a nowaday anyway?
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:37, archived)
# I read that as "naughty", and thought of those irritating maltesers adverts.
in other chocolate bar related news, I accidentally bought a dairy milk bar that is '99 calories'...by being about half the mass of a normal bar! For the same price!!

*outrages*
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Porkins! Pull up!!!!
:D
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:27, archived)
# C:
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Fuck me that swamp was deeper than I thought.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Oooh noice!

(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Haaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Hahahah - aces! :D
And hurrahs to Ninj's undersea wonderfulness too!
\o/
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:32, archived)
# *doesn't believe it* - which is why I fail.
woo sir, very woo!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:29, archived)
# Very lovely...
Anything wallpaper-sized?
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Ooh no...
...sorry Baz :(
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:34, archived)
# :(
Ah well, stick with Dr.Dunno's legendary liechtenstein...

Geeeeeenius!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:36, archived)
# nice one
:D
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Excellent...
but it reminds me of Thunderball which is bad
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:44, archived)
# I hate that Bond film too...
:D
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Ooooh.... nicely done!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Ta Moley!
...and all you smashers :D
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 15:02, archived)
[challenge entry] OH THE HUMANITY!!!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Nooooooooo!
Poor Moomin :(
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:22, archived)
# You can kill the Moomin
but not the nightmares *shudders*
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:23, archived)
# awwwwwww....
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:23, archived)
# wwwwwwaaaaaaaawwww
aaaaaaaaa.:(
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:26, archived)
# awooooogah
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:26, archived)
# noooo :((((((((((((((
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Blue Moomiiiiin
you saw me blending aloooooooooone
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:25, archived)
# *LOL*
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:27, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Bastard!
Poor Moomin :((
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Oh Noes!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Not much juice in that one.
haha yay


(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 15:53, archived)
# 'ning twunts
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:21, archived)
# I STILL like her top
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:21, archived)
# I like her eye
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:33, archived)
# i'd like her bottom...
...lubed and ready for use.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Put a donk on it!
Nice cloning on their moved heads ;)
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:22, archived)
# yep
lots of effort there
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Kapow!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:23, archived)
# OH SNAP!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:24, archived)
# they is
lobsided like my suicide thursday photoshopping
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:24, archived)
# Brad & Jen.....
....The EARLY years??
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:23, archived)
# a young Vinnie Jones, top right
also, isn't that fella Bez?
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:27, archived)
# You could be right.....
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Which is why I don't associate with the youngin's
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:23, archived)
# I used to like Gabba.
But then I used to do a lot of speed.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:28, archived)
# What a hideous bunch of cunts.
Bloody awful skin condition, too.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:28, archived)
# fork you
and your epidermis harassing...in this state, they throw around pills like they was jellybeans.now whos complaining about that??
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:32, archived)
# I'm very sorry.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:36, archived)
# is that a built in file binder on the side?
EDIT: And what do you keep firearms on your radiator?
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Keeps 'em nice and warm...
Duh!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:51, archived)
# ... their carers must be just out of shot. It's nice that they get the occasional day out of the 'unit
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:30, archived)
# heheh
but does anyone know who they are?

is there a site anywhere on teh internet that tells you who the unfortunate subjects of internet memes are?
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:34, archived)
# i have
oft wondered similar, sir.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:37, archived)
# rave
\o/
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Fritzls! Meet the Fritzls! They're a modern inbred family...


From the town of Amstetten, they'll go down in history...
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:17, archived)
#
Only goes down on his daughter from what I hear
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Nicely :D
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:18, archived)
# hahahaha! *fears*
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:21, archived)
# wickers.
!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Ha ha!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Nozin ur binders
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:24, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:26, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:24, archived)
# Hahaha crikey!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:25, archived)
# fabulous
so it is :)
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:32, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaha
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:45, archived)
# hahahaha!
fecking aceness
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 15:17, archived)
# From my good friend Oliver...

who is unaccounted.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:15, archived)
# That bastard
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:19, archived)
# He looks gay
Nuff said
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:20, archived)
# can all Catholic people please write him a letter calling him an utter knob
thanks
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:21, archived)
#
Catholic
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:23, archived)
# he won't listen to anyone that isn't on his friends list so I wouldn't bother
and even then I'm not sure he'll listen to them
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:27, archived)
# The twuntbag.
The one in the hat I mean, not you
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Haha
The Pope is a cunt.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Not exactly timely, but I had shit to do...
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:14, archived)
# If I were a rich man
dobby dobby dobby i'd rape my daughter dobby dobby do
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:16, archived)
# Ah well...
at least someone appreciated it!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:28, archived)
# my dog is learning to play the piano, but he's not very good...
...apparently his bach is worse than his bite
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 15:01, archived)
# I hate you
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 15:02, archived)
[challenge entry] *flies in to save the board*


EDIT: i feel dirty now
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:10, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:10, archived)
# That was a good animation you made earlier.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:11, archived)
# tahnk youss
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:12, archived)
# No it wasn't...













...it was superb.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:13, archived)
# it was a little rushed
I would have liked to spend longer on animating the boy, but lunchtime was running out
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:23, archived)
# No! No.

Because no.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:11, archived)
# ^This.
With flaming hammers of piss and steel.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:12, archived)
# No.
NO NO NO.

YOU BAD MAN.

*pats on the head*
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Ewww trying to eat my lunch here dude.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:12, archived)
# bwahaha
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:12, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:13, archived)
# awwwww
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:13, archived)
# hold it in kitty :D
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Hahaha awwww
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:13, archived)
# hahahahaha
this is my favourite reply
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:13, archived)
# yuck
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:12, archived)
# aaaaaaargh!
Woo!
Aaaaaaaargh!
Woo!
Aaaaaaaargh!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:12, archived)
# hahahahahhaah! holy shi-- well err, good lord...
CLICK!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:12, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:13, archived)
# ...oh my word
The mind just fills in the blanks for you.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:13, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:14, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
*nutty bokes*
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:15, archived)
#
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:20, archived)
# ha ha
Great expressions
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Mmmmm.
No chocolate flake? Tsk tsk.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:14, archived)
# I have chocolate cayke
*adblocks*

lalala I can't see your post

*eats cayke*
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:16, archived)
# ooohhhhhhh
now make sausage rolls using 2 kids in a sandbox
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:33, archived)
# oh chocolate moose
delicious!
(, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 3:57, archived)
# [email protected]
Tang chao spam CO was founded in 2002.our company mainly wholesales slave-made crap, shovelling into western markets from our anal orifices just like this spam posting.
We can provide non-genuine shoes made by completely genuine 4 year olds with bleeding fingers who sleep once a week. All the
shoes are packed in original boxes that the children live in with retro cards, and the tags and style code number are 100% correct.
If you are interested in our
products, you should be ashamed of yourself.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:05, archived)
# Congratulations. No, really, I am very impressed. It's very good news. I'm genuinely happy. Look, this is my happy face.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:05, archived)
# *cheers*
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:07, archived)
# well... It was inevitable really
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Wendy?
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:05, archived)
# A late entry from last weeks challenge?
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:05, archived)
# I WANT TWELFTY!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:06, archived)
#

(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:06, archived)
# haha!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:07, archived)
# ha ha ha
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:13, archived)
# I'm sorry

(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Haaaaaaaaahahahaha
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Is that Noah?
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:07, archived)
# We call him HRG around here
Or Mr Creepy if you want :D
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:08, archived)
# HRT?
Is that because he makes your old lady horny?
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:09, archived)
# He bags and tags em'
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:10, archived)
# No.
just... No.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:06, archived)
# THE SHOES!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:06, archived)
# AND THE MAKE UP!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:11, archived)
# What a cunt.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:06, archived)
# I'll give You top quality products you spunking cuntnugget.

*punches square on the nose*

*ignores*
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:07, archived)
# What a time to log on...
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:07, archived)
#
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Dodge This, Motherfucker
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Dear lord, that's a bit excellent
AAAAARG I HAVE TO GET ON WITH THINGS.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Not mine - I hasten to add
Just seemed suitable....
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:10, archived)
# It's still lovely :D
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Hahaha you had most people fooled...
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:12, archived)
# I'll take that as a compliment, if I may?
:)
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:18, archived)
# I think so...
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Oh now you're just showing us all up.
Would you be hideously offended if I edited the coelosphere a bit?
The ground's a bit... brown. It looks a bit like slurry :(
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Not my Pic!
Edit the coelosphere as much as you need, sir.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:11, archived)
# xx
That up there is particularly beautiful. Top leather texture.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:12, archived)
# Too brown?
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:18, archived)
# very lush
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:10, archived)
# this is ace
looks like an Edward Hopper painting
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Wow, that's awesome
stuff right there. Woo!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:11, archived)
# COR!
both the image and the subject
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Fuck dude! That brilliant!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Absolutely wonderful
It's a shame I can only click once.

Bravo, and Woo Yay too.

Awesome!
(, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 10:54, archived)
#
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:07, archived)
# ha ha This was WORTH a wasted thread
I'm loving this.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:10, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Haha
Tea grease!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:11, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:11, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:11, archived)
# absolutely ace
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:16, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:23, archived)
# haha yes!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Three and a half solid hours
THREE AND A HALF SOLID HOURS, WITH A FUCKING HEAVY COLD that picture took me, you TWAT.

And you push it to the bottom because you're a fucking spammer. Really - you don't even have the intelligence to do ANY - ANY - market research - spamming here won't generate you any business you utterly worthless piece of shit.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:08, archived)
# BUY SHOES. BUY SHOES. BUY SHOES. BUY SHOES. BUY SHOES. BUY SHOES. BUY SHOES. BUY SHOES. BUY SHOES. BUY SHOES. BUY SHOES. BUY SHOES. BUY SHOES. BUY SHOES. BUY SHOES. BUY SHOES. BUY SHOES. BUY SHOES. BUY SHOES.
BUY SHOES. BUY SHOES. BUY SHOES. BUY SHOES. BUY SHOES. BUY SHOES. BUY SHOES. BUY SHOES. BUY SHOES. BUY SHOES. BUY SHOES. BUY SHOES. BUY SHOES. BUY SHOES. BUY SHOES. BUY SHOES. BUY SHOES. BUY SHOES. BUY SHOES. BUY SHOES. BUY SHOES. BUY SHOES. BUY SHOES. BUY SHOES. BUY SHOES. BUY SHOES. BUY SHOES.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:10, archived)
# HAHAAHA!!!
*considers buying shoes*
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:15, archived)
# It's a bot
there's no point ranting.

It's like shouting at the telly

oh, and BUY SHOES
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Harumph!
*harumphs*
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:14, archived)
# *buys*
*remortgages*
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:18, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha
your life is worthless
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:10, archived)
# You are on b3ta. You have just made a new post.

There are board nazis approaching from the east and the south.

You see an Add friend, Ignore, Hide, Delete, Edit, I like this! and a Reply button.


What would you like to do?

>_

(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:10, archived)
# >throw baby
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:11, archived)
# \o/
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:20, archived)
# go to bumsex
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:12, archived)
# Click "Delete"
and wait for the thread deleter nazis
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:12, archived)
# I object
as a massive and unjustified racist I find your choice of a black typeface disgusting.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:10, archived)
# *tut*
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:10, archived)
# is she trying to work out how to order new thumbs?
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:13, archived)
# To: [email protected]
Subject: I want trainers

I would like two pairs of Air Force Ones in size 11. My credit card number is 8654-9873-1029-7463.
Please send them to 123 Crab Street, Swindon, UK
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Isn't internet shopping brilliant!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:14, archived)
# fluffeh fail time
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:28, archived)
#
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Mabel always won at strip poker
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Aces :D
Also, anyone here know much about Weeds? As in the plants, not the TV show.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:03, archived)
# They're flowers
in the wrong place
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:04, archived)
# LOL!
Our England is a garden, and such gardens are not made
By singing 'Oh how wonderful' and sitting in the shade,
While better men than we go out, and start their working lives
By grubbing weeds from garden paths with broken dinner knives.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:05, archived)
# Any plant can be a weed if it is in the wrong place
What more specifically are you wanting to know?
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:05, archived)
# Basically what the fuck it is that has
taken over my flower beds and what the best way to get rid of it forever is.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Do you have any phots of the weed?
the solution is probably going to be along the lines of dig it up or poison it
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Here you go:


That is just one little bit. I have tried digging up the ones at the bottom of the garden, but they all appear to be connected like some giant weed monster!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Sorry I don't know what that is
but is is broad leaved so hopefully weed killer should be effective.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:19, archived)
# I think that would be a tuber.
We've had a problem with tiger lillies in our garden since we moved in the house about 1 years ago. Not only do they spread underground, but if you let them seed, the seed pods explode and scatter the seeds everywhere. They really do explode, too. I used to think it was kids throwing stones over the wall.

Nuke the site from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Hmmm
You'll have a job - you need a good garden fork and you'll have to dig out every bit of the root system every time one appears.

You'll have got rid of them in about 2 years.

I just got my garden looking perfect after 4 years and then I moved :(
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Aye, this is my worry.
I wanted to sort the back of my garden out to be a mini allotment this summer but hey :(
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:24, archived)
# plant early potatoes
they're good for smothering weeds
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 15:18, archived)
# It's not Comfrey, is it?
That has a reputation for going wild...
(, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 10:56, archived)
# What's her secret;
To unlimited clothes?
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:03, archived)
# Magic or possibly a curse
I'm not sure
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Wha-
Sorry, all I see is booouuuunce.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:08, archived)
# I am damn well gonna sit here watching this until she pulls the last shirt off.
:D
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:05, archived)
# I hope you don't have anything important to be doing
because you are going to be here for a long time
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:07, archived)
# CHEATING BITCH.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:05, archived)
# *Pours J&B into computer*
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Good boob bobble bobby bob bob
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Thank you
:D
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Nobody ever considers the cephlapods when they summon Zalgo...
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:00, archived)
# ha ha ha What?
all very odd
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:01, archived)
# :D
What font is that you've written 'Zalgo' in?
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Blackletter
I got it from an HP Lovecraft site, curiously enough.

Edit: www.cthulhulives.org/toybox/PROPDOCS/PropFonts.html the free font pack at the bottom of the page.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:03, archived)
# Thank you.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Zalgobama!

(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Long time
Hi guys, been a while, but why has B3ta gone all fruity over n'yarlathotep and his chums??
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:14, archived)
#
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:03, archived)
# *calls to prayer*
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:55, archived)
# IT COMES
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:56, archived)
# Poor Lando and CHewbacca never returned from this terrible place
wttp
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:56, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:58, archived)
# ooh, that is lovely :)
nice shiny domes too :D
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:56, archived)
# Ta!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:58, archived)
# right, i'm of again
might see you laters, depending on how I feel

bye for now
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:01, archived)
# you really are a talented so-and-so, arn't you?
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:56, archived)
# ^What he said^
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:59, archived)
# *blushes*
Cheers...!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Oooh
That's a bit good
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Thank you!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Very nice
Just needs a Halal pig floating above it...
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:58, archived)
# I missed a trick there, didn't I?
;-)
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:00, archived)
# i hope you include all of this stuff in your CV when you apply for a job on Magrathea
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:58, archived)
# :D
Good one, sir
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:00, archived)
# I knew those
pics of Charles and Diana at the Taj Mahal were shopped :D

Woo!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Hehehe...
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:01, archived)
# lovely stuff
and top musical accompaniment
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:00, archived)
# Thank You, Mr Toast!
I'm annoying the neighbours, but what the hell....?
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:01, archived)
# This on the music!
I love that the Best of James is their complete discography :D
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:04, archived)
# their most recent arfe their best albums, and none of which are on the Best of
madness!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:12, archived)
# It was Millionaires
that actually made me realise how great they were. I fucking heart that album so much!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:17, archived)
# indeed
Like Fred Astaire is possibly the most lovely tracks ever, and a wonderful commemorative video for Brighton Old pier
*EDIT - for fucks sake YouTube, stop squabbling and put music videos back up!!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:24, archived)
# Oh corr blimey.
Spent a good few minutes gandering at that.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:01, archived)
# Glad to hear it, sir.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Oh bloody hell.
*drops jaw, tools*

*wanders 'round in circles*
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:02, archived)
# *steers back to the path*
;-)
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:06, archived)
# :) That's nice
woo
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:04, archived)
# Thank you!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Ooh I say...
...that's rather outstanding! *click* :D
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:04, archived)
# Cheers, Mr Ninj!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Oh very well done sir.
*claps*
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:07, archived)
# :)
Thank you, sir
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Cor

Are you sure this is the right place, R2?
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:20, archived)
# That is mightily impressive.
I have no clue how you even begin to create something like that.

Not sure it's the place I would choose to site my palace/castle, but it's none the less awesome for that.

I pity the paper boy.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Well, if the milkman can get up there...
;-)
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Afternoon all
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:53, archived)
# hahaha
i swear i can hear it thud
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:53, archived)
# McDonalds' secret burger factory
Unglees
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:54, archived)
# hahahahha, ooh, that is getting a click!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:54, archived)
# Hahaha fantastic!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:54, archived)
# Happy candleday!
and cheers :)
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:56, archived)
# Cheers!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Happy B3ta day
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:12, archived)
# Thanks!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:47, archived)
# hahahahahaha
you can never crush.......The Fear!!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Hahaha!
Brilliant!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:56, archived)
# haha
supergood
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:01, archived)
# that's brill
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:01, archived)
# Haha
aces :D
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:10, archived)
# TEH FEAR!!!
TEH FEAR!!!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 15:38, archived)
# ...

Sorry :)
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Yay.
But spell-check before supplying, next time.

/runs n' hides
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)
# YES BOSS
:(
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Will that ever die down?
Chris Crocker time.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Accompianing?
Nicley :D
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Accompianing: for two people to play one piano at the same time
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Tell us the one about the six inch pianist
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)
# his body weight wasn't enough to even get a sound out of one key let alone play a whole cord
I've never really found it funny to be honest.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Thank you :D
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)
# ha!
and Austin 7?

/car joke
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry to threadjack, but this doesn't deserve its own thread,
How Kievs are made:

(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)
# ew...
the chicken looks strangely unperturbed...
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:48, archived)
# heheheh! top 'shop!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:49, archived)
# Hahaha nicely!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)
# I like this.
sudden tale:

A few years ago I was in a slightly pretentious part of Oxford town and happened to find myself walking towards a group of young people stood around on a corner.

The young people were wearing hoodies, looking slightly threadbare and passing a bottle around carefully wrapped in a bag. Such a group, while not uncommon in Oxford generally, is certaily not an expected site in this part of town, which is a long way from the usual haunts of such folks. As I approached I was wondering "are they lost, are they looking for trouble, or are they not really a bunch of tough kids."

My question was answered for me when, as I was about 10 feet away, one of the group members dropped the bottle breaking it. The young fellow next to him piped up in perfect plummy upper-calls English: "Oh Rupert, you tit! Look what you've done."

Ahh, I love posh kids.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:56, archived)
# I heard that in a prefect Stewie voice
:)
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:01, archived)
# it was pretty close, as I recall.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:05, archived)
# why not?
It deserves it's own thread as much as the next post...

*checks next post*

See?
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Lovely
I think that's a great idea and very well done.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:34, archived)
# how many of the dates will he actually do?
At work it was suggested that he will probably only do 10 out of the 50
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:48, archived)
# You work with me
aicmfp

I reckon 3 tops.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:49, archived)
# I was going for 2, 4 at a push
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived)
# He's so shy that he puts his hand up to a camera whenever one is near his face
How the hell will he cope with 50 dates and all the people?!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:51, archived)
# A big vat of jesus juice and duck butter, that will get him through
and the keys to the orphanage
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:53, archived)
# HE COMES
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Brasseyelols!


EDIT: What the fuck is going on with that frame with added handle? :(
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Dunno
it's YOUR picture :p
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:39, archived)
# ^ this, with phenomenally well-crafted bells on.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:40, archived)
# ^This
With extraordinary pantaloons
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Pantaloons that become balloons
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Balloons resembling bassoons
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:45, archived)
# bassoons buggering baboons
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)
# ^ that, with exquisitely millinered Felt tricorns
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:44, archived)
# ^T'other, with a jolly nice turtleneck sweater from Marks & Sparks
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)
# M&S?
*shuns*
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)
# FASHION VICTIM!
*points and laughs*
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived)
# *Nichole Fahris*
:D
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:57, archived)
# ^this
I was blaming myself for a while there
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Pfft to all of you :)
It was rhetorical though.

It looked fine in Animation shop :(
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)
# I like
and understand this
Yay!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:40, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Haha
you know when you asked me for tutorials? You just totally ignored my answer didn't you? ;)
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Pfft!
That is in paint.net. Photoshop is still confusing me :D
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:53, archived)
[challenge entry] 'sup
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:31, archived)
# hahahahahah! oooh, HAAPPAPAPAPPAPPPY B3TADAY!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Cheers Steve ;)
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:37, archived)
# happy b3ta day!



(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Yummy!
Ta!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Heh heh heh
And a happy b3taday :)
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Thankski!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Oh lordy...
and Happy Candle Day, my fine fellow!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:32, archived)
# hello sir
how are you?
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Not bad, ta!
I'm currently wasting time at home before I go buy my new compooter!

How's you?
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:38, archived)
# i'm ok, been of work since yesterday, managed 2 hours at work today before I had to come hom
on the plus side, I got the last of my money from my ex, which means just my name off the house deeds and mortgage and I will be 100% free :D
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Oh, sir..
I'm sorry, that sounds really rough.
*comforts*
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:41, archived)
# thank you, the idea of being completely free is cheering me up
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)
# I so wish I'd done that with the ex
Sadly, I'm the one left holding the 'baby', or rather 'mortgage and deeds and crushing debt'
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)
# yes but you haven't fleeced your parents (in their 70s) to pay back the money that was paid off by the ex
She has, even though she has the money herself
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:49, archived)
# *high fives*
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)
# *high fives back*
No more contact with that cheating bitch any more :D
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Ta very much JPG ;)
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Cannibal holocaust flavoured kebab anyone?
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Wasn't that an album by Pungent Stench?
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:33, archived)
# It was an Italian movie
A "Video nasty" contained an infamous shot of a woman impaled on a spear in the ground, like the one in Barbarosa's pic. It got taken to court when people thought it snuff, and the filmmakers brought the actors in to prove it wasn't.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:37, archived)
# hahahaargh!!!!
Candles etc..
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Cheers pip!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:37, archived)
# happy candles chap!
also, wasn't that her armpit & minchbush period?
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Thanks flop!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:38, archived)
# happy candle day :)
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Cheers Otty ;)
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:38, archived)
# woo to the pic
but she has gone pass the mutton stage
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:41, archived)
# offal dressed as mutton?
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)
# offal is far to good for you
the really gristly shitty bits, is what she is
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Happy B3taday Barabara!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Ta very much ;)
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Where is that pole going?
and HAPPY CANDLE DAY!!!!!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Cheers Joe!
Wherever it's going it's rattling ;)
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:39, archived)
# CANDLE!

Congrats on hanging on and not getting banned and shit
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:34, archived)
# yeah & shit
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Ta!
Phew - it was a close one ;)
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Don't make me post my Domo kebab again, you.
Hpapy Bat3ady!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Thanks AEIYM ;)
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:40, archived)
# CAAAAAAAAAYKE!!

Congrats matey:)
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:36, archived)
# turd cake
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Is that cake
sponsored by PayPal?
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:39, archived)
# YUM!
Cheers Ghostie ;)
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:40, archived)
# hahahaha!
and a very happy b3taday, squire!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Thank you very much ;)
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:40, archived)
# happy b3ta day Babs
viz zis badly packed kebab you are truly zpoiling usz
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Cheers beefy :)
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Happy b3taday


(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 16:00, archived)
# Hahahaha
cheers Dave ;)
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 17:22, archived)
#


CFB
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Yes fucking way!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:18, archived)
# OMG! NO FUCKING WAY!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:19, archived)
# No. YES Fucking Way!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:21, archived)
# RIS
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:18, archived)
# oh hell YES! *KERRRRLLLIIICCCKKKK!*
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:18, archived)
# no rain?
no fucking way.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:20, archived)
# ha!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Mmm coffee

Nice one. Style works pretty good with this one
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:20, archived)
# I has coffee
I'm going to drink it now.
Then I may have a cigarette
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:21, archived)
# Unbeatable combination, sir
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Afternoon sir
Less cigarette, more coffee or tasty side food
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Afternoon, Lovely!!!
Side food works, too.

Cheese Coleslaw, some prosciutto, and a couple of nice lumps of bread.
nom nom nom.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Damnit, that's twice you've made me hungry
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:31, archived)
# It's a bit of a rubbish super-power
I'll have to put more work into it, I think.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:33, archived)
# You could use it to ... er ... defeat .... er ... diabetics
I think
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:39, archived)
# NOM!
/needs to find some food soon

I'd actually intended to go out to a recruitment/open day up the road, but sat here still in jamas I'm hesitant for a few reasons.
It ends at 3pm. I already know it's just really basic work that I'm only looking at as a last resort. I'm hungry.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:32, archived)
# *invites round for tasty snacks*
;-)
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:34, archived)
# *full-blown THIS*

(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:32, archived)
# woo fucking yay.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Yay!
Needs more Zalgo though ;]
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Lovely work, that man...
*clicks*
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:23, archived)
# I like this.
One of your best.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Nicely :)
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Why is it always "fucking brilliant" in your images?

and what has that got to do with "how food is made"?
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:31, archived)
# i really enjoy this
hooray for the fifties
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Cheers all you lovely peeps
I would reply individually, but apparently - due to some small print, I have to work for a living or somthing.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:44, archived)
# oh noes :*(
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Smack it in the face with a fucking shovel.
That'll learn it.

/never did me any h-h-h-harm blog.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:11, archived)
# ^ What she said

* Full on fucking office lol - you gits!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Cor!
Flatworld's had an uprade!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Call the police!
Oh fuck! He is the police :O

Woo!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:12, archived)
# You should try to fuck it.
HARD & FAST
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:12, archived)
# you sir should be knighted in the order of awesomness
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Bring forth the sword of Woo
and prepare the gown of YaY
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Ride it! Ride it into submision
/woo
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:12, archived)
# hahahah, christ almighty, that reminds me of the old "System Shock"
Quick, smash it with a lead pipe!

edit: is that the old Great Ormond Street Hospital logo he's got for a head? :D
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:13, archived)
# I failed tocompleate that twice because I was shitting my self
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:14, archived)
# first, or the second?
ss1 was a better game overall, but ss2 was far scarier... Always ran out of ammoo supplies when I got to "The Many"
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Oh, the second.
Babies must sleep, why are you the one who awakens them?
Can you not feel the joy of the many?
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:18, archived)
# hehe, I love the fact they had to release a patch to replace the spiders, as people were having nightmares and panic attacks :D
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:20, archived)
# I never played it
but now want to! I wonder how well it stands up nowadays?

Oh, vintage 1999. Probably not terribly well...
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Not as bad as you might think.
Some nifty mods about as well.
Crank up the resolution and it's still very good.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:29, archived)
# Righto!
I shall scare myself silly with it as soon as possible. :)
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:32, archived)
# there are two mods for it - one for higher res textures, adn the other replaces all teh creature meshes in teh game
so it still looks passable. The trouble is, XP and Vista really don't like the game so its a bugger to run. It is possible though...
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:31, archived)
# aw...
I'm on Vista. I shall try to sample its delights nonetheless! Cheers.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Paint the back of your head
Robots work for non see through people
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Smashing!

and that's just what he must do
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:14, archived)
# water?
it'll rust :)
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Blige!
That's flaming top work, sir
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Maximum woo
for you, good sir!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:14, archived)
# hahaha!
reboot it up the backside! silly robot.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:15, archived)
# omg that is awesome :D
and i just got my £750 taxback for leaving the uk and living in spain wahooo
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:17, archived)
# what lovely wire pencil effect.
HOW you do it?
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:18, archived)
# Sell it to a fairground as their latest ride
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:18, archived)
# Ha ha!
That's lovely.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:19, archived)
# WONDERFUL :D
Vroom vroom!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:23, archived)
# He looks fine to me!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Flippin' 'eck!
This is awesome!
:D
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Yup,
That is absolutely luverly
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:35, archived)
# You do a lot of good stuff
I like this especially though
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:36, archived)
# freaking awesome
:)
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Fabulous
How do you do that?

*clicks mightily*
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Hahaha!


(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 15:44, archived)
# stop it! stop that, you're stealing my glory with your awesome machines!!!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 17:54, archived)
# brilliant
and I wish in my dreams I could do anything near as good

but his head and his head's shadow are out of synch when he turns to see where the robot gas gone

so only 9.99995/10
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 18:19, archived)
# out of sync?
it's a raytraced shadow, i'd be very surprised if it was incorrect, perhaps an optical illusion
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 19:37, archived)
# That's maybe my favourite thing you've done.
Love that.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 18:58, archived)
# coolio
*click*
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 19:28, archived)
# How gorgeous is this?
Very.
:D
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 20:13, archived)

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